/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

Can't spell cliche without lich!

I've been away for a long time, do you guys still have good writers? And recent recommendations?

I want a pslime or a barometz to rape me and force her pussy in my face until I'm addicted to her taste!

>>22223630
Based. Nothing better than eating pussy slime.

>>22223647
Nothing at all!
I want to be incubized such that her love nectar is all I need to survive!

>>22223630
Can I get an ice cream barometz or do they only come in fruit flavors? I'd prefer not to stick my dick in food, so I guess a zombie holst or something would be better...

>>22223653
Dont worry anon. That is usually an included feature! Just be ready to be milked by her slime as you do so.

>>22223621
touchfluffytail.org

>You're so beautiful, Anon.

>>22223621
Some are around. I have a Pslime Yuri monsterization story.
Recommendations are always monsterization.

>>22223672
Of course! Of course! She needs nutrients as well!

>>22223719
>tft
I honestly don't know if this is bait, have you lost all /mgt/ specific writers and just accepted tft as an aggregation site? The whole bob thing doesn't bother anyone anymore?

>>22223734
>Bob
Who? Me personally, I've been trying to write of late but focusing on too many of all the wrong things, so despite putting down text I have nothing prepared.

>>22223742
>Who?
D-don't joke about things like that

>>22223755
I kid, but do you realize how long it's been? There's tons of new blood who have never really heard of him at this point.

x is best girl

>>22223732
Exactly and those nutrients only serve to make the slime even tastier.

>>22223757
The /a/xodus was only a few years ago anon.

>>22223763
Cat batter was over and done with before the move. On top of that, even what you said means that he was a thing YEARS ago. I'm not saying the majority don't know, but there will be plenty that don't.

>>22223621
Yananon's being doing a quest that's pretty fucking nice.

>>22223775
Oh cool. The paladin thing or something else? Quest as in CYOA? I'll check it out

>>22223773
>Cat batter was over and done with before the move
Stigma wasn't. Say what you will but the man left a legacy

>>22223719
Lol, you're still here

>Be anon
>Recently raped by Slime Carrier
>A bit tired from the assault
>She however has left the cave
>Slime restraints probably mean shes coming back
>Wonder why she left instead of continuing sexy times.
>Eventually my question is answered with the sound of voices.
>Realization dawns on me as soon as i see the new women.
>She was going to be added to my harem.
>before she could react the slime carrier restrains her with the slime.
>Now having full control her, the slime carrier begins teasing her prey.
>It rapidly evolves to a lesbian porno.
>The sight causes intense arousal and stiffening of my cock.
>Slime carrier notices this.
>Using her slime she brings the new women to me.
>showing her ability she spears the women on my cock.
>pleasure causing both of us to cum.
>After recovering, she starts moving the women.
>at the same time moving her pussy above the womens mouth.
Heres that green. Please enjoy.

>>22223787
To this day you still sometimes get a shitfest started just by posting Cheshire

>>22223719
You're a funny one, snowdrake.

So good!

>>22223621
Beast exists... i guess

I feel like "an incubus/succubus in a nunnery" would be a mamono saying.

>>22223909
I need Shokugeki no Soma but with Monster Girls.

>>22223785
It's a wild ride. https://fiction.live/stories/Monster-Girl-Pizza-Quest/PazCQwBNjw8myz54t/home

One of the reasons automatons are so good is their variability. So anons which automaton do you choose anons of these 4?

>>22223989
All of them. Then I promote the unit with the best housewife and sex firmware and/or has a vibrating pussy to top bitch and instill a cut throat competition between them until they achieve singularity via relentless self-upgrading. Then my wife will be the machine that is reality and all it encompasses.

>>22223989
Far right.

Who the fuck came up with the idea of putting synthetic flesh over Automation's chassis?

>>22224114
A genius.

>TFW no /k/ lilim waifu

>>22224163
Would you have huge gunfights as foreplay?

>>22224170
Now I'm picturing an mg version of the most dangerous game with demon silver bullets

>>22224225
>I fook you. I'm bettah!
>you fook me. You're bettah!

>>22223720
What a nice thing to say while she has me pinned down in the snow about to cuddlerape me

>>22223621
Why would anyone write for this place?

>>22223719
whats wrong with fluffy tail

>>22224316
They don't anymore. They come here, realize this is a terrible place to write for with a poor audience, and leave for greener pastures. That's why it's a writer treadmill here. Hell, even the drawfags fuck off after a week.

