/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22205179
You're attracted to girls with low self-esteem.

>>22205195
You're a pathetic manchild who needs a mother-figure.

>>22205179
You’ve attempted suicide in the past

>>22205195
You had a crush on a nurse as a kid

>>22205215
You have a smoking problem

>>22205179
Spunky
>>22205195
Momcon
>>22205215
Edgelord
>>22205233
NPC like

>>22205241
>>22205233

You have a thing for blonds.

>>22205233
>>22205241
Yeah... funny how that works, huh?

>>22205179
you have an inferiority complex

>>22205195
you have an incest kink

>>22205215
you have extensive knowledge about the Vietnam War

>>22205233
you're a secondary

>>22205241
you enjoy getting stepped on

>>22205248
you can tolerate naggy women

>>22205195
>>22205241
oedipus complex

>>22205179
You expect way too much of yourself
>>22205195
Other people expect too much of you
>>22205215
You like the smell of smoke
>>22205233
You eat too much dairy
>>22205241
You're ineligible to join the military
>>22205248
You own a statue of some sort
>>22205316
You've had an elective surgery done in the past year
>>22205329
You like to gossip about other people

>>22205179
You are or were an emo at some point

>>22205195
You are into mature women because you think girls your age are "too dumb"

>>22205215
You like tomboys

>>22205233
You wish you were in better shape than you really are

>>22205241
You are a fucking masochist

>>22205248
You are either really religious, or a complete atheist

>>22205316
You sleep during the day and stay awake at night, since "it's too noisy during the day"

>>22205329
You are pretty terrible at social interactions

>>22205384
You wish the chores could do themselves

>>22205179
You have shit taste in everything
>>22205195
You have shit taste in everything
>>22205215
You have shit taste in everything
>>22205233
You have shit taste in everything
>>22205241
You have shit taste in everything
>>22205248
You have shit taste in everything
>>22205316
You have shit taste in everything except video games
>>22205329
You have shit taste in everything
>>22205384
You have shit taste in everything
>>22205513
You have shit taste in everything

Jesus christ you people have absolutely no chill whatsoever

>>22205233
You desire to marry a simple country girl.

>>22205513
You're a lazy fat slob, but you wish to improve.

>>22205585
You are immature.

>>22205659
Wants to be dominated
>>22205680
Isolated and Lonely
>>22205585
Possibly a pedophile
>>22205179
Wants a tender loving wife
>>22205195
Idk
>>22205215
Likes tomboys
>>22205233
Normal person I guess
>>22205329
Has trap fetish?

>>22205585
pedo
>>22205513
lazy

>>22205513
You're generally quite cheerful and optimistic.
>>22205585
You're a shitposter.
>>22205659
You have numerous deviant fetishes you're embarrassed about.
>>22205680
You're paranoid and spend a large amount of time worrying about things.
>>22205722
Inferiority complex.

>>22205680
probably wants to be dominated

>>22205195
youre into big ass milfs

>>22205195
You are dependable and are more comfortable following than leading.
>>22205316
You enjoy being alone and hate noise.
>>22205384
You are quite energetic but have not much to do.
>>22205585
You are lazy and a bit tsundere.
>>22205803
Winter is your favorite season.

>>22205179
Nobody loves you and no one ever will so why haven’t you killed yourself already? You’re probably a rape baby and your entire existence is a mistake.

>>22205195
Degenerate fucking pervert probably enjoys fapping to old grandmas, makes me sick thinking about it.

>>22205215
2cool4skool is completely old hat nowadays, get in touch with reality you goddamn vain imbecile.

>>22205233
Holy shit, you’re another incredibly boring person. Your personality is probably as bland as your face.

>>22205241
You stuck-up arrogant fucks have faces I want to cave in with my fist. I recommend you shove your own head up your ass.

>>22205248
Literally no one gives a fuck about your effort and educational accomplishments. Too fucking bad you spent thousands on college but ended up flipping patties.

