/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

Nice subject nerd

Oh god I fucked it

>>21904278
LOOK AT THIS MAN
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

>>21904278
What makes you think that loser

Avast! This thread be property of pirates now!

Here, take this.

Yuel inspires my animalistic urges like few other.

>>21904278
OP deserved to be bullied and teased by a loli kitsune in her adult kitsune form

I love Trumparts and Dark Matter!

>>21904292
No.

>>21904299
God I wanna fuck a kitsune so damn hard

>howdy there, little one! what brings you to these fine posting grounds, all alone, at this hour, where any monster can viciously rape you to the bone with no hesitation?

>>21904298
I feel you

>>21904323
Is it rape if I want to be a Jubjub's perch?
Is it rape if I want her to push me down, get my cock as hard as possible, and treat it like a dildo?

Shy maids with heavy foreign accents

>>21904273
Yoou absolute retard. I made a thread because your stupid ass couldn't add a fucking subject. Fuck i didn't see it on the catalog.

>>21904373
All you had to do was ctr +f and type "monst" like I did to find your way here.

>>21904273
>Blank subject field
https://youtu.be/ImnsZdOfDGA

>>21904379
I just typed monster in search and checked for threads with that subject. I guess i will change y methodology so to filter the fucking utter brainlets that try to make threads.

>having a chuckle there mate?

I want to find the nearest hellhound and massage her ears!

Can mods do me a courtesy and delete the other thread with the Raiju Op.

sexing your fox imouto!

>>21904415
i like her little hat

>>21904415
She's still loli and she already has 2 tails. What a slut

>>21904420
her onii-chan loves her very much!

>>21904420
That's what happens when she sits on onii-chan's cock anon.

>>21904114
Just wanted to let you know, the p in 180p isn't pixels, it's referring to a progressive scanning video, and the 180 is referring to a certain resolution.

If you're gonna call me a dumbass, at least be correct yourself.

>tfw no huge wolf lady gf strong enough to twist a mans head off with one hand

Vicious pygmy amazons
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76343687

>>21904442
Looks like a man, no

>>21904448
>ugly bastard

I want to get isekai'd into the MGE world wielding powers equal to those of Dark Schneider and go around trolling everyone with them until a group of Monsters teams up to successfully defeat me!

>>21904451
eh, to each their own

>>21904418
finally nav did the best species. I want to dominate this qt manticore!

>>21904498
She's a big girl now.

What if your darling loving sweet monsterwife told you to look at her and then dabbed

>>21904498
Please change twitter images to end in =orig to get better resolution archive guy

>>21904505
When Wonderland infects a Black Dragon, bad things happen to all.

>>21904498
post the before picture.
Also just imagine being on a mission to check out a base and see these caccoons. Although after passing you here a crack before getting raped.

>>21904505
She's going to butt rape hell for the weekend.

>>21904498
Hold on, this is a MtG reference.

>>21898158
What's so bad about broad shoulders?

>>21904415
Sexing you adoptive fox grandmomster

>>21904415
MG imoutos are made to wear micro bikinis and seduce their older brothers

>>21904523
Broad shoulders are exclusively a masculine trait. If you like them you're gay. A man with tits and a vagina is still a man.

>>21904520
not him, but Maybe? I thought the idea of caccooning humans into monsters was a horror idea.

>>21904527
What if she's cute?

>>21904531
Then you're even gayer for thinking a man is cute. There's no way out of this, broad shoulders are 100% absolute proof it's a man, even more so than chromosomes.
Seriously speaking though I like big muscle snek.

>>21904535
I wanna lick that sneks armpits

>>21904535
>You like something slightly masculine you must be gay/tranny.
This is exactly what those tranny/gay pushers say. Stop it.

>>21904527
I call bait

>>21904562
That's very well called when it was already admitted.

https://i.imgur.com/CZwgiNp.png

Don't let your sneks overheat.

>>21904568
So many clams died for those pearls to be there.

https://chat.whatsapp.com/FgvdTNFRRu7LEyLo0AdA2t

>>21904576
Fanning boobs? That's new.

>>21904526
that's very lewd

>>21904617
I'm currently selling a special perfume that gives off the lustful scent of another woman, perfect for making imoutos realise that her brother's in the process of being taken by another monster girl.

