/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

Impregnate the big!

The early bird gets the worm.

Reminder that a dragon's weakpoint is its belly.

>>22060425
Girls with mismatched voices are cute, like a big strong silent type that usually stays quiet because she sounds like a five year old.

>>22060751
Touche.

>>22060752
I guess working off that.
A lighter Cockney for my Cheshire and a rougher, Indian one for my Jinko

>>22060710
I want to get swarmed by small titty Jinkos

>>22060738
Gladly.

Norse hellhounds.

>>22060809
Bjork bjork byork

>>22060809
Propanehound

>>22060816

big thick tails for licking!

>>22060710
I want to see a big titty kat in a box.

>>22060841
I meant I want to fuck a big titty kat in a box

Vampires.

>Darling it's better down where it's wetter

>>22060840
anon, you don't know where that's been, disgusting.

Touch the snake.

>>22060875
man, it would be interesting to tell my daughteru that me and my waifu met at a strip club

>>22060875
Fuck no it's not. Fuck water girls, fuck whatever the hell is down in the abyss and fuck the ocean in general. Dry land > all

>>22060900
Terrarian Surpremasist

>>22060910
Yes

>>22060849
I agree.

>>22060875
The problem with aquatic girls is that you can't truly appreciate when your waifu's pussy is wet. You can't truly appreciate the joy of feeling your rock hard dick immersed in your waifu's fluids, whether oral or vaginal. Kissing loses its charm and eroticism.

I'll stick with land-based girls, and being so far from any large body of water, I won't ever have to worry about some aquatic girl taking me away against my will.

The ocean sucks, is scary and I don't want it even if there are cute monster girls down there

>>22060934
I want to surprise secks a big busty manticore MGC police officer.

>>22060875
>Underwater Strip Clubs
N-No thank you, only trailer trash and druggies go there.

Surprise hug your loli wendy daily!

>>22060883
it's perfectly fine after a shower!

>>22060983
I'm gonna!
Although she's getting heavy

>>22061022
If you want a loli waifu, you need to be strong enough to pick her up whenever she wants to be! (or doesn't want to be if you have a lolibaba)

>Go to fist manticore waifu's tail pussy
>Come to appreciate the true power and intricacy that makes it a cum milking machine
>It feels so amazing you feel as if your hand could cum on its own
>Go to pull your hand out so you can fuck it properly
>Your hand won't come out
>Keep tugging to no avail
>Look at waifu and ask her to please let go
>She's got an incredibly evil smile on her face
It's in that moment that you knew you fucked up big time

>>22061042
I can, she's just been enjoying the meat too much

>>22061020
what if it's been in her vagina after she showered

>>22060928
Peak vampire. She and Carmilla are the two things binding me to this wretched, three dimensional coil.

>>22060899
Especially if you were the stripper

>>22061108
Is there much demand for a guy with the faceless bastard body type but with pure intentions?

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>22060900
but i love my water waifu

>>22061118
I feel the same way. I just hope that exotic child love will one day be better understood and not shunned. The same with monster girls as you stated. The fact remains, I can go out and get another kid at any time. I cant go out and find a real life monster girl.

>>22061098
that's even better

Oh god it’s growing

>>22061142
>Pasta to post another pasta
How boring

>>22060809
coolhound!

>>22061022
Wendis need to stop eating at Wendy's, they need to eat at Arby's instead because they have The Meats

>>22061142
Better call Greilia.

>>22061177
But the name's match!
Wendi
Wendy
It works!

>>22061177
Only if arby's does one of the cardboard art things of a MGE girl

>>22061191
fuck outta here corporate shill

>>22061117
Probably not as a stripper, but at least some would pick one as an escort.

>>22061177
>Arby's
Dear god I would rather chug napalm than eat there.

>>22061218
Escort?

>>22061142
you sound like my daughteru when we're in the shower together

>>22061239
That's not an escort, that's a wife to be!

