/jp/ - Otaku Culture

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hurt their feelings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

maids are olev

practice for your sylph by fucking the vacuum cleaner

What do you call a tsun holstaur?
tsundairy!

>>22197040
Sour Cream.

>>22197079
what kind of name would a man who marries a melon type alarune have?
Walter Melon

if i had a wish i'd wish for a fish with my fish wish

>>22197123
that pic reminds me I wish to stand outside of the tallest and darkest Anubis in the deserts home with a radio and blast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzeOWnnSNjg as a marriage proposition

There's something wrong with this Ice Queen

>>22197148
She's fluffy.
In many places

Big fluffy awoos!

>>22197148
Everything seems right to me.

>>22197173

>>22197003

>>22197030
won't that damage your dick?

>>22197262
CURSED

>>22197137
her vagina smells like fish

>>22197148
yeah, she doesn't have a dress on!

>>22197173
>"Baa~"
that's a hellsheep

>>22197137
Fuck fish!

>>22197305
I think it's a wolf in sheeps clothes

>>22197237
that snake has a standsona!

>>22197312
then she better not take my sheep

Impregnate mice.

>>22197324
i don't want kids

>>22197281
i see...

>>22197040
Boss Holst is cool, even at her age!

>When lilim learns invisibility magic

>>22197167
She's soft in all the right places despite being icy and cold

>>22197357
>even at her age
is she a grandma?

>>22196985
can they give me the will to live?

>>22197380
Yes.

You've been drifting through life aimlessly, when circumstances align and you find yourself with a new job. It's just as a night shift shelf-stocker at the local store. The store is deserted, so you don't have to interact with customers. You don't even have to work a cash register. It's just opening boxes and putting things on shelves. You can do that.
Several months into your new job, you've gained a new appreciation for the people that work behind-the-scenes of society. The unthanked, but necessary people who keep things running for minimum wage. You've also notices a few... oddities. The backroom is a maze of boxes, pallets, and stacks of goods. It also seems to rearrange itself at odd times. At first you thought it was your co-workers, or maybe the day-shift employees just moving stuff around - then you covered a shift by yourself, and noticed the same phenomenon.
There was also a couple who used to flirt around a lot, and fooled around in the back room, until some boxes toppled over. OSHA got involved, somebody got fired, it was a whole big thing. But people said they were pushed over by somebody - but all the employees were accounted for at the time.
Your co-workers joke that it's haunted, but you figured it was just night-timer humor, everything is creepier at night, yadda yadda. Part of that is the mysterious leak. Boxes will turn up damp, or product water-damaged, but there's no signs of a ceiling drip, or faulty plumbing. Finally, you've been hearing... things. Like heavy breathing, every time you go back there. Like right now.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

What's been lurking in the back of your local grocery store?
Will you be quitting, or aim to be promoted to night-shift manager to protect her?

>>22197393
>Ochimusha
What on earth is she doing there?

>>22197393
>harpy
i have to protect her

Every man's dream.

>>22197393
>Lizardman
Probably wouldn't be a very lovey-dovey relationship, so I'd probably quit.

>>22197416
The store was obviously built over an ancient battleground.

>>22197172
Wisps are not for suicide. They are for firm loving.

>>22197393
>Youko.
I am gunna make some many kitsune tusks with her.

>>22197433
Oh, well I'm not sure what to do with her. She's just staring at me intensely.

>>22197450
>kitsune tusks

>>22197393
>were-cat
can i rape her really hard and not get arrested? no one is around to witness the scene and she won't have evidence

>>22197458
Yes.

>>22197346
When the little sister gets the good genes

>>22197487
>Fluffing your kitsune-tsuki's tails
>bystanders can't see the tails and just think you're crazy

>>22197461
she get traumatized, question life, get a passport and move to the mist continent, live in a run down apartment, rock back and forth against the wall like a psycho, take a walk through the streets polluted with monster mana and human male protesters demanding democracy against the youko supreme ruler, and get taken in by a jinko grandmaster, and learn the ways of advanced rape-fu. six months later, she becomes a buff byakko monster girl and returns to mainland, finds you and get seriously deep revenge for what you did to her at the local store.

