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Or if you're short on cash, we have her.

>>22328430
None of those are high-class dude
Now Yukari or Kasen, on the other hand...

>>22328430
The only escort I need is one to escort me out of Gensokyo

Cheap whores. Now this is a high class escort.

>>22328610
Smelly coochie

>>22328610
I don't want my penis to fall off the moment it goes near that unshaven, unwashed, yeasty vagina.

degenerate thread

>>22328643
Finally a thread for us prostitutionfags

>>22328666
hail Satan everyday

dumb janny

>>22328632
>>22328638
That's part of the experience and the main reason why you pay her so much in the first place, you philistines.

>>22328587
I bet a night with Yukari costs a whole year's wages and is still worth it

>>22328587
>Yukari
Noone wants old whoremistress.

How much do I pay Ran for a night with Chen?

>>22328853
A night with Kaguya would be potentially infinitely better, since she could extend it to be as long as you wanted. The risk of Eirin finding out about Kaguya's hobby/job while you're at it would make the whole experience even more enthralling.

>>22328430
Why pay for a hooker when you can go to Sanae for free?

>>22328929
Actually that’s an even worse idea.
Why go to a hooker or sanae when you can talk to any girl in the Human Village for free and possibly get more out of that than anything else?

>>22328914
An eternal night of paid sex with Kaguya sounds like a weird nightmare scenario to be honest. It could be the best experience imaginable, but still an extremely scary prospect. Although I guess most prosti2hution would be scary and dangerous.

>>22328929
>>22329136
You get what you pay for. Top-class girls won't just fuck you for shits and giggles. If you want to get tight, slippery youkai or oni pussy instead of throwing a baguette into Sanae's hallway, you have to fork some cash. Same if you want her to give you a good time instead of pounding a dead fish like what you get at the Hakurei shrine. The more she does the more it costs.

>>22329187
Why should I pay for a fucking hole.

>>22329251
You pay for the superior experience, just like you go to the cinema in addition to streaming videos on your phone. Yukari is the imax to Sanae's 240p youtube rip with indonesian subs.

>>22329187
Dead fish paizuri and vaginal from Reimu is the ultimate experience though.

>>22329354
Does Reimu have some sort of toxoplasmosis or cordyceps STD that makes her customers want nothing more than her sloppy seconds?

>>22329323
So basically you're saying that Yukari doesn't even provide Indonesian subs.

>>22329372
I don't think sloppy seconds (unless they're your own) are part of the appeal with Reimu, personally. The dead fish experience and totally emotionless sex just have their own charm. Especially if it means manhandling her and doing whatever you want without her complaining (or even commenting) about it.

>>22329442
I'm into both of those. Using Reimu as an unreacting sex doll is hot as hell, and sloppy seconds make her even more of a tool. I guess it's a depersonalisation thing for me.

>>22329468
>I guess it's a depersonalisation thing for me.
I actually agree with this and like this idea in general, which is at least part of why I like prostitution and sluts to begin with. I was just thinking that most people who would buy Reimu probably wouldn't want her already used and filled. But they also wouldn't have any problems using her multiple times or passing her directly along to somebody else without letting her clean up.

But hey, I'm just one guy and I only know what makes my dick hard. Trying to guess other anons will probably just make me look silly in the end.

>>22329504
I've got the feeling that a lot of hookerreimu posters are pro-sloppy seconds, but that might just be confirmation bias on my part, since I love it myself. Now I imagined a guys' night with Reimu rented as an onahole that everyone casually takes turns reaming between turns at the video games. Nice desu ne~

But hey, we can even both fit into the same scenario. You come in at 6am as the first customer and I come along after dinner!

>>22329543
/jp/ meetup when?

>>22329569
When we've hanged ourselves and ended up in Gensokyo

>>22328929
>Sanae
>free
Sanae is the most expensive one.

>>22329543
>>22329569
I don't like Reimu very much, so can we take turns using Tewi instead?

>>22329655
It's not worth it, one guy I know got at least 5 different STDs from her even though she had a document from a doctor that said she's clean

>>22329655
I'm afraid Tewi would bully me while I fucked her...

