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>> No.22508267
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Sandworms!

>> No.22508275

Paizuri with which monster girl?

>> No.22508288

>>22508275
Holstaur.

>> No.22508289

>>22508275
Succubus!

>> No.22508308
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I am fascinated by echidnas so I would like to know anons opinions on these subjects
>What kind of magic would they specialize in? illusion to be able to mix with the crowd? geomancy for dungeon tuning? enchanting or alchemy?
>From where do they get their own loot and treasures to fill their dungeon with?
>If a echidna has twins or triplets would they be the same species? or share some common traits like hair color at least?
>Do they keep a bingo scoreboard for daugherus?

>> No.22508320

>>22508259
Yes little plant, if you go outside you will DIE

>> No.22508326

>>22508320
Time to stay inside and reproduce then!

>> No.22508335

I want a Bird of Paradise style of Harpy.

>> No.22508346

>>22508335
Flashy!

>> No.22508378

what monster girls would erik, sylvando, and rab be?

>> No.22508487

>>22508378
erik would be a monster fit for a thief like a large mouse
sylvando would be a monster fit for putting on a show like gandharva or otohime
rab is a old fat magic-user so idk

>> No.22508494

>>22508165
Jinko needs to order some Yeti Blanks fitness videos to master the martial art of hugging

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>>22508275
Either Holstaur, Yeti or Anubis.

>> No.22508514

>>22508499
That Holst is ready to deal with some poachers!

>> No.22508530

>>22508514
I think that's a measuring tape anon.

>> No.22508562

>>22508494
>old, wise Tibetan Yeti master is told her monastery has too little money to run
>has to make fitness videos to make ends meet
Desperate times.

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>> No.22508577

>>22508572
I love winter

>> No.22508603
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>>22508562
Is it possible to learn this power?

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>> No.22508613

>>22508611
That thing was too big to be called a sword

>> No.22508618

>>22508562
Hugging martial artists can do lots of odd jobs to keep the monastery running! Masseuse, fitness instructor, butcher shop helper, sherpa, ski patrol, part time coffee shop worker at Cuddle Cups

>> No.22508629

>>22508618
What about the monastery soccer team?

>> No.22508684

>>22508629
>little Jinko player wants to say hello to her parents and her cuddle-fu master but they're all dead

>> No.22508688
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>> No.22508692

>>22508688
Seems legit

>> No.22508719

>>22508688
The Sabbath is starting to get real aggressive with its recruiting policies.

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>>22508267

>> No.22508805
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>> No.22508834

>>22508805
Yandere Zombie Dragon!

>> No.22508937

>>22508805
Ba da bing, ba da boom, get that dumb dragon out of my room!

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>> No.22508991

>>22508805
impregnative mon

>> No.22508995
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Big birb.

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>> No.22509143

>>22508995
Why does she wear the mask?

>> No.22509162

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/76585304
Scans when?

>> No.22509169

>>22509140
put that down, you don't know who's been using it

>> No.22509192

>>22508805
why drippy tail

>> No.22509196

Would you watch monster porn with your monsterfu or by yourself? Does the porn industry flat line or explode after the arrival of monsters?

>> No.22509210

>>22509192
It's from the profile. Considering her crotch, hands, and tail are dripping and their personality I'm assuming she was masturbating with her fingers and tail.

>> No.22509213

Having a Cursed Sword for a wife must be fun.

>> No.22509222
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>>22508308
What I'm confused about is how they're species continues if they only have one Echidna daughter, is it just the first one that's "guaranteed" to be an echidna so that they could have another, but it's rare? Is it just the rare twins that are born first? I know KC doesn't like to update his older species but we need answers to these questions

>> No.22509241

>>22509222
I always figured it was the former. You get one guaranteed Echidna daughter right off the bat and any further ones are a rare chance.

>> No.22509253

>>22509210
but it's so rigid!

>> No.22509292

>>22509196
I'd watch certain kinds with my waifu and/or daughteru. It might also be neat to use it for a bit of extra teasing for extended denial play.

>> No.22509349

>>22509196
>Does the porn industry flat line or explode after the arrival of monsters?
Porn wouldn't die out as long as there are single people, and even then there would be some couples that watch it together. The only kind of monster I can imagine being against porn is a rare case of some old succ that thinks it's smut's fault that her son is a chronic meat beater that still hasn't fucked some cute girl's brains out.

>> No.22509354

>>22508308
>What kind of magic would they specialize in?
A little transformation magic would be a must, but it doesn’t take a lot to get in to town to post a “job.” Probably not worth specialization.
Geomancy or artifice magic is a must though, dungeons don’t build themselves.
Enchanting would also be a must, since it allows for more complex dungeons, better loot, and cursed items.
>From where do they get their own loot and treasures to fill their dungeon with?
Their many siblings go out and gather stuff/do jobs while they’re not playing dungeon monster duty.
>If a echidna has twins or triplets would they be the same species? or share some common traits like hair color at least?
I like to think they get multiples of the same species, it’s a rare and fortunate event when it occurs. Not identical twins, but they’d be generally inseparable from one another.
>Do they keep a bingo scoreboard for daugherus?
More like a spreadsheet.

>> No.22509387

Big girl = lots of love

>> No.22509408

I want a 7ft tall /k/ monster girl wife.

>> No.22509424

>>22509253
Don't underestimate dragons.

>> No.22509454

>>22509387
Wocks are with more love than anyone else!

>> No.22509457
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>> No.22509458

>>22509454
Ahem
Sandworms

>> No.22509467

>>22509457
>>22509458
Shai-hulud-mind

>> No.22509474

>>22509424
i want to walk up and give her a nice soft dildo instead of a tail that couldn't possibly be comfortable

>> No.22509486

>>22509408
Taking her hubby to a shooting range and teaching him how to handle a rifle, that's so romantic.

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>>22509467

>> No.22509536
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<< You dont see it do you? >>

>> No.22509539
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Would JK grapesnakes try to usurp the class president pharaoh?

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MILF mofu!

>> No.22509643

>>22508688
what counts as classic?

>> No.22509662

when is KC going to do a leprechaun?

>> No.22509669

Which monster girl species is best to get overly pampered by a full litter of? Only monster girls who give birth in litters are eligible for this.

>> No.22509670
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IT'S HERE

IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE

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>>22509669

>> No.22509681
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>>22509669
Inari, easily.

I have a huge Hellhound bias but they're definitely not the "pampering" sort.

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>>22509669
Anubis.

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>>22509681
Says you.

>> No.22509800

>>22509677
>7 seeds to plant inside of me.

>> No.22509802

>>22509643
Literally any Rock that is older than twenty years old. So yes, Red Hot Chili Peppers is considered classic Rock.

>> No.22509816

>>22509800
I count 11 pups with more on the way.

>> No.22509825

>>22509800
In springtime I grew a magic song

>> No.22509844

The recent posts remind me, which monster girl is the most important to procreate with? This isn't about which one is your favorite. I'm talking about which species it is most beneficial to the monster girl cause to help increase the population of.

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>>22509844

>> No.22509858

>>22509669
Anubis or Hellhound.

>> No.22509869

>>22509844
>>22509855
That was settled quick.

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>>22509783
Be real anon, while they might try their best to help you when you're feeling down, a pack of hellpups is otherwise not going to pamper you.
It's going to be significantly less relaxing than that.

>> No.22509900

>>22509855
truth be told the problem is with pandas in captivity.
they do fine in the wild.

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>>22509844
>The recent posts remind me, which monster girl is the most important to procreate with?

>> No.22509913

>>22509844
Dark Matter, leading to swift expansion of monster realms, thus improving the quality of life for everyone.
t. not Saphirette

>> No.22509915

>>22509900
Does this prove that Pandas are the most vanilla animal on the planet? Who wants to fuck while being watched by some chink.

>> No.22509946

>>22509915
I take it you would be perfectly okay with white or black people watching you fuck

>> No.22509956

>>22509946
White and black people aren't native to China, now are they?

>> No.22509968

>>22509956
So as long as it's not a native watching, they can stay?

>> No.22509998

>>22509968
I don't know Anon, would you want somebody watching you and your wife having sex? Does the idea of some fucker vicariously letting you cuckold them even if they're a different species rev your engine?

>> No.22510060
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MY KINGDOM FOR A TROLL

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>>22510060

>> No.22510108

>>22509844
Sea bishop

>> No.22510109
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>> No.22510117
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I want a cute brown yeti maid, /jp/.

>> No.22510137

>>22510117
I just want a wife.

>> No.22510146

>>22510117
One of the nice things about monster girls who are fluffy both inside and outside is that they are much easier to get human parent's approval for.

>> No.22510153

>>22510060
Trolls are exceedingly dangerous. Once you get past the big old man grabbers that they have, you realize they are perfectly proportioned to seduce even the most grizzled and stereotyped of male protagonists. Like FUCK, man. They're always depicted with huge tracts of land that you could easily be lulled into sleep suckling on or asses that just don't quit that you want to bounce on your man meat.

It's just not goddamned fair how Trolls are essentially weapons of mass marriage and they're relegated to living in caves because of the various flora that grow on them.

>> No.22510191

>>22510153
Yeah, but freckles.

>> No.22510195

>>22510146
>Bunyips

>> No.22510201
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black harpies are the best harpies!

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>>22509670
Hmmm. Maybe I need to post something a little saucier

>> No.22510204

>>22510191
Also manhands without the excuse of paws/claws.

>> No.22510207

>>22510201
I’m more of a Gandharva guy myself.

>> No.22510209

>>22510146
do ushis count?

>> No.22510214

>>22510146
Lack of outside fluff isn't that much of an issue, e.g. Wurm will have an easy time if she doesn't figuratively put her foot in her mouth.

>> No.22510223
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>> No.22510228
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>>22510207
you'll change your mind when she accidentally stabs you with her deadly pasties!

>> No.22510231

>>22510191
They are great

>> No.22510241

>>22510228
My face is going between them though.

>> No.22510252

>>22510231
I can't explain why freckles would bother me more than a giant snake tail but that's just the way it is.

>> No.22510270

>>22510203
Always do like the way Mizone draws his sex scenes with the types of details he puts in.

>> No.22510286

>>22510270
>with the types of details he puts in.
like?

>> No.22510320

>>22510286
Just the general stuff like sweat drops and motion lines things like that. Dunno if he does it all the time but some of his stuff seems soft due to how his lines are sometimes light and not as dark. Stuff like that really helps make his doujin pretty alright

>> No.22510323

>>22510214
The idea of coaching a monster girl to win the human parents' approval makes me think it'd be funny if a Hellhound were coached for it.

>> No.22510327

>>22510146
>get human parent's approval for.
mine would be happy i brought a girl home at all.

>> No.22510331

>>22510146
>human parent's
what about for a momster approval.

>> No.22510344

Nah, Chicken Harpies.

>> No.22510350

>>22510323
Remind her to not say "your son calls me Mommy too" to your mother, among other things.

>> No.22510353

>>22510204
>Not liking Troll hands
How to spot a pleb in one easy sentence.

>> No.22510383

>>22510201
They're cute for sure.

>> No.22510388

>>22510201
For me, It's Crow Tengu.

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>> No.22510394

>>22510223
Got the card for her?

>> No.22510422
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I just want to lay my head on a Kitsune's lap.

>> No.22510448

>>22510422
Same except face-down.