>>22197346

>>22197511
>Eventually every female employee of the store has become a kitsune tsuki.
>Even the manager.
>As a result the store is changed into a weird temple for the youko and you.
>customers now come to buy groceries or receive the youko blessing.
>every women leaves monsterized.

>>22196985
Does this artist have a page?

>>22197393
>Sahuagin
i question what shes doing in the back of a grocery store in the first place when theirs no sort of river near by

>>22197531
>youko supreme ruler of the mist continent
i thought she was a grizzly

>>22197557
Like on Twitter or tumblr?

>>22197567

>>22197393
>Sea Slime
Someone get this girl a tank. She's dehydrating

>>22197531
I would have thought the Mist Continent's Ruler would be a Dragon.

OBEY

Some Lims become very upset when they lose to a Human.

>>22197580
there's no dragon species native to mist continent so no, she's a youko

>>22197598
sorry my cock is property of the loli cat pharoah with light skin and the bitch stare

How do I stop the sleep paralysis demon from raping me?

>>22197603
I want to bully a lim until she does her best hellhound pelvis crushing impression on me

>>22197617
Why would you want to do that?

>>22197617
This fine young lass will protect you.

>>22197617
>not building a dimension where the nightmare waifus take turns raping you and breeding up a colony of nightmare waifus born only to make you cum with the best feeling ever and nothing else.

>>22197647
What a pretty tail she has.

Hungry hungry Wurms

DRINK

>>22197664
I want shortstacks!
Lots of shortstacks to breed!

>>22197698
>ywn be your own shortstack farms breeding stud.

>>22197709
Pretty much

>>22197709
Exactly.
They all would be pregnant, lactating, and happy regardless of species!

>>22197393
>Elf
I don't really want to deal with a hippy hobo. I either leave or try to find someone who can give her an honest job to support herself.

Post horsepussy.

Slugs.

>>22197696
Damn foxes corrupting our yoofs

BIG Ojou monsters!

>>22197696
that's bad for you

>>22197754
>>22197784
What species would you have though?

>>22197801
How big exactly?

>>22197804
I would open the wiki and hit random 4-5 times

I want a strong monster to be dandere for

>>22197827
I want a deredere Ocelome

>>22197696
Get them hooked while they're young.

>>22197696
How much is it? Just asking for a friend.

>>22197809
As big as their income.

>>22197839
black/red/pale is such a good colour combination

Just as a sort of pseudo-poll. What kind of character archetype not a fucking wizard would fight a Balrog and how big should the height difference be?

>>22197918
Paladin? What would you have called the Elf warriors from the Silmarillion?

>>22197603
Chess is bullshit anyways, it only boils down to who can think and memorize the most plays ahead of your opponent and then feeling smug about it. It's boring as fuck.

However, if I beat a Lim at chess I WILL abuse my legally-obtained rights to be smug.

>>22197815
And that's how Anonymous ended up with a harem consisting of the demon lord, a prisoner fruit, the chief God, demon silver, and one well armed and pissy shirohebi. Gods have mercy on his pelvis.

>>22197939
What would be some better games to play with Lims? I like the idea of leading some humans into one's territory for 'wargames'' and just letting them all get caught

Remember to impregnate your onee-san.

>>22197980
This artist does a mean pair of tits and ass.

>>22197924
Probably Paladins. I only ask because one stupid idea for a story/art commission is a Balrog claiming she's the new deity for her husband to worship, to his chagrin.

Sort of like how he's her "precious".

>>22197991
Trading card games.

>>22197991
The Lilim Bapping Game.

I want to have wild baby making sex with the Oneelim.

>>22198040
She has the right to be so smug, after all she IS a Dragon. The greatest of all beings.

