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Bully the shorties!

Was that anon that was asking waifu questions still here? I dont mind continuing if he wants to.

>>22229754
I'm still here.

>>22229701
>Honestly while thinking I just sorta realized that she was what I wanted. She was the women I idealized utterly and the women i would want to spend the rest of my life with.
You came to the realization that she was already perfect for you?

>Yes. In fact my lewd thoughts have led to me creating a second waifu in the black shog maid.
Interesting. I wonder if this is how a lot of haremfags start out.

>After thinking for a bit I realized how she matched up with my fetishes.
So the specific girl aligned to your tastes in a way no general profile could?

>Yes
How does it feel in contrast to before?

>All the time. I have even written about her and have recently gotten a commission done as most people here know.
How often do you write about her? How much about her have you detailed?

>Amazing. I love every minute of it. Being able to close my eyes and imagine living with her has honestly helped me. Even given me a sense of being loved.
What do you mean by a sense of being loved?

>She was based off an amalgamation of my favorite characters and what I find attractive in women.
That would make the most sense.

>A friendly relationship. The carrier and slime being eternal friends and companions. How ever inseparable from each other.
Based on the intelligence of the pslime itself, it almost seems like they have the dynamic of a Pokemon and its Trainer. Would you say that's accurate?

>This one is tough. They technically are separate but even they themselves vies them as the same entity. They are not a slime nor a human. They are a combination ie slime carrier. Technically of one mind and body but two personalities. It's odd.
So, their minds and self-perception are merged, but their souls are retained and distinguished? That aligns with how I see pslimes pretty well.

>Somewhat. As both can control the slime it can be hard to determine what "mind" is controlling what.
Do you ever think about methods to "anthropomorphize" the slime so that the slime and carrier can act in "separate"-but-conjoined bodies?

Thank you for your help, kind anon.

>>22229703
>Well after she arrived and kinda forcefully overthrew another character I had a long term fascination with.
It was only ever something I really recognized in retrospect; there was never a decisive moment, more of a gradual process.
Do elaborate on the spoiler, if you would. And it seems like the type of thing to be more retrospective than in-the-moment.

>I suppose so, but it's fap fuel, they're not characterized.
The other mamono are the "generic" profile, yeah?

>I couldn't tell you even if I tried. She just kinda pieced together over time. Even her name just came out of the blue one day.
Did that happen alongside the first point?

>I suppose not (see question 1) but looking back on the former, I never really saw myself WITH them so much. Just more of a close acquaintance almost.
They were in the "imaginary friend zone" so to speak.
Was this due to feeling yourself unworthy, or being uncertain of your feelings towards them?

>I have absolutely no writing or drawing skills, and I have a bizarre apprehension towards ever getting a commission.
Instead, I use my mediocre editing skills to customize her into the games I play.
Do you purely keep the details about her in your mind?

>I wish I could explain it, but there's several reasons I don't write. >>22229668 has it pretty good.
So it's a similar case to him, then? That makes sense.

Thank you much, kind anon.

How does one survive going to the beach alone? The place must be full of monsters looking for single guys.

>>22229783
Befriend the local Undine. She'll keep the monsters from raping you, and offer lessons on water magic and swimming, free of charge!

>>22229799
Yeah as if the Undine won't try anything.

>>22229807
As long as she's not a Dark Undine, there's a good chance she won't.

>>22229809
Then local monstergirls will know that the Undine won't try anything, and they will try to approach anon anyway.

>>22229762
>You came to the realization that she was already perfect for you?
Yes pretty much. Its kinda odd how I described it, but it's hard to explain.
>Interesting. I wonder if this is how a lot of haremfags start out.
Could be. I was a fierce monogamyfag before.
>So the specific girl aligned to your tastes in a way no general profile could?
Exactly.
>How does it feel in contrast to before?
I used to be very anxious, but now I am able to feel a lot calmer upon fantasizing her.
>How often do you write about her? How much about her have you detailed?
I dont wrote about her as often as I used to unfortunately but I still do personal stories from time to time. As for detailing I have her looks solid, but backstory is still somewhat bare bones due to rewrites in my mind about her.
>What do you mean by a sense of being loved?
While I do have an excellent relationship with my family I have no doubt I will never feel romantic love. As such she provides me that feeling or at least what I feel like that feeling should feel. Another hard thing to explain.
>Based on the intelligence of the pslime itself, it almost seems like they have the dynamic of a Pokemon and its Trainer. Would you say that's accurate?
Some what, but the slime thanks to using the hosts mind is somewhat smarter than an animal. A bit dim or childish perhaps If I had to describe it in one word.
>So, their minds and self-perception are merged, but their souls are retained and distinguished? That aligns with how I see pslimes pretty well.
Exactly anon. You described my view perfectly.
>Do you ever think about methods to "anthropomorphize" the slime so that the slime and carrier can act in "separate"-but-conjoined bodies?
Not really but maybe eventually. I am more of a purist though so at most I would go is like the pslime becoming clothing for me or a little blob of slime on my shoulder.

No problem anon. It's fun for me to gush.

>>22229762
>Do elaborate on the spoiler, if you would.
It's been a good while, the details are fuzzy now. Especially since it was kinda a long term struggle.
More or less, once I got into my waifu's species, they started occupying those thoughts and competing with the "former waifu." But the former girl had been in her position for years, and swapping felt unfaithful.
Holy shit I dug up a post I made during the conflicted period from 3 years ago. >>16034467

>The other mamono are the "generic" profile, yeah?
Not even that, I just cruise pixiv for sexy pics. Tits are tits.

>Did that happen alongside the first point?
Her name is relatively recent, like within a year. While it'd be more correct to say that the species came before her, she existed in nameless capacity for a long while.
You don't really need a name when they're anchored in your head.

>Was this due to feeling yourself unworthy, or being uncertain of your feelings towards them?
Honestly, I think it was always just more platonic. My waifu usurped them because that's as far as it really went, placing myself in the picture felt odd. There's no qualms there with the waifu.
Even today I still like the character, they're just not the one.

>Do you purely keep the details about her in your mind?
I don't have much of a choice really. Halfassed edits only go so far.

