/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22265491
Nine tails for nine times the fun.

>>22265501
Ignore the fox, instead enjoy the nude pictures and diagrams of Ran exposing parts of herself. These kinds of things are found everywhere on technical websites and in textbooks. She must be a total exhibitionist!

>>22265491
She is very cute, so you can't blame Ran for wanting to control her.

>>22265491
How do I install Ran? I can provide the hardware, assuming its developer wasn't shortsighted enough to make it only work on very specific models.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Ran, is in fact, Yakumo Ran, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Yakumo Yukari's Ran. Ran is not a youkai unto herself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning youkai made useful by kitsune corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full youkai as defined by ZUN.

>>22266220
/g/et out

>>22266220
Knowing that youkai (or at least the Yakumo line, I have some doubts still about the Luanfian family) respect my freedoms is kind of reassuring. Thanks, RMS-kun.

install chentoo

does she mine bitcoins

Around Ran, never relax.

>>22267269
It's okay, the only virgins she likes are shotas.

>>22266284
>Ears
>Boobs
>Sleeves
>Eyebrows
>Tails

>>22265491
im going to put my dick in the operating system

I like tigers.

Prepare for mofu

>>22265516
MODS
MODS

>>22268403
no you dont!!!!

Learning Ran was actually cracked Ukranian firmware gave me a complicated feeling.

>>22265491
Does Yukari keep the source code for Ran stored in a hard drive somewhere?

>>22283762
It'd be kinda cool if whenever she was around you could hear the faint sound of keygen music in the background

>>22283812
Yeah, the hard drive is called her brain.

>>22265491
Why do people spam this? She is not some parasite and host. Ran is a balanced gestalt being, two symbiotic components working in perfect harmony; the ultimate fusion of mom and wife.

>>22288770
So why does Yukari beat her?

>>22291087
Dumb slut keeps trying to make Microsoft Edge the default browser, you wouldn't blame Yukari if you were in the same position as her.

>>22291115
A beating is far too generous for that. I'd format and install an alternative system after the second time.

>>22291087

She secretly enjoys it

>>22291087
It's a cover so that everyone doesn't know Ran secretly enjoys it.

>>22289345
Too bad it was shota trash.

A discord bot.

>>22291087
She breaks the xorg

>>22301461
I imagine Yukari is gapping her face on that beanbag

>>22265491
You are an bio-mechanism with open-source program called consciousness.exe. Being a part of endless web of energy streams that affect one another on binary basis, here being action>outcome, you may or not be overwhelmed by collective of unmodified consciousness.exe, that are believing anything making it the right thing, despite yourself trying to be independent of their all-same "uniqueness", in operating system sense being as retarded as to say "my pc is better than yours because my desktop wallpaper or icons are arranged this way". Unless you will find others in situation simillar to your own, and so here we are on /jp/ weaponized with consciousness.exe (autism bundle), where in the end of the day the janny boy gaps your shitposts to abyss. Mods judge you black or white but still can't help people who gapaway, I mean ban evade and Hiro same as his unkown precedesor did, bussofuins you if he feels like it. (but in Gensokyo we would be girls)

>>22265491
*pats her*

MY
FUCKING
DICK

Let me in anon, don't you believe in shikigami?

>>22314716
WHAT
GAME

>>22314723
How do I make Ran my shikigami

>>22315595
eratouhoureverse.
Hope you like being a sub, although Ran really likes to milk you dry. Protip use debug mode.

>>22316927
What about Yukari?

>>22317504
Mainly geared towards yuri. Likes using her fingers.

>>22317536
Well that's disappointing
I wanted to make my waifu my wife

Sleepover with the fox and family!

>>22265501
Nine times the FLUFF!

>>22265491

Big fox with big boobs and big tails!

>>22337543
Marota's Yakumo family is a damn miracle.

>>22341404
I wanna be adopted.

>>22342012
Would you still if the adoption process was Yukari bashing your skull in with an umbrella and installing the latest version of Yakumo OS on what was left of your brain?

>>22266132
yukari is a woman and can barely program as a result, she complains regularly about usability errors in her own work and is perpetually disatisfied with it.