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>>22510394
Here.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447115249997578241/650410467105308673/Ophelia_the_Wight.png

>> No.22510455

>>22510448
You wouldn't be able to breathe though.

>> No.22510463

>>22509844
Wight
>high/top-tier monster and undead, two things on the same monster that make children rare
>friendly, diplomatic, ladylike and noble so they're likely to make humans like monsters more with no trickery
>also powerful, they can keep the more extremist monsters autism in check
>best lolis but fleeting and even rarer than an average wight, so you need more of those

>> No.22510466

>>22510455
Sure you can.

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>> No.22510509

>>22510331
I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a monster girl getting her parent's approval to marry the man she wants.

>> No.22510514

>>22510466
If she speads out her legs enough maybe, but it might smell a bit still.

>> No.22510517

>>22510509
i mean the guys momster

>> No.22510540

>>22510514
Monster pussy smell probably smells great.

>> No.22510567

>>22510517
Depends on how possessive his momster is and whether he's a mama's boy or not.

>> No.22510569

>>22510540
Even if it's a good smell, having too potent of a smell can cause it to be very difficult to breate and may even result in you sneezing on the monster, and coating their pants in gross neet snot and boogers.

>> No.22510592

>>22510569
You forgot your 'haha'

>> No.22510604

>>22510592
It would be pretty funny though wouldn't it?

>> No.22510605

>>22510509
Really? I could see monster parents wanting to make sure their daughter's prospective husband is ready to take responsibility and treat her right, or, for more powerful species, if he's "worthy", whatever that means. I don't think it would ever really prove to be a problem since they'd just want their daughter to be happy, but I could see some of the more proud species try to talk a big game about it, then melt when they see their daughter happier than ever before with him.

So yeah, you're probably right.

>> No.22510644

>>22510605
If the parents did ever give their daughter or her prospective husband a hard time they'd just elope without a second thought. Monsters are absolutely not about to let others dictate who they love.
Something for the people who fantasize about being a hardass father-in-law to keep in mind.

>> No.22510646

>>22510474
whore birb

>> No.22510652

>>22510451
Neat, thanks.

>> No.22510654

>>22510474
did the website choke again? i dunno why this uploaded twice

>> No.22510665

>>22510605
i have a problem with this kind of female worship in general because it's a consistent issue that literally fucking nobody values their son at all.

>> No.22510670

Monster Girl Pizza Quest is live now! https://fiction.live/stories/Monster-Girl-Pizza-Quest/PazCQwBNjw8myz54t/Day-3-Ongoing/ReaE95Km6GYzhQ6oK

>> No.22510671

>>22510665
wat

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>>22510670
What kinda pizza do you like onii-chan?

>> No.22510688

>>22510665
Given how incubi sons are basically winning the lottery twice in a row for MGs, I don't think you'd have to worry about that.

>> No.22510694

>>22510671
there is no instance in any form of media that i've ever seen of a parent protecting their son from a potential witch/hussy. it implies all men are evil and that women are too pure or not interested in relationships so they would never approach a man. but god forbid if you ever like a girl because daddy is always there to threaten your life because there is no chance in hell she would ever like you. you must always seek out her parents because she would never bother being forward and men should do everything.

>> No.22510708

>>22510694
>there is no instance in any form of media that i've ever seen of a parent protecting their son from a potential witch/hussy.
the mother in law who doesn't approve of his wife wife/fiance is a thing in media though.

>> No.22510709

>>22510694
> she would never bother being forward and men should do everything.
You do know what monster girls are, right?

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>>22510694
is this going to be an r9k thing?

>> No.22510724

>>22510682
the kind that you're not old enough to enjoy.

>> No.22510731

>>22510709
talking aobut the gay ass i'll shoot you if you don't treat my daughter right stuff. having that talk means the daughter doesn't even like him enough to try.

>> No.22510739

>>22510682
>why is a baphomet asking me that

>> No.22510757

What monsters would want to spy on their daughter's date with a man?

>> No.22510767

>>22510757
Cupid.
The only way to guarantee the perfect night out is with a personal touch and a watchful eye. Absolutely nothing will go wrong under her watch.

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>>22510739
Who knows?

>> No.22510788

>>22510786
Calzone coven sucks

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>> No.22510797

>>22510767
>Absolutely nothing will go wrong under her watch.
What would really get her boiling is if the guy is actually very nice, but the daughter is the one saying stupid shit that makes the mom think the date will be ruined.

>> No.22510812

>>22510757
Overbearing sandworm mom probably doesn't sneak that well

>> No.22510829

>>22510797
>Mom keeps praying to Eros to save her daughter and her date from her daughter’s complete incompetence
>She ends up getting a personal response from Eros
>Telling her that she doesn’t need to keep requesting that Eros intercede on her daughter’s behalf, look, they’re having a great time anyway
Love doesn’t have to be flawless to be romantic and genuine!

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Is there a situation that could make a Tritonia agressive or even kill? Like if a man she liked was threatened?

>> No.22510842

>>22510786
maybe she's trying to seduce onii-chan by going through his stomach?

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22510853

You guys like Baphy? I heard you like Baphy.

Taking requests for monster girl sprites. Keep in mind it'll be 16x16, so some will be adapted better than others.

>> No.22510867

>>22510835
They’re apt to be skilled water mages under that carefree demeanor, but they would also excel at charm magics to defuse any tense situation that may arise. That said, they’d be more likely to use their abilities to get their loved one and themselves far away from harm’s way rather than trying to hurt.
Worst case scenario, they call upon Poseidon and let her sort the threats out.

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>>22510812
What age would your sandworm mom let you out of her mouth? Hopefully there’s room in there so you don’t have to listen to your parents fucking

>> No.22510879

>>22509222
Can't they also be made by some forbidden echidna ritual? imagine what must be for a normal female to suddenly turn into a mother of monsters right off the bat

>> No.22510883

>>22510853
How about some of the Slimes and maybe pslime?

>> No.22510899
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>>22510879
That's actually canon, though it's bit more intensive than "right off the bat".
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#CASE_08:_Ritual_.28p90.29

>> No.22510904

>>22510879
Monsterization is almost always an option, but it requires the girl being monsterized to be exceptional.
Merse wasn’t your average soldier, that’s for certain.

>> No.22510911

>>22510853
Ushi Oni

>> No.22510916

>>22510853
Do a lich.

>> No.22510922

>>22510567
I imagine a Dragon momster wouldn't let go of her most precious treasure so easily.

>> No.22510924

>>22510853
Werebat

>> No.22510938

>>22510922
Well no shit she’s not giving up her husband under any circumstances.

>> No.22510978

>>22510899
I really like this image anon,for some reason I never saw it before

>> No.22511008

Holy fuck I found the /a/ threads

>> No.22511033

>>22511008
Mate it’s been like five years.

>> No.22511038

>>22509536
/aceg/ is here too? what the fuck

>> No.22511057

>>22510853
Requesting Salamander.

>> No.22511058

>>22511033
Has it really been that long? Fuck.
I wounder if undeads sometimes forgot for just how long they have lived.
>"Hm, yes. The crusades were quite something, I wounder how they are doing now... oh, it was over 920 years ago? How time flies by fast these days."

>> No.22511074
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>> No.22511077

>>22511058
Never give a nine tailed fox an excuse to give you a historical story.

>> No.22511094

>>22511077
>Never give a nine tailed fox an excuse to give you a historical story.
You mean always right? It'd be fascinating to hear a first hand account from 500 years ago. Will call her a beautiful ancient hag though.

>> No.22511109

>>22509539
I don't think that term means what you think it means. But now I want to see a relationship between a grape snake who sold herself out to an old salaryman spending the rest of her school years slowly reforming and learning how to become a housewife.

>> No.22511122
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>>22511094
Hey, it’s a badge of honor as far as they’re concerned.
You may find they always refer to you as a child, though.

>> No.22511134

>>22511122
I need Foxes that refer to me as 'young one'.

>> No.22511135

>>22510694
Anon no one cares about men, nor should they, men can care about themselves. Women are basically children of course they need to be guarded/protected. They're retarded.

>> No.22511136

>>22511058
Just want to get a feel for the room here.
Who is interested in some of the high-tier undead girls in part because of undead immortality for yourself?

>> No.22511143
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>>22511094
>Ask super cc kitsune waifu about what the past was like
>Turns out she was just as slow lived back then as now
>Quietly tended to her shrine and at best can give you secondhand accounts from travelers of past events
>Most exciting thing she did was challenge her best friend ryu to a contest of who can get a boyfriend first
>She lost over 400 years ago

>> No.22511148

>>22511122
I wanna be a shota who sits on her lap as she tells stories.

>> No.22511154

>>22511136
I'm partly interested in high tier undead because of the whole undead being best aesthetic. I'm mostly into high tier undead because of how old they should be, and how great it would be to just cuddle one while she tells me tales from history.

I want to live forever but I'm deeply concerned about losing my body heat and the various comforts that I can bring to an undead whilst being alive myself.

>> No.22511162

>>22511148
I want to defeat and breed a baiken style salamander.

>> No.22511163
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>>22511077
>Have I ever told you about Pearl Harbor?

>> No.22511174

>>22511148
I want to be a shota who gets hugged a little too tight.

>> No.22511182
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I want to shame h'orcs by leaving red hand prints on their ass

>> No.22511195
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456109250893185026/650478554206961664/Koikatu_F_20191112171102889_Tanka_Madoka_MGE_Yuki-Onna.png
New and improved Yuki-Onna card.

>> No.22511201

>>22511136
Immortality isn’t terribly important nowadays since reincarnation and Soul Marriage is a thing.

>> No.22511206

>>22511038
One of the drawbuddies apparently lurks here too. Hasn't drawn for the thread afaik tho.

>> No.22511210

>>22511195
I keep forgetting to set up koikatsu. Too many steps to gratification I think.

I think I have it downloaded somewhere, just never uncompressed it

>> No.22511216

Are the fanart galleries pastebin bugged for anyone else?

>> No.22511218
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>>22511216
Wikifag warned us it would go down for the weekend.

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>>22511008
Been reading a bit. Why do you faggots hate Bapho-chan?

>> No.22511224

>>22511218
>>22511216
https://mega.nz/#F!T24xwYLB!V_dXLWUSLQXqVsHqNuAwxQ
Wikifag here, the updated version of the galleries are currently available in the archive.
So, just use the link while the imgbox galleries are down.

>> No.22511226

>>22511195
Good shit.
>>22511210
The complete repack on /h/ is good, has 99% of the mods you'll ever need preinstalled.

>> No.22511227

>>22511224
>>22511218
ah thank you,I just panicked

>> No.22511229

>>22511223
People lik Bapho-chan though? Most the Baphomets are fairly popular.

>> No.22511230

>>22511223
she showed up at my house and then she kicked my dog.

>> No.22511232
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>> No.22511233

>>22511008
>Holy fuck I found the /a/ threads
what do you mean /a/ threads?

>> No.22511235

>>22511223
Nigger what
Bapho-chan and Baphonets in general are pretty well-liked around here.

>> No.22511252

>>22511182
Where's that H'Orc's Warband?

>> No.22511260

>>22511134
>tfw you will never make an ancient fox feel young again
I want to tell her how pretty she looks when she blushes, just like that.

>> No.22511284

mermaids are more aggressive than they look

>> No.22511292
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>>22511284

>> No.22511293
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>>22511284
Next you'll tell me mershark are nicer than they look

>> No.22511296

>>22511232
What do you call this? Some kinda bird-woman? A harpy has utterly different wing structure, this is cosplay tier.