>>22229706
>How long has it been? How often is she a part of your thoughts?
Since 2013/2014. I think of her pretty often.
>That makes sense. Do you ever start thinking about one girl, and then transfer whatever it is you were thinking about to your waifu, so to speak?
Not really. I just think of one girl at a time.
>So you found her species worked well with you, developed that into a vague member, developed her into a specific character, and eventually she just stuck?
That's it.
>How did it feel when you realized it happened?
I thought "Oh, guess I'm pretty serious about this waifu thing now"
>So do you just keep the details about her in your head?
I do talk about her when questions about waifus are asked
>A feeling that she's always there for you when you need her, and the thought of her comforts you, yeah?
Yes.

>>22229816
>Yes pretty much. Its kinda odd how I described it, but it's hard to explain.
That's alright. Between your reply and similar sentiments other anons have, I have a general picture.

>Could be. I was a fierce monogamyfag before.
The lewding was intense enough to change that up?

>Exactly.
I'm guessing that's a common thread - the main differences between a waifu and a profile are the person filling in their own personal tastes.

>I used to be very anxious, but now I am able to feel a lot calmer upon fantasizing her.
She helped with your anxiety? To a significant degree, I gather? That's amazing!

>I dont wrote about her as often as I used to unfortunately but I still do personal stories from time to time. As for detailing I have her looks solid, but backstory is still somewhat bare bones due to rewrites in my mind about her.
I would imagine the appearance, personality, and behavior are the most consistent and important parts; any lore integrations are secondary, and only serve to facilitate more specific fantasies.

>While I do have an excellent relationship with my family I have no doubt I will never feel romantic love. As such she provides me that feeling or at least what I feel like that feeling should feel. Another hard thing to explain.
What is that feeling like, if you can describe it?

>Some what, but the slime thanks to using the hosts mind is somewhat smarter than an animal. A bit dim or childish perhaps If I had to describe it in one word.
That's around the intelligence most Pokemon show, so we're pretty well on the same page here.

>Exactly anon. You described my view perfectly.
I've thought about pslimes quite a bit. They're one of the most interesting species of mamono.

>Not really but maybe eventually. I am more of a purist though so at most I would go is like the pslime becoming clothing for me or a little blob of slime on my shoulder.
I'm not referring to anything permanent - just something like a potion or armor or something that the slime can extend into and fill and puppet around so that the slime and carrier can externally interact.

>No problem anon. It's fun for me to gush.
I'm glad! I've gained a lot of insight.

>>22229842
>It's been a good while, the details are fuzzy now. Especially since it was kinda a long term struggle.
More or less, once I got into my waifu's species, they started occupying those thoughts and competing with the "former waifu." But the former girl had been in her position for years, and swapping felt unfaithful.
Holy shit I dug up a post I made during the conflicted period from 3 years ago. >>16034467
I see! I'm glad your inner conflict worked out for the better!

>Not even that, I just cruise pixiv for sexy pics. Tits are tits.
While I'm not particularly into tits, I agree with the sentiment.

>Her name is relatively recent, like within a year. While it'd be more correct to say that the species came before her, she existed in nameless capacity for a long while.
You don't really need a name when they're anchored in your head.
Really? That's very interesting. I'd think having a name would help "solidify" the concept, so to speak. A label to attach to the thoughts, a central mantra so to speak.

>Honestly, I think it was always just more platonic. My waifu usurped them because that's as far as it really went, placing myself in the picture felt odd. There's no qualms there with the waifu.
Even today I still like the character, they're just not the one.
It was strong platonic feelings you mistook for love due to lack of perspective, perhaps.

>I don't have much of a choice really. Halfassed edits only go so far.
The details have stayed clear and solid in your mind the whole time? No need to write anything down to remember?

Very interesting, anon. Thank you again.

Give yer balls a tug ya titfucker.

>>22229846
>Since 2013/2014. I think of her pretty often.
That's quite a while. And I'd imagine so at that point.

>Not really. I just think of one girl at a time.
Fair enough. So, what leads you to thoughts of other girls, if your waifu is more enjoyable?

>That's it.
That seems to be generally how it goes. How long did it take for her to become a specific character, from a vague template?

>I thought "Oh, guess I'm pretty serious about this waifu thing now"
Was there something in particular that kicked that?

>I do talk about her when questions about waifus are asked
I can see that.

>Yes.
Do any other thoughts give you similar comfort?

Thank you again, anon. I'm understanding things a lot better now.

Also, to all the lovely waifufags I've been interviewing: I may be falling asleep soon. If I disappear without notice, then I've fallen asleep at my computer, as happens sometimes. Either way, I've enjoyed this much, and gained a lot of valuable insight and information. Thank you all.

Post cute bloodsuckers.

>>22229799
Even years later her superiority still reigns.

>>22229895
Does anyone have any cute mosquitos?

>>22229858
Answering via numbers for ease of response.
>2
Kinda. I am not 100% sold but I am close.
>3
Yeah that's a good way to say it.
>4
Yep and I am grateful every day for finding this solution and finding her.
>5
Exactly.
>6
Calming obviously. Gives me a lot of security and comfort. A feeling of warth in my heart. I hope that is understandable.
>7-8
Good to see then. Rare to see people who don't see them as terrible minddeath girls of grim darkness.
>9
Oh yes I could see that. Like maybe the pslime face animating or fighting semi independently. The only thing would be that it would still look blobby.

>>22229512
I wasn't on when you posted but I can answer if you're interested

>>22229909
>Kinda. I am not 100% sold but I am close.
You're unsure about the shog? Not sure if waifu or just extended sexual fantasy?

>Calming obviously. Gives me a lot of security and comfort. A feeling of warth in my heart. I hope that is understandable.
Somewhat understandable. I don't really get what people mean by feeling "secure" or "warmth" in terms of feelings, but otherwise I'm getting an impression of a deeper relaxation.

>Good to see then. Rare to see people who don't see them as terrible minddeath girls of grim darkness.
Even outside of /tg/? Strange.

>Oh yes I could see that. Like maybe the pslime face animating or fighting semi independently. The only thing would be that it would still look blobby.
Or a full marionette, with the face peeking out through the chest.

