/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22390826
I love big breasts so much.

I wanna prank a kiki by cleaning her messy room

>Hey girls, we got ourselves a lolicon

>>22390836
Dress up as a butler and call her "Mistress" while you're at it.

>>22390846
I wanna brush her hair

>>22390836
It's not a mess every thing has a place and besides it only look a messy because she is so focused on her master

>>22390838
What are they gonna do about it?

>>22390875
How do you explain that pile of underwear and tissues under her bed, then?

how do you ask a beautiful and hard-working gazer out on a date without getting rejected?

What is the best phrase to make a smug monster even smugger? I'm guessing something along the lines of "you can't rape me"

Today I learned about Madison Gas and Electric, and they serve over 100 000 household electricity and over 150 000 household with natural gas.

I picture an anon/femanon getting isekai'd to MGE only to be reborn as a grapesnake

>>22390911
>Alp grape
NO

>>22390888
It's hard to say, but if that one has a phone out they're definitely up to no good.

>>22390897
Cumshark her

>>22390890
Clearly those locations are the optimal spots for them

>>22390922
So wait you fuck a shark in front of her and that makes her want to date you?

>>22390846

>>22390919
What does she plan on doing with that phone!?

>>22390863
Be gentle

>>22390931
No you publicly quickshot masturbate onto her and run

>>22390940
You know what they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.
And video is worth even more.

>>22390951
>Tfw assaulted and married to some little girls that blackmailed me into getting in their van

>>22390911
>I didn't expect them to get this big.

>>22390937
I think she needs a bigger dress because clearly that one isn't covering her

>>22390973
Did you at least get the classic rock cds they promised?

>>22390835
Same!

>>22390949
that's not normal. also she'll hate me for getting her clothes messy

>>22390973
The Sabbath dream.

I feel bad for flat monsters that have moms with huge knockers, clearly those genes skip a generation

>>22390835
Same. Big bouncy breasts are the best and its rare I feel any attraction to women who lack them.

>>22390826
Gonna hug the Meido!

>>22390835
Massive maid mammaries are great

>>22390999
She'll make you pay for it by cumming in her holes!

Left or right?

>>22391002
At least she knows her daughter will have big tits

What if you told a vampire there's places where men give away blood for free to strangers?

>>22391008
having a little sag is also pretty good.

>>22391018
left. I prefer slimes.

>>22390973

>>22391028
They'd probably think those men are sluts until you explain why they donate

>>22391032
>>22391001
Who is making these lewd shirts for those innocent girls

What Does the Fox Say?

>>22391032
Hey, that's not fair at all. The police force is 75% canines to begin with!

>>22391018
Right is cuter.
>>22391028
>>22391037
You get some chocolate after donating, so that must be also an interesting image before you finish explaining it to her.

>>22391032
Would a lolihound were a lace thong or good girl panties?

>>22391044
Some very perverted loli arachne no doubt.

>>22391032
>>22391051
Yeah every time I bring up wasted taxpayer money they get mad.

>>22391059
Lace seems like a good match for hellhounds in general.

>>22391051
Monster cops always have an excuse to give men pat downs

>>22391076
>Ma'am I thought you said you pulled me over for a broken taillight
>Why do we need to have a strip search?

>>22391076
>Manticore cop slipping her tail down your pants because she thought you're hiding something in there

>>22391059
Pasties that only cover her pussy and flat breasts.

>>22391076
She has make sure that bulge in your pants isn't a weapon.

>>22391094
I bet a buddycop movie with a manticore would be fun

>>22390838
puppi cunni

The more innocent looking the monster the more lewd she is on the inside ans what looks more innocent than a loli

>>22391131
A toddler.

Do you think they could let a Baphomet run their Sabbath pyramid, or are they too bossy for that?

>>22391131
I want a predatory-looking monster that's actually innocent.

>>22391141
What if the Pharaoh is a Baphomet?

>>22391146
Is her nemesis a milf grape snake

>>22390986
Yeah but they wouldn't let me play them because that would drown out the sound of baby making
>>22391001
>>22391032
The kobold had my head in her lap while the pepper pupper got a belly full

>>22391146
>Pharaoh-Baphomet hybrid

>>22391173
Has science gone too far?