>>22342063
No, because not only would I not get the loving experience I wanted, but the now heavily damaged hardware that is my brain wont even do its new job properly and be near useless

>>22342375
Being Ran’s mentally invalid son!

someone post the picture of all them eating humans.

>>22343155
>implying we weren't mentally invalid before the beating
If anything it might just help to have the box shaken up a bit.

>>22343309
Correct. It's basically a reallocation of stats from WIS and CHA to INT.

>>22343332
>implying I have any CHA or WIS to begin with

>>22343379
/r9k/ pls go

>>22343730
I ain't /r9k/ though. For one I'm perfectly happy with my lack of social skills and inability to learn from mistakes.

>>22342063
Technically you can't even get adopted into the Yakumo family. Yukari already has a collection of children programs that lack hosts. The furthest you can get is giving up your body to become a vessel for one of her children. Your consciousness probably gets overwritten and "you" as an individual ceases to exist.

Fox cunny!
Hag cunny!
Cat pussy!

>>22343775
>The furthest you can get is giving up your body to become a vessel for one of her children.
This is close enough for most purposes.

How will Ran escape from her situation?

>>22346820
Spreading her arms apart and snapping the rope with her superhuman strength

>>22265491
shikigami have no rights so the only problem is that the operating system sometime doesn't work

>>22346998
Percussive maintenance is never the answer!
Except with very old mac computers. Those were just built bad.

Yukari is evil because she uses proprietary shikigami.
Only the Magicians allow free use, modification and distribution of spells.

>>22347376
>Percussive maintenance is never the answer!
oh anon, i'd agree, but you seem to have said something wrong

>>22347674
I agree with that anon though, percussive maintenance is more likely to damage the computer than fix the problem. it'd be better to get into the thing and directly fix the malfunctioning part instead of hitting it until it starts working.

>>22291087
Because Yukari is so evil she literally abuses animals.

>>22347761
nonsense, you just have to beat some sense into the dumb fo-i mean, use a little gentle persuasion to make the computer work

>>22347926
beating that sense into them will likely reduce the system's lifespan, or at least make future maintenance harder

>>22347956
i don't think one who can manipulate the border of life and death and is best buddies with the ghost in charge of the netherworld has to worry about reducing ran's lifespan

>>22347994
More importantly, it reduces Yukari's levels of stress. Which is far more valuable than the loss of efficiency compared to a "better" method of maintenance.

>>22348010
but wouldn't invasive brain su- I mean specialised diagnosis also reduce stress? and not make ran braindead from damage?

>>22347994
sauce?
(for image)

>>22348443
from one of the official books with the three fairies of light, i can't be fucked to look up which one
obviously "anon" is edited, originally it said "reimu"

>>22348552
oh, boo

>>22348611
why so disappointed? what kinds of punishments did you have in mind for yukari-sama to give you, anon?

These frequent beatings are really starting to take their toll on Ran's mental health.

>>22350048
ran dont do it! i still havent married you yet!

>>22346998
do you think yukari uses dynamic linking?

>>22265491
Why is this a meme?

>>22353737
It's not a meme, it's merely a fact of the shikigami running on kyuubi hardware.

That fox is made for loving deep creampies.

>>22353846
That shikigami is made for my Big Data server

Are Ran's feet like a human's or like a fox's?

>>22356069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVonuR379A
The integrity of her human cosplay depends on how hard she needs to kick.

>>22356141
I want her to gently kick my balls

>>22343746
You may not be /r9k/, but your inability to properly use the quotation function implies that you aren't /jp/ either.

>>22265491

>>22357355
What

Ran's hat is so cute

>>22370491
she took Chen's pants and tied them on the ends

>>22373518

>>22266284
i want to play with her ass and thighs like a set of bongos

>>22268403
You like NIGGERS.

>>22373518
That.. makes it even cuter

>>22373530
Now I want to see Chen using Ran's hat for pants

>>22265491
face is cute

>>22357355
Transformer-san has gone deranged

>>22376128
Wouldnt that look like diapers?

>>22384124
NOT IN THIS HOUSE

ranning to page one

>>22376128