/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Alice best momhu and marisa best dadhu

Eirin is my motherwife

>>21977612
warning warning

Kanako or eirin are perfect mothers

Okina is literally a god of moms and Kanako’s mom so the answer is simple

>>21977923
Okina sucks lmaooooooooooooo

>>21977443
As in my momhu or the momhu of our children?

>>21977443

>>21977443
Ran

Kanako is MILF-y

>>21981766
Both would mandate the same result

>>21981592
You suck, anon.

>>21984011
Forgot pic

I'm going to make Junko a mommy!

Again!

>>21977443
Unironically, Junko would be a good mom as long as the child (or grown adult) does not look like her son, i.e., she is a good momhu if and only if the child is not a direct descendant of hers.

>>21984893
I'm gonna dress up as Junko's son and trigger her motherly instincts!

>>21984893
I want to leave Junko voicemails saying "why did you let me die?" and "it's cold down here mommy"

>>21977443
But wouldn't it be hard all the time if you had a mom with those Kanakers?

>>21985498
Mommy Kanakp can help you get rid of those pesky urges for good!

Shinki would probably be a safe bet

>>21984042
I guess I'll go with Nemuno then.

>>21977759
Busy women aren't good mothers. They have to split their attention between family and work.

>>21985753
Not if mom takes me to work with her!

>>21984550
That feel when your momhu will never "accidentally" make you grow a dick to satiate her shota quota.

>>21986454

damn okina

>>21986545
I guess the mystery of Sanae's slutty nature is solved when one takes into account genetics.

A Tiger Mommy.

>>21985758
Helping mother Eirin unwind after a long day at work!

>>21977443
unquestionably

>>21977452
Shanghai the aunthu

>>21989116
Sleeping in mom's bed together with her!

>>21992284
Waking up before Eirin does and making her some breakfast!

>>21992409
Fixing the broken skirt of her work uniform while she's relaxing in the bath!

>>21981592
>lmaooooooooooooo

>>21992272
shanghai is the autistic daughter

>>21984893
I want to confuse Junko by calling her 'mama'

>>21992501
theres a fine line between me using that once, and me being a crossboard faggot

>>21995607
>theres a fine line between me using that once
Shitposter making excuses.

You should follow his advice.

>>21995607
back to /bant/ with you!

>>21995640
im not even from /bant/

Take it easy. Post more momhus.

>>21985506
you sly dog

>>21987917
I must make this tiger a mommy, my body demands it

I want Junko to look at me like this

>>21997858
I want Junko to look at me like this

>>21997862
I wonder what goes through her mind when she stares at someone like that

>>21997942
She probably caught anon sniffing her used panties while masturbating and is now thinking of how to punish him.

>>21998010
Hopefully it won't be severe for a repeat offender

>>21998058
The first time will just be a talking to. The next few times will be spankings of increasing intensity. If anon doesn't stop after that, she'll have to have a serious discussion with Heca on whether to apply drastic measures to solve the situation or not.

>>21998083
W-what kind of drastic measures will the two mommy do?

>>21998083
Slaps on the wrist will merely incentivize someone to continue

>>21998157
Making anon stop masturbating one way or another. It could be by making him wear a chastity cage, taking him to see Eirin for a little procedure to make him lose interest in the act or by physically regressing him and leaving him too young to be interested in those kind of things. Either way, his days of jacking off are over.

>>21998234
True. That's why you give repeated and painful slaps on the butt instead.

>>21998259
She'd eventually have to give up once she realises that it isn't helping and is just pointlessly hurting someone

Junkonogs always ruin these threads. Post valid moms and stop spamming failed ones that have canonically loose vaginas.

>>21999114
Eirin is a top mom, but please don't bully Junko

Mother Keine would comfort me and make me never feel stressed about something

>>21981592
Nigger you wew.
I fucking keked into my pants.

>>21999114
eirin eirin!

>>21997942
Most women with whammers have personalities too prissy and lame to let them
plonk those whammers down onto someone's head
but that would be a fun idea for a man and he'd plonk those whammers down onto their head.

>>22000500
Imagine how pleasant this would feel like.

>>22004965
Would feel even better to have her tuck you in bed as well

>>21999114
Why not both man. Both is good.

