/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Mukyuu.

It's hard to take it easy.

>>22300070
Keep trying, anon.

eating easy with reimu!

The forest is very easy today. I should go into the forest.

Myon!

>>22299960
One fat of a yukkuri!

Uu~!

>>22299960
no

What's about these things make people so mad

>>22316104
Those people can't take it easy.

People can't take it easy anymore.
Take it easy.

eajy

can't take it easy knowing yukkuri.shii is going to die soon

>>22317866

What?

>>22318242

http://yukkuri.shii.org/forum_topics/11244

tl:dr

>So as those of us left know, there's been some problems with the site lately. The site has always had problems but the issues are compounding due to lack of maintenance.
> Russian bot attacks that we can't stop (due to inability to update and upgrade the site)
>Nobody to maintain, develop and to upgrade the site.
>Due to locking down registration, inability to recruit new members and for existing members to make new accounts
>etc etc...
>So it's a difficult but straight forward decision, but I'm officially putting OYP up for adoption. For anybody that wants to run it. This also means you will be taking over the whole domain, including paying for hosting and domain registration costs.
>If nobody steps up, I will officially shutter the site at the end of the year, if it stays up for that long without breaking.

>>22318409

>>22318409
>>22318415
>>22318476
Mister humans are nothing but shitty poo poo slaves that won't fork over the sweet sweets.

are there any wholesome yukkuri comics or is it mostly just abuse

Yukkuris are companions to share good feelings with. Nothing else.

>>22320074
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/2068

They're put here to remind us to always take it easy.

Okay so to be legit for a second, if yukkuri's started miraculously showing up all over the world in real life, how would humanity actually take to them? I see a LOT of abuse stories and art that just seems....unrealistic given how much we as a species fawn over cute shit, and yukkuris are cute shit that can talk to us.

>>22324944
i dont know 99% of yukkuri abuse seems to be made just to make people mad
i mean its literally just copypasted fluffy abuse including the dumb fluffy speek and behaviour stuff, nothing to do with yukkuri at all

>>22324954
Huh? I thought fluffy stuff was based on yukkuri.

You ijmpjljy its the other way around?

Are yukkuris reclining? Are they taking it too easy?

Im amazed how an entire sub culture of Touhou spawned from one single person making a somewhat flawed Shift_JIS art of Marisa and Reimu's heads.

cant take it easy on page 10

At least we will have danbooru and pixiv to get easy drawings from.

>>22330780
This is Reimu's mister hole easy! It was made for Reimu!

>>22330780
>danbooru
it's full of weird shit like this

I can't take it easy when these things exist.

>>22324944
>A species that shows basic human intelligence, speech, and emotion with most of them being vocal about it.
They would probably get special legal protection.

>>22331357
>>22324944
Even if most of them are shit heads the occasional decent one would guarantee protected staus. We might evn try to uplift them since they can already talk. especially if they can became bodied.

>>22331273
>>22330927
Still better than the abuse """"community""""

>>22331580
no

>>22331427
I feel orange production and orange juice sales would skyrocket, we'd start seeing them in cartoons as main characters like with animal characters and Youtube would be BTFO with "Cute Yukkuri compilation" videos

Also I imagine scientists and biologists would got fucking nuts with intrigue and excitement, the first ever non human species that shows actual sapience.

>>22330742
>cocky pricks
>clearly too lazy to train something that learns quicker and easier then most animals.

>>22309434
Yukkuris aren't supposed to have bodies.

>>22324968
He's wrong. Fluffy came from Yukkuri.

>>22332681
I figured. It took me forever to realize fluffies were based off Yukkuri concept but applied to MLP.

kinda?

>>22332705
Bronies have a very limited capacity for creativity and originality. Why do you think they use the same stupid looking template for making all of their shitty OCs? In any case it shouldn't come as a surprise that fluffy is based on Yukkuri.

What is the easiest Yukkuri type?

>>22332734
patchy is easiest yukkuri
just want to sit with one on my lap and read books together while rain hits the window

>>22332718
Come on anon thats not necessary to say.

Anyway, Yukkuri. if they did suddenly exist, how do you think people would react? Especially Touhou fans and people that know ZUN? Questions and theories would pop up on how these creations popped into real life despite being fiction based off pre existing fiction. It would be very confusing indeed. Would people think Yukkuri existed only because the idea existed in our world beforehand, or did the idea somehow enter into the subconscious from stray information of another universe?