It was okay when it was a thing at first to turn dragon quest slimes into girls or whatever like a decade ago, but the combination of that guy's transformation fetishist, grimdark, everyone-has-to-be-transformed-and-made-into-a-woman's-sex-slave world that became the standard concept and people calling literally everything from catgirls and elves to ninjas and maids a "monster" really soured me on that idea. It makes me wonder why it even needs to be a seperate thing. Just call a catgirl a catgirl.
And then there's the guys you told me not to judge it by, namely those massive faggots in that thread that hate literally everything but 1 to 1 femdom and go so far as to ignore parts of the MGE that they don't like, like the monsters being massive sluts that fuck many men or any sort of yuri or "furries", like having a cat nose on an otherwise human face is somehow worse than having literally a cat's lower half and pussy or the arms and limbs of one. But man, do they go on and on and on about what degenerate things they want done to them while they're stuck in their demonic wife's lovepit being drained of cum forever and ever. It's like a subculture for cumbrain incels.
Hell, the generally pro-demon, anti-human female nature of it makes me wonder if it isn't some scheme by hell preying on these retarded virgs. Can't wait for these fags to start sacrificing each other to open up waifu portals and being eaten by empusa and hell barons.
It also ruined the idea of erogames that aren't VNs, since when they have male characters, it's always MGE style monstergirls they're after, never just normal women or kemono-mimi.

>Monster Girl Encyclopedia is worth a read.
"This monster is a gigantic slut who lives only to turn men into her perfect husband while she is a perfect wife for him. She feeds on semen but is probably a virgin. If other women come into contact with her or her secretions, they turn into more of her. There are no men of her race because they all turned into girls like her, but this is not gay unless they are Alps." -Every entry.

Really, monstergirls are just a type of moe-ification of objects like any other on the internet, and it's fine if it's just that, but miss me with that MGE shit.

>>22061139
what if she's your daughter

>>22061255
ok

when i reincarnate into a nerdy wimp boy, i'll use mommy's credit card to buy me a badass dark Valkyrie to protect myself from the bullies at mg school

>Social anxiety poster makes a new pasta

>>22061259
encourage her to share the love of thick tails with a boy of her choosing

>Hot, sweaty sex with a hellhound in the hottest heat of summer

>>22061142
>Quote from man after becoming an Incubus

>>22061235
Its not that bad. Nowadays, it’s about on par with Firehouse

>>22061266
It's easier to charm a buff jinko/oni/minotaur class athlete that's into nerdy wimps to be your gf and protect you from bullies.

Arbyswaifu is best waifu.

>>22061297
It’s not so bad once you’re an incubus and get the heat resistance.
However, it’s only temperature-heat resistance. It will not save you against her during that special time of the year.

>>22061377
Who?

>>22060743
You know all worms are hermaphroditic right?

>>22061381
Punch it in Altavista or Lycos to figure it out.

>>22061377
>>22061399
Fuck off faggot

Reminder to use this handy little feature to let mods know they're fucking incompetent
http://www.4chan.org/feedback

>>22061391
So are snails and slugs, and those are accounted for at least in MGE.

>>22061391
So are slugs but we've got them in MGE.

>>22061405
You first *turns on camera* ;D

>>22061277
Nah, just some lazy cunt using a post from a completely different thread as pasta. He's not that creative.

Punishing raiju by attaching a generator to her nipples and fingerfucking her until you've got power when she forgets to pay the electric bill (again)

>>22061297
>no comfy warm up sex with hellhound on a cool fall day.

>>22061447
That how she gets you. First its finger fucking, then some deep kissing, and then when you least expect it it's full on sex and she's now your waifu.

>>22061471
Sounds like my 9 year old niece.

>>22060941
You're just jealous.

>>22061520
yeah mad jelly

>>22060738
>>22060785
I want to give a pregnant belly to the most ripped monstergirl I can find.

>>22061535
must be boring doing nothing but sex forever in pandemonium

>>22060849
Should rule

>>22061584
rule what?

>>22061589
The living

>>22061589
Your dick.

>>22060849

So uh how gently do you treat your waifu if she is pregnant?

>>22061605
How would my waifu get pregnant?

>>22061589
34

>>22061610
You come inside.

>>22061663
I dont think I would do that until I am 50.

>>22061605
The question is how gently she treats you when she's pregnant.

Which Battleship would be most content binge watching Little House on the Prairie with you?

I want to make my dragon this happpy!

>>22061604
>Crossbows
>Effective against vampires
Laughable given how fast and strong those fuckers are.

>>22061682
>Battleship

Young monstergirls are the ideal girlfriends/wives/secret lovers. Horny lolis with sensitive bodies and thick loli asses and thighs were meant to be lewded.

