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Guide & resources:
https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/

Previous thread: >>22135287

>> No.22145523

i don't get why 4chan prevents you from deleting your own threads.

>> No.22145531

this is the official thread just because of that picture

>> No.22145544

https://www.animecards.site/

>> No.22145570
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>> No.22145582

>>22145570
one hard punch to the stomach

would she survive?

>> No.22145593

>>22145582
酷いだ

>> No.22145610

>>22145391
i think by philosophy, matt probably means natural philosophy (i.e. the sciences), not speculative philosophy like metaphysics or epistemology.
learning physics or mathematics-related vocabulary is easy as fuck in japanese, even though the subjects themselves are no less difficult than they would be in one's dominant language.

>> No.22145613

>>22145582
thats not cool dude

>> No.22145616

should i donate $1 to qm's patreon or that of some mathematics-related youtuber?

>> No.22145622

>>22145616
Math needs the support.

>> No.22145627

>>22145622
ok, wildberg's getting that dollar.

>> No.22145636

Does anyone have a fix for Yomichan and Ankiconnect?
I can't add cards anymore.

>> No.22145654

>>22145570
At least she's young. Women have a "sell by" date around 20 years of age. That's why you don't see a lot of middle aged women characters in anime.

>> No.22145661

>>22145610
what metaphysical thought came from japan that is not just a rehash of existing buddhist thought

>> No.22145674
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>>22145661
That's okay -- no one says you need to develop relevant metaphysics to be a cool race. The truth is singular, anyways, and they're not the oldest culture. That said, I'm sure they have their contribution: something involving lolis, I'm sure of it.

>> No.22145687

>>22145610
>i think by philosophy, matt probably means natural philosophy (i.e. the sciences)
yes matt was always a very classical thinker

>> No.22145693

>>22145661
nothing not already present in the upanishads

>> No.22145701

>>22145674
truth might be singular but it sure would've been cool to see multiple cultures with litter or no interactions with each other come to a similar conclusion
next time post a cute loli to make you case stronger

>> No.22145702

>>22145687
nah, matt just seems like the kind of guy who'd call stephen hawking and richard dawkins "philosophers" just because they talk about stuff that others don't normally deal with.

>> No.22145733
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japan is really out here!

>> No.22145745

>>22145733
yappa sou ne

>> No.22145755
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is this human speech? or alien speech?

>> No.22145766

>>22145636
reboot your pc unironically

>> No.22145768

>>22145766
Already done that.

>> No.22145775

>>22145768
it's over then the only 方法 is to switch to nazeka ご武運を

>> No.22145777

>>22145636
reset the handlebars.js in yomichan config back to default

>> No.22145781
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>>22145701
Now that I think about it, the Japanese development of perversion certainly has significant metaphysical content. It would take both a breadth of experience and a 160+ IQ to write some explanation of it. This is not a job for a mere academic or professor.

>> No.22145786

>>22145777
Well shit.
That worked but now I don't have any idea how to get my new cards to look like the new ones.
I've been trying to get this to work for a long time thanks.

>> No.22145809

>>22145786
If you want your cards to not look like shit, switch to Nazeka.

>> No.22145811

>>22145781
it's probably a strictly axiological (価値論的), not so much a metaphysical (形而上学的) issue.

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>>22145443
>hisoka's 2011 VA is actually a huge improvement over 1999 imo.
I just checked and I honestly can't understand how you could possibly think that. 2011 Hisoka sounds so generic.

>>>/wsg/3060234
>>>/wsg/3060236
>>>/wsg/3060196
>>>/wsg/3060198

Also, man, the editing sucks in 2011. Everything feels so rushed. The art is way worse in some scenes too. It's like the staff who did 2011 didn't understand how to use lighting at all.

>> No.22145947

>>22145781
This guy puts out so many illustrations but his art just never seems to get any better. In particular, his style of shading is awful.

>> No.22145990

>>22145914
Skimmed through some more episodes. I can't believe how much 2011 cuts out. What the fuck.

If this is all stuff that was never in the manga, then the 1999 TV series was without a doubt an improvement on the source material.

>> No.22146009

>>22145593
no だ after い adjectives

>> No.22146014

>>22145654
Obvious virgin. Middle aged women give the best sex.

>> No.22146078
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>>22145947
i'd say he was better at drawing 7 years ago than he is know

>> No.22146126

>>22146009
i thought i was looking at a verb wtf

u guys are gonna cripple me

>> No.22146155

>>22145781
if japan didnt exist would u still be a degenerate
thats my metaphysical quandary

>> No.22146171

>>22146155
i'd still be odd, just in other ways besides sexually.

>> No.22146189

>>22146171
sounds less fun

>> No.22146197

how to know if fluentcards makes updates to their sites and what changes they made?

>> No.22146223

>>22146155
>if japan didnt exist would u still be a degenerate
truth
t. lifelong degenerate

>> No.22146224

>>22142132
なんじにいったの?

よるじゃない?

オムライスはたぶんおひるだけのメニューだったんじゃない

>> No.22146227

>>22146197
>how to know if fluentcards makes updates to their sites and what changes they made?
this is a statement, not a question.

try again, esl-kun.

>> No.22146235

>>22146224
汝?そういうことを言うあなたは変です
寄るつもりは一切ありません。

>> No.22146245

>>22146235
なんじなんぷんって

こまかいんな

>> No.22146246

>>22146235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJaknVRANAY#t=364

>> No.22146263

>>22146245
なぜひらがなで書くの?バカじゃないか?

>> No.22146272

if you dont update ur myanimelist frequently then i have no respect for you

>> No.22146292

>>22146263
なんだおまえ

かわいいもじをみると

びびってしまうのか

>> No.22146298

>>22146224
OP here. I went at around 9PM. the place is only open from 6PM so it can't be a lunch time menu thing.

>> No.22146301

u never told us if that omerice was good or not

was it fuckin good ?? i want some right abt now

>> No.22146302

taking votes by the way: should I go back tonight and apologize yea or nay?

>> No.22146304

>>22146302
u should go back and do the exact same thing u did again to the letter

>> No.22146305

>>22146301
it was actually the best omuraisu I've ever had, kek
>>22146304
that's such a better idea wtf

>> No.22146317

>>22146272
change "dont update ur myanimelist frequently" with "watch anime"

>> No.22146323

>>22146301
It’s omurice noob

>> No.22146336

>>22146323
lol well i appreciate that u signed ur post

>> No.22146343

>>22146272
i lost my account when they had that security fuck up a while back and forced everyone to reset their passwords

i made my account 10 years ago and couldn't remember what email i used so i could get my account back

>> No.22146347

>>22146301
This is the sort of thing you would laugh at Matt or QM for.

Shame.

>> No.22146359

dont suicide over this its not worth it i promise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRYZijLZR-Q#t=2

>> No.22146367

I put a cold bottle of coffee in my bag and my book got wet. that's why I'm not reading today. it's not because I'm lazy. I won't read on my phone because I wanna finish my book first.

>> No.22146410

>>22146298
ちがったのん

こえがおおきかったのかもしれない

>> No.22146508

>>22146305
lookin forward to the next pic of ur food make sure u write the update en nihongo : )

>> No.22146514
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[〇] エッチ
[ ] 浮気

>> No.22146519

>>22146514
can u post better art

>> No.22146551
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>>22146519
I too found the style off putting at first. He clearly uses this glossy style to be unique. But it grows on you. I like it.

>> No.22146561

>>22146347
He’s a hypocrite.

>> No.22146571
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>>22146519
美術品

>> No.22146795

this guy knocks george out of the water
https://youtu.be/hrvf9ok4yHE

>> No.22147064

what would you say is the best nukige out there, in terms of animation?

>> No.22147112

>豆知識
second time i've ever seen this word.

>> No.22147133

>>22146795
george has 0 japanese blood or ancestors, whereas this fellow has two japanese parents.

>> No.22147156
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something that george has had is a lot of virgin japanese blood on his dick

>> No.22147161

>>22147064
the 美少女万華鏡 series has some pretty hot animated scenes

>> No.22147208

>>22146795
i don't think this is natural japanese because i can understand a lot of what he's saying
the way he speaks is way too clear

>> No.22147215

井上ジョー has full lips ready to shigoku with

>> No.22147262

>>22147112
it is very common why are you bragging

>> No.22147274

>>22146795
sounds completely native to me. how is his pitch accent?

