/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Do this.

I'd do Eirin, since then she'd cure me right ?

>>2237933
>>2237941
samefag

>>2237933
Every single one

>"Oh man, this is gonna be GREAT!"

>This is what he thought to himself as he selected an image to upload. Rather than spending his lunch break idly chatting with other students, he'd taken out his laptop - not that that was unusual for him - and opened Firefox. There would be no need to type an address, as /jp/ was his homepage... and perhaps some small part of him even considered it an actual home. "Now, what kind of topic could I quickly make before my next class..."

I don't want to fuck a whore.

>>2237960

Speaking from experiance, Anon?

hatesex

none of them.

Touhou's is inhuman monsters who has shallow characters

A Deity can never have herpes or any disease at all.

>>2237962
lol no, I'm doing these for shit threads. You missed the Haruko combo one

>>2237982
>sex
>shallow characters

So you think that contradicts?

>>2237994
You just replied to the lowest quality troll ever.

>>2238003
But Touhous are not human, they are horrible youkai who want nothing more than our flesh.

>>2238016
Do you mean that they want to commit sins of the flesh?

>>2238016
Yeah, what's with all those "i'd hit it" posts? You should be eternally grateful if you survive after encountering any of them.

>>2237966

Ugh, I just pretend every new character from SSIB doesn't exist

Think it was agreed in some ancient thread back in the non-existant golden age that *any* sexual activity with touhous is out of the question unless you are prepared to face the consequences.

>>2238034
All manga, fighting, photography, and versus games are not canon.

Doujins and danmaku games are canon.

>>2238016
even youmu?

>>2238043
those boobs are too big for a touhou, that is nothing more than a unknown youkai.
kill yourself.

>>2238043
I'll rape Akyu, what can you do about that?

>>2238054

>those boobs are too big for a touhou

Have you been living on Mars or something?

>>2238054
>>2238064

Alice Margatroid laughs at this Anonymous's faggotry.

>>2238064

I believe this is a study in inconsistency.

>>2238089

Or perhaps, in psychology.

Anon possesses some rather impressive mental fortitude.
When faced with the possibility of being slaughtered with a billhook and serves as dinner to a daemon cat and a lovecraftian horror, he still has the composure to calmly comment on his would-be executioner's breast size.

any of them, if im allowed to use condom.

>>2238112
Clearly, both Chen and Saya are flat-chested.

>>2238089
little girl yukarin is the best.

>>2238030

>they are horrible youkai who want nothing more than our flesh.

Oh, yes, Chen, eat me! Eat me harder! Oh, god, right there, right there, do it harder, use that rough little tongue! Ohhhhh, god, yes...!

>>2238198
Goddamnit, Arc, stop that.

>>223820

Sorry, Len was giving me that dream again. You know, the one where Ran and Chen decide to have me for the main course.

>>2238205

Ask Len to give you that dream where Nero rapes you to death over and over.

By "ask" I mean "violate Len" so she does it as payback.

>>2238230

I prefer to have the one in which I'm being gangraped and then cut up and thrown in a dumpster by a bunch of pissed-off Anons, myself. Nrvnqsr's just one guy, and tentacle rape isn't really my fetish.

But I will violate Len. Even though she's supremely used to that sort of thing.

Sage for RP. Jesus fucking Christ go back to fucking gaia you American slag.

>>2238274
Oh my, looks like we have a newfag here in /jp/ today.

>>2238259

>Nrvnqsr's just one guy

I thought he was, y'know, 666 people.

>>2238274
But everyone on /jp/ loves to RP!

>>2238287
>>2238292
Hi Arcueid.

>>2238287
>newfag
>defends Arc tripfag

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>2238297

2238287 lol i dunno
2238292 no