>your pregnant sally wife is conflicted
>on one hand, she gets to bear your child, a physical manifestation of the love between you both
>on the other hand, her pregnant belly and milk-swollen tits won't fit into her armor anymore, and she can't train like normal

Monsters that make worst childhood friends
>apophis
She always try to wrangle you into her hair brained schemes of grapping that goody two shoes pharaoh

>>22061605
You probably don't need to be as gentle with them as you do human women because of the whole mamomana thing but I'd still be super careful and make sure to take on the duties she had.
>>22061681
That's the real question, you can bet your ass they're gonna be hornier than normal and even more loving since you got them pregnant.

Would you insist your monster girl gets a flu shot?

>>22061736
No, it's a scam.

>>22061736
They already have a better version

>>22061736
Not unless it's some magic monster flu that makes them float through the air uncontrollably since they don't contract mundane illnesses.

>>22061297
imagine the smell

>>22061721
>you can bet your ass they're gonna be hornier than normal and even more loving since you got them pregnant.
>"Do it again~"
>"Honey, you can't get pregnant again until you give birth."
>"We can try!"

>>22061736
See >>22061753

>>22061736
I wouldn't be able to handle an autistic hellhound

>>22061765
Campfire smoke.

>>22061776
no, pure sexual pheromone musk

>>22061718
Nereid, for obvious reasons.

>>22061776
Sauce on pic?

>>22061798
I honestly don't recall, so here.
https://i.imgur.com/Ip0DSns.png

>>22061708
>secret lover
>Order noble with a wight and lich secret lovers
How risky and cute!

Bats.

Translate it blyats.

>>22061815
>one was his deceased wife, raised into Zombiehood and bred into nobility
> the other is the necromancer who raised her, and also her pole-sister
Love finds a way.

>>22061713
Gotta take a break from adventuring and stay at the onsen we bought.

>>22061842
Gotta have suffering to get a proper happy ending

yetis don't like the word "rape", they prefer "cuddle with a struggle"

>>22061842
Cute!

>>22061856
How dumb would a zombie wurm be?

>>22061917
Extraordinary dumb,but her heart will always be on the right place

>>22061917
a zombie wurm would be retarded as hell but at least she'd be cuter, being a retard

>>22061917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WFgMOXl4v0&t=2m47s

Rum and coke
Yeagerbombs
Whiskey
Apple wine and more
Find a goat that knows variety

>>22061796
Wanna molest those C cups.

>>22061935
Shame I had to give up liquor because each time I partake my mind drifts to the ancient oceans and far below.

>>22061815
That's not quite what I meant, more like "your cute monstergirl student becomes more than just that" kind of secret lovers.

>>22061864
I like yetis, but I would rather have one that calls things by name, even if the result is that she has a potty mouth.
>Cuddle time, I know how to make my little bitch comfy.

The theme of every Pizzaria in MGC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJZzGJ9SYzA

>>22061935
The fuck is a yeagerbomb?

>>22061996
Fuck off faggot

>>22061997
Yeagermister shot inside a half glass of e-drink (usually red bull)

I've already worked 50 hours this week and it's only Thursday. To top it off, management says 8 hours is mandatory this weekend.
Somebody please open the portals, I don't care how.

>>22062001
Where 8s this negativity coming from?

>dress your thicc kiki in a skimpy, too-small maid outfit
>wait for her to inevitably have some sort of wardrobe malfunction
>"punish her" for not wearing her uniform properly

>>22062020
Its no-shitpost hours apparently

>>22062026
>fatshit
Fuck off.

>>22062026
I lost all the kiki barmaid pics i had

>>22062018
you're getting payed for overtime, at least

>>22062010
>Yeagermister
???

>>22062026
German kiki? I want to feed her my sausage.

>>22062010
Its Jäger.

>>22062043
Sorry meant Jägermeister
Its a drink

>>22062043
*Jägermeister

>>22062030
>thinking that's fat
Anorexia is bad for you, anon. You should really eat more.

I have to go to scotland on a business trip on monday. Leave my precious daki behind and a very long boring flight.

>>22061720
>When Kiki heard her master liked Anime eyes, she overreacted

>>22062026
Are thicc kikis thikis?

>>22062063
They're cute is what they are.
CUTE

>>22062063
Would make requests to the maid agency easier.

>>22062020
You having fun there mobile-fag?

What about a jabberwocky girlfriend. Good or bad?

>>22062064
What’s she listening to?

>>22062086
Extremely good

>>22062036
Yeah and then the government takes their cut and I'm suddenly missing hundreds of dollars.

>>22062093
i'm very sorry to hear that.

