/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22045283
Hug Tsuraras carefully

>>22045283
But it's too hot for that.

What words of praise and tribute will the mighty dragon receive this morning?

Remember to hug your onee-san every day!

>>22045298
Honey I shrunk the kids!

>>22045287

>>22045295
Things are always cool inside her.

>>22045351
That's ice to hear.

>>22045305
But if I do I may get smothered in her chest

>>22045365
A butter knife?

What's the best species for gentle momdom?

>>22045385
Snek.

>>22045358
You may get smothered but at least the view will be nice.

>>22045385

>>22045385
Bapho

Otohime-san, what are you reading?

>>22045448
>How to look 1000 years younger!

>>22045448
Which MG would enjoy browsing libraries for the thickest volumes and reading them just because they're thick regardless of what they're about with me?

>>22045460
Lich.

>>22045320
Not cool, go chill out somewhere else popsicle

>>22045459
But she doesn't look a day over twenty!

>>22045478
>1355 pages and not a single schlong...

Is pedomorphosis detectable? I wonder if it's possible to cheat monsters into leaving you alone by turning too young to rape, but it probably still has drawbacks even if it does work. Little boy being completely alone looks suspicious.

Another set of the wives got finished this morning! This time it's a set by @sole_gem on twitter! More mice pretending to be cows!

https://i.imgur.com/AJqAGKk.png
https://i.imgur.com/duw0zSV.png
https://i.imgur.com/UUnqdA6.png

>>22045495
Of course not twenty, she only looks 15,000, 10,000 tops!

>>22045484
Don't be so cold! She can be pretty ice once you get to snow her.

>>22045511
Some nice cow mice right there

>>22045511
You really like the cow motif, don't you anon?

>hook up with an old fox one night
>you both have wild, passionate sex all night long
>next morning, she wakes up before you and shuffles into the bathroom on sore hips
>a minute later you jolt out of bed after hearing her scream
>turns out you pumped so much mana into her last night that she de-aged
>she now only looks about a decade older than you

>>22045522
Thank you!

>>22045524
Yeah, i'm a slut for cows, lactation, and all things boob related.

>>22045533
Where's the magic undo button?

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

Should I be worried if the Order starts sending out warrior nuns to deal with monsters and monster-loving deviants?

>>22045496
Imagine a Wight that thinks standard phallic terminology is too lewd
>"Dammit, why won't this novel tell me what Gatsby's Johnny looks like? His pickle surprise is probably a yard long, but the author always glosses over it. And what about his family jewels? There's probably enough baby batter in there to feed a family! Ugh, I hate these kinds of stories."
>1 star review of The Great Gatsby on LoliBaBa

>>22045559
It's the one labeled "Incubize."

>>22045564
Shark teeth really make a girl.

>>22045564
Gonna visit her deep sea temple to bring a little light into her life

>>22045567
That's just silly. Silly old Wight.

>>22045573
Yeah, gonna need to press that. Old hags need to stay old hags. It's no fun otherwise.

>>22045578
Shark teeth improve any girl. They're that good.

>>22045595
They make me wonder when I see a slime with shark teeth. Is it just ambitious accessorizing with prosthetics?

>>22045594
Are you saying you enjoy tiring out and fucking ragged old monsters who can't keep up with a young man's youthful energy? Do you enjoy proving them wrong when they say that no matter how much you cum inside, they won't get pregnant?

>>22045611
t.thursty monster hag

>>22045595
True, that one oni maid from a comic is a QT3.14 in the first place and her shark teeth add to her charm.

>brand new tv show called "Human Girls Got Talent"
>each human girl contestant fucks a guy on stage, trying to impress the monster girl judges on duration and technique
>the winner gets an all expenses paid monsterization treatment into the species of her choice

>>22043900
Sorry for falling asleep on you there anon. Most of my tastes have been with me in some form for as long as I can remember. I've always had some certain sensory hangups and other predispositions so I'm pretty sure that that's where most of my fetishes come from. Really the only ones that developed/manifested later on are the loli and the incest fetishes. With lolis I can't really tell as as I got older the attraction never really went away. Incest is mostly an acquired taste for me.

If you want to know more about my closet, you can read this.
https://pastebin.com/xsKPEx8f

>>22045683
>paid monsterization treatment
I thought it's easy to do it for free

One day in the Year of the Fox came a time remembered well
When the strong young men of the rising Sun heard the tolling of the great black bell
One day in the Year of the Fox when the bell began to ring
Meant the time had come for the one to go to the Temple of the King!

