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Shirou went to a local pizza parlor. The waitress asked him if he wanted the pizza cut into 6 or 4 slices. "You better cut it into 4," Shirou said. "I don't think I could eat 6."

>> No.2235401

Best thread on /jp/.

Sadly.

>> No.2235400

You lost me

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>> No.2235404

You lost me.

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Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't go to yours.

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>>2235397
I see what you didn't there.

>> No.2235424

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FUCKING AAAAARRRRRHGGHHHHHH

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You can observe a lot just by watchin'

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>> No.2235457

God. Too many people are misunderstanding Shirou's character. He's very moral and ethical but is perfectly logical and mentally developed when dealing with every other subject except sexuality. So when faced with a situation in which anyone else would understand sexual conotations, Shirou would come up with a perfectly logical view, colored by his own large sense of moral responsability -- and be totally devoid of any understanding of the sexual conotation, thereby utterly mistaking the event for something else.

Posting a Shirou image in a thread bears with it a responsability to depict Shirou's thoughts and words in their most correct form. Otherwise you'll rob 4chan of his valuable comedic effect.

>> No.2235470

>>2235457
who cares,Shiki is superior anyway.

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>>2235457
I never said most of the things I said.

>> No.2235477

>>2235457
His personality makes him seem very dense. Like him sacrificing himself to *try* to save Saber from Berserker. Or the way he jumped out the window from the second story (or was it third?) after he rescued Ilya in HF.

Even if he is intelligent, he's not wise.

>> No.2235478

>>2235457

It's just a meme. Calm yourself.

>> No.2235490

>>2235397

Hahaha i love Shirou

>> No.2235502

>>2235477
He is a motherfucking mindfucked person, whose only think that makes him conscious is the hapiness of others.
There is nothing he considers fun.
The reason he moves his body is to help people.

He is a broken, self-destructive individual whose faulty reasoning and broken thought process make him come out as a caring and protective person.
It doesn't matter if you are stronger, more capable, or not that good a person.

The contradiction of living his life for others while being very conscious of himself approaches Jesus levels.

Or as you just said 'a bit dense'

>> No.2235505

我が身既に鉄なり
我が心既に空なり
天魔覆滅

>> No.2235509

>>2235502
It sounds like you're making my case for me. That's my point, he often doesn't use logic in his thinking because he's broken, giving the impression that he's not too bright (or, for a better term, wise).

>> No.2235523

>>2235457
It's mostly people who think Platonic Magician is canon. Shirou isn't ignorant of sexual matters, it's perfectly understandable that he would be hesitant to fuck a girl he just met in order to transfer magical energy.

>> No.2235525

>>2235509
I'm not making your case.
He is mindfucked.
He has a very different thought process and approach then most people. Nothing to do with wisdom.

>> No.2235539

>>2235525
If we define logic as "what most people would do in a situation" then Shirou is very unlogical. If we define unlogical as "unwise" then he is not wise.

He may have a handicap because he's mentally broken, but I cant call him a genius just because he does what he thinks works.

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God damn it. I haven't laughed at this kind of bland humor since high-school.

>> No.2235542

>>2235397
I laughed, raged, cried, and laughed again

>> No.2235549

The waiter said that cut not to eat.

Where am I suppose to laugh on this?

>> No.2235551

>>2235539
Your definitions are wrong, for starters.

Logic and wisdom carry different meanings, defining one as another...

>> No.2235554

>>2235549
You should learn English first, Anonymous.

>> No.2235588

>>2235551
Ok then, if we drop the definitions it still follows that Shirou is illogical in his thinking compared to what society would define as logical.

Because of that, he gives the sense that he is not bright to many people.

>> No.2235617

>>2235588
Sue, he gives the image.
The point is, he is borderline psycho, not just stupid.

>> No.2235707

>>2235549
No matter how you cut the pizza there will still be the same amount of food. The joke is that Shirou thinks less slices=less food.

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SHIROU IS FUCKING STUPID, STOP ARGUING ABOUT IT.

>> No.2235773

>>2235588
Because he wants to be a superhero, he rarely does anything proactive and usually waits for an opportunity to arise where he can help, or when someone asks him directly.

His first thought is always 'how can I help', rather than 'what's going on' or 'how do I go about not making things worse' and that can be really confusing for other people to deal with.

He's basically Japan's version of the Tick: Single-mindedly focused on his ideal of heroism and being nigh-invulnerable. (in Fate anyway)

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