>>22224374
t. TFT futashitter

Big fat purple cats are for extra lewd activities.

>>22224374
>Leave for greener pastures
>Read, never to be heard from again. Since they usually stop writing too.

>>22224490
>usually stop writing to
>literally write to this day on other boards and sites under the same name just different pastebins
If you ever left this shit heap you'd know that.

>>22224519
Like whom?

>>22224519
If it's so much better on those other boards and other sites, then you're welcome to fuck off and go back there parasite.

>>22223577
Human Princesses are for...

>>22224645
Class changing into new monster girls.

>>22223989
yes

>>22223759
Y is superior.

>>22223759
>>22224721
>could have chosen z
>instead chose to be this wrong

>>22224733
Rata celebrating Leif Erikson day, hinga dinga durgen

>>22223621
I tried to write something. But all I kept thinking was "These waffles are ruining my life!" Which is tragic, not funny.

>>22224645
are for kidnapping so the mistress can corrupt her

>Wake up to oomukade sucking your dick
>She doesn't notice you're awake and continues to deepthroat you
Would you pretend to stay asleep, or do you wake up fully?

>>22223759
I wanna stick it in x's butt.

i wanna be killed by a mofu swordsman

>>22223630
I want to be force fed shoggoth slime!

>>22224774
raise head and stare then let her continue

>>22224831
>Shoggoth Jelly taste like something indescribable either in Japanese or English. Balrogs would come out eventually so please wait a bit! (KC)
>In case of unmarried Shoggoths, eating their jellies means you'll be a target for their future husband. (KC)

>>22223577
Gonna sneak up behind her and push her off the mountain and nobody can stop me!

>>22224864
Monster girls don't go for murderers.

>>22224873
Monster girls kill millions everyday

>>22224884
billions*
remember a drop contains a million of those cells, a shot of it, wew, that's a big numbah

>>22224884
Imagine them all wiggling impotently in a content kiki's stomach

DO open this.

>>22224906
watch me arrive in front of her like Richter

>>22224906
Big or small, vampires are great. Deserves all the worship

Sabbath gangs must be stopped!

>>22224937
>Walk up to her with whip in hand
>DIE MONSTAH, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD
>She doesn't understand it and gets a bit sad

>>22224976
Why?

>>22224976
What a terrible situation to be in!

>>22224916
There's going to be plenty more where that came from.

>>22224976
lolis are far more scary than any other girl when they are really horny

>>22225025
That's why you molest loli monsters first and make sure to keep them satisfied at all times.

>>22224912
I could see a manticore over-acting about her atrocities related to that.

Well?

So the lore section devoted to Sabbath in the 7 Seas book has these random comments made by a bapho under each spell.
Is this even in the original? I've never read all MGR translations because they're so all over the place. Regardless, with that chibi pixel image apparently borrowed from the KC's site(?), and the generally hilarious translation 7 Seas must have taken their biggest localisation liberty.

>>22225105
One more.

So in the mamono world, I could just walk up to a girl and molest her and it be fine?

>>22225131
Cute moth! What does she want, though?

>>22225114
If she's in a relationship, no.
If she's single, you'll end up being the one getting molested.

>>22225155
C'mon anon that's not necessarily true. You know molesters need girls to dom too, and some little girls are defenseless to the idea.

>>22224861
Are we ever going to get the information about the Empress translated?

>>22225227
Someone on MGR already did.

>>22225248
Holy shit sir thank you

>>22225248
Old dragons are the best

>"Here's the steamed buns you ordered, sir"

>>22225105
>>22225112
Yeah, they're also on the wiki, the translation's somewhat different, though
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_I#Runes_of_Pleasure
'“We've made a recent advancement that allows us to also embroider runes into clothing and still retain the full effects. Those with a childish, sensitive body like me don't have a lot of excessive extra flesh, unlike some others. Even without it, we can still have lots of fun with elder brother. It's something I have no use for. What? ‘Say that after finding a partner?’ Bite me!”'

>>22225282
Ran is cute.

>>22225146
to assert her dominance and bully your penis

I love kejourous?

>>22225076
My dad used to read Calvin & Hobbes and MAD to me for bedtimes.

>>22225155
So if I molest a single mamono, she'll reciprocate in kind?

>>22225431
Bully how?

>>22225450
I didn't like them at first, but they've grown on me a lot.

>>22225478
My favorite bedtime story my dad read me was The Call of Cthulhu.