>>22391059
Spats and skirt

>>22391163
Yes, a very rich one who has three lizardgirls with alabaster scales and cyan eyes for minions.

>>22391181
>Pharaoh with apophis venom:I am growing stronger

I feel so lonely.

>>22391317
I want a clingy small ocelomeh!

Don't forget to give your dog onee-chan her daily wombpats , anon.

>>22391142
Why not the especially striking combination, a predatory-looking monster race as a little girl.
>loli Demon
>loli Hellhound
>loli Apophis
>loli Tsurara-Onna

>>22391317
"Solitude is different from loneliness, and it doesn't have to be a lonely kind of thing."-Fred Rogers

>>22391317

>>22391333
>loli Tsurara-Onna
Never knew I wanted this but I sure do now.

It's getting cold!

>>22391189
I want a lolihound to sit in my plap and start to grind against me with her skin-right spats.

>>22391044
me

>>22391356
Bike shorts in general are criminal.

>>22391356
>plap
I meant lap. Fuck.

>>22391037
Would it be NTR if you donated while being married to a vampire?

>>22391317
>tfw no kitsune mother/wife to take care of me
Why even live?

>>22391355
Lotus style with a yeti is a sure way to keep warm

>>22391317
Well at least you have us... misery loves company.

>>22391411
>You will never travel to the Monster Himalayas to seek out the wise, grey-furred Yetis that dwell on it's highest mountains.
>You will never get experience all the different ancient cuddling techniques and positions hands on.

The secrets of cuddle-fu!

>>22391394
Probably not unless she is yan. I like vampires and dhampirs but I also have AB- so I should donate plasma since that blood type has really good plasma

>>22391403
i guess to wait for stuff like this.

>>22391334
Mr. Rodgers is too good and pure for these threads

What does Eros say about divorce?

>>22391426
>tfw

Man I wish I had a Moldovan Shog maid to care for me.

>>22391411
I need a huge Yeti to fuck me in reverse missionary position.

Thighs.

>>22391342
as far as lolibabas go
something about senko makes her feel legit like an a little old lady.

>>22391433
Blasphemy

>>22391449
Just one of thousands of sights one can expect after exploring a spooky haunted castle.

>>22391433
"Death is a preferable alternative to infidelity."

>>22391462
I want a Yandere cupid!

>>22391462
I would pork that

>>22391462
How long do you have to avoid a Cupid's arrows for them to become crazed like this?

Do they start setting traps? Using guns that fire 'love bullets', maybe explosive devices strapped to your car. Whatever stops you running away.

>>22391462
>Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry - 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone fucked

Oh dear...

>>22391529
Big Bat Hugs!

BIG FAT _AT TATS

>>22391543
BAT CAT AND RAT TATS.

>>22391494
She never misses, she just enjoys her job SLIGHTLY too much.

>>22391421
I want the best hugs from a gray furred Yeti sage with hair covering her eyes

>>22391529
>after auntie uses echo location to see your cock.

>>22391545
Don't forget Hat(ter)

>>22391497
>Dad...I'm not a crazed archer dad I'm an agent of Eros.
>Well the difference being one's a job the other's a mental sickness!

>>22391494
Why she should be so persistent in the first place?

>>22391438
I will never experience love

>>22391565
I'd gladly get hit by a jar of her love juice

>>22391529
Looked like she was topless from thumbnail.

>>22391631
when you have kids but still a virgin

>>22391631
>Rachnee has the most kids
What a babe

Raiju-san no!

>>22391645
Eight legs, seven vagánias

>>22391653
Maybe more
Imagine

>>22391645
She looks exhausted

>>22391653
IMAGINE

>>22391353
>loli Tsurara-Onna confronts Anon, with a small frown and holding up a small ice dagger with both hands
>some moments later she's getting an anal pounding, with purple handprints scattered over her fat butt, and the icicles around her body have grown noticeably

How does a stork girl know when to bring a mommy and daddy their baby?

danuki control a blackmarket of humanboys. If you know you right people you can buy a real life boyfriend.

