/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes. /thread

I haven't left the house in three weeks.

Feels good man.

Once a NEET, always a NEET.

Every NEET is a lonely soldier boy..

a lonely soldier boy carrying a cross in his back, a cross made of burden and sorrow.

Let's talk about genius loli programmers, do you know of any?

I go to school and I have a job. I also hang out with my friends regularly.

I don't have a girlfriend though, and I'm still a virgin at 21. ;_;

Less than 10% of hikikomoris use computers or the internet, and more than 70% cut all dialogue with their parents.

By contrast, over 90% of korean shut-ins (or 'wittori') use computers and the internet, and the majority maintain a dialogue with their parents.

I'm neither though, I'm a full time university student. In fact, I have a lecture later today, and I'm going to attend.

I'm also smart enough to make a living (enough for rent, food and whatever I want to buy) without leaving my flat.

>>2210163
>>over 90% of korean shut-ins (or 'wittori') use computers and the internet

I guess we know where all the nationalist anti-japan trolls come from. Including you, gook.

>>2210139
Aisha ;_;

No friends, no girlfriend, decent job though. 22. Finishing college, handsome, but spend all my free time on FFXI or studying kanji.

No motivation to get friends or girlfriend, because I move too often. parents live far away. le sigh.

No. I attend college and I work during the summer. No social life though.

>>2210149

My exact situation, down to the age.

Shut-in/NEET != Hikkikomori

Hikki's are stupid. Going outside is fun and most people will ignore you anyway. Birds sing, the breeze blows at your back, little girls will smile at you, it's great. You can still have no friends and be unemployed.

I turn 20 in about a week. All my life, I've lived a fairly good distance from wherever I was going to school, which meant that I never really got a chance to hang out with anyone. Now that I'm in college I get a little time to chill with comrades around lunchtime, but it's not much.

I'm hoping I can live in a dorm next year.

>>2210172
lol, I'm not a nationalist, nor am I anti-Japan or a troll.

I am anti-faggotry though, and this "lol i'm a hikki" shit is faggotry of the highest order.

And I'm English, I've never even met a Korean IRL (there aren't many here, plenty of Chinks and Japs though)

School but no job and no social life. The closest thing I have is the only attractive chick in my chem class asks me for help/copies my work, which draws hate stares from other losers similar to me even though I know I'm never going to get anywhere.

>>2210217

If you're not corean, you should probably stop trying to defend them and their worthless country. if you did meet them, you would understand why.

>>2210224
You think that by pointing out that Koreans are similar to the denizens of /jp/ that I'm defending them?

You think that's a complement to the people of Korea?

Hikkikomori? Nope. I go outside but only when someone invites me. I'm just really anti social and dislike going outside.

18, live with my mother, study at home, have no problems with leaving the house, but I rarely find a reason to do so.

I feel like a bit of a normalfag, as I have no challenges, no social problems, no fear of people, no depression, and I'm far from ugly. But still, I'm a virgin shut-in with no friends and probably a dull future. I guess that just makes me more pathetic, as I have no excuse.

>>2210229

I'm sure you remember the thread from yesterday.

I go to college and I have friends, although I prefer to be in my room, so not really one.

I am no hikikomori, but I look like one.

>>2210217
>I am anti-faggotry though, and this "lol i'm a hikki" shit is faggotry of the highest order.

Most /jp/ posters know what hikikomori means and realize that they aren't hikis. You might want to check out /a/ though, they think NEET=hikikomori, or not having friends=hiki, or spending a lot of time in your room=hiki, or watching anime=hiki.

High-school dropout, no friends, no job, no future. I still like going outside sometimes though, the sun and the rain will be my friends.

>>2210149
>Fails at being a normalfag

>>2210254 watching anime=hiki

Shit, that'd make my dad a hiki. He loves him some GitS and Akira.

>>2210260

Better watch yourself next time faggot. I'll be waiting.

Anyone else ever noticed that that Ore (OP pic) looks like Dash Billions?

>>2210273

Eat a dick, shorty. I'm not afraid of you.

I'm a good-looking one.

>>2210254

A lot of people like to think that living like a recluse periodically grants you Hiki status. That's rather like a slap in the face to actual Hikis who haven't left their house in years.
Still, it's pretty much consensus that this place is full of social failures, regardless of employment or education status, with a small but dedicated percentage of actual hikikomori.

>>2210280

Shit, I thought it WAS Dash Billions.

>>2210303
Possibly, but being afraid of social situations and being afraid of going outside are two entirely different phobias with diffrent reasons behind them.

>>2210303

>Still, it's pretty much consensus that this place is full of social failures

Perhaps you are a failure, but you shouldn't assume that everyone else is as well to make yourself feel better.

