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Maids are olev

Lilims are SHIT!

Cats

I'm gonna make a Yeti into a little spoon and she'll have to take it!

>>22475648

>>22475648
Foxes are dogs though.

>>22475665
Nyan-pussy!

>>22475665
I want to rub her belly

I want a Hellwan puppy to playfight with a kitten!

>>22475675
What kind of kitten? A manticores are cats as well.

>>22475648
Nekomancy is forbidden!

>>22475684
That's why marshmallow cats practice it in secret.
>"Don't worry, Master. I'll help you get a mate."
>wake up next morning with a marshmallow werecat sleeping beside you

>>22475632
The words of truth.

>>22475632
>>22475830
The words of faggotry

it's always better down where it's wetter

>>22475843
Hi there fellow of Innsmouth

Ratas are fucking nuts!

>>22475855
What you think I'm ugly? I'll show you ugly

Introduce Salamander to the concept of "tongue wrestling" and you'll get more make out sessions than you thought you wanted.

>>22475963
One-two-three-four I declare a tongue war!

you ever conisder getting really drunk and getting involved in a lich experiment

>>22475963
>keeps losing to you, but her pride won't let her give up
>sinks deeper and deeper into kissusluttery

>>22475975
No but I like to imagine a Lich running an Aperture Science style facility and making deadpan prerecorded messages to astronauts, war heroes and/or Olympians.

>>22475963
Vulkan loves all!

>>22475963
Interesting concept, but I fear I'd only get one makeout session from her since I'd lose hard

>>22475997
Vulkan wishes to pet this creature.

>>22476001
Yes he can! VULKAN LIVES!
*STOMP STOMP*

>>22475997
>>22476001
>>22476008
i don't get it

Golem 16 seems to enjoy nature.

>>22475988
"Hello Human. Today we will be testing how a human male reacts to the stimulus of a lich's ass. Please do not look away during the duration of the experiment."

>>22476013
Ah, you wish to hear of Vulkan, Primarch of the Salmanders Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes!

>>22476020
Although world guide 3 confirmed MGE uses the Greek name Hephaestus.

>>22476013
Dont worry about it anon. Its okay not to understand every reference.

>>22476031
It also confirmed that poseidon is only the most powerful sea god and other ocean gods exist. In other words both vulkan and hephaestus can exist. Especially as at least Bacchus exists despite Aphrodite being the proper name if he was following greek pantheon names.

>>22476044
>Especially as at least Bacchus exists despite Aphrodite being the proper name if he was following greek pantheon names.
Venus is Aphrodite in roman mythology. Dionysus was the Greek name for Bacchus.

>>22476051
Yeah sorry. If its any consolation it felt wrong after i typed it.
On the topic of Aphrodite and Venus it is odd we haven't seen them. I also wonder if Eros is going to still be aphrodites daughter in KC canon.

Shirokuto is best for _______

im very drunk look at my lich wife

>>22476228
I looked, cute Lich wife.

>>22476239
Thank you my friend

>>22476209
Being ignored by because they only accept dedicated students of magic

>>22476209
Imagine Momonika's Sabbath showing up in their meetings

>>22476228
Is she a teacher part time or is this just cosplay?

>>22476353
Cosplay, my wife works at a pharmaceutical company.

>>22476388
Do you play the part of the failing holdback student needing help to pass, the lecherous principal using his positions to harass and sex a junior teacher, or both at different times?

Boxing Helllhound. It only ends one way. You get knocked out, THEN she pounces on you.

>>22476397
Falling holdback student because it's very close to how I did in school.

>>22476455
Understandable. Always neat to learn details on an anon and his waifu like this.

>>22476464
I did terrible at school so I had to do medical experiments to get money. Wife grabbed me as I was testing kissing drugs.

>>22476476
So are either of you a kissu slut or is that just a minor backstory thing?

what if wurms are only pretending to be dumb?

>>22476507
Oh no I fucking love kissing my wife. I really liked mysterious girlfriend x ever since I was kid so kissing became a mild fetish of mine.

Stupid sexy Bunyips and their sexy accents

>>22476536
>I have pretended to be retarded for 10 years

>>22476209
sitting on your face while they are studying magical tomes

>>22476540
Good to hear anon. Thank you for sharing so much!

>>22476576
No problem my dude. I don't get drunk often so thanks for accepting me talking about my amazing wife!

>>22476581
I love talking about waifus in general so it was great for me as well!

>>22476404
If you're lucky, she won't even have to knock you out.

I want a monster to do the same things pic related did. What species would she be?