>>22045744
Dumb fox trying to roll up her sleeves when she's naked!

>>22045716
>does it for free

Any other monsters that can change their appearance at will beside doppelgangers?

>>22045801
All monsters can polymorph to some extent.

>>22045758
>she's a meido
>in a mastah's house
>in his bedroom
>she does it for free
>she takes her job very seriously
>she does it because it is the joy and pride of her lovely life
>she disables roombas she doesn't like because she takes pride in her work
>she removes shoggoth-imouto because she always goops up the cutlery
>she will never have a real job
>she will never move out of her mastah's house
>she will never be at a non-pregnant weight
>she will never stop cooking for her mastah

>>22045758
Why not? If she's feeling nice, she might even prepare a hot pocket for the newbie.

>>22045801
Doppelgangers can't change their appearance at will. They take the appearance of your idealized mental idea of your unrequited love except on the new moon when they cant transform.

>>22045801
I see we're on the same threads

>>22045816

>>22045832
i want pizza bites

>>22045716
Generic monsterization is easy but a guaranteed transformation of your choice? That's hard to pull off. Whoever is doing it is either a lilim willing to do this for some reason or they have enough resources to track down one or more of that species on the spot and get all of you into a single sealed room that keeps in the DE but keeps out the outside DE so you're only marinating in that one species DE guaranteeing the transformation into them.
If a bitch asks for dragon or wurm could you imagine the logistics that would go into doing that up?

What's she reading?

How sensitive are her ears?

>>22045986
The Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass.

>>22045811
They can't use it to "not look like themselves" though, right? It's primarily to disguise as human.

>>22045988
what happens if you feed her after midnight?

>>22045811
can they disguise themselves as men to trick gay dudes?

>>22045298
FAT

>>22046005
Correct.

>>22046016
oops, dropped my extra large condom
for my magnum dong

>I come in peace Earthling

>>22046011
She gets fat

>>22045686
No worries. I had to bow to the whims of things like sleep and metronomes myself. It happens, I'll be off to eat and work some more pretty soon.
>fetishes
Huh. That's pretty interesting. Some folks I've talked with trace things to specific events, others just have a predisposition for certain things. Anything I have that qualifies as approximate to a fetish is along the lines of art, science and such i.e sublimation and intense interest in the work. Then again, sex has never interested me for its own sake. Whether fantasy or the actual act, it's remained boring and dull for me. I'm almost certainly asexual. Happily, I do have a refined sense of cognitive and aesthetic enjoyment of things, and mamono have happened to fall into that area. They're literally the best sort of sapient non-humans that human could possibly have contact with. Well except for a race of aliens with utterly no possible use for any of our resources etc
>closet
Interesting. I can see the appeal of such a space, even if I'd use it purely for work or hobbies. The emphasis on the non-sentient AI struck me as strange though. I would've thought that would be more up your alley. Every now and again you'll share something involving machines and such. I guess it's more about the use of the tools rather than the tools themselves?

>>22046055

>>22046041
Peace was never an option.

Sea succs.

>>22046073
Huh. I think it's neat that you can still find enjoyment in monstergirls despite not caring for sex. I do agree with you on them being the best sort of non-humans, that's a major appeal of them for me too.

>I guess it's more about the use of the tools rather than the tools themselves?
Yes, that's exactly it. Machines would be much more of a convenience than a focus.

>>22046041
>women drivers
it's universal

>>22046148
im straight btw

What's your favorite game to play with your waifu?

>>22046251
Hide the zucchini!

> grew horns once while being naked in front of her crush unawares kind of horny.

>>22046251
Game of pretend

>>22045047
It’s one of the Hieromancy spells, new in WGIII. It may not be on the wiki yet, but it’s definitely on Redux.

>>22045585
>Gnahh, too bright, too bright!

>>22046289
It's on the wiki.
Whole world guide is on the wiki, with as minimal censorship of images as possible.

>>22046308
censorship?

>>22046308
*censoring.
Just some hearts over the baphy cunny, I think.

>>22046323
i hate that word

>>22046341
Me too anon, censorship sucks.

I want a virgin old hag fox to act haughty before I use my young man stamina to fuck her silly.

>>22046351
Crows feet, yay or nay?

>>22046378
Nay for me. I prefer them smooth and soft.

