/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

Can mermaids get pregnant through paizuri? Asking for a tomodachi.

sleeping ratas

>>22501060
Bunyips with Australian accents.

>>22501060
Big soft zombies!

>>22501070
Tallahassee cameo when?

Can unmarried monster girls even be raped? Wouldn't the law just consider it proactive dating?
I just want to have one of my monster childhood friends where we rape each other back and forth and that's how we're dating.

Selene is great.

Repostin' the Wendigo story I posted around Halloween.

I've made a number small changes to the story and fleshed out the start and a bit of the end, hopefully it doesn't feel as rushed and jarring as it did. Over all it's about the same with a little more focus on one of the characters that didn't get enough initially. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it, be it the story as a whole if you missed it, or the revisions. As always comments and criticisms are more than appreciated.

https://pastebin.com/61gkSdPT

i just wanna get comfy inside of a living armor

It would be funny if a nudist Cheshire Cat manage to convince someone that they had clothes when they actually didn't, emperors new clothes style.
So they're just a man and his Cheshire Cat wife in wonderland that's walking around naked yet they both insist that they have clothes on.

Love liches!

>>22501180
Guys, the jewbroker says I need to break into the lich college dorm and steal their underwear in order to pay off my college fees. Any tips?

>>22501185
Ask them. Liches forget to wear them all the time anyway.

Consider this...

Surrender.

>>22501185
Tell them you want to run and experiment where you test what happens when you wear as many panties on your head as possible.

Shortstack centaur is not complete without a thick Scottish accent.

Werewolves can be bitches, lovers, puppies, mothers, sinners, saints, your hell or your heaven. Nothing in between.

>>22501288
Get a werewolves harem and get all of them!
I do like their pack mentality, sister-wives sounds like fun.

>>22501070
Rotten egg

>>22501060
Sadly, it seems monstergirls violate many Human Rights Violations if they are to come here to our world. Atleast according to rules set up by the United Nations:

A mental element: the "intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such"; and
A physical element, which includes the following five acts, enumerated exhaustively:
Killing members of the group
Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group
Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part
Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group
Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group

This is from the Offical United Nations of Genocide protection.

So lets break it down...

>Mental element: the "intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such"
Druellas extermist group is dedicated to 'aggressively expanding the demon realm'.
>Killing members of the group
In order to become undead, you kind of need to be dead, dying or born undead anyways in MGE.
>Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group
Monsterization in general.
>Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part
Demon realms in general are every much this by their existence since it corrupts food, water and the air you take in.
>Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group
Monster girls can only give birth to monster girls, odd how human girls aren't involved.
>Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group
Monsterization in general and the sabbath.

If monstergirls did come into the real world, the international criminal court would be flipping their shit.

>>22501314
>Human Rights
Good joke anon

I wanna be the chew toy for a hellhound harem

>>22501314
Monsterization isn't genocide though.

>>22501314
they can have fun flipping their shit while everybody ignores their asses

>>22501314
>UN
lol, even right now no one gives a fuck about them, they have no power whatsoever

>>22501314
You mean the same UN that is vehemently trying to ban loli while safe guarding actual child rapists? That UN? They can get bent.

>>22501314
I'm sure all the new monster girls will be terribly concerned as they fuck their new husbands

I want to run a demon ream beast hunter guild.

>>22501314
UN hand wringing aside, i highly doubt normies would let mamono roll in and corrupt everything without a very bloody war breaking out. we're better off going to their world instead of bringing them here

>>22501383
Government elites would sell our world for personal immortality in a heartbeat

>>22501383
They could fuck with the land before the main group arrives
Think about it, all it takes is one polymorphed mindflayer (well... a lot more than one but still)

Automatons can become supercharged if exposed to too much of their husband's MANLY SPIRIT. Please be careful.

>>22501085
Selene is THICC

>>22501383
You say that like mamano have no way to subtly corrupt the world. Shit like Dark mage, kejourou, Dhampirs, witches, and slime carriers can enter society without the need of polymorphing. Then you got shit like demons, succs, danukis, and lilim which are masters of subversion and excellent at polymorphing.

>it's the 'let's discuss how monstergirls would qork in real world' episode again
Do you niggers enjoy talking about this shit over and over?

>>22501428
inb4 more /tg/ bullshit

>>22501383
Who would even fight that war?

>>22501392
no mamono would ever want those soulless shitbags

>>22501383
Well if London is anything to go by...

>>22501430
/tg/ has degenerated into /pol/ these days, successfully sinking lower than /jp/, /a/ and /v/, which is kind of amazing if you think about it

>>22501428
Yeah it's pretty obvious the world would get rolled. The only ones fighting would be the unironic cuckolds. Really a pointless discussion.

>>22501448
The culture war has seeped into pretty much every board that wasn't already dead in 2016. Rip.

>>22501428
Considering every other coversation tends to be railroaded into the same results I see no difference from regular content

>>22501428
Yes

>>22501351
The Demon lords entire goal is to corrupt all humans into incubi and monsters, effectively genociding humanity.

>>22501452
>culture war
I don't think being retarded and obsessed with politics counts as being in war with anyone
Still, a damn shame about /tg/, but I guess it was inevitable.

>>22501489
>effectively genociding humanity
And that's a good thing

>>22501498
Humanity has limitless potential, but Lilith wants to stifle it and convert everyone into mindless hedonists. That is in no way a good thing.