Its aimed at oniichans who want their little sisters to realise that sibling love is wrong, grow up and stop lusting after brotherly cock!

>>21904617
lolis in undies!

Reminder that a owl's plumage makes them appear far thicker than they actually are.

>>21904634
It's only natural for lolis to wear undies anon, what would be weird is if they were wearing no undies!

Is this a monster girl?

>>21904662
No.

>>21904666
Really?

>>21904661
Lolis should ideally be wearing underwear, but their clothes should really emphasise and show them off

>Cute MG loli has an even more adorable imouto
This needs to be a thing more often.

>>21904700
>cunny and cunnyer

>>21904700
>>21904705

>>21904526
>ywn go to the beach with your 20+ mouse imoutos who all cling to you and pretend to be your girlfriends to ward off unwanted advances
>they will never drag you to the nudist section of the beach and rape you unconscious just to “play it safe” so no one interrupts your totally platonic play-date with your sisters

Big scary demon girls!

>>21904726
Mice are scary!

>Married to a Kitsune
>Been living with her in Zipangu for over 800 years
>Still get carded at half the places you go
>The other half turn you away for being a foreigner

>>21904631
If I start hanging out with a Trumpart enough that she leaves a card portal in my room, will my imouto get the hint?

>>21904588
Don’t you try to dry off your ball sweat? It’s like that.

What do you call an Anon who protects shy and timid Monsters like Cockatrices from the bigger, scarier Monsters?

>>21904717
Baphos dress so scandalously it drives me mad. They should switch to print panties and showgirl skirts though, that'd be even more dangerous

>>21904535
You got the uncensored version of that anon?

>>21904535
>tfw no big, brown, strongfat Anaconda Lamia.

Is there a place to request a color edit of the kc art?

>>21904729
I remember what every other final boss in the acts says except her.

How many monster girls can fit onto a Zeppelin before someone crashes it?

Frog voodoo gives you the bad juju!

>>21904776
But anon such things cannot be posted here. Search for it yourself with the knowledge that .less drew it.

>>21904797
Are they big girls?

>>21904798
Bud
Weis
Er

>>21904804
Coors

>This is what Kitsunes get up to in their Fox form.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92wtDKCtOiU

>>21904813
>implying being out of that form is going to stop them

>>21904813
>take one step into the fox village
>a dozen CC foxes come out of nowhere, ara araing you and trying to seduce you
>you're drowning in heavenly mofu

>>21904810
Fuck Frogs

>>21904813
>>21904823
You just know that the black Fox with the white tip on it's tail is the alpha mofu. She calls the shots.

>>21904520
yes it is, artist loves mtg.

>>21904825
Frogs fucking me!

>your son comes home from elementary school, beaming
>ask him why he's so happy
>he tells you that he's been having so much fun with his friends lately
>you've never heard of him being good with other kids and ask how he made friends
>tells you that he befriended the bicorn sitting next to him and that she's been helping him befriend other girls in his class
Are you worried for his future?

>>21904845
No, just make sure he's winning.

>>21904845
Good to know my son is a patrician as well.

>become band teacher at MG high school
>hiring requirements for male teachers are questionably lax
>but whatever, it pays well and I love music
>things are going pretty well
>let the band determine their section leaders and drum major among themselves, settling disputes as need be
>unanimous decision for a Bicorn drum major
>suddenly find her requesting I give more and more girls one-on-one lessons
>regularly tells me I need to help them with their fingering and embouchure
>not sure if I hope I'm being seduced or not

Kumihos

>>21904868
Just Jack Black it and teach those sluts to rock.

>>21904869
I've got nothing to give her!
Stay away from my liver!

>>21904871
>start working rock music and instrumentation in
>overhear the Bicorn teaching the band about fashion and outfits associated with various rock genres
>she's a good leader; I'm glad I have her around

>>21904757
>Trumparts give card portals to people they've fallen for
>Spades leave the portal so they can pull their new friend along on adventures
>Clubs want to conjoin their bedrooms so that hanging out requires less effort, and to offer themselves as cuddle buddies
>Diamonds want to be able to have of ease of access to someone to brainstorm with
>Hearts find having a window between worlds, connecting them together, is romantic.

>>21904893
Where do trumpart card portals even go? The locker room, their room, the queen's hamper, where?