>> No.22511321

what mamano work best with skindentation?

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>>22511293

>> No.22511342
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>>22511321
Demon.

>> No.22511348

>>22511293
real sharks rarely attack humans so mersharks aren't something you should be afraid of

>> No.22511353

>>22510252
This'll probably sound ludicrously stupid and/or pathetic but there isn't a single feature of a monster girl I find unappealing. I suppose years of exposure to pornography and as some Anon put it as bad life decisions has left me with at best cosmopolitan tastes.

It's like, what if we've all been shitposting endlessly, but we're really the Stump Guy from LN's seasonal pictures and we forgot about it because we're doing such a good job blocking it out and pretending our computer chairs are not our stump? We are he, just as us. Unless he's we.

>> No.22511374

>>22511008
There is an embarrassingly large amount of MGR

>> No.22511384
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22511384

I want to make a fairy into a titania

>> No.22511411

>>22511384
lewd

>> No.22511421

>>22508995
I'm gonna need that sauce anon

>> No.22511439

>>22511384
What a lewd tutorial fairy.

>> No.22511451

>>22511384
I'd do it without holding back.

>> No.22511455
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>>22511421
https://exhentai.org/g/1524533/097cf22e73/
Chapter starts at page 127.

>> No.22511459

>>22511384
>Can't dick the fairy into becoming good
Biggest disappointment of the whole game.

>> No.22511521

Fluffy bunyips. Soft on the outside, secretly bogan on the inside.

>> No.22511526

>>22511521
>secretly

>> No.22511529

Is it wrong to raise undead with massive tits?

>> No.22511534

Monster girls are scary because they eat people.

>> No.22511542

>>22511534
Not if that's your fetish

>> No.22511543

>>22511534
vore... vore never changes.

>> No.22511544

>>22511534
t. Manticore

>> No.22511549
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>>22511534
>>22511543

>> No.22511560

>>22511534
Eating semen isn't that scary.

>> No.22511561

>>22511543
im more into the stuff shikibuses do

>> No.22511568

>>22511526
Oh sorry, I meant OPENLY bogan when they find a boyfriend to open up to.

>> No.22511571

>>22511543
In through the mouth, and out through the pooper. The circle of life. We all get eaten eventually whether in life by a beast or in death by bugs and bacteria. Might as well let a monster girl eat you instead.

Hopefully I fall victim to a jabberwock, hellhound, Cheshire cat, or even a yeti this way. Hell I'm fine with most monster girls taking me this way

>> No.22511579

This bait is awfully stale.

>> No.22511591

>>22511560
It is when you realize how it is extracted.

>> No.22511593

>>22511579
you know what isn't stale?

>> No.22511600

Jeez. I just want to cuddle up to a Hellhound knowing that the worst she can do is fuck my balls dry

>> No.22511607

>>22511593
>OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22511613

>>22511593
Baphomet pussy

>> No.22511620

>>22511593
MY MOM!

>> No.22511622

>>22511600
It's funny that the only way to defeat fear itself is just to become a shameless pervert.

>> No.22511627

>>22511620
Damn it muscle man.

>> No.22511633
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22511633

>>22511613
The best cunny!

>> No.22511635

>>22511622
Honestly we have it easy since we have a perspective and information that your average joe in-setting does not.
Imagine how goddamn terrifying it would be to be chased down by a monster when all the history you know involves them being deadly to people.

>> No.22511640

>>22511633
Goat says Baaaaaa!

>> No.22511644
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>>22511640

>> No.22511646

>>22511635
In MG world these monsters are just horny for cock.

>> No.22511651

>>22511646
Yeah but the information is traveling slowly.

>> No.22511652

>>22511646
Yes, but Joe Average there doesn’t know that. Plus in the distant past they WERE killer beasts, so a lot of their books would still paint that picture.

>> No.22511654

>>22511635
If it's just a monster then maybe, but if it's a monster girl that is hotter than the hottest girl in my village then i would at least think about it a bit more. Though i agree, we are too conditioned, i wonder how would it feel to truly fear them.

>> No.22511664

>>22511600
Surely even they have limits when it comes to really masochistic men.
>Hellhound pounces a guy and gives him a nibble on his shoulder
>"...harder"
>humie wants it harder? She can oblige~
>"...harder!"
>the bite is getting really strong, any more and it will draw blood
>"HARDER!"
>she lets go of his shoulder and gives him a really concerned look

>> No.22511667

>>22511324
>>22511293
Yar, I hate the sea and everything in it." - Sea Captain

>> No.22511673

>>22511664
Certainly, yandere masochists are no joke.

>> No.22511675

>>22511654
I think that’s about how KC said it tends to go, in that dudes see monster girls as they are now and go “wait, hold on that’s not what I heard.”
And then the girl uses that moment of hesitation to jump on his dick.

>> No.22511684

>>22511218
>The galleries will go down on Saturday, since I'm quite tired.
is he using a treadmill to power the host server? I do not understand

>> No.22511689

>>22511284
they find men crashed on uncharted islands and force them to marry because it's not like fisherman already have wives/human fiances or anything. god i hate mermaid stories so much, they're tragic and depressing as hell.

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Will Butterfly Affection ever get a full VN?

Are there other games like it?

>> No.22511701

>>22511675
That's why it should be common sense to fap yourself dry before leaving your village. You won't get attacked if you don't carry "food" with you.

>> No.22511705

>>22511689
How will she get you if she can't even leave the water? Just climb a tree or something.

>> No.22511711

>>22511701
That doesn’t help a whole lot, since the mamono mana they unconsciously apply means that’s not much of an issue.
You’d pass out from being exhausted before they could run you dry.

>> No.22511722

>>22511711
That doesn't sound bad, you would at least lose consciousness. It's like a free pass through any traumatic experience.

>> No.22511723

>>22511705
by being beautiful and getting your attention.

>> No.22511732

>>22511722
But then you just wake up in their arms, there's no escape.

>> No.22511735

>slimes can attack you by flinging them selves at you

>> No.22511741

>>22511735
They can also drop from pretty much any height.

>> No.22511748
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>> No.22511752

>>22511695
>Will Butterfly Affection ever get a full VN?
Doubtful.


>Are there other games like it?
Some anons here are making one.

>> No.22511763

>>22511735
Can you defend yourself from a slime by eating it?

>> No.22511765

>>22511752
>Some anons here are making one.
How can I help?

>> No.22511787

>>22511735
I like to head canon Dark Slimes and maybe Metal ones if they exist can harden slime they take off their main body and throw at you like a lust guided rocket of love.

>> No.22511806
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>> No.22511815

>>22511806
Did that guy just broke his neck?

>> No.22511862

>>22511765
The anon in charge of it posts here from time to time with progress. He has an artfag doing art but he probably still needs music. I'm not sure how to get in touch with him other than to just wait for him to see your post.

>> No.22511881

>>22511695
Love at first sight is by the same guy,

>> No.22511891

>>22511741
I want the best shot in wonderland humpty-chan to drop directly in my pants

>> No.22511926
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>> No.22511929

>>22511926
Grapesnakes are NOT pure.

>> No.22511940

>>22511926
Reverse corruption!

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>>22511929

>> No.22511949

>>22511942
Pfft, what a nerd! I bet she posts on 4chan too!

>> No.22511986

>>22511926
This is the end result if you have an adopted grapesnake daughteru, and raise her with love and your cock. Into your wife

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>> No.22511997

>>22511994
I'd that.

>> No.22512003
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22512003

slugg

>> No.22512022
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22512022

>>22512003
https://i.imgur.com/c5ffo64.jpg
Fug the slug!

>> No.22512036

>>22512022
I want to bully the slug.

>> No.22512047
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>>22511534
Yetis would be offended if they found out about Ski Free

>> No.22512051

>>22512036
If I throw salt on a CC slug girl would she turn back into a loli?

>> No.22512062

>>22512036
I want the slug to bully me

>> No.22512069

>>22512051
Nah it would be like garlic for vampires and make her really horny.

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>>22508688

>> No.22512074

>>22512036
I hope the tentacles take you.

>> No.22512086

>>22511994
HOOT!

>> No.22512107

>>22512074
I want to bully a tentacle girl too.

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>>22512074

>> No.22512122
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>> No.22512126 [SPOILER] 
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>>22508577
she'll remember that

>> No.22512128
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22512128

Confess your sins.

>> No.22512130

>>22512122
I bet that waitress is super sassy.

>> No.22512138
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>>22512126
What does yuki-onna milk taste like?

>> No.22512144

>>22512138
Cold milk

>> No.22512147

>>22512122
I didn’t know P’Orcers hired other girls too!

>> No.22512149

>>22512138
Ice cream.

>> No.22512155

>>22512128
I’m constantly afraid. But I don’t know what I’m afraid of. Maybe the fact I’m 33 and living paycheck to paycheck and pretty much still living with my mother is adding to it all but I’m too stupid to do anything else and I haven’t ever fully taken responsibility in my life. And I’m terrified at the fact that I can’t do anything about it to the point where I don’t know if I love my waifu anymore. My heart doesn’t race when I think of her anymore and I don’t know what to do.

>> No.22512167

>>22512155
Get some professional help. Literally.
Go to a support group.

>> No.22512169

Which MG would make a good candidate for non-consensual sex in a story with possible horror/suspense elements?

>> No.22512175
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22512175

Have a lil'nubis

>> No.22512177

>>22512128
I enjoy shitposting in the thread more than i like to actually fap to monster girls.

>> No.22512179
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>>22512169
You have to ask?

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I want to bully a sexually frustrated tsundere Anubis.

>> No.22512190

>>22512167
There’s groups for losers like me outside of 4chan?

>> No.22512198

>>22512190
Quite a few that find 4chan too mainstream.

>> No.22512204
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>>22512128
I love lilims.

>> No.22512211

>>22512204
LILIMS.
ARE.
CUTE!!!

>> No.22512233

>>22512190
I mean in real life.
I've known a couple fuckups, and now they're getting jobs.

Also start saving your money like a fucking maniac.
>>22512198
Yeah, but they can't get a website running these days

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>>22512211

>> No.22512243

where is all the hot new rape at?

>> No.22512265

>>22512243
I took it all. And no, you can't have any.

>> No.22512268
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>>22512128
Still come here despite several real life brushes with death while driving. Despite burning the bridges with people in this very thread enough time to rustle the English because it gives them Vietnam tier flashbacks of London Bridge being set alight. Fuck's sake man, the only reason why I still come here at all is because this is the only place on 4chan that doesn't judge me as a sexual deviant because more times than not there tends to be some level of civility that doesn't involve attaching horse dicks to women and calling people who aren't into futa transphobic.

>> No.22512280

>>22512265
you cant pick and choose how much rape you get.

>> No.22512283

>>22512241
This is cute. I can see my Lilim waifu (game show Lilim) and our two daughterus doing this every year.
When the girls are young I would totally go down the chimney in a Santa outfit. And I’d whiten my beard and hair.
God help my pelvis though when the waifu wakes up and takes me to the bedroom.

>> No.22512284
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>> No.22512291

>>22512283
Wow, I can't believe I met another lilimfag in the wild!

>> No.22512294

>>22512128
I have a desperate urge to breed my nun wife.