>>22329721
To be fair, having a gimmick like bullying men and turning them into masochists who are addicted to her treatment is the only way somebody like Tewi could get consistent repeat customers.

Not saying that specific gimmick has to be the one she goes with, but it's a valid one.

>>22329761
Yeah, with that many ultra beauties running around selling pussy, every touwhore needs a gimmick. "Yeah I'll let you fuck me if you pay" just doesn't cut it anymore.

>>22328914
I could see a president of some unknown country using Kaguya as an outlet for his guro fetish.

Worst thread on 4chan

>>22332776
What kind of an old fart would make a Mai-chan joke?

Also it turns out all the Kaguya images I had were either urethral sounding of prostitution, so I have to assume she'll urethrally sound me for cash, for as long as she finds it amusing. I seem to have mentally written a Space Jin doujin and now have an amazing boner.

>>22332776
Chances are that as a royal and former-future head of state, Kaguya personally knows that president and knew his father and grandfather too, if they were relevant in any way. You'd be the one to get guro'd by them.

>>22332791
Best thread on 4chan.

Imagine Heca was a hooca and was fucking guys for beers at a dive bar. Would she be bent over the bar getting railed right there by the taps, or sitting on the men's toilet with dozens of guys in the line?

>>22335441
A Heca that would do that would probably be more of a "put a $5 on top of your cock as you stick it through the gloryhole" type, I think.

Asinine Thread.

>>22335718
>"put a $5 on top of your cock as you stick it through the gloryhole"
That's a nice idea, too. I really like the fucking for beers, though. I'm currently waiting on a Reimu 3d animation commission with that scenario.

>>22328632
>>22328638
wow, i'm gay now

Stop forcing your headcannons for fucking

>>22328632
>>22328638
I don't like this smelly Sakuya mene. if it was Hong Meiling it would at least make sense.

>>22337912
What's the point with smelly Sakuya anyway? Just being contrarian?

>>22339633
Sanae vs Sakuya war in full flight

>>22339633
literally one guy trying to force a meme

An unusual prosti2hu

>>22342610
Did you know?
The pink underwear is canon

>>22342610
I want to bury my face into her bushy crotch she never bothered to shave once in her life!

Free Bubunmaru issue with every 1 hour booking!

>>22329655
Tewi charges the most. She let you cum as many times as you want though, and you can be rough with her.

>>22348270
I bet 50% of Bunbunmaru is actually ads for Aya's escort service

Yukari would be the best escort, one of the rare 2hus who could actually call themselves escorts instead of hookers.

>>22339633
Have you been living under a rock recently? Smellfags and other /d/egenerates have been invading for quite a while now.

>>22348270
>Free Bubunmaru issue with every 1 hour booking!
I'd be better if every Bunbunmaru issue came with a free quick handjob.

>>22352954
Damn, that's right. I never thought of that. I hope she's got lewd photos of herself on page 3, I bet she won't even loosen her collar for the handjob

>>22348270
Honk the bird

>>22352918
The most expensive prosti2hu...

>>22328610
ELEGANCE

>>22328430
Sorry but I'm only interested in girls with wings.

>>22353343
The birdy can give herself wings

I have drawn prostitution images of Reimu, Hecatia, Jo'on and Yukari. Please enjoy warmly.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77635989

>>22361439
It says I need an account to view, so in the trash it must go

>>22361483
How come you're in /jp/ yet don't have a pixiv account, you sack of newfag trash?

>>22361806
If I need an account to see porn, it isn't worth seeing
Go seethe somewhere else friendo

>>22362239
Please leave, crossie

>>22362239
fuck off back to /v/

Flat touhous whoring themselves in the public toilets are the best

>>22339633
Basically >>22339663 and >>22352928.
I’ll explain more in a month or so.

>>22361806
Pixiv is no good anymore. Just use exhentai/twitter.

Imagine buying Jo'on for a night and the only thing she does is watch you jerk off with a smug expression, occasionally telling you how pathetic you are. She doesn't even take her clothes off.

>>22366813
I got a boner from imagining this.

>>22366850
Then you're well on your way to becoming one of her many satisfied customers.

>>22366884
I wish to pay to watch her get reamed by other customers with bigger dicks while making smug and condescending comments about my dick size.