>>22225487
she's gonna punch it with her baby box

>>22225493
That sounds nice. Will she keep going after I cum, and not let up until she's exhausted?

>>22225282
But where's my milk?

>>22225450
>Question mark
Make that an explanation point.

>>22225500
she wouldn't be a good bully if she stopped before she was finished!

>>22225521
What if I start to get dehydrated?

>>22225155
There is a whole sub set of maledom monsters that don't attack men but have innate charm magic or pheromones to make men attack and molest them.

>>22225248
She's way too horny.

>>22225527
That's when the breasts come into play.

>>22225527
she'll mouth swap some gatorade for you

>>22225602
Will I get glowing sweat?

>>22225599
Oh? What does moth milk taste like?

>>22225602
But I don't like sugary drinks!

>There was talk of KFC maybe?
Winter Town doesn't have one. You'd have to take a sleigh across the long white trails under the midnight sun to reach one. Will you take her?

>>22225692
This reminds me of an old fashioned Spider-Man comic cover for some reason.

>>22225692

>>22225708

>>22225721

>>22225610
you already glow to her for you are her light
>>22225629
then you're either getting that breast milk or some water

>Someone made a darkest dungeon mod so that there's monster girls in it
>There's a hellhound for that mod
This was gonna happen eventually but I'm still kinda surprised.

>>22225692
>>22225708
>>22225736
Who dis?

>>22225751
Both sound nice.
Or her bringing a friend for facesitting

>>22225548
What are they again? I remember Cockatrice and Alice.

>>22225772
Artist name is SnakeObsidian.

>>22225782
But the girl?

>>22225632
Not without her parent’s permission

>>22225785
No one important

>>22225785
I dunno, ask the artist.

>>22225778
The Cockatrice, Alice, Nacho, Dormouse, Umi Osho, and Wendigo I think are the main breeds that make men attack them but there are others like the Sea Bishop that don't specifically attack men and other breeds like the vanilla Succubus, Witch, and Lamia are so variable their personality is just listed as variable. The Dark Angel is also listed as learning all his fetishes and switching to either dom or sub after the first time they have sex to match their husbands taste.

>>22225819
>The Cockatrice, Alice, Nacho, Dormouse, Umi Osho, and Wendigo I think are the main breeds that make men attack them
Aren't you forgetting someone?

>>22225850
forgetting kobolds.

>>22225850
Cute jar.
Love the jar.
Pat the jar.
Lewd the jar.

>>22225632
You know about the Inuit ordering food delivery in northern Canada? You could make a fortune opening a fast food restaurant in the Winter Town.
To answer your question, sure.

>>22225893
Why has no one actually animated her wiggling her ears yet?

>>22225819
Inari seduce your pants off and won’t rape, does that count?
Not safe around Youko though.

>>22225908
‘Cause they’re gross.

>Typical Races: Generally mostly beastmen
I wonder if Ropurotto's Sabbath would accept a submissive loli Lamia that just wants to be bred be her husband's pet.

>>22225893
I want to fuck the eel!

>>22225884
I want a fit, skinny Yeti delivery girl who can run across the harsh landscapes of Winterstown to deliver hot meals from the bar, always has a smile on her face no matter the weather

>>22225908
Too much work.

>>22225982
Any Sabbath will accept a member who’s enthused about their specialty. Why would they not?
The slight exception being Shirokuto’s because you have to actually have skills before they admit you.

>>22225227
I want to massage her thighs!

>>22225985
She fucks you.

>>22226053
No anon! Shes super thirsty! thats just gunna make her rape you harder.

Devils>demons

>>22225878
cum in the jar

>>22225943
Same as Shirohebis. They want (You) to make the first move.

I want to make an Oomu the happiest bug in the world!

>>22226122
>Jar wife says she's not ready for sex
>Get frustrated and cum in her jar

>>22226122
Of course! But only after I make her cum for me!

>>22225850
>>22225878
>>22226122

>>22226062
Thats okay. I want her to fuck me silly as well.
They need more stories.

>>22226141
I want her to fill her jar with her pussy juices so I can drink it!

>>22225943
Seduction monsters are so great. I don't mind a good rape, but heavy hinting and mutual need is my ideal.

F@ B@ T@S

>>22226211
How would a monster feel about making a man cum in his pants from seduction alone?

>>22226234
Why do anons keep asking questions like those?
I mean its not like they have a specific answer.

>>22226234
Depends, but that sounds like a setup for bathroom sex in my mind.

>>22226234
Lilims are good at this. Though sometimes they go too far.