>> No.22512296

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please keep in mind that beating a lizardman during winter DOES count, even if its a little bit on the 'cheating' side.

>> No.22512299

>>22512268
It's impressive actually, this thread being the most tame of all the MG related communities all things considered.

>> No.22512301

>>22512128
Lilims are SHIT! but actually I've slowly started to like them overtime and even though i joke about how you should bully one I kind of want to be bullied by one instead when she snaps and rapes me.

>> No.22512303

>>22512268
The Joy's of being anonymous is that it is really hard to have your burnt bridges remain burnt.

>> No.22512304

>>22512280
That's what they want you to believe, Anon.

>> No.22512313

>>22512299
MGR is better or the same and the mgewiki isn't that bad.

>> No.22512321

>>22508688
i hear these jokes over and over and i don't understand what lolis would do to a grown man in a van. it's not like they can sexually assault men or anything. it's probably some dumb shit like being groomed with hugs or something

>> No.22512324

>>22512179
were manticores depicted as scary beasts in mythology like dragons and centaurs?

>> No.22512335
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>>22512321
>it's not like they can sexually assault men or anything
As if monsters weren't naturally stronger than humans, or there was no magic or some bullshit that lets a little girl easily overpower a grown adult.

>> No.22512336

>>22512296
i would never beat a woman! monsters deserve respect and i want to prove it to a hellhound! i want to tell her that i respect her and that i would never hurt anyone like her again and i would protect all that is good for her and all other monsters around! i hope she rewards me with baked goods or something for my declaration of good

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>>22512321
>it's not like they can sexually assault men or anything

>> No.22512344

>>22512335
Must be hard to be a submissive MG then.

>> No.22512347

>>22512344
No more than a submissive man IRL.

>> No.22512352
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>Holstaur dairy farmer
There's literally no better job to exist in MGE. Getting paid to massage to squeeze holstaur breasts, sometimes while fucking them.

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>> No.22512358

>>22512352
MOO!

>> No.22512365

>>22512352
what if you're poor and constantly get thrown into the ground like scum by society and you have no time to fuck cows? farmer centaur better understand that i need that money so that I CAN fuck

>> No.22512370

>>22512352
I don't know about that, Anon, what if your semen mixes with the milk?

>> No.22512372

>>22512352
Imp wrangler sounds okay

>> No.22512375

>>22512352
Its nice but I kninda want to have it filled with only one holst and the rest be unusual species.
I bet no one expected mantis milk.

>>22512354
Cute Evil snek.

>> No.22512377

>>22512335
he can use a rape whistle.

>> No.22512378

>>22512339
who is that

>> No.22512379

>>22512344
MGs are still girls, so deep down they know they're supposed to be subs.

>> No.22512380

>>22512284
Cool Canadian Yeti

>> No.22512386

>>22510191
>are top tier
ftfy

>> No.22512389
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>>22512352
>Mino gets jealous of holsts getting their breasts groped
>Dyes her hair and fur black and white
>Sneaks into holst barn and pretends to be one
>Farmer is confused the next day why milk won't come out of her breasts

>> No.22512391

>>22512377
seems like a good idea to create in MGE, i can blow the whistle and the monsters trying to rape me will be petrified by the agony of the sound so i can escape!

>> No.22512393
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>>22512352
This, but squeezing nectar from alraune breasts.

>> No.22512399
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>>22512393
That's what bees are for. Then you take it from the bees

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>>22512377
To make the canine girls run away?

>> No.22512405

>>22512377
It's not called a rape whistle because it prevents rape. It's called like that because it's what you use when you want to be raped.

>> No.22512416

Which monstergirl is is the best fit for having huge muscles and calling you her "cute little boy" while you cuddle with her?

>> No.22512421

>>22512416
oni family
jinko
hellhound
amazon
minatour
and most importantly yetis!

>> No.22512437

>>22512405
What a useful service when you need to use up some of those paid rape time off days from work.

>> No.22512439

>>22512416
Yes
I’m frequently torn between a soft or buff harem

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>>22512416

>> No.22512446

>>22512405
>>22512377
>blow rape whistle
>your asking to be raped
>never blow whistle
>"if you didn't want to be raped you should have blown the whistle"

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>>22512352
>dragging a dozen metal churns out to barn is a pain in the ass
>but not as much of a pain in the ass as dragging them back out once they're full
>and don't even mention trying to transport them to the market every weekend to sell them
>that said, it did come with its perks
>such as what was occuring right now, your hands sinking into the soft, warm flesh of one of the Holstaur's
>"Mmm... Anon, you should be a lil' more gentle with a girl's breasts~"
>she bit her lip as she moaned from your milking, warm liquid squirting out of her puffy, erect nipples, trickling over your fingers and into the churn
>another good squeeze elicited another moan and another steady stream of milk, the Holstaur pushing her pillowy rear-end backwards into your crotch as her back arched, cow-like ears flicking in joy
>"Why don't ya whip that package out, farmboy~? I'll be sure to repay ya well for your massage~"
>you glanced up and away from her hefty tits and scanned across the barn, nearly a dozen other Holsatur's, each sporting a pair of heavy, milky tits, staring eagerly back at you as they wait for their turn
>it was going to be a very long day of work, it seemed

>> No.22512464

>>22512451
I gunna be quite a few calfs conceived that day. Assuming they aren't already all pregnant.

>> No.22512465

>>22512303
Far too autistic to forget some of the things done and said to cause it. Sort of a penance, I suppose.

>> No.22512466
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/78083287

>> No.22512470

>>22512451
>You can't have favoritism with the Holsts
>So if you fuck one you have to fuck them all
Being a Holst milkman must be quite a harsh job.

>> No.22512480

>>22511664
>Stops at bloodplay
>[Laughs in vampire]

>> No.22512481

>>22512389
Bullshit! It may not be as much as a Holst, but a Minotaur can definitely give plenty of milk. She might prefer to squeeze it straight in your mouth though.

>> No.22512487

>>22512480
I wonder how much hellhounds licking up blood is from healing kisses and how much is from them enjoying the taste.

>> No.22512491

imagine practicing how to makeout with your onee-san titania while your parents aren't around

>> No.22512494

>>22512487
Vampires are just the best at it but if you think that even a Titania wouldn't enjoy the taste of your blood you're laughin'.
>Hehe, you scraped your knee darling? Come here~

>> No.22512504

>rape a stray dark elf girl in the woods
>she comes home to her village crying
>tells everyone that i raped her
>dark elf village gets upset about what happened
>they send out their most strongest warriors to hunt me down
what happens if i get caught, bros?

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>>22512405
>Look straight at a QT soon-to-be waifu
>Look her straight in the eyes as you reach for the whistle and...
>Blow.

I want to do this to a innocent rata, and see what happens

>> No.22512516

>>22512405
what happens if i blow on it while i'm in the middle of nowhere in the desert region

>> No.22512519

>>22512504
Something very uncharacteristically not dark-elven, judging by the rest of your shitty greentext.

They ask for an apology and leave when you don't give one.

>> No.22512529

i ate mochi ice cream for the first time and i really like it. i want a yuki-onna to make me lots of mochi so i can be comfortable forever in zipangu's snowy region.

>> No.22512549

>>22512451
I get that it's for a little scenario prompt, but it's not gonna be the case that you're lugging around gallons of milk everywhere. It's more likely that you're gonna have a couple just to catch the milk and allow you to bottle it, and with technology, there wouldn't be really any lifting at all. At most, you're just moving the bottled milk from the barn to your truck to deliver to the local grocer. Holst milk, especially in the case that monster girls found their way to our work, would be a very pricey commodity that would likely sell for a pretty penny for one small bottle, considering the rarity of monster girls. Extra thick holst milk could even go for thousands as it pretty much guarantees monsterization in human women.

Holst dairy farming would be the easiest, funnest, and most lucrative jobs considering the low amount of effort involved.

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>>22512508
anon....relax, it's just a fucking squirrel. not a god damn nig dog

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>>22508259
do you think blood tastes better to vampires with hormones in it like fear or pleasure? for example a vampire girl drinking from you when you're scared shitless or just orgasmed

>> No.22512573

>>22512549
Yeah but instead of worrying about economics what about thinking of having a hard day of farm work, getting all sore and sweaty, then having a herd of buxom, horny Holstaur's fawning over you and your chiseled body before devolving into milking, debauchery, and more "milking".

>> No.22512578

>>22512549
Also the fact that holsts would probably adopt the lifestyle of helping their milker/husband carry all the milk so even if he had that much it wouldnt be as hard to carry.

>> No.22512582

>>22512494
It's weird how hard that makes me.

>> No.22512585 [SPOILER] 
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>>22512552
I want all loli monsters to rape me!

>> No.22512596

>>22512128
i really like monster girls, but i despise the thought of one bossing me around like i'm some kind of pussy. i know they're not all like that though

>> No.22512612

>>22512379
Tell that to a hellhound

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>>22512451
I'd rather just have my own holst girl, milking her and solely her for pleasure and breakfast.

>> No.22512620

>>22512585
>Local man assaulted by pack affiliated with the "Playground Sabbath" branch
>Momonika would not stop riding her onii-chan long enough to be reached for comment

>> No.22512623

drinking almond milk in front of holsts!

>> No.22512627
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>> No.22512651

>>22512558
Hormones obviously effect the way blood tastes. I think it would be down to personal preference. I've heard shitty lore where fear makes blood taste bad but personally I like the idea that blood doesn't taste better or worse, just different and down to the tastes of individual vampires.

>> No.22512656

>>22512582
I dunno, I'm imagining something silly like a face where her top half is shaded, her eyes glow eerily and she's wiping drool

>> No.22512667

>>22512128
I just finished cooming to vore for like the third time today

>> No.22512668 [SPOILER] 
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Automatons are made for bullying.

>> No.22512677

>>22512668
>Abubu vanilla
It's not as good desu

>> No.22512698

>>22511195
>>22511210
okay fucking with koikatsu. Is there a place where I can get more MGE cards?

>> No.22512701

>>22512620
That's odd. Usually Momonika is on her phone while riding.

>> No.22512709

>>22512701
Yes, but not with Reporter Rata.

>> No.22512713

>>22512668
automaton bullying is the reason why water guns were invented

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>>22512677
But the Swamp Witch was his magnum opus

>> No.22512741
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>>22512709
>You will never be Reporter Rata's cameraman, the two of you always on the quest for finding the truth.

>> No.22512748

>>22512726
His skyrim one was the last 'thing' of his that I read. I usually just see his shit up on gelbooru. Haven't come across this before.

>> No.22512750

Meditate on busty foxes.

>> No.22512756

When monsters sell human boy slaves, do you think they keep them edged so that when the new owner gets their prize, they can taste him right away

>> No.22512759

I’ve been in the middle of nowhere the past 4 days, anything interesting happen? New artwork?

>> No.22512777

>>22512759
Kenkou Cross killed himself

>> No.22512780
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>>22512777
KC didn't commit suicide!

>> No.22512785

>>22512759
someone made art of a black harpy in this thread

>> No.22512786

>>22512126
Best ice girl

>> No.22512799

>>22512756
sex isn't just about the ending. The journey is quite important.

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>> No.22512815

>>22512777
when were you when kaiba corp dies?

i was sat at home eating prisonar toot when Lilim call

‘KC is kill’

‘no’

>> No.22512826

>>22512585
Unless she's at least a 50 year old loli I'm not interested. The older the better.

