/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Still doing it anyways
Fuck off

>>22133464
Who cares? Jannies can suck it, natives can suck it, anyone who legitimately cares has too much time on their hands so their opinion doesnt matter.

>>22133492
>has too much time on their hands
Well this is a neet heavy board

>>22133496
They can get a job at their local anuboss's place, or danuki's!

>>22133492
>Jannies can suck it
Mods have said this is completely fine so long as we're waiting until like, page 9 or 10.

>>22133510
and yet people are still mad.

>>22133356
Eros Hellhounds don't understand why everyone seems so afraid of them.
They're just trying to help make happy couples!

Draw!

>>22133582
Her tits look a little weird

>>22133555
Trips gets a roll. The roll sayz Eros: Dark Mage. Here ya go, weeb pal.

>The town streets are awash with the sound of moans and embarrassing declarations of love. You keep to cover as you move closer to the marketplace. The townspeople are going at it like mamono, which is fitting, when all is said and done. Ready to get your food and get back home as quickly as humanly possible, you near the market. Coincidentally, you near the epicenter of lust filled moans, too many fluids, and furious making out. And of course the insane ranting about the power of love.

>You risk looking over the stained cover to see a voluptuous woman. She's wearing a garish pink robe and pointed hat. Somehow, the garments manage to be less painfully vivid than the blazing pink of her eyes and aura. "You no longer have to fear loneliness, for the Goddess has sent me to bless you!! All shall feel love in her honor!!!", she yells. The exclamation marks are audible in her voice.

>A man picks this moment to dodge and weave through the couples making love in damn near every space available. You hold in your sigh of pity for the poor idiot. The pink blast she levels at him is as large as a horse. By the time the freakishly large blast dissipates, the man is left seemingly unchanged, but for the bright pink light spilling forth from his eyes.

>You wince as he collapses forward on his knees and rips his shirt open. "Maria! I've loved you ever since we were children!! Ever since the schoolmistress punished me for pulling on your pigtails!!!", roars the man, with no indoor voice whatsoever.

>"Claude? Is that you? I haven't seen you in --", asks a feminine voice. It's from a woman leaning out of doorway. Whatever she was about to say is cut off by a blast of pink as large as a carriage. You literally have to bite your tongue to keep from calling them idiots. Fucking amateurs. Well at least the Eros Dark Mage isn't frothing at the mouth this year.

>"TRUE LOVE!!!!!", roars the Dark Mage, flecks of pink foam gathering at her mouth. Froth, five exclamation points. Nope, you are fucking out. Luckily, the Eros Dark Mage is distracted by the sight of the two furiously humping on a pile of cabbage. Several of the vegetables burst from the lustful movements. All of them are covered with sexual fluids. What a fucking waste. You sneak home, eye twitching all the while. Valentine's Day was a mistake.

Ultra busty Salamander and Damphir dueling to see who is the better bodyguard!

>>22133803
This is why extremists and Eros shouldn't mix.

>>22133842
Probably, think of the poor cabbage. But you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube and such. It's a fun idea though. After all, isn't love worth a little property damage?

>>22133870
Oh, absolutely.
I just prefer to keep it a little more, let's say, "implied" when in public.

>>22133916
>implied
Ah. I get the snowdrift. She's not the property damage sort, is she? That's cool. I'm curious as to how you think she'd act were she blessed to spread love, a la the powah of Eros. If any notions come to mind,that is. I'm drawing a blank, personally.

>>22133488
Marry the eel.

How do you calm an upset mofu?

>>22134142
Give her the B.

>>22134150
That sounds perverse. Is it brush or bath?

>>22134210
The former. Works well in conjunction with the other, though.

>>22134210
bepis.

>>22133492
What's she saying?

>>22134150
The Burger?

>>22134224
I see. You perverted patrician, you. It would have to be a very sturdy B to handle multiple tails. Wouldn't that be true if it was the full 9 foxy, or perhaps 2 canine ones, I'm guessing ;)?
>>22134241
No. Conke is life, conke is love.

>>22134142
I don’t trust girls who’s sleeves cover their hands.

>>22134277
What about girls whose hair covers their eyes?

>>22134142
With the snug.

>>22134311
And of course I drop the attachment.

>>22134256
Papa Wendi's 5 Alarm Habanero Cheeseburger, guaranteed to warm you up on a cold day

>>22134311
>>22134314
Not necessarily bad, but do be wary at first

>>22134314
Imagine exploring a cave as a low level adventurer. After passing through a particularly large cavern you notice halfway through that the ceiling is covered with hundreds of Werebats.

One drops down and lands very close to your face, wiggling her ears as if listening for something.

As more and more drop down, one starting to nuzzle against you trying to figure out what you are, do you stay quiet and endure the handful of Werebats brushing against you and nibbling you softly? Or do you try to run and make a break for an exit?

>>22134321
Running would be suicidal (not literally, but you know what I mean). I wouldn't even want to pitch a rock for a distraction; that would just put them on alert and your subsequent movements would easily be noticed.
The best bet involves keeping a low profile and enduring the hangers-on. A handful of sleepy, curious bats is way better than a panicked horde.