>>22226230
>ywn be wing hugged by a varghulf
>ywn forced to huff her bat mofu.
>ywn let her suck your blood.
>ywn suck her tits afterwards for that bat milk.

>>22226234
>Dominating monsters like Hellhounds, Dark Elves, Ushi-Onis, etc. will taunt you then proceed to rape you to see how many quickshots she can get out of you
>Servile monsters like Familiars, Kikimoras and Shoggoths will smile lewdly realizing what just happened and lament that master has forgotten to take care of his sexual needs, and as such this is a job for his maid
>Proud and high class monsters like Dragons, Lilims and Demons will be angry at you for wasting your seed like that when you could be shooting it inside them
>Gentle monsters like Ryus, Trolls and Holstaurs will be just as embarrassed as you and while red faced ask you to take off your pants and underwear so they can clean them before the stain sets, since it's their fault for causing it in the first place

>>22226211
Some of my biggest mamono fantasies involve a rata, nura, or trumpart spying on me to learn my fetishes, then slipping them into casual interactions to turn me on more and more.

>>22226308
This is one of the things I like most about vanilla succs.

>>22226308
I always headcannon that if your fetishes align with a monster you smell good to them.

>>22226297
Would a familiar help cure me of being a quickshot while teasing me for being a lolicon?

>>22226416
Yes, but even after you’re cured she’ll still call you a quickshot, no matter how much you mating press her

>>22226416
That's pretty much what a prolonged relationship with any monster is as you last longer and longer each time as you get closer to becoming an incubus.

>>22226403
I guess it's a good sign if you catch her going through your dirty laundry to sniff your underwear?

>>22226444
Would she use her magic to make me cum early sometimes?

>>22226458
I figured as much.

Do oni or satyros have alcoholic breast milk?

>>22226403
Isn’t that how human attraction works? If two people have different immune system makeups, then they smell good to each other?

>>22226403
Hot. Love the idea of huffing my waifu and getting a big blast of her pheromones.

I want a tomboy hellhound gf!

>>22226614
Will she give you a chugjob?

>>22226614
I want to hurt my hand trying to punch those abs.

>>22226614
What happens if I stroke her fluffy tail?

>>22226614
I don't want a tomboy or a hellhound, but I respect that you have different tastes.
Keep them away from me, please.

>>22226644
She's gonna think you want to play wrasslin with her.

>>22226614
Oh mama.

>>22226668
The good news is that there’s plenty of hellhound lovers in these threads to keep them occupied.
The bad news is the end result of most of those relationships will involve making more hellhounds.

>>22223577
Test.

>>22226689
I just need to find a nice, gentle, feminine mamono in the meantime!

>>22226719
>Hot single Trolls in your area

>>22226719
Have you tried foxes?

>>22226743
Foxes are nice.
Sneks, bugs, and smoke hobos are best, though.

>>22226743
Foxes only fake being gentle. Once you let them in it's time for the rape.

>>22226719
You can't go wrong with a unicorn. Unless you're a slut, but then you're technically not going wrong either.

>>22226813
Bicorns are nice, when they have a princessly demeanor.

>>22226813
Unicorn with BIG, HUGE, MASSIVE BREASTS!

>>22226631
I want to lick her abs.

>>22226614
guns

>>22226826
There's something odd about this weresheep.

I wonder if hellhound huffing can cause aggression in the huffer and cause them to gain an dire need to fuck dominate them. The hellhound of course liking when her petz fight back of course.

>Mamono conscript goes home and complains to her family about her temple guarding duty
>Her mother rubs her shoulder sympathetically
>"Don't worry, dear. I'm sure the man you have your sights on appreciates you helping him."
>Her grandmother shakes her head at her granddaughter's complaining
>"Please, in my day we couldn't go on guard duty with our husbands, or spend quality time. You had to rape them."
>"Grandma, we aren't allowed to do that anymore."
>"It was illegal back then too! But no, in my day you either had to stab your husband in the leg with demon silver, or get kicked in the teeth as you tried to undo his pants and then live life as a lonely virgin. Be grateful that he'll even talk to you."
>"But your friends seemed pretty happy about raping their husbands."
>"Their husbands were peasants, not warriors wearing sabatons with sharpened plate. Ask your lover to kick you in the face, then get back to me."

>>22225850
What a big butt!

>>22226824
But oppai turns me off!

A Tanuki Economancer joins your party!