>>22046378
Yay

>>22046378
sounds like they would be uncomfortable on your junk

What happens if you pour oil on a hinezumi?

>>22046401

>>22045448
she's reading a doujin!

Elves deserve to be raped, except dark elves who deserve to rape whoever they want

>>22045744
that little girl looks ready to have it her way against your will!

>>22045959
i want to make the lich lose her job by raping her in her sexy outfit in front of the customers

>>22046000
Are you sure it isn't The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy? That's the face of a woman reading about THE NOSE.

>>22046251
akatsuki blitzkampf

>>22046378
hard to pick. I will say yes.

>>22046431
but i want to rape dark elves

>>22046251
Restricted Rock-Paper-Scissors.

>>22046378
Any MG that ended up with me, after the adaptions kick in, is going to be smoother than silk.
“Perfect” skin is such an enormous plus for me, even though I rarely consciously acknowledge it.

It never really occurred to me before, but I bet this is what put one of the first cracks in my “I’m not into lolis” defenses.

Warm days may still be here, but looking at how soon the sun sets and how long it takes to rise, we are without a doubt in autumn.

>>22046573
you ever played red alert 3 uprising?

>>22046597
What a seemingly random question. The answer is no.

>>22046017
Rude. No one ever gives dragons respect, they always say mean things about their age or weight. They're dragons, some of the mightiest monster girls to ever exist! Almighty, all powerful, immortal!

>>22046603
its just everytime i use move around the cryo legionnaire i imagine ice queen saying these things.

>>22046612
I should get into C&C.

>>22046609
>all powerful
Oh yeah? Nyeenyeenyenyeenyeh

>>22046612
https://youtu.be/jP8xdmZuzCE

>>22046609
i hope a doughragon doesn't learn i actually like her like that.

>>22046648
Doughy
Dragon
Derrière

>>22046648
>sourdough dragon

>>22046017
VORE MONSTER

>>22046671
I hope she does my if i spank her doughy derrier! Maybe give it a pinch when ever i walk by her!

>>22046695
the best kind of bread.

>>22046695
Gentlemen, a new name for soft, tsun dragons

>>22046401
Says you.

>>22045298

>>22046414
Nothing.

>loli umi-osho, pre-teen alaraune, and big dragon
thoughts on this harem?

Had another office waifu commission finish, this one a bit of a precursor to the other recent one I got (this one: https://i.imgur.com/oNhT2Jg.jpg))

>>22046841
I don't think that is a legal contract.

>>22046832
Pretty good

>>22046849
It is under demon realm law.

>>22046849
>Everything seems in order to me Anon.

>>22046841
Artist of the imgur one?

>>22046859
https://twitter.com/Dobrota2_0

>>22046875
thanks you

Post weasels.

>>22046922
im so depressed i cant even blink

>>22046932
There there.

>>22046922
Is fucking your zap weasel to a RMP illegal in MGC?

Busty slug.

>>22046958
>RMP
A what now?

how pissed would you be if a mentally disabled wurm raped you and the police dismiss the case because they believe they can't punish someone who can't control their actions?

>>22046960
Cute AND busty

>>22046979
>mentally disabled wurm
I don't think she'd even know how to rape.

>>22046978
Raiju Magnectic Pulse. A burst of Raiju energy that causes Sensitivity and paralysis in men and Extreme Hornyness in monstergirls.

>>22046958
I would imagine building codes would need to include RMP resistance.

>>22046978
Raiju-Magnetic Pulse? Basically if she orgasms hard enough it'll start sending nearby girls into rape mode.

>>22046991
anon, she's too mentally incapacitated to know if when she's having sex with a guy is consensual or rape. and the REAL bad thing about it is, she wants to have sex and will do anything to have it without realizing the guy is suppose to consent

>>22046991
She's still a monster girl, that would be like if she didn't know how to breathe.

>>22047013
wear slutty human boy clothes and walking around alone is basically asking to get raped. I support wurm in her innocence.

>>22047020
i'll wear whatever the fuck i want to wear and expect not to get assaulted by monsters because that is rape is disrespectful and i have rights. wurm is in the wrong and even if she a big dum dum, she should be behind bars with all the other naughty monsters.

What's your wife's favorite Pokemon?

>>22047067
Shiftry maybe?

>>22047067
Gengar

>>22047067
The black one

>>22047067
Wooloo, fluffy and warm

>>22047067
Alolan Ninetales maybe.

Rich old nooks on the golf course!