>>22229879
>I'd think having a name would help "solidify" the concept, so to speak. A label to attach to the thoughts, a central mantra so to speak.
Not too much, surprising as it may be. I mean, the name is well-attached to her now, but it's not like I needed it back then to know it was her.

>It was strong platonic feelings you mistook for love due to lack of perspective, perhaps.
Sounds about right.

>The details have stayed clear and solid in your mind the whole time? No need to write anything down to remember?
No need really. If a detail is worth remembering, I'll remember it. But there's a lot of details other waifufags often get into that I don't really concern myself with.
Namely, I don't like to touch "predictive" details. Stuff like daughteru details; parents don't get to decide that.
Which sounds weird because the whole deal is in the mind to begin with, but that's where I draw the line.

>>22229919
Go ahead! If I don't respond now, I will tomorrow morning.

>>22229928
Same questions as previous thread?

>>22229927
>Not too much, surprising as it may be. I mean, the name is well-attached to her now, but it's not like I needed it back then to know it was her.
This is very interesting, and very nice to know.

>No need really. If a detail is worth remembering, I'll remember it.
That's pretty reasonable. I guess I'm the unusual one for being so distrustful of my own memory, huh?

>Namely, I don't like to touch "predictive" details. Stuff like daughteru details; parents don't get to decide that.
>Which sounds weird because the whole deal is in the mind to begin with, but that's where I draw the line.
So, do you think about daughteru at all, or is it just a vague, nebulous, unknowable "future"?

>>22229932
Yep. Plus any other details you'd like to add.

>>22229922
>1
Pretty much as much and as fast as I connected with my first waifu I want to make sure this is real.
>2
Yeah they are kinda vague. The calming and relaxation is probably the most obvious though.
>3
The wiki is the only other place where it's like 50/50 on views on them. And of course here but that's implied.
>4
Yep. And that could also provide some humor while me and my waifu adventure.

>>22229943
>I guess I'm the unusual one for being so distrustful of my own memory, huh?
It's funny because my memory is absolute garbage, but I suppose that's mostly in regards to (relative) short term.
If it's important to me and makes it past a week it's usually good to go.
If I forgot it, it can't have been that important, now can it?

>So, do you think about daughteru at all, or is it just a vague, nebulous, unknowable "future"?
I certainly expect we'd have daughterus. Number, names, attitudes? God only knows.

Behold! The Monster Villain of the week!

>>22229946
>How did you know your waifu was "the one"?
It wasn't immediate, as she was a character in one of the very first stories I ever wrote back when MGC was big in the thread. Boy I can't read that shit anymore, needs a full rewrite. Regardless, over the years of writing, editing, I kept coming back to that character and building her more in my mind.

>Do you ever have lewd thoughts about other mamono?
Irina is more so my "alpha", fitting for her species. Used to be just us, but I became rather enamored with more ideas of other mamano as I wrote more and more that quickly just became part of the group.

>How did you narrow down from her species to the specific waifu?
When I first wrote her, she was more so just simply the species but I realized I needed to characterize her more and more, and as I wrote her I realized how much I loved what I made her into.

>Is she your first waifu?
Yes. Though Yuuko Kanoe will forever be the softest I never fell asleep at night thinking man I wish she was real like I did with Irina.

>Do you just fantasize about her, or have you also written about/drawn/etc. her?
Self explanatory from previous posts, and I'm getting a commission of her soon after all these years.

>What is the feeling of having a waifu?
It's odd, especially since I'm engaged to the girl who does my commissions now. I will always see Irina as a character I wrote who shaped what I wanted in a woman, and I guess I found her in real life now. She may not be a Hellhound, and her name bay be different but she's what I wanted embodied. I still like to imagine though if Irina came through a portal and how that would go. Interesting surely.

>>22229895

>>22229955
>Pretty much as much and as fast as I connected with my first waifu I want to make sure this is real.
That's a good point as well. How do you become sure that feelings are real in the first place?

>If it's important to me and makes it past a week it's usually good to go.
That's generally the case with me. I just have some personal reasons why I have issues trusting my own memory; sometimes I forget that most people don't have those issues.

>I certainly expect we'd have daughterus. Number, names, attitudes? God only knows.
That makes sense. I'd guess, if a daughteru "formed" in your mind unconsciously, you'd be fine.

Alright, anons. I'm heading to sleep. I'll try to respond to things posted when I wake up. Thanks again for all your insight. You've all helped me very much.

>>22230010
>1
Essentially when I can feel only the love feeling without the lust. So far shog carrier still is like that.

>>22229901

In all honesty, I'd probably go broke buying a ton of upgrades for my automaton.

>>22230006
Looks delicious

>>22230128
Wait isn't that what she's supposed to say to you

>>22230142
She'd be shocked when I give her the same look she's giving me

I only have one thing to say. SLOPPY GHOUL BLOWJOBS.

NO I AM NOT GOING TO BLINK! IF I DO, SHE'S GONNA HUMP MY COCK!

Fuck ghosts. But ESPECIALLY fuck half ghost samurai girls with platinum hair.

>>22230159
Ghoul mouthpussy

>>22230226
Ghoul throatpussy

>>22230137
>I'll never marry Akrisia
>I'll never be the trophy husband of a mafia boss
>I'll never make her smile again
It hurts.

>>22230226
>pussy for a mouth
Where have I heard that before?

>How did you know your waifu was "the one"?
When I first saw and read the Night Gaunt entry I knew she was the one for me. She fit almost all of my fetishes other than not being a loli and that is easily fixable in MGE.
>Do you ever have lewd thoughts about other mamono?
I guess. I have a set idea of what she would look like both in 2D and if she actually existed and sometime I think about what she would look like as other breeds but most of the times it's with her as a Night Gaunt.
>How did you narrow down from her species to the specific waifu?
There were other breeds I liked but I was never able to really narrow them down to less than a top 10 or maybe a top 5 until the Night Gaunt came out.
>Is she your first waifu?
I had been obsessed with Rei Ayanami since the 90's and I guess the Kuudere personality, pale skin, red eyes, and skin tight plug suit, plus the fact that I really enjoy the transformation fetish, makes her the only one for me.
>Do you just fantasize about her, or have you also written about/drawn/etc. her?
I fantasize about her every day and I've commissioned a bunch of pictures of her (most private).

