/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Mofu lolis!

What is she so angry about?

Bunny C___y!

>>21978424
The statue she used to perch on has been removed because it's racist or something.

>there's been a new underground sport rapidly gaining in popularity
>men in speedos are coated in oil and must make it to the other end of a field without being captured by mamono
>all men must buy in before being allowed to compete
>first man to reach the end gets the money
>captured men are married on the spot
>everyone else gets nothing
would you compete?

>https://i.imgur.com/5PDg0He.png
have sex with fairies!

>>21978423

>>21978423
Smug mofu lolis.

>>21978431
No, but I wouldn't mind some slippery oiled-up wrestle sex with my waifu either naked or in tight latex catsuits.

>>21978441
Little girls should not be allowed to wear lipstick. Lipstick is not for little girls!

Nothing beats coming home to your waifu in her nicest naughty nightwear!

>>21978441
Loli foxes with multiple tails are all sluts!
SLUTS!

>>21978432
OK, now what?

>>21978465
Sluts for daddy's cock maybe.

>>21978471
now a fairy is married to your penis

>>21978465
Lolibabas are the best though.

>>21978465
They're sluts for (you).

>>21978480
i wanna breathe through a reed and hide in her koi pond overnight so i can catch her by surprise and touch one of her fluffy tails

why all the pedos in the thread?

i'm still prone to feeling guilty about diddling with a loli monster. it sure must suck to know that lolis could LITTERALY rape a grown, much more physically stronger, human man

>>21978501

Fluffy girls are the best girls, you can't prove me wrong.

>>21978501
The Sabbath would love converting you anon, no man can beat the cunny.

>>21978498
i just want to bully lolis with my vertical superiority

>>21978503
Imagine them taking turns, because they ALL want you to be their onii-chan

>>21978503
they don't always look this scary, right? it's to encourage little girls to feel stronger about themselves, no?

>>21978510
That's never a good idea anon, your dick is a perfect target for them since they're so short.

Touch the fox.

>>21978505

>>21978526
>wear stilts to become even taller, increasing my bully power by tenfold
checkmate

>>21978523
Anon they're MONSTER Girls, of course they're scary.

>>21978540
I don't know anon, I feel like you'd look like a big goon going around on stilts all the time.

>>21978523
You got it wrong, anon. All the lovey dovey fluffy cute MG loli pics are propagandas created to make MEN feel good about themselves and lure them into false sense of security.

>>21978551
no sacrifice is too great in the pursuit of bullying lolis. with my goofy ass stilts, none can hope to stop me

>>21978557
great, now i'll avoid the sabbath in case one of them fatherfuckers tries to get cute with me

>>21978532
Ah, the ultimate comfort.

>>21978557
>>21978582
But they've got Rock CD's and beer in their van.

I'm going to start posting one of these prompts each week. Here's an old one, to start with:

You're moving to a new city, where you have a job lined up. The bus pulls up to an empty stop around seven or eight PM, and you're the only passenger to disembark. You spend the next three hours wandering around, trying to find the cheap apartment you'll be staying in (while you look for better accommodations). The city is surprisingly quiet, and the air cools rapidly with the coming night.
You stop in a diner for a greasy dinner while wandering around. Finally, your cell phone connects to the data network long enough for Moogle Maps to work. A short walk after finishing your unhealthy but delicious meal finds you in front of the front door of the apartment building. Even smaller and more run down than the price suggested.
You climb the stairs to the second floor, and find the door that reads "203 A", like the key they mailed to you. The lock is sticky, but some wiggling gets the door creaking open. The apartment is quiet, smells a bit odd, and is painfully empty. Your three boxes sit unopened in hallway by the door, where the movers left them. At least you don't have much to put away. You start charging your phone, and set it to play some music while you put things away. You start by hefting the one helpfully labeled "clothes + misc" to what you guess will be your bedroom, and dig out a pile of shirts and hangers. You open up your closet to put them away, but lurking inside you find...
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
How loudly do you scream?
How quickly do you run away?
How hard do you throw the armful of button-up shirts and hangers at it?
Will you be moving out, or staying?

>>21978595
But I don't drink beer and CDs are so last decade!

>>21978592
>bruh...

>>21978592
The power of a smug husband

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>21978599
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Mandragora
I guess she does the screaming. But hey, houseplants are great, they make the air better and stuff. Going to set her up by the window and take care of her the way my daddy taught me.

>>21978599
>Kamaitachi
I don't have a choice but to impregnate my wife trio

Don't forget your umbrella

>>21978628
Rare girl to get art.

>>21978599
>Gremlin
I'm confused. I didn't send for any AC installers

>>21978599
>Apsara
I don't scream; I give a slight startled "Huh?" before asking what she's doing in my closet.
I don't run away; I outstretch an arm to help her out.
No throwing things at her, but I'll definitely be staying. I ask if she likes the music I'm playing - if not, I'll switch to something else.

>>21978599
>Dark Slime
I ask her to leave as this is my apartment.

>>21978595
Not really into alcohol, and I don't have any CD-compatible devices after my stereo broke.

>>21978656
>>21978602
The loli must change their hunting strategies.

>>21978658
They have their ways.