>>22134334
screw that gonna walk into a cave full of em and start lighting of roman candles and shit

>>22134321
Whisper hello before reaching up and headpatting them.

>>22134344
So what are the benefits of succumilk?

>>22134344
Gonna snug that lim

>>22134341
>Anon was later found in Pandemonium

A little bit ago I commissioned an image set with the theme of my wife hypnotizing me, kinda based on the last paragraph of the profile description.
Pretty happy with how the set turned out.
http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/1176285545661706241

>>22134395
Nice. Really nice.

>tfw your goth Banshee gf just turns out to be emo instead

>>22134395
Neat. I thought that part didn't get enough representation.

The dream.

>>22134344
>I’ll never drink a White Russian made from my Kikimoras breastmilk
Well there goes my happiness for the week.

>>22134417
Gotta drop her. Shits not acceptable.

>>22134395
Great set.
>>22134419
Ditto, I wonder why it doesn't get more focus.

>>22134344
Look at that thick tail, even if that's an Alps it's not getting out unpregnant

Chapter 28

https://pastebin.com/vcWd5E0j

>Last post was 3 weeks ago
Oh me, oh my. I really have to pick up the pace

>>22134453
Huh...that IS an alp. Horns and tail check out.

>>22134395
Good to see her using her powers in some art.

>>22134453
>getting out unpregnant
You shouldn't make me laugh this late in the night

>>22133462
And my eyes are down here!

>>22134344

>>22134455
It's getting colder, put on a sweater.

Got a new wife picture! Got her in a wedding dress! How did the wedding with your wife?

>>22134455
Still at it Pslime? I'll have to check it out from the top sometime. Gotta crash. Guess I'll miss you and Hatter turning the thread into pixelated perversity. Laters.

>>22134516
What’s the difference?

good thing hellhounds aren't real, think of all the time and money society would have to place into hip surgery, nothing would get done!

>>22134521
What a cutie. My waifu and I just went downtown to the justice of the peace and did it there. We had lunch at my brothers, and went to California for two weeks as a honeymoon.

>>22134521
Thought it was a nun dress at first

>>22134521
What a smug lich.

>>22134526
Hips reinforced with titanium sound pretty dope though. Maybe way more focus would go into creating super durable cyborgs.

>>22134521
I don't really like crowds and she doesn't recognize any higher power before which we could be wed so we just kind of banged, okay?

>>22134525
Not him but her arm is now at her side.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't be surprised when Cyclops-san lifts some heavy weights at the gym
It takes a lotta meat to lift that hammer

>>22134558
Why do you always say good night when I'm having my morning coffee?

You wouldn't marry a oni? Any kids you have would be taller than you by the time they're in their teens!

>>22134521
Cute corpse bride. We would have gotten a wedding and a reception. If a priest won't do it, get a judge to say the vows instead.

>>22134569
No more manlets!

>>22134569
I'd marry one

>>22134551
Maybe I could go halfsies on a subscription to Highlights with a Wurm. Why isn’t there a puzzle magazine like that for adults?

>>22134564
He’s asking if you had a good night.

>>22134530
This is a nun!

>>22134581
Yes, I dreamed dreams of girls and pizza.

>>22134564
Because we don't live in shit countries round here.

Ringing steel at the range with tactical Hellhound!

Whaddya playin' today boss?

>>22134591
Forgetting the image like the dumbass I am!

>>22134591
I want a Minotaur that has a preference for Taurus

>>22134578
Wouldn't be too fun for us.
Lizards are often tetrachromats if not more. You'd be effectively colorblind in comparison so you wouldn't be able to solve the puzzles but Wurm could.

>>22134597
SimCity 2000 judging by the UI and the stickers on that tower.

>>22134613
I could live with that.

>>22134584
Did the girls get a slice? How about you?

>>22134618
There was no shortage, and my offerings pleased her. Don't remember what kind of pizza it was though, all I remember is the box was green, the slices were already cut and there was lots of salami.
Nice dream for a change.

>>22133462
Wether we like it or not. Yaoi may actually be popular and or at least liked by Monstergirls.

Especially the very fact of attractive and cute and hot anime looking Bois loving and kissing each other with the gays. Fujoshis may still have a presence amongst Monstergirls.

>>22134641
>yaoi
Gay as fuck.

>>22134558
I'm more concerned about her peeking at me while I try lifting weights way smaller than hers.

>>22134344
I'm torn between whether a lilim would totally be down to roleplay as other monster girls because it's kinky or she would be so proud she wouldn't dream of it. Either way, it's cute and sexy. I love lims

>>22134648
>Off topic image! REEEEE!

>>22134524
>pslime
What? Magus anon ain't me. Hes a cool dude, but I dont think he even likes pslimes.

>/jp/ Monstergirl threads vs /tg/ Monstergirl or /mgw/ threads

>>22134648
Toast?