>>22047067
the ugly one

>>22047091
What if your wooloo becomes a monstergirl?

>>22046979
I doubt it would happen so unexpectedly. You could hear her whistling 'In the Hall of the Mountain King' clear from the other side of the mountain.

>>22047228
Stylish and elegant!

>>22047067
What if the pokemon is the waifu? There's a lot of potential about pokemon monstergirls but nobody seems to care about it.

>>22045283

>>22046979
>>22047013
>they believe they can't punish someone who can't control their actions
>she's too mentally incapacitated to know if when she's having sex with a guy is consensual or rape
That means she would just end up in a mental facility instead of jail.

I want to run a tavern with my waifu.

>>22047213
Wooloo would be in Runya sabbath with the other Weresheep, just fluffier mofuier than the others

>>22047305
But weresheep are in the marune sabbath.

>>22047231
Wights in a nutshell.

>>22047317
They can be in any sabbath they please.

Which one is your favorite?

>>22047264
do they have cute monster therapists at mental hospitals? i hope they're not mindflayers, they're cheaters

>>22047382
Yes.

I want to fuck tewi's bunny cunny when it's swollen shit from heat

>>22047382
dr.katz

>>22047421
SHUT SWOLLEN SHUT

>>22047421
>>22047436
Too late.

>>22047421
>swollen shit
gross

>>22047045
>human boys
>rights

I need a Tanuki to give me a fucking loan banks hate me.

>>22047427

>>22047067
Xatu

>>22047275
Thanks, I fucking hate it. Especially if she's handling those bottles from her husband's fucking sweaty wife grabbers.

>>22047464

>>22047479
>Mamono Times’ Editorials section
>”Why All Men Need Rape”

Huff fluffy tails.

>>22047231
>>22047337
The best kind of stylish and elegant is a loli Wight in stylish and elegant lingerie.

>>22047509
Mamano news would be neat.

>>22047464
oh don't tell me human boys have the same kind of rights as mamono, man. that'll bum me out

>>22047550
don't have*

>>22047550
>>22047555

>>22047548

>>22047550
It’s not like men are second class citizens, god no.
But monster society does tend to see things in a different light, so to speak.

>>22047606
so there's a chance that raping non-incubi can be illegal, that's sounds pretty good

>>22047550
Human Boys don't need rights, they have a wife. She can handle any serious matters, it's just his job to look cute and keep his wife happy.

>>22047606
Its basically women being the stronger sex in general thanks to demonic energy. Men aren't treated badly though, they're cherished.

>>22045386
This

>>22047629
>>22047643
I gotta say there's something about being a cute housekeeping husband, waiting for my strong, hardworking wife to come home from work so I can serve her a hearty dinner and go down on her as she enjoys my cooking.

>>22047601
>Yeti found guilty of heinous crimes, sentenced to twenty years in the cuddle pit
You fools, that's exactly what she wants!

>>22047528
I wanna huff spicy hellhound tails!

>>22047689
There are no boys in the cuddle pit

Banshees.

>>22047379
4, with 3 being a close second

>>22047721
The more the better

>>22047379

>>22047906
i want hellhound to rape me

Post your favorite quotes from monstergirl hentai.

What would you do in this situation?

>>22047984
I could go up to 5.

>>22047984
4

>>22047984
4

Before and after.

>>22047984
somewhere between 3 and 4. i want aigis to rape me to bank on my semen and use it as fuel/energy. i also would like caseal but i like when eyes look human

>>22048086
Does she keep the braid and glasses?

what do you think phoenixs are like in MGE?

>>22048124
Loli in the morning
Cake at night

>>22048118
She tries to get rid of the glasses but she's shortsighted without them.

>>22048128
i want a phoenix monster girl now.

>>22048128
can you name all the daily phases of a phoenix?

>>22048001

>>22048041
Faint because I'm scared of small common spiders so imagine if I just had a giant one in front of me. Then she can rape me or take me to the hospital, or whatever she wants.

>>22048001
>I've eaten you
>My body feels like one large tongue right?
>I won't waste a drop of your semen
>Ah! You've gotten hard again. Now, we're going to make a baby.
>Making a baby with me, isn't it a good idea?
>Hey, you feel good too, right? We're making a baby
>I want you to fill my womb with your milk until it's full!
>Will you...really become my husband?

The entire doujin is my favorite, so it's hard to pick just one or two lines.