>>22476723
What did she do?

>>22476730
Teased a class presidents orbiter into fucking her senseless and thus stealing him for herself. You could read the doujin for more context.

>>22476745
Sounds like a Cheshire to me.

>>22475612
How overprotective would Mamono be to men who work dangerous jobs?

>Mamono protesting men getting jobs involving fighting, like soldiers and police
>Trying to make none Demon Silver guns illegal
>Danuki run channels with Ratatoskr news anchors start running news stories about mamono who've husbands were (allegedly) harmed on duty
>Sabbath plead for people to "think of the men"
>Then they protest men running into fires to save people when Salamanders and Dragons are durable enough to handle it with little chance of dying
>The same argument starts with Thunderbirds and lineworkers
>mamono keep pushing for tighter restrictions while being ignorant of the modern man's penchant for stubbornness, self destruction, and spite
>eventually they take it too far and guys just snap
>since they'd lose in most straight up altercations men instead get creative
>the world basically becomes prohibition era America but with dangerous activities instead of alcohol
>mamono are constantly pulling their hair out at the roots as reports about spikes in dangerous activities flood in
>illegal fight clubs and manhunts of the unrapey variety
>retards fighting wildlife with sticks and rocks keep evading capture and picking fights with more dangerous animals
>fire fighters and police wearing plain clothes rush to perform their duties while they remain incognito
>some crazy fucks have built underground labyrinths that would confound a dwarf just so they can act like primitives to deal with their violent urges
I'd imagine it'd be like a never ending episode of jackass with a bit of cops thrown in. The harder monsters fight to make us stop hurting ourselves, the harder we double down on being self destructive retards. I'd kill to see some poor exhausted mamono trying to process a dwarf and wurm trying to explain to her that the men have built a massive underground maze covering half the city where they go to blindly shoot and stab at each other in the dark and that they genuinely can't map it all because the tunnels get collapsed or expanded on at random.

>>22476745
I'm interested in this doujin.

>>22476846
[Jagayama Tarawo] Akuma ga Boku o (COMIC Koh 2018-08) [English] [snapte] [Digital]
Use what ever doujin site to find it.

>>22476859
Thanks kind stranger!!

Heavily impregnate the gacha womb!

>>22476889
>ywn see you waifu have the hardest orgasm ever the next day when her gacha womb rolls a SSS.

>>22476813
Serving two very horny vampire lolibabas is dangerous enough

>>22476872
No problem anon. I am more of a tit man, but that doujin was fucking gold. I love sharing it.

>>22476903
Why must you hurt me like this?

>>22476889
How come we don't or barely have any impregnation lewds of Echidna?
Then again, I should be the change I want.

Is there anything more wonderful to see than a haughty mighty dragon trying to fit in schoolgirl clothing?

>>22476931
I don't know what you're talking about Anon she's clearly still fitting into her old school uniform and certainly has not gotten bigger in certain places.

>>22476931
>Is there anything more wonderful to see
Sexy outfits on young monstergirls small bodies.

>>22476966
I dont think that anubutt has a small body.

>>22476924
I guess she just doesnt click with many people or doesnt have a bombshell body like grapesnek

>>22476924
I am sorry anon. It's just the truth that you will never see an echidna suffer delayed impregnation orgasms. At least unless you commission some yourself.

>>22476959
Bullying old hags! Making them self-conscious!

>>22476931
Little girls in latex.

>>22476813
Didnt the world setting have somethig along these lines? The mist continent is very patriarchal with the men expected to fight and shit and their monster wives casting protective spells and hexes on them. Incubi as a rule of thumb are also as strong as monsters, so I dont think this overprotectiveness would be warranted at any rate. After all, what do you think would endanger the life of a dead guy or a giant monster spider or fighter on fire?

>>22477090
>cattle tipping
>basically knocking down single cows, getting on top.......then running away
>lots of troublemakers do it and they get away with it because the old cow is still in shock that some guy would be so forward with them, then are too busy crying at being blue-ovaried
>sometimes though, they get into a rape frenzy and chase the boys down. This also happens if the boy wears something red
>See also: Jiangshi tipping, catcalling, wolf whistling, urban parkour

>>22476993
Big only in a couple of very important spots.

Wikifag here, I'm done cleaning the galleries, 268 images got removed.
Expect the galleries to go down today. They'll be reuploaded till next week's update, most likely.

>>22477134
It's some tard copying a /tg/ post.

