/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She's also not a whore.

>>223903
She's also not a slut

So that's why she's blue? Not because she's player 2?

>>223913
>>223915

HIVEMIND

But I liked my slut Reimu

Bizarro Cirno would be obviously a smart, cunning fairy, and also an environmental activist that saves frogs from killing cold.

>>223903
That sounds like the normal Reimu, how is that bizarro gensokyo?

Autumn is here!!

>>224002

Arrrggg my eyes!

In Touhou Bizarro world touhou doesn't exist.
...i wish.

Bizarro Suika is a sober vegan who founded a program to help the less fortunate denizens of Gensokyo recover from chronic alcoholism.

the funny thing is everybody in bizarro Gensokyo seems much nicer than their counterparts.

Gensokyo is full of jerks.

Also in Bizarro Touhou, Chen is pedo for Ran

>>224107
I died

Wriggle Nightbug is always mistaken to be a woman. He is just a pretty man.

>>224104
wait until you see bizarro keine

Marisa is a hard worker who owns a prosperous magic shop. She never takes anything without permission. She is laso very in love with her boyfriend. However, she is a very introverted person.

The most popular girl in all of Gensokyo. There is no youkai or human who doesn't know or like her. She has also won the village's beauty pageant five years in a row. Some people envy her due to rumors of her having her own harem.

In Touhou Bizarro, Sakuya doesn't wear pads.

>>224136
Destroy of Civilization?

>>224161
Except Alice is beautiful in regular Touhou world... ;___;

>>224170
Yes but the problem is that no one knows about her.

Though shy to express their feelings even to each other they are the most well-known loving couple in Gensokyo.

I would see Keine as a evil dictator who rules over a Human village with terror.

One of the most powerful and respected youkai in Gensokyo. Many seek to train under her to obtain power and wisdom.

In bizarro Gensokyo everyone is male.

Gee, I wonder where Yukari-chan went. She was such a hardworking girl. She takes most of the work even though she had two servants. I hope she rest well. Overworking would be bad for the child.

Lazy gardener who would betray her master for a dime.

>>224191
She's also an accomplished artist!

>>224198
I disagree
There would be one granny

Bizarro Yukari is the youkai of boundaries and is very kind, fights against war, helps people and is not weird at all. And she didn't do 9/11.

>>224200
You know, come to think of it, Youmu is the only one who isn't a complete jerk in Touhou.

Has no upper body.

Feared greatly by the human village where she lives nearby, a demonic horned youkai continually demands the sacrifice of young children for her unending hunger lest she destroy them all in her rage.

>>224200
Wait.
Is Sikieiki/Komachi the opposite of Yuyuko/Youmu?

>>224215
Chen, Flandre, and Reisen aren't complete jerks either.

codenamed:
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Touhou Soviet Russia

>>224225
I also forgot about Kurenai Misuzu. She isn't a jerk either.

Doesn't give a damn about anybody nor and hides in her mountain retreat, oblivious to all trespassers.

>>224219
what ಠ_ಠ

Most extroverted and active girl in Gensokyo. Known for being helpful to anyone in need. Many worry that she may be exerting herself too much.

Here, have an AWESOME wallpaper as a bonus for no apparent reason.

In bizarro world, Sakuya is a loli and Remilia is an adult

So cute and sweet she can cause diabetes.

Weak and unattractive. Constantly bullied.

Known throughout Gensokyo for her incredible wisdom and intelligence, she often ends up intervening in disputes and coming up with solutions that please both parties.

>>224264
She's the weakest!

>>224262
Wait. People found Yuka attractive? She is like the only girl I cannot fap to in Gensokyo.

>>224270
Youkai moe motherfucker, do you know it?

>>224268
Actually one of the strongest but she never boasts and doesn't like to compete.

In Touhou Bizarro world, Marisa is a highly skilled Magician and Alice is just a human playing with her dolls. They like each other a lot.

Eye am the smartest!

>>224262
Shy timid flower loving Youkai who is always bullied by more powerful youkais.
Shy youkai moe~

>>224286
How fitting. You are looking kinda retarded there Eirin

Very honest, helpful and kind.

Inexperienced and immune to illnesses, Patchouli cannot use magic. Instead she trains her physical abilities all day while watching TV on her handheld. She is known to lend it to a white-black magician from time to time.

Constantly gets asked by Sakuya about why she's wearing pads.

>>224300
No one likes to be around her because she brings bad luck.

>>224311
You can't fool me, Yue. Get back to fawning over Negi.

>>224318
Yue/Nodoka

>>224311
patchy is hot

She sleeps during winter, meanwhile bullies Cirno during the rest of the year.

The goddess of annihilation and despair. She made an example of the snake to assert her domination as the frog.

>>224345
saved

>>224342
She's also not a fatty.

Lazy and evil bitch with the most terrible cooking in Gensokyo . She is interested in older ladies.

A very serious person. Dislikes people who are lazy and that joke around. Very dilligent with her duties and also keeps on a very strict diet. Has no interest in nature.

Reimu isn´t a Slut, but Aya is one.

Pimp Alice and the shy book seller Marisa are Gensokyo's most beautiful couple.

Drunk and a horrible graphic artist. OH WAIT!

>>224345
Evil frog goddess. That's actually kind of terrifying.

The snake is the frog's bitch.

>>224363
She is also called Yuyuko Yamaxanadu

Youkai has a short life compared with humans

Clear and concise. Also very manly.

>>224393
Her loyal minions

>>224413
FUCK

>>224389
Y U ZUN DIS?

A ray of sunshine and happiness.

>>224429
Adorable friendly little youkai girl that plays with the village children and protects the weaker kids from bullying. Strong sense of justice, wants to be a school teacher.

>>224448
Sounds like Cirno from Advent Cirno. Except for the school teacher part

Actually now that i think about it, Sanae is Reimu's "Bizarro" form.
Prettier, not a slut, hardworking and kind.
Sanae>Raymoo.

>>224455
Amen. Sanae is the superior shrine maiden. She's also a demi-god, worshiped as a deity, shrine maiden for a popular shrine with two gods, and has the ability to create miracles.

Mai waifu... ;_;

She's not dead.

I'd worship at Moriya shrine if you know what I mean.

>>224457
;_;

>>224470
Oh fuck you, anon. Now I'm hard again from that pic.

>>224002
I lol'd for no reason

>>224470
Too bad MoF sucked as a game

>>224499
In Bizarro Touhou chronology, MoF was the first and best Touhou game

>>224503
Not even Bizarro World could save MoF

Reimu > Sanae

Bizarro Touhou Canon Pairing ;_;

>>224537
GTFO

>>224537
You sir, have poor taste.

A lazy maid who almost never can get herself to act serious, and spends most of the day chatting away with her good friend Meiling, who she always calls by her proper name.

>>224544
>>224547


Reimu >>>> Sanae

>>224539

I know that picture!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gITXqwWFTvo

Lily black announces "AUTUMN HAS ARRIVED MOTHERFUCKERS" while absorbing Danmaku.

How do I play the Touhou?

>>224595
MORTALS

>>224595
So ronnery ;__;

>>224595
Anonymous... why do you always make me cry? ;_;

>>224595
My heart... it hurts ;___; why does it hurt anonymous?

>>224595

Anyone know the song the video uses? It's quite pretty.

>>224595
Why must you destroy everything I love? ;_;