/jp/ - Otaku Culture

im john

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>>2233045
>>2233042
Samefag

>>2233049
>>2233049
Samefag

>>2233042
hi john

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>>2233049
>>2233042
Samefag

>>2233042
I spend my time jacking off to pictures on pixiv. Superior Anon is superior.

>>2233058
Advertisment? For what, control c and control v?

Cancer magnet thread?
I'll contribute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQqwkVCZIK4

>>2233042
Sup bro!

>>2233042
Hi, I'm Van Darkholme aka TND.
Fu'kyou

>>2233042
Hi, my name is Van Darkholme aka TDN.
Fu'kyou

Sup guys, Anonymous of Good Cheer here.

>>2233058
Nice blog bro.

>>2233042

cool, bro

M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder!. I mean... you're... you're all so slow and lazy and... N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I... I think you need to do better! You're the people who've everyone's forgotten and I... I think you have the great potential to do what's right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it's fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don't want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.

Please don't ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don't deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do?, other than "fapping" and "being so ronrey" which I don't quite understand, I'm sorry. I also don't get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who's fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! ... please? Thank you for listening, I hope.

This image is related too: It's me and Miyachan.

>>2233042
Poor Jonh.
;__;

Hey dudes,

My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.

Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.

Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.

>>2233182

yeah.

funniest version ever.

needs George Zimmer version

Stop Right There Criminal Scum,

My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don't be sneaking. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much max level. I am a Master in Athletics and an Expert in Acrobatics. What professions do you have, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should just resist arrest.

Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.

He-GARUGAMESH

>>2233325
lolo'd

This pic needs one

>>2233325
This and the Gilgamesh one are the best ones ever.

>>2233345

There's a GIRUGAMESH version?

>>2233042
I think I've already seen the exact same post on /b/ a while ago.

Just found this in my copypasta directory... what the hell:

126,000 YEARS MASTER DRAGON HIKKIKOMORI. HAVE NOT LEFT DUNGEON FOR FOOD IN CENTURIES EVER SINCE VALIANT KNIGHT CHAINED ME DOWN HERE. I AM SCARED OF LEAVING BECAUSE I MIGHT RUN INTO MORE KNIGHTS CAUSING SOCIAL ANXIETY. I WILL PROBABLY DIE A VIRGIN BECAUSE DRAGON-CHAN DOES NOT LIKE GROSS OTAKU-RYU LIKE ME. WHY MUST THE OPPOSITE SEX INSULT MY JAPANESE SPIRIT?

Hi Jack, your taste in women sucks and so does your taste in Vodka.

Hey Fellows,

My name is Jesus, and I love every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures, and that is OK with me. You are everything bad in the world but I don't hold it against you. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy, cuz I know I haven't? What's it like? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level which hasn't been done since Kain had his spat with Abel. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook, but what is so bad about that, really?

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot, I'm always here for you. I'm pretty much perfect as you know since it's chronicled in the Bible. I was the martyr for your sins, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people" (which I am not a fan of but I am not here to judge you)? I also do a lot of miracles, and have a banging hot grandmother (she just prayed to me; Shit was SO pious). You are all faggots but I am cool with them, they're nice guys. Thanks for listening.

>>2233383
Gilgamesh, King of Heroes, not that stupid shit that's all over /jp/ for some reason.

>>2233403
Same thing, it's just a different way of writing it.

>>2233383
My name is Gilgamesh, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to get mai waifu. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any saber? I mean, I guess it's fun to jerk off to the pictures of mai waifu because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being Shirou.

Don't be a mongel. Just hit me with your best attack. I'm perfect, period. I am the top King of all heroes, and own all the swords in all of Mesopotamia. What weapons can you summon, other than black and white blades? I also get all harems, and have a MOE waifu (She said she'd just get some milk form the store, 10 years ago; Shit was SO cake). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my awesomeness

>>2233410
One way invites the wrong things to this thread.

>>2233427
It's too late already. You are here.