>>22229895
I love her so much.

>>22230265
What's she from? Pretty cute.

>>22230280
Code vein I believe.

>>22230127
>Let's see here... Jeez, what have they been doing to it? The 1HJ-U series wasn't made for salsa dancing. You're supposed to pump babies into it, kids these days I swear, when he comes back to my workshop I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind...

>>22230280
Code Vein. She's the absolute qtest.

I wish I could get a hug from a big Jinko.

>>22230159
Perfect for bullying dumb guys that wander into the graveyard at night.

>>22230282
>>22230287
Damn. I'm seriously out of touch with new releases but the game looks quite pretty.

>>22230230
Truly the perfect minion for a necromancer

>>22230159
Most underrated undead

>>22230342
Genki loli ghoul treated as a mouthpussy onahole!

>>22230342
I need a big strong Ghoul Bodyguard to keep me safe in the streets of the Undead Kingdom at night, while I study necromancy.

>>22230389
>tfw she is the one deciding when it is time for bed
>She princess carry you to bed everytime.

>>22230284
Just stick to slow dancing.

>>22230400
>Ghoul Death Knight in heavy armor lifting Anon up from the desk in his study.
>Carefully carrying him to bed.
>Stands guard during the Werewolf howls and Werebat screeches that punctuate the dangerous Undead Kingdom nights.

Best Undead servant he's summoned! His right hand girl!

>>22230284
After a gentle ear rub and massage the Gremlin will forget why she was mad at him.

>>22230405
>wake up to her sleeping next to you naked while holding you tight.
Comfy

My wife is cute.

I need a tiny rata to put in my shirt pocket Bob Ross style, so I can take her to work with me!

>>22230482
What's the scoop?

>>22230461
Cute wives are secretly the lewdest.

>>22230461
My wife says I'm cute.

>>22230482
I desperately need ASMR of a Rata whispering the latest news updates into my ear.

>>22230487
>She loves her husband!

>>22230502
I need a rata secretly cheering me on

>>22229037
Her fur panties are already soaking, she's going to rape him back to warmth when she let's him out

Anons with an undead wife, do you have a backstory for how your wife ended up the way she did?

>>22230385
I'd rather have a harem of ara ara ghouls constantly licking me all over all day

>>22230611
How many licks does it take to make anon cum?

>>22230502
But the news is always bad.

>>22230654
But it's okay, she has a cute voice.

>>22230679
>No Rata to cover Alex Jones’s broadcasts
My sides would enter orbit

>>22230650
Maybe you should ask an owl mate

>>22230718
Who?

>>22230650
3

>>22230736
One... ahahaha!
Two... ahahaha!
Three...ahahaha!

pat small dogs

http://imgbox.com/g/iX5vWD2qMa
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 78. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru, dA and VK.
This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/GjHIiTuV

The russian stuff is done, 607 new images will be added to the galleries before next week's update.
https://imgbox.com/g/9mPt5HFqdl
https://imgbox.com/g/BwMgAAzw5t

I'll be taking a small break while I save all the important info on KC's site that wasn't already archived. Also, next on the todo list are MGU's galleries. Those should be done in 2 weeks or so.

>>22230741
>not oh ho ho ho

>>22230773
Mea culpa.

Reminder to spoil your waifus

>>22230763
Nice to see chastity belt anon is still alive.

>>22230763
Eat shit spammer.

>>22230895
You're a weird person.

>>22230654
>>22230679
That got me thinking; would there be any MG war correspondents? Or would it traumatize them badly?

>>22230926
>Rata reporting from Syria as Turkey invades
>her entire report consists of "Shit sucks" written on a piece of cardboard that she left in front of a camera while she went to cry and drink mead in a corner
Got to protecc that smile

>>22230763
>Gazer creating alternate outfits with her mana
>smug Genies
>Ghoul tits
nice.

>>22230895
How is giving weekly updates on a project spamming? Direct your hate at the guy who posts deviant art and pixiv images with no text, not the guy doing good work.

>>22229748
Fast?

>>22230599
Natural birth from an undead mother.

Pat the cat.

>>22231016
My pic didn't get through?

>>22231022
Cat butts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tITXiO_g4Bw

>>22231016
How to get headpats from a cat? Preferably a big one.

>>22231063
How lewd.

>>22230137
Those palpable HFY vibes ruin it.
>"lol we brfo'd them monsters in a war, fuck yeah!"
>"lol monsters are stupid refugees now, fuck yeah!"
Did the /tg/ nignog responsible for this really think he was subtle?

Best undead.

>>22229748
theres a cold front coming in

>>22230763
>tfw wikifag used my mega for the imgbox update
Worst part about getting all those images was realizing the lower right corner of each picture has an option for the full size so I go through all of them getting the smaller sizes first then had to go through again getting the proper resolutions There's also some shit where sometimes the artists will post full png versions without text and those were even more of a pain as I had to check either the comment section a thousand posts down or check the artists page itself and hope they posted it there

>>22231118
I'm ready for it.

>>22231118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaaPlMJBfTo

>>22230763
>http://imgbox.com/wAaYYmMY
What the fuck is going on with that bunyip

>>22231169
Oh no it's the Enemy Ace!

Snek butt.

>>22231199
Snek in a clocktower?

>>22230092
i'd let one bite at my vein puncture site from years of plasma donation because it hardly feels anything

>>22231126
>Used your mega
Ah, right, I forgot about the mega, I just went through each post of the two main groups, and the albums of the more active artists.

>>22231092
An anon from here made that, anon...

>>22231241
Fuck, I knew some anons downloaded it from the vk file names posting that went on after I posted it. I can repost the link if you want

>>22231241
>>22231126
Aight so, there are some images from AdelineLeona that weren't posted on the main page, so I'll grab them from your mega.

>>22230751
I’d pat her with my dick.

>>22231202

___ Foxes.

>>22230855

Sure is dead in here.