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Tell me anon, could you keep your MG children from going off on the degenerate humie women of the world?

>> No.22512946

Bloomers, spats or panties?

>> No.22512953

>>22512946
Spats for sporty musclewans

>> No.22512957

>>22512946
all three at once, with the panties worn on the head

>> No.22512962

>>22512946
Panties (latex).

>> No.22512966

>>22512946
None

>> No.22512989

>>22512677
It's a mixed bag. He's weirdly good at coming a sliver away from perfection in either direction but then fucking it up at the last minute

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>>22512946
Spats.

>> No.22513046
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gigantic mommy demons!

>> No.22513049

>>22512946
A monsters natural body coverings (slime,bone, fur, scales)

>> No.22513104

>>22512756
I don't know. surely untouched goods would sell better? Semi-related, I've had a fantasy of being rescued from a danuki human boy slave trafficking ring by some brave monster and falling in love with her.

>> No.22513109

>>22513104
Are you sure she wasn't just the one that bed for you and just wanted to pick you up in a special way?

>> No.22513119

Spider on your leg!

>> No.22513120

>>22513109
I hope my waifu would be above such things. But maybe I'll never know. That would actually be terrifyingly tragic, learning that your whole relationship was based on a lie like that. Why'd you have to do this to me at 3 am Anon?

>> No.22513123

LOOK! SPIDER!

>> No.22513128

>>22513120
I am sorry anon. However you must remember that the feelings are still real.

>> No.22513135

>>22513104
>I don't know. surely untouched goods would sell better?
You think 3dpd used goods whores are worthless now, imagine if you could taste the men who had fucked her most recently.

Of course untouched goods sell better. And they always will. Anti-purity fags are just mentally challenged

>> No.22513149

Spiders!
Punch 'em!

>> No.22513178

Fuck bees.
It's hip, after all.

>> No.22513184

>>22512750
I'm trying!

>> No.22513199

>>22513184
Meditate on Ran Yakumo then.

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>>22513199
>Touhou

>> No.22513231

>>22513149
>>22513178
Create a bee and spider harem!

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Dragonia's Archbishop/Pope/Head Cleric reminds you all to go to Church at Sundays.

>> No.22513233

>>22511534

t. Touhou fan.

>> No.22513237

Insect girl harem! Wonder how that would work?

>> No.22513242

>>22513219
>posting an off topic reaction image

>> No.22513253

I'd do almost anything to sleep with a nine tailed fox lady and her cat

>> No.22513270

>>22513242
Still better than posting tohotrash :)

>> No.22513287

>>22513237
Anthills!

>> No.22513295

>>22513232
Sunday is gym day.

>> No.22513309

>>22513232
I want to cum inside rhea and turn her into an mge dragon so bad.

>> No.22513344
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Little Haku wants you to help in her expedition to prove the Hollow Earth theory. Will you do it?

>> No.22513364
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Fuck your demons

>> No.22513376

>>22513364
I'll face them first.

>> No.22513381

>>22513364
I don't have any

>> No.22513387

>>22513364
I would if they were that sexy.

>> No.22513392

Reminder that upside down sharks go catatonic

>> No.22513415

>>22513344
sounds like a trap, no thanks

>> No.22513435
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KABUTOMUSHI

>> No.22513450

>>22513435
You want to test your mettle against me in sumo?

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>>22513364
Fuck the undead queen!

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>>22513471
Let them cum. Frostmourne hungers.

>> No.22513547

>>22513435
I like the idea of a quiet beetle that only speaks single words

>> No.22513578
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I would like a drink with the onis
Sometimes all one needs is an person to talk to and some alcohol to share

>> No.22513594

>>22513578
We need happy drunk stories
Like just partying and having a good time leading to sexy times

>> No.22513685

>>22513435
SPIRAL STAIRCASE
DESOLATION ROW
FIG TART
VIA DOLOROSA
SINGULARITY POINT
GIOTTO
ANGEL
HYDRANGEA
SECRET EMPEROR

>> No.22513715

>>22513344
>Prove
The vast dwarven dark elf/arachne kingdoms aren't proof enough?

>> No.22513819
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22513819

I wanna ring steel at the range with Tactical Hellhound!

>> No.22513846

>You'll never get thrown into a portal into MGE land
>You'll never meet a flayer and let her roam the other world inside your memories, listen to all the things you've listened to, play the games, experience your frustration, watch the anime TV shows and movies, read the books and manga, taste the foods you've eaten, the drinks you've drunk, the yearning you've felt, the dark lonely nights
I don't even like flayer, I think I just want some one to know me. Do you think a flayer is able to invite someone else into your mind?

>> No.22513976

>>22512128
I want more pictures of my wife and I'm willing to blow all the cash I have on seeing more pictures of her.

>> No.22514005

>>22512128
I think 95% of monstergirls are trash, even by the incredibly low standards of this fetish.

>> No.22514012

>>22513846
If a Flayer starts messing with your head and altering memories and stuff, would you technically still be yourself? It's basically why i don't like Flayers, i would literally start doubting everything.

>> No.22514025

>>22512128
I frequently masturbate to non-monster girls

>> No.22514035

>>22513594
Imagine how awkward would it be to hang out with an Oni/Satyros if you are a teetotaler. I particularly don't see what's with alcohol, never really liked it.

>> No.22514038

What crimes do I need to commit to be sentenced to the snake pits for life?

>> No.22514052

>>22514012
>Altering
Who said anything about altering. As to your question, no, you'd be a different you, but still yourself, just not the old you. But that happens all the time you just chose to ignore it. Is a boat that gets replaced plank by plank still the same boat by the end of it? You're aware you probably don't have any cells/molecules in your body you were born with right?

You yourself alter memories, your brain lets irrelevant information slip, might combine events, it happens more than you'd think. A flayer even if she wanted to alter your memories, probably wouldn't alter your core identity

>> No.22514063

>>22514012
>マインドフレイアは某勢力なので文章を過激気味に書いたけど、実際ヤってる事はゲイザーあたりと似ている感 As for mindflayers, it is an unknown force, so I wrote the text with a radical feeling, but the sense is that what they are actually doing is roughly the same as gazer.
He's even said it's not literally erasing your personality or changing who you are. The entry is even more hyperbolic than it normally is because she was the first chaos monster the scholar ever met.

>> No.22514089

>>22514063
To be fair, KC shouldn't really be a trustful source at this point, since he's always going "it's about what you like" with the setting. He would probably agree with me if i say that i want a flayer to change who i am.

>> No.22514098

>>22514089
He's never said it's what you like. He has very specific explanation about most thing and how a lot of stuff works if you ask him or actually read the world guides. The hand wave is about what kind of monster you can marry or what you want to do with them

>> No.22514103

>>22514089
>the creator shouldn't be trusted
You know there's countless things he's said can't happen right? The whole KC says yes to everything opinion is a fucking meme.

>> No.22514104

>>22514098
i just want more info on some monstergirls like shog jelly and reproduction

>> No.22514118

>>22514104
Why have a shog when you could have a kiki masterrace.

>> No.22514123

>>22514104
>What does Shoggoth Jelly taste like?
>A. ショゴスのスライムゼリーは名状しがたい味がしますね・・・日本語でも英語でも説明できない味です。バルログはそのうちでるのでお待ちくださいな!
>Shoggoth Jelly taste like something indescribable either in Japanese or English.
>Q. ショーガスもスライムゼリーを作ったりできますか。
>Can Shoggoths create slime jellies as well?
>A. ショゴスもスライムゼリーは作れますが、夫以外には食べさせませんね。後、完全に切り離すのではなく、家具を作ったりするのと同じで、夫に食べられて気持ち良くなってそうですね!
>They can create slime jellies, but they don't let anyone eat them except their hubands. Just like when they create furnitures out of themselves, it seems like they get off getting eaten by their husbands!
>逆に夫がいないショゴスのスライムゼリーを食べちゃったら夫にしようとタゲられますね
>In case of unmarried Shoggoths, eating their jellies means you'll be a target for their future husband. (KC)

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>>22513119
>>22513123

>> No.22514141

>>22514129
>tmw there are people here that would still fuck that
I am not impressed.

>> No.22514161

>>22514118
Kikis are superior to shogs, that is true.

>> No.22514168

>>22514161
Based and maidpilled.

>> No.22514178

>>22514118
kiki can't be my everything
>>22514123
i was more interested in if it does stuff to the husband but it's nice he answered that much

>> No.22514188

>>22514178
It's just what people asked him. It was a Q&A in a chat room on his site.

>> No.22514189

>>22514178
>kiki can't be my everything
Well she can be something shog will never become - a proper maid

>> No.22514197

>>22514189
i want a wife, not a maid.

>> No.22514203

>>22514118
You go Shoggoth if you want a girl whose shapeshifting ability and unhealthy obsession with your existence allows you to indulge in every normally impossible act and fetish that strikes your fancy, with no regard for how much SAN loss you'll experience
Kikis are definitely better maids

>> No.22514208

>>22514197
Kiki can and will be both

>> No.22514214

Only Shog to ever get close (but still distant second) to Kiki perfection is Moldovan Shog.

>> No.22514220

>>22514203
What if my normally impossible act and fetish that strikes my fancy is having a proper maid and a loving wife that encourages me to be a better person?

>> No.22514293

>>22514203
I concede Kikis can't shapeshift, but i really think you are underestimating a Kiki's inner yandere.

>> No.22514303

Widowed monster girls must be one of the saddest things there are.

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>>22514293
>inner
totally innocuous, yeah

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>>22514303
That's when your waifu asks a Lich to resurrect you with her high level magic

>> No.22514426

>>22514418
A necromancer is just a late healer.

>> No.22514433

>>22514418
If you get resurrected with mamono mana will you become an incubus or just a normal zombie?

>> No.22514440

>>22513435
Does she have an armor protecting her heart?

>> No.22514450

>>22514433
Undead incubus. It's the reason why men are harder to resurrect than women since women just turn into zombies.

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>>22514433
Incubus, so if you weren't one before you might run your waifu ragged when you get back home

>> No.22514468

>>22514433
>As far as the sex of the person goes, on the one hand, females are easy to raise, but raising a male requires restoration of “the power to produce essence” which is lost upon death, one of the traits that makes a male a male, and therefore it is extremely more difficult compared to raising females. When raising a man, it will be necessary to receive the blessing of “Hel”, the goddess of life and death, and perform a ritual for the sake of borrowing her power, plus, a living sacrifice to offer mana to the male undead semi-permanently. In other words, it requires a monster who will live as the spouse of the one resurrected and have sex with him for eternity.
You will be an undead incubus but the necromancy section of world guide 3 makes it clear that it's not like it is just casting a spell like in a MMO, men are hard to resurrect and it requires the help of Hel, the goddess of death.

>> No.22514491

>>22514303
Well in MGE you either ask a Lich for help or the wife just commits suicide apparently.

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>> No.22514507

>>22514468
>The sacrifices you make so you can still give her the D
I guess it's all worth it.

>> No.22514513

>>22514491
Not always, KC has said widowed monster girls move on sometimes and resurrection/liches aren't always going to be an option.

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/78093814

>> No.22514524

>>22514303
Sorta on that topic. Can you imagine how terrifying it would be if, as a sandworm's husband, she passes away before you do?
You're essentially stuck inside a dead sandworm, probably 40ft deep in the sand. I'm not sure what I'd do.