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>>22145914
odd because i feel it's the exact opposite. and 2011 sounds more fitting. the 1999 VA plays another character down the road which helps contrast and show how much worse 1999 hisoka is. oh also gon's VA gives one of the greatest performances in anime later.
>rushed
sucks they cut the scene for kite but other than that good. if 1999 had been able to cover the manga to the same extent as 2011 it might have been a 200 episode series which is frankly disgusting.
>The art is way worse in some scenes too
sure. for example the imagery of kurapika wrapped in his chains was better in 1999. i especially like 1999's art during the chimera ant arc. but they trade blows in animation and sound. the greed island OVA was an abomination btw.
>>22145990
the filler is bad. we already know our characters. we don't need worthless padding to keep us from getting to the good stuff. it causes people like ciaran to quit because gon and friends are still talking to those stupid animals. it's odd that someone got brainwashed on 1999 because of a vocal minority of shitposters on /a/ before they've even watched both versions. i remember you posting that disingenuous comparison of kurapika's chain animation at the mansion before watching the series too. while the animation is still better for that scene in 1999, the gif cuts out 2011's relevant portion of animation and there are other scenes in the mansion where 2011's animation is better.

>> No.22147522
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I'm never gonna be able to follow this shit. Japanese is over.

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22147589

In the third skill, is 死んでほしいの a girly way of saying “I want you to die” or is it asking “do you want to die”?

>> No.22147711

>>22147589
even google translate can handle this question

>> No.22147719

ランニングに行って帰ったら「よし、運動服に付いた洗濯しよう」って決めて洗濯機に洗濯物を入れてシャワーを浴びた。だが、シャワーを出たら「あっ、このタオルも洗濯に足したかった!」と気づいて一時停止をして足した。

だが、まだビショビショだったの!「僕は一体何者だ?」って考えながらさき買った(まだ使ってない)キッチンタオルで体を拭いた…

>> No.22147732

>>22147719
crippling

>> No.22147788
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22147788

wtf did i end up picking up

>> No.22147814

why do i get error loading a file on videobook when the same files worked just yesterday?

>> No.22147843

おはようおにいちゃん

またえんざいじけんかもしれない

>> No.22147898

>>22147814
please help im n5 and cant watch anime without this

>> No.22147914

use chrome idiot

>> No.22147916

>>22147788
not a good anime dude

>> No.22147925

>貴様が切ったのはシルバーチャリオッツが彫った彫刻の人形だ
why does 彫刻 have to be in this sentence? wouldn't it have the same meaning without it?
>inb4 retard

>> No.22147940

I started browsing random japanese forums and blogs
I can mostly understand what they are saying but damn these japs use small fonts. My head hurts after like half an hour of browsing
How the fuck do they do it? Just zoom in on every website?

>> No.22147969

>>22147914
using chromium

>> No.22147975

>>22147969
convert the files using the ffmpeg script on quiz's site

>> No.22147978

>>22147940
it's not hard to read japanese if you know japanese

>> No.22147979
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>>22147916
pretty much everything is shit, so i'll just force this one down.
i'm watching this as a "break from reading." i'll go back to reading ラムネ later

>> No.22147992

>>22147940
ここも130%でみてる

フォントちいさいのかもしれない

>> No.22148014

>>22147925
i think if u say 彫った人形 its less clear and succinct what the thing actually is

彫刻 makes it perfectly clear

>>22147979
maybe isntead of forcing bad 2010 anime down u could just watch somnethnig good ?

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>>22147462
>odd because i feel it's the exact opposite. and 2011 sounds more fitting.
For me, the voice in 1999 really fits the image of Hisoka as a demented, crazy person (particularly the way his voice quivers whenever he speaks), and the high pitch of his voice gives you the impression of him as being a sly and deceitful character. The 2011 voice just makes him sound like the generic sort of ikemen badguy I've heard in half a hundred other shows. It doesn't feel special or unique at all.

But like you say, I haven't watched 2011 properly yet. Maybe I'll change my mind when I have.

>it's odd that someone got brainwashed on 1999 because of a vocal minority of shitposters on /a/
I will object to this though. I saved that gif probably 6 or 7 years ago and hadn't ever participated in HxH discussions on /a/ until I was already well into the show (up to the GI OVAs), and even then I've probably made a mere 2 posts or something.

I'm perfectly aware that I'm basing my opinion of 2011 so far on a handful of scenes which may not be very representative of the series as a whole, and I'm still open to the possibility of 2011 being a better show overall, even though the scenes I've seen so far were a disappointment.

>it causes people like ciaran to quit
That just goes to show he's a zoomer with no attention span.

>> No.22148041

imagine just not liking 2011 cuz that madhouse art style is just so fuckign bad for the show and completely unsettling and obtrusive 100% of the time lmfao

if u like it better good 4 u honestly i wish i could

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>>22147522
That's the old quickstart guide. The new one is 16k words long.

>> No.22148074

>>22148041
yea i simply cannot empathize with hating an (at least presentable) art style so much that you can't appreciate a story.

>> No.22148081

>>22148074
what i should do is just read the monguh but i barely read monguh or anything that isnt on a webpage so

>> No.22148086
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>> No.22148094

unfortunately ive been fUcking spoiled repeatedly to the point where its prolly pointless

>> No.22148096

i havent been spoiled on hxh maybe ill read the manga

>> No.22148107

>>22147447
that guy even has the same hairline like matt does and he even does the same thing with his bins

>> No.22148121

i'm rewatching boku no hero but what's the point. i hate this boring shallow shit. i'm never gonna experience anything like hxh again.

>> No.22148126

>>22148121
maybe try watching something good

>> No.22148127

>>22148126
i've watched all 10 of the good anime already.

>> No.22148130

>>22148127
you should add moe on myanimelist and watch some of his top anime

>> No.22148133

>>22148130
i saw yuru yuri rated as a 10 and berserk as a 9 and exited the tab.

>> No.22148134

jamal hates on everything that isn't old as fuck

>> No.22148140

>>22148133
what would you rate yuru yuri as?

>> No.22148141

why not just watch some

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGyzA1iCIgc

where the madhouse art style is actually good as hell

>>22148134
dang poor timing on this post

>> No.22148144

>>22148140
it's a cute girl show so an automatic 0.

>> No.22148146

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
why is this so catchy lmao

>> No.22148147

>>22148134
this is what happens to o*d people
their brains stagnate and become unable to find new stuff おもしろく

>> No.22148150

>>22148140
yuru yuri is definitely a solid 7

could have been a 8 but too much same old shit in every episode

>> No.22148154

>>22148144
how do you know it's not a 10 if you havent seen it

>> No.22148159

>>22148154
how do i know barney is shit despite not having seen it? same process.

>> No.22148167

>>22148159
barney might be really good though, you don't really know for sure

>> No.22148169

gakkougurashi was actually a lot of fun despite being a cute girl anime

>> No.22148177

>>22148159
great job i realized im a huge fuckign purple dinosaur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AT6vxMOnI4

>> No.22148179

>>22148159
? barney is good what have you been smoking

>> No.22148188

>>22148147
thats not really true tho what happens is new generations take over and the shit they think is good is actually shit

i swear to god every ani song post like 2012 is the same exact fuckign song ever ytime it drives me nuts

>> No.22148200

>>22148188
>thats not really true tho what happens is new generations take over and the shit they think is good is actually shit
every generation feels like this when they get old. your dad prolly felt the same way about the stuff you liked, his dad felt the same etc etc

>> No.22148204

>>22148200
exactly i understand how it works ive gone through a few of these shifts at this point

zoomers are actually just retarded and the cancer killing anime and what i like owns and thats that *crosses arms*

>> No.22148209

but what if sometimes the dad is right?

>> No.22148219

my dad liked a lot of the shit that i liked growing up, and a lot of the things that he didn't like i later realized was shit all along and i only liked it because i was too young to know better

so so much for that theory

>> No.22148230

general intelligence has been declining since the 1800s so dads from that point onward have probably had better taste than their children.

