/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Damn, she spends a lot of time on /d/.

Besides Marisa what are her other fetishes?

>master1200
You wouldn't even be able to start her laptop.

Well jaypee, is Alice a masochist or sadist?

>>22295106
in her head she is sadist but in reality a masochist

>>22294818
Large insertions.

>>22294818
shovel

>>22294818
Poop leaking

>>22294818
Diapers

Alice lures victims to her house and spikes their drinks!

>>22296265
I bet she has an entire stash of them in a wardrobe, waiting to reveal it to Marisa at the right moment...

>>22296288
She isn't going to dissect him like she did with Marisa, right?

>>22296672

You can find out by reading the doujin

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>>22296916
Even if that's as painful as it looks, I would love to be in that boy's place just so Alice would look at me like that.

>>22296943

4u

tickling alice when she's undressing!

>>22297064
Be careful anon. Alice has a weak bladder.

Marisa/Alice is perfect.

>>22295027
why? did her Xorg.conf break, again?

>>22294818
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77410392
Bestiality.

>>22294806
Alice! What's with all these Google searches on how to make car bombs?

Not even Alice deserves this, just rape her and go please.

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>>22297078
Alice is the top!!

>>22295132
That's the best kind!

>>22297516
Maybe at first, but she's got terrible balance, if you know what I mean.

>>22297516
Marisa's more of a dominate/pushy person, so she's top.

>>22297510
Can I rape Marisa instead? She's way more attractive.

It's ok, Alice cleans her browser history because she is a smart girl

>>22295027
The full image was too big to upload, gomenasai Stallman-san

>>22295132
I want to conquer alice

>>22294818
Since when was Marisa a fetish

I want to be Alice's sex doll

>>22298206
Since about a decade ago?

>>22298206
Love at first sight

>>22298206
when someone unearthed his inner midgetphilia

>>22294818
tiny girls. Why do you really think she loves dolls so much?

>>22298380
Cause deep down she knows that they she isn’t human either, nor does she even deserve to be. These kinds of people find it easier to connect with similar beings.

>>22297448
There's no cars in gensoyoko.

Will her pee give me temporal magical powers?

>>22296265
>>22297567
Those panties do look very absorbent.

>>22299727
No, she is too old so her pee is toxic. If you want magical powers you should drink fairy pee. It also tastes great, and spending time with fairies is always pleasant.

Opening alice's clitoris

>>22296598
Alice is smart! She'll one up that! Why reveal the wardrobe when she can reveal it by lifting her skirt and showing off her diapered butt?

>>22299767
Alright, thank you O Supreme Lord of the Fairies.

Stop bullying my wife!

>>22300943
But bullying others feels so good!
You should try it! bully her until she cries!

>>22300943
Your wife is literally Yuuka's spanking toy

>>22300943
What made you so desperate that you'd marry a literal doll?

What a fellowship, what a joy divine,
Leaning on the everlasting arms;
What a blessedness, what a peace is mine,
Leaning on the everlasting arms.

Leaning, leaning,
Safe and secure from all alarms;
Leaning, leaning,
Leaning on the everlasting arms.

Oh, how sweet to walk in this pilgrim way,
Leaning on the everlasting arms;
Oh, how bright the path grows from day to day,
Leaning on the everlasting arms.

What have I to dread, what have I to fear,
Leaning on the everlasting arms?
I have blessed peace with my Lord so near,
Leaning on the everlasting arms.

>>22301915
>>22302174
Aliisa is so cute!

>>22302537
Yes.

>>22301915
Alice making it big!

>>22302174
I do not like this picture.

>>22302557
Not him but it took me 5 minutes to fully read those words because of those nice big teats.

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>>22304755

>>22304759

Alice, nooo!

>>22304762

>>22304767

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>>22304789
How sad. how can I help make alice happier?

>>22304855
Show her the cute photos that Reimu and Marisa took together on their date! If Alice really likes Marisa that much, she should he happy for her like a good friend should be!

>>22304923
Alright, I hope she can see that they are just friends, with nothing weird going on.

>>22304934
they even went to a festival together, but that's all it was.

>>22304947
afterwords they decided to go hang out near where one of the recent incidents took them, without the knowledge of the nearby city of course

>>22304950
>>22304947
>>22304934

>>22304966
Slightly less sad so i'm making progress! Think of it like this Alice, that tengu news reporter who makes the Bunbunmaru would never miss a chance to portray Reimu and Marisa doing something weird together, and yet there's never been an article like that, so it's safe to say that they've never even come close to doing anything that normal friends wouldn't do.