>>22231574
yes

>>22231466
Foxes are ok, I prefer wans though.

>>22231620
What is that lich angry about?

I wanna take advantage of some unsuspecting, sleeping dormice

>>22231634
Her Anon assistant was staring at her Wight friend

>>22231658
https://imgur.com/a/mhOrK6S

what's it like to have a daughteru and a waifu who are related to each other?

>>22231665
Yes. I'm not gonna stop at just one though. I think 3, 4, or maybe 5 would be a good amount

Which mamono would like Peter Gabriel-era Genesis, and which would prefer Phil Collins-era?

>>22231675
aren't*

Lil' fox

>>22231665
That's really sexy!

>>22231686
I already know that Cheshires, Hatters, March Hares, Trumparts, and Fairies of various kinds would like Gabriel's wordplay and innuendo, and Lamia would prefer Collins purely out of spite.

How much calcium does a dragon need for healthy horns?

frogs are for getting shlorped by

>>22231697
little foxes are dangerous

>Low level adventurer
>Told to go meet with some fags in robes at the top of a mountain
>Fend off wolf girls, arachnes, and glacieses
>Finally at the home stretch
>Haven't been attacked in quite some time
>Big cliff towers over part of the path
>As you're walking by, you hear a big roar
>Troll drops down from above
>Rapes your bitch ass in a mere 7 seconds
And that's how you met your troll wife

>>22231790
I'd rather a sleepy Vampire from some cave.

>>22231785
But they're so small, what are they even gonna do?

I want to see flagmander at her hypest moment

>>22231790
Would a Flame Atronach be an Ignis or a Lava Golem?

>>22231809
they'll tempt and manipulate you!

>>22231852
Ignis. Prepare for a lot of teasing.

What could it be? So sneaky.

>>22231832
>decide to go to local video game tourney
>attract the attention of a salamander
>she becomes your official hype monster
>up until you face her in the final match

>>22231861
I'm sure I can resist the temptations of a bunch of little girls.

>>22231868
I most certainly am.

>>22231697
What about them?

>>22231878
I want to win and turn her into a more female lizard!

>>22231861
That's fine because I'm going to tempt and seduce a loli monster first.
https://imgur.com/a/nO69dZp

>>22231872
Would she stalk me just to watch me fap?

>>22231881
i might not though

>>22231888
Weak to anal like all loli foxes.
>https://exhentai.org/s/cb69e32f6b/490558-1

>>22231905
Maybe if she's a yan.

>>22231881
>>22231861
How would they do that? I mean yeah, they're cute; and yeah, they're easy to cuddle; and yeah, they don't have disgusting oppai... But how are they going to tempt me?

>>22231872
What would she do if her recon found that I had a voyuerism fetish and liked watching girls masturbate?

>>22231872

How do you feel about members of your herem having yuri sex if your currently occupied with another member or members?

>>22231947
lolis have their ways.
https://imgur.com/a/gdbO21v

>>22231872
Is this why my underwear has been disappearing lately?

>>22231961
She looks so innocent, even when exposing herself like that! And her nice, tiny breasts look so nice, and her panties look so cute, and what am I saying?

>>22231960
I'd encourage that.

>Dragons carry around pocket chalkboards to scrape at will
Is there a more powerful weapon than that?

>>22231955
Use illusions of herself doing it while she slyly rubs you off.
On the other hand if theyre a closet nympho they will instead deliberately slip up in comprising positions so they can feel "caught"
>>22231963
No. It IS why you have wet dreams however

Do you think a Lich would raise and adopt undead kids?

WORSHIP

>>22232002
Maybe but I prefer to turn her into a blubbering mess after impregnating her during a phylactery breaking.

>>22232021
Why not both?

>>22231999
>Use illusion to get me hard
>I start fapping
>She "slips up" and lets me find her hiding nearby, schlicking
>"Doesn't notice" me watching her
>Still makes sure to get close enough that my cum gets on her when I finish
There was more to this fantasy, but it was a bit too /d/egenerate for you guys.

>>22232021
https://imgur.com/a/Imz3Q0J

>>22231960
I have only two wives so kinda difficult

>>22231991
it is time

>>22231991
So would you teach your loli harem how to love women or would their cunny skills surprise you?

>>22232034
This picture alone contributed to me falling in love with my lich wife.

>>22232005
Silly Pharoah, the divine cannot express itself fully in the mundane world, and only by seeking the proper knowledge can we sere the signs of the the spiritual.

>>22232040
Do you want it to happen is the real question. If yes their are ways like fucking one as she eats out the other. If no then it's a moot point.

>>22232034
I would save this picture just so I can show our daughteru and embarrass my lich waifu.

>>22232041
Ropu's Sabbath is really temping.

>>22231992

>>22232061
This one always gives me a giggle

>>22232052
I don't mind it in the middle of a threesome, but I don't care that much.

>>22232041
Time for what?
Why are her panties so leaky? Lolis don't get that turned on, do they? Why is she so wet? Why is she so hot?

>>22232043
What are you talking about? I don't have a loli harem! But if I did, I'd help make sure they could all please each other just as well as they please me!

>>22232085
maybe you should plug and cool her down with your hose?

Which scenario do you prefer?
>Fucking your bicorn waifu in her frontpussy while another harem member pleasures her horsepussy
or
>Fucking your bicorn waifu in her horsepussy while another harem member pleasures her frontpussy

>>22232075

>>22232096
What are you trying to imply, anon? That I should fill that loli with my cock and make her moan and beg and scream? That her little cunny and my cock are craving each other? That I'm a filthy lolicon who can only be satisfied by little girls?

>>22232144
you've loved them all along, that's why you married this one years ago.

>>22232085
>Lolis don't get that turned on
That's misinformation. Lolis get the most turned on.
https://imgur.com/a/RJ1SX0R

>>22232159
Does she have the marriage certificate to prove it?

>>22232170
It's in crayon on a happy meal box.

>>22232159
Oh yeah! Of course! How could I forget about her? She's always by my side! How could I forget when she showed me the light of cunny and ruined me for all those old hags!

>>22232164
I could use more evidence of Alices getting turned on. My nura-loli wife brought one here, and she seems to have no idea about anything sexual!