>>22477183
A mount worthy of a truly stalwart paladin. Worthy indeed

>>22475837
i want a monster to fuck me even more straight than straight like those lesbian conversion doujins

>>22475843
but sahus want to enslave men and do horrible things to them like have their children by force

>>22476209
being ignored by because your pp too small and insignificant like the planet compared to the universe

>>22476889
i hope i get a baphomet lilem with hellhound syndrome

>>22477234
>>22477234
>>>/d/

>>22477183
>enemy has captured the flag
only way to stop them is with a Pegasus. oh, but wait, they don't exist yet. damnit

>>22477010
Well I would love to commission that, but I have no idea how to explain that to a artist that's not from here.
And there's not really any artist from here that does commissions. At least none I'm aware of.

>>22476016
Im a bit concerned with how much Golem 47 enjoys reading those kunoichi stories.

>>22477250
Well, you have gryphons, they're the next best thing and they prey on horses to boot

>>22477259
Well its a good thing you are talking to me because i happen to know an artist from here that does commissions. Name is JeffoDraws. Currently he is doing another commission for me and a second one for another guy.

>>22477266
>JeffoDraws
Huh, neat. And they're fairly cheep as well.
Now the better question is how the hell do you even draw a delayed-impregnation orgasm. Like, do you have like a 3-panel thing where you show her fucking her husband and then have a "several hours later" of her just walking and then showing her actually getting impregnated and having a massive orgasm? I guess that could work.
Honestly, due to the fact they're from here I'm having a "meet the spy" moment of "he could be anyone of us!"

>>22477338
Exactly and he is also pretty fast.
That is the hard part though. Probably a three parter would be for the best.

>>22477390
I dont care how backed up you are, the rape HAS to wait until I'm finished eating

>>22477390
This made me unbelievably hard.

>tfw you will never be forced to take "remedial night classes" with the history teacher, Dr. Acula

>>22477165
Might aswell do a statistic
Futa: 95
Monsterboy: 100
Vore: 27
NTR: 23
Diapers: 11
Beastiality: 11
Gore: 1

>>22477533
You're right, because I'm actually good at history and enjoy studying it.

>>22477533
>Dr, why is there a 300 year period called the Rule of the milky moon?

>>22477533
It's probably for the best as she might end up pregnant. Then she will have to take some time off.

>>22477535
Of note.
The beastiality, vore and ntr content mostly came from /trash/, /b/ and /d/.
The monsterboy content came from a variety of sources
And the futa content was mostly cheshire and hellhound stuff.
With the third most popular one being the manticore.
Gore content was one of .less's older stuff.
Diaper content was KDF.

>>22477614
You sure seem pretty focused on the weirdo gross shit anon. Really makes a fella wonder.

>>22477355
Well I've sent a request. Now we wait and see.

>>22477624
Yeah, because this was the last update that I'll ever make on the stuff, so might aswell be throughout.

>>22477660
Fascinating, Jim. It seems on this world they use a kind of organic weapon that bonds to its user in a facsimile of a romantic relationship!

>>22477535
>>22477614
Why collect images that go against the core themes of the MGE? You can argue in circles about whether futa and bestiality are canon in wonderland but I can't see how you're justifying the collection of NTR and gore.

>>22477677
>Arguing canonicity
Never did that for trash like this.
>Why collect them.
For archival purposes. Saving everything and whatnot.That's basically it.

>>22477677
Archival is supposed to be objective and unbiased

>>22477660
Would monsters sympathise with darth vader?

>>22477535
>removing based NeToRare
Why would u do this fag

It's over, Cursed Lightsaber. I have the high ground!

>>22477533
its hard to decide between demons and vampires.

>>22477709
You underestimate the power of mamonomana

>22477704

>>22477165
Fully purged, or are you sticking with the containment gallery?

>>22477717
Please try it.

>>22477720
I dont see the problem in a containment gallery for the garbage.

>>22477720
Containment gallery, still gotta save it. I'd rather just purge it, personally, but an archive is an archive.

>>22477717
From my point of view the mamano are evil.

>>22477716
I have to ask you to stop sir. Ms.Nemod and Dr.acula get very distressed upon hearing those words.

>>22477703
The radical ones probably would. Passion is part of the dark side.

>>22477535
>>22477165
NTR, gore, and general bad end stuff are the things that go against the canon. So I don't blame you for moving it into a containment gallery along with the other fetish stuff.
I'm a vore fan myself, and I even have a containment gallery for fetish art in my personal collection. Bless your work, anon.