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>>22304789
I bet there was a lot of bedwetting afterwards

>>22304991
Alice is obviously not capable to live by herself and should just go back to Makai and let Shinki look after her.

>>22304977
Aya has a secret stash of photos of Reimu and Marisa passionately exchanging saliva but she pities Alice enough to not publish it because of how explicitly graphic and lewd their kissing sessions were. Pushing Alice to the brink of suicide and ruining the Bunbunmaru’s public image and reputation isn’t worth the potential ratings.

>>22305024
>Pushing Alice to the brink of suicide and ruining the Bunbunmaru’s public image and reputation isn’t worth the potential ratings.
Seeing as it has no public image and she could just make another article about "local youkai's untimely death" she definitely would publish it if she could.

>>22305015
Having few friends does not mean that Alice can't live by herself!

>>22305028
Then maybe Aya actually does care about Alice’s well-being and just wants to shield her from the harsh truth?

>>22305038
Actually, I take that back. Nobody even cares about Alice in the first place! Who’d ever want to be friends with a pathetic, lonely, rude loser like Alice anyways?

>>22305046
>Who’d ever want to be friends with a pathetic, lonely, rude loser like Alice anyways?
Another pathetic, lonely, rude loser like me

>>22304855
She could have it worse. She could be Patchouli.

asd

>>22305280
Patchouli already seems relatively numb.

>>22304855
Ask her out on a date and make her feel loved.

>>22294817
Alice loves futa?

>>22305280
>>22305827
Doesn't Patchouli regularly drink tea that sakuya has poisoned, whether she knows it or not? Does that mean she's so sad she's actually suicidal but nobody else at the SDM will let her die?

>>22305280
Patchouli is a NEET with a demon onahole, Why would she be sad?

Alice never did anything wrong and is a sweet loveable Magician, you guys are just mean

she also does NOT wet the bed

>>22294818
mindbreak

>>22307334
That's not her fetish, that's her perpetual state of mind

>>22307417
Knowing that raping her wouldn't have any effect on her state of mind is disheartening.

>>22307550
Yes but being kind and showing compassion and understanding will change her mental state.

>>22307311
Alice is a sweet lovable magician who doesn't deserve the bullying she gets. She deserves love and affection, even if she wets her bed every now and then.

>>22307584
But then I'd get too attached to her and wouldn't want to rape and harm her.

>>22304789
jesus christ

>>22307651
that's a good thing anon.

>>22304789
Now if Alice never had feelings for Marisa in the first place, she’d never have gone through this.

Relationships, love, and intimacy are an evolutionary trap hardwired into your brain thanks to nature. Don’t fall for it.

>>22307645
You'd love it if she still wet her bed, wouldn't you, Shinki?

>>22307281
What's the point of a demon onahole...
when she want to be tenderly pounded FROM behind IN HER behind?!

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>>22304789
Just made me realize I haven't had anyone to celebrate the holidays with in a decade.
I think I'll volunteer this year.

You better come to her birthday party...or else!

>>22308325

Please don't kidnap me Alice!!

>>22308329
Just come for a visit and that's it! You're literally getting free food!!

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>>22296288

Is it safe?

>>22308325
Being forced to become Alice's friend at gunpoint! Participating in her tea party while she smiles and points a handgun at your getinals from under the table!

>>22308347
You've been reading too much of that Bunbunmaru nonsense! Aya poisons peoples' minds by overexagerrating the stories just to get more sales! Yellow journalism!
Exhibit A! >>22308353

>>22308335
I'm a fan of free food. Especially when it lets me spend hours gawking at and appreciating Alice's doll collection.

>>22308365
Alice would be flattered to find out that someone's interested in her doll collection! I bet she'd be happy to teach you some craftwork as well!

>>22308387
My own manual dexterity and finger skill is quite bad. Even if I could learn the concept, I would fail the execution. But that's fine, because Alice's dolls are all at least as cute as she is!

I want to kick Alice in the stomach and see what happens.

>>22308495
Don't! She has a weak bladder!

>>22308211
Just give Koakuma a dick with her magic powers

>>22308410
>manual dexterity and finger skill
Well, I'm sure Alice wouldn't mind letting you practice that on her.

>>22308525
Koakuma kock?

>>22308325
If patchouli is coming, count me in!

Alice is a DISGUSTING pervert that has sex with innocent dolls, she is disgusting and should be shamed for it

>>22308592
>Alice is a DISGUSTING pervert that has sex with innocent dolls
Can I become one of her dolls? Please?