>>22197991
IRL TF2.

>>22197991
Introduce them to the RTS genre

>>22198048
I guess we'd better not tell her about that mere female lizard two countries over who waits on her husband hand and foot and the surrounding area now just kind of smirks at, then...

>>22198018
>Play various Monster Girls in games of Magic.
>Wurm with her simple big green creature deck.
>Salamander with an aggressive, combat heavy white/red deck.
>Smug Dragon with her powerful black/red/blue deck.
>Snickering Mouse with her deck made entirely of Relentless Rats.

>>22198048
Mono-headed Dragons are basic bitches.

>>22198048
What about now?

>>22198066
their is something really sexy about this image and dragon zombies in general. I want to be under one with my cock inside as she just lazily keeps fucking me.

>>22198076
I want to be under one with my cock inside as she fucks me in the amazon position.

What series would you most like to see crossed over with MGE?

>>22198108
Animal Crossing.
Instant best of the series.

>>22198108
Seitokai Yakuindomo for sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-_YDvVCGHs

>>22198135
girl got a thicc tail

>>22198108
WHF but also be way more MGE than the WHF. I want to have sex with a varghulf girl or get raped by a beast women tribe.

>>22198146
The thiccest!

>>22198108
Overwatch

Remember to tip the barmaids!

>>22198108
Metal Gear

Molest oni horns.

>>22198191
Just not when they're minos or holsts

Anybody got the tweets where KC outlined how incubi could be born from mamano?

>>22198203
I want to push against a Minotaur with all my might to try and tip her over, only for her to flick me on the forehead and knocking me to the ground.

>>22197346
You can easily tell that someone (poorly) photoshopped a Devil's head onto a Demon's body.

>>22198199
I want to molest her tits instead!

>>22198203
You're not my boss

>>22198216
We should poorly photoshop a Demon's head on a Devil's body to balance it out.

>>22196985
I heard that Kenkou Cross made a recent series of tweets. Anyone have the translations?

Ringing steel at the range with Range LARPer Hellhound wife!

>>22198235
What monstergirls would be fudds.

>>22198216
Thank you for being vigilant, detective Anon.

>>22198235
Hellhound Shock Troops!

Fuck bees

Hug bugs.

>>22198206
I'm not seeing anything like that in recent months.

>>22198290
Bee butt

>>22198262
Imagine the look on their faces when you bring in a massive hellhound, chained up with a powerful muzzle over her mouth. Her thrashing around while your troops try to hang on to their chains.

Then threaten to let her loose in their city, unchained and unbound, if they don't surrender.

>>22198290
>>22198319
Did you know bees and ants become debauched sex fiends if deprived of a certain pheromone from the queen?

>>22198341
Oh darn.

>>22198290
Hug bees.

>>22198316
Yeah, it was awhile ago I just can't remember exactly how much. I've been slogging through the tweets one by one down the line hitting the translate button for each one trying to find it.

>>22198290
I'd marry a Queen Bee if I was abducted for it, but my weakness is undead so she'd have to become a Vampire.

>>22198206
>>22198363
IIRC, the only way for monsters to have incubi children now is for a pregnant human woman to be monsterized.

>>22198361
>>22198382
Multi armed bugs are the best. Shame KC went with the two armed version for all his humanoid bugs. Thank full raguras bugs are a thing.

>>22198398
I agree, and I've always wanted to see a multi-armed girl squeeze her boobs and her butt at the same time.

>>22198397
Or the demon lord to win, but yeah. For now it's down to human women being pregnant. Which makes me wonder than if those incubi children also mature faster like monster lolis do? Or do they mature exactly like a non incubus male.
And what about a heroes that became a hero while pregnant. Does the baby become a hero?

>>22198420
Okay, so where is the part where KC explains the "demon lord needs to win for incubi to he born" bit? It would save me a slogging through the twitter bit by bit.

>>22198243
I could see Centaurs being kinda fudds, and maybe White Horns.