>>22048178
>Loli
>Teen
>Legal
>Cake
>Milf
>GMILF

Are Pharaohs the best monster for powersluts?

>>22048288
No, lilims are, followed by baphomets, dragons, and then apophises

>>22048278
where's office lolita and lolibaba

>>22048321
Those aren't ages though.

>>22048288
Maybe

>>22048340
ALL HAIL!

>>22048288
Nope.

>>22048333
They literally are but okay

>>22048304
*with dignity.

>>22048288
For the powersluts that go for the more "graceful" power instead of raw power I guess

>>22048346
Praise!

Happy eel.

>>22048321
if you retain their age, they'll become office lolita and then lolibaba. but you have to compensate by having to settle with the rest of the phases for the same amount of time your phoenix harpy was a loli

>>22045484
>>22045513
We heard you enjoy ice puns and came as fast as we could

>>22048432
Does that mean reverse of lolibaba, whatever it's called?

>>22048441
>reverse of lolibaba

>>22048429
Member those eels in Mario 64 that pop out from those holes and attack you

>>22048441
>reverse of lolibaba
That’s called “mentally handicapped.”

>>22048406
Lolibaba is an old lady in a loli body.
NOT that different than a loli except mentally.

Lolita is just a style of dress.

>>22048288
>>22048304
>>22048405
>>22048428
Any Monster Girl can be freaking amazing for powersluts if they minmax enough.
I think my Owl Mage proves that.

>>22048464
Wrong on both counts

>>22048463

>>22048464
Lolita is a book about a sexual predator

>>22048436
Wife
Mother-in-law
Sister-in-law

>>22048493

>>22048478
Right!

>>22048503
>tfw no Ice Queen using the Velkhana set

>>22048537
I want to do field research with her!

>>22048586
>field research
Is that what they're calling it these days?

>>22048598
Not like I would be anywhere near her level anyway, but I can at least carry her stuff.

>>22045561
fuck off with this shit pasta

>>22048555
exquisite taste, but how about a wight wearing the blackveil set

>>22048637
Wight on the warpath!

>>22048623
>replying to a nine-hour old post from a bot

>>22048642

imagine being the sex slave of kurofufuru. Being tied up in cabin in her swamp and every night she comes over and fucks you

>>22048685
Gonna corrupt that shrine maiden and then marry her

>>22048711
Do I have to stay tied up all the time?

>>22048713
Nuns and shrine maidens are made for corrupting incubus dick!

>>22048716
whatever keeps you from building a harem of lolis out of clout and potentially cheaply-formed good connections

>>22048713

>>22048685
shrine maiden should be a monster girl species so that we are allowed to post human vanilla reimu in this thread

How do you guys organize your monstergirl pictures? the way I do it is by group - dog, oni, dragon, etc, or if I save enough art of a specific species (I.e. Demon, Vampire) they get their own folder. It works so far but I don't have too much art right now anyway

>>22048711
>>22048598
I wanna fuck all the baphos

>>22048685
I'm just so sick of seeing it anon

>>22048737
I've got my waifu folder, that's super organized with numbers and artist names. Then here's everything else, I used to sort by species but sorting everything that I save is a pain so I don't really do it any more.

>>22048731
Touhou is always allowed in /jp/

>>22048745
He's gonna keep doing it until either a girl notices and gives him a pity fuck or he runs out of hope and hangs himself.

>>22048720
Human girl mages too

>>22048739
I wanna dick runya so good all the other baphos get jealous and want to become my wife too

>>22048727
Greedy shrine maiden becoming snek seems very fitting, even if I would prefer a mamono with legs.

Impregnate dragons.

>>22048701
>warlike lolibaba wight queen
Hot. I bet she got a lot of power liches in her army

>>22048781
I want to cum on Runya's paws!

How would a monstergirl react if you told them about fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva?

Ded

if you found out your incubus son is being sexually harassed by the monster mafia crime lord and her goons, will you go out of your way to save him or see your son miserable from being harassed everyday?

>>22048555
Yetis in Paolumu armor

>>22048973
Fuck off retard

>>22048436
>ice
damn. I'm amazed this 'fandom' or whatever you care to call it is still producing high-quality stuff like that. today is a good day.

>>22048739
The lack of new bapho art is disturbing

what are some adventures to do with ANY monster?

>>22049009
It hasn't even been a week

>>22049038
Let me correct myself. The lack of new lewd bapho art is disturbing

>>22049028
Successfully complete a game of twister. I doubt it has ever been done.