>>22501518
>Humanity has limitless potential
Canonically false; there is a limit on human ability, and incubization removes said limiter.

>>22501489
i see no problem

>>22501489
That's as much of a genocide as Homo erectus evolving into Homo sapiens is extinction of hominids.

>>22501518
t. paladin

>>22501518
An Order Cleric wrote this

>>22501518
>mindless
idiot doesn't read the material

>>22501489
But incubi are human males. Just limit broken. Some of the majin are human females just limit broken. Heck I would argue most monsterizations are like that except for women it can come with extra body parts to aid them.

>>22501528
extra parts like meaty tails are to worship

>>22501539
I agree. There is nothing wrong with worshiping big meaty tails and strong wings. In fact it should be encouraged!

Don't know if any anons happen to be posting this early in the morning, but a yeti is always fine too.

>>22501559
I could use a faceful of Yeti paws.

>>22501518
Back to /tg/

>>22501303
Anon above was quoting a song. Meredith Brooks. THAT chorus.

>>22501578
>back to /fedora-tipping, amirite fellow intellectual males? central/
There's no need to be THAT rude.

>>22501570
I could use a face full of big fat yeti titties.

>>22501489
The Chief Goddess isn't gonna fuck you, bro

I just want to see the same shitters who are for being progressive having to eat crow the minute the idiotic left wing women wind up shitting the bed over the new women showing them up. If there is one thing women hate, it is competition.

I want to see them being called out for their hypocrisy when they get put on the damned chopping block like everyone else.

>>22501607
>Brown skin
>White fur
That combo makes me so fucking hard

>>22501609
Fallen Goddess would.

>>22501614
Same. Yetis are incredibly underrated.

>>22501607
I want A chunky yeti to snuggle

How does one bathe with a Bunyip?

>>22501635
I want a yeti to sit on my face.

I don't care if it kills me.

>>22501612
I... have no idea what are you trying to say.

>>22501612
That would be humourous but here isn't the place to talk about it. This is for pure waifuchats and cute posting.

>>22501633
I wouldn't say so, I see them get plenty of love.
>>22501635
I'd snuggle with this Yeti.

>>22501661
>I wouldn't say so, I see them get plenty of love.
Not enough.

>>22501314
>Intent to destroy
You gotta be blind to miss the weasel words here. She just wants to help people realise a better monster future anon.
>In order to become undead, you kind of need to be dead, dying or born undead anyways in MGE.
How is it death if you're still existing? You can't be dead if you're undead.
>Monsterization in general.
Known to actually heal the body from life threatening wounds, in some cases literally bring some one back from death
>Demon realms in general are every much this by their existence since it corrupts food, water and the air you take in.
A demon realm is perfectly live-able. Corrupting absolutely. But nothing in a demon realm will harm your continued existence.
>Monster girls can only give birth to monster girls, odd how human girls aren't involved.
A fix is imminent.
>Monsterization in general and the sabbath.
Humanity doesn't have a culture as it stands. You're using our world as a reference, you can be a japanese human or you can be a japanese Youkai, the group remains the same.

The whole system is just for hypocrites to sweep things under the rug with one hand and point the finger with the other, human rights are a sham concept.

>>22501570
I need the 'PAP' of beeg paws.

>>22501717
Also with undeath, the Dragon Zombie entry even says their breath creates undead like any the monsterization. It's the Same with the demon realm silver swords of the Ochimusha. Undead are just a type of monster and even the Zombie entry mentions that they are pretty much living beings like any other monster.

Big fluffy pawjobs! Hang on, wouldn't the cum be fucking hard to get out?

>>22501728
I imagine this is how my jinko would propose to me.
Which would be weird as it would be in the office break room.

>>22501731
I ignore that because I don't like KC's fucking dumb bio zombie logic where the undead are just bio things inhabiting corpses. I mean you take an actual literal corpse and use some magic or something to slam a soul, maybe even the original owner's own back into the body, reanimate it and you can't be called dead. Undead sure. But you're not dead.

Though it's all retarded legal speak and the undead exist today, people alive now who were once declared legally dead. So some tanuki might be able to catch a lich out on violations using current definitions.

>>22501731
>the Dragon Zombie entry even says their breath creates undead
That's because everyone dies from it

>>22501745
>wouldn't the cum be fucking hard to get out?
I'm sure they know how to take care of that.

>>22501314
It's not genocide if you cum.
>>22501717
>human rights are a sham concept
I wonder who could be behind this post

Keep your plant girls safe

>>22501767
I like fire. So the best way to keep them safe is for me to never approach them.

TIGER STYLE

>>22501755
but in the case of women, their resistance to monsterization will be corroded along with their rational faculties, and they'll change into undead such as "Zombies", "Wights", etc. It can easily result in a horde of undead.
Go girmderp in /tg/

>>22501780
>Go girmderp in /tg/
He can't, that would be unrealistic and impractical

>>22501766
I mean you're free to believe in them if you want. That's kinda how all social contracts work.

>>22501649
Same people who would at one point support this cause of mamonos being integrated in society would immediately turn on the notion when the meal ticket of "Good" men are in the arms of the new "invaders". They who at one point would support it would immediately go against it when they see what that entails. They wind up becoming what they hated at one point because they see their own interests at risk.