>> No.22148240

>>22148219
your anecdotal n=1 doesn't disprove anything dipshit. your dad must have been a retard too judging by your microbrain

>> No.22148246

>>22148219
heres the worst shit

the shit ur dad liked that u hated as a kid but then like in ur 30s u come back to it and are like heh this was all right ~_~

>> No.22148248

>>22148240
hey respect your elders sonny

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word of the day 女装

>> No.22148254

>>22145513
/DJT/ post reasons you enjoy the japanese language.

For me it's this exchange.
>>3060851

Concise and funny, simple replies in context goes a long way.

>> No.22148259

>>22148254
>you enjoy the japanese language.
i dont

>> No.22148261

>>22148254 oops
>>>/wsg/3060851

>> No.22148264

>>22148249
今してるよ : )

>> No.22148270

>>22148264
gei

>> No.22148276

>>22148133
check again haha

>> No.22148278

女のパンツも履いてるし

>> No.22148279

>>22148276
saw that yuru was still a 10 and exited the tab.

>> No.22148284

imagine getting clickbaited to yosefs mal over and over lmao

>> No.22148289

>>22147969
Chromium supports less video formats than Chrome though afaik

>> No.22148292

boku no hero almost makes me wanna tolerate one piece.

>> No.22148296

i somehow watched 600~ episodes of one piece but now im so sick of it i cant watch 5 mins of one

>> No.22148298

one piece isnt that bad cuz even the filler is full of good values and life lessons

>> No.22148300

fuck that fag shit just watch yuruyuri

>> No.22148303

also its totally fine to grow out of one piece i mena its just there for u at any time u need it

its unreasonable to think ud like one piece for 20 straight years

>>22148300
i have dude

>> No.22148304

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cijbjBSxRR0
best one piece op

>> No.22148307

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfR9haRPlSc

>> No.22148315

>>22148304
nope nope nope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54dp8ucsGG8

>> No.22148323

>>22148315
i'm absolute shocked that it's one of the oldest ones lol

>> No.22148333

am I literally hitler if I want to commit genocide of shounen fans?

>> No.22148336

i paused onepice at around ep 320
this is the best op : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU6AZA810FA

>> No.22148340

>>22148333
you're far worse for having shit taste

>> No.22148343

>>22148333
i mean the overwhelming majority of anime is shonen so LOL

>> No.22148349

>>22148343
actually no. most anime isn't battle shounen.

>> No.22148353

why did you change from shounen to battle shounen

>> No.22148355

gabriel dropout is my favorite shounen

>> No.22148360

>>22148353
when i say shounen, i mean battle shounen. i know shounen is just a demographic for manga.

>> No.22148363

you should try hxh. it's the only shounen that is actually a seinen.

>> No.22148366

about to finish the tango N5 deck, think it's a good idea to start sentence mining or is it worth it to do the N4 deck first?

>> No.22148376

>>22148349
not battle shonen that is correct but its important to make that distinction when ur gonna blanket shit on shonen : )

>> No.22148406

https://gyao.yahoo.co.jp/p/00998/v00659/

>> No.22148418

>>22148315
yep, now this is a fucking banger

>> No.22148435

if it bangs im there

>> No.22148444

that Young Hastle guy is pretty based

>> No.22148453

cant knock the hastle dude

>> No.22148459

>>22148315
that and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8m1Uktt4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqBBxnLE74w
are the best one piece OPs imo

>> No.22148466

and we are obv but that goes without saying

>> No.22148487
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http://www.utabami.com/bingo/?cid=3je6mz54dsrq7ioa
性癖

>> No.22148516

その生活をずっと続けてはならん

>> No.22148517

>>22148487
脳…
nothanks

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>>22148487
ビンゴ

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>> No.22148599

jamal did you ever receive ragetells while griefing in wow?

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my mom said i am no longer allowed to read lns anymore. what do i do?

>> No.22148635

i mean u cant msg ppl cross faction and thats the majority of ppl i fuck with

i mean i pull elites on ppl and stuff sometimes but like im not really tryin to farm at all the hot spots rn

like mc is so fuckin easy u dont really need to work hard on ur gear outside of raid so im just chillin till they put honor system in

>> No.22148644

>>22148634
read heavy novels instead

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>>22148644
but i am very weak.

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>>22148644

>> No.22148661

>>22148652
this dude was a king but he looked up to matt so much that you just KNOW matt had to be good

>> No.22148663

>>22148634
y tho?

>> No.22148667

>>22148652
is this the dude who dated a prostitute?

>> No.22148672

>>22148667
oh no he didnt even get to date

>> No.22148677

tfw still no cute jp country girl gf
fuck you jamal your name will always remind me of this from now on

>> No.22148679

imagine holding this heavy kataomoi and then just walking into the faculty lounge 1 day and find the girl uve fallen for servicing a bunch of fat old dudes all at once

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>>22148677
heres ur mission dude find a japanese girl to hold hands with at a natsu matsuri next year

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>>22148663
she is tired of me asking her to have a little sister for me.

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>>22148709

>> No.22148718

>>22148709
just sneak into her room at night and make a sis yourself

>> No.22148729

dont worry u dont have to fuck ur mom ill make u a sister with her

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>>22148718
>>22148729
but she is 50 and has had her uteris removed, plus having a sister 21 years younger would be weird. I want her to adopt a cute 12 yo who calls me oniichan.

>> No.22148745

>>22148741
well ill still fuck ur mom just i guess wont make a sister for u : (

>> No.22148747

>>22148741
jump into a volcano you nasty fuck

>> No.22148748

btw just so u know sisters arent attractive

well other ppls are but urs is not and never is

its a fantasy

>> No.22148753

it's cool when anime guys kiss their sisters

>> No.22148761

>>22148741
Sorry to bust your bubble, but there are basically no cute 12 year olds available for adoption in the world. Adoption usually happens earlier, and furthermore, white kids go to very wealthy families. An ordinary person can only afford a Haitian or African who probably will never even be able to talk.

I'll say this: I have a very sexy imouto and it's totally worth it.

>> No.22148765

>>22148541
>髪コキ
What's the appeal? Genuinely want to know

>> No.22148768

i'm still fuming cause my cousin stole my ファーストキス

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>>22148748
I am aware of that, i already have 2 sisters. but I what makes me not attracted to my 2 current sisters is that they are unnatractive, not that they are my sister. that is why i specified a cute 12 yo to adopt.

>> No.22148779

my brain still wont process causative and passive half the time despite how common it is. ive already watched the dolly vids, read tae kim etc. i'll obviously continue with input but does anyone have a resource that can help a brainlet out?

>> No.22148780

my fasuto kisu is still up for grabs

>> No.22148787

>>22148773
well if u adopt 1 then its not really ur sister and its just some oreimo shit : )

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>>22148779
You just need input, that's all. No secret here. Maybe watch Konosuba: it's relatively easy to understand. I'm sorry you're a brainlet: just manage your expectations and expect this to take a long time. You have to enjoy your input: that's important in the long run.

>> No.22148808

>>22147719
why 足すsounds weird here or is it just me

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>>22148787
kyousuke and kirino where real siblings, it would be more of a kiss sis situation, except with imoutos, as i already have 2 older biological sisses.

>>22148761
>hasn't read 痴人の愛

>> No.22148814

>>22147208
are you retarded

>> No.22148837

tfw too shy to register on mylanguageexchange
tfw extreme dread ill just teach incorrect stuff
im destined to stay a crippled autodidact that'll never break the fluency barrier

>> No.22148839

holy shit being a kid was based. my cousin had planned with the girl that liked me that i would kiss her in the school bus.
it was mine and her 1st kiss, and i remember how cute she looked after blushing.
and to think that these days everyone just wants to get fucking spit roasted.

>> No.22148849

ye being bullied for 5 years straight permanently ruining my self-image and irreversibly altering my character was such a great time xddd

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no worries i just thought of a great situation where my dreams can come true.

My sister has a daughter, and after she turns 12 my sister and the father tragically die. I know have to look after my niece. she moves to japan with me where she does not know the language or have any friends, she heavily relies on me, then we fall in love and after she turns 18 we get married.

does it seem realistic bros?

