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>>22439084
Why does it matter to you.

>>22439084
At least 9 in total

>>22439084
40 draws, 200 impregnations

>>22439127
There's no one reffing their matches. We can't trust either of them to give us the score!

>>22439100
I want to know which of them is better.

kaguya's a worthless NEET that sits in a room all day thinking up stupid games for people that make no sense, while no less than three servants look after her helpless self
mokou is an actual criminal who lives alone in the forest and self-manages while also finding the time to guide people out of a maze of a forest and beat up some silly humans and youkai in the middle of the night
i think it's clear that kaguya's score is somewhere around 0

>>22440861
Which one has the dick?

>>22449045
both, at alternating times

>>22448921
Mokou, you're not allowed to weigh in on this discussion.

>>22439084
They've been at it for a long-ass time so I'd imagine it's somewhere between the mid-thousands to just around 9500, since they've definitely calmed down about the "I'm gonna murder the fuck out of you" thing for the most part. If it's not a tie, they probably have almost equal kill counts. There's no doubt they've hate-fucked each other to death at least once though. Their relationship is pretty much like that of Junko and Chang'e but mutually reciprocated.

>>22455024
I love the idea of Mokou and Kaguya beating the unholy shit out of each other in the mud, only for them both to get turned on and start having wild, bloody, filthy lesbian sex until they both exsanguinate.

Someone post that smut an anon wrote about Kaguya and Mokou hate-fucking, I thought I had it saved but I can't find it. It was really hot...

>>22439127
Ah, I want to insert my penis into Kaguya's nose and ejaculate into her nasal cavity...

I'd even let her whittle my dick down until it was thin enough to fit.

>>22455007
prove me wrong, kaguya couldn't fight her way out of a paper bag
here's what the useless NEET thinks are five "impossible" requests:
1. get a job
2. exercise
3. bathe
4. go outside
5. diet

>>22455342
here you go anon

>>22455780
It needs to end with Mokou actually burning Kaguya from the inside -> out, then Kaguya respawning at Eientei where Udonge also assaults her.

Legend has it that the bamboo forest of Gensokyo was far thicker, far denser than what it is today.
From the longest days to the longest nights, across the four seasons, the sky was clad in red, and the bamboo forest engulfed in flames. The Human Village, the Youkai Mountain, the Forest of Magic, all felt the heat, the hatred emanating from within the forest.

>>22439084
Zero! Lovers like Mokou and Kaguya would never hurt each other!

>>22464735
I find it really interesting that over time, I've seen less and less Mokou and Keine being an item and more Kaguya and Mokou being frienemies with benefits.

>>22455729
What job would Kaguya be able to do, honestly. Nurse?

>>22473719
She already has some experience of taking care of a bonsai, so maybe a gardener?

>>22464735
Even in bizarro world, Shimmy is smol

>>22474541
She could fuel the fires of Hell for eternity. There's good money in that.

>>22439084
1000 to 1000

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>>22464735
Omigosh, a GOOD Nyan-nyan? What kinda of bizarre world is this!?

I want to be in the middle of KaguMokou hatesex.

>>22439084
Kills is codeword for cum inside?

>>22505667
But they're both girls. They don't have penises or testes or prostates.

>>22507406
Girls with penises are peak feminity.

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