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>>22113326
She’s not lazy

>>22117578
She sweeps the shrine everyday, battles Youkai, has intimate sex with Marisa, deals with the bullshit EVERYDAY and when she finally lays down to rest she gets ridiculed. Fucking typical.

It's okay to be a little lazy.

Does Reimu ever get hit on?

>>22117731
Only by the other girls. And she likes it. But she only really craves Marisa's attention.

>>22117757
What makes you say that Reimu is gay?

>>22117731
No.
She’s known by the village and her Shrine is sometimes referred to as a Youkai Shrine due to their frequent visits or sightings near there. Not only that but Reimu has a bit of a reputation herself. You’d have to be mad to approach that girl and ask for her hand in marriage for several other reasons.

>>22117767
There are no men in Gensokyo that are worth her time.

>>22117771
Sure, but there's always some outliers. People don't always like the things society says they should. /jp/ should know that better than most.

>>22117775
I'm not sure it works like that.

>>22117791
That's exactly how it works. She's not looking for a good time, she's looking for a romantic partner. None of the miserable human villagers can offer that to her. She's just too far out of their league.

reimu is slute

>>22117829
You don't just turn homosexual because you can't find a good member of the opposite sex, anon.
And "out of their league?" I'm questioning that too. How? She's powerful, yeah, but not some sort of high-class lady.

>>22117998
She didn't "turn" homosexual, she IS homosexual. And do you honestly think that she would bother spending enough time with a fucking villager to fall in love with them? That's unrealistic. Delusional, even.

>>22118027
If she IS homosexual, then there being no men in Gensokyo that are worth her time doesn't matter and wouldn't have been brought up. Get your story straight!

>That's unrealistic. Delusional, even.
Why?

>>22117767
Straight for pay?

>>22118092
The reason she hasn't even bothered to explore her sexuality outside of messing around with the other girls is because of how she views the villagers. They're not considered to be objects of sexual desire to her. She has no motivation to reach out to the villagers. They reach out to her. It's a one-sided relationship.

>>22113326
Hey shes trying at least!

>>22118138
Reimu doesn't have motivation to do much of anything. Lazy shrine maiden!
I'm not convinced. How do you know she just hasn't found Mr. Right, whether it's for a lack of trying or not?

>>22118172
She has found the right one. But, it's not a Mister. It's a Miss. Ms. Marisa, in fact.

>>22118027
>And do you honestly think that she would bother spending enough time with a fucking villager to fall in love with them?
That's kinda with happened with Kosuzu though

>>22118190
Bah. I think they're just good buddies.

>>22117998
>You don't just turn homosexual because you can't find a good member of the opposite sex, anon.
That's kind of exactly what tends to happen in groups where no heterosexual opportunities present themselves for a long time. Prisons, old sailing ship crews, etc. People start using same-sex intercourse to relieve the tension.

>>22119027
Sure, but there's a difference between having nobody who meets your standards and having nobody at all.

>>22118209
They're more than just good friends. Why can't you just accept that Reimu doesn't want cock? She only wants Marisa. After all, Marisa is the only human who has proven herself to be useful, reliable, and loyal. And to top it all off, they're also quite close. You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to feel the sexual tension.

>>22123166
No, but you would have to stretching a bit to see sexual tension in a Touhou manga.

>>22123179
ZUN wants to keep it wholesome but we all know what happens behind the scenes. After all, at least Marisa is a human, so we know that her hormones and sexual drive will motivate her.

>>22123214
Stretching a bit.

I have all these lewd and risque things in my Reimu folder that I never get a good opportunity to post. Now is not the time for bondage or tentacles or tickling or goofy porn expressions, but it almost never is either. I like having them, but it's frustrating. Reimu is too versatile.

>>22123214
ZUN has declared that there is no homosexuality in gensokyo, so your insistence is built on illegitimate grounds
Now fuck ofd back home >>>/lgbt/

>>22123612
Nice job outing yourself, /v/ermin
Get out

>>22123214
It gets harder and harder to see if /u/fags are being serious or not.

>>22123612
How cute! Here's one for (You)
>>>/trash/

>>22123830
I'm serious. Why would I joke about something as important as Reimu's sexual orientation?

>>22123830
Stop bringing up your boogeyman you damn crossboarder

>>22123942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0bVqPW2MhI

>>22124314
Your mental is incredibly weak for failing to post something even remotely relevant to the discussion at hand. No wonder you're so militant against yuri, it's simply too complex for someone as simple-minded to accept, much less ever hope to understand.

>>22124357
Evil must be punished.

Get along you nerds.

Let's just take it easy.

>>22123830
They are experts at trolling.
Because anti-/u/ are one of the most assblasted people out there that yurifags developed a fondness and efficency at triggering people more so than any other group.

>>22124502
YOU CAN'T EVEN FATHOM THE PURITY OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP!

Given that Reimu's role in fanon is so varied and versatile, I'm gonna say she's bi.

>>22124839
Reimu is not for sexual.
If you want sexual there are other characters for that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvfC2iYjkNw

>>22124912
Reimu is for everything.
That's her appeal. Other characters might do this or that better, but Reimu can always give them a run for their money at the very least.