>>22134663
You are legit dumb

>>22134674
Not that dumb but still dumb

this is peak sabbath technology

>>22134674
Aburaage aka fried tofu aka kitsune bait supreme.

>>22134672
She can take my seed any time.

>>22134671
Also First commission almost done! Here is what have been done so far!

Hellhounds.

Preening must be a weird urge that bird girls have

Insect girls >>>>>>>>>>>> every other type

>>22134749
You clean under your fingernails right? It’s like that.

>>22134732
I'd listen to her sermon.

>>22134753
In shear numbers maybe.

>>22134749

>>22134679
What would monster girls put on the end of a fishing hook to reverse the roles and try to catch a human?

>>22134761
>shear numbers

>>22134770
Themselves. At least that's all it would take to get me

>>22134775
Eww

>>22134783
I think you mean ewe

>>22134781
But then who’s holding the rod? I realize they’re going to be holding your rod in a few minutes.

>>22134775
whoa, she looks like she can beat you up with those fists.

>>22134770
If there was a familiar on a bed underneath a oversized box trap propped up by a stick I'd go for it.

>>22134808
As opposed to what? Her knees?

>>22134796
Their best friend, naturally! They'll switch places next week, so the BFF can get herself a man, too.

>>22134607
>Taurus
I'd get a divorce

>>22134823
>knee strike

>>22134853
>t.H&K sales rep

>>22134823
no, her titties.

>>22134823
The thighs could choke you out too i guess

>>22134760
You wont have any other choice! Her slime will make sure of that!

>>22134861
Look, if unsafe, poorly designed guns are what you like, then you do you.

Caress the fluff, brush the fluff, love the fluff

>>22134613
Plays mid 00s computer games with fairies sounds like a fun time. But I bet most monstergirls would be total Sims fanatics.

>>22134881
Bad Bug!

>>22134886
what a dangerously kissable maid

>>22134455
Sweet dude. Take your time if you need to everybody is always busy in September anyways

>The harpy looked at the barracks, bright with torches and loud with the hollering of men
>She walked up to the entrance, guarded by two grumbling guards
>They gave her a quick look, but thanks to her spell that let her mimic the appearance of a human woman, they let her pass
>Inside was even louder, near deafening as men talked, argued, and sometimes fought
>She saw the large man sitting on a throne, smoking a pipe and surrounded by white powder
>She walked up to him, and upon noticing her he raised an eyebrow
>"Hey, what's this bitch doing here? Don't tell me you assholes hired some damned prostitute. The higher ups said the Chief made that illegal, you know."
>The harpy waved away the smoke surrounding her before speaking
>"Hello, sir. I am a diplomat sent by the Demon Lord, and I wish to sp-"
>"A diplomat? Sent by the Demon Lord? Hahahaha! Did everyone hear that?"
>The room became quiet
>"This bitch said she was sent by the Demon Lord as a diplomat!"
>The room broke into loud laughter
>"I've never heard something so stupid! Just how much of a moron do you think I am, kid?"
>"I'm serious! I was sent here to help broker peace!"
>Another wave of laughter
>The harpy deactivated the spell that hid her wings, and the room quickly became silent
>"The Demon Lord is tired of this war. She is tired of the death and pain, and wishes for the fighting to end. She believes that, instead of being enemies, we could learn to love one another."
>The leader seemed to think for a moment, taking a large puff of his pipe
>"Yeah, how about no?"
>"But sir, do you not want peace?"
>"Let me tell you something, girl. I once was married, you see. Loved her with all my heart. You want to know what happened to her?"
>"What?"
>"She was eaten by a manticore. Cut right through her chest with a single swipe. Had to leave her behind, or else I'd probably be food too."

>>22134543
>doesn't recognize any higher power
I hope you realize if she doesn't believe in Gosh that she is going to H-E-double hockey sticks, right?

>>22134931
>"I'm so sorry. But now we're bet-"
>"So I joined the Order to avenge her. Saw many monsters tear men to shreds. Almost was me a few times. Once got chased by a sandworm, and some asshole thought to kick me in the hopes of slowing it down. Asshole was my superior."
>His hand reached to his sword, his hand squeezing the hilt
>"I managed to survive that day by getting lucky. I realized something. We're probably going to die tomorrow anyway, killed by these monsters. So I should live for today, and hope that maybe the afterlife will be kinder. I put my faith in the Chief God, and I fully expect to die for her. So I killed him. Now I am the superior, ha!"
>"But we're different now! We've learned how to love. The Demon Lord has fallen in love with the hero sent to kill her, and now she wants us to show you her love for humanity. She remade us so we can be your lovers, instead of your killers."
>The man raises an eyebrow at her
>"Oh? Hey, who here would be interested in fucking a harpy."
>Another man raised his hand
>"Sounds like it would be fun."
>In a moment, the leader's sword left its sheath, and cut down the front of the other man's pants
>As the man screamed, the leader wrapped the meat with the fabric and held it out to the harpy
>"There, you can have it. Make more of your damned children, and send them to me so I can mount each of their heads on my wall."
>The diplomat shook in fear as she looked at the sack and the man crying on the ground
>"W-why?"
>"The man was weak. Probably was going to just end up monster food anyway, so I figured it wouldn't be too dangerous if had children from him. Don't expect me to give you anymore though, I'd rather throw him into the fire pit myself than let you eat him."
>"I just wanted someone to love."
>"Once I wanted peace and love too. Then you took that away, for me and many other men. I'd gladly feed you my own damned heart if it meant you'd choke on it. I'll send millions of men to the grave before I accept your damned love!"
>He put the meat in her hands, turned her around and kicked her to the ground
>"Now get out before I feed you that dick. It's our turn to make you miserable."