>>22477729
>>22477737
>>22477763
There's actually a version where Vader successfully makes the jump and kills Obi Wan, then Palpatine and becomes the absolute ruler of the galaxy
>the radical ones probably would
remember the younglings?

>>22477763
I gotta wonder what radicals would think about heroes becoming villians, especially men like Anakin since they insert their lover in that role

>>22477795
>I gotta wonder what radicals would think about heroes becoming villians
It's easy to imagine Anakin's difficulties with the Jedi Order and their restrictions when it comes to his time with Padme as similar to Lescatie. What's "villain" to one is "hero" to another and vice versa to the unwashed masses of moral relativists

>>22477780
You mean the version from the video game?

>Dragon waifu teaching you to shout

What would happen if I told a monster girl I don't love her after she confesses to me?

>>22477830
Depends on the species. The more aggressive ones will just kidnap and rape you. The more docile ones will find a way to win your love with underhanded means such as magic, potions, and the like

>>22477744
Distressed as in disgusted?

>>22477815
I would gift her the '50 ways to eat cock' book.

>>22477780
>There's actually a version where Vader successfully makes the jump and kills Obi Wan, then Palpatine and becomes the absolute ruler of the galaxy
Episode III Video Game? I loved that shit.

>>22477827
>become Greybeard-tier
>every time you go to town you have to let your wife do the talking because your voice would wipe out the town
Fuck Paarthurnax

>>22477824
>>22477840
yep. Should've been the canon one imo

>>22477841
>Fuck Paarthurnax
I'd love to

>>22477849
She won't be the first to underestimate THE BLADES

>>22477704
It still exists. Check the mega very carefully.

>>22477853
Unfortunately, they underestimated me.

>>22477853
>Gets wiped out by some lowly elves in previous war
>All that's left are some sneaky, middle aged, breton innkeeper and some old guy whacked out of his mind
>Think they have the power to defeat the Greybeards, her dragonborn husbando, and reach the summit of the Monahven without knowing the proper shouts

>>22477865
Dunno why, but I get the urge to protect her.

>>22477865
They won't make it past the Yeti on the west slope!

>>22477865
>attacking paarthurnaax
Hell must exist to torment reprobates like this, not even kicking a puppy is that bad

>>22477888
>Yeti, trolls, grizzlies, arachnes, ice elementals, goat girls, wolf girls all guarding the path to the monastery
Yeah, they're gonna have a bad time

>>22477901
I wonder how that one guy makes the deliveries...

flower mantis!

>>22477907
Either he knew the path was just infested and was looking for some scary-looking guy to clear it, or he's got a deal with the girls to let him pass, perhaps he's already married

>>22477919
Or maybe he's the ancestor of Courier Six.

>>22477704
I'd think you would enjoy having something you enjoyed taken from you without your consent

SO how do gods in the MGE setting work? If they are shaped by how they are worshipped, wouldnt the easiest way to corrupt them all be to get a bunch of monsters worshipping them, as with Eros and Ares?

>>22477917
Bugs are gross, right?

>>22477971
>If they are shaped by how they are worshipped
I don’t think there’s any indication that that’s the case. Despite having loads of monster followers, Eros is not one.
They’re more or less immensely powerful beings with control over their chosen domain. Their powers do appear, however, to be more or less restricted to where their followers are; for example, Poseidon only has influence over the seas where people (and monsters) follow her.

I want to brutally use a cute fairy as a fleshlight.

>>22477865
I love how the hate for Delphine is nigh universal.

>>22476567
>”Mash me baby shitter!”
>Anons swoon at her romantic talk

>>22477701
Even the romans understood some things should be erased from history

>>22478162
And they were wrong in that

>>22478178
How? You don’t even know what they erased

>>22478178
anon, hoarding trash isn't healthy. Let go of the things that don't bring joy.

>>22477888
>>22477919
>Howdy, delivery boy!

>>22478194
We know what they kept. It certainly wasnt vanilla
But this is just off-topic nonsense. An archiver's job is to archive shit, nothing more, nothing less

>>22478202
>History is trash
Sir, what?
>Let go of the things that don't bring joy.
Unbelievably juvenile mindset

>>22478222
He's back to talking about archiving MGE stuff, m8.

How do you tell a elf that her ears are too big? or that her outfit wont work in winter?

>>22478241
Then he should not have replied to me.