Shut the fuck up /tg/ and post cute monster butts.

>>22501750
>I don't like KC's fucking dumb bio zombie logic where the undead are just bio things inhabiting corpses
It's just mamono mana rapidly restoring them until they're fully functional living beings. The only difference by the very end of that process is that they have pale skin and don't die of natural causes.

>>22501827
I could have sworn that the translation's wording implied a completely separate entity with the identical identity of the previous body's owner.

>>22501637
With water, soap and a lot of shampoo

>>22501831
That's only if the soul has moved on, become a ghost, or the bones have become a skeleton which is a new golem like creation. Otherwise it's the person being brought back to life.

>>22501861
Necromancy is weird man, Like imagine being in heaven and getting your own body cucked from you.

I like the idea of only jamming souls back into bodies where the soul had lingered for some reason or it wasn't so far gone into its afterlife that it took an inordinate amount of skill and energy to pull it back to its body, but that would mean that you can't just resurrect long ancient evil waifus.

I mean, you could but it wouldn't be 'her' 'her', if you're the kinda dude to get hung up on the moral quandaries of things like matter disassembly and reassembly teleportation.

>>22501844
It's always nice to cuddle with a Bunyip. Even better if gentle cuddle sex is involved.

>>22501314
>literally a /tg/ post
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/69590294/#69663487
Everyone who replied to this seriously is a retard. It's obvious as fuck.

>>22501922
I take a deep emotional and personal joy in pointing out the different ways I think some one else is wrong. So fuck you.

>>22501951
It's likely not even their post and they just copy and pasted it to bait (you)s

>>22501958
It's the first time I saw it though and that's what matters. I'll even respond to it a second time if I think of more ways I can point out how some one is wrong.

Does any kind Anon know if a highres picture of the profile echidna exists? I may try recoloring in the future,would tanned or redhead echidnas exist or are they all green blue sneks?

>>22501831
That's if you wait too long.
Even then, you occasionally get that odd case where you call the soul back as a Ghost or Wisp while the body uses the soul's presence as the foundation needed to develop into its own undead. That leads to two undead monster girls who are functionally the same person, down to synchronized memories, emotions and pleasure.

What monster girls would you pump and dump?

>>22502083
a fairy

>>22502083
None, I'm not a nig

>>22502083
None. Pumping and dumping is horrible. Monsters are for marrying and monogamy.

>>22501922
/tg/ really has become a parody of itself
People there have lost their last shreds of self-awareness

>>22502083
Honestly probably none, I'd be fine marring something like 90-95% of the girls in the encyclopedia. I've got my own preferences and rankings but there's so many that are good.

>>22502083
Holstaur, Fairy, Gremlin, Hellhound, Black Harpy, Genie, and Gnome.

>>22501922
What if we were just having fun and enjoying having a conversation with someone anyway instead of taking the hugbox approach to things and screeching autistically at every little thing that displeases us

>>22502083
Mosquito vamps,except they will keep following

>>22501085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOQjrtZy0a8

Only the most HOTBLOOD Lilim

>>22502140
>not taking the hugbox approach to things and screeching autistically at every little thing that displeases us
what's the point of browsing 4chins then?

>>22502083
Kikimora, inari, minotaur, unicorn, black harpy, lilim, and make an attempt at a lamia
Especially unicorns though. Gonna do my best to wipe out unicorns by turning them all into unmarried bicorns

>>22502171
Black Harpy just has a face that screams "pump and dump me, human."

>>22502171
>Kikimora
>pump and dump
FUCKING DELETE THIS NOW

>>22502180
She looks like a back alley whore. But she's gonna show up on your doorstep like this 9 months later. Just gotta pray it's your egg and not someone else's.

Would holstaur cheese be a thing?

>>22502192
I don't know if they've specified whether or not a holstaur's milk is consumable, at least by humans, or if it even has similar properties as regular dairy.

>>22502205
>There is only a minor amount of demonic energy mixed in with it, which is unusual for a monster-related product, so humans can also drink it with peace of mind. Even among humans, there's no end to the number of people who have been charmed by this milk. Trade is bustling, and sometimes it even circulates in anti-monster states.

>>22502192
Of course, anything that can involve milk is gonna have a Holstaur version, I bet they've even got new foods that specifically involve it.
>>22502205
It says it right in their profile though, it's one of the few monster products that everybody except the most hardcore order people enjoy.

>>22502183
>Hire kikimora from Monster Meido Inc.
>Immediately get lewd with her
>Fuck her on her third night working for you
>Call up the company
>Say you're extremely dissatisfied with her services
>Ask for a shoggoth instead
>Kiki overhears and goes full rage mode
>Shoggoth shows up
>Kiki attacks her and you
>Kiki is restrained and fired
>Shoggoth becomes your waifu
>Her meido license is permanently revoked
>Is now homeless

Good Alternative End:
>Something, something, shoggoth shows up
>Kiki is fired
>Kiki stalks and rapes you
>Shoggoth just goes along with it
>End up with two monster meidos (wives)

>>22502192
Yes

>>22502185
God I want to see a monster smile like that.