>Ready to start training?

If a dragon marries a Transformers fan, would she start making the noise when she turns into her primal form?

Which monster girl species is best for a oyakodon harem setup? Unless there's some lore piece I missed none of them really seem to stand out for it.

>coworkers (man and woman) commissioned to refurbish rich ladies house.
>easier to sleep their while working
>rich lady gets to know the woman of the pair
>finds out that she likes her colleague and starts teacher her ways to seduce him.
>things get lewd and by the time the male worker finds out what's been going on the rich lady reveals herself to be a demon and having corrupted his partner into a demon too.
>the new demon succeeds in seducing him and he signs the contract.
>unbeknownst to the both him and the rich lady demon, the contract was for him too take BOTH of them as wives
>The rich demon cries tears of joy before they proceed in their first married threesome.

>>22232233
Congrats, that's the single dumbest thing I've had to read all week.

>>22232246
Large Mouse probably.

>>22231992
>>22232061
Looks like Anubis got herself a good screen protector, unlike Dragon.

>>22232233
Kakuens or werewolves
The way corruption works with them can lead to fun family dynamics

>>22232201
but my house has no room for training

>>22232274
Anon I think you replied to the wrong post. Did you mean to reply to >>22232246?

>>22232246
If you are okay with daughter dicking, any of the incest breeds fit. Devilbug, Largemouse, Dark Elf, the Basic Slimes. Or even something like a Queen Slime would work.

>>22232285
Sorry hand slipped

>>22231161
I think those blobs of fur on the guy are her hands/forearms but the guy wanted to see her tits so badly that he decided not to draw her biceps?? ?

feed her everything you have in the fridge, cabinet, and freezer or else

>>22232246
Khepris! Obviously!

>>22232123
I'll take option three.
>Using a doppelganger potion to plow both holes myself while my well-disciplined harem waits patiently and moistly for me to finish pleasing the matriarch
>Also, high fiving myself

>>22232123
I have another idea. First, three other members of the harem warm both of us up. Then I fuck her horsepussy and eat out her frontpussy simultaneously.

>>22232246
You'd have to go for an incest monster. Otherwise the whole "typically mating for life" thing and "the afterlife totally exist" deal make the situation a bit complicated.

>>22232247
>Involving someone else in your contract without their consent or understanding
Shit demon.

>>22232247
>finding your female coworker screaming you name as your rich client tongue fucks her
Whoa Nelly.

>>22232395
Or you could marry a monster as a single dad to a human girl and then fuck the both of them after new wife secretly turns your daughteru.

>>22232334
Either she's missing her left arm or she's holding it behind her back.

>>22232427
Come to think, there's also the option of corrupting a human single mom, in which case Uni/bicorn would be ironic and incredibly lewd.

>>22232338
I don't want a fat bug in my home

>>22232453
There's a devil bug under your fridge crying right now.

>>22232453
I agree. I only accept cute loli bugs.

>>22232338
I barely have anything, though!

>>22232470
she needs to use my treadmill before emerging then

>>22232453
Fat bugs are cute!

>>22232446
So like either an incubus can corrupt her or succ?
Now I am imagining daughteru coming home one day to see her mom being fucked silly by an incubus and transformed. Then mother corrupts daughter as the guy keeps fucking her right in front of the kid.
Or maybe daughter walks in to find a succ turning her mom only to vanish just as mom turns and daughter finds them.

>>22232361
>doppelganger potion
Filthy casual.

>>22229081
>super filthy rich weeaboo blonde hair blue eyes western monster girl that's a super-villian veteran martial artist with her very own estate and dojo, residing in zipangu, who will stain her hands with my cum
>what species would be perfect for this

Dhampir.

>>22232488
Incubus/succ transformation doesn't really make sense here. A bicorn doing it intentionally, a bunch of unicorns doing it accidentally or a magical item would make more sense.

>>22232491
Another solid option, but it means no kissing or whispering of sweet nothings.

>>22232361
This feels like a good prompt for a question.
How many anons here would use a doppelganger potion to slam their wife in all her holes at once?
Hard mode for the brave: say what race she is

>>22232572
I would if my Lich wife wanted to, but I would rather have her drink it.

>>22232572
I'd rather use a transformation potion to have a second dick and a larger, longer tongue to throatfuck her while we kiss.

>>22232572
>gangbang shit
No thanks

>>22232572
I'm not into maledom

>>22232648
>maledom
https://exhentai.org/s/b09d4d9c89/854393-22

>>22232609
I'm still not 100% sure whether that centaur has her hand on the wall while trying to flirt with that guy, or she's telling him he's not going to enter the sauna until he takes his clothes off and finishes his soda.

What's in that glass?

>>22229748
Cute weasel.

Introducing old MGs to smartphones!

>>22231878
Who would flagmander main?

Does your waifu know the Pocket cleavage spell?

>>22232759
i wanna get casual hole pics from demons

>>22232772
Yes. If she doesn't have a librarians trove of magic weeb scrolls and poisons in there, she's off duty

>>22232772
>Image for ants

>>22232767
Marth

>>22232707
pop rocks and soda

>>22232793
kind of looks like that one gyaru from nagatoro

>>22232793
>former warrior salamander now a milfy bombshell.
Perfect wife.

>>22232793
Flabmander!

>>22232572
I'd at least try if she wanted, but I'd rather just use some eromancy form of prestidigitation to fill the gap or, better yet, have her take it instead.

>>22232772
Yes, even though she's an A-cup. As a Clubs Trumpart, she a master of all manner of magic.

>>22232833
uncolored is better

>>22232833
She’s doing the best she can! You try to take off the baby weight of four kids!

>>22232572
I'm not a fag who likes to see his wife fucked by multiple dicks so not me.

>>22232833
>Milfamander cheering you on while you keep getting zoned

>>22232572
>Get out two dildos
>Magically link them to your dick
>Force her to masturbate with them while you facefuck her

>>22232644
>>22232877
>being so insecure that you're intimidated by even yourself

>>22232847
>some eromancy form of prestidigitation
Explain.