I love sandworms so much. My waifu is one, but this thought has crossed my mind numerous times. I wonder if there's some sort of soul-linking spell, contract, or whatever that allows for simultaneous passing. Otherwise, it's a grim, sad, and terrifying fate.

>> No.22514527

>>22514514
>lich
>thunderbird
>trumpart
Based htr. Great addition to the line up of japanese mge artists.

>> No.22514531

>>22514513
He said it was extremely rare, but it could happen, because it was a question somebody asked him. Basically he's not comfortable with the idea of a widow moving on but if you want to include it, yes it can happen.

Doesn't make much sense though, afterlife is real and monstergirls know it, why move on when you can just move onto the next life with your husband.

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>> No.22514538

>>22514524
I don't think a sand worm would just drop dead while tunneling through the earth.

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>>22514123
Imagine not wanting to eat a Shoggoth slime jelly right in front of her while you're both bachelors.

>> No.22514552

>Bowling balls for monsters with big, meaty paws.

>> No.22514554

>>22514524
What >>22514538 said, your waifu would probably realize she doesn't feel well and would want to see the doctor before she'd drop dead underground

>> No.22514556

>>22514552
The only balls my waifu plays with are mine

>> No.22514563

>>22514538
>>22514554
I was thinking more along the lines of old age.

>> No.22514580

>>22514563
Then your waifu would probably realize she's past her prime and can't go diving 50 ft underground and back up causing sandstorms due to the amount she kicked up and would slow down perhaps starting a nice sandworm taxi service with you. And it's highly unlikely a monster girl would die of old age before you, anon, your mana would most likely extend her life until you kick the bucket

>> No.22514581

>>22514504
Ew.

>> No.22514583

>>22514293
>I concede Kikis can't shapeshift
Jesus I'm legitimately shocked. You seem to paint them as the inexplicably perfect everything when it comes to everything else.

Kiki's embody the master/servant relationship in a more traditional and economic employee/employer sense. They're about facilitating you to be the best master. Relationship aside a Kiki will never be anything but a maid. Shogs embody pure devotion. They just appear as maids because that's the kind of servant your average man needs. If you needed a bodyguard or a knight she'd be that instead. She exists to serve you purely and wholly.

>> No.22514587

>>22514552
>tfw your Yeti cousin will never pester you continuously about going bowling with her
We truly ended in the doomed timeline.

>> No.22514594

>>22514583
Don't bully me, Anon, i just like maids.

>> No.22514604

>>22514583
>Shogs embody unhealthy obsession
You're absolutely correct

>> No.22514607

>>22514537
let the fox in!

>> No.22514618

>>22514583
>They just appear as maids because that's the kind of servant your average man needs. If you needed a bodyguard or a knight she'd be that instead.
tfw no buff Shog knight

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>> No.22514632

>>22514468
So women don't produce essence? If he means cum I wish he'd just say cum. Does that mean women can't be mages or essence using warriors in his setting? Kinda gay.

>> No.22514652

>>22514632
Cum isn't essence. It just contain a lot of it. Women can't create it but excel at taking mana from the environment while men are worse at that but can use what they make. He has a long article about mana in WGIII.

>> No.22514653

>>22514604
The best kind of obsession. Mutual

>>22514618
>Anon needs to be validated by a community
>He's the kind of fag who might be pressured into a harem
>Shog becomes the Queen Shog for him, so that he can surround himself with waifu in a less literal sense, since his castle/mansion is also shog

>> No.22514662

>>22514594
Are you sure? What if really old and powerful Kikis can actually shapeshift, or do this weird thing where they are able to create implements out of thin air.

>> No.22514669

>>22514662
That would explain why Kikis can seemingly get cleaning products out of nowhere and clean stuff on the spot.

>> No.22514672

>>22514652
So women undead are piss easy to make because they just take from the world. Do dead men release essence into the world? Does that mean battlefields and graveyards spawn undead at higher rates beyond just the obvious "bodies are buried here?" If you took all the corpses away from where massive amounts of men died, would you just get elemental and spiritual MG's forming?

>> No.22514682

>>22514669
Yeah, that would be really cool and what if they had, like, a kind of telepathic link to said implements so they could like, feel you using them?

>> No.22514689

>>22514672
>Almost all of the residents of the kingdom of the undead are either undead monsters or their accompanying incubi. Though most undead arise from human women, there are also undead elves and dwarves, as well as the dragon zombie described later in this volume. In fact, any monster that dies with regrets has the potential to rise as one of the undead. The kingdom of the undead is, therefore, quite diverse.

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>>22510463
This anon gets it.

>> No.22514711

>>22514682
That's just called lust.

>> No.22514713

>>22514531
>because it was a question somebody asked him
This is the most bullshit excuse. He's said no to so many things and if he wasn't comfortable with it he's say so.
He said it because "lol my husband's dead might as well kms" happening in every case of widowing is too edgy.

>> No.22514715

>>22514689
That doesn't really answer my question.

>> No.22514721

>>22514711
And what if the older and the more powerful they got, they got like, eyes all over them and turned purple?

>>22514713
>My husband is somewhere else I might as well join him
>Edgy

>> No.22514725

>>22514713
Reminds me of the whole "watching the monster lord give birth" fiasco. I wonder what kind of cringy questions does he get on a regular basis.

>> No.22514728

>>22514682
>>22514721
>seething shogfaggot seething for no reason
Hilarious

>> No.22514741

>>22514728
>Seething
I don't really call poking fun at people as seething.

>> No.22514748

>>22514715
The initial info about resurrecting men already says that their ability to produce essence has to be restored, so no, after a man dies he's just a corpse. Especially since essence is just is just the “vitality”, and “overall energy” of living things a corpse wouldn't have any in the first place. I guess a battlefield could have skeletons since they're just bone golems and can be made from any bones, including those of men.

>> No.22514756

>>22514741
>H-ha-ha I'm just pretending to be retarded
Pulling a classic one on us, aren't you? Good one.

>> No.22514762

>>22514756
I wasn't being retarded either. You're really trying hard here to paint me in a certain light, why is that?

>> No.22514769

>>22514748
So essence doesn't actually "exist" within a man, perse, it's a potential for a man to create it. Because if a dude was full of essence, it wouldn't just magically vanish in any reasonable universe, it would have to go somewhere. Like the ground his corpse lies upon or is buried in. Or into the animals eating his flesh.

>> No.22514777

>>22514762
>I wasn't being retarded either.
Of course you weren't, you were just pretending to be, that's exactly what I said.

>> No.22514791

>>22514777
I wasn't even pretending to be retarded though. I was just poking fun at anon's love of maids by making over the top suggestions. But then I started veering to the shog-pretending-to-be-a-kiki meme because it tickles me

>> No.22514792

>>22514583
I want to bully a Shog by telling her to turn into something i don't need to touch to use, like a clock or a fan.

>> No.22514798

>>22514792
>Want shog breathing cool air on you
I'd say that it was kinda hot but it's technically not

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I wanna write stuff

>> No.22514805

>>22514799
Write about an antisocial vampire who spends all her time as mist

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>> No.22514809

>>22514799
Plottwist: It was actually ghostwritten by another Wurm.

>> No.22514811

>>22514805
Oh hey it's you again
If I did that I'd stuff her in a suit like Johann Krauss from BPRD

>> No.22514824

>>22514769
>The fact that “human mana” is the main staple of the inma is a point that is especially noteworthy. The vital energy possessed by humans called “essence” is the favorite treat of all monsters, and that's another word for this human mana. In this book, for the sake of convenience, “human mana” will most often simply be referred to using the word “mana”, but please note that it means exactly the same thing as “essence”.
>All living things have the power to produce mana, which is vital energy, within their own bodies. Mana is always constantly being produced, and when old mana is swapped for new mana, the old mana is naturally released outside the body into the surroundings. Men's semen, saliva, sweat, etc., contain mana, but the quality of each is different, and they also taste differently to monsters. Out of all of these, semen contains the largest amount of freshly produced mana, which tastes the richest and is the most nutritious; it is a monster's favorite treat, but it is thought that the mana contained in semen is plentiful and fresh primarily because it is energy that human men pour into the wombs of human women during ejaculation for the purpose of producing offspring. The mana discharged outside the body and the mana contained in waste products such as sweat, filth, etc., are the oldest of all mana released by men.

>> No.22514825

>>22514809
M-Night twist: The other Wurm is her but with a fake mustache

>> No.22514835

>>22514824
>Even though they are both human, there is a difference in the mana production abilities of men and women. Essentially, men have a strong ability to produce mana, while women's ability is weaker. On the other hand, women excel at taking in the mana that exists around them and using it as their own, and women are generally able to possess a greater total amount of mana within their body than men can. Because men produce greater amounts of mana, this tends to be misunderstood, but when using magic, men tend to rely solely on the mana within their own body, and as a result, quickly run out of breath, while women can efficiently use external mana, thereby conserving their own mana as well as adding to it. For this reason, women tend to be able to use greater amounts of mana, with more potency and efficiency, so we can say that women are generally more well-suited to handling mana in the form called magic as magicians. On the other hand, in men's case, they are more well-suited to using the mana within their own body to enhance their physical abilities, etc.

>> No.22514850

>>22514825
Chaste Druella tier plottwist: Glasses Wurm is actually the genius alter ego while fake mustache Wurm is just her normal self.

>> No.22514852

>>22514811
But how you gonna keep her in the suit? I just think a ghostly apparition vamp wife would be interesting. Especially if the mist picks up water moisture and whenever she forms she's got that "out of the shower" look. Though I guess being wet all the time would get annoying.

>> No.22514858

>>22514713
>He's said no to so many things
>implying

>too edgy
>implying

>> No.22514868

>>22514824
>>22514835
So mana is stored in the balls. As well as everywhere else. So dead men should soak a land in their mana. Does concentrated mana form life?

>> No.22514881

>>22514858
>He's said no to so many things
Go read his Q&A, carefully. More answers than you realize are "Well no but..." with him giving a similar situation that isn't exactly what they wanted.

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>> No.22514884

>>22514852
Hey it works for Sadako

>> No.22514901

>>22514868
It's not like human mana is corrupting like mamono mana is. It probably either dissipates quickly or if there is any mamono mana around, rapidly converts to mamono mana through mana erosion.
>Additionally, a major characteristic of mamono mana is that it has the power of “erosion”; it actively binds with other mana and converts it into mamono mana.

>> No.22514910

>>22514835
>men tend to rely solely on the mana within their own body, and as a result, quickly run out of breath, while women can efficiently use external mana, thereby conserving their own mana as well as adding to it.
Wait, does that mean human women are actually physically superior to human men? And they still keep sending male heroes/soldiers to fight the monsters?

>> No.22514915

>>22514910
Literally the next two sentences anon.

>> No.22514929

>>22514915
There is also a lot more in the article. It's a long entry that goes over a lot
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Mana_Overview_.28p25.29

>> No.22514933

>>22514884
>Implying the first thing I do isn't giving her a hot soapy bath so she can wash off all the well water
>Followed by a fluffy towel so she can dry herself and a hair tie or something
She can keep the big white dress thing though it looks comfy.

Anyway, going back to the ghost vamp I guess it can partly depend on her desires or things like if you left parts of her outside throughout the night and let moisture condense on her particles

>>22514901
>Corrupting
It's just 'pure' energy. I mean how quick does it dissipate, can it be carried on the wind like fallout? Surely it would just linger like radiation from a source.