>>22332779
Some Yukkuri rights organization would certainly pop up and the ethics of keeping these relatively intelligent creatures as pets would be called to question. The governments of developed nations will likely try to hide their existence as well. Some fans may try to obtain Yukkuris to live out their abuse fantasies. Others would try to raise them lovingly as precious companions like one would with a cat.

>>22332779
I'm more concerned on how Yukkuris would affect the ecosystem. They could probably eat entire species out of existence, and I don't think bean paste would be very attractive to predators.

>>22332804
Are there really that many people who'd do that, I mean most who abuse online only do so in jest, no matter how much they discuss it, when it comes down to it, talking and chatting about violent actions to fictional creatures and then being okay with yourself to do it to the same creatures if they were to actually truly exist will always have a huge divide between each other.

But I mean yeah sociopaths exist so it would ofcourse still happen.

I'd want to see if I could get one to watch anime with me.

>>22332805
It depends on how fast they reprouce and grow, how plentiful they are and how long they can last without dying to weather, humans, predators

numbers can make up big time for short comings in physical traits and mental skills.

Its like ants, one ant is shit and no problem, but a thousand is whole different game. and a million is true beast.

>>22332829
It's definitely a sexual fetish for some people

>>22332779
the ability of yukkuris to make things real by believing would be of interest to scientists, as would their ability to turn what they eat into bean paste
but otherwise they'd probably be viewed as a pet/pest like cats
>>22332805
one interesting story i read on OYP had to do with the yukkuri dying in such vast numbers that they caused rot and mold and disease since they couldn't decompose fast enough
otherwise i can't help but see them as anything but bottom of the food chain fodder, altho in the wild i'm sure the majority of their diet would be insects
>>22332829
one of the reasons yukkuri get it so bad is that they're just as cruel to eachother, they're vicious little shits when the conditions merit it, or they're sweet and simple when they can take it easy

>>22332850
people are weird.

Since the Yukuri have an innate idea on "heaven" and some knowledge of spirituality, What would a Yukkuri's idea of a "God" look like?

>Its just the actual Reimu and other touhou characters.

>>22332856
so they are just like us in sense, potential to be bad or nice based purely on individual traits of the mind?

>>22332856
>a group of people get yukkuri to believe super hard that they can become shrine maidens, showing them pictures of the Touhou characters using their OP as fuck abilites.

The Ultimate Yukkuri transformation, going from below human in durability and strength to universal tier like the actual touhou cast.

How amazed and excited would a Yukkuri be if they were taught of Santa Claus?

Goddamn why cant we have Yakkuri instead of mosquitos?

look at this cute fuck.

>>22332875
I'm not sure. Maybe they imagine god as a giant ethereal Yukkuri. As for which Yukkuri, maybe Yukkuri Reimu.

>>22332894
Would the Yukkuri Santa be a Doremy?

>>22332894
They'd definitely buy into the idea of Santa Claus whole sale. It may even encourage them to improve their behavior.

>>22332915
>Shitheads have been found to be easily trained into niceheads once introduced to the idea of "Santa Claus" and like most children can taugh that their selfish behavior will be known by him and be punished accordingly.

Imagine a woman taking her Yukkuri to visit a mall Santa and they ask him to give lots of munch munch and soft easy place for Yukkuri and Miss Owner.

>>22332910
>Yukkuri all come together and through shared belief of clan consisting of around a hundred, make their actual goddess a reality. Humanity is shocked but amazed. Goddess Yukkuri becomes protector of all life that "Want to take it easy"

and thus Yukkuri started world piece by creating a literal god from believing hard enough.

You know what would be odd is how stray Yukkuri would be treated.

Imagine if Yukkuri's "puff puffs" actually made them powerful or instead say had an anomalous effect on other life to perceive them as unbeatable creatures once puffed up, the ultimate hallucinogenic defense.

>>22333000
damn those numbers...

Given we'd likely empathize with them more, due to having closer human traits compared to animals, also the whole "can actually talk WITH them" I'd imagine strays would be helped quite often.

Would Yukkuri's enjoy time at a beach? assuming proper caretaker was with them avoid typical dangers there?

>>22333303
Yukkuri screaming at mister ocean to stop being mean and go away easy as the tide rolls in! Mister uneasy sneaker wave hits the family while they are puffing at the breakers!

>>22333359
Yukkuri enjoy time in the sand making castles and digging, finding shells, sand dollars, and other treasures.

