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Q: What's black and white and never read?
A: The Bunbunmaru!

>> No.22115704

Okay. Now let us try and answer.

>> No.22115745 [SPOILER] 
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Q: What's white and red with a black eye?

>> No.22115761

Q: What's blue and *click* red?
A: Cirno in a blender

>> No.22115842
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what's pink brown and red? mokou's asshole after i tear it open with my penis

>> No.22115867

Let's have some anti-jokes instead. I'll start
Q: What's purple?
A: Yukari

>> No.22115876

A bad pun means you go to hell

>> No.22116137

If Marisa has 3 books and Patchouli has 7 books then how many books is Marisa about to have?

>> No.22116142

>>22116137
all of the books

>> No.22116205

Q: whats purple?
A: yukari's throat after i let go of it

>> No.22116656

>>22116205
not a dildo anon

>> No.22116765

>>22115842
What's black and smoldering?
You after Mokou is finished

>> No.22117423 [DELETED] 

Q: What's black?
A: Niggers

>> No.22117426
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>>22117423

>> No.22117449

Q: What does hip Yuyuko said to the cow?
A: Yo, moo!

>> No.22117558

Q: What's a slut?
A: Sanae.

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>>22115696
Q: What's funnier than Junko's dead baby?
A: Junko's dead baby in a clown costume

>> No.22117656

>>22117602
The extension I use for dark mode breaks spoiler text. Your joke failed on me. I feel sad.

>> No.22117699

Q: What’s Sanae’s ten desires?

>> No.22117833

>>22117699
52 dicks in her cunny!

>> No.22117974

>>22117699
1. spread her faith
2. spread her genes
3. spread her legs
4. spread her crabs
5. spread her herpes
6. spread the mental trauma she endured as a child to young boys
7. spread her braps far and wide
8. spread the word of the green haired nympho who will fuck ANYONE willing to pay
9. spread your seed on her face
10. sage this thread it's shit

>> No.22118300

>>22117699
1. Creampie
2. Anal creampie
3. Gokkun
4. Bukakke
5. Cum on tits
6. Cum on ass
7. Cum on feet
8. Cum in hair
9. Cum on food
10. Cum on clothing

>> No.22118339

Q: Koakuma
A: kunny

>> No.22118348

>>22116137
I read that as boobs

>> No.22118350

Q: based
A: based on what?

>> No.22118361

>Q:
A: Who are you quoting?

>> No.22118363

Q: What is the one thing Youmu can't cut?
A: Yuyuko's food budget.

>> No.22123172

>>22117656
Use tomorrow like a real man.

>> No.22128129

>>22118363
>cut
I read that as calculate

>> No.22130177

Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A: Junko's son in a trash compactor!

>> No.22130401

Q: What's funnier than ten fairies in a dumpster?
A: One fairy in ten dumpsters

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>>22130401

>> No.22132932

>>22130401
Vile.

>> No.22133060

Wait a minute, these jokes are inappropiate!

>> No.22133066

>>22133060
that's what makes them funny

>> No.22133627

>>22130401
Akyuu Fairires.jpg

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Q: What’s black, 18 inches long and makes Junko scream all night?
A: her dead baby after 2 weeks

>> No.22134602

>>22115696
knock knock
>whos there
Two
>two who?
Its pronounced "touhou"!

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>>22134306
DELETE

>> No.22137625

>>22115745
O shit

>> No.22137631

>>22115867
You mean purple

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>>22115761

>> No.22140535

>>22115745
>>22134306
>>22140402
WHOA !! !! !!
You scared me with those surprise boxes !!

>> No.22140566

>>22140535
That's not what a surprise box is, though it's good that you're getting the hang of the nomenclature. Lurk slightly longer.

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>>22130401
Q: How many fairies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends how hard you throw them!

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