>>22502234
Tough shit. They're not real and never will be

>>22502221
>implying shoggoth wouldn’t immediately know you’re scum for betraying your meido
>implying Kiki and shog won’t team up and make you their butler instead
>implying they would let you become their master again if you got them pregnant and married them
>implying you wouldn’t call up meido agency and tell them how happy you are with your meidos

>>22502140
Sup /tg/

Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving. I've been getting up at 5 AM most mornings (I don't sleep much anyway) and working like crazy on Monster Farmer 2 + the monster VN.

All the ugly tiles in this are placeholders (except Titiania sprite) and will be replaced by nicely polished ones once all the code/boring shit is done with, don't worry.

Do your best, /jp/. Have a great day, and remember that Yeti is best girl.

>>22502274
>He gets up at 5 AM to work on games that only a handful of people will truly appreciate and does it for free
Based. I have trouble getting out of bed at 11 and no responsibilities.

Papa it's Black Friday, whacha get for me?

>Bullying salamanders and lizard men by stat draining them till they’re too weak to even lift their sword
>Then just walking away from the fight while they insult you and tell you to come back and finish them off
Name a better way to bully strong monsters

>>22502300
Dungeon diving for loot!

>>22502301
Max illusion to evade them for days until they finally catch you all frustrated at your cowardly tactics

>>22502309
This gave me an erection and I'm ashamed of it.


>>22502274
Looks good, Anon!


>>22502300
A nice giant throbbing cock.

>>22502320
>and I'm ashamed of it.
But why?

>>22501314
>>22501373
>some of the replies got copy and pasted back
>>>/tg/69664885
Diplomacyanon needs to fuck off.

>>22502423
But he's right. Screw the UN.

>>22502431
Not debating who's right or wrong, just that a lot of the discussion on both boards is artificial. More conversations than people realize aren't actually real but instead a series of paste jobs intended to bait off topic discussion or talking about the order more.

>>22502441
That's better than nothing and a chance to laugh at /tg/'s complete and utter retardation is always nice.

>>22502301
I imagine bullying strong physical types as I'm a mage, equipped with a robe and cap which both have stars and space stuff on it and a wand which ends in a shining yellow star too. Then I would yell "NICE BROADSWORD MUSCLEBRAIN!" while waving around my wand which always sparkles in the most obnoxious way possible.

let's talk about EROS

>>22502494
>my wand which always sparkles in the most obnoxious way possible
No offense, but is looking like a pansy intended to make them angry more?

>>22502482
Retardedly orchestrated fake conversations designed to rile people up and perpetuate thread-dominating shitpost arguments about not-monstergirls is decidedly not "better than nothing",

>>22502494
You're so fucking cool Anonminster

insecure monsters that don't think their tail or wings are big enough to attract a mate

>>22502274
>Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving. I've been getting up at 5 AM most mornings (I don't sleep much anyway) and working like crazy on Monster Farmer 2 + the monster VN.
This man is insane.

Good to see both are coming along pretty well.

>>22502518
Not him, but I'd like to disagree. The conversation here is utter inane trash. At least bait has something to reee at. Take this fellow >>22502514. What exactly is it about Eros that he would like to discuss? What does he find interesting? I doubt we'll ever know.

Or the infinite "wut do" variations.

>>22502535
>fabricated conversations that are not about monstergirls belong in this thread where we talk exclusively about monstergirls
Who gives a flying fuck, just fucking go somewhere else dude.

>>22502548
>Not about monstergirls
It doesn't really matter how hard you try to move goalposts, all the little innocuous bits of KC's worldbuilding will be about monstergirls.

But you're right, lets go back to talking about monstergirls, hey here's something, you walk in on [species you like] doing [something interesting and sexually suggestive] what do you intend to do about it?

>>22502516
Yes, imagine a salt shaker filled with multiple colored dust what remains for some time and you can write in the air with it. Now add to this that you talk in rhymes too.
>>22502526
I gotcha sempai.

>>22502560
you put in less effort than actual posts like that

>>22502560
>all the retarded inflammatory posts and political shitflinging literally copypasted from /tg/
>innocuous bits of KC's worldbuilding
Okay for real go somewhere else now you disingenuous rube

>>22502529
I desire a proto echidna,the original one!

Dere dere Anubis is a good girl who deserves love and headpats.

Make sure to cherish her and give her lots of affection, or she'll cry and think you abandoned her.

>>22502573
You know, that's fair now that I think about it. He was just talking about factions within the world and the supposed mechanics of certain processes but rather than trying to interpret it though our lens it would have been better to talk about what if any conventions they'd violate for the actual in-setting humans.

I mean It's kind of interesting, if you've got monsters going around committing their equivalent of warcrimes, what impact does that have on supposed neutral cities? Embargos?

>>22502548
I agree, let's go back to mamonos
shog wat do

grape snake

Would you or not?

>>22502626
Nah. If I got my hands on an Elder Scroll, fighting dragons would be pretty low on my list of priorities.

>>22502626
I would.

Do you wanna build a snowman, /jp/?

consider kiki
pls discuss

>>22502699
I feel like Yetis would be immune to Ice Queen's cold effects, so they would strut into her palace when they feel like it and bully her

>>22502626
I'd join the Blades and name my dick Dragon's Bane.

>>22502626
I'd prefer a female version of Deathwing.

that's low quality discussion, are you reposting posts from /tg/ again

>>22502732
The question is if her daughters will glow too or not

>>22502791
>glow
are they feds?

>>22502724
Pump and dump the kiki

>>22502791
I would hope so. Same with if you managed to have children with Diablo.