>>22478254
Beep the sheep

>>22478250
>tell her that she's not dressed right for the winter and get screamed at by a snobby arrogant cunt
or
>keep quiet and let her shiver and suffer in the cold and lose her ears to frostbite
Easy choice, I hate dealing with a tsundere's unnecessary bullshit

>>22478264
Why?
>inb4 I'm not the guy archiving

>>22478290
Because I was replying to someone talking about history

>>22478274
Well seems like its the first choice,thanks wise anon

>>22477390
good thing i'm not a weak fool that would end up in that situation haha

>>22478042
>not using her as a flashlight when the firefly-light glows from her wings to see in the dark so you can grab a sandwich or a hotdog downstairs at midnight without waking up the pet hellhound from turning on the lights

>>22478352
can shog turn into any monster of my choosing?

>ywn cumflate a group of vamp mosquitoes pestering you

>>22476966
I want her to enslave my cock with her thighs!

if your waifu had the omnitrix, what 10 monsters would you want her to be able to turn into?

>>22478367
What would be her base form? a doppelganger?

>>22478372
a human or the most basic monster: a succubus

>>22478204
I want to absolutely destroy that yeti's brown pussy.

>>22478379
What a dork

>>22478379
Lalatina

>>22478222
>Unbelievably juvenile mindset
It's unironically right though (if you interpret "joy" as happiness).
Archiving isn't some act of higher meaning. Archives have worth because of the utility they provide, whether it's because people directly enjoy the content or indirectly by the knowledge they've gained. There is literally no point in saving information that is useless, besides potentially satisfying some sort of compulsion.

>>22478379
I want my masochist centaur flavored though.

>>22478367
sandworm
glacies
lava golem
fairy
mershark
kakuen
cheshire cat
raiju
lich
tentacle
picked these monsters because they provide useful abilities for all sorts of situations.

>>22477224
sounds great

>>22478446
Not gonna lie, i'd love to come home to this smoke hobo and her friends.

>>22478446
Get out of my way stumpy.

>>22478395
No because archives should also be a source for information on what doesn't work and what you shouldn't do

>>22478446
I feel like I just said hi to her and she's already planning out the harem.

>>22478452
All shortstacks?

>>22478472
If you have an innate distaste for harems but got a smoke hobo, what would she do?

>>22478492
>nofaps ended
>neet destroyer
>soldier of love
>git fucked
top lel

>>22478493
I don't think you'd get one. Or you'd get a weird one who gets off on monogamy.

>>22478491
Honestly?
Yes.
All as or more stacked as her.

>>22478367
I had a whole list typed up with reasoning behind each prepared but then my browser ate my post. Basically, just cover as much as possible like using a Genie instead of needing a different species for each elemental magic.

Where did all the game devs run off to, lately?

>>22478446
You just go inside someone else's house. At least vampires ask politely if they can enter.

>>22478042
Fairies make cute little cocksleeves.

>>22478505
That's a lot of varieties of tit-meat to choose from.

>>22478542
And it would be great.
I'm torn between having random species or just go Zipangu themed.

>>22478526
>all the game devs
2 or 3 at most

The answer is they're actually working on them instead of shitposting with the rest of us.

>>22478367
She can use her powers to make you think she's another species. Not a perfect replication, but enough for this one-woman parade to get you to know what fucking them would be like.

How do you get a white horn to rape you?

>>22478584
bond with her but passively decline all sexual offers, she's going to want it more and more as time goes by while being with you

>>22478584
lay on her back while she takes you through the snowed in roads and rub her sides

>>22478584
Get one to haul you indoors out of a blizzard.

>>22478584
Get her drunk, stand behind her and rub her haunches.

>>22478605
What a naughty fox

>>22478605
Is that the notkumiho OC?

>>22478584
how do taurs, in general, rape you?

>>22478654
backing you against a wall with their huge ass

Sharp bits near dicks!

>>22478661
what if your cock misses her pussy upon impact?

>>22478664
she can grind around

>>22478546
Having lots of variety is nice, but think of all the Zipangunese girls you could shortstack
>Ultra-Lewd Raiju that loves all the options being small and having big tits give her. Always wants to join in on sexual acts or get you to have it with her.
>Stoic Ochi that can somehoe swing a sword meant for regular sized swordsmen. usually wears wraps to keep her chest in chest while training, but would rip it off if you requested.
>Recently turned Kitsune-tsuki that was always short and flat chested as a human. She loves her new chest even if it meant loses some height. Joined the smoke hobo as they both think big breasts are a gift.
>Lady-like Yuki-Onna that encourages you to use her twin ice blocks to cool off when it's hot, and wants you to warm them up when its cold.
>Possessive Shirohebi that wants to be you to love her the most, so she secretly watches what you do with the others and tries to do it but better. Already decided on baby names.
>Haughty Tengu that loves her jubjub sized chest, and gloats when some technique she tries, many of them involving her chest, gets you off. But she's weak to having them teased.