>>21978599
>liliraune
I'd jump from the surprise appearance. And I'd hold my urge to rape them both until my horniness settles down. Get to know them, and probably keep them so I dont get lonely. Hopefully I can figure out where theyll sleep, how I'll feed them, and when they'll get their plant to splash around their nectar in. We'd get along nicely. I'd almost want to feed them chicken parmesan subs and lemonade while they hug me to help me recover after a long day of work and being abused by my shitty demon boss

Automata MG jealous that anon is paying more attention to his T420 Thinkpad more than her!

>>21978498
Am i a pedo if i only like Oppai-lolis/shortstacks.

>>21978619
Good plan. Might have to worry about noise complaints.

>>21978626
Yeah, you probably wouldn't get very far, if you tried to run.
But what were they doing in your closet?

>>21978637
She's probably the building's superintendent.

>>21978650
How is a sexy dancer even a monster, you lucky bastard?

>>21978653
>monsterization
That's probably the former inhabitant of the apartment you're moving into.

>>21978666
Sounds like you'd care for your plant companions pretty well.

>>21978664
Loli cuddles would definitely be more enticing than beer or CDs.

>>21978686
>How is a sexy dancer even a monster, you lucky bastard?
They're milk elementals, as per KC.Still, I am definitely lucky.

>>21978599
>ren xiongmao
>embarassed, she starts to introduce herself
>she's interrupted by the spaghetti exploding from my pockets as i start to panic
>run back outside, leaving a trail of spaghetti behind me
>i can hear her shouting at me to wait while simultaneously tripping on the spaghetti trail i left behind
>she's catching up regardless
>i almost reach the stairs before she tackles me
>"I'm just one of the staff, relax!"
>oh

>>21978628
If we're going to monsterize objects do cars. After watching christine i feel cars would monsterize more than umbrellas.

>>21978599
>baphomet
>Loud
>I dont
>gimp speed
Of course i will be staying with her. I fucking love Oppai loli bahpos.

>>21978634
Is she really? I doubt it. I can name a couple monsters that need more art than karakasa-obake

>>21978702
Cars would 100% monsterize. Now the question is would their bustyness be based on drivers preference, Horsepower, or weight.

>>21978686
Hoping i wouldn't discover them so they could huff my clothing

>>21978599
>dormouse
I won the lottery

>>21978599
>Ghost
I open the closet... and see nothing. Maybe something out of the corner of my eye, but I'm pretty sure it's just the breeze blowing the curtains. Still, I've got the strange image of a cute girl in my mind. It's like she's there alongside any thoughts I have. Weird, didn't think I'd done anything to give myself a tulpa. After getting unpacked and settled down, I lay in bed and start to rest, and my thoughts are overtaken by lewd thoughts of this girl. At first they seemed to pop in out of nowhere, but when I start actively fantasizing, she seemed more and more vivid, leading to me fapping. And I just couldn't stop - normally lewd thoughts subside after I cum, but they just kept getting more vivid and intense.
Eventually, my mind was in enough of a haze, I could swear she was floating over me, schlicking just like I pictured she would, dripping all over my cock. The rest of the night blurs away as she lowers herself onto me.

The next morning, I wake up with my loving Ghost wife nestled into my arms. She gives me a little kiss on the cheek to help ease me into the day, and I instinctively, naturally, grope her firm little ass. She wiggles a little, and we start our day with some gentle, snuggly sex.

>>21978599
>Species Index
Awesome! Some goof left a copy of the MG Encyclopedia. I thought these were banned in this country? Time to read through it and fantasize about the girls until I fall asleep.

>>21978599
>Mershark
Shock and bewilderment at first as who would expect one in my pile of clothes. Then she'd lunge at me and bite.

>>21978732
are you a writefag? i haven't seen many of those around here as of late

>>21978719
My largest weeb regret in life was not collecting all 50 girls when Toyota did their Impossible Girls campaign for the new Prius. I’m missing 3 or 4, and the website is down so I’m afraid they’re gone forever.

>>21978732
Have you read Itoshi no Kana? This reminds me a lot of it.

>>21978599
Spinx
I’ll be surprised
Probably won’t run away ask what she’s doing here if I like her probably staying

>>21978772
No, but looking it up, it looks cute.

>>21978759
I write sometimes in the thread. I've started a few things on Pastebin, but never linked them because I haven't felt satisfied with them.

>>21978784
Definitely one of the most beautiful pieces I’ve read. Ecchi, but it will tug your heart more than at your dick.

>>21978599
>Hellhound
>Implying I'd even get a chance to scream, run, throw anything, or move out

>>21978599
>Amazoness
I don't scream; there's more of a chance she'll notice me if I scream.
I move slowly away from the closet, then make a break for the window.
I use the shirts in my arm to cushion my fall.
I'm moving the fuck away.

>tfw no waifu
>tfw just like cute monstergirls

>>21978870
Used to be the same, but then the allure of flat squirrels took over!

>>21978599
>Vamp Mosquito
I'll get my blood sucked before I knew it

>>21978870
I used to be the same until much like how my waifu monsterizes i was infected by a love for slime carriers and pslimes!

>>21978592
Out-fucking-played.

>>21978870
I just had to find a girl that covered everything I liked in any other girl, either just as good or better.