Sometimes, not everyone is Down for Monstergirl loving

>>22134939
it's shit

>>22134947
How so and why?

>>22134641
Would Monstergirls enjoy reading stories about heroes slaying man-killing monsters like Beowulf or would they change those to better suit a mamano audience?

>>22134934
>Liar, Liar! but with a demon lawyer who has to be capital-G Good, not manipulative or decitful in any way, until she learns her lesson
Having to spell around the swear words she really wants to say and having to be totally honest with her crush instead of the standard "trying to seduce him without being vulnerable herself" would be really cute.

>>22134907
>t.honey bee

>>22134893
Oregon Trail > Amazon Trail >>> Yukon Trail

>>22134881
Real warrior bugs unlike those puffy bees

>>22134949
We’re here to love monster girls. If you want to be different and try something darker, do it elsewhere.

>>22134965
Strikes me as a repost anyways.

>>22134931
>>22134939
>edgyboi thinks he is welcome
Nah mate.You can fuck off with that probable /mgw/ reposting garbage.

>>22134976
same feeling from me.

>>22134952
>Giant flat onis

>>22134994
they make me hard

>>22134994
My favorite

>>22134641
That Baphomet is way to lewdly dressed to not be pinned down and lewded even more.

I'm not going to pretend getting jumped by a monstergirl out of nowhere is not hot, but I think it's way more romantic if it starts out as just a friendship and develops into true love.

>>22135040
You gotta wear pants, Lich-chan

>>22135043
Pants are for the living.

>>22135040
Something needs to push the childhood friend to act, otherwise they'll be stuck in the will-they-or-won't-they stage forever.

>>22135046
Or just kick-start things a bit.

>catch the eyes of two gmilf CC fox twins
>each one clings to one of your arms
>their tails surround the three of you, interlocking and trapping you in an inescapable mofu cage with your soon to be wives

>>22135068
I would fuck their old bodies ragged and leave them as cumfilled orgasming messes before falling asleep between them.

>>22134311
>>22134314
I'm not sure what exactly you're implying there.
They're the most trustworthy sort of girls there is.

>>22135076
As one should. Old mofu is objectively better than young mofu.

>>22135046
That's why Childhood Friend Syndrome occurs. The something that comes along to kick their ass in gear is what causes them to lose in the first place.
That's why you need to Childhood Friend a tomboy so they actually have the balls to act rather than sit passively and lose as a result.
>blue oni has been your friend since you were both kids
>her red oni cousin moves in with her family for school related reasons and instantly steals anons heart overnight

>>22135083
Auntie Mofu is good middle-ground. Always happy to help at her shop during summer break!

>>22135101
>be childhood friends with tomboy monster
>one day, you're chatting with another monster when she suddenly tackles you out of nowhere, aggressively making out with you and telling you're hers and hers alone

>>22135109
Sounds like anyone who makes the mistake of having a Manticore/Hellhound/Amazoness childhood friend.
It’s only a matter of time before it happens.

>>22135068
>>22135083
Christmas cakes! my only weakness!

>>22135147
Christmas cakes and shortstacks are my weaknesses, though I'm not sure if they mix well. Shortcakes?

>>22135083
That could explain my raging desire to have tons of impregnation sex with an old fox.

Funny thing I just realized. Cu siths are dogs who became more human so that men would love them. Kobolds are monsters who act like dogs so that men would love them.

>Be dog with loving owner who feeds you and cherishes you
>Gain mamono mana and become bipedal
>Use this gift to help to help him at his job and his daily life
>Learn how to handle money and haggle to help with money issues
>Always looking for ways to improve yourself if it means helping him
>He took care of you, so it's only fair
>Then some new bitch comes along
>Looks like a human with dog ears
>Wriggles her way into your owner's home
>Rolls around, begging for food and belly rubs
>Plays fetch
>Your owner even scratches her behind the ears
>She doesn't even do anything to help with his life
>She's just an attractive freeloader
>Owner was disappointed when you shoo her away with the broom
>You might not be able to get rid of her, but you will show her who the top bitch is

>>22135263
Somehow, you thought that it was a good idea to post this here

Marry Dorfs.

Think of all that prime time mountain real estate.

>>22135263
You don't talk about the furry girls here

Do Kiki delinquents want to get treated like queens?

>>22135331
Delinquent kikis might ride skateboards and say mean things like "you lookin' to get your clock cleaned or something?" but they're good girls deep down.