>>22062086
good. but don't have public sex while being near single bicorns unless you're planning to stay in wonderland

>>22062093
That’s what you get for voting for [political figure]! Maybe next time you’ll vote for [opposing political figure].

>>22062064
Is this fucking albert

>>22061266
Careful. A momster might see the purchase and get a little miffed that you don't think she can protect you anymore, so she buys a Dark Valkyrie costume for herself and decides to be your guardian.

>>22062057
Fuck off fatfag.

>>22062018
>being a wagecuck

>>22062146
>momster

>>22062094
Personality switch?

>>22062094
Operator Kiki is too scary. Can she even go back to being a maid once she retires?

>>22062196
You use the same muscles to sweep as you do to dislocate a man's arm, so yes.

>>22062179
That is a strange body type.

Does a harem of valkyries await you in valhalla?

How do I keep a 11yo girl that age and stay fuckable forever?

>>22062218
I kind of wish Houris looked like that. They were described as giants with full breasts, after all, though the rest of their description is a too surreal for MGE.

>>22062228
>What is Sabbath

>>22062228
Boy howdy that's a real puzzler.

>>22062228
what monster species is this girl you speak of? does she have a sister?

>>22062249
The socially liberal kind. :( Until I change it.

>>22061535
Scary...

>Systems initializing
>Protocols understood
>All systems, nominal and at full capacity
>Initiating standard procedure protocols

>>22062294
Rude.

Borg girls are sexy.

>>22062211
No wonder maid agencies dom't return her calls with interview skills like that.

>>22062301
What exactly is this procedure?

>>22062353
>Small talk system engage.
>Hello, some weather phenomena we're having lately isn't it?

Mushrooms are said to be the most dangerous of MGs.

>>22062374
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OazhS1bGR1Q

>>22062377
Eww

>>22062377
Does this look dangerous to you?

>>22062386
...Yes?

>>22062326
super scary

>>22062386
Of course, just imagine trying to play dodgeball against her!

>>22062388
Wow rude.

Everyday Life With Monster Girls Season 2 When? Development is taking awhile.

>>22062426
>inb4 someone spergs against MonMusu
People don’t like to talk about that here for bullshit reasons. We don’t know. Just got to wait.

>>22062426

>>22062374
>>22062380

>>22062458
Gonna visit Ryu-sama on my day off!

Elizabeth Warren is quite a monster girl.

>>22062437

>>22062461
Good man.

>>22062488
Ryu-sama is for giving cute daughers, a lot of love, and huge, heaving rain sacks

>"Fear not, Anon, for your blood, unlike theirs, is going to serve a much higher purpose"
And then anon got husbando'd.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for the undead to get more lively as october draws closer.
Spooking season is coming.

Who would want a Sinistar monster girlfriend?

>>22062534

>>22061182
I had a dream about Grelia the other night. Was pretty cool. We had coffee in the cafeteria at 4am after we helped a Minotaur give birth, and we had a conversation about babies.
There was also a somewhat awkward moment after I handed her some coffee where I instinctively gave her a headpat since she looked so pure and we both tensed up after we realized what happened and went about our conversation.

>>22062534
There's something about a kuu girl in a tacky halloween costume that's really funny. Like an ochi waving around a plastic knight sword and carrying one of those pole-horse toys, or a lich in a big witch's hat and fake nose made from a carrot, both with their classic blank stares. Undead girls are cute.

>>22062554
Wish I had a dragon zombie to body slam me.

>>22062559
Wholesome.

MINE

>>22062179
Momster approved girlfriends are awesome. Because you can still have a threesome with her and your momster and marry the both of them.

>>22061810
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

>>22062581

>>22062461
>visit Ryu-sama on your day off
>give her your cell phone number
>she calls you every day asking when you’ll be back to see her
>when you go back she gives you a tour of her temple and shows you the last room where she tells you is “your room”
>she then coils around you and brings you into the room
>it rained for two months straight in your area

>>22062608
Good end.

>>22062572
But I don’t like lolis!
At least I don’t think so.

>>22062033
I got this one

>>22062674
>that pantyline

>>22062064
Rockin' tunes.

>>22062353
destroy hoopz barkley

>>22062725
Survive and escape Lescatie using only your B-Ball skills and 90's sports vernacular.