>>22502305
Is that an euphemism for dicking your dragon daughter?

>>22502811
How does one recreate that glowing transparency around her eyes?

>>22502850
Oh, unbelievably.

>>22502802
The inbetween scale glow


>>22502840
It’s the best light

>>22502727
Yetis don't bully other snow creatures.

>>22502727
>Yeti that cant take a hint pissing off cc ice queen

>>22502995
>Heeeey IQ! What's shakin'?
>"Get out"
>No husband, huh?
>"Now"
>There's a cute tourist in town, just pump the brakes on the whole cold and depression stuff and let him plow your snow mounds!

>>22502895
I am an extreme fan of bio-luminescence in monster girls. Though that is but one of many factors of my faggotry.

>>22503093
Likewise.

>>22503093
>>22503104
Fuck off faggots

>>22503182
I refuse.

it's almost 2020 anons, why am I not pounding my hot monster daughteru's cunny already?

>>22503197
Because daughteru fuckers are fucking degenerates who touch themselves at night

>>22503260
To be fair, that also describes the vast overwhelming majority of the human race.

>>22503197
Because if the portals were supposed to happen in 2017 you'd be fucking a 2 year old and that is not allowed.

>>22503299
>that is not allowed.
Says you.

>>22501200
If I surrender to a centaur, she'll put me in the brig! which is her private quarters

>>22501342
Kek

>>22501559
I would live in the snowy region and give a yeti neighbor a hug at her doorstep before leaving for work because we're good neighbor friends

cute eye girl but this time in color and with a cute bug
https://twitter.com/Proxicute/status/1200360317349314560

>>22503299
Toddlercon is A-OK #1.

>>22503442
Very cute indeed

>>22503040
A jaded human and and ice queen would make a nice pair.

>>22503379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVQ0niE_dSo

>>22503475
Imagine how corny it must be for a Pharaoh to introduce herself with this music. Striking a pose alongside her minions.

Harpy eggs...
Holstaur cheese...

>>22503542
double gay, ew

>>22503542
P'Orc bacon.

That's bacon from the pigs they farm of course, P'Orcs know their Pork well.

>>22503194
Glowing body shit is a bollocks fetish and needs to fuck off

>>22503521
Huh. I was expecting the pillar men theme.

>>22503542
>>22503550
Also honey

>>22503608
Are you mentally unwell

>>22502171
Lilims are for marriage only!

>>22503613
JoJocucks not welcome
even here

>>22503182
>>22503608
>one faggot likes something so no one else is allowed to
Bollocks breaths oxygen yet you're still doing that.

>>22503182
>>22503608
Are you well, fuck off-kun?

>>22501070
There was not as much porn of this as I hope there would be when it aired.

>>22503550
Bacon wrapped shrimp

>>22503689
>implying bollocks isn’t an unfathomably sophisticated artificial intelligence powered by a self-sustaining feedback loop of hatred and bad decisions

>>22503750
I wouldn't even know about or remember bollocks if the same angsty little kids kept bringing him up.

>>22503761
This, unlike KDF I don't even thing bollocks posts here anymore.

that's some high quality discussion you're having right here, gentlemen

>>22503781
How about sweaters then

It's so flipping cold in my house. I wish I had a cute yeti who could stuff my head in her shirt and keep me warm with her soft brown titties.

>>22503781
This is the second time you've made this kind of post today. Rather than sit on your high horse maybe try actually talking about something if you really care about quality.

>>22503816
>high horse

>>22503804
I want a loli rata to try to warm me up by trying to do this >>22503789 but then I just end up at eye level with her nips

>>22503821
Low horse!

>>22503821
Her munchies must be enormous

>>22503816
>try actually talking about something if you really care about quality
Why? You seem quite content talking about literal nothing, although for some reason it really triggers you when someone else points it out.

Quickly, you must marry and impregnate this ultra rare and endangered Kitsune.

>>22503771
>>22479385

>>22503846
Worgn.

What is the absolute hottest, sexiest, most lewd scenario you can come up with with monstergirls? Lets hear your absolute best/worst

>>22503852
>le ebin off-topic reaction image
No.

>>22503857
Marrying a massively thick and long Ancient Apophis Lustqueen, invading the Pharaoh's kingdom with her after my spirit energy has powered her up, corrupting the whole land to turn it into a Vegas-like pleasure town, and taking the Pharaoh and her servants as our willing, girl-juice leaking submissive sex slaves.
That'll always be my number 1

>>22503857

has your waifu proposed to you yet?

>>22503857
Fucking a bicorn in her horsepussy while a mucus toad SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOPs her frontpussy.

>>22503857
Something with my waifu, daughteru and plenty of latex.

>>22503857
A hellhound fucking my ass with her big black cock while I suck her sister's big black cock.

>>22503848
Fuck off

>>22503857
I dont want to get yelled at for my worst. Here is another one: My Slime carrier wife jerking me off with some of her slime as i address my congregation. Also her putting a bunch of it into the holy cup and her drinking it in front of the whole congregation.

>>22503903
Fuck off Faggocks

>>22503843
Dumb bird.