>>22006850
I want Junko to press her breasts against me

>>21977443
Any 2hu drawn by Chanta

>>22007410
Now thats wrong

Mommy Byakuren would motivate me with her smile!

>>22011248
Imagine

>>22011330
I want to rest my head on mom's bosom!

>>22012841
I want to share a bed with mom!

>>22013539
Having a wet dream and ruining mom's bedsheets and nightgown!

>>22013608
Getting cleaned up by mom and going back to sleep with her!

>>22013623
I want Byakuren to bathe me and vice versa every day!

>>22013653
Imagine taking a bath together with her and the rest of the UFO cast.

>>22013696
Sounds pretty embarrassing, everyone doing their own thing like having a chat or cleaning themselves while Byakuren is rinsing my hair and drying me with a towel afterwards in front of everyone

>>22013743
What is there to be embarrassed over? They'd just see you as a kid and would pay you no mind. Ichirin wouldn't bother to cover herself up and scream "kyaah!" in embarrassement, Nue wouldn't tease you lewdly or make fun of your equipment down there and Nazrin wouldn't get a sour look of jealousy on her face if you stared at Shou's breast while ignoring hers. In fact, they'd probably think that it'd be weird if Byakuren allowed you to take a bath without her supervision.

>>22013855
But I don't want to make Byakuren waste her time with me when I could do things by myself and help her keep the temple in good condition.

>>21977923
She's known to neglect the fuck out of her children. Not even close to a good momhu

>>22013906
She'd probably prefer to take a bath with you to make sure you wash up properly, but if you really want to spare her time, she'd likely just put Ichirin in charge of your baths. She's one of those responsible Onee-chan types after all.

>>22013906
Why is byakuren a rat? That doesnt seem good

>>22013993
I'd prefer to bathe by myself, alone. I may sleep in the same bed as Byakuren but that does not mean all of my actions need to be monitored or done for me.

>>22014040
Bathing with your mom and the rest of the temple is perfectly normal and totally not obsessive on her part. And besides, it's not like she doesn't allow you privacy outside of bath times. If Junko was your mom, you wouldn't be even allowed to go to the bathroom without her present.

>>22014080
I guess so. Outside of that, then, I expect to be left to my own devices, which means that there will be no curfews.

>>22014147
I really don't know where you could even go, since the temple isn't exactly next to the village to my knowledge, so a curfew likely wouldn't be needed.

>>22013962
How so, anon?
Just because Kanako is a childless cake doesn't mean Okina was a bad mom. Though, she certainly put a lot of stress on herself since she has 180 kids.

>>22014473
Kanako is better than okina

>>22014080
I wish Junko would hold my hand whenever I'm in the bathroom

Kanako is my mom and I love her very much.

>>22014996
Can't be better if she hasn't even mastered the art of bedding men.

Reisen

Which momhu would make the best food?

>>22026485
God of the kitchen!

>>22022814
Reisen isnt a mother

>>21984586
Good luck anon!

>>22028030
I will MAKE her one!

Mother Yuyu leading me to the bathroom at night

>>22031970
Youmu is on the /jaypee/

>>22031970
Why though? Youmu wouldn't wake up in the night if she had to pee.

>>22032016
Youmu got the urge just before falling asleep

how is youmu on page 8 now?

>>21977443
Serious answer: Eiki.
If a child of hers misbehaved, Eiki would reprimand and punish them in some way, but likely would also be understanding of the child and know how to incentivize the child to be better.
She is also very caring despite her nagging attitude and would congratulate her child on what good they accomplish and also incentivize the child to be the best that they can be.

>>22033089
I want mother Eiki to motivate me to do my best!

The devil mom herself, of course.

>>22033917
What's so good about her?

>>22019866
Virgin oldhags are the best.

>>22036399
Virgin mommies!

>>21985758
Mom testing various drugs on you!

>>22041095
I want her to test an age regression drug on me

>>22041103
Reisen being forced to babysit you afterwards!

>>22041152
That's cool. She's a good girl after all.

Moms hanging out

>>22041103
Well that's one way to get into Keine's school

>>22045394
But what if I take a dose that's too large and end up like this >>22004965? Keine doesn't run a daycare.