>>22062617
Those are some big snek tiddies

Describe your favorite/ideal girl using a combination of existing races/characters

>>22062773
The body and possessiveness of a Dragon
But with the S&M lifestyle of a Dark Elf

>you, a stranger picked up an item that does not belong to you in a monstergirl town/city
>A lizardman Mamono guardsman notices you and says.
>"STOP! You violated the law! Pay the fine or serve your sentence. stolen goods are now forfeit."
>The Mamono guardsman looks at you with a perpetual frown as you pick your response.
>You respond no to being arrested or paying a fine
>The Mamono guardsman then replies. "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
>The Mamono guardsman readies her now and arrow as she steps back to shoot you with range. Though she proceeds to run a bit further away but then falls into a small body of water
>The Mamono guardsman then swims to you all while still looking at you with such a frown as she then yells at you.
>"WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE!?!?"
>as she gets in range of you. You then proceed to hit her on the head about three times till she is incapacitated and ragdolls about in the water
>Such is a day in Monstergirl-blivion

https://youtu.be/_XR6dsy7ATE

>>22062773
doppelganger and lilem together to become a monster than can transform into ANY monster at will, also is part queen slime so she can multiply herself so that her clones can turn into different monsters and i get a harem without cheating. also she's part shoggoth so they all share a unified consciousness, making her technically one monster with multiple bodies to control like puppets with the original being the "admin".

>>22062773
Something between a manticore and familiar leaning more towards familiar.

>>22062773
hellhound + cupid

>>22062827
I am afraid.

>>22062773
A holst with the weather powers of a ryu.

>>22062773
Undine+mermaid

>>22062773
ushi oni + hellhound
cuz i don't care about my hips

>>22062937
She's wiggling her ears? Adorkable.

>>22062914
Lightweight.

>>22062773
An Apophis with Midna's skin coloration and fiery orange hair

>>22062942
*wiggles ears*

>where's my midnight snack, anon?

>>22062914
>wasting images

How intelligent are Dragon Zombies?

>>22062960
https://youtu.be/dyUbSm25ax8

>>22062999
>when the best lamia is not actually a lamia.

>>22062991

>>22063030
h e r e s y

>>22063013
I thought that was the last panel of Emergence from the thumbnail and it still made sense.

>>22062773
Holstaur but more, like a Holstaur squared or even cubed.

>>22063036
Extra heresy

>>22063050
I can’t think of a single humanoid species that isn’t improved with a lamia tail

What species would make the most interesting mother for an incubus?

>>22062973
spicy Italian subs

>>22063062
Sandworm is too obvious, so I’ll say Dryad. I feel like she would try to hook her son up with some of the woodland creatures. Brings a whole new meaning to “the birds and the bees”

>>22062985
>images are a non-renewable resource despite the fact we always make a new thread before hitting the limit and even if we did we can always make a new theres and reset the limit

>>22062581
>You will never warm your cold hands in Fox fluff.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5tKOPY2R5E

>>22063049
>take 2 holstaurs
>shove them together into one being
>repeat steps 1-2 and get another
>repeat steps 1-2 with new mega-holsts to make super holsts
>etc.
And so the Holst God is born.

>>22063030
what a cute bapho! is she someones waifu?

>>22063030
I'm not sure what it is about little bells that compels me. Maybe it's the association with cows and cats.

>>22062179
Is this part of a series or a one off?

>>22063030
What manner of incredibly Goat Demon has crossed my path this day?

>>22063114
How are you going to deal with the square cube law?

>>22063030
She needs to compete against familiars somehow, they got the lead in the onii-chan conquer department despite being lowly servants

I want a thick, fat-bottomed Kauri Tree Dryad.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agathis_australis

>>22063140
Internal milk production pressure has been cubed as internal volume rises and production has quadrupled but the external bodies have been condensed into one being. You could increase mass all day but the internal milk pressure will prevent collapsing in on itself forming a black hole.

>>22063155
Are Aspens the Queen Slimes of Dryads?

Reminder that thick tails are a sign of fertility

>H-Hey I was stalking you and was going to assassinate you but I thought maybe we could go out or something uh you know just if you feel like it, no pressure but please date me I think you're cute and I saw you naked wait nevermind that part I wasn't watching like some pervert i just happened to be sneaking by when you were leaving the shower yeah so like did you want to fu- go out some time?..

>>22063173
That's a bit direct. I figured they'd shoot an arrow or kunai near you with a note attached.

>>22063179
>you recieve love letter attached to kunai
>the note is in archaic Japanese calligraphy, you can't read jackshit

>>22063030
What kind of sabbath does she run?