>>22198434
But white horns are the /k/commando monstergirl. How could they be fudds.

F@ T@S

anybody got a waifu who's species is not in MGE?

>>22198433
It was explained all the way back in Volume 1. Basically, because the Chief God designed monsters to be "superior" to humans, MG-on-human intercourse always produces more monstergirls.

>>22198243
A cursed bolt-action rifle.

>>22197040
Translate it!

>>22198487

>>22198117
Damn, those monsters are a perfect pick for the characters. I really want to see this.

>>22198530
>Start dating cursed bolt action raifu after a chance encounter on the street.
>After the third date you bring her home.
>she sees your collection of modern semi auto rifles.
>proceed have her turn yander3 and 4aoe you as a result.

>>22198491
Found it.
https://mobile.twitter.com/k_cross/status/1146023694726098945
https://mobile.twitter.com/k_cross/status/1146023695514685446

>>22198530
Now...what KIND of bolt action raifu and why not slap a bayonet on that's almost as long as the barrel itself.

>>22198585
Thanks.

>>22198574
She'd get jealous if you had other bolt actions too, just like a cursed sword gets jealous if you use other swords.
Its a lose lose situation.

>>22198605
Ross Rifle. A bit clumsy, but still endearing.

Gargoyles.

>>22198637
That was the perfect moment for a Moist Nugget joke. I lined it up and everything...

>>22197273
not very much

>>22198664
it was to easy.

>>22198656
>You a statue fucker?

>>22198750
>only mammal harpy\
>has no mammaries
Wrong move KC.

>wurm's friends take her to a play in town, she's never seen one before
>one of the characters in the play is the villain's right hand henchman, a cruel, smug, and unrepentant man
>the actor who plays him is really a friendly and selfless guy who does volunteer work at the local orphanage when not acting
>wurm is really disturbed and confused how her heart beats faster when she sees the "mean man"

>>22198729
Maybe.

>>22198729
The new profile and image is making me one.

>>22198656
What if you cum on one while they're frozen?

>>22198762
They just need some off-profile artwork

>>22198750
Bats are cute.

>>22198773
Getting bullied by twin fire-breathing gargoyles in a dramatic bell tower fight sounds ok.

>>22197393
>soldier beetle
wonder why that couple set her off

>>22198590
And here's where I'm reminded that I'm willing to risk permanent blindness just to see shog nips.

>>22198781
You know those kids that stick their tongues to frozen poles in winter?
Same deL but instead of your tongue is your cum rope and its stoning over instead of freezing.
You now either get to suffer the consequences of breaking it off and running and trying to clean it out somehow elsewhere or just sitting there awkwardly waiting for the gargoyle to unstone and free you.

>>22196985
hey can any kind anon do me a favor post me that pic of a guy being boned by two lamias? The white haired lamia and an apohis?

I could not find it, help me out please?

>>22198815
>One holds you in a headlock then goes into statue form, holding you in place.
>The other pulls down your pants, then slams into you until you're balls deep, then also goes into statue form.
>Leaves you in that awkward pose to be found by the next adventurer.

>>22197393
>shit moves around when you aren't looking
>unspeakable nameless void in reality in the way back
Yep. That's every warehouse and stockroom I've ever been in summed up pretty well.
>dark mage
So it was just basic bitch THOTery all along. Time to move on.

>>22198803
That would be nice.

>>22198838
H-hot.

>>22198848
Bait, otherwise ask >>>/d/

>>22198848
>>22198864
I think he means the guy is the one doing the boning.

>>22198850
>Gargoyle puts you in a mating press or amazon position before turning to stone.

>>22198850
That sounds pretty hot.

>>22198838
What if you rub a gargoyles slit while she is stone?

>>22198871
Not him but to be fair the way the white ones working it that could be misconstrued. Lamia don't have many options when they take the lead.

>>22198883
You get the stone equivalent of rug burn and she gets the next several hours to sit and think up all the ways she'll get back at you for that.