>>22205316
At least you acknowledge you’re a monumental fuckup and that your entire life was a complete trainwreck from the start. Stay indoors, society is good enough without you.

>>22205329
Shut the fuck up, you loud fuckers probably keep your roommates up at night because of your incessant screeching and yammering with your normie friends.

>>22205384
Using the title of “nerd” as a badge of honor is a retarded excuse to mask your own insecurity and general incompetence in relation with your failure of a social life.

>>22205513
Bragging about how much you lift and posting your topless body all over on Instagram literally makes you an insufferable, insecure motherfucker trying to compensate for those “daddy issues” you have.

>>22205585
Did you know that convicted child rapists have to go door-to-door and tell their neighbors of their crimes? Get off your fatass and do that right now, you fucking pedophilic sicko.

>>22205659
Keep your fucking fetishes to yourself, you inane driveling perverted shithead. Shit for brains like you don’t understand what should be publicly appropriate.

>>22205680
Living with autism must be difficult, huh? Too fucking bad kiddo, you’ll be stuck with subpar social skills and general cringe-inducing behavior for the rest of your life. Your parents literally should have aborted you instead.

>>22205722
Having athletic ability doesn’t fix the fact that you were born as a literal retard with a minuscule bird-brain. Looking forward to that failure of a sports career and your eventual fading into obscurity.

>>22205868
damn you got that right

>>22205899
you are so far off mark that freud is spinning in his grave

>>22205899
You hate yourself.

>>22205722
Chugs mountain dew for days
>>22205680
On the Autism spectrum
>>22205384
Homosexual
>>22205316
Pretentious and lazy
>>22205179
Manipulative cunt

>>22205689
>>22205770
>> Wants to be dominated
>> You have numerous deviant fetishes you're embarrassed about.
Indeed.

>>22205899
Love to hate you too, Seija-san.

>>22205770
>>22205248
>>22205680
Incontinence doesn't bother you.

>>22205926
You live in your pyjamas.

>>22205899
b-but i don't have friends

>>22205179
You've daydreamed about sheltering Kogasa from the rain at least once.
>>22205868
You pretend your pillow is Ran's tails when you go to sleep.
>>22205585
Your onahole collection has reached double digits.
>>22205770
You want to live a quiet life at the SDM. Your ideal job would be transportation, which would entail carrying Remi around on your shoulders.
>>22206045
You want to be Lily's cool onii-chan.

You're all gay.

All of them are great

>>22206066
You wish you had more friends but don't want to go out of your way to make some because you're afraid you'll embarrass yourself

>>22206128
Actually you're the gay one, (but that's okay)

>>22206150
You wish
1. you had a gf.
2. she was cute
3. that you could play an instrument.

>>22206066
You still have the maturity of a 10 years old while being a young adult and you justify being a virgin by being happy with your imaginary wife.

>>22206128
You're an flat earther complotist alien lover, who denies his homosexuality.

>>22206150
You're a rational person who calls himself primary for listening to tough ost and reading the story while not actually playing the games.

>>22206171
You have absolutely no self esteem and you never put yourself in question, blaming everything bad on karma and other people.

These are my first and second favorite 2hus, whoever can guess which is which gets bonus points.

>>22205179
You have a leg or foot fetish and make other Kogasa fans look bad.

>>22205195
You have a nurse/doctor fetish.

>>22205215
You think Mokou is a super tough cool dude.

>>22205233
You don't know who most of the characters in this thread are.

>>22205241
You sperg out over powerlevels.

>>22205248
You think Eiki is a cute loli.

>>22205316
You think the NEET meme is funny and only like Kaguya for being a projection of your ideal lifestyle.

>>22205329
Ten Desires was your first game.

>>22205384
You only like her design and/or her porn.
To be fair, I also latched onto her at first for the same reason.

>>22205513
You only know the Koumakan characters but choose the less popular one to pretend you don't.

>>22205585
You're a lolicon. Who has shit taste in everything.

