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Oh! You startled me! You should know better than to creep around, idiot.

Hmm? This? It's nothin-

What? You want to drink it?? Umm...

>> No.22188726

It's just fairy pee and food colouring.

>> No.22188743

A thread died for this

>> No.22188746

>>22188726
Why would Marisa put food coloring in fairy pee?
Delicious fairy nectar needs to be completely pure. Even pouring it in a glass can potentially ruin it, so it's better to drink straight from the source.

>> No.22188768

>>22188746
She has to disguise it before she sells it to Akyuu as breast growth elixir.

>> No.22188773
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>>22188743
Yeah, another dogshit idol thread.

>> No.22188782

>>22188773
Good

>> No.22188801

>>22188768
Does Marisa plan on making her drink so much fairy pee that she becomes a fairy?

>> No.22193023

life

>> No.22193051

>>22188715
its a shrink potion and marisa will keep tiny me in her bloomers for eternity

>> No.22193060
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22193060

smol

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>>22188715
Drink that elixir and smash the glass bottle against her head, creating a gash on her scalp as she screams out in pain. She'll be holding her head while blood slowly streams down from her wound then I'd use the opportunity to grab her by the shoulders and jerk her body downwards while I knee her in the stomach. Marisa would probably dry heave and spit everywhere while she loses her breath as she crumples onto the ground in pain. Then I'd grab the rest of the flasks on the shelves and smash it against her head while she's pleading and screaming for me to stop. But her pathetic cries for help would make me want to bully her even more, punching and kicking and abusing her more while she's lying helpless on the ground. Make her cry more, crying Marisa is too cute. The acid from the chemicals would probably burn off her clothing, making it tattered with holes. Probably burn through her skin too, creating flesh wounds and open sores all over her body. Marisa probably has sulfuric acid somewhere in her collection and I just wanna wrench her mouth open and shove that acid down her throat. Her esophagus would burn up and she'd probably die from internal bleeding with an agonized look on her face. The shock would probably cause her to piss and shit all over herself too! Such a degrading image of Marisa, makes me even want to rape and defile her body while she's dying!

>> No.22194008

Marisa will drink it herself and grow a dick

>> No.22194086

>>22194008
I hope she won't make me suck it, haha.

>> No.22194218

>>22194086
Unless you're named Alice, no.

>> No.22197757 [DELETED] 

>>22193093
oKAY, I reported you.

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>>22193093
hey buddy fuck you

>> No.22197906

>>22197757
>>22197776
janny is not gonna like this

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>>22197906
Jannies don't want you to bully Marisa either, dumbass. You are a fucking sicko. Imagine wanting to make a girl as precious as her tear up. Who hurt you, anon?

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>>22193093
tldr

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>>22197964
But the cuter they are, the more adorable and enjoyable it is when you break them

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>>22188715
What if it exploded in her face and she turned into a kid again wouldn't that be cute and funny?

>> No.22200224

Oh wow, would you look at that, I grew a dick. What a surprise. It's really hard to do that helicopter dick thingy, lol.

Huh, "have my way with you"? Nah, that sounds lame. I've got a much better use for my boi here: CHALLENGE PISSING

>> No.22200229

>>22199507
But then she would be way too rapeable! Even a nerd like Alice could easily carry Marisa over her shoulder and lock the little witch in her sex dungeon.

>> No.22200243

>>22200229
Alice may be a nerd, but even a nerd lifts.

Why else would she be able to beat the shit out of the old, ugly men who stop by her place for the 7AM Rape Rush?

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>>22197906
based jannies gave me a warning even though I never actually submitted a report
I suppose when you do it for free you tend to be lacking in intelligence to begin with, though

>> No.22200304

>>22200243
Please, Alice wishes there were old ugly men lining up at her doorstep to rape her, but everyone is way more interested in fairies and Marisa-chan.

>> No.22200335

>>22200270
Announcing a report is a rule violation, yeah. Dumb newfag.

>> No.22200355

>>22200304
Yeah, nobody wants to rape the weird doll girl.

>> No.22200396

>>22200304
I want a doujin where Alice is unwittingly platonically accepted as a comrade of the old men in their quest to rape Marisa.

She even offers her body while cosplaying as Marisa, but both Alice and the old men discover that it's worse than just masturbating themselves, so they just dump it into her at the last moment out of convenience.

They all fail to rape Marisa, but a lifelong friendship is formed. Happy End.

>> No.22200634

>>22200270
based on what?

>> No.22200816

>>22200634
That anon is crossboarding

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>>22200270
I don't do it for free though "Cornell..?>>22200270
Surely it was destiny that we'd meet again, GET7.
>>blah blah blah blah blah

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>>22200849
Can you stop shitting up my thread you fucking enormous faggot?

>> No.22200952

>>22200849
the most based poster of /jp/ is here

>> No.22207161

>>22193051
Good thing my dick is already tiny, so that part of me is immune to her shrink potion.

>> No.22207363

>>22207161
No, actually, that's not how that works...

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>>22200270
Fags like you are why I, Anonymous, can’t announce sage or report. 25 posts all saying report or sage are better than 25 posts of bullshit and nothing will change that.

>> No.22211965

>>22200634
enormous

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22213907

Can you all ignore the retarded crossboarder faggot and go back discussing Marisa's drugs?

>> No.22215831

>>22213907
what are the effects of this one...

>> No.22216318

>>22188801
Does drinking fairy pee really turn you into a fairy? How much is needed for the transformation? Where do I get it?

>> No.22216444

>>22216318
Yes, requires complete submersion for minimum 3 hours, you know exactly where.

>> No.22221875 [DELETED] 

>>22188715
mmm

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22224502

might makes right

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