>>22366813
I want to pay Jo'on and Star to humiliate me at the same time!

>>22366894
>>>/r9k/

>>22328610
slamming sakuya's head into a wall until she stops moving then going home to your wife okina!

>>22365996
Wriggle isn't flat in that picture though.

>>22372067
The amount of prostitution images for touhous is sadly low, please imagine her as flat as she should be.

>>22365996
I also like flat Touhous whoring themselves out at the beach.

I'm on a budget.
How is he like, bros?

>>22377235
Molesting Wriggle-kun's cute shota penis!

>>22377235
>bros

>>22377235
Top tier if you want to get neutered.

>>22378267
Big gay go away

>>22378424

>>22378428
Damn, getting neutered must be expensive. She's not getting repeat visits, after all.

>>22378689
That's why she recruits the men she neuters into working drones that provide a steady income for her.

>>22378716
So does she still let them cum their empty fluid or something? Why would they work for her?

>>22378813
Her bug phermones make them suggestible and easy to brainwash. Why would she let them cum though? What's the point when they don't even have balls anymore?

>>22378830
If I was her I'd let them cum inside and then taunt them about being sterile. It'd be a real shot of despair for them to get a shot when they couldn't do anything.

>>22378267
Why is this your fetish?

>>22379038
Absolutely devilish.

>>22380287
It isn't, he's just here to shit on the floor

Someone end this garbage thread.

>>22328430

>>22377150
I also like busty Touhous whoring themselves out at the baths.
Honestly, I just love any and all Touhous whoring themselves.

What a bargain!

>>22378830
This sounds fun, but I'd still much rather take it without the neutering.

>>22382728
1000 bucks for a loli and bunny mff sounds pretty good. I just hope it's for a whole night and not just a single shot, or I'd end up paying that just for putting it in Clownpiece.

>>22388167
>1000 bucks
s/bucks/yen right?

>>22389092
It's 100 000 yen, that's about 1000 daraaruzu

>>22382728
>>22388167
>>22389143
I understand Reisen charging for sex (even if the price is abusively high), but Clownpiece is a fairy, she exists for rape and the only payment she deserves is semen deep inside her cunt and being slapped in the face if she starts crying.

>>22389324
Reisen takes all the money and Kurapi is her tool who gets paid in swallowed cum.

>>22389370
So what you're saying is, if anybody ever wakes up in Gensokyo then being a fairy brothel madame is the easiest way to make money?

>>22389464
It's probably the fastest and safest return on investment in all of Gensokyo. There's no laws against enslaving fairies, so all you need is a shack and some chains.

>>22389464
>madame
You're going to get asked for your rate every fucking day.

>>22389486
That's why you just follow Udonge's lead and charge obscene prices. Then follow up with normal ones for the fairies for those unwilling to overpay.

>>22389506
Just lol if you became a beautiful 2hu and DIDN'T fuck all the villagers every day

>>22389688
Nah, you've gotta have some standards and pride. That way it makes for a better story when you're surrounded and gang-raped until you surrender to pleasure and can't help but sell yourself as the cheapest and dirtiest whore in the village to get your next fix.

I don't think you could make that much money off of fairies, potential customers could just find one to rape for free.
Only ones that can provide some special services like Star would be worth having.

>>22394769
What is Star's special service, apart from being the most beautiful fairy?

>>22394769
You wouldn't even need to kidnap or pay Star, just offer her to have sex with a bunch of dudes and she'll happily accept.

>>22395517
Femdom, obviously.

>>22395526
It's extra shameful to pay to be bullied by a little girl

>>22395517
Femdom and findom.

>>22396121
>findom
You pay her for the privilige of giving her money?

>>22396145
Exactly.

>findom
You guys deserve better than this.

>>22396290
...How much do I have to pay to get to give her money?
What happens if I try to give her money without paying her first? Is it financial rape?

>>22396471
You'll have to pay her anywhere from 1000-10,000¥ to be allowed to give her money on a regular basis. After you've faithfully contributed for around half a year, you'll be eligible for signing a contract to automatically give her a percentage (minimum of 50%) of all your income.

>>22395575
The shame is quite literally the best part.

>>22396301
This guy's right though. Findom is a cancer on femdom.

