/jp/ - Otaku Culture

(Focus, Phoenix! If I let the judge declare a verdict now, Maya's life is over!)

What's that smell, your honor?

>>22497121
what crimes am I accused of?

>>22497121

You better hope Eiki's court is less rigged than Japan's justice system

>>22497906
Mockery of the Yama during changing time.

>>22497922
I plead not guilty, as that is the only time I have not mocked the Yama

Are Komachi's milkers meant to be for intimidation or for feeding the Yama during recess?

>>22497920
You dare suggest the Yama's court may be corrupt!? Sunch insolence is not taken lightly.

Would you feel better about being sent to hell if it was by a cute Touhou?

>>22497121
Yeah I fapped with the Yama's panties

>>22498387
That would mean being recognised by a Touhou, so yes.

eiki you are accused of filling your diaper fully and not changing it

>>22498390
>panties

>>22498439
This anon is correct. Touhous are for bloomers only.

>>22498459
Exactly, but those bloomers are too long. Her skirt isn't even long enough to cover them. Did she accidentally put on a pair of Komachi's bloomers in the morning?

>>22498530
That could be a possibility, there's also a chance that she just has a wide range of different-sized skirts.

>>22497920
>less rigged than Japan's justice system
Information is needed
How is it rigged

>>22497121
No and that shading is terrible

>>22499487
>and that shading is terrible
More like unfinished.

>>22498439
That's what she pretends her LilyPoko are, though she really doesn't fool anyone.

>>22499487
Please watch your language! This is a court!

>>22499509
DICKS!

I caught Eiki-sama trying on glasses the other day!

>>22499556
Keep it up and you will receive a gag order from the Yama! Have fun defending yourself then!

>>22499565
She looks absolutely wonderful, should wear them more often!

>>22499565
You knonw, there's something else that she ought to try on...

>>22497121
oh fug :DDD

>>22499585
dork but thats cute

>>22499616
Eiki is NOT a dork!

>>22499624
Eiki is a sexy dork working for a fashion-blind nerd.

>>22499585
>>22499837
How trendy! I knew it would suit her well!

>>22499873
....!D :

judgement paizuri

>>22499587
piss off, Junko.

>>22499582

I wish Eiki gagged and punished me

>>22499900
maybe she can?

cute yukkuri

>>22499988
Oh you'll be punished alright.

>>22501233
No samples in yama thread.

>>22501286
Oh shit,didn't realise it was saved as a sample, gomenasai and thank you!!

>>22499471
It's not fair when everyone gets to throw coffee or use whip or have their falcon attack me, ya know! And why is there a penalty ya damn judge!?

>>22498530
Komacchan is nopan

>>22501770
Genuine answers only newfag

>>22502100
Boo, you're no fun.

>>22497121
Mommy Eiki!

>>22503491
Eiki questioning you on law!
Eiki teaching you loopholes!
Eiki teaching you to be self-sufficient due to the overwhelming amount of work she has to do!

>>22502295
Silence

>>22503503
Eiki coming to home late and tired from work but still putting in the time and effort to tuck you into bed and read you a bedtime story!
Eiki giving you support when you say you want to try new things instead of just living life on a pre-determined easy path!
Eiki giving you forehead kisses and calling "The most handsome young man in the world" often, which, alongside her gesture of giving you Valentines' chocolate after hearing you got nothing from other girls, ends up leaaving you with weird feelings you try to shove in the furthest depths of your own mind causing you to grow up as an adult with weird emotional issues that stop him from being able to maintain relationships with women in your life!

>>22503595
Who needs other women when you have Eiki?

>>22499565
I posted this and forgot about it which is a shame because there were other pictures in the set (which I got off Twitter and now have no idea what account they're from)

>>22503747
MEECO35, fortunately it's not too old otherwise it would've been a pain in the ass to find.

>>22503825
Oh good, I though it would be lost forever

>>22503856
You fucking heard "us" Chrysalis

>>22503856
Doesn't seem like he's uploaded that many drawings, a shame cause I like his artstyle.

>>22503867
Hes on twitter mainly which is a shame given how shit they compress their images

I have like 250 eiki images saved

>>22497121

>>22499509
You are tiny and you shall be mocked for it, you tiny law.

>>22510468
You are at liberty to mock the Yama for her size, but do not expect the punishment to be light.

>>22497121
More weight

>>22497933
A mix of both

>>22497933

Both

>>22510925
The fact that the Yama does not go crazy from so much paperwork is rather impressive

>>22498439

>>22510960
I hate the futanari twist in this one

>>22497121
Guilty of touching myself with thinking of Eiki!