>>22198871
Not OR but it's a nice relief to see lamia hypno that's on a male and not vore shit

>>22198108
League of Legends. I want all the female monstergirls not to murder me and all non humanoid monsters to turn into cute monstergirls.

>>22198883
You'll learn that some parts don't fully petrifiy. Don't try to stick it in.

>>17881181
ok here you go

>>22198940
You're the best, Latenight.

Cute Kiki mimikaki.

Give her your nut

>>22198976
is that the one that was traced?

>>22198940
>another delivery from beyond the grave
Unbelievably based.

>tfw you will never be woken up every morning by your maid with a kiss on both cheeks at the same time

>>22199000
does this counts as polygamy?

>>22198991
Sadly

>>22198976
geez demanding much

>>22199008
Well, marrying just one of them would be awkward.

>>22198886
You mean the apophis? Because the shirohebi is obviously not in a position to assfuck the dude.

>>22199114
I'm with you, anon, but this is the internet and at least 30% of people are futa fags and first thing they think when a girl is on top is her having a cock

>>22198991
>>22199042
It's still up though.
https://exhentai.org/g/1312729/15278a6889/

>>22199151
I'm sure somebody could still enjoy it. My indignation is fairly irrelevant.

>>22199172
>when mommy and other mommy decide your old enough.

>>22198235
I like to think that this is the end result of a nerdwan

>>22199202
Sure, fine.

>>22199202
That’s when you whip out The Brush.

>>22199202
>Fluffy tail emoji
There'd better be a brush or creepy wiggling hand emoji I can use.

>>22199207
No, this is.

>>22199224
Heckpups and mofucores are so cute.

Hundreds of years old, and bad at cooking!

>>22199207

>>22199212

Please don't cum on a fox's tails, it's fucking hard to wash out.

>>22197393
>Baphomet
Fear.png

>>22197393
>mimic
Well that's quite fitting

>>22199256

>>22199297
She should see a Optometrist about that eye.

>>22199242
Really nice of her to try and surprise her hubby with a nice meal, but she should know the kitchen is the man's place.

>>22199242
That's why they have loyal servants to do all the cooking for them, the cleaning, to wash their clothes and to organize their wardrobe. Now that think about what things do high level undead actually do for themselves?

>>22199329
Ride their husbands and harvest his cum. That's really all the need to do as well.

>>22199242
They had fire when she was alive, no need to be so afraid of it.

>>22199329
vidya and sex.

>>22199343
no

>>22199353
I'm a 100% sure that Banshees are great cooks, just like Liches

I have over 8000 images of tanuki girls, 6600 of which are Mamizou.
AMA

>You get hired as servant at a pharaoh’s palace
>Every single one of your coworkers are monster girls
>Every single one of your coworkers are single
>Ages range from young and perky p’orc chef to old and refined cc head maid kiki
>Half a year into your employment and most of your coworkers are pregnant
>Some are even going to go on maternity leave
>You’re called to the pharaoh’s private chambers
>She demands you explain what happened and commands you to go into great detail about it
What do you tell her anon?

>>22199336
Wights are so good at it they can ride their husband and sip wine at the same time.

>>22199364
>banshees
>liches
>great cooks
Way too salty considering she’s crying into your food all the time. And do you know what concoctions a lich would put in your food?

>>22197317
They’re both embodiments of their user’s fighting spirit right? What are the practical differences?

>>22199252
Nuh-uh, it drips right off due to MAMONO MANA. We need to figure out how to infuse cookware with this stuff, I'd love a frying pan that never gets dirty. Plus, you could cook with no grease!

>>22199378
>"well I can tell you or I can show you"
>anon proceeds to drop his pants freeing his cock.
How would she react?

>>22199385
Exactly. That's why they make such good wives. No other girl can keep a glass of wine as stable as she fucks you senseless as a wight.

>>22199378
They got pregnant.