>>22396536
I'd bully her by snatching that stupid ribbon off her head and laughing at her!

>>22396798
Star has the best counterbullying skills of all the fairies. Do not bully her or you'll risk getting bullied yourself.

>>22396994
I'd bully her by not giving her any money before she made me orgasm.

>>22396994
I'd bully her by telling her how much I'd rather have Luna or Sunny!

>>22397614
Star has a NTR fetish, so that'll just make her eager to steal you from the other two, specially if you're dating one of them.

>>22397627
That's great, since Luna has an NTR fetish too. Just with her being on the recieving end.

>>22397627
Star sounds like a real scumbag. I need to anally punish her until she becomes a good girl.

>>22397652
But she'd probably enjoy that! It's not as if fairies use their anuses for anything else, so that's all they're for!

>>22397686
In that case I'll have to try punishing her aurally.

>>22401760
Compensated dating and girlfriend experience are barely even prostitution.

>>22328430
I'd rather have Sanae. Especially if she barely bothered washing since her last 10 or so customers. That would be awesome.

>>22401866
If you want the real putrid snatch experience, you should go to Sakuya instead. She's a lot more expensive than the other girls, but I guarantee that you'll gag from the smell when she lifts her skirt and takes of her panties. Also, Sanae has no customers. She does it for free.

>>22396536
>>22396121
>findom
what the fuck.
This is not even cuckoldry, what the fuck.

I'd rather just grab her and chokerape mating press the fuck out of her until there is no more sperm in my balls, then throw her onto some bushes and gtfo
and for free

ROOOOOOOXANNE

>findom

>>22401879
Stop with the filthposting! I can only get so aroused!

>>22407198
>shark watching at the wishing well

>>22397633
Luna-chan loves hiding in the closet and watching her boyfriend rail another girl.

>>22407272
I'd close the closet and bury it in the garden.

>>22407736
Go be lonely and bitter somewhere else, Akyuu.

>>22407802
Repeatedly persecuting Luna-chan with my wonderful Akyuu!

>prosti2hus thread

>>22408575
Hater sure likes to bully touhou prostitutes.

>>22409816
I'd draw them at Eirin's getting treated for STD's if I was an artist

>>22411649
No. No matter how terrible Hater is to touhous, he would never do such a thing!

>>22409816
>>22411878
medium and big tits Youmu is disgusting.

>>22411884
All Youmu's are cute

>>22411878

I'd only ever hire a prostitute for the sole purpose of getting them to 1cc every single Touhou game overnight; the first few hours of frustration and confusion leading to dedication and hopefully enjoying the catchy music would make me happy

>>22417793
This would be very confusing for a prosti2hu

I'm gonna need a pricelist for Reimu's services.

>>22408575
Censor!

>>22423952
It's 5 yen for everything.
Everything.

>>22424089
I'll take ten shots, evenly distributed between her holes, her boobs and her left armpit.

>>22426730
"I need your holes, your boobs and your left armpit"

>>22426730
Why left armpit twice instead of both once?

>>22430427
The other is for licking.

>>22430427
To make her wonder why and to see whether she'll ask or if she'll just shut up and accept it because I'm paying her, basically.

>>22328430
Very nice

>>22408575
Who the fuck pays for Sanae?

>>22328430
These are cheap whores
Yukari is the SSS of high class escorts

>>22442589
Yukari seems expensive, but when you divide her price by the centuries you'll be spending inside her gap she's actually very reasonable per hour.

>>22328876
One trip to hell, all expense paid

>>22333418
>Also it turns out all the Kaguya images I had were either urethral sounding
Can I see them

>>22444772
They're all from pixiv and mostly that artist who drew her urethrally sounding a horse with a powered screwdriver. I'll link you some when I get home.

>>22444772
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/72757248
Warmly leaf through this guy's catalogue.

>>22328430
escorting me to where?

>>22453343
Their bedroom

>>22454439
Whoa, incall?! Does it cost extra?

>>22454439
why? are they moving and they want me to help carry the magic-powered tv and their huge traditional japanese sleeping bags or something?

>>22459647
Yes, but it's a reverse moving service so you have to pay them to carry their things.

>>22460270
what do i have to pay them with?