>>22503857
This is kinda basic, but I've always liked the idea of a threesome with a succubus/demon and an angel. The angel has taken it upon herself to steer me clear of the lewdness of my succ wife, then I come home one day to find the succ having tied up and teased the angel for hours and now she's begging for me to finish the job and corrupt her. For bonus powerslut points, it's a lilim and a valkyrie. I know it's pretty simple but I just find the fantasy of spreading corruption together with a succ wife really hot

>>22503919
But cute.

>>22503920
>>22503865
Corruption is good stuff

>>22503857
My worst is a shoggoth trapping me in the house, binding me in her tentacles just like >>22503874 and forcibly milking me several times a day. Also utilizing the sensation meld to cover me and create a full-body rape.

>>22503920
Hot and corruption is the best.

>>22503857
Getting milked by a Manticore while another long tongued monstergirl shoves her tongue into my throat to stop me from screaming

>>22503857
Hard to say. But two I absolutely love love is:
1. Defeating a salamander/lizard girl so their body goes into mere female mode but their mind is still sort of against it. So she's still insulting you/trying to get you not to fuck her but she still spreads her legs for you to fuck her. And slowly she starts to become more and more willing as you fuck her
2. A Echidna forcing me to impregnate her.

>>22503857
Lamia mind controlling you to stop struggling and have comfy lovey dovey sex with them

>Entire body is basically a big slippery boob
why do I want to fuck a slug

>>22503843
I wasn't even posting at the time you fagosaurus.

>>22503989
It's the power of the '!'

>>22503989
>>22503995
https://i.imgur.com/c5ffo64.jpg

>>22503989
Squish

Musclewans!

>>22503989
Cute monstergirls with big squishy boobs are the best!

>>22503916
Fuck off

>>22504024
Cuddlewans.

>>22504024
>>22504031
Those are the same thing

>>22504030
Fuck off Shoggocks

>>22504024
vs musclemancer

>>22504031
smallwans!

>>22504040
Fuck off faggot

School snakes make the best study partners

238 days have passed since KC last posted a profile. Have some artwork from an ancient mobage game from KC.

>>22504046
Fuck off back to /trash/

>>22504048
>tfw no cute snek kohai to slither alongside you on the way to school.

>Fucking a Bunyip in her tight snake pussy and hearing her moan in Australian

>>22504051
>>22504046
>>22504040
>>22504030
>>22503916
Literally stop you fucking 5 year olds.

>>22504066
Kill yourself, Bollocks

>>22503857
Monstergirl nun and a confessional. I don't need to say anything else.

>>22504070
I bet the Hathor confessional has a spot for the priestess's breasts to hang out.

>>22504081
Hathor is the god of fertility. Her confessionals would probably include sex rooms and marriage.

>>22503976
>their body goes into mere female mode but their mind is still sort of against it
Shit, I imagined approaching body/mind dissonance from an opposite angle and it's fucking hot.
>gentle monstergirl wants to ask a guy out
>gets horny
>before she knows it, she's already pinning him down on the ground
>tries to stop herself, but her hands take his pants off anyway
>attempts at least being gentle, but her hips move like they want to obliterate his pelvis
>she regains control only after the guy is already passed out after cumming buckets

I confess to feeding a hellhound aphrodisiac. I thought it would cancel out her natural horniness. I was wrong.

>>22503857
being a breeding stock/stress reliever at a farm full of centaurs, weresheep, orcs, holstaurs, cockatrice, a large kobold, a werecat, and the succubus farmer who owns the place.

>>22504102
Sounds like you'd have already been punished for it.

>>22503989
i wish she had legs to make sex less awkward

>>22504095
They probably have very good marriage counselors.

>>22504132
>have you tried fucking?
I dunno about that one

>>22504127
It's always nice to wrap your legs around her like a body pillow. No extra limbs to get in the way.

>>22504137
Based.

>>22504132
>Oh, you poor things! I know just what will help!
>the counselor says a prayer and holds her hands out
>Your wife's breasts grow two whole cup sizes larger
Honestly it would solve most problems in my eyes.

>>22504049
So, uh, where do I stick it in?

>>22504137
>>22504171
Ou lala!

>>22504122
That sounds hot as fuck. Got a lot of fertile fields to plow and seed.

>>22504049
I love KC's art style.

>>22504172
Now i am imagining the Belted Succunun and Blacksmiths apprentice visiting her for help on their situation.

>>22503848
>Trimmau as Metal Slime
Gross beyond all compare.

>>22504179
Gonna seed, feed, fuck, and suck those farm girls.

>>22504172
The power of prayer.

>>22503857
Having a sexy loli monster as a lover, and seeing her slowly grow and mature over time while fucking her every day.