>>22478670
what if your cock is facing downwards against her pussy and it won't slip into her?

>>22478731
she'll grind until you fix it

>>22478737
what if i don't want to because she is trying to rape me?

A mage appears before you. You can either go to the monster girl version of Silent Hill or Raccoon City. If you choose neither, you will stay here, forever trapped in this world without monsters.

>>22478742
she'll fix it for you or you're cumming on her

>>22478713
>Raiju that doesn't wear panties and has huge tits that look like they'll pop out from her kimono.
>Tsuki, that is positively eager to use her new chest.
>Yuki that acts like the worlds best wife and has a chest to match.
>Shirohebi that loves to whisper that she'll get even bigger if I impregnate her
>Nerd bird with such a big chest.

Only needs an Oni that is a tough tomboy with such an impressive chest and a Kej that has to uses her hair like a custom bra.

>>22478759
on a scale of 1 to 10, how likely would a centaur rape you if she found you as a vulnerable target out in the wild like all 216 other monster species?

>>22478753
>city full of dick craving zombies
sign me up

>>22478765
4 because you need a wall to your back to be pinned

>>22478768
got a spare ticket?

>>22478776
okay, so how likely would a centaur demand you face you back on the wall?

>>22478785
maybe a 30% chance

>>22478793
ok, so i shouldn't worry about being around big muscular active centaurs?

>>22478753
SH in a heartbeat, my nurse fetish started with them.

>>22478797
Oh if there's multiple that's a problem. They can hold you in position and take turns.

>>22478759
What if I want her to come on me?

>>22478819
then she grinds until squirting on your dick

>>22478764
>Oni enjoys drinking, wrestling and hunting and thinks having a chest like that is natural.
>Kej that uses her hair to make anything from normal bras, to wispy lingerie to barely-there-string bikinis.
All good, but we can go onto the bonus round.
>Shy Umi-osho that wants her huge knockers to be used and abused like meat.
>Otohime almost as lazy as the smokehobo, who just wants to lay around and drown in hedonism.
>An Ushi-oni that is compressed rape.
>A Nureonago that took this size because it all looked fun.
>A Inari fertility goddess with the body to match and the spells to make sure you're always ready.

>>22478852
>Kunoichi that has trouble sneaking due to how large her bust is.
>Wife slime that puts all her ooze into her chest.

>>22477639
Looks like we're getting some Echidna lewds then.

twitter.com/gg980987/status/1198552605380599808?s=20
Vampire sister got some more stuff

How would a shortstack Bunyip work? How would a shortstack lamia work?

>>22478914
>How would a shortstack lamia work?
WIDE HIPS

>>22478914
Extra wide hips

>Bunyip decides to cosplay as XCOM Viper

>>22478768
Just imagine all the variants. Big strong terminator zombie, slightly odd flesh angels, and huge zombie crocs. And that's just a few of the variants.

>>22478768
I remember a VN that has a premise based on that. The licker is just a girl with hair always covering her eyes and a very long tongue.

The protagonist thought she's gonna stab him in the throat with said tonge but it just slips down his shirt and starts licking him

>>22477639
Good to hear anon. I can't wait to see how they turn out.

>>22478909
God bless monster nuns.

>>22478954
Isnt a stab in the throat basically just throatfucking?

>>22478981
It’s all determined by how horny you are at the time. That psycho killer chasing you? Maybe she’s a girl that wants to love you and you just don’t understand?

>>22478954
Lame. I want my big titty locker gfs to throat rape me with their long tongue.

>>22478820
how do i avoid that situation at a centaur colony/settlement?

>wintertime means you're bundled up whenever you go outside
>meanwhile all the cold realm girls are prancing about in the snow wearing little more than what amounts to a bikini
>or even less
Damn snowy region species.

>>22479024
Need me a mega titty whitehorn.

>>22479020
Drop to your knees. They can’t rape your dick if they’re too busy coating your face with their lewd juices, surrounding you with an intoxicating smell and delicious taste.

>>22479053
but that's sexual assault since i also don't want that. isn't there another way?

>>22479065
Sexual assault is inevitable when monsters are involved*, it's how you deal with it.
*You may be able to get away with just intense flirting in a Zipangu town.