>> No.22148856

>>22148852
i hope you're just having a laugh because you need to get curb-stomped asap if not

>> No.22148865

>>22148852
solid plan so far but how do you plan on teaching her japanese?

>> No.22148866

>>22148849
bullying is actually good for you. just learn from your mistakes bro

>> No.22148875

>>22148805
recommending konosuba to a beginner who cant even do passive form are you stupid

>> No.22148879

>>22148852
I appreciate your perversion, but that wasn't believable or remotely practical. I think the best idea is having a daughter who is for holding hands, headpats, kissu, and 全く not for lewd.

>> No.22148881

>>22148779
I had that problem for a long time. Still do sometimes
Just gotta tough it out I guess. I remember the strange feeling I got whenever I ran into that conjugation

>>22148837
What's your native language? English?
I still haven't signed up myself but I checked it out a while ago. I got surprised to find there are actually some nips who want to learn persian but their numbers are ofcourse far below western languages as one would expect
My impression was that most of the people are really beginner so there wasn't much that you can teach wrong

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>> No.22148890

>>22148885
claimed 5 threads ago

>> No.22148897

>>22148879
that is an idea, but i do not like children, plus if i raise it from too young of an age i won't be attracted to it. the most likely case would be to just date a desperate single mother, but that does not satisfy my 近親相姦 fetish.

>>22148885
would

>> No.22148902

group of black people behind me talking about basketball or some shit one of them says "that's some anime shit nigga!!"

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https://youtu.be/EZSfs29tE3A

>> No.22148910

>>22148865
I would enroll her into a japanese middle school, or whataver school a 12 yo goes to in japan. and personally assign her reading of high quality japanese literature

>> No.22148915

>>22148902
cool

>> No.22148918

>>22148915
was just kidding it never happened and i made it up

>> No.22148927

>>22148881
>What's your native language? English?
Nah it's german kek

Most people i've checked already have a good grasp of the basics.

>> No.22148928

https://youtu.be/AanfKNatAqk

>> No.22148931

imagine all the little 5 year old japs using the causative form with ease

>> No.22148935

>>22148931
imagine me using it with ease after ive been learning for 5 years

>> No.22148954

>>22148931
imagine me after 2 years able to read at a middle school level.

>> No.22148970

I wonder if Psilocybin or other conscious altering drugs can effect language acquisition, now I know that you probably have to learn all the words yourself by reading listening and having fun but what about hearing the sounds correctly or maybe the underlying patterns you don't see. Unfortunately can't really find anything on the topic.

>> No.22148973

dude i heard that one guy was struck in the head with a heavy object and he suddenly speaks mandarin and japanese!

>> No.22148975

>>22148970
i bet micro-dosing would help, try it and come back with a report.

>> No.22148977

imagine me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak

>> No.22148982

>>22148975
micro-dose on this
*unzips pants*

>> No.22148993

summoning 瞑想ガール:
ok i give up pls tell me how to train my chikubis

>> No.22148998

>>22148927
>german
Well atleast you got 7k potential partners compared to my measly 148
Another way to go around it is to register on japanese forums and start shit posting away. Learn as natives make fun of you. Worked fine for me as I learned english

>> No.22149008

anyone have the book dolly wrote?

>> No.22149036

>>22148808
it's all weird

>> No.22149042

>>22148975
Sounds intresting, there is one article that I found about a student learning enough german in a week to enroll in a second-year college course on it by taking by taking LSD where he had massive amounts of associations with the phrases his friend would tell him. We know that college courses suck and german is a easier language, but after a week he was reading a book. Idk if its true but still cool to explore

http://www.psychedelic-library.org/staf5.htm

>> No.22149050

>>22148852
fuck off you stupid disgusting retard

>> No.22149061

tfw you will never watch the 天の川 while on shrooms and laying on a field with jamal

>> No.22149063

ive been high on lsd in japan a few times and it didn't help me at all

>> No.22149067

i dont do drugs cuz im straight edge so thatd never happen anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4tZISV6VeU

>> No.22149069

>>22149061
what are the only two spots in japan you can see it in its full glory

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i'm pretty straight edge myself but i would definitely give a pass for few psychedelics

>> No.22149084

>>22149067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qADK94jHNRE
gr8 anime.

>> No.22149097

the average djter will never get mouse chu mouse lol

>> No.22149109

https://youtu.be/-ZwHP9T_wCc

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>>22149109
where have i seen this guy before・・

>> No.22149170

want to learn more about the life of Jesus Christ but in japanese

what should i read? (no i dont want to watch that anime about jesus)

>> No.22149173

>>22149170
also have been listening to the bible on audiobook so i alredy have that covered, want to read something else not the bible

>> No.22149177

if u can read japanese why not just do a quick google search and find something to ur liking ? lol

>> No.22149180

>>22149170
a blank piece of paper cuz he never fucking existed

>> No.22149182

>>22149170
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/キリスト神話説

>> No.22149184

jesus existed dude wtf

>> No.22149187

>>22149184
yeah they put him on the cross and he died for our sins

>> No.22149188

>>22149170
just read the gospel of luke

>> No.22149190

>>22149170
read about ほとけ to gain new perspective

>> No.22149193

>>22149170
the 聖書 you tool

>> No.22149194

dont ridicule people looking for compelling content it's not cool

>> No.22149196

>>22149190
what do i need to know that not in the mind illuminated bcus i read that :)

>> No.22149197

>>22149187
meowth thats right

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>>22149170
I got the thing for you.

>> No.22149211

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGEQDgig1_Q

>> No.22149220

>>22149211
this sounds 80s as fuck

>> No.22149234

is ノリアキ a mouthbreather?

>> No.22149238

a combination of watching anime with jap subs and sometimes without subs O_O

but never with eng subs ヽ(=^・ω・^=)丿

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>>22149203
本当に実話ですよ

>> No.22149251

>>22149249
ほんとに本当でした

>> No.22149269

https://youtu.be/MQyrk0yo6zA?t=855
my boy george at it again

>> No.22149280

>>22149269
>Kansai dialect from zero
for what possible reason?

>> No.22149283

>>22149269
can u measure this much basedness even??

>> No.22149285

>>22149280
cuz fuckgin retards will buy it

>> No.22149290

how the fuck did matt and khatzumoto stand doing approximately 2 years or even more of almost pure japanese all day long?
曲が関係ない
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU

>> No.22149292

>>22149283
idk dude george is pretty hit and miss id say that lil sex doll thing was about as wack as it gets

>> No.22149294

>>22149280
man and his family gotta eat

>> No.22149299

>>22149290
pure, unadulterated autism

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>> No.22149315

>>22149302
lmfao

>> No.22149326

i wonder if the kansai rappers have crippled my nihongo

>> No.22149339

>>22149326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbk92w1kdgc#t=180

>> No.22149345

i put on きららファンタジアラジオ (voice actors of the cgdct genre talking about stuff) while playing mariokart online. it was really good for the intermittent periods where stuff was loading and shit; i could instantly turn my attention to the radio show and tune in to whatever they were talking about for that 30 seconds or so. but while i was in the middle of a race of course, it was just background noise. "passive listening" is only useful during the intervals you can actually listen to it, and at that point its pretty much just short spurts of active listening. in conclusion, "passive listening" is a myth but the idea behind it can work by giving more opportunities for spur-of-the-moment active listening.