Anyone got any good yukkuri based fanfics they're reading or have read?

>>22332779
i'd make something like bum fights, but with yukkuri

>>22333632
Id put them in a yukkuri sized bouncer seat.

>>22332805
A lot of insects love sugary stuff.

>>22333529
The best one I can remember was this anko from the google group.

>>22333675
Im reading one called When I Met a Yukkuri

>>22333691
Sounds familiar.

>>22332875
A great faceless baker.

>>22333026
There are just too many of them. You take a few in and a bunch more will come knocking soon.

>>22333780
It doesnt need to get to that, just giving them some food and maybe some soft material for their easy place or something for them to make an easy place.

Its like giving a homeless person some money so they can get some food for themselves, or some clothes

>>22333788
The problem is, if you give them things, they'll probably come back for more later, it's just nature.

>>22333675

What name is this story?

>>22324944
>>22324954
One thing to keep in mind is that most Yukkuri works are written by the perspective of the Human Village, a group of people who are regularly subjected to the same type of abuse by youkai, and have doled it on the even more human-like fairies before. They probably don't even register what they're doing to yukkuri as particularly evil, just that they're on a lower level of the foodchain and something to take frustrations out on.

Yukkuri would have a tough time in the wild.

>>22334451
Thats stupid.

Think of a way to make puff puff actually effective at deterring predators and enemies away

how long does it take yukkuri to reach adulthood?

>>22334866
about 3 months after birth.

>>22334843
I always saw yukkuris as a deliberate mockery of everything we understood about biology. I.e., they're defenceless, slow, stupid, compulsively annoying, lazy, and delicious. Their blatant infeasibility as a lifeform is their charm point, intended as a huge troll by whoever created them against anyone who tried to fit them into a sane explanation of the universe. Hence I don't think puff puff should do anything.

>>22334985
>Annoying

what?

>Delicious

also what

>>22334985
yeah but thats the boring way of looking at it.

>Puff Puff releases pheromones that make attackers dazed and delirious.

>>22334843
>puff puff is so annoying and pathetic that the attackers can't be bothered

>>22334843
it puffs in your throat so that you choke

>>22334843
Puff puff releases scents that intensely calm and pacify those around them.

does anyone have a translated version of the marisa koyukkurium game? all the links on oyp are dead

>>22334997
parsee is the tastiest yukkuri

Imagine Yukkuri at Halloween

Why do I feel the urge to do far worse acts to abusers I see yukkuri art compared what they do to the Yukkuri?

>>22336259
I only like abuse when the Yukkuri is a colossal shithead and deserves it. Otherwise I don't really like it much.

>>22336318
I prefer seeing them learn and become niceheads.

>>22309434
Epistemically speaking, can you be sure that's her body?

>>22332594
yeah, I mean, most of the abuse stuff is just
>yukkuri does minor thing like have kids or whatever
>owner goes psycho and tortures yukkuri for days

>>22330742
Come on this would take like...a week at to teach them to not be so narcisstic and self centered. Who's so lazy and pathetic they dont have a few hours every day to teach cute chatty Yukkuri and baby?

fucking humans are worse to teach then them by a country mile.

>>22330742
I want to enter this comic and smash that woman's teeth in with her hammer by panel 1.

>>22330742
>annoying pests

>buys them anyway to project lack of self worth on to thing you can easily harm and see no consequences from like a coward.

these abuse art pieces are so uncreative, its the same basic shit. not that I'd like one if it did something different anyway.

>>22336630
its usually not even that. its like that little fuck who uploaded himself torturing cats on youtube, they did nothing and still got tortured.

>>22334236
and?

its not you cant explain to them why you cant keep giving them stuff.

If Yukkuri exised Would being caught harming them be worse then caught harming a cat or dog considering Yukkuri are sapient?

>>22336785
yeah its kinda... disturbing
ik its just fictional living manjuu based on 2hus but still

>>22336832
I know it makes me a faggot, but I personally can't even bring myself to write or put effort into abuse type ideas. I just dont like thinking about, even to fictional living things.

Shitheads clearly come fom genetic memory passed down from parents, which liekly came from the fact they lived in an uneasy society with the misofrtune of shitty humans mistreating them and they sought to get the easiest time in the shortest amount of time because of that.

>>22336827
They're hopeless creatures that breed like bacteria, have huge premature mortality rates and act like shits towards each other as well, so it kind of devalues them.