>>22063204
>arrow with a note embeds itself in a wall mere inches away from your face
>weeb type but the address, time, and date is in english at least
>this sort of shit has never not been a duel invitation
>show up to some fancy ass restaurants in uptown at 8pm dressed to the nines in your best armor with your best weapons and some sneaky tricks hidden away just in case
>shout your acceptance of this duel and that they should come out and show themselves
>some chick in a nice dress but a weird ass facemask comes up from behind you and wraps herself around your arm instead

>>22063204
So romantic.

If you defeat a slime does she split into smaller slimes?

>>22063171
So if I fuck a shortstack rata with very thick tail, will that guarantee offspring?

>>22063251
yes, but you should hit the cumflate bonus to over guarantee.

>>22063240
The metamorphosis wing.
Everyone must be made into adult bombshells regardless of age. No exceptions.

>Be pizza boy in MGC
>Single monster girls keeps "forgetting" their money and wonder if some other way of paying is possible
>It was nice at first but when every 3:rd or 4:th house does that it just get annoying
>Guys aren't even allowed to deliver to the rougher neighborhoods or certain monster girls, apparently they lost one to many delivery boys that way.
>If you deliver to some older monster girl they usualy tip you way to much and tries to flirt with you
>Tries
>You don't even know how many times you've been invited inside
>Or how many "forgot" to put something on
>Still, the pay is surprisingly good since a lost of monster girls will pay extra to have you deliver the pizza to them

>>22063262
>>Guys aren't even allowed to deliver to the rougher neighborhoods or certain monster girls, apparently they lost one to many delivery boys that way.
This is clearly discrimination.

>>22063243
Another 'assassin' appears!

>>22063259
Cumflating shortstacks? Is that safe for sanity?

>>22063262
One day you might as well push her to the ground or against a the entrance wall and fuck her silly. Just make sure to tell her your coming back after your shift once your done leaving her a twitching cum filled mess (and that you do comeback). Its very dangerous to not comeback.

>>22063277
yes. For both.

>>22063261
I want to get hit on by a Babaloli from her sabbath.

>>22063277
It's okay, they're built to take it.

>>22063294
Wouldn't that just be an actual granny?

Reminder this is what to expect with an Elf party member.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2olOpmdrzIU

>>22063300
I have no idea what titania type childlike cakes would be called. Plus mamano grannies are guaranteed Gmilfs so its fine.

>>22063262
I bet that when you ordered you would be asked if you are a guy or a monster girls and if you are single.
>"I'm a guy and I'm single, but I don't see how that's relevant"
>20 minutes later
>Hell hound stands there with your pizza
>You pay her
>She walks into your house
>Before you can object she's already raping you

>>22063155
>not wanting to fuck a centuries-old CC bristlecone pine dryad
Shit taste, m8

>>22063379
How about lying on a beach with a delicious brown Palm Tree Dryad, complete with massive 'coconuts'.

>>22063008
I prefer dry

>>22063297
Thirst

>>22063404
Never seen so many lewd requests on a shirt before.

>>22063297
>>22063404
God damn shortstacks. I wanna fuck them so bad.

>>22063418
Fuck them so much that they end up as cumflated cum coverered quivering messes on the floor?

>>22063431
yes. No other option other than yes for me.

>>22063418
Can you wait until after the show?

>>22063466
Thats disgusting.

>>22063414
You haven't seen anything yet.

Is it really hip to fuck bees?

>>22063512
>Kiss me gently
What a degenerate. What would her parents say if they saw that?

>>22063030
>New bapho art
>Not lewd
Under normal circumstances, I'd be disappointed, but it's the world's best bapho artist we're talking about here. Can't get upset at him

>>22063582
Is it vada? It looks like vada, but its not on his twitter.

>>22063466
I didn't know I wanted clown goblins until now.

>>22063591
'Tis

>>22063418
Would you say you want to bully the shorties?

>>22063602
Bullying shorties would just make them hornier than before.

>>22063595
honk

>>22063602
In a way yes.Is it really bullying though if i am doing exactly what they want?

Is it shortstack postin' hours?
>tfw you will never flop your thick incubus cock across a shortstacks tits, making her instantly heart-pupil and drench her panties from the size and smell

>>22063614
Only if you go further than they expected
>'I'll just make anon come a few times, so he knows who's boss.'
>three hours and fifteen thick, sticky loads later
>'N-no more, please! My womb c-can't hold anymore!'

