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Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:05:58 2009 No.2242044 [Reply] [Original]

sup /jp/

so, I just got a new job and today I was at orientation and ran into a Naoto Shirogane look alike

She was hot as shit and I want to fuck her so bad

What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:07:58 2009 No.2242060 Was she 14 or younger? If not, don't bother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:08:58 2009 No.2242062 Slip a very small amount of XTC into her coffee every day for a few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:08:58 2009 No.2242064 Just a reverse trap, or did she have blue hair too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:10:58 2009 No.2242074 wow, /jp/.

>>	Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. Fri Mar 13 23:10:58 2009 No.2242076 >>2242044 guesswhattimeitis.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:12:58 2009 No.2242088 >>2242064 Just reverse trap of course but man they're so hard to find where I live. I wish I knew where to find more fuck prissy chicks

>>	Dolor !Du1A6pui8g Fri Mar 13 23:12:58 2009 No.2242094 >>2242076 What are you talking about? It's clearly 838e7b93fb1b19ae7badf46da9cf81cd.jpg.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:14:58 2009 No.2242103 File: 307 KB, 1053x1513, everyeros_03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2242044 This obviously

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:15:58 2009 No.2242107 >>2242094 super genius detective alert

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:15:58 2009 No.2242108

>>2242088

I met this girl at a standardized test once that, despite my vast experience with reverse traps and identifying traps accurately, I could not tell if she was a male or a female. I still can't tell if this was a horrifying experience or just the best reverse trap ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:18:58 2009 No.2242118 >>2242103 oh god brb downloading

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:19:58 2009 No.2242128 >>2242103 Link? Can't find shit on google or /rs/.

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Fri Mar 13 23:19:58 2009 No.2242129 File: 146 KB, 656x600, 1236150555502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ask her over~

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:21:58 2009 No.2242135
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I once got in a fight with a guy, and as we were rolling along the floor, I ended up ripping his shirt, only to find out it was a chick, not a feminine looking dude.

We were both about to die of embarrassment, but thankfully the bouncer threw us both out, and we didn't have to endure the other patrons laughing at us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:21:58 2009 No.2242136 >>2242128 ANOTHER DETECTIVE APPEARS

>>	Dolor !Du1A6pui8g Fri Mar 13 23:21:58 2009 No.2242138 >>2242128 Have you tried "every eros"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:22:58 2009 No.2242140 >>2242128 >>2242128 fakku.net its not fap material as you'll be too busy laughing your ass off

>>	Dolor !Du1A6pui8g Fri Mar 13 23:23:58 2009 No.2242148 >>2242136 Wait a minute. You mean >>2242107 was on insult?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:24:58 2009 No.2242155 File: 50 KB, 800x600, CG09_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2242135 Did you accidentally touch her chest? Was her name Chris?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:25:58 2009 No.2242167 >>2242135 Did she develop a tsundere attitude towards you and end up fucking you several days later?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:33:58 2009 No.2242219 >>2242155 Well yeah I touched it, but her name was Renee. >>2242167 Nah, just gave her my jacket and went out for some coffee to get the drunkeness out of our system.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:39:58 2009 No.2242253 >>2242219 That's pretty awesome. All the reverse traps I've ever met probably would've just beaten the shit out of me.

>>	Dolor !Du1A6pui8g Fri Mar 13 23:40:58 2009 No.2242264 File: 409 KB, 1055x1512, everyeros_19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's happening in the second panel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:40:58 2009 No.2242268 >>2242219 fail

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:41:58 2009 No.2242276 >>2242264 They fell thru the TV into Souji's room in an akward position.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:42:58 2009 No.2242280 File: 124 KB, 600x849, kuma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2242264 I want to cover Kuma in cum, too. Cum-a.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:42:58 2009 No.2242282 >>2242103 I really wanted that cantaloupe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:46:58 2009 No.2242311 File: 190 KB, 770x874, 496d333c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2242253 Maybe if she was less (or more) drunk, or if we both didn't get kicked out, she would have. >>2242268 What, was I supposed to rape her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:51:58 2009 No.2242344 >>2242311 You obviously should've used the macking skills you picked up from eroges and /jp/ to successfully get in her pants.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:56:58 2009 No.2242381
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>>2242344
Well, that would have consisted of either rape, or doing nothing and expecting her to get down on her knees and give me a blow job.

Besides, it was fun enough drinking with her and getting into fights with other people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:58:58 2009 No.2242392 >>2242381 You must lead one hell of a life

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 23:59:58 2009 No.2242396 File: 228 KB, 1230x1713, 1197160294802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you were rolling around with her on the floor guy. you need to learn to follow through in other news, naoto is simply kino v2. I approve

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:04:58 2009 No.2242425
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>>2242396
Hey, at the time, I thought she was a guy. Once I knew it was a girl, I had other things on my mind than trying to get with her in a crowded place.

>>2242392
Not really.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:08:58 2009 No.2242451 >>2242425 She must have been butt ugly for you to mistook her for a guy. Or you must have been really drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:12:58 2009 No.2242474 >>2242425 You need to replay the scene and rack up the affection points.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:14:58 2009 No.2242486
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>>2242451
Like I said, I just thought she was a feminine looking guy, and considering the short hair, and how covered up she was compared to everyone else there, it didn't help matter.

Though yeah, I was a bit drunk, otherwise I never would have got into a fight in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:41:58 2009 No.2242646 >>2242396 I've never been sexually attracted to Kino...until now :\

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