>>22504190
>Sister Edelweiss and Anon the Blacksmith have been going strong for several months now
>So far through sitcom-tier convenience they've managed to keep their trysts a secret from the rest of the Succunun's convent
>Only thing is, Sister Edelweiss is a hopeless traditionalist and wants them to be officially married in a church, yet also is too afraid of retribution to just reveal whats going on and quit her convent
>So they decide to get married in a different church of a different following, choosing Hathor since the Succunun's goddess of choice has no beef with her
>They arrive at the church of Hathor and the Sister explains their plight, only to be happily accepted and informed that they just need to do some pre-marriage counseling for a few weeks to make sure they're compatible with each other
>A few weeks pass and all seems to be going well until one day Sister Edelweiss wakes up and tries to put her purity belts on...
>...Only to find that the ones for her bosom in particular have been completely outgrown
>In a panic she excuses herself and covers up so the other sisters won't notice, scampering off to the Blacksmith's hut, not unaware of how much her very full chest jiggles and jostles and bounces around underneath her robes
>The Blacksmith apprentice stares at her chest as she describes her discovery and holds up the belts as an example
>he simply looks up and takes the belt in hand while pulling her closer
>"I'm pretty sure I can still make these fit"
>Cut to a blushing red Sister Edelweiss walking back into the convent, all eyes staring agasp at her huge breasts being squeeeeeezed like a vice by her belts around them, a brand new set of demon realm silver buckles holding firm as she stifles constant moans and gasps of pleasurable pain while suffering the intense glares of judgement from her sisters, which only turns her on more
Be careful crossing religions. You could arrive at some interesting combinations, such as the hidden goddess of BDSM + Hathor.

>>22504245
I bet the Hidden Goddess of Belts is rooting for them to break up the prudeness, surely somewhere along the way there was a mistranslation of her teachings that accidentally promoted Purity (actual) from "Purity" (fake for the sake of sexiness)

>>22504245
Bless you anon for this! The adventures of Sister Edelweiss and Anon the Blacksmith are great.

>>22504256
Nerd harpy is for _____.

>>22504175
She has a normal vagina that's being obscured by the fur around the dog heads. Unless you want a bone job from a dog head in that case god speed.

>>22504272
Hugs

>>22504272
being taught how to divide zero against her will

>>22503976
The first scenario sounds perfect for lizard girls of all kinds.
Dragon and Wyvern as well.

>>22504274
>bone job from a dog head
>>>/trash/

>>22504049
Oh, actual Scylla

http://imgbox.com/g/nmz7v6xz9h
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 128. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru, dA and VK.
This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/W3mbpvKY
The galleries will go down on Saturday, since I'm quite tired.

>>22503857
Dairy harem with only one holst.
Gonna get a huge titty salamander and sell her milk along with a kiki.
Maybe an ogre too.

what happens when you protect your succubus daughteru from anything referencing sex until she's an adult?

>>22504336
That's impossible. Succs are born with a supernatural knowledge of sex

>>22504336
She becomes a pure succ. The epitome of lewd and pure.

>>22504336
She fucks you.

>>22504309
It's logistically no different than getting a blowjob from a Jabberwocky's tentacle. Grow up. Point is she has a vagina on her human torso, but it's conveniently censored.

>>22503857
fucking a jub-jub by thrusting through a humpty that's laying on the jub's stomach

>>22504543
Lolibot please, just because you lack impressive cannons doesn't mean you have to go flat.

>>22504549
Wouldn't a loli Automaton cosplaying a Gundam be called a Cundam?

>>22504552
Delete this.

dragons want _______

Is there a backed up file of anonymoose's monster girl saga anywhere? The links on the page itself is dead. Really not sure where the best place to ask is, but the original website hurts my eyes.

>>22504638
wyrmlings.

It's getting colder

>>22504641
I'd brave a tentacle forest in order to get a lot of that sap that guarantees pregnancy if it meant getting to see my dragon wife become a broodmother to a bunch of wyrmlings.

>>22504649
Let it snow

>>22504294
A defeated monstergirl whose mind and pride haven't come to terms with what her body wants is very appealing.

>>22504315
What a silly Raiju.

>>22504704
Sally-chan is for impregnating while on an adventure!

>>22504703
Big titty Yuki GF!
Huge titty Yuki wife!

>>22504709
The cosplay makes it better though.

>>22504703
>MGI

Massive tits Mothra wife!

>>22504315
Oh, I missed something of that vada stuff. Thanks.

>>22504786
>tfw I I'm so out of the loop of mgi that I don't even know the characters
Is she new or something? All I remember was the fag adding a trap then I just stopped caring about it

>>22504543
As a gundamfag, this pleases me greaty.

>>22503857
monster girls, but all with the lust and sexual aggression of a hellhound.

>>22504704
I'd like to force her legs apart semiconsensually

>>22504638
gold doubloons

nothing like your daughteru's nice warm cunny to hide your dick inside of to get her to match your medusa wife within a couple months prior

>>22504856
Daughteru cunny is the ultimate in sexual indulgence.

>>22504856
Daughterus are for love not for dicking

>>22504641
Do dragons lay clutches of eggs?

>>22505010
No

>>22504799
>adding a trap
really now?

bullying harpies by wearing armor they can't remove!

>>22505029
That's wind magics specialty, though.

>>22505052
this calls for aerodynamic armor!

>>22505029
>Implying harpies wouldn't just pin you down while they work on opening your armor like a tin can with their talons

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5de17e2e3efbb

>>22505090
>the harpies pry open the armor
>turns out the "knight" is actually a suit of armor being piloted by a gremlin

Goose harpy.
Honk for trouble.

>>22505090
The Crows of the Undead Kingdom are terrifying indeed!

>>22505130
>A gang of delinquent Canadian Geese Harpies settle in your town after migrating.

>>22505016
Why is she upset?

>>22505126
I love the idea of small girls piloting massive suits of armor like mecha. Imagine being captured by some 9ft, armor-plated monstrosity and taken back to its lair, fearing for your life before its chest opens up and a short monster girl pops out.