>>21904919
personal pocket dimension that links to Wonderland. the inside is going to depend on the Trumpart and the amount of power she has

>>21904869
Kick em off a Zeppelin

Dead thread

>>21904729
Best game right here.
>>21904793
Well she was pretty lackluster.

>>21905042
Lich-san, please stop dead-posting.

I shouldn't have bought this kobold puppy

Foxes absolutely need to be married ASAP, no telling what kind of mischief they can cause if left to their own devices.

Why do like 95% of monster girl related hgames have to either have the girls getting raped or the girls killing the player?

>>21905185
>the girls getting raped
I don't mind this, snuff is shit though.

>>21905042
Go play Pathologic 2, Lichie

>>21905183
But she's still just a fox kit!

>>21905157
You must take responsibility!

i just wanna cuddle with a fluffy werecat, damn it

>>21905223
All she does is eat, sleep and hump stuff I own. It's really distracting

>>21905183
Even wild foxes who run around the wilderness buck naked? They're not hurting anyone

>>21905235
You clearly need to play with her more and get her involved with your life.

>>21905183
I'd worry about the cheshires instead

>>21904442
>translations never

>>21905241
How do feral fox lolis keep their skin so soft?

>>21905218
>>21905241
Little foxes grow into big foxes, and trouble grows exponentially with them. Be warned with how long you wait.

>>21905308
Okay, Reynard.

>>21904526
Dragon imoutos are the best.

>>21905315
Imoutos, flat chests and micro bikinis are destined to be together

>>21905315
Dragons are for keeping your bank vault safe from intruders.

>>21905315
Just how haughty is a dragon loli who's never had any experience with the real world?

>>21905332
Haughty enough that she attempts to dom humans at every opportunity, but only manages to make herself hornier than ever

>>21905325
She safeguards my personal sperm bank too!

mantcor

>>21904273
Sometimes it is so baffling how undead girls, even those of literal bones and skelingtons can be so attractive, beautiful, sexy and hot.

>>21905367
Room temperature p___y!

Suffer not the mutant, the xenomorph or the heretic to live.
In the name of the emperor, let none survive.

I hope you served the emperor well when the time was right.

Because you did it, right anon?

>>21905370
Very lewd

>Monstergirls cant get me if I deny them my body through fire and fury!
>-Order Soldier/Order Priest/Devout Order Citizen

>>21905370
Keeps you cool and refreshed, even during the heat of passion! Very convenient!

>>21905352
Prime bully material

>>21905209
>Pathologic with Monster Girls
So we'd have a rapidly spreading disease that makes everyone super-horny in a sleepy town where Holstaurs and Minos are worshiped. A snobby doctor from out of town tries to solve the mystery while the Sabbath wants him to join them in their non-euclidean tower!

If there's ever a Zombie outbreak at your location, Zombies might be the least of your problems.

>>substantial penalty for early withdrawal

>>21905532
If she is so worried about an early withdrawal, she should use those legs of hers to make a binding agreement.

>>21905403
mantcor nice, no rude

Zombie dragon loli

>>21905676
Dumb cat needs to use a jitterbug because her fat fingers can’t work the normal people phones.

>>21905717
Loli zombie wife with shortstack Lich daughter and CC Wight granddaughter.

>>21905736
fals >:(

I wonder if there are custom extra large keyboards for Monster Girls to accommodate their huge paws?

>>21905520
X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA!

>>21905741
Loli lich wife that makes a bunch of extra tall, extra busty undead and gets really quiet when you ask why she's building you a harem of huge tittied girls.

>>21905185
It's because monster girls have a root in very degenerate fetishes. That's also why some otherwise great Lamia doujins get ruined with vore.
Even KC started out MGE with grim hints that he ironed out as he developed the setting.

>>21905786
Just type with a pen!

>>21905827
Must be tough, being Dr Frankenstein's Husband.

>>21905762
>>21905786
Just use voice messages!

>>21904813
Isn’t that place actually pretty inhumane to the foxes?

>>21905991
Considering those huge undead like to hold one's head in their chest to get heat?
Yes, it is tough.

>>21905185
Do not fear Death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light. But, if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity

>>21906009
One of the benefits being a Lich's husband? Undead incubus status. You can motorboat and be snu-snu'd for the rest of eternity without breathing.

>>21906013
>What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the reaper woman?