>>22308635
are you a womanlet or a shota?

Until someone proves me from official manga, because I don't have time to read regularly myself, that Alice is in fact not a psycho-bitch maniacal autist but her fanbase is somehow right about her acting cute and being keen on giving advice and comforting others. Alice was, is and will be arguably THE worst girl in entire franchise and you all know it, by the way looks=/=meaning she's a good character, she's literally ripped off from Alice in Wonderland, and that alone shows how little ZUN himself cares for her but at least it reckon Kisume's happy about that she's not alone in being a worthless nobody on her own.
I'd probably like Alice more if it weren't for the obnoxious avatar and seeing daily the tripfagging psychosis ridden neckbeards, when I literally opened /b/ and was lurking in infamous internet's shithole. Before moving on other boards, and now that I look back the Alice trip/avatartard was probably the cringiest and saddest fuck on this entire site that I saw within 12 years of degrading my hopes and dreams here, not to go full on about how Alice's personality is literally like this giraffe while fanbase made her sweet and kind idiot who loves dolls, Chen would come as close as being same, but she's age-wise a youkai baby, being retarded and forgetting she was 5 minutes after, thus she can be retarded and mischievous like kids usually are. Yes I know this is a fun-posting thread, but for fuck sakes I wanna love 2hus as much, so stand up to the task /jp/edros

>>22308858
Yes.

>>22308868
Implying that any of the 2hu characters are well-written in the first place.

>>22308925
List 5 characters out of whole franchise that are featured in games who are not well written, listing at least 10 reasons why. This is why characters need to feel like a someone you can relate to, with a personality - not a copypasted archetype's template. Alice's character is artificial, a re-written template by design and personality of an edgelord twat dressing all cutesy, so being contradictory to own-self. Have you ever actually studied the story, folklore or even mythology behind any character in Touhou? Waiting warmly, use your quotes and sources secondary-chan.

>>22308868
Man, just post about the sad doll pervert without being autistic

>>22308923
If i were you, i would be locking my doors

>>22309080
Give me 5 characters and 10 reasons why they are well-written, then I’ll compare your standard of well-written characters alongside characters with actual characterization and development from their own pieces of fiction such as Griffith from Berserk or Punpun.

The background idea, origin, and folklore that leads to the inspiration and creation of a character does not automatically make them “well-written.” ZUN isn’t some master writer that magically invents an incredibly compelling cast of 6 characters in the span of a few lines of dialogue with every new game he releases. Touhou characters are added as an afterthought. ZUN’s primary focus is composing the music and having the danmaku mold the design of the character.

Take for example Eternity Larva. Where’s her character arc? What about her makes the player care? Where’s her character development? In the few lines of text she exchanges with our protagonists, what makes her a compelling character that rivals the likes of Light Yagami?

>>22309111
k

hit that bitch

>>22304789
fuck you, i actually cried you shit

>>22309111
Are you implying that any part of this thread is not autistic?

>>22309577
Do not cry!! everyone knows that Marisa would never choose an ugly Shrine Maiden instead of a smart and gorgeous Magician

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>>22309817

secondary here. what is Alice's canon personality like? I really like when she's portrayed with a resting bitch face and being kind of a psycho, specially when it comes to marisa.

>>22309823
On the first page, I was going to comment about how many friends Alice has and how much fun she was going to have on her birthday. Now I'm not sure if I feel sad or creeped out.
I just want to see Alice happy.

>>22309863
Out of all the possible ways Alice’s life comes to an end, she’ll most likely end up killing herself.

>>22309827
She's not really a psycho, she's just really defensive about certain things, like her grimoire. in the fairy manga she threatens to kill the three fairies of light when they say they heard a rumor that a powerful magician had a powerful grimoire in the forest of magic, and this was without her knowing they were fairies and would come back.

>>22309823
please just post a doujin where Alice is happy in the end

>>22309823
STOP MAKING ME FUCKING CRY

>>22308868
>Kisume
Now, that's a name I haven't heard since forever

>>22309917
I want to commit suicide together with Alice.

>>22312500
I want to chicken out at the last second after she's already taken the plunge!

>>22309823
Please stop, Alice doesn't deserve this

>>22309823
Should have invited her true Makai friends instead of these surface phonies.

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>>22314845
Oh i love this

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>>22314839
>>22314845
Fuck you, now I'm crying again

>>22314933
However, consider how she feels when they crowd in and see her dolls.

>>22315022
Does Alice get jealous when people give Shanghai and Hourai more attention than they give her, or does she just slip into the proud parent type mindset to cope?

this thread made me sad so here is a happy alice spending time with marisa (they are holding hands)

>>22312834
You are a bad person.