>>22337257
They're also capable of learning and adapting on a level comparable to young human children, have a sense of self and spirtuality, and can ask questions and contemplate the feelings of others.

Plus the mortality rates balance out the breeding part. Plus its not like most other organism act like shit towards each other too,

Anyone else find the abuse side of the Yukkuri phenomenon boring?

>>22337756
not really, more original stuff comes out of abyuse than nicehead art
i like it all, good and evil both

>>22334260
https://sites.google.com/site/yukkurifanfics/home/series/the-forest-village

>>22338250
I call bull good anon.

Theres a lot to explore, I'vet to see a stroy divulge into the idea of Yukkuri being able to potentially eat waste and hazrdous material and convert it into bean paste excrement from the perspective of empathetic human researchers. Experimenting and researching with yukkuris while still seeing them as beings worthy of rights.

>>22338250
>>22338563
Also I havent seen a story on the idea of someone going out of their way to improve and teach any shithead they come across. Become a shithead teacher, a service of sorts. "Find a wild/stray or pet shithead Yukkuri?" Bring them to me and I will teach them proper manners and behavior!

>>22338250
Also how many stories are there of a yukkuri living a full life and dying of old age instead of abuse or just unfortunate events? I barely see that.

What would a nature documentary about Yukkuri be like? Imagine like an Attenborough documentary on them.

>Due to them being sapient, they notice the cameras stashed in their nest.

post abuse

post love

>>22338654
One of my favorite ones was the story of the very long life of a Yukkuri Nue. In that story Nue would be able to physically become the type of any Yukkuri that she killed for food. It was actually a very endearing story. Another Anko that stands out was a story about a Marisa that a rich inventor sends out into the Arctic outfitted with a bodycam and various things like NASA space blankets. It starts out with Marisa frightened and seemingly very much in danger but she is intelligent and learns to survive by watching the wildlife. A well done story with a a very happy ending.

>>22338774
Like those 80's docs about baby seals getting clubbed to death.

Good end.

Not easy enough.

>>22339536
the little ones will have been crushed by morning

My problem with most abyuse stories is that implies shitheads can't change for the better if a human is patient and educative

>>22340781
I think the existence of 'shitheads' was just after-the-fact rationalisation for creating the abyuse stories in the first place, Anon.

>>22340810
Yeah yeah Im aware

And so I wake up to another bleak and dreary day of not owning a Myon.

>>22336785
depicting abuse of something that doesnt even exist is a hell of a lot different from actually abusing a real animal

its like you cant see why someone might have fun going on a murderous rampage in gta, its not real

>>22341677
Yeah but Idk I just like to see these cute thing in cute situations.

Aquatic Marisas, while living in such precarious circumstances, are extremely easy.

Imagine a koyukkuri riding a little toy electronic train.

peak yukkuri content to me is light bullying or purely psychological abuse

>>22344765
Have a Patchouli Present!

idea: yukkuri crane game, you can either try to catch a whole yukkuri or try to take their accessory and watch them suffer

>>22347210
how about a game where the yukkuri bite you and watch you suffer?

>>22348522
yes
then smash them afterwards in vengeance

So incredibly easy...

>>22349201
Imagine a Japanese and American Yukkuri somehow understanding each other perfectly despite speaking different languages.

>>22349201
too easy

If Yukkuri suddenly started to exist, how would people who know of Touhou react?

>>22352247
Sumg

>>22352247
Smile like a maniac and hunt down Okuus.

>>22352247
probably by using them as onaholes

>>22352247
Kill them until they're all gone again.

>>22352247
smile like a maniac and steal >>22354953 okuus

>>22352247
like this

>>22352247
Impregnate them

>>22354906
>>22354953
>>22357415
>>22357425
>>22358597
>>22358810
>>22364341
really?

NONE of you would you think about ZUN's thoughts, that curiosity wouldn't cross your minds? What would this mean for that piece of fiction?

>>22352247
Eat them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt1_BTvvO8M

>>22365884
zun would think he's secretly a god, or something

>>22352247
i think i'd just take it easy

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS

Some kind of sexual fetish?

Did the bronnies copy this with the fluffy meme thing?

>>22334451
I think I saw something similar once where a human who committed suicide got eaten by a youkai yukkuri, but no abusers getting preyed on by yooks.

>>22370498
Originally parodies of a bad ascii art drawing that has become a meme that got out of hand when the leftovers from the Rozen Maiden based Jissoseki meme got into it and made it about killing them all the time.