>>22197393
>Trumpart
Cool. It’s always the most mundane of places that lead to the most wondrous of lands. She must be trying to get away with smuggling normal goods into Wonderland. If she can introduce me to some of the other Wonderful people of her home, maybe I can help her out? This certainly brings a new meaning to “playing cards” in the break room.

>>22199264
I kind of like the idea of Baphomet Hitting on a late night retail worker.

>>22197429
It’s always sad seeing birds trapped inside huge buildings like warehouses or garages.

>>22199378
They got a BF or something. How an I suppose to know?

>>22199432
Could be worse. I had one try to fly into my house once and just die because it flew into a window.

>>22199378
That I'm an agent for my Apophis waifu

>>22198050
Yo. What’s up?

>>22198976
What is this mere rodent saying?

>>22199378
I don't like the implications here, I'm a pure virgin and I would not dare do anything bad to fellow servants. I don't even masturbate. But I am concerned about why my sheets are stained with my semen and some fluid I don't recognize when I wake up. I need to ask a doctor.

i touched my daughteru in a cute and funny place by accident and she smiled about it.
i failed as a father, i must confess to my waifu about this. monster or not, i shouldn't have done something that was out of my control and i must be punished for it.

>>22199509
No need to be ashamed anon, daughteru cunny is truly irresistible.

What Halloween costume are you doing with your waifu this year?
My waifu and I are doing Bonnie and Clyde.

>>22199517
but a relationship between a daughteru and her father is forbidden. it'll make my waifu sad. plus being a lolicon will put me on the list in the sabbath. i refuse to be associated with those devoted nerds.

>>22199538
i'm dressing up as a slave and my waifu is dressed up as a slave owner. we even have the correct skin colors

>>22199550
Your waifu won't be sad if she's the one who put your daughteru up to it.

>>22199538
Lupin III and Zenigata.

>>22199556
I still can’t tell who is what. Are you talking traditional or modern?

>>22199556
Kinky.

My paladin childhood friend went back as a dark knight. She adamantly asserts that she has not fallen from grace and her outward appearance is due to a curse and will fade in time. Now she's actively avoiding me but her stares gets increasingly hungrier by the day also she seems to be in pain. What to do, I want to help her but she always run away when i get near he i also tried to wait in her house but she never goes home nowadays i don't know where is.

>>22199567
traditional

>>22199590
So you’re both white, but she’s wearing a toga and calling you a plebeian?

>>22199538
Vegeta and Bulma.

>>22198940
>lap pillow ear cleaning kiki
yes

>>22199603
oh uh yeah, that's exactly what i was thinking of, yep hahahaha

>>22199538
https://imgur.com/Pm9MgOa

>>22199114
Nah I mean the shiro. The guys legs are up and everything. From the way bodies angle you can pussy and ass fuck in that position though I'm 99.9% sure that's just the lamia equivalent of Amazon Position because they don't have legs to spread themselves.

>>22199557
that would explain why my mouth tasted like salty milk and coins in the morning, everytime our daughteru comes to our bed after a nightmare, in the middle of the night.

>>22199642
That's how they get you.

>>22199509
there's no turning back now. you have to submit to her or else she'll become a pathetic sub

>>22199629
Oh hi kdf.

>>22199538
i don't celebrate holidays

Hellhound sweat apparently tastes like smoky barbecue sauce. I think.

>>22199657
Hi anon.

>>22199663
And now I REALLY want to fry bacon on one.

>>22199666
i wish i was chad enough to be remembered for something to the point where anons will recognize who's posting in this thread

>>22199680
It's a blessing and a curse I guess anon.

>>22199680
just gotta be autistic and unique enough man. People know who i am when i mention pslimes as i am nearly the only one who does.

>>22199642
>why my mouth tasted like salty milk and coins
Anon...

>>22199688
isn't that what cum is suppose to taste like?

>>22199697
Yes, this is what semen is supposed to taste like and it raises more questions.