>>22315031
Imagine how absolutely soul-destroying it must be that people are more interested in an artificial, two-dimensional figment controlled by you than you as a flesh-and-blood being, that the one skill that staves off at least some of your horrific loneliness is also a major contributor to said loneliness. That is the hell of being Alice.

>>22315262
Where are they going?

>>22315262
I love it! Good art anon!

I want Alice to be my big sister, and invite me over to have tea and talk about things and teach me about Gensokyo and making dolls.
And then eventually have me try on life-size versions of the outfits she makes for her dolls.

>>22315785
I want to help my friend Alice make and sell boys clothes to people in the human village!

>>22316261
Making breakfast for Alice every morning!

I want to provide moral support to Alice as she goes to Eirin to try to work out her 'leaking' problem!

>>22319143
She has her mom for that

>>22319170
In all likelihood Shinki probably played a big part in Alice's problem since a lot of this sort of stuff starts with childhood psychological trauma. For that sort of thing Eirin might try some age regression therapy to try and pin down the exact cause and timeframe, but in such a delicate state Shinki should be the LAST person to see her.

>>22315518
Alice's belly is made for growing human children

>>22321571
Shinki would never traumatise her daughter! You take that back!

>>22321999
Based anon confirms that Alice has nothing but a normal, healthy relationship with her mother.

Alice inviting Marisa over to her house for tea!
Marisa getting curious and opening her secret closet full of dragon dildos and various other appliances!
Alice walking in on it and struggling to come up with an explanation!
Marisa leaving speechlessly while Alice is still on the floor having a mental breakdown!

>>22322042
Based on what?

>>22322471
Alice is a creepy degenerate. Marisa made the right decision.

>>22321999
>>22322042
I'm not saying that Shinki was intentionally abusive or anything, far from it, but can you imagine what it'd be like for the god of Makai, of all people, to discover that her prodigal daughter and pride and joy, of all people, was wetting herself? It'd be humiliating, infuriating and disgusting, and not only does a smart little tyke like Alice pick up on just what grief SHE (in her mind, anyway) caused Shinki, she's also got the distress of being punished for something she didn't even consciously do and might not've even been able to help. Just think about how hurtful all that is to a sweet little tot like Alice was.

Worst of all, what might've been a relatively-mild or one-off problem only got exacerbated and turned into a whole slew of psychological problems because as all-powerful as Shinki might be, even she's got the same problems and faults of any other parent including the relatively limited and crude knowledge of childrearing even as of just 20 years ago.

>>22314839
wow, so Aya still didn't show up
what a bitch

>>22321571
>>22322930
If Eirin were to employ some sort of age regression therapy, Alice would no longer be able to live by herself and would have to get a temporary guardian. Aside from the obvious choice of her mother, who would even be a choice for that?

>>22324121
Me, the harmless and friendly oji-san who loves taking care of female children, specially when there aren't other adults nearby.

>>22324121
Just have Reisen take care of her whenever Eirin's busy and vice versa

>>22294806
Imagine Marisa being the one to look into it.
Alice is literally gutturally crying, screaming, and pissing herself in an attempt to get Marisa to stop browsing her browser history. She'll kill everyone present twice just to end the shame!

>>22325353
And it turns out that Alice's deepest desire is to take care of a little Marisa, be her big sister and protect her from meanies!

>>22325353
Marisa looking into her browsing history would just make Alice horny

>>22324121
Eientei doubtlessly has long-term care facilities for just such a thing and it's secluded enough that Alice wouldn't have to worry about being embarrassed during treatment. On the other hand, the Myouren Temple might be a good place since Hijiri is so kind and understanding and it'd be good for Alice to socialize with all the people there.

But helping Alice is only half the problem, Eirin's got to help Shinki understand what's going on and that getting mad at/shaming Alice only makes things worse, otherwise she'd be one bad episode away from a total relapse or worse.

>>22325601
Myouren Temple sounds too dangerous, assuming they let Alice walk around in the open. Aya might take a photo and circulate info of Alice's treatment and next thing you know Makai has invaded Gensokyo again

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>>22325635
Byakuren is also an old friend of Shinki, so that would work out nicely too.

>>22325601
So long as it helps Alice! Hopefully she doesn't get bored of staying in the facility...