>>22391685
The youngsters keep dipping into the "product" though.

>>22391653
Just imagine.
>>22391666
She deserves to take it easy and be pampered.

>>22391685
do danukis sell lolis?

>>22391736
Monster "slave" sales are mentioned to be a method of infiltration in human lands.
Otherwise, it's hard to sell something that's being given away for free.

>>22391736
in what bizarro world does anybody sell their own customers

>>22391750
>free
Hell, the Sabbaths are mentioned to pay YOU to apprentice to their members.

>>22391681
Well you see when a mommy and daddy love each other very much then the stork knows

>>22391750
>Buy Ushi-Oni slave
>Danuki saleswoman says that the collar on her neck makes her follow any command
>Know that's a load of shit as my cousin got raped by his slave and the Demon saleswoman said the same thing
>Have a thing for spider butts anyways so I buy her for basically free
>Take her home and issue my first command
>You'll be my loving and caring wife for the rest of my days
>She's utterly surprised and can't even react as I yank her by the horns down to me and kiss her
>Take off her seal tossing it aside as I make sure I'm standing in front of something soft
>Tackles me and as I spend the rest of the day on my back getting my pelvis smashed to dust
>Ushi-Oni wife still wears slave collar refuses to take it off, and treats it like a wedding ring

>>22391681
She has to ask the cabbage Alraune first.

>>22391794
>vegtable alraunes
Fucking trash, who'd want a boring bitter tasting veggie when you could have a sweet and tasty fruit?

>>22391415
I hate you all.

>>22391821
>veggies
>bitter
The fuck are you eating mate?

But Barometz are the best plant girls, it's true.

>>22391825
It's alright, I hate me too.

Hey guys. Made some new art, a sort of dryad demon. I dunno if it's as good as the adult baph I drew previously, tough. Linking to the porn thread in /ic/ since it's lewd. Anyway, I'm still a freaking beginner at anatomy, so idk if it's actually good.
Black & white: >>>/ic/4198602
Quick Colors: >>>/ic/4198604

>>22391821
Fuck you vegetables are awesome case and point why is there veggies tales instead of fruit tales

>>22391750
it doesn't have to be free, i can be up for sale for $59.99

>>22391754
danukis selling their lolis to grown men, though

>>22391781
But who delivers the baby to a stork mom?

>>22391842
Fuck off

>>22391853
>not danukis selling grown men to lolis

>>22391861
>She is selling both at the same time to each other thus getting twice the money

>>22391861
i don't think men want to be sold to little girls, let alone little girls want to buy some large bastard

>>22391789
>Take off her seal
Doing that before incubizing seems like a bad idea.
You won't even be conscious for half the fucking.

>>22390820
Post more wormgirls

>>22391874
>i don't think men want to be sold to little girls
Hahahahaa

>>22391842
That's pretty damn good.
I feel like the colors might be different on the colored one? Not quite sure how though.

>>22391883
doesn't that sound weird? and imagine be auctioned or just simply be put on a leash and get purchased by a small monstrous little girl. like, what's a little girl going to do with full grown man she completely owns as property?

>>22391879

>>22391842
The exact right mix of scary and sexy. It's really hard to believe you're a beginner when it's this good.

>>22391846
Wasnt that like a Christian thing or something.

>>22391908
Kinda sorta mainly

>>22391900
I don't speak vodka what is she saying

>>22391895
I'd want a little kiki to buy me and coax me into being her master.

>>22391921
>Q: how do sandworms brush their teeth?
>A(pic text): How? With my tongue, of course. I do it very thoroughly. And you can join in...

>>22390820
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

Follow this damn link and read what you get, if you get an entry that doesn't end with "And then they trap the man for all eternity/the rest of their lives" you'd be extremely lucky.

>>22391895
I'm not even a lolicon and would rather be put on a leash by a woman bigger than me, but even I can see the appeal of being property of of someone way smaller than you and having to obey her every whim.
>what's a little girl going to do with full grown man she completely owns as property?
Take a wild fucking guess.