Uh oh, something smells a little off here.

>>22516655
Not nice Komachi!
Eiki maybe small, but you can't just humiliate her like that!

>>22498387
i would feel better about it if i was a cute touhou

Eiki is listing all your crimes before you, will you beg mercy from her?

>>22516655
fuck off

>>22497121
I'm going to need to know what crimes I'm accused of, because I will not plead guilty to something I didn't do like murder or theft, but if my crime is something like "stepped on an insect" then I'd at least like to argue about whether it's the same crime if I do it unknowingly.

>>22516655
Hurry up and change her, Komachi! If you don't, her rash will only get worse!

>>22516732
some nice thigh highs right there

>>22499471
They have like a 99.99% conviction rate. Even authoritarian shitholes like the US have like a 90% conviction rate. It’s so transparent it’s drawing criticism even in Japan. Persona 5 depicted it as a casino where the house always wins.

>>22519671
>>22499471

And police can hold you for 23 days to force a confession before applying charges. During these 23 days you are not allowed access to a lawyer. If they decide that there are multiple charges they can then arrest you again and start 23 day detention from start. If you want examples of this google Carlos Ghosn.

After detention two things can happen: first they simply let you go by not indicting without saying sorry for making you lose your job and reputation with this arrest.

Second is they file charges and they will find you guilty with 99,8% probability. Confession is the king of evidence in Japan and 23 days is plenty for professionals to gain one from an ordinary citizen who doesn't know law that well, regardless if did break a law or is innocent suspect.

Prosecutors basically never proceed unless they're 100% sure they win so that they uphold the ridiculously high 99,8% conviction rate. Confession accounts for vast majority of evidence used to find an individual guilty. You don't want to be that one prosecutor who failed to get a conviction since that's the end of your career. Judges who don't give a guilty judgement will also find their careers negatively affected by this even though they're supposed to be independent.

A good but unsettling movie about the subject is それでもボクはやってない (Sore demo boku ha yattenai). It's about a man wrongly accused of groping in train and finding himself in the meat grinder that is Japanese justice system.

>>22519843
gross, facesitting

>>22519843
>>22519671
I’m glad the police are incompetent.
Japan needs to loosen up. That’s embarrassingly bad.

>>22521270
That is not facesitting. If it were facesitting, she would plant her butt on his face.

>>22521270
Anon, just because you're a dickhead doesn't mean everyone else is

>>22521690
shit i saw it the wrong way

>>22497121
If Eiki is the enforcer of law, which Touhou is a sovcit?

>>22525528
hecc

>>22525528
God, imagine trying to argue with the Yama about the interpretation of laws and how you technically don't need to have a license or some shit. I doubt she'd even bother arguing in the first place and just wristlock you.

I didn't ask to be a lolicon. It's not my fault, I can't be judged for this.

>>22530129
Your punishment is to edge for eternity!

>>22521270
That's crearly some foot fetish, you should know your fetishes better

>>22497121

>>22538184
Maybe anon's just some very innocent guy that doesn't even know what fetishes are.

>>22548930
A 4channel-only anon that cannot even fathom the existence of /d/

CUTE

>>22550483
His punishment would no doubt involve 'familiarizing' him with these fetishes firsthand.
But it is doubtful that a man of such innocence would unleash Eiki's wrath and be sent anywhere other than heaven.

>>22497121
I am man and I fap to girls. Yes, I'm guilty

>>22557800
You're sentenced to paizuri to death

I'm looking for a picture of eiki making a scary face saying "ah, you're going to hell"
I apologize for interrupting the eiki thread to ask

>>22562709
sorry dont have it

>>22562709
Any bump is welcome, specially if it's paired with that cute tired Eiki.
If I find it on any of my danbooru raids I'll post it. Might it be one of those pics in which the girls look at you in disgust?

would she like someone like monokuma? That bear is black and white

eiki sama!

>>22564711
Deep inside, Eiki wants to be monokuma.

>>22564313
I think she's smiling in the picture, I can't quite remember

God I want to be crushed by the weight of my sins while Eiki sits on me.

Pajama Yama

>>22569480
so evil?

>>22562709
Eiki wouldn't smile about sending someone to hell.

What would happen if you caught miss yama in a compromising position?

>>22583766
I'd stay quiet in the hopes that she won't send me to hell when I will be judged.

>>22583766
Are you implying that the Yama does that kind of stuff?

>>22503503
Here's the "continuation"

>>22591569
lewd and nice