>>22045423
She'll be hired as a private tutor after school hours then.

>>22045541
Private lessons with Keine-sensei!

>>22045570
Please do not lewd my mom-sensei

>>21977443
Cirno wins all challenges!!!

I want to sleep with my mom Eirin and use her chest as a pillow

>>22045741
Ok, Mokou Onee-chan.

>>22047184
Me on the left, helping set up the watermelon for mom.

>>21977443
ur imouto

>>22047118
Imagine the soft

>>22047346
The things I would do to have a momhu put me in a carrier and let me rest my head on her breasts while she carries on with her day!

>>22047381
Imagine being carried by Byakuren like that while she meets with her old friend Makai mom, gives her a hug and you're squished between two sets of massive breasts!

>>22047429
I want them to take turns breastfeeding me afterwards!

>>22047503
reisen fucking dies in oppai

>>22047503
Do the different momhus have different flavours?

>>22047564
Of course, the flavour of the breastmilk is influenced by the diet of the person. So if one of the momhus is fond of eating fruits or chocolate, their milk will taste very sweet.

>>22047631
Why does Seiga give me such motherly vibes, when she really shouldn't?

>>22047860
Wicked hermits arent moms

>>22047429
imagine suffocating and dying and it is skyrim opening cutscene lolol

>>22049048
pls don't die die the anon

Extremely high milk production

My mother Ran's soft lap

Taishi-sama
if I ever find a way into gensokyo I want Taishi-sama to teach me how to become a hermit!

My mom said she wanted to cosplay as Mamizou or Ran.

>>22054026
why mamizou?

Reimu's mom!

>>22054547
She's here to drop off Reimu for aunt Kasen while she goes out to solve an incident!

Marisa's (and Kanako's, and Kokoro's) mom!

>>22054561
Kokoro already has a mom

>>22054561
>>>/bant/

USA
USA
USA

>>22054520
We were at a convention in Japan and she liked the tails of the Mamizou cosplayers.

>>22055332

>>22055687
You brought your mom to a con in Japan with you?

>>22054026
I had a dream where my mom was meiling and we were at the grocery store

>>22054585
Byak is just a random bhuddist
Okina is Hata no Kawakatsu deified

>>22056956
Okina is a terrible mom for abandoning her daughter for Miko and some random bhuddist to raise.

>>22056964
She's just off to work all the time.
Did you not read Grimoire of Usami? She showered Miko with praise.

>>22055687
is ur mum a MILF? PICS?

>>22054547
Not a good momme, she will just give a lot of sweet dumplings to Reimu for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

>>22057129
That's fine if the rest of the nutrients Reimu needs come from Kasen's breastmilk

>>22054553
Makes me feel guilty for all the Reimu rape doujins I’ve read

>>22057110
Probably, she is mistaken for being 40 frequently. No, fuck off.

>>22055743
We were in Japan on holiday and our time there happened to line up with a con. She came along as she was interested to see what it was all about, and didn't have anything she specifically wanted to see in Tokyo by herself.

>>22054520
Perhaps she's just as hairy and saggy as her, a perfect fit I say.

>>22057748
Wow, rude!
Mamizou is not saggy, i think you are confusing her with Yukari

Which momhu's breasts would you want to be smothered by?

>>22060527
Eirin-Okaasan-sensei

>>22060582
Good choice

>>22060716
God I wish that were me

>>22060734
same here

>>22060716
LEWD!

>>22061125
Nothing lewd about hugging your mom, anon.

>>22063272
Hugging Yuyu and going to bed together!

>>22064193
Imagine the softness

Sleeping on mom's belly as a pillow!

Remember, momhus will always try their best to show how much they love and care about you, but please think about the momhu's health, too! Make them something nice to show that you appreciate what they're doing for you!

Why are most, if not all, momhus trying to lure me into sexual intercourse with them?

>>22070707
Can't help it, moms get lonely too. They just love you too much to go out and get some stranger's dick. Of course, this leads them to subconsciously taking their needs out on you.

>>22070707
Just a few bad apples. Seiga nyan-nyan is a rather lustful mommy.