When I was strolling through the Forest of Magic, I ran into Alice! She was up against a tree, sitting on the ground, and hugging her legs like in a fetal position. I couldn’t see her expression because her face was buried in her lap, but her faint sobbing and sniffing was enough to raise my concern. If it was a stranger, I would have walked past and tried not to involve myself in their problems but having been acquainted with her previously, I saw an opportunity! I gently knelt down in front of her sobbing figure, waiting for her to cry it out and calm down. She must’ve had noticed my presence because when I asked her what’s wrong, she immediately responded that she didn’t want to talk about it. In this situation, normally a person would be completely left in the dark. However, the other day while I was out shopping at the Human Village, I caught a glimpse of Marisa and Reimu walking into a restaurant together while blushing and holding hands! For Alice, whose eyes would glimmer and shine brightly whenever Marisa became a topic of our previous conversations, it was no wonder she’d end up like this. Feeling pity towards the broken-hearted 3rd wheel, I reached out my hand and gently petted Alice’s head, caressing her unkempt hair between the tips of my fingers. I kept my eyes closed and flinched reflexively, expecting some form of scowl, rejection, or retaliation from the puppeteer. And yet, she silently sat there and accepted the comfort I gave her. Minutes flew by as I continued to pet her head. The only sound that broke the silence was the occasional rustle of leaves when a slight breeze passed by. Eventually Alice lifted her tear-stricken face from her lap, gently brushing my hand away with downturned eyes. For a fleeting moment, I could have sworn to have caught a glimpse of a slight blush on her face as she gave me a quiet thanks. Overcome with emotion from seeing the sad, yet cute expression on Alice’s flushed face, I leaned forward, took ahold of her shoulders, and pulled her into a soft embrace. Initially, I felt light resistance from my sudden hug but eventually the tension from her body faded as she relaxed in my arms. Stroking her back lightly and holding her close, it was all the reassurance I was capable of offering to Alice. But with her willingness to accept what little warmth I was able to provide, it eased my worry and concern over this situation to have taken a potential turn for the worse. Releasing her from my embrace, I pulled back and reached for my pocket to retrieve the handkerchief I always kept on hand. With Alice listlessly staring at me with a dazed expression, I brought the fabric up to her wet cheek and gently wiped away the tears still left on her face. Sensing a hint of embarrassment emanating from Alice, my intuition was confirmed as a light shade of crimson developed across her face. Her gaze was in a state of slight panic, with her eyes occasionally shifting away from the direct eye contact I kept on her. I internally berated myself for my lack of self-control but yet the cute expression adorning her face melted my heart! The incessant need and desire to push a little more ate away at me. Just watching as her countenance slowly transform as I continued to comfort her slowly pushed me over the edge. I pulled the cloth back, stowing it away before reaching around for my back pocket. Alice kept her embarrassed gaze downturned before her eyes snapped wide open in shock as I forcefully pushed a white rag against her visage, cutting off her ability to breathe with the chloroform-stained cloth. Before having an opportunity to fully grasp and comprehend the situation, Alice’s eyes rolled back as she quickly lost consciousness.

>>22326668
With her figure crumpling onto the ground on its side, I assessed my surroundings to confirm there were no witnesses. After a cursory glance and inspection around the area, I dragged her limp body back to my house. Much in line with typical kidnapping situations, I did the usual. Using a bit of rope, I bounded both of her hands behind her back. Next, I taped her mouth shut to prevent her screams from attracting unnecessary attention. Finally, I sat her unconsciousness figure on the toilet and chained her body up against it. Locking the bathroom shut, I idled several hours by and waited for when she would regain consciousness. Having dozed off, I awoke to the sound of muffled cries of panic and the clatter of chains. Unlocking the door and stepping inside, I briefly caught the sight of Alice struggling against her restraints before she immediately tensed up and brought her horrified gaze towards my general direction. Copious amounts of tears ran down her terrified expression as she slowly shook her head. Perhaps it was the feeling of betrayal from someone she trusted and considered a friend or the sheer terror of her current situation but Alice’s eyes bore a cloud of overlapping hopelessness and anxiety that spoke volumes just from a hurried glance at them. It was cute. Alice is too adorable. I wanted to break her! As I stood in front of her trembling figure, I was able make out some of her mumblings. It was a mix of begging, desperately calling out for Marisa, and pleading for me to stop. In response to her concerns, I assured her it’ll all be okay. Within the confines of this decrepit bathroom, Alice will remain safe and no one will ever hurt her or make her cry again! No one except me! Smirking to myself, I daydreamed about the countless amounts of obscene acts I was capable on inflicting on her. However, my fantasy was abruptly interrupted by Alice’s groans and incessant crying. I noticed that her legs were shaking uncontrollably, her thighs squirming and rubbing together. With her head bowed and eyes shut tight, yet again her face was flushed in a deep red tint out of embarrassment.