>>22505224
Dragons can be needy creatures. Tail rub will solve most issues.

>>22505256
>Tail rub

Wocky butts.

>>22505267
BIG. MEATY. TAILS.

>>22505304
put my cocky wocky in a tighty wighty

>>22505304

>>22504245
These two are gonna have a lot of kids I can tell.

>>22505360
They make the world go round.

>>22505419
Whoops, meant to reply to >>22505334

>>22505344
>[disapproving loli wight noises]

Be sure to visit Auntie Vixen's store often. You're her favorite customer, after all.

>>22505267
>WHOMP

You caught her ______

>>22505495
fucking you in your sleep like a real succubus

>>22505267
why does this FUCKING TURN ME ON SO MCUH WHAT THE FUCK

google, how do i make my dragon gf's tail fatter

>>22505495
Sniffing my sweaty t-shirt and masturbating.

>>22505360
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

>>22505454
Gonna give auntie a gift I got from the hathorite church!
They say its a talisman of good luck!

>>22505520
She'll be sure to love it! It makes a fashionable necklace that sits right atop the chest!

>>22505126
Gremlins are dumb, what kinda guy is interested in big bulky suits of heavy armor? without a ghost girl in them

>>22505543
Anything for auntie!
I'm sure she's going to look great with it!

>>22505558
Cool Grem

>>22504832
>semiconsensually
After beating a lolimander, you could probably cop a feel of almost anywhere to make her tail flare in reaction.

>>22505576
She's worn it more than a week in a row, she clearly must love it!
Say, did her bosom always cover that much of the counter...? and her pants seem tighter too... maybe she's been doing a bit too much snacking on extra stock!

>>22505628
Your imagination surely.
Auntie watches her snacking!
I mean, next you'll tell me that the amulet is responsible!

>>22505543
>visit her the next day
>her face is flushed as her breasts have gone up at least three cup sizes
>her nipples poke through her apron because her bras don'' fit anymore
>she tries to make it seem like everything is normal
>ask her if that thing you ordered came in and watch as she bends down to get it
>her hips have noticably widened and her already round ass has gotten bigger
>you hear the sound of tearing fabric coming from under her clothes and she immediately stands up
>her face is completely red

>>22505657
You're probably right. After all she seems so happy with it, she's got such a bounce to her step!
...It's really quite a lot of bounce! A lot!

>>22505558
i want to have sex with gremlins! in fact, i want a WHOLE harem of them. they have the perfect amount of ugly and cute combined. i know that's weird to say but something ugly about them makes their imperfection so perfect

>"Late for class again, Mr. Anon? Oh, and before I sign your detention slip would you like to tell me why you're late, maybe if it's a good enough excuse I'll let you go this time"

>>22505682
ah, Hathorite religion, you just hit every one of my fetishes.
>Ask her if everything is alright
>She stammers out that everything is fine, she just has a bad back is all so for that reason she is going to bend down from a different direction to pick up your package
>Ok.jpg
>She turns so her rear is facing away from you and gingerly kneels down to pick the package up
>In doing so you get a full view down her apron at her massive stuffed sweaterpuppies, full to bursting and lined with sweat
>You get so caught up in staring that you don't realize she's been bent down for a solid minute rather than picking the package up
>When you do finally realize, you see that she's been doing some staring of her own at a different package in front of her

>>22505699
I feel like life is pointless and there's nothing to captivate me and to be honest I really dont care about your class so I took a nap instead.

>>22505682
Auntie is cute!
CUTE!

>>22505684
Yeah, lots of bounce.

>>22505712
Lewd fox aunties.

>>22505712
>>22505731
>>22505682
Hnnng
I need older MGs like this in these kinds of scenarios
foxes, dragons, succs, cows

>>22505756
I find it best with some of the not so obvious species.
Like, imagine doing this with an Ochi bodyguard and her breasts start poking out from gabs in her breastplate or an oni that has huge, heavy chest sacks.

>>22505774
>Soothe your distraught Valkyrie because her chest has grown too large for her to pray with proper holy posture
>She can't figure out if she should rest her arms ontop of her bust, squished up against her bust in her best attempt to keep to tradition or if she should have her arms under her bust with her praying hands trapped between her tits

>>22505774
>Dullahan Sergeant Major loudly proclaims her frustration with the accursed amulet that still effects her physique even after she took it off
>Subconsciously starts using her new massive cleavage rack as a handy shelf to place her head on
>Doesn't realize that her armored battle-fauld is too small to hide the bottom curve of her phat booty anymore

>>22505729
>how to make a wan blow a gasket
Enjoy your trip to the school’s mindflayer counselor

>>22505811
Whichever she chooses, I win.

>>22505817
Its perfect for distracting opponents in combat....or taunting those flat of chest.

>>22505774
>Ice Queen coldly stares at herself in the mirror
>Her once elegant dress now looks like a porn outfit as her risque yet classy top now has straps that just look like a sling bikini over her frosty nips
>She checks her side profile and how prodigiously her royal backside sticks out
>you watch in fearful anticipation as she wordlessly holds the amulet up, easily making the connection and tightening her gaze at it
>She pulls it on a bit tighter around her neck and clacks her staff twice on the ground before leaving the room, wordlessly beckoning you to follow

Friendly reminder that Sabbath loli cunny juice is 10 times more hydrating than regular water.