/jp/ - Otaku Culture

0:00 - 23:59 rape Akiha
23:59 - 24:00 go home

Fuck, I'd be dead in under an hour.

Hold my self under a large tree until I'm ported back to my room.

>>2191093
What you said.

>>2191095
Protip: Stay the FUCK out of Gensokyo

I stay in front of my PC playing eroge.

0:00 - 1:00 Sex with Rin
1:00 - 2:00 Sex with Saber
2:00 - 3:00 Sex with Caster
3:00 - 6:00 Nap
6:00 - 7:00 Sex with Ayako
7:00 - 8:00 Sex with Taiga
8:00 - 9:00 Sex with Ilya
9:00 - 12:00 Nap
12:00 - 23:55 Sex with Rider
23:55 - 23:59 Sex with Sakura
24:00 Go home

>>2191127
>it's not like they'll automatically agree to do anything you want
And I seriously doubt your people skills.

>>2191136
If Shirou can manage it, I'm sure the average /jp/er would

>>2191140
Just remember to say "Hi" to your sister before you go.

0:00 - 6:00 Fight Gardeners with Chris
6:00 - 12:00 Sex Chris multiple times
12:00 - 13:00 Fight more, watch Chris get taken over
13:00 - 19:00 Rest, reflect, heal wounds
19:00 - 20:00 Sex with Lun Lun to enhance powers
20:00 - 21:00 Explain to Lun Lun why she's #2
21:00 - 23:00 Rescue Chris
23:00 - 23:59 Post rescue sex with Chris
24:00 Go home

>>2191175

>>2191175
>20:00 - 21:00 Explain to Lun Lun why she's #2

>>2191175

0:00 - 2:00 save Sacchin ;_;
2:00 - 3:00 warp to Eientei, have Eirin heal her
3:00 - 4:00 warp to SDM, deposit Sacchin
4:00 - 4:27 kidnap Yayoi
4:27 - 4:30 drop off an unconscioius Yayoi at my home
4: 30 - 5:00 afternoon tea at SDM
5:00 - 5:15 stop by supermarket
5:15 - 5:30 leave snacks in room for Yayoi
5:30 - 7:42 visit Hinamizawa, kill Rika
7:43 - 7:44 gap to Tsukihime again, punch Shiki in face
7:45 - 9:00 cards with Satou
9:00 - 24:00 home, rest, take care of Yayoi

>>2191238
see >>2191185

>>2191238
>7:43 - 7:44 gap to Tsukihime again, punch Shiki in face

00:00 - teleprt to gensokyo
00:01-24:00 - ???

>>2191238
>7:45 - 9:00 cards with Satou
Don't you mean getting high

I wouldn't bother. I'd suffer from immense depression as soon as I returned to my own world and probably end up killing myself.

0:00 - 1:30 Grovel in front of a sleepy Angela to let me stay in her house
1:30 - 4:00 Perform embarrassing sexual acts with Angela
4:00 - 7:00 Nurse wounds, sleep on floor of bathroom
8:00 - 9:00 Cook breakfast for Angela
10:00 - 12:00 Clean Angela's house
12:00 - 16:00 Act as pack mule while Angela goes shopping
16:00 - 17:00 Be Angela's "sparring partner"
17:00 - 17:30 Stitch up wounds
17:30 - 18:30 Cook dinner
18:30 - 19:00 Feed Angela
19:00 - 21:00 Get raped, make sure Angela has passed out
21:00 - 23:00 Sneak out while Angela's asleep and shoot each Princess in the knees, guaranteeing that they can't crawl to their matches, ensuring that Angela wins the Princess Waltz. Chris gets raped, tied up and thrown into the ocean. Shizuka gets raped, too
23:00 - 23:30 write note detailing my deeds and telling her to warp me into her castle to be her consort once she becomes Queen
23:30 - 23:59 Fap and cum all over Angela's face, time it so that I return to my world right before I get lanced in the face

Everything all you guys said all at the same time except
23:59 - 24:00 don't go home