>>22391891
>>22391904
Thanks. Those are just lazy colors, but I've just made a new version and saturated the skin a bit more so It doesn't look washed out.
I had made the skin green first, but I think brown looks better, idk.

>>22391938
I got False Book so I guess I'm lucky

>>22391938
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
Menten Sie: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

From yours I got https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Recorded_Monster_Girl_Encounter_-_Case:_Dragon

>>22391842
Nice job anon. Great to see you doing more.

>>22391938
Are you the same guy form /tg/?

>>22392039
I did not inhale

>>22391018
I can't pick

When is it lime slime time?

>>22391018
Right. Not a slime person.

Friendly reminder that loli throats were built for massive onii-chan cock.

YOU DIED

>>22391939
>Take a wild fucking guess.
she's going to play with him?

>>22392123
No kitty, that's a bad kitty!

>>22392080
it's been officially confirmed that slimes in dragon quest taste like lime so lime slime time is all the time

Do cheshires have human like feet, or paws? This is an important question

>>22392080
>lime slime time
Ain't that a crime

>>22392154
Depends.

>>22392128
Probably board games or something

>>22392154
Faws.

>>22392163
Snakes and ladders is always a fun one

>>22392154
It's wonderland so she could easily have regulation size meaty paws stuffed in there.

>>22392169
>>22392162
I hope its paws, but seems like it would probably be rata size footpaws. Which is still fine, but I want anubis size paws!

>>22392170
>Snakes and ladders is always a fun one
Just don't play it with a snake or if you do call it some thing else

>>22392154
If they have paw hands they most likely have paw feet.

>>22392154
Doesn't Exet's game show them?

Slime girl cum inflation!

>>22392237
What?

>>22392237
>>22392154

>>22392263
Oh fuck.

I want cheshire-san to step on me!

>>22391613
maybey youll experience a simulacra of it .

>>22391317
I need her fluffiness in my life

>>22392263
I'm the sort of guy who Cheshires would go after. Gyaru cheshires especially.

>>22392154
> This is an important question
why?

>>22392345
Because that Anon needs to know whether the Cheshire Cat has toes to suck or paw pads to kiss.

>>22392345
>>22392358
Either way I want them on my dick and in my face. I just like paws more though.

MAGIC WAND, MAKE MY MONSTER GROOOOW!

What is the best MG to grow, and to what size(Form a minimun of 2 people to... Dunno?)

So what would it be like to have a foot fetishist wife?

>>22392358
She van have either. Ratatoskr don't necessarily have thin feet either.

>>22392385
Rata feet are smaller in comparison to anubis, but paws in general are great to me.

>>22392371
Leave.

>>22392371
>>>/d/ ask here.

>>22391367
especially on wans and foxes

>>22388156
I meant the subversion of the Poseidon faith in the sense that worshipers of Dagon/The Chaos Demons would be more depraved. Sort of like the difference between the teachings of the Chief God and the Demon Lord, for example. Sort of a restrained order versus perverted chaos. I'd like to amend my original post and state that Deep Ones would be more theocratic as a society, but still have elements of ancestor worship. As to what happens to the husbands, who knows or cares. But the idea of them being socially inept is rather pleasant as well given how deep in the ocean they'd live.

I know I'm probably dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight on this one. But having anatomy at least somewhat similar to the fish from Toumasu in the image with translucent eye lids and the ability to see your sperm hitting all of your waifu's eggs is rather appealing in its own way. But I digress, to each their own.

>>22391367
>>22391356
>>22391189
I want a rata in a skirt and pantyhose to sit on my face

>>22391821
you that stupid fuck that's all about fruit and MEAT ONLY?

>>22392392
The rata in the imagem hás thinner feet than the Anubis.
It means little.

>>22392123
The stacked cheshires ultimate trump card

>>22392442
>That
>Stacked

whats your party composition?

http://imgbox.com/g/RQxZVGOYMD
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 138. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru, dA and VK.
This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/jEKg82va

>>22392493
Hellhound
Manticoore
Ushi-Oni
Ocelomeh
Red Cap
Thunderbird

>>22392544
high damage potential but how do you protect yourself?