>>22479065
tell them that you'll marry the one that saves you.

had me a giggle imagining a guy walking directly at a rape mamano and having the whole jotaro/dio exchange

>>22479066
sexual assault will get them to want to rape. is avoiding rape possible if you limit the intensity of assault to a degree or do i just have to resist a big strong monster hard enough that she knows that i don't consent?
>>22479073
you'll look embarrassing doing that

>>22479079
I wonder if Vampire couples roleplay as that sometimes

Also loser buys snacks

Boop dangerous monsters.

>>22479083
Avoiding rape is only really possible if you keep yourself around seducing species exclusively or away from monsters entirely.
They are predators and humanity is the prey.

>>22478654
Simple.

>>22479098
so i'll just live in a human village and protect it from monsters, but time to time, i'll visit a couple demon realms for supplies, entertainment, socializing, and culture so that i'll minimize my chances of getting raped

>>22479114
You could, but I can't imagine why you'd want to.
Also bringing back monster land supplies is probably not a terribly good idea.

With full CHARISMA build your dick will be safe from most mosnsters,correct?

>>22479126
Opposite.

>>22479126
no, that's how you have 5 girls giving your dick a pussy sandwich.

>>22479122
then, i'll get supplies from a green demon realm instead. they're less vicious with monster mana. and another thing, i like monsters but rape is disgusting and it makes me sad so i want to live somewhere where i can't get raped

>>22479134
it's the rare ghost deer! throw cheese slices at it!

>>22479133
>>22479139
No no no,you see,its to convince them i am already married or that its a bad idea to claim me

>>22479142
Then I'm afraid you may be retarded, because there's plenty of monsters that count on men making the move.

>>22479149
well, i suppose it's possible a monster will leave you alone if you have a human wife but you'd have to do your best to give them a reason not to do saudi arabian things to you

>>22479149
their perception is too high so if you're not actually married then they know it's a lie.

>>22479098
One of the guides even say that just sightseeing around the city alone makes you a target for a bored aggressive single monstergirl.

>>22479162
Isn't that Dragonia?
I'm sure they convince themselves that they're just "guarding" the visitor. But we all know how that ends up going.

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hurt their feelings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>22479134
i wanna put stuff on her antlers

>>22479024
Loli Tsurara-Onna in a micro bikini

>>22479156
hey i'm not saying i won't make a move on a monster (because there's a monster i want to wife, first-hand), i just don't want to be sexually assaulted

>>22479142

>>22479185
If you really want to go for a particular species then the other monstergirls would notice and leave you alone I think.

Ok, so we all know that Baphos have the best cunnies of all, but which of the Baphos has the best cunny of all the Baphos?

>>22479196
how would one go about convincing a pack of ravenous wild hellhounds, on the verge of making you a their bitch, that you're not interested in them?

>>22479207
ropu

>>22479196
All of them.

>>22479170
On the other hand, thirsty and unkempt meninist monstergirls white-knighting in hopes of a crumb of benis is a pretty funny mental image.

>>22479250
>responding to a /tg/ pasta

>>22479207
It's probably down to either momonika or roppu.

>>22479184
Even Tsurara-chan knows that's not a good idea

>>22479333
Cute sphinx

>Not wanting to infest a proud race with a Pslime
>Not watching them become lewder and lewder, even though they try to resist and pretend nothing is wrong when with other people
>Not wanting to watch them trying to slash and burn the slime, to no avail
>To watch one furiously try to resist ejaculating as the Pslime accelerates, seeing their host's ideal mate
>To have them lay down, tired, unable to resist anymore

i hope you all get raped by hellhounds

>>22479365
Aw, thank you anon. That's very nice of you.

>>22479365
I hope you get raped by a unicorn

>>22479355
Anon no! as hot as that was i dont want to be hated just before i get a commission in!

>>22479371
>raped by a unicorn

I'm unsure how that would go. I just imagine her trying to rape you but being way to pure to do anything while her hellhound/manticore friend(s) stand around the corner trying to tell her what to do

>>22479369
>Ever using the words "fuck me" together in the presence of a monster girl
That's a recipe for disaster, even if it wasn't meant in the context of sex

https://pastebin.com/kYjkFMCF

Metal Slime profile thing as promised. I do apologize for not going in much more depth but there is limited time in a day and I can only stomach writing so many ways for a metallic slime to do shit without envisioning the T-1000 from T2: Judgment Day.

>>22479371
i hope you get raped by an umi-osho. and that says a lot.

>>22479365
I also hope I get raped by a hellhound, but everyday my hope grows weaker.

>>22479373
Anon just get your filthy pslime commission. Nobody will care in the long run.