00:00 Midnight snack at Mystia's shop.
00:30 Burglary at Kourindou.
1:00 Touko's place, negotiating a little girl doll to move my consciousness to after I die. Rinnosuke's loot as payment.
2:00 Alice's house. Playing lost human looking for shelter. It's fucking late.
11:00 Hinamizawa. Just taking in the atmosphere and poking around.
13:00 Kouhei's convenience store. Picking up lunch and flirting with the puff.
14:00 Picking up my doll from Touko, giving it to Alice as a present.
14:30 Molesting the unconscious Hizashi loli.
15:00 Hanging out with the Yakumos, getting introductions to people around Gensokyo.
20:00 Angel Mort with some new youkai acquaintances.
21:00 I notice I'm touching her butt. Rape Aya.
21:10 Watching Madotsuki sleep.
22:00 Witch touching.
Several months later: Suiciding into Alice's doll collection.

>>2191482

Witch or bitch?

00:00-24:00 Have consensual sex with Ryougi Shiki in the missionary position. Without stopping.

0:00-24:00 Share notes on SICP with Satori.

12 hours rape suwako 12 hours nap

Warp to gensokyo

Tell Alice she's a good person and she should have more self esteem an that she has more admires than she'll ever know ;_;

Warp to typemoon verse and tell Sacchin that she's a good person and she should have more self esteem an that she has more admires than she'll ever know ;_;

Warp to Higurashi verse and tell droopy that she's a good person and she should have more self esteem an that she has more admires than she'll ever know ;_;

Warp back to Gensokyo and have a drinking contest with Ibuki. I may die of high alcohol poisoning but then I get to see yuyko and her side kick.

0:00 Meet up with Sakuya at the SDM
0:01 ZA WARUDO
Enjoy several weeks of continuous sex in stopped time.
0:02 Go home.

0:00 - 24:00 - Nonstop awesome foursome with shiki,azaka, fujino and touko.

>>2191558
What a waste of twenty-three hours and fifty-eight minutes.

>>2191214
How old is Lunlun supposed to be? She looks 12.

None of you are getting Touhou or Type Moon girls. You don't have the charm to make them want to or the power to force them. Set your sights lower. This is the kind of situation where you'd get some action.

>>2191585

I thought she was the oldest princess.

>>2191565
The Perfect Maid would ruin you for any other woman.

ITT: illusions of grandeur

>>2191592
Dude, sitting her next to Angela and saying Lunlun is the oldest sounds like OFFICER I SWEAR SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18.

>>2191591

But you'd probably end up dead soon after.

I don't think that's worth it.

>>2191604

Didn't she complain ingame about no one took her seriously because she looked so young (and not because she acts like an idiot)? Or am I thinking of something else?

>>2191599
DElusions of grandeur, faggort

0:00-23:00 Figure out how to have sex with Rider
23:01-23:59 Engage Operation: Fuck Rider Over and Over and Over Again.
23:59-24:00 Go home after what turns out to be some tepid and uninteresting sex due largely to the fact that I'm a virgin.

Does Rosario+Vampire count as /jp/-related because if so my itinerary will look a lot like most other people here...

>>2191617
You need to set your sights lower, man.

see >>2191591 as reference

>>2191617

You won't be going home, nigger. Rider will just suck your energy out.

>>2191625
well you're posting that on /jp/ so IT IS NOW

>>2191631
... Would that make it more likely for me to actually have sex with her because that is incredibly hot AND if it makes sex more likely... well... that's a double bonus.

>>2191634
Alright then, surely I should be able to convince a SUCCUBUS TO HAVE HER WAY WITH ME. in b4 trolls.

>>2191585
18 they're always 18.

0:00 - 0:05 - Go to hakurei shrine
0:05 - 0:06 - Donate money to shrine
0:06 - 0:10 - Convince Reimu to convince Yukari to keep me in Gensokyo by using donations
0:10 until I die - Live life in Gensokyo

Go to Ever17 universe. Infect myself with the Cure virus. Return home and wait for robot waifus to become a reality.