>>22063621
I don't understand

>>22062773
Body of minotaur or jinko, personality of yeti

>>22062773
Dark Mage with a little bit of Cheshire and Satyros mixed in.

>>22063621
Fuck i love shortstacks!

>>22063643
True and i know for a fact i wont be able to stop even when she asks me to.

>>22063621
Shortstacks are for:
-Shoulder rides
-Princess carrying
-Lifting up
-Teasing
-Marriage

So my commission is going to just be line art with only her, but I specified 5 feet tall. Is that considered shortstack or not?

I want to hang out with Barb-tan and friends!

>>22063726
I've heard that some Rat Girls grow to be 5 feet tall. That's huge! How terrifying!

>>22063726
Yeah, what species is she anyway?

>>22063737
>bully some short stack rats.
>next night you wake up tied to the bed.
>find a taller and even bustier rat city on your crotch.
Spooky

>>22063741
Slime carrier.

>>22063745
>'I hear you've been picking on my sisters, just because they're small!'
>'What now tough guy? What are ya gonna do?'
>Break free of the ropes.
>Stand up.
>Your 6 foot tall figure casts a shadow over her pathetic 5 feet.

Foolish Maus.

>>22063726
Personally I wouldn't consider any girl that can't perform standing paizuri a shortstack, and 5 feet is way above that. Unless you're some 7 foot tall hill giant.

>>22063171
So does that mean alps are super fertile as a standard?

>>22063770
Goddammit, of course they are. Stupid, sexy Alps.

>>22063770
I don't know. I'll have to run some extremely thorough tests.

>>22063756
Gotta wait until after she shocks herself revealing your big dick. Then break out and laugh as you feel her rapidly moistening panties.

>>22063759
True. Although it's not like I am against height changing. Maybe she chan change it at will.

>>22063770
I want to fill up that alp until she gains big tits to go along with her great hips and ass.

>>22063796
>Gotta wait until after she shocks herself revealing your big dick. Then break out and laugh as you feel her rapidly moistening panties.

The pecking (or mausing) order goes like this:
>Smol Maus
>Maus
>Big Maus
>Rat
>Big Scary Rat
>Human
>Broodmother

>can't decide between a mofu harem of gyaru shortstack rata, nuki, and fox, or a goth harem of gyaru shortstack nacha, vamp, and lich
Damn my raging hard-on for little monsters with big tits and asses.

>>22063814
>spoiler
Does that mean she doms you? Does she pin you on your back with her heavy, pregnant belly while she rides you cowgirl?

>>22063814
Seems about right but what does a broodmother look like?

>>22063823
Why not both?

>>22063840
Broodmothers might start as just a mere female rodent, varying in size, some might even be quite small. But in time they grow in power and smugness for every daughter they give birth to.

Even an experienced Maus breeder can barely match their power level. They know how to keep their husbands in line.

>>22063840
>Why not both?
Even as an incubus, that might be too much for my dick to handle. I'd be constantly hard whenever I'm around them.

>>22063854
Incubi libidos and physical capabilities scale to the number of partners/partners capabilities to fully satisfy their harems.
Even if that means sexing them all back to back for 3 straight days you'll just feel like you only had sex once as far as satisfaction goes and you'll feel fully rested and willing to go another round.

"We're gonna fuck until I can power a city, don't try and run now."

>>22064000
>Oh boy! I've never created an ancient evil before!

>Get a commission
>Next day get buyers remorse/obsess over a small issue with it
Anyone else get this?

>>22064016
Never really happened to me, I'm happy as long as the artist tried their best and my wife looks cute.

Reminder that quiet threads are easy to raid and conquer for neighboring P'Orc Hordes.

>>22061918
What a cute. Very clingy zombie wurm! A wight wurm would be pretty interesting though.

>>22064085
>I already got raided by a dragon queen, sorry

>>22064151
MEDIOCRE

>>22064085
You can't be very talkative with a faceful of hellhound pussy.

Give me your heart anon!

>>22064194
It's not a very good heart so I have no idea why you want it.

>>22064199
To be our sunshine~

>>22062503
>tfw no ancient evil vampire to tell me this
Worship vampires

>>22064194
Will she pee on me while sucking my blood too?

>>22061208
Wait is this that bloodstained ritual of the night mc? I thought she just got hats and stuff, does she get mg forms in the game?

>>22064408
Other than a demon bunnygirl I don't believe there are other transformations

>>22063062
Better question, which species makes the most interesting mother for the FIRST natural incubus?