>> No.22149346

i still cant get over lick-g saying i wanna get high like takabe ai thats so much win lmao

>> No.22149350

>>22149339
exactly. while moetard will talk like little girl. i'll just drop bars like jin dogg when i switch to nihongo

>> No.22149352

jamals never posted a good rap song and he never fuckin will

>> No.22149356

nice try everything i post bangs

>> No.22149358

>>22149187
nah he died cause people didn't like him. then his fanatics made a religion out of him. but he was just a normal man that happened to be really nice but kind of crazy

>> No.22149359

it's all fucking trash and my sample size is pretty big at this point

>> No.22149362

much like ur posting

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>>22149358

>> No.22149370

>>22149180
he existed but all the magical stuff about him is fake. gullible low iq desert-dwelling cavepeople were helpless against the power of suggestion and believed the fake stories passed by word of mouth

>> No.22149373

calling out your shit is a virtuous deed so by definition it is not in fact trash

>> No.22149376

>>22149370
i mean humanity has never been able to keep a story straight for 2 hours let alone a millennia lmfao

>> No.22149419

>>22149358
he performed miracles dude

>> No.22149425

>>22149419
>fake stories passed by word of mouth

>> No.22149431

wish my iq was low enough to believe in religion. might be less depressed

>> No.22149466

>あいきゅう

>> No.22149497

>>22149431
if religions like christianity help at all its just the mental ease and relaxation of thinking someone is listening to and conspiring to fix all your problems even when you're just talking to yourself. same benefits can be had if you just understand the power of self-fulfilling prophecies and "pray" to anything you want, as long as you do it sincerely. try it

>> No.22149529

>>22149358
>that happened to be really nice
how do you know retard

>> No.22149537

>>22149529
relax

>> No.22149539

>>22149425
oh so ur one of those people who thinks dinosaurs were real....

>> No.22149543

>>22149539
based

>> No.22149557

bitch i'm just as 黒い as you
at least this is what my history teach told me when i was told we all originate from africa initially
stay black

>> No.22149560

>>22149497
it's impossible to be sincere if you don't believe it though, that's my point

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>> No.22149590 [DELETED] 

>>22149560
the only thing you have to "believe" is that your brain works that way. once you understand how it works you can harness that phenomenon using whatever deity image you want that carries positive associations in your mind such as like love and understanding ("jesus" is just one such image). all that's needed for the sincerity requirement to be fulfilled is knowing that your brain will respond if you do it.

at that point it's just up to whether you want to do that or not, which is a separate matter. depressed people often sabotage themselves by ignoring or avoiding using the tools at their disposal (learned helplessness).

>> No.22149593

>>22149590
lay off the pipe you dirty hippy fuck

>> No.22149598

>>22149560
the only thing you have to "believe" is that your brain works that way. once you understand how it works you can harness that phenomenon using whatever deity image you want that carries positive associations in your mind such as love and understanding ("jesus" is just one such image). all that's needed for the sincerity requirement to be fulfilled is knowing that your brain will respond if you do it.

at that point it's just up to whether you want to do that or not, which is a separate matter. depressed people often sabotage themselves by ignoring or avoiding using the tools at their disposal (learned helplessness).

>> No.22149604

>>22149431
try raising your IQ

maybe you will see the divine nature of everything

but yes most indoctrinated shitters are low iq

>> No.22149630

俺は必然だ

>> No.22149642

>>22149269
https://youtu.be/MQyrk0yo6zA?t=954
すげえ日本語力だね。

>> No.22149648

>>22149630
貴様はゴミです

>> No.22149653

>>22149642
thumbs up if you can't read 龍が如く

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hai kuma desu

>> No.22149670

>>22149655
そこは熊ではなく、龍だ(草笑)

>> No.22149675

草生えるw

>> No.22149684

>>22149642
If George is fluent in the language why doesn't he spend a few months learning to read more kanji.

>> No.22149689

>>22149684
why would he? he clearly doesnt need more kanji to do whatever it is he want to do with the language

>> No.22149694

>>22149689
Well he occasionally streams himself playing games and he has to pause and look up simple words before he can explain sentences to his audience.

>> No.22149697

george is a god

>> No.22149701

cant focus today but i will be better tomorrow

>> No.22149703

>>22149684
He didn't do RTK 1&3 which is necessary to read kanji well. He won't do it either because he believes in his crippling 'learn 300 kanji in 5 books' method. And after RTK he has to read lots of novels so it's probably near impossible for him since he spends all his time in english instead of ajatting.

>> No.22149705

>>22149703
>He didn't do RTK 1&3 which is necessary to read kanji well.
i dont think youre joking which legitimately made me laugh out loud

>> No.22149710

走るにいてきます xdddd

>> No.22149722

>>22149705
I had to write it to trigger some djt kids. And it's actually not entirely false.

>> No.22149727

>>22149722
>And it's actually not entirely false.
yea this is good shit keep it up

>> No.22149729

>>22149689
one of the things he wants to do with the language is teach others kanji. i would say knowing kanji oneself should be considered a prerequisite to that by anyone who isn't a money-grubbing conman.

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>>22149759

>> No.22149770 [DELETED] 

not the first time i see hosonagai

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>>22149766

>> No.22149778

what the hell is this from?

>> No.22149780

>>22149759
>>22149766
>>22149773
what teh FUck is ur issue

>> No.22149785

>>22149780
these are interesting facts if true??

>> No.22149792

>>22149766
>250-500ml
wtf

>> No.22149793

>>22149785
maybe to an animal fucker they are

>> No.22149800

>>22149778
An article from the previous thread http://www.elog-ch.com/news/archives/2018/03/04130000.html
From it I learned that japanese people's preferences are sometimes different than ours.

>> No.22149815

read this without cheating

雪国

>> No.22149816

>>22149800
>【悲報】日本人妊婦さん、大型犬と獣姦不倫して中出しされてしまう...。
>【獣姦】飼い犬のマ●コに大人のオモチャを挿入して性処理してあげるマジキチ愛犬家
>【リンク切れ】犬のウンコを吸引する女
cool

>> No.22149819

>>22149815
sekkoku

>> No.22149835

>>22149815
yukiguni

>> No.22149841

>>22149816
good mining material.

>> No.22149849

any of my friends online here right now?

>> No.22149852

>>22149849
i'm not your friend but i'm here.

>> No.22149856

ur online friend here

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jfc you'd think a light novel with a cover like this would be the easiest read in the world and yet this isekai conversation with god right at the start and some monologue about "entropy" or whatever the fuck is absolutely destroying me more than any LN i've read up to this point.

some days i feel like i'm doing really well and making good progress, and then other days i feel like some hopeless dekinai, and this is one of those days

>> No.22149866

>>22149859
post the shit dude lets help u

>> No.22149873

ever watch an anime that people said has shitty animation only to find out the animation is actually pretty good

>> No.22149881

>>22149873
when ur dad told u that anime is trash thats not what he meant

>> No.22149882

>>22149873
i watched baki and was surprised that no one had told me the animation is fucking gay

>> No.22149893
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22149893

>> No.22149899

>>22149893
nuke chan talkin shit behind our backs huh well at least we know terms instead of doin whatever hte fuck this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnGYk6QVYXs#t=1024

>> No.22149917

>>22149899
these are some interesting stats

>> No.22149920

can som1 link the old streamable clips i had of nuke the 1 with him "reading" out loud "in character" with the tutor trying incredibly hard not to laugh and choke on her drink and the flash card shit

>> No.22149932

>>22149920
the skype call one?

>> No.22149934

>>22149899
https://youtu.be/Cx9vkh5n5h8
here's some numbers for nuke

>> No.22149937

>>22149881
?

im talking about opinions on animes i seen online about specific animes

>> No.22149943

>>22149934
>tfw no cute loving nipponjin wife to take care of your kids

>> No.22149944

>>22149893
well when i bust my `少女膜 on a 三角木馬 with 精液 flying everywhere he will be wishing he knew real japanese.

>> No.22149950

>>22149932
yea and the flashcard 1 about the sciences

>>22149934
thats some adorable shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx9vkh5n5h8#t=61

almost perfect

>> No.22149957

>>22149944
oh shit its 処女膜 not 少女膜

>> No.22149959

>>22149944
>>22149957
dont worry its all ching chongs to me

>> No.22149960

>>22149893
u should know what 菊門 means without ever reading any eroge
btw i hope nuke is listening to our advice and secretly playing those nukiges

>> No.22149967

nuke fuckin is back to doin the same old shit meanwhile george trombone has been runnin laps around him for years

https://streamable.com/hxa2g

>> No.22149977

>>22149960
i don't know what that is in english. it sounds like the team name from role models.

>> No.22150016

damn Young Hastle looks like an old friend of mine that dropped from high school i can't stop watching this vid because of this he was a good guy

>> No.22150030

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmdNX8xW5kc

>> No.22150031

>>22149960
lmao it took some thinking but after remembering about those mokou memes i think i know

>> No.22150041
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>>22149866
like not only do i not understand a lot of this on a micro level, i don't even get the big picture or the main "takeaway" of these pages.