>>22392418
literally nobody wants you here fuck off faggot

>>22392496
nice ushi

>>22392542
>Ghost Foxes whisper lewd things into your ears while she rides you.

I-I just wanted to make a donation to the Fox Shrine!

>>22392642
Congratulations, you donated yourself

>>22392479
Shes not super stacked but shes still got some meat.

>>22392542
Those are some big ghost tittes!

>>22392551
with a shield, duh. all i gotta worry about are a few demon realm weapon swings and i'm safe and sound

Krampusnacht is coming, have you been a good boy?

>>22392852
Cool Medusa, is she an adventurer?

>>22392496
ty wikifag

>>22392847
Of course I've been a naughty boy

>>22392847
I never understood why they have holes, is to make it swing better of the marks?

Your party finds an Emblem of Satiation. What happens?

>>22392847

Wife gaunt.

>>22392870
the holes are for the noise it makes when swung very fast.

>>22392847
How do I get a krampus gf?

>>22392872
What one is that?

>>22392894
https://pastebin.com/A7QcmniX

>>22392918
>Although it is not a problem if it is mana in normal air, while wearing this emblem, if you step foot into the Mamono Realm full of Mamono Mana, or the bedroom where monsters and their partners have joined, you will immediately transform into an incubus or monster.
That reminds me, they never told us what Divine Lands(Areas with high Divine Mana) are good for, other than casting spells of the appropriate magical school and selecting heroes.

>>22392876
Pretty cute gaunt. She has a fat ass

>>22392939
Monster girls in jeans is good civilization.

>>22392847
Speaking of holiday traditions, where’s my questionably racist Dark Elf Santa look-alike? Its just coal dust, she swears!

how do i get an vidya otaku succubus gf that i can cuddle with and play psycho soldier on mame with

Wuuuuuuurm

>>22392969
How does she do her hair in a bun?

>>22392918
>Engraved with the design of a goddess with insect wings.
Wonder what goddess it is.

>>22392969
hit the gym, heard you'll gain height too

>>22392080
It's time.

>>22392976
Momma worms have their secrets.

>>22392496
>that loli Barometz
holy fuck

>>22392654
i'd donate myself to a fox or fox spirit

Pitch your ideas for romantic comedies.

>>22393108
A boy falls in love with a girl...

>>22393108
Love at first sight between a sandworm and guy. Neither speak the other's language. 12 episodes of them trying to learn each other's language and be with one another while not understanding each other at all.
She tries to adapt to moving around a home and human world. He tries to work around a monster girl he can't even speak to.

i LIKE my generic romcoms.

>>22393134
but...

If a wurm had a daughter would momma wurm be more a sister or a friend to her?

Dragons are great for subservience.

>>22393174
Doragon

>>22393169
Forskarr FlottSormir!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iTyVoet9w0

The sun sets on a dusty saloon. Monstergirl Pizza Quest is Live! https://fiction.live/stories/Monster-Girl-Pizza-Quest/PazCQwBNjw8myz54t/Day-3-Ongoing/ReaE95Km6GYzhQ6oK

>>22393157
he is unable to confess. Until...

i need an automaton with an adjustable lewd level so that she can be lewd 24/7 and reference sex every given moment and desire only sex forever as long as the maximum lewd setting is switched on or she can be anti-sexual and condemn inappropriate behavior so that i can feel like i'm better than someone whenever she lashes out at a succubus that's hitting on me or an anon that's referencing cunny or something

>>22393174
Isn’t this that new archetype they introduced?

>>22393232
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

>>22392496
Nice genie, artist or source?

>>22393230
Yes. The Dragonmaids. Doragon's mangaka thought they were cool, too.

>>22393242
Calm down Kaga-san.

>>22393255
Cool. I saw their release but never looked into it. What’s their playstyle?

>>22393265
HOW CAN YOU SHOW ME THAT AND EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN?! Also, the foxes need longer tails.