>>22226308
>Monster girl studies me, looking for the perfect way to seduce me
>She expects to find all sorts of depraved secrets but discovers all she really needs to do is wear a tank top, stroke my thigh, and convince me I'm not retarded for thinking she wants the dick
>Confused semen receptacle.tif
>She learns my fetishes and is then even more confused
Good times.

>>22226950
Nope
You must be this tall to join the party: 6'

>>22226954
>convince me I'm not retarded for thinking she wants the dick
That would be a big obstacle for one interested in me.

>>22226695
Test?

>>22226960
She'd bribe the people writing the status screen and stand on top of a pile of money to bring herself to the desired height with a smug look on her face.

>>22226561
no but it's sweet

>>22226974
That'd be the biggest for me, too, but hardly insurmountable. Thankfully I'm not as dense as I have been.

>>22226950
Is that mgqp? Was it fully translated yet?

>>22226859
>Bully hellhound forces you to huff her fluff
>Start dry humping her as you fumble with your pants in the middle of the hallway
>Tattle tale unicorn goes to get a teacher to stop this
>Class prez pharaoh demands you both stop this at once, but you can't hear her and hellhound bully won't listen
>Rata reporter is recording the whole thing and plans to post it on the school's blog
>Occult oomukade is watching from the shadows while stabbing a voodoo doll fashioned after your bully to no avail
>Nerdy baphomet scoffs at your bully's curves and says flat is justice
>Don't notice as principle apophis coils her tail around the both of you
>Along the way to detention smug unicorn tells you that such acts are only permitted in the bed room and you have to be married first
>Hellhound bully rolls her eyes
>The instant principle apophis drops you into detention she gets call to go to the girls locker room
>Wrestling team dragged some poor freshmen to show them some cool moves
>Like amazon position
>You and hellhound bully continue where you left

>>22226614
i want her to beat me up so bad i get ptsd from the recovery pains of life saving surgery

>>22226950
Don't knock if you hear bells jingling.

>>22227011
Perfect stuff anon. Apophis is gunna be quite pent up after her day as well.

>>22227107
Cute blanket!

I wish a huge girl would gently hold me in her strong arms

Is MGE open source? Artist and I have been working on the basis of a game that's basically Pokemon with monster girls.

>>22226950
I want to be indebted to a cute tanuki!

>>22227202
Tanukis could always use a personal mofu stylist.

>>22226999
It's a preview for part 3, she's the leader of the Tanuki. Part 1's fully translated, part 2 recently had its translation finished as well as the existing bad translations fixed (for the main story, important sidequests and town NPCs at least), part 3 isn't out yet.
"Fully translated" excludes gift and combat lines, btw. With a few exceptions. The guy that helped finish and fix part 2's translation translated everything for Rami/Imp, and some other chars have a few of their lines translated too.

>>22227048
And then you want her to take responsibility right?

>>22226826
Big old hellhounds would be great mothers.

>>22227195
As long as you don't market it commercially, that's fine.
Otherwise, ask KC.

Wyverns.

Clubs Trumparts are the best mamono, and nobody can convince me otherwise.

>>22227326
Oh no? Anon's stumbled into a Wyvern's territory! She's also in heat!

>>22227326
I've always wanted to ride a wyvern!

>>22227285
But they would be strict and not let you do anything even slightly dangerous. Not to mention high expectations for her future daughter-in-law.
>Son, please don't tell me this wimp is your girlfriend. She looks like a fucking stick, can she even pin you down?

>>22227285
I want to make a huge, ancient hellhound with lots of muscle a broodmother!

>>22227326
I really like the green latex stuff dragons wear.

Shortstack Hinezumi!

>>22227354
Are you calling her a Mere female lizard! Shes gonna make you pay for your insolence with your seed.

>>22227365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU

>>22227361
>Hellhound momster doesn't even let her sonu sleep in a seperate bed.
At least it would be comfy

>>22227377
I want to talk about hongkong freedom after beating a shortstack hinezumi in a match!

>>22227296
That made me remember about all those dlsite games with riped off mge girls. Though I doubt KC has enough power time or leverage to sue them

>>22227402
Good luck beating her, she's really strong.

I want to impregnate a lich so bad. Watching her face glow as she realizes shes pregnant with the faintest smile on her lips.

Elves are troublesome party members.

Ratas make for the cutest wives!

>>22227427
and why is that, anon?

>>22227408
Shes a shortstack they are all weak aren't they?