Baphos wear so little clothes

>>22135341
It makes megamorphed baphos look even better.

I like lilims
Wished we had more corruption stories with them.

>>22135450
Just two Lims, talking about Lim stuff.

>>22135450
Every time I see this thumbnail I momentarily think it's a screenshot of Ace Attorney photo evidendce.

>>22135450
I want to embarrass a lim at her family reunion to see how her sisters tease her.

>>22135450
Viccy has complex warfare stuff while Selene might as well be vince mcmahon.

Somebody needs to make a goose harpy

>>22135469
Especially the fat-bottomed Nerd Lim.

>>22135469
>ywn tell stories about your childhood friend's chuuni phase to her younger sisters

>>22135450
Do you think lims prefer more hands on (yuri) monsterization for more powerful monster transformations?

>>22135450
>Got an idea
Female knight goes on a one woman raid and manages to make it to the demon lord herself, impressed. The DL gives her panacea an she becomes a lilim.

>>22135489
I said hands on to tie the corruption to positive emotion as opposed to "scary demon lady changing me"

>>22135503
I like to think lilith and hubby go around order towns polymorphed as elderly humans and bestow "gifts" all kinds of order people.

>>22135450
We have plenty

>>22135517
You probably would feel a positive emotion seeing as how pleasurable it is. Add on super succ skills at sex it you can't name a more positive emotion.

>>22135521
I swear theres a spirit or something that disguises herself as an old lady and you're meant to give her cigarettes and alcohol and if you don't she destroys your house with lava

>>22135527
Not really
Viccy hasn't corrupted anyone (she did threaten to demon real a dudes hometown and make him watch as she does it)
Mari only has one story corruption to her name and that's tent-raping leah into a dark matter in the 2nd fallen maidens game
Selene gets around with about 4 if i remember right

>>22135545
While on the second mge game. Any word on anyone one translating it?

>>22135521
>lowly squire helps carry an elderly couple's groceries because it's the right thing to do (though giving the old man some stuff to carry so he feels like he's still got it)
>squire's ladyknight boss later invites him in for a personal discussion, explaining she recently became a succubus and hopes they can grow closer together
>respected order knight doesn't bother helping the old peasants not because he is busy or has obligations to attend to, but just because he thinks he's too good for it
>squire and ladyknight suddenly get a private home right beside his, and their noise keeps him up all night through to early morning

>>22135553
I have a feeling the other knight would also be challenged by some mysterious dark knight of either male or female origin. Then proceeding to get thoroughly beat and embarresed by the other knight.

Nothing like joining in together mind body and soul with your eternal mate

>>22135521
They would definitely go on vacation to Order lands from time to time. Maybe to visit the hero's old home town.

>>22135676
Not even death can take mastah away from shog.

>>22133462
>A young almost pre-teen looking twinkish young man talking to an older Order Magic Knight while they are in an opera house: "Have I ever told about the Doujin of Darth Penelope the Loud?"

>>22134395
I like her 7S translation. It gets pretty lewd when describing what sex with a Gazer is like.

>>22134321
Ace_Ventura_Bird_Impression.gif
Blend in by screeching loudly and flapping my arms like a retard.

>"Screech screech faggots. Eating insects and hanging upside down is awesome. Screech screech. I can't see, just like the rest of you fucks. Shitting on the floor is a good idea screech."

The perfect disguise.

>>22135334
Deep inside they're all sad that no has taken them up on their kind offers of clock maintenance. All those night classes in watchmaking wasted, what a shame.

I'm making a story focused on a Baphomet General who's yet to find her onii-chan leading a campaign to conquer a minor kingdom on behalf of a lilim. Should she speak in ye olde speak or just normally? She's not ancient but 500 year oldish.

>>22135878
Ye olde speake soundeth moste amusinge comethinge oute of a wee lass.

I wonder if the sound of demonic language fucks with mortals. Probably pretty spooky before the current demon lord, but now it is mesmerizing and makes your horny.

I want to learn that Lich-oneesan has a pregnancy fetish.

>Small-town MG officers who help kittens down from trees and help old ladies across the street

>>22136010
Foreign languages all sound like gibberish to me.

>>22136013
But how will Sabbath Scouts earn their merit badges if the cops do all their work?

>>22136011
>it's for science

>>22136024
>Its fine Anon, I'm 90% certain that a monster body can carry ten kids at a time.
>What do you mean its excessive?

>>22136013
I wanna be an Andy Griffith-style sheriff in a peaceful country town with a bumbling but good-hearted MG deputy.

>>22136016
That's what you get for never learning one

>>22135878
Whatever you feel most comfortable with I'd say, ye olde English is a lot harder to write.

>>22136013
Good Girls!

>>22136035
You gotta impregnate all of her undead minions too you know

>>22136065
>You can't tell whose more excited.
>The loliwight with a baby bump or Lich-oneesan that's watching said loli.

>>22135878
Olde English is harder to write and harder to read. Just watch your word choice and try to use archaic terms and definitely avoid modern lingo.