Big brown fox.

>>22393275
small yellow fox

>>22393214
the day he held aloft his magic sword, and sang...

>>22390820
>Login to a online multiplayer game
>It's an Monstergirl Encyclopedia centric game
>loading screen
>loading completes
>multiplayer menu theme song kicks in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIWnz0x_pSQ
>game asks which faction you're joining

Pic related, Choose your side

>>22393108
Two spergs fall in love, but being spergs, sperg, so non-sperging friends of the spergs help them over come their sperging long enough to confess, while the friends fall in love with each other, and the finale is a double wedding

>>22393270
I think the girls are used to summon their dragon forms.

>>22393290
Spectator

>>22393290
I'll take the titties.

>>22393255
>look them up
>the dragon forms look more than a little scalebait-y
I don't like it

>>22393290
Demon.

https://files.catbox.moe/q62xqr.png

>>22393285
My, my, Ms. American Pie~
Drove my Chevy to the levies, but the levies were dry~
And the good ol’ boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing...

>>22393312
Dragons showing off their prior/monstrous form is normal, even in MGE.

>>22393321
I'd wrassle with a hellhound I was babysitting.

>>22393321
oh fuk

>>22393328
No I mean the way that they're drawn

>>22393328
MGE dragons just look like regular drawings of dragons, not cutesy feminine dragons.

>Who are you calling a "dead fish in bed?"

>>22393321
I need an adult.

>>22393290
>>22393301
>>22393309
>>22393315
Order/Order Faction's Multiplayer theme music and its alternatives:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFqoiRcnp0A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKQc_9E1nMU

Monstergirl Faction/Demon Realm Military's multiplayer music and its alternatives:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T-Kj3a3pnQ

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dnha1Fz5TA

Theme song for whatever "Neutral" faction would exist in the game (Though would there be ANY "neutral" factions in MGE to begin with?)

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGiWUmWffRI

>>22393374
So does that hellhound, but for a very different purpose.

>>22393375
Dont do this, at all

>>22393321
Hmph, you think this bothers me? You can't rape the willing, little girl!

How would an mg react to a blind anon who thinks she's a different kind of monster? would they try to correct him?
>>Blind anon thinks his shog maid is a regular slime

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77723497

>>22393406
>Hey, aren't you going to struggle?
>Mommy didn't tell me this could happen
>Hah, so you are struggling after a- W-Wha- don't thrust your hips, you s-slut!

How do I get a vakeryie gf?

>>22393418
I accept this lilim.

>>22393408
Can males be blind moe?

>>22393432
FUS RO DAH

>>22389318
White Horns in plow pose are dangerous
https://files.catbox.moe/0hoy92.png

>>22392178
>he wants anubis sized paws

>>22393462
>thought link was a new art piece
>turns out it's my /monster/ request from a year ago

>>22393477
Pawjob!

>>22393439
Anything better than lewd pure monster nuns?

>>22393477
Big. Meaty. Paws.

>>22393477
Is this new?

>>22393601
Yes

>>22393552
I sure do. Galileo was a great probe.

>>22393601
No, you can divide the time between then and now into infinity, so it's ancient.

Love your dragon mommy

>https://twitter.com/nodusfm/status/1186451877090643969

>>22393477
I want to shave her paws and make her show them off to everybody.

Need to have a holy variant to monsters

Sons of the Chif Gawd, or if we want to really rework the lore, maybe do something with the Traitor Hero maybe not being so traitorous?

>"Lilith honey I love you, but rape is not the way."

Lilim-tier holy counterparts having a sibling rivalry with the Lim sisters

>>22393439
I want to confess to her about my troubles with no lewd thoughts or intentions!