Alice is technically a momhu

Me on the right.

>>22074574
>gggcdgk
>aydldgsysydsg
>gdgydldlsgshylsh
>gdhlvgdhdfgdgshh
>dgdhdhdjhhdhdhdh.
>dgdhdgfgdgdbdgggcdg

I want Alice to read to me!

>>22070952
I want Seiga to give me a bath

>>22077957
Seiga giving anon a bath! Seiga squeezing anon's balls as a threat when his hands get too close to her forbidden zones!

>>22077968
I would never touch Seiga nyan-nyan's forbidden zones without her permission! Besides, my back would be facing her while she was giving me a bath, so I doubt I'd even be able to!

>>22077978
Would Seiga nyan-nyan punish her son if he got a boner while being bathed or just laugh at him and call it cute?

>>22077991
She'd probably understand that anon is a big boy with big boy needs now, but she'd still find it adorable how he gets aroused by something like this. From that point on anon would most likely never be allowed to take a bath, but only be given one by Seiga herself.

>>22078008
What if she caught anon in the laundry room sniffing her used panties? Would there be punishment then?

>>22078049
Having mature thoughts is forgivable, acting upon them in such a way is not, and you can expect a punishment that'll make you think twice before doing it again.

>>22078098
What would be mommy Seiga's preferred choice of punishment?

>>22078243
Waterboarding

>>22078008
Bakusen Nyan Nyan!

My mom getting ready to teach me how to swim.

>>22060527
P-cup mom and cowmom

>>21998259
I want Junko to spank me until my butt is completely sore!

Me admiring my mom's breasts

>>22079640
Must be akward when your mom is also your teacher

If Yuuka was my mom things would be different around here, and probably my hair would be green

>>22089295
Not quite, having my mom as my teacher simply means I get to spend the entire day being with her!

>>22089414
Having Yuuka as your mom sounds scary, but at the same time rather comforting knowing you're safe in her hands

>>22079640
God I hope Keine-sensei sees my huge bulge, that is easily noticeable in my tight, white speedo, right after I'm out of the pool!

>>22092475
She'd just smirk and say something along the lines of "I guess you're still a kid, anon".

>>22090089
And also you had the chance to suck those tits

>>22093525
I want Keine to tease me like that until I start crying

>>22093525
fuggg :DDD

>>22033089
Yes. As the judge she would know best how to raise you to pass the test at the end when standing before the judge. It's literally impossible to make a better choice than her.

>>22075068
She's teaching her dolls the alphabet!

>>22094502
I think that benefit would not be exclusive to Yuuka

>>22095491
She wouldn't want to make you cry though.

>>22106967
Does that mean I can get anything I want if I just cry in front of her?

>>22107074
It will work at first, but if you keep crying in front of Keine-sensei, she'll start to see you as more and more immature and will treat you accordingly. Keep at it for long enough you'll be basically a toddler in her eyes.

>>22108121
Jokes on her, that just means she'll have to spend more time with me, which is exactly what I want!

>>22108227
Everyone's a gangsta until Keine-sensei brings out the diapers and takes things farther than was planned.

>>22112006
That's okay, I'll just sneak into the bathroom during naptime, which is when Keine will be busy teaching in another classroom. That way she'll have to tone it down eventually

>>22112118
Keine wouldn't leave you unsupervised for an entire lesson. You'd take your naps in the school nurse's office where Reisen would watch over you.

>>22112150
I think Reisen would be understanding enough to realise the absurdity of the situation and just let me go to the bathroom, probably not the first time she's seen Keine do that.

>>22112216
She's a moon rabbit who is bred, raised and trained to follow orders. If Keine tells her to treat anon in a certain way, she'll do so.

>>22112227
In that case I'd just apologize to Keine and admit that I only wanted to spend more time with her and there's no need for such extremities.

>>22112268
Wouldn't it be easier to do that in the first place? I'm sure she'd like to spend more time with her son too.

>>22112275
That's true, but saying something like that directly to Keine is very embarrassing, so I assumed she'd get the memo if I showed it in a way that's less embarrassing for me.

>>22112326
Being dressed in diapers and treated like a baby is less embarrassing than just asking her if you two could spend more time together? You're a strange one anon.