>>22134939
>cuts his man's penis off, picks it up and swings around to show how serious he is
>somewhere, someone thought this was a legit thing to write
Like holy shit. And I'm someone who's got a taste of writing from this thread, and still holy shit.

Undead, golems, or automatons, which are the best DIY waifus?

>>22136176
>Undead
>DIY waifus
anon...

>>22136176
>DIY waifu
>undead
Is there something you want to share with the class?

>>22136187
What?
Raise them, make them wights, skeletons, ghouls, ghosts, and the like!

>>22136196
People in the past have gone full edgelord talking about wanting to go around murdering children to make more undead lolis. As long as you understand that women in MGE don't need to be killed or murdered to become undead. Ochimusha weapons, undead mushrooms, Dragon Zombie breath, and just undead mamono mana can create new undead.

>>22136223
No shit, just go grave robbing or look for battlefields.
Honestly, its like kids these days don't know how to necromancer.

How many overladies have carved out new kingdoms for their husbando's?

>liking corpses
No thanks. Give me warm blooded lively girls, not undead abominations.

>>22136271
but anon, zombie-chan likes you

>>22136271
What about objects coming to life?

>>22136271
Thick and big warm blooded monster girls so there’s plenty to cuddle and keep you warm

Are dragons warm or cold blooded?

>>22135878
My tired mind read "Baphomet General" as a thread type.
I'd read a story about shitposting goats.

Cold undead pussies for hot summer days

Imagine if Baphomets screamed and yelled in a weirdly human like manner like real life goat animals do.

>>22136381
Warm White Horn pussies for freezing winter latenights!

Fat demon asses.

>>22136330
That umbrella looks like it'd be really poor at keeping you dry.

>>22136454
Gonna go get demons from the level of gluttony!

>>22136454
Would paound.

>>22136386
I want to polish a bapho's horns

>>22135545
>Mari only has one story corruption to her name and that's tent-raping leah into a dark matter in the 2nd fallen maidens game
I did like that scene

>>22136470
Best thing about demons, hellhounds, and other hellish girls from that plane is they've very good at blowjobs.

Lich gonna have yo "mana"

>>22136535
No, she's gonna have my kids.

>>22136454
Those horns look like perfect handlebars.

I wanna put out that I have a huge pregnancy fetish on a monster girl dating site.
Along with huge tits.

>>22136607
I want to go on a Kiki discussion forum and taunt them with pictures of my filthy room

>>22136634
>Not posting pictures of a mostly clean room so they both know you're doing it yourself but that you still need it even cleaner.

>>22136535
I am her mana recharger after all.

>>22136732
>Post a picture of a fairly clean room with a few things out of place
>Add a comment asking for cleaning tips, mentioning that you tried your best keeping your room clean despite having a really busy schedule
I wonder how many private messages I'd get from crazed Kikis

>>22134689
belly

>>22136763
Thirsty CC kikis

How exactly did incubi become a thing in MGE? Did they always exist, or did they only emerge after the current Demon Lord took over?

>>22136850
Loli foxes are for womb bloating.

>>22136839
>Despite the distinction drawn between them, “heroes” and “incubi” are virtually the same kind of beings. The only difference is whether the limit was removed at the hands of a god or a monster. They're “heroes” because they fight with the chief god's blessing, and they're “incubi” because they're monsters' husbands. They can be differentiated in such fashion by where their allegiances lie, but no matter what method of biological classification is used, it is impossible to draw a clear distinction between the two. "
>Additionally, if they were to take divine mana within their body by acquiring hieromancy, or take mamono mana within their body by obtaining a monster wife, then there would probably no longer be any way of distinguishing them from heroes or incubi.
>In this way, the boundary between “humans”, “heroes”, “incubi”, and “beings who transcended human limitations” themselves is extremely vague. Biologically and magicologically, they're nothing but “strong humans” who just took different paths to get there. It is difficult to accurately classify them, and ultimately, the current classification is done out of convenience to reflect their origins and allegiances.

>>22136839
Honestly, lets theorycraft. Mamono mana has always existed, right? Its just that the current demon lord changed it to make it all about sex.
So if a man got affected by enough before this, then he would morph more drastically than he morphs right now. At least, that's my theory.

In other words, I'm not sure and we're evading the question.

>>22136922
Lich mistress is very cool

Gothic lolita foxes.

>>22136922
Gee Sensei, why do you get three books?

>>22136941
The nature of mana and what incubi are has been explained in pretty good detail. The Original chief god created humanity as beings with almost limitless potential. They could almost reach the level of the gods. The chief god chainged their mind and "chained" humans into a weak state and created human eating monsters as population control. Incubi and heroes are those that have had their "chains removed".
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Topic_-_Heroes_and_Incubi_.7EThe_Unfettered_Ones.7E_.28p71.29

>>22136922
Why does she have her books chained to her?

I feel bad for all those lonely alraunes in the forest

>>22136998
So they can't float away. Constant levitation is a nice convenience of not having to carry it but it's like a helium balloon you run the risk of it flying away

>>22137015
Someone should tell her that’s why most of those spells come with a limitation like “up to 5 feet off the ground.”