Probably

Yes

>>22370498
>being this new

>>22370498
it's one of the deepest weirdest rabbit holes i've ever gotten myself into

>>22370754
I still can't believe some shitty ascii art turned into this cancer.

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS!

What do you like best about dicks, /jp/?

>>22357425
This might be the "correct" option since Yukkuri reproduce like locust, consume with reckless abandon, and have no natural predators to keep them in check. This is on top of some breeds having powers that could cause mass destruction out of nowhere. They could potentially destroy ecosystems worse than even humans could.

Tee hee! It's just a prank easy! Humans should not get mad and learn to take it easy!

>>22370498
The yukkuri are (possibly magically) animated manjuu, a kind of Japanese pastry. Reimu types are filled with anko (red bean paste), and other types have different filling. (See the comparison table and profile pages for individual types.)

The average "adult" yukkuri is about the size of a basketball, but there is no actual limit to their size. A yukkuri the size of a basketball will weigh about 7 pounds (3 kg). If the yukkuri has enough food, it will continue to grow, reaching a diameter of 2 meters or more. Newborn yukkuris are usually the size of a small tomato, though they can be as small as a cherry if they're born prematurely. Sometimes, a yukkuri may grow to become a Dosuyukkuri, which is generally seen as the leader of a yukkuri group and several times larger than an average human. Environment also plays a factor in size, as yukkuri in city and urban areas are normally the size of baseballs or even golf balls, while wild ones are the sizes listed above.

They usually move by jumping, though other methods of locomotion also appear. Most notably, some types are able to fly. They are all generally shown to be slower than that of an average human or animal.

Most can manipulate items using their mouths and tongues, or their hair for types with braids.

They multiply extremely quickly and are thus sometimes compared to Star Trek tribbles.

Despite apparently possessing anatomical elements such as teeth and hair, as well as accessories made of cloth, a yukkuri is completely edible. Humans have been portrayed swallowing smaller yukkuri whole, though this isn't the best of ideas as this has led to many choking incidents.

Pain, suffering, fear and despair strangely makes a yukkuri’s bean paste sweeter. Conversely, emotionally dead yukkuris taste bad and koyukkuris are slightly sour. What caused the change in flavor based on emotions is unknown as of current and most writers and authors tend to not include this in their works.

Yukkuris have various accessories, usually hats and ribbons. These items are present from birth and grow with the yukkuri. A yukkuri that has lost its accessory is despised by other yukkuris or treated with great suspicion. Sometimes they don't perceive the non-accessoried ones as yukkuri at all, instead viewing them as some strange and hostile creatures and attacking (or at times even eating) them on sight.

There are various theories about yukkuris' accessories. They may be made of tough dough, hardened bean paste or some form of cotton candy. They are more resistant to water than the yukkuri itself. Yukkuri Marisas are sometimes portrayed using their hats as boats or umbrellas. This resistance to water may be due to the accessory's more dense (concentrated) structure, or simply to magic.

Despite being apparently hardened cotton candy, yukkuri hair and body can and must be kept clean: while wild yukkuris do regularly clean clean on all their body, pet shops sell special shampoo for owners of pet yukkuri to clean their pets. Cleaning must be done gently and regularly, as lethal mold (Mr. Mold) can grow on dirty yukkuri.

Anything they eat is converted into the appropriate filling for that yukkuri type. This process is magical in nature and doesn't obey the rules of chemistry. For example, a yukkuri could convert radioactive waste into harmless bean paste, effectively transmuting uranium and various isotopes into compounds of mostly carbon, oxygen, hydrogen and nitrogen. This, however, doesn't always work and harmful material will most likely kill the yukkuri before being converted into paste.

Their intellectual capabilities are low, usually on an animal level, with the exception of the capability for speech (see theories), and their memory span is usually very short. They seem to be able to remember serious injuries and incidents where they were unable to take it easy, however. (This is the way in which certain behaviors can be imprinted into yukkuri DNA.) This is negated if the yukkuri is fully healed or fed to make it happy immediately afterwards. Quite a number of artists and writers often ignore short memory span for the sake of story and elaborate situations and give the yukkuris in their works a full working memory or at least heavily imply that they will remember what happens to them. As a rule of thumb, the more "scarring" and traumatizing new memories are, the more a yukkuri may able to retain memory of them, sometimes with a little "push", such as with the koyukkuris. This being said, yukkuri do remember the more "important" things in their lives. They can remember their owners, their children and family (they can easily spot a family member in a crowd of yukkuri), basic survival, and the ability to speak. So while they may not remember "minor" things, they can and do remember major things and events.