>>22479380
>Unicorn keeps talking about "that pure guy" to her friends
>After 2 weeks her Minotaur friend furiously grabs the Unicorn and starts heading towards said person
Alright then.

>>22479389
it's okay anon, i wouldn't mind hellpup lolis raping me, hopefully that raises your hopes? you know what, i hope you get raped by hellhound lolis now!

>>22479397
>Both her and the guy is so pure that they don't really do anything seductive.
>Her Minotaur is getting really sick off her shit.

>>22479385
Interesting concept Anon.

Two foxes and a pussy.

>>22479371
are they even capable of rape?

>>22479410
She stole his first kiss!

>>22479397
>>22479403
Ah, an Eros Minotaur.

>>22479412
Not really necessary.

>>22479410
I mean, mares in heat are unabashed sluts, Anon. All the Unicorn would need is an enclosed space to back up on him with that big horse ass of hers.

>pineapple jello barometz

>>22479412
That sounds like a super cute idea.
I want to hug (or well, be hugged) by a Eros Minotaur. Her muscles are filled with love!

>>22479424
Big, scary and pink!

>>22479397
I will anon! Its not filthy though!

>>22479207
My wife.

>>22479451
i want to kiss yupiel and make out with her then eat her cunny out while she drinks wine and sits on her lounge chair like a powerful antagonist

>>22479365
I prefer ratas raping me

>>22479385
Fuck off Bollocks

>>22479207
Whichever one I can (gently) fit my fist into.

>>22479483
why would you let such a cute and adorable thing like pic related to do such a horrible misdemeanor to you like that?!

>>22479528

>>22479421
Delicious.

>>22479529
Tell me your secrets Rata!

>>22479529
That Rata probably finds out Anon is a slut for being dominated so yeah

Touch fluffy tail.

>>22479584
Stick your face in her tail to hear her secrets.

Your wife stinks

>>22479605
no u

>>22479586
Yes

>>22479605
But we have the same wife

>>22479623
Yes and my wife stinks

>>22479398
I want to dom a lolihound, those smug sexy brats would be asking it.

>>22479636
Lolihounds are for filling with a litter.

>>22479636
Puppi cunni!

i find kikis that are deaf and mute hot when they write messages to you expressing how much she wants you to fuck her really hard

>>22479605
she smells like wet fish

>>22479636
>>22479639
>>22479641

>>22479682
Aww fuk yeah

>>22479682
this but with a rata

>>22478914
A tsuchinoko?

>>22479663
Is that Shog copying Vacation Kiki?

Any bratty shortstack mamono is asking to get dommed. It is just their nature.

>>22479695
Is that anything like a hognose?

>>22479682
Cute and breedable

>>22479725
Piss off.

>>22479460
I liked the part in the doujin when she transferred the MC wine via kiss. That was really cute.

>>22479697
yeah okay, like that is totally true

___ Druella.

>>22479777
Usurp

>>22479770
Tanukis are fat. FAT.

>>22479777
Pedomorphosis

>>22479777
>>22479789
pedophile.
she wants a to diddle a shota and make him her husband

>>22479770
What a cutie. Would peruse her wares.

>>22479801
>ywn be druella's shota husband.
>ywn embarrass her by interrupting her meetings with her generals.
I want it!

>>22479777
[spoilers]CLEANSE[/spoilers]

>>22479777
CLEANSE

>>22479682
Yeah exactly, made for suspended congress and bending over things.

Behold! The princess of the Oni Kingdom!

post monster OCs, the profile versions of each monster are boring me right now

>>22479916

>>22479916

Fat fish.

>>22479916

>>22479777
BULLY

>>22479995
Get out of that box right now.

>>22479365
Sorry, my heart belongs to Cheshires.

touch a loli and you get to face a trail before the baphomet and inevitably face a grim punishment!

>>22480005
why does you heart, out of all the monsters it can have, belong to a cheshire

>>22479916
if only i could draw i'd bother trying to draw mine

Twins! Twin Elves!

>>22480040
well, if you learn to draw, you can try to improve your OC's looks without requiring other people to try to draw her for you

>>22479916
I'm not an artist, but I'll bite.
>She's a Ratatoskr, but she wears a white suit and hat. She does a lot of reporting undercover in human lands, so she has a spell placed on the outfit to hide her tail and ears at will.

I've got others but their outfits are less-well thought out.

>>22479916

>>22480046
Yes

>>22480080
which one is the mother and which one is the daughter

Wrestle the Shoebill!

>>22479751
Do redcaps come in king sized?