>>22136998
>>22137015
Did you forget that one time a rogue dashed past her and stole a bunch of books?

>>22134455
Very nice, thanks anon!
Always nice to see dhampirs.

https://exhentai.org/g/1481519/18db0a95fa/
Lolibaba yukionnas!

>>22137003
What about all the lonely kelps?

>>22136922
>Deathtouch: Any amount of pleasure damage she does will always make the target cum

>Lifelink: Pleasure damage dealt by her will also felt by her

>Whenever this monstergirl enters the battlefield or deals pleasure damage, increase sexual feeling by 1 and decrease it by 1

Based on MTG's Tomebound Lich. The last part is trying to keep in line with the source card rules.

>>22136959
Yes. This.

do we hate bowsette?

>>22136959
>>22137200
Post more goth girls, I need them for research.

>>22137199
>we
There is no we. Some people will complain because she's a western invention, was a meme and the general anti-alp stuff.
Others like her. Personally I don't really mind and just see her as a hot blonde but the reactions will vary.

>>22137199
I Like her and the seperate girls she spawned like Booette, but probably best not to talk about her.

>>22137199
Don't mind it but its probably not thread appropriate.

>>22137199
Kind of obnoxious that she was inescapable for the first few months she was popular, but now that the initial surge is over with, I really don't mind. However, make sure she actually is a Monstergirl, and not just goth peach with big tiddy.

>>22136454
Succubutts drive me nuts

>>22137204

>Raising fallen war mages as your dread knights

>>22137309
Yes, that's the stuff.
>>22137310
I love the dead... often.

>>22134463
Alps don't have a white tail though.

>>22137296
i want to have all the sex and make the purest love to the right succ.

>>22137316
>When the Ochis get mad at your spell slinging, armored warrior wives.

>>22136454
Are to be worshipped

>>22137199
Mostly depends on artist and implementation. There’s good and bad.
Queen Teresa is pretty consistently good though, mmm.

>>22137376
>Queen Teresa
Thats booette right?

Big snek tiddies.

>>22137385
i cant say know to sharp teetch

>>22137385
Correct

>>22137414
Me neither.

>>22133462

>>22137460
>Cheshire cat not so smug

>>22137296

>>22135545
>Viccy hasn't corrupted anyone (she did threaten to demon real a dudes hometown and make him watch as she does it)
Depending on the definition, it's hinted in Derrota's story that, at least in that line of events, she corrupted more than a few people into the dragons she commands, since it was Nostrum that had the people with potential into monsterizing into them while Variland only had dullahans.

I'm also planning in the rewrite to have her actually corrupt someone into a dragon rather than just "sense" that they can be corrupted into those. Or maybe a failed corruption that leads into a lizard rather than a dragon, since she'd not be terribly experienced at that anyway. In any case, I want to turn her into a walking apocalypse Nostrum feared she'd turn into, until Nyarlathotep shows up.

>>22137414
Sharp chompers are great.

>>22137419
Ah much better than booette.

>>22137199
>we
At least try to hide that you are not from here

>>22137486
Ghost blowjob, woo!

>>22137486
Yeah apparently Teresa is the Japanese word for Boo

I dunno what the fuck it means

>>22137480
Viccy vs Selene when?
Joking

>>22137498
When I get paid, or when I'm completely free. I have enough on my plate for the time being. Though at least I got that gangbang lilim commission out of the way.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/76970402

>>22137501
Like getting gangbanged by lims or lims getting ganbanged? If its the second then fuck off mate. Even the shitty OC lims dont deserve that.

>>22137489
>reverse ghost blowjob.
Boo!

>>22137491
Oh that interesting.

>>22137506
>Like getting gangbanged by lims or lims getting ganbanged?
I'll let you figure it out with the clue that I didn't post it here for a reason.

>>22137515
>Giving a bound ghost oral
That's a new one

I just realized you say suck my dick as an insult in mgland.

>>22137547
NO! THAT'S A BAD IDEA!

>>22137518
It involves monsterboys, doesn't it?

>>22137501
>paid
That's a long wait.

>>22137556
Nope.
Just prisoners. He got paid for it.

>>22137552
What are you supposed to say instead? "Munch on a carpet"?

>>22137556
No monsterboys. Human prisoners. The lilim has her way with them, no noncon stuff either.

what's your wife's super move?
mine's Raping Demon

>>22137576
>>22137619
Disgusting. Proof lilimfags are the worst.

>>22137656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfqNH3FoGi0

>>22137778

>>22137783

>>22137789

>>22137797

>>22137838
I'd train with her.

>>22137838
Lilim to stronk, please nerf.

Got a interview tommorrow. Might be able to finally start commissioning more wife pictures!

>>22137838
Eros succ?

>>22137857
>Waifus drive Anon to be employed
Monster girls are too good for us

>>22137838
The Eros army keeps growing

Eros Troll when?