0000-0200: Warp in Eternity Sword verse, Get Narukana. Turn into High Eternal. Oh, and make Narukana mai waifu.
0200-0400: Warp into Chaos;Head verse. Get Sena. Realboot. Oh, and make Sena mai waifu.
0400-0600: Warp into 11eyes verse. Get fully awakened Kukuri. Drink blood. Oh, and make Kukuri mai waifu.
0800-1000: Warp into Umineko-verse. Get Beato, Ange-chan and the Kuineechantachi. Gain Endless Nines. Oh, and make Beato, Angechan and the Kuineechantachi mai waifutachi.
1000-1200: Warp into Mai-HiME gameverse. Get Mai-HiME Nastuki. Acquire 銅剣. Oh, and make Natsuki mai waifu.
1200-1400: Warp into PW-verse. Get Shizuka. Acquire the two rings. Oh, and make Shizuka mai waifu.
1400-1600: Warp into Dies Irae-verse. Get Sakurai Kei. Awake. Oh, and make Kei mai waifu.
1600-1800: Warp into Demonbane-verse. Get Al. Acquire Demonbane. Oh, and make Al mai waifu.
1800-2000: Warp into Amatsukaze-verse. Get Sayo. receive divine protection. Oh, and make Sayo mai waifu.
2000-2200: Warp into Ikusa Megami-verse. Get Astraia. Grab any and all old artifacts. Oh, and make Astraia mai waifu
2200-2359: Warp into Yumina-verse. Get Kirara. Use ability to freeze in time, turning everyone immortal. Oh, and make Kirara mai waifu.
2400: With the power invested into me by my harem. create new world. Live happily forever with mai waifutachi.

>>2191642

Yukari falls asleep and forgets about you
Reimu stops caring
???
Lavos

>>2191642
Reimu has no use for your American Dollars.

Assuming she did and you get to stay, you live a dull, boring life as an unskilled woodcutter in the human villages of Gensokyo. You never see a single of the named Touhou characters again until you decide to venture into the woods like an idiot where you are quickly feasted upon by youkai.

Good fucking game.

>>2191650
>Lavos
fuck, I lol'd

>>2191653
Beats being a NEET

Plus, if I stayed at the human village I'd at least see Keine and possibly Mokou

0:00 - 24:00
write report

0:00 - 23:59 Get Yukari to gather EVERYONE and hold the biggest fucking rave party ever

>>2191659
You see Keine but no Mokou because she lives in the woods. Keine never once even says a single word to you.

You live a life even MORE boring and pointless than NEEThood, in a parochial village two centuries behind on technology than anything you know.

You never lose your virginity.

>>2191665

Well played.

>>2191668
Sounds like a plan, sign me up.

>>2191665

SUPERB.

>>2191668

>Keine never once even says a single word to you.

She's a shy schoolteacher were-hakutaku, of course she wouldn't. That's why you walk over there and go "Hey, hi, what's up, Salutations, greetings, hajimemashite" or whatever. I wouldn't want Keine to make the first move on me, or it would be an ill-fated greeting from the get-go.

>>2191667
Don't you mean Suika, because that's like her power and everything?

>>2191665
EXCELLENT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2a3nbTrO_c
now imagine that with YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS

>>2191680
Also, you see maid Touhou once in town and you call out to her. She ignores you as she goes to shop for furniture.

When she finishes her orders and is about to leave town, you finally work up the nerve to go up and say hi to her. Unfortunately, from having spent too much time on /jp/, you forget her name and accidentally greet her "Hi, Pad!"

Nobody notices your sudden disappearance.

>>2191695

DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

>>2191694
Suika can't gap in characters from other universes though.

Of course, I'd get her to host it. I'd need Yukari to arrange it.

>>2191695
Wow, Joan of Arc was more attractive than I remembered.

inb4 3d pig disgusting

0:00 Meet up with Mikiya
0:01 Bro fist
0:02 Go home.

I can die happy now.

>>2191709

She was as close as we'll ever get to a real Saber.