>> No.22150045

>>22150030
+1

>> No.22150046

>>22149893
is he referencing that screencap of him looking up chibusa?

>> No.22150054

>>22150046
https://streamable.com/uq4fo
no idea, it came pretty out of the blue on georges livestream

>> No.22150058

>>22149977
you don't know what an asshole is?

>> No.22150064

>>22150041
what else have u read in life just wondering

cuz it feels really bad reading ur post then clicking the image and looking at it lol

>> No.22150068

george is now officially our no porn messiah

>> No.22150073

dopamine addiction isnt real watch as much porn as you want

>> No.22150075

idk all this george shit u guys are posting now is just so much more wack than his eigo egg vids

>> No.22150079

i only want savage george or baby george who cant even read a childrens video game

>> No.22150082

relax, it's not like george is going to come here and take your place

>> No.22150086

george has discovered a powerful placebo similar to that of deluded meditation cultists

>> No.22150102
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22150102

have you preordered it yet?

>> No.22150120

>>22150079
https://streamable.com/zuy38

>> No.22150124
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>>22150102
>kansai ben from zero
>really

>> No.22150131

>>22150120
lmfao wow completely oblivious to the own now thats a clip i do like

>> No.22150135

>>22150124
i kind of want her to touch my ちんぽ

>> No.22150137

damn, he could have at least got a girl who was actually cute to teach us how to say desuuuuu

>> No.22150145
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22150145

lmfao

>> No.22150153

>>22150145
why didnt u post that picture first fUCk

>> No.22150158

>>22150145
LOL

>> No.22150166

>>22150064
thanks now i feel worse

>> No.22150170

>>22150153
how could i have known there was this kind of gem among the rest of the pics

>> No.22150177

>>22150166
sorry dude look the problem i have is u did the thing i really hate which is u actually posted all the text and just threw up ur hands and gave me nothin to work with

if thats really all u can do then u need to read something else pretty much period

if u wanna break shit down and get crackin my crack team and i are here for u

>> No.22150183

分泌
can u use this in a sentence

>> No.22150196

>>22150041
this world is ruled by the laws of entropy

>> No.22150200

https://streamable.com/oh23e
last one

>> No.22150210

>>22150183
ブンピツってなに

>> No.22150223

>>22149960
>u should know what 菊門 means without ever reading any eroge
how wtf

>> No.22150226

>>22150200
he said onky : (

>> No.22150230

>>22149859
told yall LNs > VNs

>> No.22150231

>>22150226
that's how every sane person says it wtf jammie

>> No.22150246

>>22149815
ゆきぐに

>> No.22150248

>>22150177
implying you've ever gave any advice except "just feel the nihongo bro" no matter how specific the question is

>> No.22150253

>>22150248
?

>> No.22150256

just fucking feel it out bros

>> No.22150257

it rhymes with wanky actually

>> No.22150282

>>22150253
you can't pretend you're out here helping people with questions left and right except in the most vague sense of "helping"

>> No.22150294

VNs are low effort since everything is read for you. and that makes it easier to trick yourself into thinking you're understanding when you aren't. LNs are the real test of comprehension.

>> No.22150297

>>22150282
never said i was dude but i still give blunt and direct answers to things sometimes

>> No.22150298

>>22150041
open this in paint and draw a red line next to every specific part you cant comprehend even after looking up the words. then repost

>> No.22150319

>>22150294
by that logic so is any video game made before the 32 bit era lol

>> No.22150322
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22150322

> reading ノルウェイの森
> tfw when the main character is younger than me, and I will never experience college love since I was a commuter engineering major who spent all free time studying japanese
how do I cope with this?

>> No.22150326

>>22150322
go back to college dude

>> No.22150347

collage love is fucking lame. nothing beats the exciting but innocent kisses with 12yo girls

>> No.22150348

the sharex ocr function is pretty cool if you want to quickly copy an entire sentence or more of text from a manga/image. kanjitomo is still faster for highlighting individual words.

>> No.22150354

>>22150322
>commuter engineering
is that like urban planning, but with more calculus classes?

>> No.22150361

>>22150354
no i was a commuter student who studied ece.

>> No.22150366

man after highschool i don't want to go near any girl that's not going to be my future wife
females are cute but they sure do hurt my head

>> No.22150369

>>22150366
>after high school
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>> No.22150375

>>22150369
shhh stop i play touhou so it cancels out

>> No.22150380

>i play touhou
yeah no wonder the girls hurt your head

>> No.22150384

>>22150375
u should leave this website before you perma-fuck your entire being

>> No.22150388

>>22150319
there are tons of modern games without voice acting. none of the dragon quest games have it

>> No.22150389
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>>22150347
>kisses with 12yo girls
like this?

>> No.22150402

>>22150389
yeah, except i'm an attractive 20 something yo.

>> No.22150404

>>22150402
>attractive
lol

>> No.22150408

>>22150402
post chin or it's bullshit

>> No.22150430

greed island is so shit

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>>22150408

>> No.22150444

is this guy for real

>> No.22150446

>>22150435
those lips give off the 気配 that you'd use 僕 instead of 俺

>> No.22150458
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>>22150435
thats a real purdy mouth u got there

>> No.22150476

>>22150435
hayai guy spotted

>> No.22150503

>>22150435
here is a (you) from me to you since you have exposed you to me

>> No.22150514

>>22150446
I take that as a compliment since all the ikemen characters say boku

>>22150476
>>22150503
my name is david, i am not qm

>> No.22150516

>>22150435
eh id face fuck you

>> No.22150533

>>22150514
don't you mean davud

>> No.22150556

>>22150514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk#t=26

>> No.22150557

>>22150435
gay?

>> No.22150568

>>22150557
I am open to the idea if the guy is cute.

>> No.22150572

>>22150568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcKG4EJ6rsQ#t=26

>> No.22150574

>>22145513
>repping reviews
>肝心要
>read it as きもこころよう
what the fuck is wrong with me

the good interval was going to be 2.6 months too

>> No.22150592

looks like you fucked up at the 肝心なところ

>> No.22150611

>>22150574
>mining this

>> No.22150616

>>22150611
he obviously needs to since he got it wrong

>> No.22150623

>>22150366
That's the spirit! Reject femoids except for 子作り. Just don't wait too long to get married because women really rot away as they age.

>> No.22150633

>>22150611
>not being born japanese and knowing every japanese word from growing up there

>> No.22150635
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based

>> No.22150639

>>22150633
>not being a cute white guy who lives in japan
when will you guys learn

>> No.22150643

>>22150633
u can infer what it means from 肝心 and 要 doe

>> No.22150646

>>22150643
ok but unless u see that all the time if u try to recall something that means the same thing ull just say some weird ass gaijin shit like 肝心の要

>> No.22150654

>>22150646
>say
oh, well i dont care about that

>> No.22150658

>>22150654
>u dont narrate to urself
r u even trying to learn

>> No.22150664

>>22150658
did you forget the first post in this chain outed you as a retard lol what are you getting at here

>> No.22150667

There might be truth to what George is saying. When I was a kid I enjoyed reading encyclopedias and fiction but the thought of doing that today bores me. But there have been a couple times where my internet has been out for a few days and eventually I start reading that kind of stuff and enjoying it again. Like he said, it's about forcing myself into a state where I'm bored enough that basic stimulation is entertaining. At that point I don't need to lazily browse the internet to have fun.

>> No.22150671

>>22150664
who cares about being a retard or not we're talking about trying to learn now

even a retard tries to learn are u saying ur below retard level? a sub retard? thats fuckin sad

>> No.22150680

>>22150671
im saying whatever it is you say has 0 value considering the brain power you're working with

>> No.22150681

>>22150667
if you don't prefer reading to watching shit, or even worse, video games, your iq is double digit.

>> No.22150684

>>22150667
yep its all about resensitizing those dopamine recepters. internet browsing has fucked ours all up

>> No.22150685

>>22150681
It's a combination of low IQ and overstimulation. Overstimulation is partially caused by low IQ.

>> No.22150691

I'm a Japanese teacher who -- starting today -- will be teaching Japanese though Dragon Quest 11 (live streaming on Twitch, I write on the screen, breaking down vocab and grammar as it is encountered in-game.)