>>21978607
Yes indeed

>>21978599
>dark elf
I like how they look but not the whole s&m and father-daughter incest thing KC has going with them

>>21978421
Who drew that pic? Artist or source please?

What happens if you eat numerous of the demon realm fruits including prisoner, corruption, and raging mushrooms at the same time?

Death?

>>21978931
Enlightenment.

>>21978931
>>21978939
>Scour the world to find the most exotic and powerful herbs, fruits, and potions
>Your goal is a goal of aimless abandon and 'just because you can'
>You shall eat and drink of all these products, notorious for their reality changing capabilities
>You know what will happen
>Will you incubize?
>Will you die and shrug off this mortal coil?
>You want to find out
>So you feast, and feast
>Devouring the collection of powerful items before you
>Soon enough you are finished with nothing to spare
>You feel power course through your body
>Something is happening
>You feel different
>Something at your core
>Something... queazy
>You feel sick, and your stomach demands evacuation
>You vomit out your recent gluttons onto the ground outside
>Soon enough, you are finished and relief overtakes you
>You feel, normal... like as you had before
>Wait, is that it?

It might be amusing that eating all these things just leads to throwing up as the properties just cancel each other out.

>>21978599
>Unicorn.

Unicorn-san! How did you get in my closet?!

>>21978919
I'd have far too much fun teasing vampires when crossing thresholds they haven't been previously invited through.

>>21978931
Yep, that's exactly what happens since this exists https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Undead_Grey_Lamentation_Mushroom

>>21978920
S&M is the best thing in the world.

>>21978958
That’s what you get for using all of your items at once. https://youtube.com/watch?v=u4YUfrgI7Z4

>>21978719
Weight probably? I can't see Ferraris transforming into a tittymonster.
>extra thick semi flaunting her thickness in front of ford-chan.

What would happen if a musical instrument monsterized?

>>21979002
[x] Make beautiful music together

>>21979002
I think I’ve read this thread before. The Tuba discussion goes very wrong.

>>21978999
>being caught in a titty press between ford f350 and dodge ram
Heaven!

This blueberry qt3.14 missed the last ferry and wasn't able to make it to the big Oni shindig, will you rock her world?

>>21979035
I will provide the dick, but i dont think i will have to provide the rocking. She probably provides it all by herself easily.

>>21978599
>Tentacle
Good or bad?

>>21979075
Good if you dont mind girls being a bit slimy and clingy.

>>21979079
I don't mind,i like slimy girls

>>21979087
Then she would be pretty good for you. just be prepared for your body to feel like its being licked by hundreds of tongues

>>21978599
>Apsara
I have several questions. The first being why is she in there?

>Oh no! Evil Greedy Capitalist/Monopolist Danukis are getting rampant with their greed! What should we do?

Sanctions. As in, Trade Sanctions and maybe Embargoes. Danukis can't get money if they are unable to trade and or have their international accounts frozen.

Trade Sanctions hurt the Danukis... And Goblin Merchants.

>>21979096
I would,inside her would feel good af too then

>>21979129
I want to cuddle the sad Danukis!

>>21979134
Yeah they feel excellent and even better that they have multiple tentacle pussies you can fuck if you not feeling the urge to shoot a big load into her main pussy!

if one were to accidentally put on living armor, how would they take it off?

>>21979171
Ask her nicely.

>>21979180
and if she says no?

>>21979192
Then she has reason to believe that you would be in danger otherwise, and you should probably listen to her.

>>21979129
In bed with the Goblins!

I found a hair on my thigh the length of my pinky. Am I turning into a Wendi-dad?

Fuck Ren Xiongmao. They need to increase their population therefore they need some dedicated cumpumps.

>>21979268
I want to be tied down and made to cum inside a ren xiongmao 10 times in 12 hours.

>>21979285
Being an endangered species and all, that's a start.

How much Would you buy Gamer Monstergirl Bath Water?

And how much would Monstergirl Merchants sell Girl Bath Water for? Or atleast how much would it cost in Monstergirl Economy?

>>21979311
>thinking it wont be monstergirls buying human boy bathwater.
Retardo.

>>21979311
I cum in old cola cans and sell them to lonely MGs for a big mark up.
For some reason when I cum in a cherry coke can the offspring always turns out black though. Huh.

>>21979320
Okay then, but how does the logic of Monstergirls wanting to buy Human Gamer Boy Bath Water work???

Don't tell me Monstergirls of MGE have a way of using Human Gamer Boy Bath Water for scientific purposes. Or out right weaponizing it.

>>21979320
>Wolf girl buy's her favorite, single, e-celeb, man's bathwater
>Tracks him down thousands of miles just based off of scent alone

>>21979335
Retardos don't get answers.

>>21979338
The trouble of being a twitch boya.

>I NEED PICTURES! PICTURES OF ALPS!!!

>-A Danuki chief reporter

Not even Cheshire Cat will touch that one!

>>21979434
Force the Cheshire Cat to touch your hairy bollocks.

>>21979434
But you did acknowledge it, silly bitchkitten

>>21979452
I must make the sacrifice, so no one else will start the shitstorm.

>>21978599
>Dark Valkyrie
I don't scream when startled, I just freeze up.
It's just the local believer of the Fallen God trying to recruit people to their church I'm quite sure, too bad I'm more of a Eros sort of guy.