>> No.22514963

>>22514623
That lady seems to be in a dire need of some purging.

>> No.22514964

>>22514933
I think it would at least get weaker somehow or else MGs wouldn't go crazy on "extracting" fresh semen every time.

>> No.22514970

>>22514963
do mgs get fat if they dont want to?

>> No.22514977

>>22514970
I don't think that was the kind of purging he was talking about.

>> No.22514987

>>22514970
The true question here is, do they get fat on a semen diet with no exercise? How much calories does semen have anyways?

>> No.22514989

>>22514964
Well I can imagine it gets trapped in the flesh mostly and is released as the flesh decomposes. If you ignore it's reactive properties (I.e. the way it changes for your wife and increases in quality) it's just vastly more efficient to extract it fresh. What's the alternative, just slaughter armies of dudes and wait for them to decompose to make a swathe of land where you can just vicariously absorb shit tins of mana?

I'm just thinking in instances where lots of fresh corpses are kept

>> No.22515017

>>22514933
> if you left parts of her outside throughout the night
Is it possible to turn an adult vampire into a loli vampire by allowing part of her mist to simply dissipate?

>> No.22515020

>>22514989
I meant it like, it gets weaker so they just go about getting fresh food instead of gathering it into a bottle for later consumption or something.

On another note, if semen spoils, does that mean the essence in it disappears?

>> No.22515036

>>22515020
It does say there is such a thing as old mana.
>Even old mana like this is tasty to monsters, but precisely because it is old, we can't say that its quality is good. Plus, it contains impurities such as a mixture of all the foreign mana that entered a man's body from his surroundings, so it is generally regarded as being less tasty and nutritious than the fresh mana contained in semen; however, races such as “beelzebub (Encyclopedia I – p. 178)” and “akaname (Encyclopedia II – p. 200)” are endowed with a special gustatory perception that can remove the impurities and sense the taste of the pure mana, and apparently due to that, old mana tastes completely different to them. I've heard that mana that has ripened inside a man's body has a unique flavor, no better or worse than fresh mana, and it's rich, or rather, greasy, so much so that it gets stuck on the tongue and in the mouth; according a beelzebub known as a gourmand, “even a mysophobic young lady's tongue and head would melt and become useless for a whole day if she knew the true taste of sweat.“ Furthermore, even races not innately endowed with this special sense of taste can develop it by continuing to lick their partner's sweat daily. Additionally, the taste of the mana contained in saliva isn't so important as the act of ingesting it through kissing. From what I've heard, the unbearable sensation of having a man's mana flow into one's head, seemingly melting one's thoughts, is even sweeter than an internal vaginal ejaculation, and it is addictive, so many monsters will frequently beg their partner for kisses.

>> No.22515042

>>22514933
Normally mana energy is never destroyed, it can only move or change form.
Given how it tends to attach itself to the environment and living things, I don’t see mana of any kind dissipating that quickly. Sticks around a long time but doesn’t spread by itself that much.

>> No.22515045

>>22515017
I don't think it's possible for that to happen. She could just opt not to use it, I guess she's either get less dense, remain just as dense but be smaller tho proportionally the same, or become smaller and younger.

>>22515020
So long as you have decent preservation technology and it doesn't spoil for any outlandish reason, drinking some stranger's bottled "essence" Should be the same as drinking it from the tap. Unless you really hit it off and he already begins reacting to you or your body begins reacting to him in a husband and wife kind of way.

I mean that's what makes your cum tastier to your wife than any other man's, questions of loyalty aside. At a certain point it's kind of tailor made.

>Semen spoiling
Well it goes crusty right, so maybe the essence crystallises

>> No.22515053

>>22515045
I'm learning new things about vampires today. What if one big tiddy voluptuous Vampire became TWO lolis?

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>> No.22515061

>>22515020
On your second note, it’s kinda hard to say, but the Sticky Mushroom is noted to cause the mana to remain and have a long term effect well after the semen is absorbed.

>> No.22515065

>>22515056
strong tail

>> No.22515068

>>22515056
Put some clothes on

>> No.22515083

>>22515053
That I'm not sure about. I mean when a vampire is totally mist her consciousness must be somewhere. I suppose she could control her mist as an extension of herself, and either puppet a "clone" of herself or somehow split her consciousness. Sounds a bit unlikely to me.

I think it's more likely that vampires kind of come in this Platonic Theory of Forms and they can be mist and they can be vampires in corporeal form but not anything in between or parallel without weird shit going on. But then again, can vampires shapeshift into one big bat, or a swarm of smaller bats? Do they have to go full bat or can they turn unto vampire bats? Can they turn into two loli vampire bats?

I guess your imagination is the limit. I personally, thinking about it, find the idea of two lolis each with 50% brain power to be cute and funny, rather than one vampire in a smaller body and a puppet

>> No.22515089

>>22515083
That does sound funny. I'll have to consider these things.

>> No.22515112

Would MGs have enough pity for the circumcised to leave them alone, or try to wipe them out as abominations?

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Touch Ratas.

>> No.22515126

>>22515112
They'll just make it grow back

>> No.22515131

>>22515089
I don't know how it would impact her brainpower, but you could have her split herself according to her desires, lust, sloth, gluttony, etc.

This seems alot easier for a lolifag. Guess I'm going to have to find out how to make a gigapire I guess.

>> No.22515139

>>22515131
Vampires are so malleable!

>> No.22515146

>>22515120
Only if she agrees to stop breaking into my house to take pictures of me sleeping.

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>>22515083
>Can they turn into two loli vampire bats?
I think I know how this one ends up going.

>> No.22515161

>>22515139
Blame whoever invented vampire shapeshifting. Was that Bram? I know a lot of demony type things shapeshifted. Draugr shapeshifted.

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>>22515120
And what, Gul'dan, must we give in return?

>> No.22515169

>>22515164
>No brash boorish elven warrior wife who's actually an orc-turned deathknight inhabiting her body

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>> No.22515174

>>22515172
Okay.

>> No.22515177

>>22515139
You know what else is very malleable? Gold.

>> No.22515181

>>22515177
Yeah but the difference is some tanukike hoards the latter and sets a value to it, while your vampire is yours and is worth everything.

>> No.22515182

>>22515177
Blood, gold... a price to pay for all things.

>> No.22515201

>>22515181
I want to bully a Tanuki by casting an invisibility spell on her money.

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>> No.22515214

>>22515202
The sea is so fucking cool

>> No.22515216

>>22515201
Make her jaw weak and convince her some one swapped all her gold out for fakes

>> No.22515220

>>22515182
Sanity is also a vaulable commodity.

>> No.22515222

>>22515148
This feels like a disaster in the making.

>> No.22515226

>>22515220
Sanity... is for the WEAK

>> No.22515227
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>>22515146
That costs extra

>> No.22515246

>>22514868
>So mana is stored in the balls
Why do I feel like monster girls would have a meme about mana being stored in the heart?

>> No.22515247

>>22515227
I'll propose a deal. She can take pictures, but only for personal use.

>> No.22515257

>>22515216
Make her very confused by making an exact replica statue of you in gold and replace yourself during dinner when she excuses herself to go to the bathroom.

>> No.22515260

>>22515226
The Hour of Twilight is upon us!
I really need to get back to making my game

>> No.22515265

>>22515246
Would it be their equivalent of the "the monster is on the outside" for us?

>> No.22515266

>>22515257
Jokes on you when she becomes horny and tries to make out with it.

>> No.22515277

>>22515246
I wonder if the heart actually has some ancillary magical role in regards to love

>> No.22515287

>>22515265
Something like that, yeah.
Then again, the monster girl version of this thread would be very interesting to lurk in.

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>>22515260
You do that.

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I want to live in a pure canid village.
Wolves, foxes, tanuki, jackals, dogs.
No girls who don't have a lie detector strapped to their ass.

>> No.22515302

>Browsing image searches for dwarves
Whoever perpetuates the bearded dwarf women meme deserves a slow and painful death that leaves their family members in perpetual grief.

>> No.22515307

>>22515299
I just want to live in a pure Kitsune village.

>> No.22515315

>>22515290
This kills the fairy.

>> No.22515318

>>22515287
We might think that because we don't know it, but if memes are something to go by they get old pretty fast. People can only tolerate for so long the same Cheshire shitting up the thread or the same Yeti spamming up her husbando.

>> No.22515324

>>22515315
I'm pretty sure she just becomes the booze slime

>> No.22515326

>>22515299
Are kitsune-tsuki acceptable?

>> No.22515331

>>22515318
Cheshire has a rangeban and is forced to post on more obscure sites.

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This is the ideal dragon form, you may not like it but this is what peak dragon looks like.

Firebreath is for nerds anyway.

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Bros, I want to be held in a yetis strong arms

>> No.22515353

>>22515326
Those are just girls on their way to becoming a fox.

>> No.22515355

>>22515333
>sticc dragon

>> No.22515359

>>22515056
CC did it with just a plug.

>> No.22515362

>>22515056
gasp, a meow dog

>> No.22515367

>>22515331
She actually leads a double life. Shitposting in the thread the most degenerate shit she can imagine all the while lurking handholding threads talking about how she wants to be a pure wife to her husbando. What a sick fuck.

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>>22515355
Peak.

>> No.22515385

>>22515374
>green scales
>Blue hair
>Filthy non winged wyrm

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>>22515385
It's just a different flavor edit of best girl anon, calm down.

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>>22515333
No, this is.

>> No.22515488

>>22515482
Water Wurm is lame though anon.

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>>22515302
I feel your pain
>search the Illusion Card booru for monster girl cards
>get hit with furshit

>> No.22515500

>>22515355
Dunno about you, but I like my girls thin and petite.

>> No.22515504 [DELETED] 

>>22515164
fuck off with the off-topic shit nigger

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>> No.22515516 [DELETED] 

>>22515504
stay mad

>> No.22515523 [DELETED] 

>(you)

>> No.22515527
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>>22515302
MGE styled Dwarf or regular styled dwarf?

Because Harvin are literally MGE Dorfs but better.

>> No.22515528 [DELETED] 

stay mad

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>(Me)

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>>22515164
How did that become this?

>> No.22515546

Earlier the idea of a monster girl being coached to win the human parent's approval when meeting them was discussed. Something I just thought of is that the simplest for that is a Doppelganger temporarily changing into what the parents believe would be the ideal woman for their son. Plot twist is after discussing things with the parents she ends up agreeing that their ideal woman is actually better for him than his ideal woman and with what's best for him in mind she decides to keep it.

>> No.22515550

>>22515544
Warcraft Orcs (formerly Warhammer Orks) are not what Japanese P'Orcs are based on.

>> No.22515552

>>22515339
If only I was tiny and pretty with a girl who's huge and strong, but gentle and caring. Ripped Yeti would be a godsend.

>> No.22515554

>>22515544
Horny japs with an unmatched talent for drawing titties on everything

>> No.22515558

>>22515488
That's a vodka wurm.

>> No.22515565

>>22515527
Non toddler-con ones

>> No.22515575

>>22515546
That's not how monstergirls think though. For better or worse, she'd go with what you wanted because she wants to make you happy.