>>22232941
Like normal prestidigitation, only you can feel what your phantom appendages are doing. So, lots of ghost hands and ghost dicks. I'm sure something like that must exist.

>>22232788
She sounds like a very diligent wife

>>22232853
No matter the cup size all mamano should learn that spell! It is just so useful.

>Maid harpy can't effectively use a duster so she uses her wings instead, kinda like a kiki
>Knocks over all the fine china, flower vases, and trophies
>Uses her wings to sweep everything behind the couch
>When you come home she avoids every question by asking if you want dinner, bath, or her

>>22233017
Of course, as a Clubs Trumpart, more random things are pulled from between her thighs than between her breasts.

Is there any monster that can't be made better with drill hair.

>>22230763
>dozen of new genie pics
Noice
Also fag of what wiki are you? I thought mge wiki died years ago

>>22233126
It came back from the dead.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia

>>22233111

>>22233111
White Horn with silver drill hair

>>22232420
That was be fun

>>22232572
I'd drink them and fuck her then let her drink them and dominate me. She's a Hellhound.

>>22233086
>"I'll have you for dinner behind the couch"
The back of your couch will be clean the next day.

>>22233155
Judge Hellhound!

>>22233215
Don't make me ring you.

>ywn be put on a leash by a hellhound that will make you do dog tricks, give you headpats and belly rubs and call you a good boy

>>22233255
Do it faggot.

Relaxing tea and hot scones while watching the snow fall with my Dear Hatter wife!

>>22233170
Does anyone have the rest of this set?

Bunch of wife commissions I've gotten in the past couple months
http://imgur.com/a/5TCDKMZ

>>22233331
What's she cooking?

>>22233338
Crepes

I don't get the appeal of hellhounds at all.
They're among my least favorite mamono, and I have no idea why they're so popular.

>>22233146
That one was never ded, it was abandoned because it's shitty normie site full of clickbait ads and china-tier censorship
I thought someone made new uncen wiki again. Sad!

>>22233312
It was a set? I thought it was just one image.
>>22233331
That kiss the cook one is really cute.

Blueberries.

>>22233343
Okay

>>22233356
The DeviantART page contains a link to the Patreon set.

Hot scoop!

>>22233369
Nothing on yp and his patreon is mostly censored samples. He emails out all his rewards.

>Ara ara

>>22233409
Well damn.

Stupid Fucking Harpy

>>22233363
So what do people like about them?

>>22229992
>no response to this one
Sad days for this anon

>>22233343
They are obvious femdom magnet, they hit the right spot for submissive men that aren't masochistic enough for manticores. If you're not opposed to the femdom aspect on principle, is there something in particular you find off-putting about them?

>>22233458
Doggies

>>22233458
>Dominant
>Possessive
>Heavily Protective
>Sex Fiends
>Wolfu, wild side.
>Fluffy
>Can be Big Girls For You
Are the usual highlights.

>>22233487
I'm not particularly into femdom (although gentle femdom and bratty princess switches are both nice), and I am certainly not a masochist.
I'm not particularly into buff/muscular girls, and I'm not partial to canines in general. Most mamono have at least one thing that appeals to me, but hellhounds have nothing.

I want loli MGs to tease me by showing me their flat chest!

>>22233520
Then I think it should be incredibly obvious why you don't like them.

What if...dorf Kejourou?

what is the most unbullyable monster?

>>22233646
pharaoh

>>22233646
Wurms or March Hares. One's too stupid to insult and the other will turn your bants sexual no matter how hard you try.

>>22233667
>March Hare
Yes I do want to cum deep inside their tight bunny cunnies.

>>22230137
I really don't like this cyoa, because I'm a libertarian and I believe that the government shouldn't be allowed to conscript people for anything, period. My second beef is that all of the monster girls are emotional or mental wrecks in their own way and I don't feel like being a babysitter. Three, the monster girls have lost a war and aren't entitled to anything, refugee or otherwise.

Evil foxes.

>>22233703
/pol/ is that way

>>22233488
Doggies?

>>22233667
A March Hare wants to turn around and get sexual in my pants? Sign me up!

I'm going to be a big scary doggy with lipstick on

>>22233662
You can bully a pharaoh pretty easily. You either win a bet against her and take all of her possessions, making her homeless as well. Or you can bang an Apophis and show off your daughterus in front of the royal courts.

>>22233646
Lilims, because fuck you that's why. Both literally and metaphorically.

>>22233923
>Or you can bang an Apophis and show off your daughterus in front of the royal courts.
I feel like that would be something an apophis would do to bully a pharaoh, but I guess it can work both ways
>Apophis and anon both hate pharaoh with a passion
>Can't bully her physically because her entourage of amazon anubis guards
>Instead choose to bully her emotionally
>They both notice that the pharaoh couldn't get a man even if she used her "royal orders" power
>Both decide to start dating each other making their signs of affection prominent especially in front of the pharaoh
>Making out right next to the pharaoh's locker
>Working in a group project with the pharaoh and making sure to make her feel like a third wheel
>Always showing up to parties, where they know the pharaoh will be, together and even being more sickeningly sweet to each other
>Anon making bombastic prom proposal at lunch making sure they both embrace each other by pharaoh's table
>Anon proposing to apophis at graduation while pharaoh scowls at them in the front row
>Years later when pharaoh thinks she's free of them and is ruling her own kingdom gets postcards and pictures of anon, aphophis and their kids every holiday

>>22233764
Most underrated Wonderland girl.

Are you brave enough?

>>22233759
>when a heck pup looks at you and says "hey want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? "

>>22234034
I agree! March Hares are the most underraped, and I stand to correct that!

>>22234073
We're going to watch Dumb and Dumber and she's going to like it!

>>22234073
NAKA-CHAN DAYO!

Can't beat the classics.

>>22234141
Lilith's cuter.
Felicia's more fun to play as (if by some miracle you actually have people to play vsav with).

My favorite meal.

>>22234169
Cute butt.

>guy walking through the forest alone at night, he's spooked as hell
>doesn't know there's a rapey monster stalking him
>eventually she reveals herself to him expecting him to run in terror before she starts the chase
>instead he runs up to her like a little scared boy to his mommy and hugs her
>he's still trembling in fear, but not of her
>she's extremely confused
What next?