QnA is up in two hours or so, guys.

>>21979492
What would a cheshire do if she found me on the ground and not reacting to any of her usual bullshit?

>>21979497
Meant for >>21979434

>>21979497
gee anon that sounds like a great idea, I'm sure cheshire cat will be impressed by your dedication and instantly leave you alone.

>Convince a hinezumi to dump flammable liquids on herself before every fight
>Let her do the whole super blazing gas dump thing for a while
>Have her next match in a crowded area with lots of spectators
>Replace her usual oil/gas/whatever with a sticky fire retardant
>The sheer embarrassment when she can't get blazing over and over

>>21978599
>Ocelomeh
Panic, but I'm pretty much screwed and hers.

Can somebody screen cap the chatting session with KC and make an imgur album of it or something so that I can translate important questions and stuffs later? I'm outside and I don't think I'll be going home any time soon

What she is trying to do?

>>21979611
She's trying to swallow anon's dick

>>21979595
Yeah, I will.

>>21979611
Checking for alps.

>>21979655
Penis inspection day is serious business.

>>21979660
It's for your own good really. Huh? Why do all the familiars get to watch too? Training the next generation of doctors, of course.

Fuck Alps.

>>21979635
Thank you kindly, Anon

>>21979672
No, don't! They know all of a man's weaknesses!

>>21979672
I wanna get drunk with an alp on a bro night and try my best to not get sexual with it.

>>21979826
What games do you play with an Alp that aren't Halo?
Maybe Tekken?

So, until now, KC has started considering selling e-book versions of the world guides.

Just a reminder that Shirokuto is a Grade-A Loli Christmas Cake.

Also, her nipple peak is adorable.

>>21978599
>Nightmare
Just how the fuck did she manage do fit into my tiny closet?
That's definitely a question that I'd like to be answered after I'm done dicking her in self defense

>>21979937
I wish more of the Witches had long hair.

>>21979914
That would help a lot with scans.

Isn't it sometime today that KC is having a live talk in his chat? Is our shitposting platoon ready?

yandere monsters

>>21980013
It's already going on. It started 30 minutes ago

>>21980013
Ah, it's already started.

>>21979950
Yeah, but I'm guessing most Sabbaths see long hair as being mature. Which means that many of them prefer short and cute styles.

Shirokuto obviously cares a lot less about appearances, considering it took the head Baphomet to make them wear cute clothing.

>>21980014
After I beat off to a monster girl, I like cuddle up with my body pillow and pretend it's her.

Whenever I beat off to them though, afterwards my mind always drift towards sandworms. Like I feel like I should have done better and fapped to sandworms.

Is this what having a waifu is like? You just keep coming back to her?
If so, I think sandworm just might be my girl.

What do you think is the least popular species?

It seems like Shoggoths can also create slime jellies.
Also, KC's taking any questions so if you have anything to ask use Google translator or something to ask him a question

>>21980083
The one you forgot exists.

>>21980119
>use Google translator or something to ask him a question
I would suggest you don't. He really doesn't like that.

>>21980144
Of course, you have to excuse yourself first.
Guy who asked shoggoth slime jellies also seemed like a foreigner, starting his question with "I'm not that good with Japanese but I was big fan of yours" and all that.

Electric and Light elementals exist. Light elementals would be somewhat peculiar, just like Dark Matter

Gremlins can't create whole Automatons by themselves yet, but they can create parts for repairing and customizing and stuffs like that

In Sai-da you can find shops for Automaton parts

>>21980210
Electric elementals sound neat.
>>21980267
Nice to know gremlins are hard at work.

Q: Cheshires are well-known for teasing males, but are there any cases where they have fallen for specific male so profoundly that they're unable to tease him?

A: Cheshires don't tease males they don't like so actually their teasing indicates that they have fallen for that male. I guess something like 'she tried to tease him by denying his orgasm but failed because she also wanted his cum so badly' can happen, but it all depends on the individual differences

>>21980337
Suck it, avatarfags.

>>21980267
Very interesting OP.

Joker Trumparts exist

She cute

>>21980267
Call me when Automatons can make Automatons.

>>21979611
Taking away his human rights

It seems like Balrog MGs exist and KC said 'wait for its entry'.
But is it okay to just use something straight out from Tolkein? Surely there must be some copyright problems?

>>21980477
This was known for years. The question was about when is the Balrog mentioned in encyclopedia 2 coming out and he said please continue to wait.

MGs know the concept of sperms and eggs and how they work because they have researched very throughly on the matter

>>21980337
Failed orgasm denial sounds amusing, would make a mess of a Cheshire's face.
>>21980494
I really hope it's soon.

STOP LEWDING LOLIS

Is someone making a transcript copypasted of the chatlog?

>>21980549
try and stop me

>>21980477
Then it turns out it's Balrog from Cave Story.

>Anon finally finds the legendary cat island

Very few MGs are shotacons because they don't really care about male's age or appearance and stuffs like that

>>21980396
do they live in a society?

>>21980611
Shotfags btfo.