One shortstack is easy to deal with, just pick her up and move her out of the way. The problem comes when you're faced with a group of shortstack. Beware those that travel in packs.

>>22048968

New picture of my wife! A little later for the Anniversary, but that's ok!

Artist is @AkiosketchB

>>22049067
>harpies crashing into things because distracted by boys

>>22049075
Oh wow that's pretty, what a cute wife!

>>22049075
Elegant wife, Anon.

>>22049075
Nice dress and cute Kiki my man

>>22049075
I'm going to masturbate to that kikimora and do a cum tribute! Then I'm gonna leave it on the screen until the portals open and make my new kikimora waifu clean it up!

>>22049028
Shopping for groceries, I assume

>>22049053
Nothing to fear, I assure you. If they offer you some drink, take it, if they invite you to some secluded house, accept the offer.

>>22049075
Been a while since I seen this kiki, cute wife anon and happy late anniversary.

>Anon has a hellhound wife
>he's not scared or intimidated by her at all
>sure, he knows she can easily overpower him, but is not bothered by it, and even likes it when she gets aggressive on him
>one day new couple moves in as neighbors next door, dormouse with a husband
>somehow Anon is completely terrified of her
>she's completely normal, doesn't have any dark secret, isn't even rude
>normally fearless Anon clutches on his wife's arm while trembilng

I want a BIG harpy

>>22049075
Looks like a flip.

>>22049140
would you care for a phoenix harpy?

>>22049128
But what if they are the ever so cunning gyaru shortstack? There lust for tall boy cock means you certainly can't trust them.

>>22048810
That'd make sufferers go the gym every day so they can be ressurected as muscle skeletons.

>>22049154
>ywn get to watch your phoenix harpy wife repeatedly grow from cute little loli to fertility goddess tier gmilf over and over
I do wonder how often a phoenix harpy reincarnates and how that would work when she's pregnant

>>22049156
Nonsense, they can be completely trusted.

>>22049173
Trusted to drain me of all my baby-batter. They better not complain when I turn things around on them and leave them as unconscious, twitching, cumflated messes.

>>22049168
hm, i'm deciding on that too, i'm working on an erotic comic about a guy having a huge sexual relationship with his phoenix harpy neighbor

>>22049140
Harpies with hats!

>>22049189
>just as planned

>>22049154
Sure, as long as she's Hroz sized

>>22049191
But that's not the kind of BIG I was asking for!

>>22049142
No, it's clearly a somersault.

>>22049138
Is this a reference or something?

>>22049236
Harpies are meant to be smol

>>22049053
I am sure it's not that bad. I mean what could they possibly do to me.

>>22049128
Sounds great. Such nice shortstacks!

>>22049259
Says who?

>>22049083
>>22049085
>>22049091
>>22049136
Thank you Anons! Very much appreciated.

>>22049142
What?

>>22049270
I want to cheer up a gandharva after she gets depressed from realizing she'll never be able to compose or even play something as magical as the Katamari Damacy™ Original Soundtrack.

>>22049259
The age of the smol harpy is over. The time of the amazonian harpy has come.

>>22049259
until the phoenix grows up to become an ara ara

Humongous Harpies!

>>22049301
Awful

>>22049301
Thanks, I hate it.

Owls are murderous predators, we all know this.
Did you know they attacked and ate other birds of prey, too? Great Horned Owls are known to take on hawks and eagles up to 3x their own weight! They even chase the larger birds out of their own nests, to take over as their own.

>>22049270
Is a gand supposed to be big?

What would you do if your wife's incubus son got sick and the only way to cure him is to suck his dick?

>>22049300
She could probably play it, she just needs someone to sing with her! She's very, very happy you volunteered.

>>22049346
At least by harpy standards.

>>22049279
She looks Filipina.

>>22049354
You know I always thought I'd be above the wiles of most monsters but if a Gard actually sincerely requested I sing along with her music I don't think I could even think of refusing. I'd be blushing like I just downed a tankard of Knob Creek, though.

I dont think kc actually cares how big harpies are. Both the new ones from the book are at least busty.

Succubi, centaurs, lamias, holsts. I don't care. I just want to be smothered in monster girl titties and my balls milked of every last drop of cum.

>>22049402
>tfw first monstergirl that hits on you immediately scores an easy husband

>>22049409
It's true. I would be happy with just about any monster girl

>>22049409
I mean, that's my story too.