Up the airy mountain, Down the rushy glen, We daren't go a-hunting. For fear of little women

Microbikinis or sexy lingerie on lolis are a perfect match.

>>21906030
Lord help you when its a huge ghoul and not just your average titty zombie.

>>21905991
awoobis

>>21906034
I wonder what Titania rules over these bright little fae? We know of the near-blind Moonlight Titania of the Darkroot Gardens in the spring, and the Midsummer's Night Titania eternally seeking an Oberon to accompany them.
Are these fae of plenty led and cherished by a Harvest Moon Titania, freckled of face and auburn of hair? Does she hold harvest Sabbats with the local chapter of lolis, with great feast spreads and giant pies baked of nature's bounty?
And what of snowy Winterstown? On the longest night of the winter solstice, does a Sugar Plum Titania pirouette solemnly, seeking a broken nutcracker of a man to love and care for?

>>21905991
Anubis come from not-egypt, they probably speak broken English. This is the kind of texts you'd receive.
>Love you very lots, I go cooking food. What food for dinner you want? Love you.

>>21906064
This is beautiful, man.

>>21906075
No, Anubis is very proper and was educated at the finest university!

>>21906043
Breathing is optional, so consider: tongue-on-tongue French kissing looking deep into tiddy Ghoul's eyes for two hours. Seeing as she's sensitive in her mouth, you might actually have to hold her close to you to stop her from breaking the kiss when she ahegaos.
Consider also: she has no gag reflex.

>>21906044
>>21906075
>>21906081
At the very least, she's good at singing.

>>21906076
I try. Glad you like it. And I'm hoping some Lilim across the portals is taking notes and drawing the urban plans for Winterstown.Winterstown, where only the snow is cold! Where the people are warm, the air is crisp, and the houses are comfy!

>>21906096
It’s kind of funny. Just like how big Winterstown has gotten within the thread. Just like how the snake cult was a human invention, humans seem to come up with some of the best aspects of the setting.

>>21906238
Horns too small.

>>21906238
I hate these games. You’re trying to get her to give you information about the next town. You pick “be direct” and all of the sudden you’re about to throw a fireball at her. You pick “be kind” and you’re suddenly on your knees between her legs.

>>21906268

>>21906276
>you’re suddenly on your knees between her legs
And that is bad because..?

>>21906276
>on your knees between her legs.

>>21906089
Manticore venom and a ghoul is an easy way to cumflate that undead gal.

Ghouls are underrated girls.

I want to be relentlessly spoiled as a shota by a group of monster girls but I'm not sure what types would be best for it. The group doesn't have to consist of the same species.

>>21906350
Dumb birch

>>21906276
>I hate these games
>on your knees between her legs.
turbo queer detected

>>21906345
Simple.

>>21906350
Probably smells bad

I'd like to play a game.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Roll that twice, those girls are now fused together. What are they like?

>>21906370
Rude.

>>21906288
Now we're talking

>>21906376
Do they fuse through magic, a silly dance or technology? This is important.

>>21906370
I'd still fuck it

>>21906376
>medusa
>cursed sword
Violent tsundere who sticks her demon silver blade in her husband and turns him to stone while it's still there.

>>21906325
they remind me of childhood trauma of playing resident evil when i was a little shota

Are we being raided?

>>21906390
Whatever way you prefer.

>>21906390
Magic, obviously.

>>21906399
Specify which posts.

>>21904919
For normal Trumparts, their homes.
For Ace Trumparts, their personal realms.

>>21906376
>Large Mouse
>Kobold
Between KDF and that guy who keeps getting commissions of his large mouse waifu/daughters, I know exactly where this is going.

>>21906350
>tfw you will never go on a quest to stop an evil dryad from sending the world to the Void all because she can't find a husband

>>21906376
>Kitsune-bi
>Mandragora
....Glowy screaming plant girl?

>>21906417
Welcome to Daughteru Dicktown, are you a Sabbath or big daughter man?

>>21906376
>Dark Slime
>Weresheep
A roaming jelly bed.

>>21906376
I'm just waiting for that one Holst lover to roll the entire demon army again.

>>21906376
>Papillion
>Phantom
Some kind of spooky butterfly spirit?

>>21906451
>I'm just waiting for that one Holst lover to roll the entire demon army again.
Notice the link.
>RandomInCategory/Mamono
That guarantees you can only get a species profile.