For some key vocab to start with, here is a video of me breaking down the game menus in DQ11 (and other games like Seiken Densetsu, FF7, and FF10, if you are interested):

When I first played Japanese games years ago, I could understand almost nothing. Many games I quit because it was simply too frustrating. Now that I’m a Japanese teacher, my goal is to create a fun way to learn Japanese in context, and to help blaze a trail for others as they try to play games like DQ11 in Japanese (after all there is a free TEN HOUR demo of DQ11 for people to try out. Also, it has optional FURIGANA.)

I have been doing this for almost two years now with other games, so quite a good community has been built up to answer any questions you might have about Japanese, the game, or both! You can join us live at the link below on Thursday and Friday this week at 5pm Central time (7am Japan time):

>> No.22150728

>>22150691
thanks

>> No.22150767

>>22150685
shutup retard

>> No.22150771

>>22150767
Can't do that I'm afraid. Overstimulation makes me more interested in responding to you than not.

>> No.22150780

overstimulation is why わたしはfuckinゲイ

>> No.22150800

>>22150681
kys

>> No.22150817

>>22150681
reading is for low iq autismos who cant handle a full sensory experience lmfao

>> No.22150843
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>> No.22150864

nothing better than reading honestly

>> No.22150879

if its really good it can be quite enjoyable

>> No.22150885

i enjoyed harry potter books as a kid am i fucked

>> No.22150888

>>22150885
absolutely

>> No.22150893

>>22150885
ur fucked but it has nothing to do with that

>> No.22150919

>>22150389
i was 12yo myself obviously
>>22150402
not me btw

>> No.22150934

Recently found a playlist of some Japanese chick playing Pokemon Emerald. I'm only 12 vids in (out of 63), but they've been at least 20 minutes up til now and she talks the entire time, so it's pretty good input if anyone's interested. She stopped uploading in early 2015, but she's still got other playthroughs of FF7, Kingdom Hearts, and potentially other series that might interest you guys.

https://www.youtube.com/user/strobo210/playlists

>> No.22150940

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aFhedFIvwk&t=17s

>> No.22150953

>>22150934
what if shes fuckin dead dude her channel looks like she had no intention of stopping but alas >_<

>> No.22150959

>>22150934
i mean this was her last tweet

私生活との兼ね合いにより、しばらくは
不定期更新(ほぼ休止に近いと思われます)とさせていただきます…
申し訳ありません(;;)

this is some grim shit im literally shaking

>> No.22150968

>>22150959
wtf if i only could have protected this girl earlier

>> No.22150972

>>22150953
It was a conscious choice, apparently it was interfering with the rest of her life. She did say that she's taking an indefinite break though (though it's been over 4 years since then, and she still hasn't come back, so who knows if she'll ever revive her channel)

http://stromborne.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-482.html

>> No.22150978

>>22150893
hey jamal, maybe you could be more positive about the learning potential of others here on djt? ;)

>> No.22150986

>>22150978
i wasnt referring to his learning potential but thx 4 the feedback

>> No.22150993

>>22150986
i'm trying to be serious here, jamal.

>> No.22150995

are there any 外人 who used to browse djt that are vetted ペラペラ?

>> No.22150996

please, only positive posting from now on guys

>> No.22150997 [DELETED] 

>>22150993
u can try to suck my dick faget

>> No.22151004

what if djt became extremely positive and we actually got fluent? should we not give it a shot vretheren?

>> No.22151008

i will be fluent in 1 year

>> No.22151012

>>22151004
actually this is the sort of thing i tried to advocate for back in the day good point

>> No.22151013

>>22150995
quizmaster. speaking of which maybe it's time i join his discord.

>> No.22151016

>>22151013
>using discord
I feel sorry for you.

>> No.22151022

>>22151016
the only time i've bothered with discord is to pirate stuff. idk what a "discord community/chat" would be like.

>> No.22151025

>>22151004
good idea bro
lets turn that if into a when
and that when being right now

>> No.22151026

>>22151012
well then もう一度しない?

>>22151013
who was he vetted by?

>> No.22151027

>>22151013
the quiz master has things we can learn from!

i will continue with sentence cards but i respect the living hell out of brother quiz!!!

>> No.22151031

>>22150972
i just went thru her twitter its so sad she was a girl who liked to play video games and socialize with her friends and then she just disappeared to prolly become a ol or something or killed her fuckign self or became a ol and killed her fuckign self the bad end scenarios wont stop rushnig thru my head (;;)

>> No.22151036

>>22151022
djt group on matrix is superior because people there are more intelligent. discord on the other hand is populated by zoomers and all its users are being spied on.

>> No.22151038

>>22151026
himself. he's just that good.

>> No.22151041

>>22151031
It's pretty mysterious at the very least. I hope she's okay, whatever took place.

>> No.22151043

imagine typing on discord and willingly let ur soul be sucked into a machine for their profit

>> No.22151045

>>22151027
as long as you are read and watching a lot you will make it, good luck to you and to all who reads this post

>> No.22151047

who has erectile dysfunction here

>> No.22151049

>>22151047
post somethin eroi and ill let u know

>> No.22151053

>>22151045
reading*
i'm a little sleepy bros, i'm going to call it a day
good night djt

>> No.22151054

besides jamal?

>> No.22151057

>>22151045
what do you like to read and watch anon? :)

>> No.22151058

みんな、頑張ろうね!

>> No.22151060

>>22151057
rape

>> No.22151065

>>22151060
so once you get fluent you'll be able to talk about rape ペラペラに....

nice!

>> No.22151068

>>22151060
you're adorable

>> No.22151070

>>22151057
i like to read dark novels, usually horror or things about rape and incest etc. I like to watch mostly super edgy stuff like mahou shoujo site etc and comedy.

>> No.22151071

>>22151070
sick i should check that out

>> No.22151073

>>22150995
who cares

>> No.22151074

>>22151071
>>22151070
i recommend kino no tabi!

>> No.22151075

>>22151057
i am at the stage of watching things i've already watched before or the adaptation of
right now i am watching レライフ
for manga there's イサック
and for vns i am reading 東京バベル

>> No.22151080

we should play a game where we give moe a bunch of (you)s every time he post so he get distracted and never learn japanese!!!!

>> No.22151084

>>22151073
me

>> No.22151093
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>> No.22151096

just read ゴス by 乙一 and loved it, any similar reqs?

>> No.22151099

>>22151070
what do you think about 撲殺天使ドクロちゃん?

>> No.22151107

>>22151099
have not seen it, i have not seen much anime, only about 1000 hours of raws now. how is it?

>> No.22151160

>>22151107
the op summarizes it quite well, so judge it yourself
https://youtu.be/dgN4sR6vJfQ

>> No.22151176

dokuro chan ftw

>> No.22151202

is 魔法使いの夜 hard to read, or at least harder than nasu's other works?

>> No.22151207

>>22151202
no idea

>> No.22151308

wtf is wrong with me

>> No.22151324

Good Morning.

>> No.22151332

moetard might believe that acchi kocchi is boring shit, but its ed is cute af.
https://youtu.be/uIYHwmVd3jQ

>> No.22151334

how can i possibly learn japanese if awesome english content like slatestarcodex exists. there is no japanese equivalent.

>> No.22151343

>>22151334
>slatestarcodex
that website ain't anythin but druggie shit.
u'd be better off reading moege than stuff about drug abuse.

>> No.22151346

>>22151343
wym it's about all kinds of topics druggies are gay.

>> No.22151358

なぜきょうかいでけっこんしきはするのに

おてらでけっこんしきはしないんですか

>> No.22151392

>>22151358
お寺は葬式で使ってる.