>>2210303
Possibly, but being afraid of social situations and being afraid of going outside are two entirely different phobias with different reasons behind them.

>>2210303
90% of the population of /jp/, are complete social failures.

and the remaining 9% is made of hikkikomoris who just lurk and don't post.

>>2210324
Full of ≠ entirely consisting of.

That being said, you are a faggot.

>>2210324

If you don't agree, at least in passing, with what I stated, you should probably re-evaluate the people you're posting alongside with and the board you're posting on.

>>2210324
>>success
>>/jp/.

keep dreamin, darlin.

>>2210324
I must say, when I see posters of your kind, I suddenly feel a lot less of a social failure. Keep up the good work.

>>2210303
>A lot of people like to think that living like a recluse periodically grants you Hiki status. That's rather like a slap in the face to actual Hikis who haven't left their house in years.
Being a hikki isn't a status symbol. We might in some self-ironic way try to compete for the place of being the biggest failure around here, but that doesn't mean there's anything positive at all about being a failure. It's not something you're meant to strive for, and it's not something you're meant to respect in others.

>>2210328

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't both be under the umbrella of Agoraphobia?

>>2210344
It still works out, though. It's like saying people falsely claiming to be rape victims are a slap in the face to actual rape victims. Obviously, nobody wants to be a rape victim.

>>2210349
Fear of social situations is sociophobia. Agoraphobics are generally comfortable talking to people as long as it's within their safe zone.

>>2210342

Glad to be of help!

Perhaps one day you'll finally work up the courage to speak to a woman that isn't your mother. All of /jp/ is counting on you!

i talk to my 2-D girls, thank you sire.

>>2210361

There would be some room for overlap between the two though, as they both involve some social-related anxiety (ie. fear of embarrassment in public places) of some kind.

No. I just enjoy reading VNs, playing touhou, fapping to loli doujins, and some other /jp/ related activities.

>>2210363
I especially like how you project all of your insecurities on others.

Well, no, actually, I like the most how you come out as an entirely disgusting and unlikeable person, so that noone can pity you and can instead focus on feeling better about himself.

>>2210353
The only reason someone would claim to be a rape victim without actually being one in the first place is to get the attention a rape victim gets. And when the attention is so tempting that people would invent such lies to acquire it, the attention real rape victims get is a little too positive.

>>2210392
It's not positive attention though. The only people who claim stuff like this have severe personality disorders where they want to be the center of attention all the time no matter what.

yes I am one

>>2210381

Insecure people wouldn't have the guts to make themselves a name AND blatantly troll Anonymous while they're at it. Using me as a surrogate for your own mental problems isn't going to help you one bit, Anon.
I have the backbone enough to be named and to proudly hold myself accountable for starting the largest shitstorms on /jp/ and infuriating people effortlessly.
Social situations are a snap compared to having 100 angry Anons venting their virgin rage on you by calling you a faggot or declaring their hatred of tripfags while saging. I enjoy being the center of attention, negative or positive, offline or online.
I talk back to police officers just to see them rage. One day I'm probably going to get thrown in the back of a police cruiser again for doing so, but I don't care.

>>2210139

thought he's dead...

>>2210402
>to make themselves a name
But you didn't make that name, you just stole it from somewhere.

>>2210415
I think he means garnering a reputation.

DID SOMEONE MENTION TRIPFAGS, AWWWW YEAHHHHH

>>2210418

AWWWW YEAH

SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

>>2210402
Most of us here have actual, real life problems, you know. Ones that we often have trouble dealing with, but that's just life. You, on the other hand, have mental problems so gigantic as to believe trolling an anonymous imageboard is a sign of courage. The only person raging here is you. The rest of us just looks at you and thinks "thank god I'm not like this guy yet... gotta make sure I never become like that".

>>2210418
...Did somebody? I didn't hear it.

>>2210402
I don't think I've ever seen you start a shitstorm. A few anons voicing their annoyance over your shitposting can hardly be considered a shitstorm.

>>2210402
>I have the backbone enough to be named and to proudly hold myself accountable for starting the largest shitstorms on /jp/ and infuriating people effortlessly.

Internet. Serious business.

>>2210430

>YOU ARE BUTTHURT! BUTTHURT! I TROL U!

Oh boy, not this shit again. Gaiafag-level trolling.

I can tell you are full of bull, because if you actually had real-life problems to deal with, you wouldn't be spending your time on a forum telling a tripfag what's up.

You remind me of a shittier version of Dr. Phil.
Also, convincing people that they are raging when they clearly aren't is the sign of a loser.
Here's some dollars - buy yourself some skills from the local Wal-Mart.