>>22199680
It ruins anonymity which can be bad if you like that sort of thing. 3/4 times I info dump someone recognizes me now.
I even switch up my writing and typo style and everything.

>>22199715
If you were going to Alp, no one better to help you through it than your wife and daughter? I guess?

>>22199766
Why would you alp if you have a wife and daughter? At the most, it seems like you'd be in that "marginally less gay than straight" place where you like monster pussypussy more than human boipussy or love your wife so much you don't want to be a girl and don't alp.

>>22199782
I don’t know. Can you think of a better explanation for a man waking up to that taste?

>>22197557
She doesn't, I'm pushing her to get one. Hopefully set up by tomorrow.

>>22199788
A woman blowing him and then giving a deep kiss (hopefully after swallowing as best she could or spitting)? The weird aftertaste of a sleeping potion?

>>22198940
Piercing eyes are really nice

>>22198555
here's shitty MT:
https://translateimages.site/#imageURL=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fjp%2F1570311163226.jpg&srcLang=ja

>>22199802
What a bizarre captcha.

Imagine taking your automaton daughter out for a car ride and she starts pointing out signs and saying what they mean.

>>22199816
Autistic Automaton daughter got interested in palm trees lately.

>>22199826
Tekeli-li!

>>22199207
>Nerdwan plays lots of [Popular Military Shooter]
>Starts growing a fondness for firearms
>Eventually gets herself one
>Before long she's become a range larper
>Builds a gucci AR
>Starts watching Flannel Daddy videos
>Wears plaid
>Ringing steel at the range

How do we deal with twinking?

>>22199909
git gud_________

>>22199909
What a depraved Kak in the background, practically drooling.

>>22199929
She has traveled far.

>>22199892
>>watching flannel daddy
how can any anons compete.

>>22198235
I want to be the househusband to a Spec-Ops Hellhound!

I just want to let everyone know that monstergirls and this thread helped me through a really hard time in my life and I will forever be thankful to both. Thank you so much.

>>22197393
Ah yes night stock the job where the cant leave till its done mixed with having a quarter of the people we where supposed to have for the job shit had me working 100+ hour weeks at a part time job while also doing 50 a week in college at the time

yea not going back to that shit fuck you

>>22199969
Yeah monster girls are pretty great. Especially vampires

>>22199967
>Ex special forces hellhound waifu
>Suffers with PTSD from the stuff she did/saw
>Help heal her with lots of cuddles and tender sex

>>22199984
I love lich!

>>22199979
>anon didn't record his work hours and threaten insanely easy to obtain legal litigation for the hours
You could have gotten full bennies and 60 hours overtime back pay even if it was for just a months worth and a firing. You also could have made it worse and ensured they COULDN'T fire you or drop you down below 40 and kept the bennies because a firing right after a court hearing on unlawful business practice is just asking for another court hearing on the new matter.
Never forget if you aren't working salary or contract and they pull shit like this all they've done is put their balls on the chopping board no matter how smug or threatening they are about it. They act like pricks about it because their only defense is hoping you don't realize that and the easiest way to do so is make you think that's the case.

>>22200003
Necropolis best town

>>22199629
Please warn of any footage from Sweden before providing it.

>>22200043
more like nipplecropolis

>>22200043
>play a game of Alraunes vs Zombies with your lich neighbor wife and horde of alraune and zombie wives.

>>22199989
While she puts up a strong front, her using me a daki reveals what is really going on.

How about a lich wearing a "I don't have sex, I research it." shirt

>>22200043
Address: Boot Hill, Necropolis. The unmarked grave next to Arch Stanton.

Byakhee, byakhee.

>>22200476
Something about greenmarine's art is really charming to me despite or maybe because of its mediocrity.

In the name of the Moon, drink!

>>22200574
Miss Oni please, you've had enough sake tonight.