>>22390820
>Be Hero
>Of a… practical and magnanimous variety
>You've found yourself coming to the assistance of both men and monsters
>It is a 'special' type of relationship you have with certain organization with monsters
>You've come to find these monsters are benevolent, with hopes and dreams and regrets
>They are people
>You've made a name for yourself even among the Demon Realms
>Many had come to see of 'Anon the Fair', come to outright adore your presence
>You are welcomed by their villages, their warriors fight alongside you when your cause is noble
>Some to challenge to honorable duel, some to just talk to, you'd grant an audience for them all
>They've even granted your requests for space, very few have attempted to make you breed
>Not just out of fear, but out of a subtle respect
>But upon this Sabbath having come to ask things of you, did their 'Medical Branch' pick up on your propensity against love
>Such a thought almost seemed to terrify them
>Their little faces drawn to horror and confusion
>They desperately asked to treat you
>They made all sorts of promises and oaths that no debauchery would occur
>You couldn't accept their offer
>This was a burden you must bear
>You bid farewell to a reluctant staff, exiting their massive magitech construct down an 'elevator'
>Soon enough you are joined by a Salamander, a warrior, a warrior you've known
>"Tlipa, I'd never thought you'd have the guts to admit a need for aid, yet you're at the Sabbath Hospital?" You tease
>She gives out a laugh, a forced one. "Everybody needs help now and then, Anon." She replies, you frown.
>Her voice was calm, nurturing, betraying her otherwise fiery and loud demeanor.
>The elevator opens again, revealing multiple towering Minotaurs and Houlstars, "Morning Anon." They sharply greet. Lips sealed shut.
>Again the elevator opens on the next floor, revealing a Hellhound, an Oni, and a dark mage.
>And again on the next for a Raiju
>People shift around to make room for the now crowded elevator, once you were alone and now with a tightly packed crowd
>All warriors, all surrounding the Hero.
>You could see the sweat droplets run down a Minotaur's temple, you could smell the adrenaline permeating the air, they were nervous.
>'A danger to others as you are to yourself' the little Goat Doctor said it.
>Would the Medical Sabbath really not let you go? Over a Phobia?
>You eye the positioning of the girls behind you, their position, which one to strike first.
>"Before we do this, does anybody want to get off?" You abruptly state, you weren't going to play along any longer, it was time to end this.
>Silence maintains inside the cramped elevator for a few moments, before finally the Raiju speaks. "I just want to let you know Anon." Her fur stands on end and crackles, you get into a guard stance. "This is nothing personal."

So what do people think of this?

>>22393703
does that mean what i think it means?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't mock the elven knights.
Their fancy armor and light looking weapons aren't just for show.

>>22393715
>Instead, don't mock the elven knights.
Their fancy armor and light looking weapons aren't just for show.

>>22393477
Why is it always my anubis posts that get me latenight drawings? Either latenight likes anubis(es? anubi?), or anubis makes me lucky

>>22393819
I wish an anubis would let me get lucky. Not actually though; despite being attractive I don't care for their gimmick.

>>22393680
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=Need+to+have+a+holy+variant+to+monsters
Hmmmm...

>>22393833
It's been strange watching it try to communicate.

>>22393703
Is it out already?

>>22393703
>furries
into the trash

>>22393252
bump

>>22393819
Anubises, because "i" plurals are only for latin words. The plural for "octopus" is actually "octopodes", by the way.

>>22393477
>>22392178
>>22392154
>Anon last seen smothered in anubis, cheshire, and rata paws

Can monsters truly be trusted to not rape you after they say "I'm not going to rape you"

>>22393881
Yesno

>>22393878
See also Sphinx, Hellhound, Grizzly, Jinko, Yeti...

>>22393881
Just gotta find yourself a good girl who don't want no semen.

>>22393856
Two volumes of the manga are.

>>22393321
>>22393419
push her down and masturbate directly onto her anus

>>22393698
more plz

>>22393878
I wish

>>22393886
Somehow, not too big on yetis, might just remind me that I'm freezing in the winter too much. Grizzlys' design is just a bit weird to me, so not a big fan of them, everything else though, I wanna feel all their pawpads

>>22393881
If an elf said it then yeah that's just a fact, elves are noble and don't preform the savage and boorish act of rape when their superior bodies are all they need to get a boyfriend

>>22393931
t.Elf

>>22393703
But will it make the cut?

>>22393931
Truly elves are great for befriending thanks for showing me the light. Now I know that being just friends with an elf won't lead to rape.