>>21906448
>In today's episode of 'Science with Lich-san'
>Hybrids and You: A Guide to the benefits to you and your hubby to splice in an extra species.

>>21906462
I wouldn't put it past him, even then.

>>21906376
>nurarihyon
>dryad

Some kind of Japanese smog-dryad that turns the entire forest and then the surrounding cities into your harem? I am very ok with this.

Abs.

>>21906477
Is his luck just that bad/good?

girls you want undead versions of

>>21906376
>Griffon
>Nuraihyon
Oh shit. Now not even the sky can get me out of the smokehobo's range.
Should I just lie down and accept her?

>>21906471
I'd watch that show.

>>21906376
>dark angel
>harpy
So a four winged dark angel?

>>21906527
Acceptance is the first step.

>>21906093
A slug?
>>21906118
All hearts yearn to walk in the winter wonderland.

>>21906404
>Dark Late tries to seduce Anon
>It fails because he is a hopeless mofu slut
>She kidnaps the nearest fox priestess and casts fusion magic
Anon won't be able to resist an all powerful big busty 9 tailed Kitsune Dark Mage in a miko outfit with an oversized wizard hat.

>>21906350
Going to make a vihta out of her and hit myself with it in the sauna!

>>21906485
Yes, but at what cost?
>>21906376
>Gremlin
>Mummy
Ancient Undead Engineer. Probably built the pyramids with crazy stone mechs.

>tfw no big dog waiting for you to come home from school

Are you a bad enough dude to engage in the sport of Extreme Handholding?

>>21906587
You know I always thought it was weird how dogs know WHEN you're supposed to come down to the hour even if you only visit the house they live in once every two weeks.

Silver snek.

>>21906592
That's just how they are.

>>21906367
Imprisonment is not what I had in mind but I get the idea.

>>21906587
That is a large dog.

>>21906621
Why are her feet so tiny?

>>21906530
I don't know what to think of a undead holst. Would her milk be spoiled or fermented?

>>21906590
>uneven finger locking on the left hand
This is an impure handholding

>>21906631
For you.

Does your waifu looks like some fictional character?

>>21906732
What is the MGC equivalent of "ravioli, ravioli"?

>>21906747
Macaroni, macaroni, christmas cakes forever roneri!

>>21906747
Don't bring normalfag shit here please

>>21906762
Pure fiction.

>>21905185
I actually thought this was a parody of an ISIS beheading video for some reason

>>21906762
Rude.

>>21906732
Kind of I guess? Months after getting a commission of one of my wives I realized she shares a lot of traits with a certain boat.

>>21906732
I guess she has some of the same vibes as Kana from the Parasyte manga.

>>21906732
All of them?

>>21906587
>shota has wide woman's hips
>drawing a boys head on a girls body
When will this meme end

>>21906855
Shotas are essentially gay so it makes sense

>>21906732
My dormouse has been compared to raphtalia on a few occasions.

>>21906560
I guess I am starting to accept how drawn to nuraihyons I really am.

>>21906887
Good, good. It's good that you like your wife. After all, she's been with you since you were a wee lad, yes? Why, if it weren't for her your empty house would've been miserable and lonely! Such a good thing that she's been with you forever.

>>21906946

>>21906967
Do you happen to know the artist of this pic? Img search doesn't yield anything, again

>>21906967
Breast tattoo not intricate enough.
I'd rather marry a Kejourou whore.

>>21906944
Do her slippers have horns?

>>21906946
Of course! And she's always known everything I like and done it just how I like it. Life wouldn't be near as nice without her!

>>21906998
>ara ara~ shouldn't you be with a girl your age?

>>21907025
>kejourous acting all experienced
>she actually hasn't even masturbaited before.

>>21907022
Indeed! What would you do without her and your concubines? Such a lively house you have, with someone warming the living room at all hours! It must be terribly tiring, yet incredibly satisfying for you!
...Beg pardon, who are your concubines again?

>>21907050
Oh, but she knows all a man's weakspots! From a geisha manual she bought from a second-hand bookstore,
She's not afraid to get up close and intimate with your face! Since she's short-sighted and doesn't use contact lenses.

>>21907025

>>21907064
>Clingy virgin kejourou that wants you close just so she can see you
Cute.

>>21906376
>Kejourou
>Weresheep
Now this is advanced mofu

Would you?