>>21980568
The Ayatollah looks down on you

>>21980624
Eh, it's not like they don't 'hate' shotas. It seems 'lolification magic' can work on males as well turning him to shota (albeit temporarily) so looks like some kind of onee-shota-ly sex can always happen. It's just that MGs don't choose males just beacuse they are shotas or something like that

>>21980549
I'm trying but these anons are expressing their desires to fuck little girls

>>21980549
Stop being a cumbly bumbly fag.

>>21980624
It's just reconfirming that monsters don't care about appearance at all. That creepy Dark Mage or Kraken who has been staring at you isn't going to sneak in a shota transformation unless you did something to indicate that it's your fetish.

>>21980624
KC has to balance a delicate game, where he gives us degenerates the content we like, without out-right typing "child sex" on his twitter.

>>21980611
Based kc

>>21980682
>creepy Dark Mage
What would she do when she found out I fap to creampie gangbangs all the time?

>>21980706
Get you a Doppel potion.

It's not confirmed yet, but next World Guide may feature a 'Casino city' mentioned in the new book(I don't know what he's talking about since I didn't read the book)

>>21979035
No duh, I mean she's got nobody else. Leads to a night of drinking and sloppy drunken sex.

loli mg's are for cumming inside of

It looks like all the MG red light district works similarly like the one in 'Dae Ryua' (the stripper club island). If you pick a girl, you get a waifu

>>21980763
That sounds scary, what if I just want a one night stand with a "exotic" monster girl?

>>21980778
She takes you somewhere where the night never ends.

>>21980611
>they don't really care about male's age
You realize that plays in favor of shotas as well right

MGs in general are not really hostile toward the 'religion of Chief Goddess.' In fact, there are many cases where a believer continues to keep her religion after she had monsterized

>>21980799
I don't want to go to the demon realm. It sounds scary being total night.

>>21980706
Tell you to stop have shit taste.

MGs like Automatons and Living Armor all can have babies. In case of Automatons it's not like they were built with that kind of functions at the first place, but more like they have self-updated their bodies after getting semen from her husband

>>21978922
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/File:Family_pic.png

>>21980587
I'd be so happy in the cat kingdom

Fuck, I didn't know chat logs just disappear after some time. Is somebody keeping screen caps of this or something? Because there were some questions I couldn't find time to translate because there were so many at the time

>>21980889
Yeah. I'm at 63 screencaps currently,

>>21980889
You fucked up, mayne.

>>21980895
Thanks anon.

The red queen is the white queen and the tribe is a chess golem.

>>21980763
Doesnt that go against the rare cases mentioned in MGE II?

>>21980857
Dreams DO come true.

Q. How do MGs with specific items attached to them (e.g. like Cursed Swords or Genies) born?
A. MGs themselves are born from their mother, but items just appear suddenly at one point. How peculiar!

>>21980948
Think about what 'rare' means, anon.

>>21979937
i want a motherly loli from her sabbath

>>21980996
shoggoths are unfair cheaters, they need to acquire a husband the right way otherwise i'll get upset

>>21980549
But they're already lewd.

>>21980825
That must be very awkward.

>>21980976
Motherly lolibabas are max comfy

So nobody's gonna ask if bicorns give birth to unicorns or more bicorns? Then again, knowing KC he'd probably say that it depends on what the father wants.

>>21981113
is kc the king of having your cake and eating it too?

>>21980948
What do you mean? I had always assumed it was rare for it not to be a one and done situation.

>>21981120
More like the emperor.

There is no cult for onee-sans like Sabbath is for lolis since onee-san is more of a popluar taste, so making cults for them is kinda pointless

>>21980549
t. CC Dragon who will eventually become a Dragon Zombie

>>21981157
Oof. I figured age would be the reason, but citing popularity as being to high is funny as fuck. Also i will just headcanon it in for me.

>>21980014
What non-yan species would be the most likely be yan? No Shirohebi or Kikimora because those are the most talked about already

>>21981157
DJ Khaled "Suffering from Success"

>>21981195
I was about the say any snek but they're pretty possessive in the first place.

Maybe Scyllae and Krakens since they want to hug you as long as they can.

>>21981195
Unicorn.

>>21980477
They've had Balrogs in other non-Tolkien related properties like Maplestory before so if they could get away with it I'm sure KC can

>>21981195
I like to imagine my loli Night Gaunt wife not only being extremely clingy but beyond Shirohebi/Wisp level of yan.

>>21981113
In my headcanon one will be more likely to give birth to a member of her own species but it's a roughly a 1/5 or 1/3 percent chance that a bicorn could have a unicorn daughter and a unicorn a bicorn daughter. This isn't based off of anything solid I just like the family dynamics it would entail

i get a jinko muay thai boxer brawler that protect mes while i'm in a highly condensed demon realm
am i safe?

>>21981258
What is a highly condensed demon realm.

>>21981258
Wolfus>tigers.

>>21981273
You get a Demon Realm when you put it in water.

>>21981273
air is contaminated with monster mana, the water is literal vagina cum, it's crowded with monsters, the food is unhealthy-looking but can probably make you cum without anything touching your cock as soon as it hits the bottom of your stomach. mamono mana, all scrunched up in one metropolis

Come to Zipangu!