“Alice-chan, do you need to pee?”

She nodded weakly in desperation.

“That’s too bad then.”

Sitting on the edge of the bathtub, I sat and watched in amusement at her futile attempts to struggle and maintain her composure. Every passing second for her must have felt like an eternity! Just after a few minutes, she was reduced to a writhing, whimpering mess. The expression on her broken face was indescribable, yet incredibly cathartic and adorable! At some point her main focus must have shifted away from my presence and instead towards her bladder as she failed to acknowledge me standing up and approaching her. While she was continuously, perpetually spasming and shuddering in her seat, she failed to acknowledge me peeling off the tape from her mouth. While she was letting out labored breaths and vocalizing soft, yet lewd moans, she failed to acknowledge the palm of my hand caressing and holding her wet cheek. But the moment I forcefully pressed my lips against hers, it sent her over the edge. The shock and despair of having her first kiss stolen in such a crude manner caused Alice’s mind to completely blank. Her lips surrendered to mine as I pushed my tongue forward and violated the inside of her mouth. Her body shuddered one last time before her dam broke, her body yielding to the pent up frustration and agony as she began wetting herself! The continuous stream of urine seeped through her panties and soaked her dress, dripping down into the toilet below her. While our lips were connected, Alice let out a vulgar moan into my mouth as her body was racked with endless waves of relief and pleasure. Her body jerked, convulsed, and trembled as her bladder continued to empty and soil her clothes even further. Is she actually getting off on this? Pondering this thought to myself, I guided my other hand underneath her dress and trailed my hand up her dripping thigh. Alice gave out a faint grunt in protest but let out a shrill shriek and prolonged moan into my mouth when my fingers began tracing along the contours of her soaked entrance through her panties. Her groin convulsed and her hips jerked forward in response to the sensation of my touch, with the last remaining fluid trickling out of her slit. Having noticed that Alice finished soiling herself, I pulled my fingers and lips back. Strands of saliva remained connecting our mouths. She stared back at me with an entranced expression, her ragged breathing filling the silence in the air. Having shamed herself in front of me, Alice was reduced to an adorable mess. She was too cute for words.

“Alice-chan, just forget about Marisa and only think about me from now on, okay?”

She nodded weakly in agreement.

...well, Shinki, that was very interesting. Are there any other recurring dreams or fantasies you'd like to tell me about? Every little bit will help us help Alice.

This is why you aren't in the new games Shinki

Jesus fucking christ.

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>>22326755
How much time did you spend writing this, Anon?

>>22326668
>>22326755
anon

>>22326668
>>22326755
Fuck you, I was expecting a cute and heartwarming story.
Why must you be such a terrible person, anon?

>>22327004
>>22326928
Please do not assume that it's Shinki! She would kill the person who'd want to do this to her daughter! This must be Aya with her dirty tricks again! You know how journalists are! She didn't even attend Alice's birthday!!!

>>22328471
Shinki wouldn't have to resort to chloroform to get Alice to come with her. Just a kind but firm command would suffice.

>>22328578
Exactly!! If Shink ever wanted to do something like that to her own daughter (which she never would even think of!), she'd just have to ask Alice and she'd comply!

>>22328660
Alice is a good girl. She does what Shinki tells her to.

>>22328660
Shinki actually has a personal fetish of letting people molest her daughter! She hires people to traumatize Alice while she watches from the shadows and pleasures herself! Then Alice comes running back to her mom seeking comfort and solace. Shinki ruins her daughter by her own hands but also gets to enjoy her softness

It’s the perfect crime! A perfect combination of Shinki’s two pleasures melded into a single heinous act that gives her a perfect alibi!

>>22328704
Being paid by a mother to sexually abuse her own daughter while she watches sounds very arousing.

>>22329189
No it doesn't. It sounds awful. Shinki wouldn't do something like that! This whole post >>22328704 is a big lie!

>>22328704
Such slander is a criminal offense, Aya! Wait till the Yama hears about this!!!

>>22328704
Now now, we don't know if Shinki ACTUALLY acted on any of those fantasies, even though divine beings DO have a track record of being insanely possessive and resentful of their creations striking out on their own and going to any length to snuff out that independent streak and impose their own will over them to make them fit their creator's ideals.