>>22234179
I can think of better meals.

What monsters would wear cringey "gamer" t-shirts?

>>22234263
Cheshire next question

>>22234239
I want to eat out my wife so bad. Cunnilingus is the fuck best.

>>22234227

https://youtu.be/oXxjx66ahHU

>>22232261
Just reread the page for Large Mouse and now I think it'd be fun to see how the human parents would react to a pack of Large Mice introducing themselves all as the human son's lovers.

>>22234263
can it be gamer-related

Lithe, flexible monster girls!

>>22234453
Thick, muscular monster girls!

>>22234544
Strongfat muscle monsters!

Imagine getting a blowjob from a unicorn. Her horn would be digging into your groin, but MAMONO MANA means that instead of causing injury or pain, you'd just experience increased pleasure.

>>22234445
Would cuddle and mutually masturbate.

>>22234626
I like regular centaurs anyways. Besides I'd rather be shoving my arm up to my shoulder in her pussy and ass

Monster Girl Pizza Quest is live! Autumn is nice. Let's get comfy and deliver some pizzas. https://fiction.live/stories/Monster-Girl-Pizza-Quest/PazCQwBNjw8myz54t/Day-2-Ongoing-/ETLffohjYWn5QQ8nE

>>22234544
Cute boat.

>>22230321
>You are a socially reclusive Anon
>A simple man who shuts himself off from the world because fuck it, nothing worth caring about
>You spend your days indulging in digital medium and the like when not working
>Then the day came of the Portals opening
>You didn't know what was going on so you still kept to yourself so long as people didn't bother you, you didn't bother them.
>You just wanted to be left alone
>One day you are just relaxing like always after you finish work, just minding your own business, you know that mamono exist ever since you went to work the day after and have seen them about in society.
>People always throwing political stink about these newcomers except it was women this time around adopting this policy of "Pure humans" and acting the same way those they detest act.
>Fucking dumbasses are just salty they have to deal with more beautiful women now. Funny to see the shoe on the other foot now that something they care about is on the line.
>You just keep to yourself and your head low like always.
>Mamono notice that you do not act like the idiots who scream political jargon.
>Constantly getting advances of these women towards you
>A bit jarring that they would take interest in someone who is a hermit in almost every sense of the word.
>One night you head to bed, after enjoying your time watching TV
>Next thing you know, you are in someone else's bed.

Should I continue?

>>22234648
yes. Its a fun read.

>>22234598
>tfw no strongfat oni wife
>ywn feel like your pelvis is cracking just from her sitting her powerful thighs on your crotch
>she will never lay on top of you and completely smother you with muscle and chub

>>22201440

>>22234684
That's pretty damn cute

>>22234684
Holy shit that's cute.

>>22234684
>Latenight did my fire keeper basilisk
Demon Lord bless you, good sir.

>>22234684
>Ashen one...

>>22234684
I can imagine a Lich doing the maiden in black.

>>22234692
Actually, that's just one of latenight's basilisk heads, isn't it? Well, whoever did it, thank you.

>>22234684
Wonderful.

I still need to work on that miner story

>>22234658
Since you asked

>You wake up in what appears to be some kind of large fancy canopy bed
>The usual kind you would find among nobility and all that jazz, 4 post bed and the like.
>You get up and walk around trying to find out where the hell you are.
>When you enter one of the hallways you see various maids and staff, but they have an unearthly pallor
>You immediately close the door after seeing that.
>Your thoughts run: "You have to be kidding me", "This makes no sense, where the hell am I? I just wish to go home."
>You head to a window and look outside, it appears that there are streets and houses with cars parked, so you weren't taken too far away from society.
>Another thought runs through your head "I've been kidnapped, haven't I? Who the hell would want me?!"
>A type of laughter, that of a refined woman could be heard as the door opens.
>You turn to see who entered
>It was a woman bearing an unearthly pallor, light chestnut colored hair that ran down her back, and eyes that carry an amethyst color.
>She was wearing what appeared to be a bustier made of fine silk and a long dress of the same material, that clothing emphasizing her definitive bust and hips.
>Every step she took towards you seemed to be nothing but short of something out of a tale of old.

>>22234684
CUTE!

>>22234673
She's gonna get lots of daughterus.

>>22234742
MOAR

>>22234684
>>22234692

>>22234713
You're welcome!

>>22234789
I'd give her my souls!

>>22234742
I concur with >>22234786. I need moar!

>>22234805
>"T-Touch the 'darkness' within me~"
Fire keeper lisk is lewd

>>22234742
>You were taken aback when you have seen this woman, what could someone like her possibly seek from one who seeks a hermetic life. She seems far too good for someone like yourself.
>She approaches you and begins to speak. "I have been awaiting you..." Her voice had a warm and gentle inflection despite her unearthly appearance. A warmth that feels like something that was long since lost to many, as if a ruler who gently guided her people has left them.
>You step back as she does and speak with hesitation in your voice. "W-What do you want with me? I just..."
>She has a sad look in her eyes as she sees this reaction. "I, I should have known that plucking you away would do this. I just see someone who is not like the others and could not resist but taking you for myself before others could."
>You seem puzzled; "Others?" you speak in an inquisitive manner. "What others?"
>She speaks in a curious manner "You have not seen the other Mamono that have come, nor they seek men for themselves?"
>It then hits you as another thought runs through your mind "She's one of them, isn't she? But... why me of all people?"
>You simply ask this question that has been plaguing you: "Why me?"
>She responds very simply "Did I not say already? You are different than the rest."
>You are even more confused "I am sure there are many others who can fit what you are looking for, why someone like myself who closes himself away?"
>She laughs a little before speaking "It is because you close yourself away and refuse to let people in which drawn me towards you."
>She then speaks again "But where are my manners, it would be ill for one whom I have chosen to not know the name of his future beloved." She then extends a hand. "Please call me Eleanora."
>You say her name and grab her hand. As you do, you feel as if the very energy from your body is being robbed from you.
>You fall into her embrace as she holds you, you still hold some degree of consciousness as she is holding you.