>>21981301
>the water is literal vagina cum

>>21981308
there's low birth rates there and everyone's old, i think i'm good

>>21981344
>everyone's old

>>21981344
>he doesn't like CC's
look at this man and laugh

>>21981301
there's orgies on the trains, the girls after school scout out for old men to molest and rape, there's rape-and-run incidents at night, redcap stabbings, bullied witches spell-casting up schools, police "brutalities", incubus prostitutes, and more

What has science done?

>>21981380
What a terrible place to raise your children.

>>21981380
>incubus prostitutes
those bicorn pimps know the best spots to find business if ya know what i'm sayin

>>21981380
>bullied witches spell-casting up schools
Dang, I want to bully a busty young nerd witch in school until she mind controls me into being her sex slave.

>>21981408
yeah, i would hate to fucking see a young boy who lost his parents on the train only to receive "help" from a dark mage three times his size

A sure way for unmarried males to travel to Wonderland is to go to bed while thinking stuffs like "I really want to go to Wonderland!" or "I really want to date Wonderland girls!". Then he would wake up and find himself in Wonderland

>>21981438
Well shit.
I'd have a cheshire cats pretty quick.

>>21981447
>go to sleep at night after a hard day
>cant stop fantasizing about wonderland
>wake up the next day
>all you can see is fat cheshire ass
>all you can feel is her deep throating your cock.

Man, there's lot of questions going on and I also spent a lot of time creating legible Japanese sentences for my question so I kinda missed a lot of questions. I'll make sure I'll go through them later with screen caps that one Anon seems to be saving.

Anyone who wants to ask him a question? I think I can make one or two questions

>>21981482
Exactly.
It would be great.
Gonna fondle that fat cat ass.

>>21981484
are adult baphos a thing. Like are there baphos that have chosen to become adults permanently.

>>21981484
I'm currently at 110 screencaps.

>>21981484
is space travel possible?

>>21981484
How big is the average undead kingdom?

>>21981482
Facesitting seems like a Caterday tradition

>>21981484
Does the Undersea Kingdom keep land animals in glass rooms like how we keep fishes in glass bowls?

>>21981499
I asked him this, and KC said

>It is possible, and maybe there already exists one. Though I've never seen one myself!

>>21980477
He already took sandworms from Dune

>>21981581
>As for the wizard of Oz, it may come out with a named character ~
Add another one to the pile.

>>21980476
>tfw no undead rulers to take away my human rights

>>21981606
Anon you just reinforcing bad behavior by being a slut to the undead

How to marry Druella:

Go to MG counseling center, and declare that you want to marry Druella. Defeat every Druella's MG bodyguards or pour Mana marker all over yourself.
Go to Lescatie. Tell Druella how you feel, or rather, pin her down. PROFIT!

*Of course, whole thing would fail if you're even slightly drawn to other MG races

So a Mermaid's hair is always reasonably glossy and moist instead of always being wet.

>>21981624
They know what's best for me anyway. I am looking forward to being a loyal subject of the Undead Empire!

>>21981574
Polite Japanese no, sounds like think of it if you want kind of like futa potions but it actually existing is a "maybe"

I asked two questions about the Night Gaunt because she is my waifu.
It sounded like he said that unmarried Night Gaunts have tails that are thinner than their husbands and then I asked if you can change what type of tentacles you have when transformed and he said "You can. You can make tentacles by freezing mucus freely to some extent".

>>21981695
Glad to hear you got your answers Nightgauntanon! I can’t think of anything particular to ask about Hatters, but am monitoring see if anyone else comes up with one.

>>21981695
I asked twice how harpies can write if they don''t have hands, but I didn't see it answered and don't want to ask again. Hopefully he did.

>>21981722
QnA session is over currently. I mean, it's 1 AM in Japan.
Also I think I saw one question regarding Hatters but it flew past since I was asking him about adult baphos.

>>21981733
By the end Will opened a window to ask questions and you had a few seconds to ask before KC answered what was being asked for that session.

>>21981722
Some anon asked about their clothing. It's made of mushrooms, though, if you hold your hand over the mushroom parts, they feel like shrome, while the cloth-looking parts feel like cloth.
Madhatters could also just pull a string and undress in an instant, though.

>>21977528
>it is not an unreasonable assumption to think that, since humans are not naturally adept at magic, their cities must be harsh, primitive places with no amenities, but only if you ignore the existence of Engineers
>the Engineers are humans who invent new machines, improve old designs, and find effective ways of using already existing technology
>their high understanding of physics allows them such feats as making drawbridges that move by themselves, bringing light to the entire city at night, or even creating flying vehicles without ever using magic
>they are often lost deep in thought, and are on average less likely to socialize, some going so far as to only interact with other Engineers to consult them on their projects
>these traits make them appear cold and distant, but they are fully capable of returning affection and are not more difficult to court compared to other men

>>21981733
Did you ask when it was time for the questions? There were a lot of people questioning so at the KC received questions in intervals.
Also somebody asked how bird MGs dress themselves and KC answered their claws can work somewhat like human hands. I guess that's your answer

>>21981747
Ah, oh well. He answered my question about mermaid hair.

>>21981495
Good man. she also probably wants you to get a good taste of her pussy so make sure you give that some attention.

>>21981547
indeed it is!

>>21981438
Nice.