>>22393969
source?

>>22393980
The ones with a deep tan are the best and most friendly.

>>22394015
No idea.

>>22393408

>>22394015
ishuzoku reviewers. It's non-h though

>>22393886
Her paws are as big as her own head.

>>22394045
How else are they going to keep silly boys in their place?

Give a Cupid an arrow and she'll ask for a bow.
Give a Cupid a bow and she'll be giving away the arrows.

Won't someone please take the lonely dark matter scholar on a date? Give her time and she'll think about owning cats!

>>22394052
>This is my Anon. There are many like him, but this one is mine!

>>22394066
Does she have a fat bottom? Nerdy girls with fat bottoms are my weakness.

>>22393980
M8 I'm pretty sure it's a bad idea to friend zone an elf oh and a worse if you double down and also say she's like a sister to you

>>22394072
They make the rockin' world go 'round

>>22394060
But what if she uses the arrow to fire her bow then she needs another bow

>>22393980
>>22393931
Your not fooling me elf

>>22394090
She's one of those dummy thicc Cupids isn't she? The kind that gives her position away by the clap of her ass cheeks.

Is it true that 'Shortstack' is the latest fashion for Undead Kingdom socialites?

>>22393871
>>22393252
The source list says its by some ruskie named awee

>>22394074
>say she's like a sister to you
That just sounds like the start to some incest role play how is telling a monster that a bad thing?

>>22394072
Please anon just one drop, we need to see what happens when a dark matter marries, do it for the good of demonic science and love

>>22394143
Okay, but do I need a hazmat suit?

Impregnate Dorf.

>>22394149
i'd rather impregnate a gremlin, friendo

>>22394041
>>Miss Slime sure is squishy today! Can you feel the warmth of a slime's blush?

>>22394144
JUST FUCK HER DON'T THINK IT'S NOT THAT HARD

>>22393859
Wait until you find out about the angel.

>>22394090
I wonder how long a Cupid could stand you doing archery blatantly wrong

>>22394173
Longer than a Wood Elf.

>>22394114
>source list
There is a source list? Where?

What kinds of monsters would your waifu be friends with

>>22394124
What if you say "You're like a mother to me" instead?

>>22394156
I'm expecting a link.

>>22394156
I want to be forced to impregnate an ugly bitch gremlin girl so bad. and then get raped by ugly bitch red caps and goblins because I have fetish for short yet aggressivly sexual girls

>>22394187
She says she doesn't need friends because all she needs is me but I'm planning on cutting her off from headpats until she makes a friend

>>22394175
Wood Elf banter is particularly heavy, especially if you're a bumbling spoon-ear.

>>22393898
https://files.catbox.moe/oy2w53.png

>>22394197
The only reason I'm shit at archery is because the wood elves watching are too cute it's distracting

>>22394192
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77725018
enjoy

>>22394201
>Wood Elves insist on you taking your shirt off while practicing.
>Their face masks hide the fact that they're biting their bottom lip as your strong Human muscles pull back the bowstring.

>>22394210
>Their lips turn to laughter as you make a bullseye
>On the wrong target

>>22394188
>Accidentally call your boss at work mom

>>22394143
>Wasting even a drop on this old, miserable granny
>When you could just go for the nearby young Valkyrie who'll serve and protect you for the rest of eternity

>>22394199
the dream, thanks.

>>22394143
i'll have sex with her if the ball penetrates her ass and vibrates while i'm inside her

>>22394188
She may be a Sister, but she can be your mommy as well.

>>22394160
Don’t think that it’s not that hard? You’re saying I shouldn’t underestimate the challenge before me?

>>22394268
She should buy a sewing kit because that dress is holy

>>22394184
Fanart galleries at at the top

>>22394278
JUST PUT THE DICK IN THE PUSSY ALREADY ANON
FOR THE LOVE OF THE DEMON LORD HURRY UP
SHE'S THINKING ABOUT BUYING HER FIRST PET

You don't wanna friendzone elves, anon.
Just. Don't.[/spiiler]