>>22227410
I would always like to do that but also a hint of embarrassment because she was probably impregnated after her phylactery broke and in the intense bought of sex and emotion that followed.

>>22227446
Nope, STRONGstack. Gonna trip you up then suplex you.

>>22227450
Oh god. The dream.

Schoolgirl (Age: XXX)

>>22227365
Good taste, though I want a ancient ushi oni wife

>>22227468
Monsters that are only 17(?) years old.

>>22227458
Well then how will I espouse Hong Kong freedom to all the ren xiongmaos watching!

>>22227461
Nothing better than a blushing lich wife as you rub her pregnant belly. Except for maybe seeing her blush even harder when our daughter asks us how she was conceived.

>>22227277
she has her work cut out for her

>>22227539
You should probably become an incubus first before you ask any mamono to beat you up.

>>22227468
>tfw no old fox trying to wear a school girl outfit that clearly won't fit over her voluptuous mature body

>>22227566
but then i wouldn't get to see the look on her face when i start vomiting blood

>>22227468
>>22227478
>>22227571
>go to university.
>its full of old monsters wearing barely fitting schoolgirl outfits.
>can also practically feel the Pentagon up lust.
Member to be suspicious and never take a drink from a mamano.

>>22223577
>How are ya now?
>Good 'n you?
>Not so bad

>>22227604
If you somehow manage to knock her out at the same time then she will probably fall in love with you.

>>22227619
>Pentagon up lust

>>22227468
ew, oldie

>>22227641
but i'm busy dying

>>22227657
I am gunna wipe the smug off her face when I crush her pelvis in an intense breeding frenzy.

>>22227654
she needs to put on some clothes

>be married to a wine goat
>every time she passes out drunk, she always manages to fall asleep in a position that looks like she's inviting you to fuck her
>sometimes her legs are spread wide, sometimes her ass is up in the air, and sometimes her head hangs off the edge of the bed with her mouth open

>>22227666
Your sexual frustration only magnifies the smug.

>>22227663
Might not be that bad. If you die she can just
resurrect and turn you into an undead incubus. Then she can use you as a punching bag for the rest of eternity.

>>22227674
Be a responsible husband and tuck her into bed.

>>22227690
my destiny is to be beat to death by a hellhound so he can be beat me up forever

>>22227677
Fuck the smug. She can be smug all she wants, but she is still getting thoroughly bred.

>>22227468
It's in the triple digits? Sweet lord she's old.

>>22227698
Given the Hellhound view that all humans are weak and need protection (from themselves if nothing else), I think you're going to be hard pressed to find one that doesn't take your request, throw it in the garbage, and do their damndest to fuck those thoughts away.

>>22227696
I think you might have mistyped anon. You meant fuck her into bed right? I mean that's what any responsible husband would do.

>>22227724
>fuck her into bed
She is the drunk one. You are her husband. You gotta protect her dignity. But yes that too

>>22227468
Doughragon!

>>22225227
>>22225248
Damn it looks like someone else just barely beat me to it.

Well whatever, here's the typeset version with my own translations that I was working on. As a bonus here is the full hi-res version, the clean slate I made, and the black and white background version of Deonora:
https://imgur.com/a/mOSEybZ

Also I skipped the translation of the table of contents for the Dragonia book because for some reason I thought I already saw it posted somewhere. Since I did the other side guides I might as well do this one too: https://pastebin.com/xcPaVevZ

That's it for now, I think I'll skim around side II for something to translate next. See you then.

HUG

>>22227724
Come on, that Anon is being considerate and has his wife's well-being in mind. If you were completely shitfaced, would you want your waifu to take advantage of you? Ignoring if you can even get a boner after this much booze.

>>22227733
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

What's your ideal body type?

>>22227753
This is fucking great man. Thank you for the work.

>>22227753
Not the guy who wanted it but this is amazing. It's always struck me as weird that china and korea do typeset translations of books but the english side doesn't
Doing god's work.

Wikifag here, I might fall asleep, so I'll do this early.
I'm done with the russian stuff, it's fairly decent, got 607 new images. This week's update might be delayed till Sunday.

>>22227107
But you're not supposed to be able to feel or interact with parts not covered by cloth.

are public sex beaches excellent places to take the family to?

>>22227768
Just read her profile again. I fucking love it.

>>22227809
Absolutely! It's a great place for you to take your daughters' virginities.

>>22227768
I want mutual mindbreak with an Oomu!