>>21981750
Ah! This lines up absolutely perfectly with what I had already assumed from the profile. It seems I was on KC’s wavelength when approaching my dear wife in my mind! Thank you!

I want a nurse kikimora

Thicc wights.

>>21981829
Oh yes! Eating out a wight like that sounds like heaven

>>21981640
I assume it's the same for other water-dwelling mamono?

>>21981798
I want a soldier kikimora.

>>21981873
I want to be the batman/cuddlepump for a navy captain Kikimora

>>21981695
Pretty nice answers glad you got some more info about your wife too nightgauntfag anon.

>>21981886
>batman

>>21981798
I want a meido kiki to wake me up every morning and from every nap by licking my face, followed by some deep, passionate kissing, and then a blowjob to top it off.

>>21981915
I want a cute, blind batgirl to echolocate my dick and then blush furiously while covering her ears.

>>21981736
When are we getting screenshots?

>>21981915
Moths make bat noises to mess with their echo-locating. Discuss.

>>21981755
Makes sense, since there are people without arms in real life who use their feet as substitute hands.
https://youtu.be/DpNlvQLgsAc

>>21981943
I knew it, moths are bullies!

>>21981943
>delinquent mothgirls shouting at a nerdy bat flying by
>les~!
>bo~!
>vir~!
>gin~!
>bat starts crying and crashes into a window
>it ends up in cute sex with her childhood friend

QnA is over, they're just talking about WGIII somewhat, so I'll stop saving everything.

>>21981978
Thank you anon. Hope it wasn't too much of a bother for you

>>21981967
>tfw

>>21981978
It was only 6 hours or so, no worries.

GUYS

>>21981829
That looks more like a lich

>>21982033
With parrots, everything is an erogenous zone.

>>21982033
New tittybird species?

http://imgbox.com/g/9MMlViBfdd
>>21981981
>>21979595
QnA is here. 139 screenshots.

>>21981957
I though 'the claw' was referring to something that was at top of their wings, like Gandharvas have? My memories are unclear so you might have to wait for actual screen caps

>>21982033
green birb

>>21982075
Oh wow. It's up already.
Feels like I would spend my entire week going through all this.
Anyway I'm off to bed. Again, thank you for your hard work, anon.

Computer maintenance with Grem-chan

>>21982033
I'd just like to remind you that for many parrots the back of the head is an erogenous zone that, by gently stroking, can cause the bird to see you as a mate.

>>21982086
I should clean the insides of mine.

>>21982074
horsecunny!

>>21982090
>Does Polly want a cracker?
>Polly wants yo papa's sweet cock
>What did Polly say to me?

>>21982080
Gandharva is the only one to have claws on her wings in her profile pic though.

>>21982086

>>21982100
>>What did Polly say to me?
you asking for a translation?
"gohan" rice, food, snack, etc

>>21982086
What is her favorite Linux distribution?

>>21982100
They become very possessive in addition to occasionally trying to hump.

>>21981920
i want sahu to wake me up by putting her ass in my face and hugging my head to it with her tail

sure wish there are salt-water sahugains so one can hunt crabs for me and we dine like royalty tonight

>>21982145
>>21982154
So I heard you like Sahus

>>21982157
Indeed.

I have read the truth about the order. Man that is kinda fucked up, I feel bad for them.

>>21982162
Why do they wear school swimwear?

>>21982157
Whatever gave you that idea?
>>21982165
What?

>>21982173
>What looks like clothing that they are wearing is actually a part of their scales. These scales can be taken off or moved aside to make it convenient for having sex with a man. Occasionally, they molt, removing and discarding these scales. The shed scales can be worn as clothing, and there is a demand for them even among other monsters.

>>21982173
Those are scales that look like school swimwear, anon. Also, we kinda needed a natural source of producing swimwear, and Sahus fit the bill.

>>21982165
and it's a bigger shame that they're the only thing that prevents the extinction of human men. without the order, eventually a "heat death" for humanity happens and mamono will commit suicide because there nothing left that can satisfy them

>>21982181
Where did you read that?

>>21982181
>Although it is impossible to say for sure, it is quite likely that mamono will start having incubi before the death of the current generation.

>>21982178
>>21982174
Gonna grab me a chubby sahu.
A real fatty tuna.

>>21982181
>4)Your native demon realm will ultimately remain without people, because they will all become mamono and incubi. And, undoubtedly, the number of men for whom you can marry, will soon reach zero, until the boys begin to be born. Will the ruling elite take any countermeasures (besides hunting men in other places)?

>You can go in search of a husband elsewhere or develop tourism and beautification of the kingdom so that people come from outside. There are many different actions to attract people to the right place. Although it is impossible to say for sure, it is quite likely that mamono will start having incubi before the death of the current generation.

>>21982191
>>21982211
I wish to have the first son in Wonderland with my Dear Hatter Wife! She’ll fashion a small cap for him and he’ll be a hit with all the girls in his class!

>>21981829
I want to pull her noble ahoge

>>21982217
What a happy housewife.

>>21982211
>death of the current generation
some of us here are immortal tho

>>21982211
>>21982230
Imagine an incubus child being born to a sandworm.

>>21982181
Once the DL wins they'll be able to give birth to incubus and it is stated the monsters will keep places as "reservations" where humans are kept pure so they can still grab humans from there,.