>>22064470
Fairy

>>22064006
What if you became an ancient evil and an mg tamed you?

>>22064541
>young boy turned into a weapon of mass destruction by ancient civilization
>destroys it before finally being sealed away
>released by some random village holstaur
>said kind caring holstaur tames his anger, helps him overcome his issues and raises him to be a good family man

>>22063730
Why is bear on a leash?

>>22064572
Pouting holst wife is his kryptonite

There's this writer in my country who wrote like 50 books, mostly about his own life but also about regular people. I'm reading his first book from 1958 and it's about construction workers building a house. The main character is a foreman. I think Anubis would enjoy this type of story.
And then I realized, what if it was a story about an Anubis foreman? Imagine her trying to keep her lazy, alcoholic or communist workers busy so the house is finished on time. Sounds pretty comfy to me.

>>22064639
Mamono hugs save lives

>>22064749
>ancient evil otouto gets angry because horrible flashback
>Suddenly the scene changes to RAGNAROK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
>Holst nee-chan still walks up to him and hugs him into her chest even with all the chaos happening around her
>He squirms for a few seconds, then bursts into tears and cries himself to sleep
>holst nee-chan saves the day yet again
Rehabilitation is a work in progress

>>22064749
Yeti hugs literally save lives, especially the genki adventurer who wants to meet the Ice Queen but gets slowed down with little effort from the Queen

>>22064800
Oh if only you knew...

>>22064069
This. There's always something that could be improved if you look for it, but as long as the girl looks good I think its normally worth it.
I do feel nervous about posting them here sometimes, I'm always worried anon is going to be a dick about them.

>>22064194
Bats should get more love

>>22064920
That's one of the reasons I'm pretty happy I decided to keep most of my commissions private. Besides not giving other people fap material of my waifu it easier not having to worry if the artist, fetishes, and even the art style itself is thread approved.

>>22064883
The real adventure was the hugs he got and the friends he made with Yetis, Wendigos, Glacies, and Tsuraras along the way

>>22065000
They do get love due to being good/cute girls

>>22064016
Sorry to hear that, I guess you've just got to try and not let it get to you that much. I've got a lot of variations throughout my commissions, some major and some minor, but at the end of the day it's still my waifu and it's still fantastic.

>>22065055
>I've got a lot of variations throughout my commissions, some major and some minor
I think some people need to realise that this is going to always happen. Just go on the boorus and look up any popular girl, different artists always have different interpretations of the same design.

>>22064883
>>22064800
Yeti may give hugs in the cold snow to "save" lives, but when you're chained up to the bed against your will and have a 200lb yeti that doesn't bathe often grinding her ass and cunt against your face every damn day, you'll regret passing up on the white horn travel service that could have escorted you through the frozen tundra. And honestly, that's not even the worst of it.

>>22063621
>>22063693
Eww, gross

>>22064016
Almost all the time.

I know the feel. Once you get a WIP or a completed piece, you're just so happy to see it. It looks amazing, but when you come down from the high, you instantly regret not having the artist fix the once thing you didn't notice earlier. But after awhile though, the disappointment goes back to contentment again as you learn to overlook the small issue it may have. If push comes to shove though, and it is just a minor issue, there are edit threads that you can take pics to to fix them up to your liking.

>>22065102
>have a 200lb yeti that doesn't bathe often grinding her ass and cunt against your face every damn day
Sounds hot.

>>22065168
What isn't hot is when she kisses you by force. That stinky, evil yeti doesn't brush like she should!
Don't you dare complain either else she breathe her hot, stinky breath on you and lick your nose as punishment

>>22065179
Anon, I thought you were trying to dissuade people from going after yetis, why are you making them sound even hotter?

>>22065191
Most anons don't have a stink fetish...I don't think

>>22065148
All of this. I hate it when either you or a person you showed a piece to notices an issue a day or two after getting the complete version.
That said, you tend to stop worrying about it soon after, especially if it isn't a massive issue.

>>22065102
It's not easy to get warm water up in the mountains - the poor Ice Queen gets coffee in the morning and it's frozen before she can drink it

>>22065260
>Master of the blade
>Loyal to a fault
>Can't manage a ladder.
The walls remain untaken

>>22065213
Neither do I, but somehow the thought of weeks old sweat and pussy juice got me going after those posts.
It's probably a good thing it's not really my fetish, since stink is poorly conveyed in pictures, and most of the stink fetish pics I saw focus on farts instead.

Hug the slug.