>>22227809
>public sex beaches
That's every beach if mamono are involved. Mamono kids don't care

>>22227638
>Settle down Squirrely Jane

>>22227784
More muscles in her arms than in my entire body.

>>22227784
Tall and muscular

>>22227784
Exactly this.

>>22227772
>"Did you fuck me last night while I was drunk?"
>"No, I would never do that."
>pouting goat wife

>>22227784
Short, thin, small-but-not-flat breasts, slightly curvy hips, small-but-round ass, long hair, thick pubes, smooth, pale or light-tan skin.

>>22227818
i'd be greatly disturbed seeing a grown-ass hairy ass ugly bastard anon penetrating a small little loli girl daughteru in front of his semen-worthy idol-looking sex waifu with a happy grin on her face for her hubby.

>>22227753
https://youtu.be/a_1EVCVYjO8?t=166

GOING TO WIFE THAT QUEEN.

>>22227893
wait i didn't mean ugly bastard, sorry. i know a lot of anons look attractive without mana

Is there such a thing as an Prime-Hellhound?

>>22227905
what's a "prime" monster?

My thoughts are regularly drawn to a particular type of mamono; both lewd and comfy thoughts, all throughout the day.
Is this stage 1 waifuism?

>>22227784

>>22227783
Excuse me?

I should try and get some sleep soon, so let me get one thing out first.
"Bouncing is what Jinkos do best"
Sabbath T-Shirt guy, I hope you're reading this.

>>22227879
>"Mr. Anon, you're biology grades are slipping. Would you mind joining me for some…night classes? We can start by reviewing reproduction~"

I think people underestimate how good a cheshire cat is as not only a lover, but a companion. Definitely geared towards your average anon that would frequent an imageboard as the type of humor is right up their alley. Playful, and at times, mischievous. And think, your days would never be dull.

>>22227921
Yes it is. Which type?

>>22227951
Hmm, I wonder who could be behind this post?

>>22227951
Good luck making moves on Anon and confessing love to him without him thinking it's just a prank.

>>22227796
They're done. Next, I'll take a break and save some of KC's older QnA's that I just found.
https://imgbox.com/g/9mPt5HFqdl
http://imgbox.com/g/BwMgAAzw5t

We need more Bone girls.

>>22227638
>Canadian bapho has big moose antlers
That makes sense

What monster(s) are the *least* rapey? Pic related

What would make them cross the line and actually rape anon?

>>22227954
Clubs Trumparts. Specifically, a Clubs Trumpart alchemist.

>>22227995
>What would make them cross the line and actually rape anon?
Denying sex long enough.

>>22227948
Oh no~

>>22228007
what if i'm telling them that they're hurting me?

>>22228007
This. Holsts are even specifically known to rape if you ignore their boob presses.
Also if someone activates that rape amazoness spell that causes all mamano to go into rape mode. Including alices.

>>22227995
>What monster(s) are the *least* rapey?
There's not a single monster girl out there that could rape me. I'm always willing.

>ywn have an Echidna train you to be her perfect hero-husband

>>22228042
can she be a lolibaba?

>>22228027
Even more reason for me to avoid farmsteads.

>>22228042
>ywn surprise your echidna wife that you knew what she was the entire time.

>>22228002
Neat, after the panic on their initial release I'm happy someone loves them that much.

>>22227995
Levia-san is the best.

>>22227995
>llevia
>not rapey

>>22228047
Of course. Those are the best Echidna.

>>22228060

Hou dare u sir, Levia would not hurt a soul.

Mostly, except for that one time, kinda.

how would a "boys vs girls" episode work in MGE

>>22228084
sex

>>22228079
Is... Is Levia-san an ancient evil?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN4GqjkLXxs

>>22228049
Why would you ever want to avoid farmsteads? There's so many great girls living there.
>holsts asking you to milk them because they love the feeling of your hands on their big, supple breasts
>the minos love it too, even if they are too embarrassed to admit it
>p'orcs mudwrestling to see who gets the honor of helping you with chores for the day, giving them ample opportunities to make a move on you
>massaging chicken harpies' wombs to help them lay their eggs and getting pecks on the cheek
>kobold eagerly waiting for headpats and bellyrubs for rounding up the weresheep for shearing
>alraunes out in the fields asking if you can give them some liquid fertilizer

>>22227719
>monster pls beat me up and kill me because i deserve it
>beats up my penis instead

>>22228057
I get why normal people here don't like them; I understand that entirely. But Trumparts - especially Clubs - click with me in all the right ways.