Newfag.

>>21982174
Well I would feel like shit if I was devoted as fuck, then learning that all this devotion was for nothing and I basically lived in a huge sack of lie. The og chiefgod created the demon lord to kill humans if their numbers arise. Heroes only exist as tools too for this balance keeping too, there is no actual love from the chief god towards humans. To think that a monster, the current demon lord had bigger love towards humans than the actual creator, and the current one is sad.

Some writefag should make a story about a pally having his mental breakdown about this, then healing of course. Healing is super important.

>>21982237
A generation isn't measured by lifespan. A human generation is around 20 years. Because monsters are slower to have children it is probably considerably a larger number and will never happen in the books because it ruins the status quo of monsters hunting down husbands but the point is it disproves grimdark pro order shit.

>>21982154
they go to the islands so they are just fine in saltwater areas

>>21982256
oops brainfart i forgot

>>21982243
i hope a hellhound rapes you

>>21982075
Holy shit that's a lot of images.

>>21982243
>inb4 incubi aren't human/are monsterboys

>>21982266
ok good, i don't want my sahu to become a landshark girl or something

>>21982280
>landshark girl

>>21982230
How would you have time to raise a son in Wonderland?
Especially considering your sexual appetite

>>21982292
I imagine it would be long from now, decades even!
It would be an adjustment but a welcome one to bear!
Perhaps myself and some of my friends like the Pslimefag, dragonfag, trumpartfag and others could take turns rotation babysitting or having our kids play together!

>>21982292
Incubi can be refreshed by sex the same way baseline humans are refreshed by sleep, so they can lead a normal/consistent life even though they have lots of sex

>>21982269
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>21982322
Shiny

>>21981920
If your Kikimora isn't mounting you to the hilt every morning, you aren't a real master to her.

>>21982432
I'm more of an oral guy. I'd rather be woken up by licks, kisses, and blowjobs rather than sex. Sex is her reward for a job well done. And she always does a good job

>>21982042
i want to make love to this lich!

Covering a female knight's whole body with all kinds of pleasure insignia possible!

>>21978599
>Tritonia
She didn't even noticied I was there

>>21981915
>Go Zubat!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tn42oAx9wo

>>21982533
>Exploring a cave, searching for a ushi-oni girlfriend
>Forgot to use repel
>Werebats EVERYWHERE

>>21981985
Peak female body.
And very cute personality.
I would put up with (tl note: marry) this f@ b@

>>21982541
And they said an ice cream shop in Winterstown would bomb!

>>21982542
>Attract the attention of a BIG Werebat.

>>21982544
>>21982559
What do I feed my smol childhood friend werebat to turn her into a BEEEEG werebat?

F@ C@ T@S

>>21982565
Lots and lots of fruit.

Imagine swimming in the ocean trying to find a mermaid waifu only to get raped by a piece of kelp

>>21982322
hellhounds are hoodrat gangswomen that fucks all the pure and beautiful men

>>21982590
That's why you buy a mana marker.

>>21982541
what flavor of ice cream are they eating?

>>21982597
and buy an extra pair of mana marker for nookies cuz they'll charge your sperm count too

>>21982594
My wife is no hoodrat, and I am definitely not pure or beautiful.

What's her thought?

>>21982598
semen

>>21982597
>"I'm sick and tired of being ignored by man after man, I'm gonna show him why flow kelps are 10 times better than those fish sluts"
or
>Buy danuki branded mana marker
>Actually gives you the mana marker to the loneliest girl in town out of the kindness of her heart
>and the bribe she was given
>Happily gives you a refund and gives you the card to her wedding planner cousin

Actual scans when?

Going to apply for janny position?

>>21982568
You hat me at F@ C@

You got the stuff?

>>21982598
Glacies gets mint chocolate chip, Yeti gets cookie dough, peanut butter cup, double fudge, and vanilla

>>21982630
I thought that was Kiki-san's job.

>>21982597
Banana head

>>21982647
Kiki-san is too busy getting punished by master to do her job correctly.

>>21982647
She’s certainly be better than Shoggy at the job.
>Thread deleted. Reason: Off topic. Talk about Mastah.
>(User was banned for this post. Reason: Not about Mastah!)

>>21982646
How does yeti-chan stay so thin if she eats like that? It must all go to her tits and ass
>>21982666
In general masters or is she talking about a specific master?

>>21982647
didn't jp had a janitor wit a maid mascot at one point?

>>21982590
I'd panic pretty hard while getting wrapped and restrained by surprise kelp.

>>21982669
Silly anon. There’s only one Mastah, her Mastah! All others are frauds.

Actually, I wonder what it’s like when a married Shoggoth meets another shoggoth who is also married to a different man.

>>21982644
Yeah I got it, where's the money, huh? I want to see the money!

>>21982669
>How does yeti-chan stay so thin if she eats like that? It must all go to her tits and ass
Yetis have a higher body heat than normal, both to burn unwanted excess fat and to make hugs comfier.

>>21982669
Cute and thick!

>>21982607
she must've been raised by sophisticated humans, then. and since that's the case then yes you are pure and beautiful, you just haven't seen been to a real hellhound neighborhood

>>21982683
No, no, no, you don't see the money till I see the stuff!