>>2191724

You wouldn't try to at least smell Ryougi or something?

00:00 - 24:00: Document Gensokyo with hidden camera
24:30: Post photos on internet
27:00: Get abducted by secret government occultist agents
30:00: Get brain scrubbed, locked in tiny cell in complex underneath Denver airport for rest of life

Chaos;Heads universe

0:00 - 2:00 Locate and assure Takumi's home.

2:00 - 13:00 Find shelter and sleep

13:00 - 13:45 Head to Takumi's place and attempt to befriend Takumi,warning him to not turn into a whiny faggot and fail miserably

13:45 - 14:26 Stalk Takumi,meanwhile stalking him,an Yua is found resulting in rape on her end.

14:26 - 16:12 Rape ends,take pictures,make sure she's pregnant,decision to kill Takumi is made.

16:12 - 17:05 Takumi Nichijou is reported dead with his penis hanging out,while having a deathgrip on a Seira doll.

17:05 - ??? Wonder and question if I can stay permanently after doing these horrible deeds. If I am denied my request

RAPE YUKARI

And die in the process

>>2191753
Yukari wouldn't fight back, she'd just let you rape her and stick a gap in her vagina that sends your dick straight up your ass.

Then laugh.

>>2191756
or worse, your mouth

>>2191769

Or even worse, your liver.

>>2191776
or worse, in front of Rumia

>>2191780
what would Rumia do?

>>2191780
That's good, she won't see you.

>>2191127

>12:00 - 23:55 Sex with Rider

Sounds fair enough. Also, I probably just couldn't be bothered to get back to our universe.

I mean, we don't have any vampires, immortals and that kind of weird shit in our universe.

>>2191788
FFFFFFFFFFFFF was trying to imply her eating it

I'd let Rumia eat my dick if you know what I mean.

>>2191815
feels bad man

>>2191795

Yeah, we have things that are much scarier.

Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

0:00-1:00
Gap to Akiha route, save Ciel.
1:00-24:00
Spend time with Ciel.

>>2191845
oh hey, smart copypasta

Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

>>2191849
OR DIE TRYING.

0:00 - 0:20 Suppa Tenko with Ran
0:21 Hit tree
0:22 - 23:55 Unconscious
23:55 - 24:00 Wake up, go home ;_;

0:00 - 03:00 Gap-sex with mistress Yukari. (I'm a /d/eviant after all)
03:01 - 07:00 unconscious from exhaustion.
07:01 - 07:20 small breakfast from Ran.
07:21 - 07:45 Chen wakes up. Toxoplasmosis kicks in. Play with Chen.
07:46 - 08:00 Ran escorts me to Eientei.
08:01 - 08:50 Erin treats my wounds. Tea with Kaguya.
08:51 - 09:44 Have a snack at Mokou's Yakitori stand. Make my way to the Village.
09:45 - 11:00 Visit Kourindou. Explain how stuff works to Rinnosuke. Put on a skirt and bend over for him.
11:01 - 14:15 Lunch with Yuyuko. Enjoy a tour trough the garden with Yomu. Take a nap.
*warp to FS/N*
14:20 - 15:00 Salute Soichiro. Tell him to take good care of Caster.
*warp to Tzukihime*
15:05 - 18:20 Find Sacchin. Erin needs a test subject for her anti-vampirism drug. When I'm already on it, assassinate Shiki with my K31 carbine. (Try to cut my lines when I'm 300 - 400 meters away from you, fucker)
*warp back to Gensokyou*
18:30 - 19:00 Report results to Erin.
19:01 - 21:30 Party with Suika and Yuugi.
21:31 - 23:00 Yuugi forces herself on me.
23:01 - 23:59 Pass out.

20:00 Yukari gaps me to Gensokyo.
20:05 Rumia eats me

I write my own alternate fanfic version of Gensokyo where I am the omnipotent creator god, go there, and use my omnipotence to make everything as I want it.

08:00 AM - 09:30 AM: Travel to Mercury. Couple with ORT, successfully mate with the onyx spideress.

09:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Bring ORT into Gensokyo.

The rest of my time would be spent reading /jp/ with my troll face on as ORT rapes the fuck out of everything.

Ask if she's willing to do it one hour at a time over the next 24 days.

If so, I pop around between various universes, going bar to bar.

0:00-0:20 Warp to Voile and convince Patchouli(and not without reason) that I am an interdimensional wizard that has come to study at her library for a time.

0:20-18:00 Read. Borrow books if I'm allowed. Do books count as beings for purposes of paradox? Or I can just copy them down.

18:00-21:00 Take Yukari to Yuyuko and have a wizardly tea break. Oogle at Youmu momentarily.

21:00-23:00 Proper farewells.

23:00-24:00 Run the plan I have been working on for decades. Disassociate myself with Earth -this would make it as much of a paradox to return me to Earth as it would to let me stay in Gensokyo. Theoretically, I would be able to not only escape from Yukari, but gain somewhat similar dimensional transportation abilities. Of course this would obliterate my physical body -though one is not necessary at this point. When I have full dimensional travel abilities, then the true goal can be realized.

00:00 - 24:00: Visit Mario, jump on shit, gorge on 1-Up Mushrooms.

Also, since Yukari never said anything about OBJECTS returning to their original dimensions, I'd take a few Fire Flowers, Super Leaves/Feathers, Tanooki Suits and the like home with me. Mario's a cool guy, I'm sure he'd oblige.

>>2193666
Get back in the box.

>>2193654
BAR HOPPING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!

THE ROWDYEST PARTY YOU'LL EVER SEE!

>>2193610
Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern

Screw your /jp/-related rule.

Gap Rika and Hanyuu to Warhammer 40k. Good luck getting a good end there. Gap Batman there too, while I'm at it. Bring Saya to Kanon, bring Arume to Evangelion (The only good Shinji is Shinji turned into a girl and used as a cum dumpster), have Angels attack Power Rangers, replace half of Gensokyo with their Cowhou counterparts. See for yourself how a Shiki versus Shirou battle ends up, swap Ryuuk with Gore. Deep ones in Aria, dinosaurs against mammoths, Genkhis Khan against Hannibal, Baron Münchhausen and Rincewind as eroge protagonists! The possibilities are endless.

Then ask Zelretch to make everything permanent.

0:00 convince flander scarlet to play with me, my game first then her game.

0:30- 23:59 enjoy crazy vampire sex (my game)

24:00 get killed

0:00 Get yukari to take me to some big, empty universe

0:01 - 7:00 Gather supplies (speakers, lights, DJ's massive amounts of drugs and alcohol.)

7:00 - 23:00 Have the biggest, craziest, most badass multiversal rave party in the history of anything ever.

24:00 Hopefully, have convinced enough people of my awesome to get out of having to go back. Either that or just find Zelretch.

Find Zelrecth, he's just going to bitchslap Yukari.

just 24 hours before paradoxes and shit??? the man needs to teach her how this shit is done.

0:00 - 0:04: Hug Ange and tell her I would be her friend. ;_;
0:05 - <x>: Tortured by Evabeatrice. Yukari would be too drunk to take me home.

I would hit on suika for 24 hours and then propose to her thus binding myself via suika yukari proxy to the gensokyou world

0:00-23:58 Teleport to the location of each reader of /jp/, especially this thread, and punch them in the face.
24:00 Teleport self one minute into the past
23:59 Get punched by self in the face

In Gensokyo I think meeting Nitori is the safest option. Friendly to humans, and interested in information about real world technology which is the only thing an Anonymous could be useful for. Bring cucumbers and engineering textbooks for gifts. Bow to her immediately on seeing her so she doesn't run away and you get a chance to explain yourself. You can probably gain the protection of the Kappas and safely explore Gensokyo.

7.00 - 8.00 - go visit Utsuho.
7.30 - Shoot Orin on the way.
8.01 - get nuked.
8.02 - 24.00 - ????