>> No.22151397

>>22151392
きょうかいでそうしきするじゃん

>> No.22151398

>>22151358
きょうかいのなかであなたのぱんつをやぶって
まんこのなかにちんこをいれたいのですが
いいんでしょうか
せきにんをとりますから

>> No.22151411

i occasionally get zaps/shocks that prevent me from falling asleep

>> No.22151432

>>22151411
sounds like sleep apnea

>> No.22151433

>>22151432
?
No, You don't know anything

>> No.22151438

>>22151433
? know slightly more than u at least

>> No.22151444

Haha No not the case little buddy

>> No.22151452

ur name has anus in it dont @ me

>> No.22151457

If you can understand this, then you've officially made it. Congrats.

https://streamable.com/nofw6

>> No.22151468

>>22151457
わたし is ゲイ

>> No.22151469

>>22151457
Post one for real and it will be easy for me

>> No.22151470

>>22151469
https://streamable.com/lnwie

>> No.22151479

>>22151470
Gibberish

>> No.22151488

Who is Quizmaster?

>> No.22151499

You can actually make money by answering trivia questions I wonder if he knows that

>> No.22151502

Ok so the fat Americans went to bed or what? If you are an actually Otaku you stay up late anyway. Need to be Otaku for Japanese

>> No.22151511

stfu retard

>> No.22151515

>>22151511
Lololol only if you knew the real story

>> No.22151517

anus guy poppin off

>> No.22151526

>>22145513

I would say YouTube is the #1 resource for learning Japanese, followed by talking with natives, followed by Japanese TV (reality shows like Terrace House are better than Drama but drama is ok.) Followed by anime, followed by podcasts

>> No.22151530

And for YouTube I mean watching the Japanese YouTubers

>> No.22151533

>>22151511
And it's funny they do call you "Moetard"

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>> No.22151551

>>22149759
>>22149766
>>22149773
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

>> No.22151555

god this tranny bitch is so annoying

>> No.22151557

>>22151547
None of this makes sense, there are better things for YouTube

>> No.22151558

>>22151547
rip that vid it was that yt comment that did it no doubt about it

>> No.22151565

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvKBps5wYYA

>> No.22151571

>>22151565
Wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCICVaE4PGI

>> No.22151609
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22151609

Oh yessssssss she is my favorite, oh definitely

>> No.22151612

>>22151571
Please listen to the way she says みんなだいすき

Wow

>> No.22151721

heh gonna cheat anki a bit today and do 5 more words than usual :)

>> No.22151766

im not feeling so good right now

but it will pass

always does

>> No.22151799

https://www.twitch.tv/japaneseammo_misa

ms. grease is streaming! :)

>> No.22151804

>>22151721
I'm gonna skip anki for today

>> No.22151805

>>22151547
wtf i'm so confused

>> No.22151815

>>22151075
relife is so good

>> No.22151974

ご気分はいかがでしょうか、諸君ら?絶賛オナニーを満喫してござるかどうかをぜひとも聞かせていただきたいので。

>> No.22151998

ワイは今すっごく業を煮やしている中。たでか構わないが、私の溜飲を下げてくださらないかしら。

>> No.22152079

>>22150322
hey i've read that book! how far are you and what do you think so far?

>> No.22152133

What should you do when you feel like you are stuck or stagnating in learning? I'm continously reading, but it never feels like its easy to do or see no progress.

>> No.22152139

>>22152133
give up thats what we did

>> No.22152151

>>22152133
what are you reading?

>> No.22152163

>>22152133
make sure youre reading something enjoyable and stop thinking about progress cuz it isnt doing anything but bringing your mood down
its a long road and there are a lot of long stretches that feel like little or no progress but eventually youll notice the cumulative difference from a few months before

>> No.22152220

dont let your limits define you

>> No.22152239
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22152239

おにいちゃん

にほんのごはん

どれがすき?

>> No.22152240

>>22152133
probably means that you're at a more advanced level now.
at the start you'll notice progress like crazy, but the further you get, the less you'll notice it.

>> No.22152241

>>22152239
親子丼大好き!

>> No.22152345

>>22152241
Same, but different imi.

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22152446

>>22152241
あたしは

オムライスがすきです

>> No.22152578

Am I missing something, I've read through tae-kim's essential grammar and beginning sections and I'm still confused by the te-form. Looking back over the section it doesn't seem to actually talk at all about just the normal te-form I see everywhere in things like:

>今日は晴れて、富士山が見える。

but all tae kim has are examples like:
>食堂に行って、昼ご飯を食べて、昼寝をする。
>彼女は、学生じゃなくて、先生だ

Is there another guide that covers it better?

>> No.22152676

Some easy reading for beginners.
https://www.pixiv.net/user/5773248/series/52645

>> No.22152696

>>22151799
i will not watch her stream unless she's speaking japanese while playing japanese games

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22152740

I'm so glad that できない left

>> No.22152741

>>22152578
But the example you posted matches tae kim's examples grammatically

>> No.22152792

>>22152740
lmao

>> No.22152853

does anyone have PDFs of はじめての日本語能力試験 N5単語1000

>> No.22152859

>>22152578
It's fundamentally the same use of て as a way of connecting two separate (but related) clauses in all those examples.

In the first, it's equivalent to something like "and because of that", in the second it's pretty much just plain "and", then in the third it's more like just a comma.

>>今日は晴れて、富士山が見える。
>Today the weather was clear _and because of that_ Mt. Fuji was visible.
This is て being used in a sort of cause and effect sense.

>>食堂に行って、昼ご飯を食べて、昼寝をする。
>Go to the cafeteria_,_ eat dinner _and_ have a midday nap.
This is て being used to connect a series of actions.

>>彼女は、学生じゃなくて、先生だ
>She isn't a student_,_ she's a teacher.
Here て is simply connecting two statements and doesn't really translate to anything more than a comma in English. You could rewrite this as:
>彼女は学生じゃないです。彼女は先生だ。
>She isn't a student. She's a teacher.

You can't use this grammar to say something like the following though:
>>今日は晴れて、パソコンが壊れた。
^ Your computer breaking has absolutely nothing to do with the weather (unless you left it outside in the rain or something), so this use of て to connect the two phrases is ungrammatical.

>> No.22152862

>>22151815
i remember reading the manga in english a few years ago
i am really liking the anime so far but i will also say to everyone to stay away from the ova it's way to short to cover the reminder of the story just pick up the manga after the anime or better yet just pick up the manga from the start

>> No.22152865

>>22152853
no, because who the fuck wants to earn some kind of retard badge?

>> No.22152871

does anyone know how (Amazon) Kindle Unlimited work? I'm interested in some titles from their library but buying them separately would be a big money waste

>> No.22152873

>>22152859
Cool nice explanation what had me confused was it just being used to express a series of actions and not covering it just being used to join two related simple statements. That helps somewhat at least.

>> No.22152886

>>22152859


はどんなぶんでも

だいたいくっつく

>> No.22152887

>>22152853
Literally read or watch anime for a month and you will easily pick up every bit of N5 vocab (and more).

>> No.22152889

@yanis
自殺してください。

>> No.22152903

Do you agree that sentence cards are okay for non-logograph languages?

>> No.22152910

>>22152903
of course
sentence cards aren't used because of kanji

>> No.22152917

>>22152873
>just being used to join two related simple statements
At the end of the day, that's all て does.

Depending on the context, how exactly the two clauses relate to each other will differ so as to produce the different nuances that I covered in my post, but in all cases it's fundamentally just connecting one clause to another.

>> No.22152926

>>22151398
turbo cringe

>> No.22152933

wtf does n5 even require? knowing は&が and 10 kanji?

>> No.22152934

would sentence cards become good if my native language's writing system used chinese characters

>> No.22152962

>>22152934
your mind processes words, not isolated characters while reading in a language you already kind of know, so it'd be no less effective than with an alphabetic or syllabic script.

>> No.22152991

has anybody noticed that, whenever koreans speak japanese, they pronounce 全部 as ジェンブ and 絶対 as ジェッタイ?

>> No.22153004

サイコパス3

1じかんわくだって

みるのたいへんだ

>> No.22153144

why does japan commonly use military time
please don't tell me it's because of the occupation

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>>22153144
Most of the world does, American-kun.

>> No.22153197

>>22153144
>military time
that's just normal non-idiot time

>> No.22153241

muh military

>> No.22153252

>>22153153
the indian subcontinent has more people than either europe or the americas

>> No.22153272

>>22153252
damn that was more of an insult than just calling me american

>> No.22153359

tfw no cute gf who makes breakfast for you while only wearing a long t-shirt and cute pantsu

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