>>22377710
stomp stomp

>>22378063
That's interesting, I guess.

>>22378063
Nice fanfiction.

Fork over the sweet sweets /jp/! Loads is fine!! Right now is fine!!

>>22378911

>>22380072
>all that fuckin' poo-poo

Can yukkuri get food poisoning?

>>22380085
they can die if they eat something really toxic
their poop only consists of old bean paste, though

>>22380085
They find poo-poo disgusting so if they end up eating it then noticing they may vomit in disgust which depending on much bean paste they expel it may lead to becoming anemic or dying.

Sleepy thread.

>>22300070
Then you're doing it wrong.

>>22318394
Someone will take it over if this post ends with a four.

>>22381972
someone will take over if this post gets dubs

>>22382008
You meant this post, right?

>>22381972
>>22382008
>>22382053
not easy

Marisa's beautiful mister hat!

Easy days...
Relaxing days...

Stop posting this garbage.

>>22388055
It saddens me that your bad taste makes you unable to appreciate one of the finest yukkuri artists out there.

>>22388088
I miss him. He drew yukkuri so adorably and I love both his family friendly and his abuse stories. Just the right amount of abuse too-hate the mega gory stuff

yep

>>22378063
They sound like fairies, but even more pathetic.

Easy dinner.

Easy dinner.

>>22399002
When was the last time this got an update? I think I last played it 3 years ago I think.

>>22318394
Any updates on this yet? I am assuming that is an old post.

>>22399002
lol

>>22388088
What a SLUT!

>>22399002
I always wondered what it would be like to take a big bite out of a yukkuri.

>>22402459
Ever had steamed buns?

If I ever eat manju I'm going to pretend that they're live yukkuris.

>>22402637
I am surprised that isn't on a menu at some anime convention yet.

>>22402544
No I haven't. I hear manju are sweet but I can't even imagine one the size of a soccer ball crying and squirming as I eat it.

no

>>22404474
Seeing the big one smashed like that is strangely cathartic. Am I going to become a serial murderer?

>>22404474
I can't take it easy like this.

I think they're cute, I don't like when they're tortured/killed

I want to pick them up to hear them say that it's like flying in the sky!

>>22407243

>>22407139
But they're so cute when they cry

Don't mind her, she's just getting some cleaning done for Ojou-sama.

>>22408035
So very easy!

There is a lot of Yukkuri stuff on E-hentai. The bad news is that most of it is in CHINESE.

Not Japanese but CHINESE!!

What's the closest thing to an easy in real life?

>>22412504
A NEET is essentially a blob that does nothing.

I still don't understand why people like to hurt Yukkuris so much.

>>22412580
Only shitheads. Well behaved yukkuri are to be treated like any other pet. You don't go torturing/killing/eating cats and dogs, do you?

>>22412580
I dunno, it's really very strange. Real life animal abuse is horrifying to me, I cannot imagine how you could possibly hurt something innocent like an animal, and those damn commercials bring me to tears every time. I have pets of my own, and occasionally have nightmares of them being in pain or dying.

But I enjoy both happy and family friendly, and abuse stories when it comes to yukkuri. Against both shitheads and niceheads.

>>22412580
There are a number of reasons, first of all they are typically written to have absolutely repugnant personalities, this can be a chicken or egg argument since you could say if they have those personalities to justify abuse or if the abuse came in response to Yukkuri being created that way. Second, their design would land square in the uncanny valley if they were 3d, they have some human features but miss the mark by a long shot which unnerves alot of people so they don't feel bad about killing them similar to other vermin like rats, spiders, or snakes, (some artists convey this amazingly). Third, Yukkuri really stretch the definition of living beings since they are just dough filled with bean paste, that does allow artists to be visceral while still not having to do actual gore so it feels less real. Finally, Yukkuri life is cheap, they are killed by the most mundane things and only continue existing through breeding like roaches, and they don't really have individual identity since they just have the name of the species (What makes a Reimu type different from any other Reimu type with a similar personality?).

All of these add up to the perfect "fodder" to be obliterated like level 1 rats in a RPG starter area.