When I made this thread I did not expect yuri vs anti yuri shitposting.
Does this just come with the territory or what?

>>22125080
The first few posts determine what sort of shitposting will be present in the thread. This >>22117757 post set the tone of the thread together with the ones that immediately followed it. Be glad that it's something as tame as yuri shitposting instead of something like diapers or feet or smells that seem to ruin the threads of other 2hus.

Now let's all enjoy Reimu's armpits in a civil manner.

>>22125107
>Now let's all enjoy Reimu's armpits in a civil manner.
I make no promises.

>>22124960
Reimu is for babymaking

Why did ZUN decide to give the protagonist of the entire series the worst personality?

>>22125245
Why did you post sample? You stupid? Wanna die?

>>22125323
Never really was the brightest person and I've been wanting to kill myself for awhile

Another absolutely amazing thread offered to you by /u/trannies and their need to self-insert themselves and their gender-dysphoria on everything, less they get another single aspect to add to their null personalities.

Holy fuck when are (((they))) going to cull the population

Her no-nonsense, cynical personality is what makes her so endearing

The only thing any man would have to do to get Reimu to love him is as follow:
1. Cook her food
2. Give her alcohol
3. Give her money
Do two of the above practically guarantees you Reimu's love and devotion.

>>22125588
The way she'd express her love is by nagging her boyfriend around to do all her chores for her. Then any intimacy they get and the reward for their hard work is getting the opportunity to massage her shoulders before she tells them to fuck off for the day.

She'd be the type of person to give out a half-baked "I love you" that would sound more insulting than genuine, and she'd expect you be grateful for having the chance to grovel and kiss her feet.

>>22125588
So what if a woman did those?

>>22125533
Hey, maybe I just like to fetishize girl-on-girl stuff as a straight cis-gendered white male and I'm not actually suffering from any sort of "gender dysphoria"?

Or, you know, I'm a closeted transsexual.

touchy feely shrine maiden

>>22125638
Thats like normal women though, so Reimu is average in that respect

This thread really looks like that one "It's time" thread.

>>22129910
Those threads are gay.

>>22125588
Also stealing her donation box.

Contemptible shrine maiden!

>>22117675
I WANT TO FUCK REIMU'S ________!

>>22138404
Lunchbox

this thread is now only for fillipino hus

Overruled.
Final verdict- Thread topic will remain as “Lazy shrine maiden.”

>>22139860
Who made you the thread president?

>>22139819
inb4 someone summons that Jollibee anon from /ck/

>>22146591
I may also add that I like her tits though.

>>22117662
>>22117757
>>22118027
>>22118190
>>22123166
>>22123639
>>22124839

>>22146838
Fucking BASED. Watch the janny seethe under this one. Every Gensoqt wants a strong man to plow her

>>22146838
Reality sets in, and you eventually see that you have been misled. Marisa and Reimu are fucking. There is nothing you can do about it. Seethe harder.

>>22146838
you do realize that yuri from japan is different from the western trash anyway?

yo!

Best duo

I (male) would like to do Reimu-san's chores for her every once in a while. Even a small mumbled "arigato.." from her once a month is enough to keep me going. Someday I want to marry her.

>>22113326
UP UP UP UP

>>22150481
trios are the best

>>22117731
Maybe by some outsiders from time to time, moments before she sends them back to the outside world. The human villagers don't trust her, nor do they particularity like her. Most of them would probably burn her alive if they knew enough about the true nature of her occupation.

I hate /l/ but I can't get enough of this FORBIDDEN LOVE!

>>22154675
If she can't fall in love, how would she make a new shrine maiden?

>>22154686
The Hakurei lineage asexually reproduce

>>22154686
Passionless sex.

>>22154686
Yukari's special selection program

>>22148008
Is that a Yukkuri Marisa?

Three reimus!

>>22146838
>>22123612
your "source" is a parody website for anime akin to the onion. in reality reimu has a harem of bitches including fresh new klown kunny under her floorboards

Yurifags are fucking terrible but they’re still better than the shit that gets spammed frequently

>>22117578
This.
She's dead.

>>22158233
Four Reimus!

like me

>>22162205
More like 2 Reimus
>>22158233
More like Reimu and player two Reimu.

>>22162205
I want to bend all four Reimu on the mahjong table and take my time with them!

Also are those from Disappearance of Gensokyo?

>>22162205
Me on the left.

>>22166119
No you uncultured fucking retard.

I want to lick Reimu's cunny!!!

>>22169381
Reimu is too old to have a cunny. She's probably all hairy down there.

>>22169411
She's a soft miko you gross fuck.

>>22173261
I haven’t seen Reimu be soft towards anyone honestly. She’s an asshole to pretty much anyone.

>>22176980
Soft physically

>>22177800
Too bad nobody will feel her love

>>22117771
She's a brute and she surrounds herself with monsters. Would not wife yes I would, but most wouldn't

>>22181423
How does it feel to know a girl is much more capable of keeping up with Reimu than any "man"?

>>22183251
Reimu is a whore though

>>22191035
Stop posting, Sanae.
Reimu is not a whore and she has never seen a penis in her life. Stop thinking everyone is as much a slut as you are.