>>22112348
I always had trouble being direct and to the point with what I want, so I can see myself experiencing this until realising Keine would want this to be permanent rather than just a one-off for that single day.

Would Suwako be a very laid back mother?

>>21993252
That is not nice!

>>22115647
I want to lay Suwako on her back

>>22112216
>>>/d/

Mamma Mima

>>22033089
Honestly I think this one's too easy, so I'll go with a serious answer that comes out the left field and actually works
Alright, you ready for this?
You expected Kogasa but it's actually Kagerou.

>>21981592
The prime example of Okina haters, ladies and gentlemen.

>>21984586
Making Junko miscarriage!

>>21986454
Except Sanae is the one craving Kanako's Onbashira.

A group of sexy mommas.

>>22140196
W-why are they wearing skimpy outfits and looking at me like that?

>>22142792
They're waiting for you to decide on which of them do you want to be adopted by

I want to use a momhu's breast milk to make pancakes!!!!

I wanna use a momhu's sweat to make udon!

>>21977443
me

>>22153193
Hi, Junko! When can I move in?

>>22150837
Bike mom best mom

>>22140196
Moms shouldn't be this lewd!

>>22155744
No, no, Moms should ALWAYS be this lewd. Who else would teach the child how to please a lady?

>>22160186
But sex ed is supposed to be Keine's responsibility!!

Okina is already the greatest mom in Touhou.

Hijiri all the way

>>22160957
Keine teaches theoretical knowledge, but practical is taught by everyone!

>>22162934
How horrid! Good thing my mom Junko would never think of lewding her son for 'educational purposes'!!

>>22164451
You're right! She would make love with you instead! Not some emotionless hump for the purpose of learning, but a pure passionate love between mother and child!

>>22166198
No!!!

>>22166789
Mommy Junko has prepared her heart for you to take her in a long love-making session. You should be a good son a reciprocate! Or in this case, PROCREATE!!!

>>22166829
yeah but she had a miscarridge so nah

>>22166829
How lewd and impure! My mother Junko would never think of doing such things with me!! And even if she did, she'd know that I would not be able to satisfy the needs of a woman of her calibre!

>>22166855
How troublesome. She'll never be satisfied by you, but still wants you to enjoy an existent sex life.

>>22167173
Junko would get the most out of me by helping me get a girl instead of taking mommy love a bit too far. I wouldn't even mind having her as my wingman if that were the case!

This probably has to be my favourite momhu image, it just makes my heart melt for some reason

>>22167173
For her your pleasure is her pleasure, she would probably allow you to do very kinky stuff to her as long as you are happy

>>22168265
I'd probably be too embarrassed to suggest anything other than completely vanilla activities even if I wanted to engage in kinkier stuff.

Freud pls go

>>22168315
Shut up and fuck your mother!

>>22168265
I want to get spoiled by Junko

>>22166855
>>22167173
>>22167232
>>22168265
>>22168302
>>22168330
>>22168411

If Junko is such a good mom, then why doesn't she have more kids?

>>22164451
>>22166198
>>22166829
>>22166855
>>22167173
>>22167232
>>22168265
>>22168302
>>22168411
Having Junko as my mom sounds too perfect and stimulating for me, she's your mom, your girlfriend and your wife. I don't think that my frail body would be able to handle that much love

>>22169861
Last guy of hers literally ditched her for moon bitches and he also killed her kid, she's kinda gotta figure out a way to get past that first, which involves torching the moon bitches for generally being dicks and overall cruel people. Honestly I think she'd be happiest being an immigrant to america.

>>22168265
I'd just ask her to breastfeed me every night before bed but that's about it

>>22170384
You can't do that! Feeling the sensation of your tongue on her breasts will boost her libido. But without being able to get off from it, mom's pent-up desire will soon burst, and then you'll find yourself pinned down on the bed as she proceeds to take your love even further! Deep, deep into her womb!!

>>22170218
Imagine her changing your diapers

>>22170218
>I don't think that my frail body would be able to handle that much love
You have no idea how much this turns me on

Junko was definitely made for me

>>22172560
Having a sex marathon with Junko and getting literally and figuratively nursed backed to health by her the next day!

