/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This thread deserves to be saved from page 10.

I never understood how these things caught on, they're like the dumbest meme ever.

oh God, wat?

>>2215274
It was "cute" as the beginning.

Then everything went wrong.

>>2215274
Same reason how Rickroll caught on. Look where it is today.

I never liked those. They always looked like Touhous with down syndrome to me.

I enjoyed Yukkuri when people just drew them because they were cute. All those bullshit fanfics, "rules" for Yukkuri, and stupid fucking guro killed it.

>>2215291
YOU MEAN DUCKROLL NIGGER.

>>2215304

This. I never understood the need to torture and kill them in increasingly horrific ways.

Used to dislike them alot too, but they've grown on me. The classic yodels are funny.

>>2215323
>horrific
You mean honorific.

>>2215323
Some just thought it was funny.
Some hated touhou but couldn't/didn't want to draw the girls so yukkuri were easier.
Some just like to watch things die.

Always makes me smile.

>>2215304
>"rules"

oh god, every time I saw a thread with tl;dr discussions/arguments about yukkuri, I facepalmed (or raged, depending on my mood and the current overall state of the board)

>>2215338

SO a whole hate fandom was based on some asshole's laziness? That's quite funny!

Oh, and have this for macro purposes. Some people really do need to calm the fuck down.

>>2215344

I never understood the rules, either. Everyone's content to let Marisa grow dicks left and right and fuck everything that walks, but suddenly, animated mentally-challenged heads made out of bean paste need at least three pages of rules deciding how they eat, sleep, reproduce, and die. It made about as much sense as arguing over whether or not Yukari can gap a single penis into many holes at once.

>>2215344
same.

>>2215362

That's because of Eirin's shady new drugs. Blame her for the spate of futacocks if you must.

>>2215344
Same here. I never really got how they came up with an established DEEP canon for the universe of a pair of heads saying "take it easy".

Rules? What the hell, why are there rules?

Where the hell did these things come from, anyway?

>>2215393

Apparently people that disliked the meme as it was needed some kind of elaborate, DEEP story about how Yukkuri were horrible beings that destroy crops and caused global warming in order to feel good and justified in torturing them.

If you want an example, check this fresh piece of anti-logic (If you make it past the first paragraph, you're a better man than I).

>>2215304

They were better before they were cute.

>>2215439
Truth.

LOLWHAT > cute > guro.

>>2215443

OH GOD NOSTALGIA!

The most extreme school of thought to justify Yukkuri torture is that they would do the same things to us if the roles were switched, or if they became dominant somehow.
So, to prevent that, we preemptively strike them.

In the grim darkness of the far future we take it easy!

>>2215493
Die easy!

yukkuri shit was always annoying
the guro stuff just made it even more annoying, because of the I HATE THESE DAMN YUKKURIS SO TORTURED YUKKURIS I LIKE

>>2215433
Fuck, all was fine and dandy and then I see the picture.
Goddamn, that was bad.

>>2215433
I hate that guy. Nothing but drama.

>>2215433
I read it.

but I didn't like it.

I can take it easy like this.

>>2215347
>Some people really do need to calm the fuck down.

Indeed. It was for this reason that Yukkuris ended up growing on me, amongst all the faggots RAGEing over the most pointless shit. I never payed any attention to the guro/rules/other faggotry that the meme spawned.

What's worse is that some of us really want to see them dead, but of those, none of us can say why.
We can't be these kind of sick fucks.

Now you can take it easy in real life!

>>2215530
IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY TAKING IT EASY

i for one find yukkuri's incredibly sexy

I liked yukkuri when they're cute, and I like the guro for it too.

I really don't like the sexualization of it though, giving them genitalia and such.

>>2215556
so you wouldn't fuck a yukkuri?

i'd fuck a yukkuri, i'd fuck a yukkuri hard.

i'd fuck a yukari too.

>>2215555
Normally I don't, but the OP pic is strangely arousing.

>>2215555

OH REALLY???

All I know is, I'm in the mood for red bean buns. I'm even tempted to make a bunch of buns and then decorate them to make them look like yukkuris.

>>2215570

>>2215433
At first I was kinda like HMMM ANTI-LOGIC WOT WOT? And then I read the last couple sentences of the first paragraph. What the fuuuuuck sense does that shit make.

i fukked ur yukkuri

Now that's what I call getting head.

GET IT? HURF DURF

Kaguya~

>>2215605
>>2215622

>>2215622
>>2215605

>>2215605
>>2215622

Fascinating.

>>2215702
Fukken saved.

>>2215702

>>2215605
>>2215702
I got an erection.

im so leet /b/ is down i r sad

>>2215702
need sauce

>>2215760
Stupidest thing I've ever heard.

>>2215767
I'm afraid I don't have source, was a random "fukken saved" to begin with... only yukkuri pic I've ever fapped to and thus the only one I've ever saved

you mother fuckers join newgrounds.com or i shall fuck you with my mighty morphing power penis

>>2215759
me to bro

ok

I don't like it when Marisa refuses sex from Alice

if she refuses to become Alice's baby factory, what worth she has in living?

Malice is my justice

It spawned some of the best/weirdest touhoe fanarts I've seen.

>>2215382

I'm sure there's 3 pages on Touhou futacock "rules" somewhere, nobody's just bothered to translate.

I dunno why, any yukkuri fellating a penis turns me on.

Yukkuri is the best part of Touhous. Too bad the semi-daily posts stopped a few months ago.

JUNK

oh god why

I have always been appalled and disgusted by these things.

>>2216937
рэдюуэ??