But unrelated, I've found out one glaring flaw in the Centaur Empire's military strategy.

How do you take a city when one cannot take the walls?

>>22049402
>>22049424
But surely you must have a preference

>>22049409
She would have a hard time with me because I'd get extremely suspicious about a pretty girl hitting on me.

>>22049301
This. How else is she gonna hold all the eggs I plan to fertilize?

>>22049447
Sure, I have preferences, but my pants are gonna drop at the first hint of a monster girl hitting on me. I'm too horny and desperate

>>22049447
He stated his preference: tits. That means no lolis or flatties.

>salamander/lizardwoman challenges some guy
>he refuses to fight, knowing that he's in no real danger
what happens?

>>22045566
>warrior nuns
Boner stop.

>>22049474
They follow him around until he accepts the challenge. That's literally what the profile says

>>22045283
Reminder again from previous thread.

Do not EVER guilt trip people who work as Border Guards and Customs/Immigration Officers and inspectors for denying Monstergirls entry if or when they have insufficient papers and documentations.

>>22049479
what if i run away if they keep following me around

>>22045564
>>22045585
I had a dream about being shipwrecked and was saved by an abysmal Ryu. It was pretty boring until we had sex and caused a tsunami to happen killing millions of people.

>>22049479
i recall them following the man around if he won, but not the part you mentioned. damn my faulty memory

What does it mean when a fox looks at you like this?

>>22049454
I imagine she wouldn't have that hard of a time at all, a pretty girl with ulterior motives hitting on you likely wouldn't attempt touching you all over or being super affectionate.

>>22049512
Get the vomit bag

>>22049474
They would follow him around Anon. In order to stay sharp with her skills in preparation for him getting ticked off and accepting a challenge, she would constantly fight potential suitors for him. It would get to the point that she would start taking on whole armies as he steadfastly refuses to fight her!

>>22049512
"Please save me from faceless Chinese businessmen."

>>22049512
That's her brain locking up when she sees someone she immediately falls in love with.

>>22049512
she just heard me say "i hate mofu!"

>>22049458
Seems like you're quite the catch for a cake

>>22049514
That's a big wan.

>>22049564
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>>22049564
>>22049564

>>22049543
First cum, first serve! I'm a one waifu kinda guy, so if a monster girl wants to snap me up, she better do it quickly.

>>22049571
I wanna turn her straight with big incubus dick!

>>22049514
Paranoia is still a bitch. If I realized she's completely genuine, I'd then probably get the feeling that she just doesn't know yet how shit I am.

Beware of raccoons

>>22049594
But Tanuki are always my first pick

>>22049589
Don't worry, Anon, she'll make you better than ever.
You forget monstergirls are the antithesis to manipulating thots/golddiggers.

>>22049594
But I want to impregnate the tanukis

>>22049469
Bigger resolution.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out when that little damphir girl is around.
She's been throwing water balloons and playing with a whip of some sort when chasing the other girls.

>>22049375
Polynesian

>>22049575
Well given that you're into any girl as long as she has a nice bust, you should go find a wife somewhere with CCs, as I said. They deserve the husband they've been waiting for so long and everybody knows 2D cakes are always way bustier than younger girls.

>>22049626
The bouncing kills this WEBM for me, too glitched

>>22049609
>spoiler
I do remember. Like I said, paranoia is a bitch. It's like with phobias, on intellectual level you know you're in no danger at all, but you can't help but be afraid.

>>22049605
They're up there for me.
>Cheshire
>Rata
>Anything else with fluff

Tanuki is in the third category, which is quite large.

How does monoeyed girl's nose work?

How does monoeyed girl's brain fit in her skull?

I want to pee on my daughteru

you guys like centaur femdom?

>>22049686
>the one doujin where she sticks a horse dildo in his ass

>>22049686
>Implying she can get on the citadel walls

>>22049695
>The centaur schoolgirl doujin where she's getting fucked in her horse pussy, runs backwards into the wall, and forces him to him in her womb

>>22049609
Even dragons and tanukis?

>>22049695
>The centaur schoolgirl doujin where she's getting fucked in her horse pussy, runs backwards into the wall, and forces him to cum in her womb

>>22049706
>>22049695
can i get the names of these doujins or a link?

>>22049706
Sounds like the only proper way to mate with a centaur.

>>22049695
Eat shit

>>22049716
https://exhentai.org/g/705286/14e630c9c4/