>>22328704
Aya you fucking piece of shit oversized bird, stop posting

>>22327719
That shit takes no longer than 20 minutes max to write. An extra 40 for proofreading and improving the story at 5000 characters.
I’ve made shitposts longer than that act of childs play.
For fanfiction shit like that, it shouldn’t take any longer than 45 minutes and even then I give it a 0/8 for the topic alone.

>>22333122
why did you spend 20 minutes on a shitpost

>>22333163
because he thinks shitting up a board is better than having an actual quality thread, much like the OP

>>22333351
at least a tame Alice rape fic has more entertainment value than image cuteposting and talking about doing x to Alice for the nth time in a row

>>22333400
stabbing someone with a smaller knife is still murder anon.

>>22333409
but the stabbing and murdering is the entertaining part!

>>22333163
You didn’t read a single sentence did you.

>>22294818
SSBBW

Getting ready for all the trick-or-treaters!

>>22338267
How sad! Alice doesn't realize that no one will show up because she lives in the middle of a forest!

>>22338311
marisa will probably show up after people run her out of the village for pretending to be a child because she's so short.

>>22338267
What kind of person hands out baked goods to trick-or-treaters?

>>22338319
Nothing wrong with doing that. I'd give her tons of candy if she knocked on my door, even if I knew she wasn't a child. I'd even invite her inside.

>>22294806
FUCKING DYKE!

>>22338311
Shush, you! THIS year will be the one where everybody finally comes and Alice doesn't spend the following week and 30 kilograms gorging herself on all the otherwise-wasted food in a pit of despair!

>>22338319
Either the notion of poisoning halloween handouts simply hasn't occurred to the people of Gensokyo or the wrath that would be unleashed between Yukari and Reimu means nobody would dare to even THINK about doing it.

>>22338456
Well the human village is a relatively high trust society, they have to be to survive, so nobody really has an incentive to poison their neighbors but has plenty of reason not to.

why jp hates alice so much? why all the character bashing? what's the reason? How all this hatedom and humiliation, and cringey threads towards alice started in first place? why she don't have normal threads or a regular treatment like the other characters at least, why is always cringe?

>>22338695
because the only people who start threads about specific characters are always the same guys, there's an alice thread OP, a Hecatia thread OP, etc etc

>>22338695
because Alice is a bitch

>>22338695
Jealousy and spite, pure and simple.

>>22338695
Stinky lesbian who doesn't shower or washes her dolls

>>22338695
Because certain people think that repeating the same thing over and over is funny. I think it’s one of the symptoms of autism.

>>22339023
Sneed

>>22338695
Because we had certain avatarfag that killed all the love we had for her

>>22339023
repeated dumb cuteposting day in and day out is also a symptom for autism

>>22296917
but every touhou is straight.

>>22297078
>>22297516
>>22297769
>>22297567
But theyre both heterosexual.

>>22338695
Don't know about everyone else, but I really love bullying.

>>22339196
I don’t know who this avatarfag is so I will continue to love Alice!

>>22341676
>>22341682
Explain this, Atheist

>>22342390
Have you ever peeked out of your NEET window before and looked out at the outside world? Real life 3D girl-girl friendships are always touchy feely and intimate like that. That’s why the suicide rate of women are lower, they got a whole network of girlfriends they can vent to whenever they want.

>>22342415
>Real life 3D girl
I often forget those exist.

>>22341682
Alice sleeps over Marisa's house frequently. Kinda gay to do that if you're over 13.

>>22342631
There's nothing wrong with pajama parties.

>>22342663
Yup, absolutely nothing wrong or lewd!!!

>>22342692
Alice was too tired to go home so she decided to crash at Marisa's place, it's just what friends do.

>>22342729
Alice probably slept in the same bed as Marisa! Very gay!

>>22342779
That's not gay! That just means Marisa is a very good friend. Instead of making Alice sleep in a small, uncomfortable couch, Marisa instead offered half of her bed so Alice could get a good night's rest!

>>22342799
Still very homoerotic of both them to do that. An adult would sleep in a separate bed!

>>22342816
There's only one bed in Marisa's house, so there's not much to choose from, and Marisa isn't going to make a great friend sleep on something uncomfortable!

>>22342837
Everybody in Gensokyo knows Marisa and Alice are the biggest lesbians in the closet. They should just come out and admit it. It'll be better for everyone!

>>22342851
The fantasies and rumors of some tengu journalists are not always representative of reality.

There is nothing wrong with having sex with your best friend, it does not make you gay

>>22343091
When your best friend is Alice it does.

>>22342631
speaking as the kid of a single mom, I have seen this kind of thing all the time actually no gay stuff occurred.

>>22342851
FUCKING DYKES!