>>22416324
For me it's the opposite I don't much mind puppies or kittens or what have you being tortured and used to enjoy abusing frogs when I was younger but yukkuri abuse is unpleasant for me even though it's fictional

>>22413748
>>22413755
>>22413759
>>22413766
>>22413768

Good God these bodied yukkuri look horrifying. I don't even want to abuse them just kill them, burn the bodies, and forget about them as quick as possible.

>>22416627
what the fuck

>>22416627
Ok you actually are a sociopath then

>>22416682
I don't like them either. They aren't cute and funny like the regular yukkuri.

Can you guys recommend me some stories/art that features a good heartwarming ending for yukkuri?

>>22420685
Its a combination of the bodies having no detail while being really pudgy, round, and naked ; and it looking "separate" from the actual yukkuri, almost as if they stole something else's body.

>>22422054
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/2068
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1595

>>22416627
i think you might identify as a yukkuri

Page ten is not very easy.

>>22423983
Super cute

>>22431952
Very smart little one noze!

>>22431952
Come here, sweet little one!

>>22433828
Good thing that guy got away before that perverted yukkuri forced itself upon him ass first

>>22438365
What a smart man.

>>22446182
I'm sure nothing bad will happen to these three!

penguin and yukkuri societies can be oddly alike

>>22299960

>>22450807
Marisa has the most fun variations (shell, aquatic, dosu, etc.)

thanks for being pro-abyuse jannie

"Gaoo, I'm gonna eat you!"

>>22451854

It's not abuse. It's called the harsh realities of the world unaccustomed by the shelthered. Like how kfc tortues chickens.

I want to exist again!

>>22452053
Cute!

Confessing to yukkuri Remimi!

Wow, a rare yukkuri sighting!

mister page 10 go away

>>22333788
>Its like giving a homeless person some money so they can get some food for themselves, or some clothes
Homeless people NEVER do this, they usually just buy meth.

Automated cleaning for ojou-sama!

>>22352247
lots of onahole yus on xvideos

So will OYP be saved?

>>22336794
That doesn't work on humans alot of the time let alone Yukkuri who at best have 40-60% of that mental capacity

>>22474208
why does she have an ear

>>22474932
a very easy OYP user is working on updating the booru engine in a VM ,but no word specifically from poweryoga on if his plans to shutter the site have changed

>>22478612
that's actually a table and the rest of her body is under it

Imagine the uu-ing!

Silly, clumsy creatures.

easy life

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toUGnQyqRWg

>>22492545
>Yukkuri hatching from eggs
>Yukkuri literally strongest/most resilient before they are born and just become weaker from there

Take it easy!

>>22492558
house yus are the best yukkuri subgenre

>>22492545
i want their happiness

>>22492545
They're very articulate with their flap-flaps.

>>22478522
Yeah but we I mean Yukkuri for the most part in any story I see LITERALLY cannot harm a human now matter how hard they try.

>>22499740
i want to see their faces melt

>>22504904
bigger

>>22505778
That is pretty close to popping. Any further and they will explode with hundreds of injected koyukkuris flying everywhere and dying on impact.

>>22505933
BIGGER

>>22506264
I haven't played that game in God knows how long. Maybe later I will fire it up and start popping.

>>22506277
Same here. Cannot remember the last time I played, but recently downloaded it again to see what's new. A whole ton of stuff is new to me, is there a guide somewhere explaining what some of it is? Or a breeding guide?

>>22507350
Have a dl link? The only version I could find seems super outdated

>>22507422
I just downloaded whatever version this is. No idea if it's the latest of not.

http://yukkuri.shii.org/forum_topics/6286?page=1

>>22507592
Thanks

Imagine being a human villager and being kept awake at night by the constant yu-ing of the wild yukkuris outside your window.

welcome to yuschwitz

>>22509051
Imagine being kept awake at night by wild yukkuri screaming from being attacked and eaten by raccoons, possums, or the odd owl

>>22377050
This so much.

People seem to forget that there are Yu's that can literally NUCK entire states and all Yu's rare or common has the potential to have all breeds of Yu's. This would be a World Ending Event unless dealt with properly. So of course people would have a murderboner for these smug little pricks.

This thread is taking it way too easy.

>>22516745

>>22517829
Here

>>22517833

>>22517842

>>22512602
Already posted that one
>>22517849

>>22517854
Mikey likes it! Mikey eats everything!

>>22517873

>>22517882
Done! Looks pretty easy now. ~Ara~Ara~

It's like flying in the sky!