>>2210433

You have school, I don't blame you for not being able to post on /jp/ all the time.

>>2210459
>YOU ARE BUTTHURT! BUTTHURT! I TROL U!

You just condensed the entirety of your input to /jp/ into one line. Good work.

>>2210433
He's trying to start one right now. And though I doubt it will ever get to the level of a shitstorm, we are encouraging it.

Also
>NO URE INSECURE
>NO U
>LOL NO U

>>2210459
>I don't blame you for not being able to post on /jp/ all the time.
Sadly enough I do post on /jp/ all the time. ;_;

>>2210471

Except that I don't run around telling people how they have mental illnesses, pretending to be an INTERNET PSYCHOLOGIST.

I simply tell it like it is. I have anons running around telling me I'm a faggot - a sure sign of rage right there. As of yet, I haven't insulted anyone in this thread, I have not cursed anyone out, and I sure haven't called anyone a faggot. I don't meet the criteria for rage.

It's funny, really, because /jp/ is so obsessed with being liked that they assume everyone else wants to be liked as well.

I'm on a quest to become the most infamous tripfag on /jp/, and that means causing as much rage and sage in my threads as possible. /jp/ in particular is a piece of cake to get angry. I post once or twice in a thread, and already every single Anon is busily trying to divulge my mental history and convince me of various things.
You don't have to argue with me. You can cut off my supply of hilarity by ignoring me and saging me, but instead you get into a long, protracted argument...which is exactly what I want. The instant an anon replies to me, I have him in the palm of my hand. That is why I troll. The heady sense of power, watching Anon after anon spew bile and venom in your direction...it's slightly addicting.

The irony in all this? Anon is helping me to shit up his own threads by arguing with me.

>>2210501
Forgot to take your medication?

>>2210501

As much as I'm behind you, I don't think you'll ever overtake Athens.

>>2210501
'sup Cirno. It's been a while.

>>2210501
>I don't run around telling people how they have mental illnesses

Actually, you did just minutes ago. Your short-term memory is quite pitiful.

>>2210527

Care to quote me on that?

>>2210526

EYE AM A 9? BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

pic related

What was the link to the script that removes every post with a certain name and all posts replying to it again?

>>2210538

>>2210402

>>2210501
>I have anons running around telling me I'm a faggot - a sure sign of rage right there.

You forget that you are on 4chan. The term faggot is used for everything, faggot.

>>2210550
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916

>>2210551

>Using me as a surrogate for your own mental problems

I didn't start giving him a psychoanalysis right off the bat, Anon, I merely told him to stop projecting his own issues on me.

Still, it's nice to know that you follow my posts that closely. It just goes to show that no matter how hard people rage, they still care about what I have to say.

>>2210562

>The term faggot is used for everything that anonymous hates with a passion, faggot.


I.E. newfaggot, gaiafag.

Thanks for proving my point!
You get some chocolate.

>>2210501
I still think you're funny though.

Actually I dont rage at anything on 4chan, I just dont take it that seriously.

>>2210575
This is also nice for autohiding the idol threads and stuff, unless you're into that stuff, faggot.

>>2210317
>>2210280
Oh Dash Billions, the first troll to reach god-tier.

It's sad that 99% of the people on 4chan don't remember who he is.

>>2210501

You are trying too hard.

By the way, I'm the anon you originally replied to. I didn't take your post to be anything offensive when you suggested that I was trying to make myself feel better by equating this place as being full of "social failures" (maybe I should've worded it as "socially maladapted"), which I wasn't, but apparently some people took that a bit to heart.

>>2210582
So, people hate newfags and oldfags equally?

>>2210592

DASH IS MY INTERNET HERO

>>2210584

Would that every Anon had your sense.

>>2210598

Newfags hate oldfags.

OH SHIT I USED FAG I'M RAGING SO HARD

FUCK

FUCK

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

jk.

Hell no, I have more friends than I can count on my hands and toes, an awesome job, a nice car, and my new girlfriend is amazing in bed.

If you try it can happen to you, too, /jp/.

NEET =/= HIKI

>>2210608
Sadly, you aren't welcome here anymore.

>>2210576
>you follow my posts that closely

No, I actually just reply to the first incriminating thing you say. Couldn't be bothered to read all of what you say. Keep writing long posts, though, that'll keep you from shitting up other threads.

>>2210608

>My name is John, and I hate every single one of you.
>Shit was SO Cash

WASSUP JOHN

YOU STILL HANGIN TEN BRAH?

>>2210608

>>2210616

>I-I don't read your posts! You're such an idiot, Arc!