>>22137857
>Finally got a job
>Actually have money for commissions now
>Don't have the energy or drive to commission that much any more.
Existence is pain.
I mean, I just can't think of any position I really want to commission. Do you guys have any ideas or things you want to see?

>>22137894
the alp dressed in asolfos clothes

>>22137838
>muscles
fuck, they realized my weakpoint

>>22137880

>>22137296
they'll never attract a mate with such a pathetic wingspan and tiny spade

>>22137884
I want an eros mershark.

I love ryus.

>>22137660
>No monsterboys
>"Disgusting"

>>22138049
Monster girls in super short skirts is one of the best things I know.

>>22137915
>monsters from slimmer species getting really ripped to get the Anon

>>22138078
I mean, they either strong or soft, no in between for me

>>22137857
I'm still praying for an interview, if I stay like this next month I won't have enough to pay internet and proper food.

Monster girls in funny t-shirts!

>>22138090
Ganbare anon.

>>22138008
>Peaceful warm Sunday morning
>You go fishing to enjoy the last bits of warmth before it's all ice and snow
>After a half an hour of waiting you finally get a bite
>Fish is surprisingly strong and almost pulls you over board
>But you fight back and reeling it in
>Line gets slack as the fish must be giving up
>You start reeling in even faster as you get your phone ready to take a picture
>From how hard it fought it must be a giant
>You pull up an arm, with a fish hook stuck in it's thumb
>Then a whimpering pink mershark follows up after
>You're half tempted to just cut line as this isn't the first time an underwater monster girl tried to get you with the ol' fish hook in the thumb trick
>Still, with how bad she's whining you go against your better instinct and help her up on board
>You get your pliers and first aid out
>She's crying the whole time about she just wanted to drag you under for a nice long "cuddle" session
>As soon as you pull the fish hook out her tears dry up and she sports a big toothy grin
>Before you can react she hugs you thanking you over and over again, then promptly bites into your shoulder
>She drags you into the water for a nice long "cuddle" session
>Last thing you notice before you go too deep is your mana making a heart on the surface of the water

>>22138112
That's the stuff.

>>22138067
I am clearly talking about the gangbang aspect. him not having monsterboys doesnt make his shit commission better.

Worship pharaoh

>>22138174
Anon, if she looks like that I will serve her/impregnate the whole court

>>22138067
Gangbangs have never been welcome here, monsterboys or no monsterboys.

>>22138067
Pretty sure it was in reference to the “public semen toilet” part.

>>22138174
>Shortstack Pharoah empire
I want to cum in time with her clacks.

>>22138174
Hail!

>>22138174
No.
I want the cat.

>>22138199

>>22138191
Pharaohs should always be barefoot.

>>22138216
>"What's brown and pink and in heat?"

Got a new pic done by Cinko_Draw on Twitter
https://imgur.com/a/CkY1309

>>22138272
Cute lewd wife.

>>22138272
that kiki needs to put on a bra

>>22137989
>Not private lessons
Gross

>>22138272
Your kiki wife is great.

>>22138300
>bra
Disgusting.

>>22138300
Monster breasts are perky enough to not need them regardless of size.

>>22138174
I'd worship a young pharaoh. And by "worship" I mean grope and slap her big loli ass while doing her from behind and prone bone her.

>>22138360
Young pharaohs are for nurturing as mammy bammy makes their bodies more and more lewd.

>>22138100

Would a Anubis make you take Egyptian language classes?

>>22138184
>Gangbangs have never been welcome here
You'd think that's why it wasn't posted in the first place

>>22137042
>Same rogue tries it again.
>Gets yanked back by the chain.
>The books quickly coil themselves around him and drag him in front of the Lich.

It's time for some experiments...

>>22138184
Only if it is forcing a man to chug a doppelganger potion.

>>22138291
>>22138335
Thank you, thank you!

>>22138300
Why on earth would she wear a bra under a Hawaiian shirt?

>>22137296
Where’s this from

https://youtu.be/bIKG8WX4RrE
Banana.

>>22138216
Gonna mating press that Sphinx before she can finish her riddle!

>>22138272
Lewd wide dude, cinko does great stuff.

Waifu species and artist you want to draw her.
>Jinko
>Melon22

>>22138272
sure is a long vacation for a kiki

Good morning thread.

>>22138529
Super Hatterfag

>>22138529
Hi hatter! did you see my first commission?

>>22138533
>>22138549
Oh I'm not hatterfag. I just also happen to like Hatters.

>>22138529
i want to pick out a bra for her to wear for the day!

>>22138529
Hatters are so cool.

>>22138589
No, they’re hot.

>>22138602
Yes they are.

>>22138454
It's fine if the man chooses to drink it too as long as it's all between husband and wife.

>>22138379
>Young pharaohs are for nurturing
The same way you nurture any sexy mg loli: by kissing her soft lips, massaging and teasing her sensitive pear-shaped body searching for all her weak points, making love to her, teaching her new positions, pouring adult seed into her developing pussy and asshole, and loosely holding her in your arms in the afterglow.

i think something's wrong with my dog.