>>22416438
Another factor is airing frustrations against the characters they represent. Taking the Reimu example, yukukuri Reimu are basically a caricature of all of her negative traits, and while you can't turn Reimu into a bloody smear without literally destroying Gensokyo in the process, you can beat her yukkuri incarnation in safety knowing that someone gets their countenance for acting like a prick.

>>22316104
Nobody knows what they are. Just tiny touhou blobs with no body. Its very bizarre.

>>22332673
Yet some do through unknown circumstances

yukkuri shiteite nee

The thought that one day /jp/ won't be here makes it hard to take it easy.

how easy?

>>22531172
This is the only yukkuri picture that even halfway approaches cute.

But since its a Reimu type I still want to kick it at a brick wall so hard it explodes.

>>22537216
It's not even in the top 1000 cute yukkuri pics.

>>22537651
I think its cute due to the yukkuri being so happy consuming garbage, completely content of what a fat blob it is.

Most "cute" yukkuri pics are one of three things: a couple of the ugly things sleeping and people fawning about how precious it is, a family all smiling at each other thinking "we wuv each other so much!" or worse just them smiling straight on with giant eyes going full "Am I kawaii? uuguu" I don't find those cute because its just pics of much cuter things like small animals substituted with yukkuri which are just blobs with not quite human features.

>>22299960

EAJY

>>22537216

>>22548385
I am starting to wonder why I enjoy seeing Reimu type yukkuri suffer and/or being obliterated. I have neutral feelings toward actual Reimu, and its not like abuse of other yukkuri types upsets me.

>>22548900
it's because of how cute it is when they cry
especially from being bullied

>>22553447
Maybe that is it. Marisa types usually display more machismo when faced with danger while Reimus just end up being more pathetic. Helpless to save themselves (and too cowardly to even try) from any threat; they just cry, scream, and beg to be saved which angers me more.

>>22553504
agreed, coupled with their innate selfishness it makes reimu abyuse pretty fun, with artists exploring it pretty often
marisas being more machismo makes them more fun to see broken imo

Ko sized Quess yukkuri via /m/ for the CCA 40th anniversary movie showing in the US.

>>22335733
I have an ancient one somewhere as well as a bunch of games. I should make a pack of them after stripping logs out.

Due to their preference for dark and cozy spaces, yukkuris will often nest in empty shoes and boots for shelter. If you live in a yukkuri-abundant region, please check for confused yukkuris before putting on your footwear! Take it easy!

>>22562165
imagine ruining your shoes because of some little shit laying a trap in there

wtf is wrong with these people? i feel so sad.

>>22564201
I am imagining the disgusting feeling of sticking your foot in the shoe only to have it covered in bean paste

requesting a status update on oyp

>>22564957
Welcome to /jp/

>>22564957
Retard.

>>22324944
>yukkuris are cute shit that can talk to us.
fucking false
Yukkuri are capable of "speech" but it isn't real speech as it is so slurred and full of slang that their voices can be considered as nothing more than noise.

what's the easiest way to play that 3d yukkuri android game not on a phone, android emulator?

>>22571524
not really?

it all seems fairly easy to understand and slurring is only common in young yukkuri, trash when trying to be exceedingly "cute" or scared yukkuri

>>22577274
Sowwy for bweing so cute!

>>22578091
Made to be smashed easy.

Patche saw a butterfly today

>>22574070
pc version

>>22586899
Take it easy, Komarisa! I'm sure nothing bad is going to happen here!

>>22586907
feels bad

What does Yukkuri poop taste like?

>>22587052
Expired paste.

>>22587349
Alright, I'll give it a shot.

>>22332673
Rarely yukkuri can grow bodies or become really big. Sometimes both. They can even become yokai in exceptional circumstances.

>>22332875
I don't know about God but the think their paradise is like a warm dark tunnel type area where they sleep peacefully next to their family, occasionally waking up to remember where they are before falling back asleep.

>>22332875
Yukkuri have no god. Instead, they strive to escape reincarnation by taking it so easy that they reach yu-nirvana.

>>22583533
the only "pc version" I've found just means installing an emulator, so far I've tried 3 different emulators (bluestacks, nox, memu) and the app just crashes after 2 seconds every time

>>22587052
>What does Yukkuri poop taste like?
Tastes like uneasiness.

>>22587798
>Rarely yukkuri can grow bodies
i'll never accept that horrid shit as canon

>>22592344
#notallbodiedyukkuris