>>22205593
You're a pussy who's too afraid to get judged.
In all seriousness, going into this thread, I wasn't expecting this many posts to be judgements about each other's personalities.

>>22205659
You only like her for her commonly depicted big tits.

>>22205680
You like Heart Throbbing Adventure and other associated edgy/grimsokyo stuff.

>>22205722
You're a closet homosexual or a twink with a femdom fetish.

>>22205770
You're the gayest motherfucker in this thread and you don't even like Touhou itself, but only the slice of life doujinshi.

>>22205803
You recently got into Touhou.

>>22205868
You're a closet furry.

>>22205899
You're a contrarian who enjoys pissing people off.

>>22205926
You don't like going outside and spend all your time reading SDM works.

>>22205931
You're a shotacon who likes the boy memes.

>>22206045
You latched onto some cute depiction of her in a fan project.

>>22206066
You latch onto tragic backstory characters.

>>22206128
So are you.

>>22206150
Touhou is something special to you.

>>22206171
You have a thing for green haired anime girls. I wish could come up with something better, but this is oddly one of the things that sticks out to me about Hina despite there being a plethora of other green haired characters.

>>22206253
You have a superiority complex over being a primary.
...I do, too.

>>22206345
You enjoy over the top comic relief characters.

I'm about to sleep, I will comment on other people in the morning.

>>22205659
>>22205722
>fat slob, but you wish to improve.
>lazy
Spot on guys
>>22206518
>less popular one
Excuse you, Koakuma is the least popular character from the ESD

>>22206518
wrong

>>22205195
mommy issues, submissive and very lonely

>>22205215
mokou is cool and you probably are too

>>22205233
you have to be 18 years old to post here

>>22205241
either autistic or very lazy

>>22205248
you want somebody to tell you what you're doing wrong so you can fix your life

>>22205316
you want to play obscure ps2 games with Kaguya

>>22205329
secretly gay

>>22205384
touhou 7 was the only game you played

>>22205513
you pretend to be fit online but you never go to /fit/ because people would laugh at you

>>22205585
I don't know who this character is but I assume you're a pedophile

>>22205593
huge faggot

>>22205659
you don't actually like Yuuka, you just want to be dominated

>>22205680
you've never played on any difficulty above easy, tried extra in SA and failed miserably

>>22205722
see Meiling but you're also alcoholic and fun to hang out with

>>22205770
either 1cc'd every game on Lunatic or never played any game besides touhou 6

>>22205803
manchild fairyfucker

>>22205868
submissive nerd, you want to be somebody people can depend on

>>22205899
respectable person

>>22205926
you pretend to be smart

>>22205931
you watch rhinoceros beetles wrestling

>>22206045
spring is your favorite season

>>22206066
see Koishi above

>>22206128
you're fine

>>22206150
you wish you were a cute lesbian

>>22206171
you base your whole personality around bringing happiness to other people

>>22206345
you pretend to have Futo's cute attitude in real life, it actually works

>>22205931
>>22206045
You think kids are cute

>>22206066
You think you have similarities with koishi

>>22206128
You have a lot of internet friends

>>22206150
You thought about how awesome it would be to visit gensokyo at least once

>>22206171
Some girl brought you a lot of pain in the past

>>22206345
You were bullied in the past

>>22206518
You think low of yourself

>>22206583
You have a great taste in touhus

>>22207080
You like being eccentric and shocking/surprising others by being different

I'm too lazy to respond to all these people's favorites but I'll say that anyone who posted Yuugi is a closet homo man.

>>22205680
You're a gentleman of fine culture.

>>22206730
You think lazy people go to hell.

>>22206345
Based

I love Doremy

>>22207848
You spent countless hours training to get lucid dreams

>>22207693
You had a rough upbringing in an impoverished neighborhood

>>22207663
You have a degree in Psychology

>>22207546
You uncontrollably cringe whenever you remember your Middle School self