>>22343720
They are clearly just standing next to each other, not fucking

>>22343720
Until they turn straight!

>>22342601
they don't, that anon is a filthy liar

>>22308244
but anon, everything is better alone. other people are awful

>>22335551
Fucking hawt

puppeteer paizuri

>>22351693
doll paizuri also

Oh dear, apparently Marisa found out about Alice's regression treatment and paid her a visit on Halloween.

>>22354811
Loli Alice is for luring into my van with promises of candy.

>>22354817
But not for long, because there are only TWO people allowed to traumatize Alice, and you're not one of them!

>>22359086
Unlike the tiny dyke and the absent mother, I have no intention of abusing little Alice. I just want to make both of us feel very good together! I'll even give her candy after we are done.

The makai creature.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6XzmVpP6YQ

>>22295132
She's not a real masochist, she's just desperate enough for affection that she'll let someone hurt her just to get attention for once.

>>22369044
So she would be okay with rapeplay without a safe word with me if I gave her attention?

>>22369074
Yes.

>>22369044
I wish Alice would hurt me

>>22369080
Alice-chan is marriage material!

>>22369089
She deserves someone much better than you, but she's too afraid to be alone forever to let the chance pass by!

Alice wears cute baby diapers!

Not that I dislike it, but what's with Alice and omorashi? Which work spawned it?

>>22371087
Actually she just makes her dolls wear them

>>22294818
stomach deformation ntr rape

Alice is one of the few 2hus that looks great with any tit size.

>>22371087
>>22372013
I want her to make me wear them.

>>22298380
i want alice to shrink me down and dress me like girl

>>22372016
So she enjoys secretly watching Marisa-chan get raped by a bunch of guys while she cries and screams for Alice to come and save her?

>>22372427
I think that was part of a doujin I saw on Sankaku. Anyway, pic mildly related.

How often does Alice wet the bed, again?

>>22377425
she dont because wears diaper

>>22377019
post more

>>22377425
>>22377439
but she wets her diaper every night in Shinki's arms

>>22378177
She's living the life and people here claim that she's depressed?

>>22372427
Become the Goliath Doll

>>22378269
we're just projecting our insecurity onto her

>>22378285
I doubt anyone could feel insecure being held in Shinki's arms.

>>22294806
wish I had a Alice gf to bully...

>>22378298
Me too, specially bullying her in bed.

>>22378269
She'd be living the life if it were Marisa instead of Shinki, that just makes it awkward

>>22378360
I'd gladly take Alice's place in Shinki's arms so she can go live with Marisa.

>>22378372
Have fun with that

>>22378474
I sure will! There's absolutely no downside for this deal!

>>22378295
I could
She has bigger tits, after all

>>22378490
Not even being forced to crossdress and cut/dye your hair and the other steps of being groomed into SubstituteAlice?

>>22378594
If that's what Shinki wants, I wont object.

>>22378594
are those supposed to be downsides

>>22378594
To be fair, I agree with anon that being groomed and trained into a clone of somebody else and denied your own identity/sense of self sounds pretty fun.

I don't think Shinki needs that many Alices

>>22379617
don't be silly, one can always use spares

>>22379621
You dare suggest that Shinki would be neglectful enough to need spares!?

>>22379630
no but she might want to have some spares to bully and neglect

>>22379617
Why wouldn't she? Especially when one ran out on her already.

>>22379641
Doesn't mean that they still don't get together in family reunions!

>>22379630
Well look at how the first one came out, all it takes is ONE little mass burgler/murderer to come through and Alice is smitten and goes running off after her leaving her dear old mother all alone with nothing but the created help. Shinki's got to keep plugging away until the grooming process is perfected.

>>22379659
Can you prove that the girl pictured is the orginal Alice and not one of Shinki's custom-built replacements?

>>22379687
That's not how the burden of proof works!!! You must prove there is more than one Alice in the first place!!

>>22379707
Just out of curiosity, where do you think Shinki got her Alice from after the original left Makai? You can't honestly believe she returns frequently enough to maintain a close relationship.

>>22379790
Reimu forcibly brings a regressed Alice back in exchange for a considerably significant donation, Alice later turns back to normal. As this goes on, she subconsciously grows more reliant on and loving of mommy over time until she eventually wants to maintain a close relationship.

It is time once more to say goodbye to the Alice thread.
Goodbye and goodnight, Alice. Sleep well and never forget that we all love you!

>>22380492
i dont

>>22380492
It's a good thing she wears protection so she can enjoy that good night without waking up wet

>>22294806
NOOOOOOOOO