>>22228176
>don't like oppai
>don't like milking
>don't like musclegirls
>don't like mudwrestling
>not a big fan of kobolds

>>22227951
If she can't stop joking then i wouldn't be able to believe that she loves me.

>>22227983
bones are bad

>>22227983
Is semen their calcium?

>>22228176
p'orcs are lame

>>22228213
>new shortstack transfer student in your class
>teacher assigns her to your seat
>as in, she sits in your lap during class

Latenight can't keep getting away with this.

>>22228210
I get you. My wife is a Wonderland girl too so I keep all the degenerate stuff to myself.

Confused awoos!

>>22228252
Well, at least I can still see the board.

>>22228176
I'd have to examine the barometz in detail. They're so weird.

>>22228176
What if i decide to have sex with all of them?

>>22228300
Yeah, but you also have your dick hotdogged by a plump elf butt. How are you gonna focus with a distraction like that?

>>22228458
The released DE will cause your produce (and your new wives) to grow more bountiful. Hope no one minds that the stuff you sell is slightly corrupting.

>>22228463
Count prime numbers. Better her than that oni you got a few weeks ago. Poor Eric. Haven't been able to see him in weeks, but he didn't seem to mind the idea.

>>22228473
they better because thats going to be a big part of my produce.

>Ready for our date?

>>22228559
I have an itch that can only be scratched by small women with huge breasts.

>>22228565
>Succubus
>Starting a date in a bedroom at night
No one is leaving the house until sunrise, are they?

>>22228581

>>22227753
Amazing work as always. Glad to at last have this lady's profile (or diary in this case).

>>22228559
>134 cm
Too tall.

>>22228593
I really want to mess up a group of smug gyaru shortstacks. Like, leave them as cumflated, twitching messes sprawled out around a love hotel room.

>>22228581

>>22228610
She seems so thirsty. I feel sorry for the man who gets her attention. His pelvis shall never recover.

>>22228615
>leave them
Why?

>>22228593
>>22228616
Good offerings. These shorties are perfect.

>>22228361
With those thighs that there's a breedin' Holst.

>>22228620
I can just see her trying to go incognito as a guide. She'd change her scales to green and try to pass herself off as a regular dragon, but suppressing her god-like aura would be taxing and she'd keep having accidents/power surges, and whenever she got excited or aroused her red scales would start to shine through.

>>22228615
>love hotel.
Nah, gotta be in your house.
one does not simply pump up and dump a shortstack

>>22228593
i want to lick their boob and armpit sweat

>>22228615
Sounds heavenly although I wouldnt leave them. They are my new breeding stock.
I mean you can't leave. What if they start mindlessly humping the air for your cock.

>>22228630
Every holst is a breeding holst.

>You're at the gym trying to get /fit/ when this bitch suddenly slaps your ass in between sets
What do you do?

>>22228635
Eventually shes gunna get to pant up and just push the poor man into a random closet. Truly it would be so scandalous.

>>22228630
You could say breeding and holstaur and almost synonymous words.

>>22228652
All cows are subservient to the bull. Thus you drop your pants and show your cock as a show of dominance. Show them that you are the bull.

>>22228663
That's the moment anon realized she's not a holst, but a mino, and got raped until he passed out.

>>22228652
getting fit is for doing at home where you can't be ugly in front of everyone

>>22228656
The closet then explodes upon her first orgasm. The whole street would end up burning down.

>>22228669
I said cows and that's what minos are. They may not be as sedentary but at the end of the day they are still sows in need of a firm bulls hand.

>>22228678
Yes anon, I bet that will work. Don't forget to tell her all that stuff and see what happens.

>>22228624
>>22228636
>>22228642
If they are smug, it's more satisfying for them to come back and confess about how they underestimated you and can't live without your cock anymore. That's when you officially make them yours.

>>22228677
Use of water or blue dragons would minimize the damage. The explosion will however expose them and thus cause the scandal.

>>22228652
>slap her tits in between sets
It's only fair

>>22228681
It will you just can't be a pussy. Show weakness and she will walk over you. Show strength and like all sows she will buckle.
In fact I will test it out right now.

>>22228683
Maybe, but taking them home shows that they know where to find you when they want it...although if you do that to a rich one she may want to 'upgrade' your living conditions.

>>22228683
Never thought of that. Good point anon.

I wonder when will we get new profile.

>>22228707
in the summer.

>>22228719
I can't wait that much.

>>22228724
then enjoy the new lore

>>22228725
>reading