>>22200596
That's why she's pouring it out for you, baka

>>22200574
I swear to god if you damn chingchongs keep offering me your nasty ass piss tasting water and not actual alcohol I'll offer you my own piss water to drink.
An oni that can't appreciate REAL alcohol isn't an oni, it's a disgrace.

Do you prefer your cyclops with a human sized eye or a giant one?

>>22200695
Got to be big. Like Lars said in Futurama, it's a good-looking eye and there's plenty of it.

>>22200704
>>22200695

>>22200695
No preference. I got legit social anxiety and probably some fucked up autism or some shit but I don't ever look at peoples eyes and my brain doesn't recognize the entire eye region when it tries to read people.
It could be the biggest or smallest eye ever but damned if I care one way or another my opinion and mental notes on it would be about equivalent to my opinion and mental notes on a piece of furniture.
Tits, ass, fat distribution, body archetype, and any other feature on the face are where its at.

>>22196985
Could you imagine it how awkward it'd be if you, your monstergirl wife/girlfriend and parents are dining together and you're like:

>Mommy can you please pass the ketchup?

And then you're mom AND you're monstergirl lover simultaneously reach for the ketchup as both awkward stare at each other.

>>22197393
>Gazer
Yeah, NOPE.

>>22199538
Iceborne Handler and Paolumu armor hunter

>>22200836
Ahahaha. Y-yeah. Wouldn't that be awkward.

>>22200836
My wife calls me daddy so its fine

>>22197393
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Cheshire_Cat
I truly live in a society.

Which MG would be best suited for explosive creampies?

>>22200975
Small cheshire.

>>22197393
What's a Ryu doing here

>>22201000
People lost their faith so she's unemployed.

Would you go trick or treating at your local nunnery anon?

>>22201026
I don't like sweets.

>>22200975
Tsundere types are best for explosive, womb-bully style ejaculation. The look on their faces when they finally start to love it is sublime.

>>22201150
Who's this fine fellatio fiend?

>>22201160
Your new onee-san.

>>22200845
Don't be rude

>>22201202
Cute eats. Can you link me the drawpile? I need to trawl through them.

>>22196985
I want to be punished by a monster nun

>>22201218
Past drawthreads can be found in the MEGA.nz link in the OP.

>>22201229
I need art of a Dark Priest in some form fitting robes holding a paddle.

>>22201241
danke

I would be so proud of my daughter would run to me and say happily how she got her first ban here.

She keeps pulling these poses when we make eye contact

>>22201251
I need to be thoroughly "converted" and "indoctrinated" by one. You never know, the chief god might have some hold on me.

>>22201301
You got served. You got to serve her back.

>>22201251
I need art of a dark priest in a skintight latex suit getting fucked by tentacles.

>>22201262

>>22201350
That's acutally pretty smart.

>>22201350
>>22201374
Took me too long to get it, kek.

>>22201387

I want Druella to give me a thighjob.

>tfw no thicc basilisk to cosplay as the Firekeeper from DS3

>>22201202
Cute oppai bat

>>22201437
It's a trap, anon! She'll imprison your mind in pleasure!

>>22201459
Yes, and?

>>22201440
>tfw no basilisk

>>22201437
really wish fiship wasn't such a jew

>>22201202
turtle has no manners

>>22201467
She will turn you into her mindless pet. You will start humping her legs as soon as you see her. Turn back before it is too late!

>>22201490
Yeah, me too.

>when she asks you to stay after class

>>22201519
Umi Osho are inherently submissive and masochistic. She is just asking for a spanking.

>>22201526
But I've done nothing wrong!

>>22201350
>>22201406

>>22201550
you raped a classmate and got a F on it

>>22201558
nobody suspects the butterfly

>>22201520
Sound good to me.

Do you guys prefer monoeyes with monobrows or separate brows?

>>22201526
Is that because I did so well?

>>22201600
euggh, imagine the muscle structure on her face.

>>22201558
those fucking lolis always come up with newer clever ways to manipulate their victims.

I wanna hang out with the delinquents after school