>>22172171
She'll have to make me wear them to prevent me from ruining the futon by ejaculating all over it while we're in bed

>>22172805
Sounds like a comfy way to sleep with Junko

>>22172873
It would be made even comfier by using her body as the bed and her breasts as a pillow while she has her arms wrapped around me

>>22172641
Having Junko's milk for breakfast, dinner, and supper!

>>22171946
I just want Byakuren to drive me to school on time :(

>>22174337
Mama Byakuren sending you off at school with a big, sloppy, tongue-twisting kiss! In front of your friends! All boys and girls and teachers and cats wished they're in your place!

>>22171946
Junko would never rape me like that!! If she started to feel sexually frustrated, she'd just have a long love making session with Heca! After they're done, Junko would come back and snuggle up to me so I'd feel safe and protected

>>22176222
Junko putting you to sleep in a crib in Clownpi-chan's room so she and Heca can have some intimate time!

>>22181275
Clownpi-chan taking my innocence against my will!

>>22174337
momtorbike

>>22181275
Sneaking out of bed with Clownpiece to watch Heca and Junko "wrestle"!

>>22181681
Both of us got a bit too heated up!
Clownpi-chan dragging us back to our room, and demands me to strip as she does the same!

>>22183170
Heca and Junko catching the both of you lying in the same bed in the morning!

>>22183170
Imagine Clownpiece making fun of you for having a tiny pp and laughing at you.

>>22191820
What the hell does she expect from someone who still sleeps in a crib?

>>22183170

>>22183170
>>22193873
Would Clownpiece make a good mommy?

>>22198255
I'd like to try and find out.

>>22193708
She expects you to be humiliated and blush while covering your groin in embarrassement. Why do you think she would bully you in the first place?

>>22198255
As with all of them, it depends on if they WANT to be mommies
If they desire it, they'll work to learn
If not, they wont and the kid will have a bad time

>>22198255
She'd be good at birthing children, but not raising them

>>22198360
Cute! I want Clownpiece to carry me back to the crib after she realises I wouldn't be able to satisfy her!

>>22198255
Nopan? That line makes it look like her pussy.

>>21977443
I want mommy Kanako to spank me.

>>22200052
Heca telling Piisu to look after anon while she and Junko are going on date night!
Piisu getting a sadistic look on her face while ensuring her mom that she'll take good care of him!
Piisu inviting the three fairies over and bullying anon for the whole night!

>>22203115
Get word of this to the doujin artists at once!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>22203115
Please expand on the 'bullying' and the means employed.

I SEE
MILK

>>22203901
I'd imagine things like holding things you want out of your reach and making you jump to try to reach them, taking a bath together and laughing at your small pp, later dressing you up in one of Piisu's old dresses and treating you like a girl, making you wrestle with them even though you have no hope of winning meaning that the matches just consist of them toying with you and forcibly spoon&bottlefeeding you your dinner.

>>22202543
Look at her hips
Nothing there to indicate panties

>>22203987
I want the 3 fairies to take the bullying too far and have Clownpi-chan stand up for me!

>>22203187
Come to mama and give her a big hug!

>>22204248
Delicious clown cunny is it then.

The fairies would make really fun mommas.

>>22208568
Going on a date with mom!

>>22215410
Sounds very embarrassing, especially if someone she knows suddenly walks by.

>>22215546
If Byakuren was my mom, I wouldn't be embarrassed at all to go on a date with her. I'd let her pick the restaurant and order for me, sit on her lap while she spoonfed my food for me and take me to the bathroom holding my hand afterwards.

>>22215720
I want Byakuren to hold my hand while I'm on the toilet

>>22215767
The patrician choice is to wear diapers and get them changed by her

>>22215832
no
The patrician choice is for you to kill yourself

Good night momhu thread!

>>22218274
Mommies need to rest too!

Getting ready for bed with my moms!

>>22219575
Make sure to brush your teeth with your moms before going to bed!

Every night before bed, mom makes sure to give me a bath, breastfeed me, brush my teeth, lay me down on the bed, change into her nightgown, turn off the lights, and snuggle up to me!
Good night, mom!

Bye bye, moms, hope to see you soon!