/jp/ - Otaku Culture

False and homo, Pachty is unmovable!

the great hatless library

Koakuma kunny

>>22211214
The gravity of her breasts would've pulled the UFO towards her instead.

how did patchouli get here?

>>22211645
ohno

big patchouli

>ywn cuddle with patchouli and fall asleep in her arms.

>>22211759
I don't think anyone in this thread said that?

>>22211759
td;dr

>>22211759
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>>22211222

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>>22211222
Guro... Guro!!!

>>22211195
Joining Nue's harem, eh?

>>22212161
Please neuter me, Nue-chan!

>>22211225
Why is Patche so fat?

>>22212489
she had too much spaghet

Does Patchy sexually abuse Koakuma's Kunny?

that's a lot of storage

>>22211816
That must be Miko posting cause she's sure quoting my desires

>>22211195
WHAT did the artist imply with this picture where the tractor beam lifts a fat cow faster than our favorite alchemist!?

>>22214278
the tractor beam most likely inverts gravity. acceleration due to gravity seems to be disregarded here; even though the cow has more mass it should fall at the same rate as everyone else. that or there's some sort of dark magic at work here.

>>22214278
The cow was closer, so it started being lifted first.

>>22211746
>big patchouli

>>22213686
Yes, and she's not the only one.

>>22215457
How rude!!!

>>22215707
But Koa is a succubus. She secretly loves being treated like that!

>>22215725
She's a suxcubus(female) which needs semen not DIRTY VAGINAL SECRETIONS, of course it's abuse, it's like forcing my pet lion to eat lettuce and call it fair.

>>22215781
>DIRTY VAGINAL SECRETIONS
>it's like forcing my pet lion to eat lettuce and call it fair.
In Sakuya's case it would be more like forcing your pet lion to eat a month old, mostly decomposed and rotten mush that was once a lettuce. Her cunt stench rivals that of Remi/Flan feet.

>>22212489
Gensokyo Fried Chicken

>>22214278
Koakuma's holding onto her.

>>22215781
of course she needs semen, the only reason koakuma is still alive is because she sucks Patchouli's big magic futa dick EVERY DAY

>>22211874
who are you quoting of the meme who are you quoting of the meme not the same meme of the same meme degree of the field of the meme being unfunny and of a same level of unfunny and of a same level of bland

>>22214504

>>22216396
>big
Why do you lie on the internet, Patchy?

>>22218799
Its big for Koakuma's Kunny ok?!

Post the donuts one

>>22218964
She's a succubus. She'll endure it.

>>22222997
After being used so many times she has to be used to it

>>22223010
Patchy never forgets the aftercare!

>>22211195
Facebook losers go home

>>22211874
get out of /jp/

>>22211195
Fake news.
There's no force in the entire universe capable of lifting that much mass.

>>22228914
It's not Pache who's moving, but the entire universe around her. The UFO is moving closer to her, while simultaneously pushing Kunny and the earth away from her.

fat patch has a nast' snatch

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>>22234246
Is her snatch as rank as that of Sakuya? Who has the nastiest snatch in the SDM?

>>22212161
she'll stop everybody else

>>22235941
No snatch is as sweaty, rank, unwashed, unshaven, yeasty, and heavy-period ravaged as Sakuya's. That's what makes her so great.

I love Patchouli!

>>22240954
same!

Flat Patche? Thicc Patche? Who cares, the locked girl in the sealed room is made to breed either way.

>>22238134
Truly a niche appeal, like Reimu's dead fish experience and Youmu's GFE.

>>22211195
パチュリー、ウッ！

>>22243847
Not right

Not that I'm complaining but why is there so much thick patchi art? It's so common that it's almost as if it's her character design. Isn't she meant to basically be frail and thin

>>22245780
Imagine you were allowed to go full NEET x years for another 70 or 80 years without really aging much. You'd be a fucking fatty too.

>>22245791
I forgot to delete the 'x years' part when I was re-writing my post...

>>22245780
She's described multiple times as being sedentary in the series. Also Remilia says that Patchouli will get fatter if she stays in her library all day in either IaMP or SWR. Pic related helped too. And no, having both anemia and asthma doesn't make you thin. In fact fat people are more likely to have those ailments rather than thin people.

>>22245803
>>22245791
I guess that makes sense. I was always thinking of the trope that if someone is like deathly sick and locked in their room they are like thin and weak. Was always thinking of this image too
Not that I mind thick patchi art in the slightest

Reasons Patchouli is the best:
* Very cute
* Purple colors and pajamas are very comfy
* It would be very soft to cuddle with her
* She's basically a Fumo
* She's a very powerful youkai, but not so powerful/hax that she'll attract unwanted attention
* Comes with a huge library of magical books; useful for uncovering the mysteries of the universe
* We'd both enjoy simply reading together
* It would be fun to do naughty stuff in the library while hiding from Koakuma
* Koakuma could join in
* Comes with safe access to the SDM (and Gensoukyou in general)
* Would probably be the most willing to play /v/ together (except the disgusting Hourai NEET)
* Dedicated to the pursuit of knowledge, the most elegant and refined of human (or youkai) goals
* Big oppai
* Good self-hygine, but not a clean freak (proof: Koakuma has to keep the library clean)
* Since she stays indoors most of the time, there are lots of new experiences we could have together
* She can teach me how to become a Magician, and we can have very long lives together without the eternal suffering of the Hourai
* Very cute!

Patchouli content is needed!

Patchouli is in love!

>>22246723
* Extremely easy

Why is patchouli such a fat pig?

>>22251032
Her library is next to the kitchen