You're so tsundere, anon. I want to hug you and kiss you all over.

>>2210608
Get out.

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat

>>2210624
Well, sorry, it's not a sign of love, but I guess it's the closest thing to it you'll ever get.

I've always found amusing the "You can't be here unless you absolutely loathe yourself" theory amongst board members...

>>2210644

Your quote forced me to jizz in my pants.

>>2210667

Allow me to share some womanly wisdom with you, Anon.

Love is poison. It's slow, but it will kill you all the same.

>>2210674

Miss Alice is a futanari? WOAHMG

Oh, wait, this is already well known by most doujin artists. CARRY ON

Hating yourself and life is a requirement to be a respected user of /jp/, sorry to disappoint you bud.

>>2210669
It's an unspoken agreement made to stop the "I'm better than you" trolls like the pathetic tripfag here. It works, but more people need to realize the point.

>>2210695

Still not a very healthy way of thinking. If you can't love yourself, you'll never love anything else, no matter how hard you try.

>>2210695

If the former didn't exist, the latter wouldn't be brought up. Its really a fact of life that successful individuals would stir things up eventually (though success is an internal factor, etc.).

>>2210705

I'm thoroughly tempted to agree with this, but I still know that it is not always the case.

>>2210717

Of course not. Generalizing never works, and adhering yourself to one philosophy all the time will result in failure in every endeavor.

But it's a tenet that one should at least consider.

>>2210725

I'll agree with you there, caring is so much more fulfilling when you care for yourself, in addition to others.

>>2210430
bump

>>2210501
I'm sorry, but I've never even considered you to be a troll before.

And you'll never overtake athens in terms of notoriety. Even DHAF is more rage-inducing than you.

ITT: BUTTHURT TRIPFAGS TRYING TO PROJECT THEIR MISERY ON ANONYMOUS AND GETTING APPLAUSED BY OTHER TRIPFAGS.
I love this super failures in life, you know the ones living in denial but trying so hardo to become a normalfag, while running into obstacles and rejection all the time. Most likely ADD fags, I know or better said I knew people of this kind. No wonder they are attention whoring (male) SLUTS

>>2210781
Well, when it comes down to it, the pretending to be female bit should have made it obvious.

>>2210501
You're a bro and all but a quest to be the most infamous troll on /jp/?

You'll never beat me.

>>2210781
>>2210789

...Gotcha.

I am the bestest at making self-fulfilling prophecies.

>>2210794

No harm in trying!

>>2210789
Trying so hard to escape their doomed destiny, one full of rejection, full of sorrow.. full of /jp/.

it's better to accept that you're screwed and you will be here the rest of your life (until /jp/ dies of course), it eases the pain.

>>2210789
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ On behalf of the intelligent social recluses here, I'd just like to point out that this guy does not speak for all of us. His grammar bothers me and his hatred of tripfriends is slightly too close to /b/ levels for comfort. Oh, and don't even get me started on the caps lock.

>>2210801
Reach for the stars, Arcueid.

>>2210790
I thought that was just roleplaying faggotry?

>>2210799
>>2210781 here. Please don't lump me in with >>2210789.

>>2210805
A man in hell, aiming for heaven.

; _ ;

>>2210789
>>2210799
It's sad when you have to reply to yourself to make a point.

>>2210804

For the record, I'm not trying to troll all of /jp/, mostly just the failures like the one you pointed out. I'm not a full blown trollmachine like most /b/tards. I admire and respect intelligent Anons like yourself.

>>2210804
Trying to play gatekeeper here tripfag in disguise?
It's always the same kind of faggots, flooding every thread with their I'M SO CASH IN RL shit, how high their IQ was tested, what a bright future awaits them, how supernormal they are and what else.

And now I'm asking you, who the fuck is forced to write this stuff on an imageboard about weeaboomedia, if not an attetion whoring tripfag? And btw, the claims I have mentioned above, they all belong to tripfags, obviously the same kind and the same people under new trips.

>>2210832
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ...

I'm a little disappointed that I missed the best thread on /jp/ tonight.

>>2210837

Let him prove his idiocy on his own.

>>2210842

ohai, jus eating popcorn naow.

>>2210832
I don't know what's more sad..

Pessimistic /jp/ anon that gave up completely on life, or...
an optimistic tripfag in a hellhole full of pessimistic anons.

>>2210847
Did something exciting happen. Is this thread really worth reading.

>>2210848
We can all tell that you are >>2210832 from your grammar and use of stereotypical 4chan terminology, just so you know.

>>2210850

For a quick summary, read >>2210483 .

>>2210856
Oh! You all are having one of those fun circular discussions. It's nice to see all these interesting opinions.