Frankly if I thought I had the perfect GF and my parents or literally any one thought their idea of her was better and I lost her because of that I'd be ultra fucking pissed. Might even drop her then and there. What kinda gf lets others dictate our relationship

>> No.22515596

>>22515575
What if your taste in women sucks and your relationships you get into flop every time? People around you might advise you to stay away from that girl but you don't listen to them and later you find out the hard way that they were right. I actually have known a girl whose taste in men is so bad that other people use her as a measuring stick on whether a guy is worth it or not. Her mom tries to steer her towards better men but she fails to listen and so she goes through one boyfriend after another.

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>>22515488
You're lame.

>> No.22515602

I wanna be accidentally killed by an mg

>> No.22515610 [SPOILER] 
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>>22515602
Anon that's cruel to the MG.

>> No.22515612

>>22515602
I wanna be accidentally raped by a monster girl

>> No.22515614

>>22515602
Hopefully it's a little death

>> No.22515618

>>22515612
I wanna be intentionally raped by a monster girl

>> No.22515627

>>22515610
I know

>> No.22515634

>>22515596
>your relationships
Can't relate. And I doubt Human X MG relationships 'flop'. Also
>Women choosing their partners
Women are dumb

>> No.22515643

>>22515612
I wanna be accidentally killed during attempted rape

>> No.22515647

>>22515612
I remember cool kyu had a manga whos whole plot apprently was about a guy who kept getting accidentally pazzuri'd.

>> No.22515655

>>22515612
>I just wanted to cuddle with him! I swear!

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>>22515655
>He looked so tasty, I just wanted a good lick, maybe two
>Next thing you know his penis is inside me, hell his entire body was inside my mouth
>He struggled and wrestled for a bit and that was that
>It couldn't be helped! Besides I'm sure he liked it...
>What's a girl to do when a man just falls into your mouth?

>> No.22515698 [DELETED] 

>>22515694
You unbelievable nigger.

>> No.22515702

>>22515602
Hopefully scarring them forever and making them miserable and guilt-ridden for the rest of their lives

>> No.22515703

>>22515643
I want to be accidentally raped during penis inspection day.

>> No.22515707
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What do you look for in a Automaton when shopping for one at the Gremlin's store?

>> No.22515712

>>22515112
They would probably think uncircumcised dicks are gross, just like all other women.

>> No.22515714 [DELETED] 

>>22515698
>He doesn't wanna be "accidentally" raped by a predatory sandworm
What a fag

>> No.22515719

>>22515707
Probably sturdiness. It's annoying to buy stuff that just breaks easily the day after.

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>>22515698
What?

>> No.22515728

>>22515712
Monstergirls have higher intelligence than brainwashed american landwhales.

>> No.22515741

>>22515728
Cope, yuropoor.

>> No.22515743

>>22515728
Monster girls are actually so dumb that you can trick them into giving you a paizuri very easily.

>> No.22515745
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Are you nerds ready for your Christmas replay of best MG game?

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>>22515728
>Monstergirls have higher intelligence than brainwashed american landwhales.
Not all

>> No.22515753

>>22515728
>This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.
Monsters wouldn't care. This conversation is retarded.

>> No.22515761

>>22515753
They'd probably care enough to end genital mutilation.

>> No.22515769

>>22515707
Ease of customization. Always had a genuine interest in a device's inner-workings. I blame being able to take apart, re-assemble, and properly program high end VCRs since I was four.

>> No.22515775
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Your shipment of mofu has arrived.

>> No.22515776

>>22515602
To be fair, getting injured during a tussle with a MG would probably save you from getting raped, at least in the near future.

>> No.22515784

>>22515775
I didn't order any. Send it back.

>> No.22515788

>>22515775
wrong color, time to get a refund

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>> No.22515831

I want an overstacked monster girl.
The sort that needs custom bras.

>> No.22515833

>>22515828
is she peeping on me or something?

>> No.22515845

>>22514799
What do you wanna write.

>> No.22515883

>>22515775
I don't need any. Off to the orphanage you go.

>> No.22515892

>>22514799
i want you to write stuff

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>>22515527
I crave potatoes, I need them

>> No.22515912

>>22515903
That's fucking disgusting.

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>> No.22515917

>>22515912
no u

>> No.22515922

>>22515903
Arulumaya is for ferociously breeding.

>> No.22515931

>>22515922
potatoes are for plowing until you pass out and then you wake up to a nice meal

>> No.22515950

>>22512401
Anyone have the full collection of these?

>> No.22515971

>lolifags at it again

>> No.22515973
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Yeti wife is ready for Christmas

>> No.22515976

>>22515915
Not sure about you people, but i wouldn't trust a birdbrain to manage my life properly.

>> No.22515990

>>22515753
>>22515761
>Mamono happens
>The cripples all get healed
>Amerifats get their dicks back
You poor fucks aren't even jewish, at least then you'd be rich. pray for the portals

>> No.22516040

>>22515971
potatoes are shorties not loli

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>>22515973
Patrician.

>> No.22516055

>>22516040
sure

>> No.22516059

>>22516040
They're toddlercunny and that is A-OK #1.

>> No.22516062

>>22516055
shorties like midna are great

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>>22515971
>lolifags at it again
She won't let me stop!

Don't Send help!

>> No.22516067

>>22516062
Of course

>> No.22516085

>>22512946
Would mamono even wear bloomers?
Anything clothing they wear is usually to entice men.
But there's nothing sexy about bloomers.

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How susceptible to weight gain are yeti waifus? It feels like all the yeti art I see makes them plump with big tits and a big butt.

I'd make them even plumper, then bury my face in their ass or boobs.

>> No.22516111

>>22516103
It goes right to their thighs.

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>>22515971

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>>22516111
Imagine your head slowly being crushed by plump brown yeti thighs.

Not a terrible way to go.

>> No.22516157

What happens if a doppelganger is interested in a boy who has yet to discover girls and doesn't yet have a woman of his dreams? Does she befriend him as herself or does she maybe take on the form of the most womanly woman in his life and go from there?

>> No.22516165

>>22515971
I am obligated by my sabbath contract to lolipost. The goat told me there would be consequences if i break it and the last thing i want is to wake up one morning as an alp.

>> No.22516177

I want to go and adventure in a teen Echidnas dungeon. poorly placed traps, not well thought out enemy placement, it's way to small so it's easy to get through and so on.
And after defeating her I want to help her make it better.

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>>22516040
Yoshi-P even said that cross dressing wouldn't be added to the game until players accepted that they are adults.

>> No.22516199

>>22516177
You should hold off fully marrying her until you get her to build the best dungeon.

>> No.22516215

Nothing like turning Echidnas into spiny anteater girls.

>> No.22516219

>>22516190
what?

>> No.22516221

>>22515976
I would trust a crow or a raven secretary

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>>22516219
Weren't we talking about Final Fantasy XIV? Members of the Lalafell race are often called potatoes by players and people do sometimes get called pedos for playing them.

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>> No.22516247

>>22516221
Would you trust a crow with your taxes though?

>> No.22516254

>>22516243
Best idol.

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>>22515976
They forget it easily.

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>> No.22516297

>>22516260
Morag is the best Xenoblade 2.

>> No.22516298

>>22516287
I want the nomad centaurs to stop raiding my frontier cities.

>> No.22516304

>>22516199
I'm gonna marry her inside the best dungeon ever!

>> No.22516314

>when she cries herself to sleep

>> No.22516322

>>22516177
Dungeon Keeper spinoff?

>> No.22516326

>>22516322
>Are you still here? The imps are about to lock up.

>> No.22516330

>>22516322
Sounds like it would be a good porn game.

>> No.22516339

>>22516322
Ubisoft had a game where you had to build a dungeon to protect your treasure that you got from raiding other people's dungeons. Neat concept but it suffered heavily from mobile game syndrome iirc.

>> No.22516345

>>22516235
no we weren't

>> No.22516354

Wikifag here, I had a blackout, but I managed to upload two thirds of the galleries before it happened.
The other third will be uploaded tomorrow.

>> No.22516355

>>22516339
Ah yes, mighty quest for epic loot. Good game, if a bit to pay-to-win.
Then again, it's coming back as a mobile game with all the base building removed, so like 80% of the actual game.
I don't like Ubisoft.

>> No.22516391

>>22516354
>Blackout
Must be the Thunderbirds. They are quite rowdy this time of year.

>> No.22516404

>>22516355
Ultimately, I think the game just lacked enough monstergirls.

>> No.22516411
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You know what they say about girls with 1 eye anon.

>> No.22516416

>>22516411
>no depth perception
i banish thee

>> No.22516420
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Worship grapesnek.

>> No.22516421

>>22516411
That they have shitty depth vision?

>> No.22516424

>>22516411
Choke 'em!

>> No.22516429

>>22516411
They have a massive glaring weakspot.

>> No.22516444

>>22516420
I will when she gets better pictures

>> No.22516453

>>22516420
I want to start a grape snake cult!
Of course I'm really bad at recruiting people, so it would probably just be me, but it works.

>> No.22516461

>>22515753
>The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.
U-oh.

>> No.22516462

>>22516420
>bites people like a lowly beast
an insult to snake-kind

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>>22516416
>>22516421
>>22516424
>>22516429
>Heard you talkin' shit like I wouldn't find out?

>> No.22516505

>>22516487
Gonna bully the one-eyed bully!

>> No.22516532

>>22516505
with your one-eyed willy!

>> No.22516558
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School snek

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>> No.22516597

>Wendigo tries handling a big gun
>Recoil knocks her flat on her tiny ass.

>> No.22516599

>>22516420
But I refuse.

>> No.22516612
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>>22516505
>he thinks he can bully high level monsters with Mean behavior modifiers

She's going to beat you up, hypnotize you to like one eyes, then pawn you off to some NEET Cyclops.

>> No.22516635

>>22516618
but if i'm already attracted to her i'm just going to pin her down and use her body slime to masturbate onto her lacking chest

>> No.22516644

>>22516612
Cute worm!

>>22516618
>Anti-magic field
>Reinforced demon silver chains
>Drop the bound Gazer off in a low-level area

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>>22516644
She's a hunter anon, the battle is already hers.

Anons are just beasts after all.

>> No.22516670

>>22516618
If a gazer tried to hypnotize me I'd end up a little sick with how disgusting she is.

>> No.22516676

>>22516669
Even a Gazer would have trouble suppressing a man who is bound to a Dark Matter.

>> No.22516678

>>22516618
Forget bullying the Gazer, let's get straight to that NEET Cyclops.

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>>22516676
I have my doubts.

She could also just go further beyond even a Hunter if need be.

>> No.22516713

>>22516695
Don't bother. She can no longer reach me where I am. My heart belongs to darkness. All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different.

>> No.22516727

>>22516713
>anon is now corrupted by ancient magics and gazer hunter-san must purify you

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>> No.22516738

>>22516558
This snek looks like the kind of girl that looks responsible on the outside but actually swears like a sailor when she's alone. Better to keep the distance.

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>>22516713
>tfw you set up a DBZ joke but someone went down the KH path

Everything is ruined, I'm going back to play Day's Gone.

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>> No.22516775
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My waifu can defeat a Grape Snake.

>> No.22516783
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>>22516775
Prove it.

>> No.22516785

>>22516775
>>22516783
Fruity sneks are meant to be bullied, not defeated.

>> No.22516801
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Well?

>> No.22516816

>>22516801
Why use a dog to guard heaven when they literally have winged sluts to do it?

>> No.22516825
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>>22516816
>winged sluts

I believe you were referring to Harpies, not kind hard working Angels.

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