>>21907064
Well, of course my lovely wife knows everything I like, so she went and found me concubines to satisfy some of my biggest fetishes! So, I have a raiju concubine because I love mutual masturbation so much, and a slime carrier concubine that my wonderful nuraihyon wife helped me infect, and a mindflayer concubine, because I like tentacles so much and she helps a lot with roleplay, and a cute chochin-obake who loves being everyone's living sex toy, and a kiki to clean up after everyone and serve her master and mistress.

>>21907099
Cringe

>>21907211

Trolls.

>>21907152
Yes

>>21907172
What a great bunch of concubines. Do you have a favorite

>>21906967
On the wiki, Nurarihyon7.
https://imgur.com/a/SEsLGOB
By Hao.

Holy shit I need to read my posts before posting

Pick one.

>>21907274
Definitely the raiju. Sometimes we'll cuddle together and masturbate - ourselves or each other - while I make the other concubines put on lewd shows for us.
We also have take up sparring and fencing, and it's been quite fun!

>>21907250
So skinny! A fitness troll!

>>21907307
I want the most clingy and yandere Shirohebi in all of Zipangu.

Banana slug.

>>21907322
The best kind of troll.

>>21907347
Slinkman!

>>21906462
It doesn’t. I’m pretty sure that addition does fuck all.

>>21907307
basi so you can tear off her mask and stare her in the eyes on purpose

>>21907362
Try it.

>>21907362
>>/jp/thread/S21684235#p21685107

>>21906376
>soldier beetle and large mouse
i need help to make this work

In real life, while laying down motionless on the ground may make brown bears not interested in you, it doesn't really make them think you're dead. Remember this in interactions with bear MGs.
>Why is he napping on the ground in the middle of the forest? Silly human, I should take him to my cave, he'll be more safe and comfortable there.

>pick up lines you use on mgs

>>21907347
Native of the murder capital of the world.

>>21907409
silently stare at them

>>21907288
Thank you kindly, Anon

>>21907406
That's literally in the profile.
>Furthermore, it is said that if one encounters a grizzly, one way to deal with it is this: "if you play dead, they will let you go." This is a mistake. If a man were to actualy throw himself down on the ground in front of them, from their perspective, it would only look like he was laying down as an invitation to mate. Thinking that the man welcomes their advances, they would probably joyfully rush him.

>>21907409
I want to piss in your Cloeca

>>21906376
>Yuki-Onna
>Lava Golem
I don’t think this is going to work.

>>21907288
>no shog or fairy pats
sadness

>>21907449
>fairy pats

>>21907409
>"I'm single."

>>21907467
she's lame i want smol ones

>>21907469

>>21907482
Gay.

Apophis-chan is a troll!

>>21907523
Good heavens what happened to that poor Sand Wan chan's tail?

>>21907517
important people with a lot of attention are not my thing

>>21907409
>"I want to make a contract"

>>21907533
Clearly apophis-chan shaved it while she was sleeping

>>21905274
I'm mad

>>21907572
What a mean snek.

>>21907572
That's low, even for the grape sneks.

You're at the gym trying to get fit when this bitch suddenly slaps your ass and asks if you need a spot. What do you do?

>>21907620
Accept, she's cute.

>>21907620
Tell her I don't know what she means.

>>21907620
Ask her if she's ever tried anal.

>>21907620
I already got enough birthmarks, I don't need more spots on my body.

>>21907683
You too

>>21907699
Who, me?

>>21907620
She's gonna have to deal with my wife now.

Do dragon zombies level up to become dragon wights?

>>21907785
I hope so. I want an uber powerful dracolich waifu that is super sweet! Just like how i hope vampires can turn into varghulfs!

Is it true what they say about thick thighs?

>>21907724
BIG
SOFT
BEAM
SNAKE

>>21907409
What's a good pickup line to use on a Trumpart?

>>21907819
>Is it true what they say about thick thighs?
Yes, little girls with thick thighs are made for sex.

>>21907844
Depends on what kind they are.

>>21906376
>Goblin
>Alice
So a super innocent goblin that keeps forgetting that we have had sex? Okay.

>>21907851
Fair enough. Ideally, I'd want a harem with one of each, but Clubs and Diamonds are my favorites.

>>21907090
pubejob

*blocks your path*

>>21907885
get out of my way! can't you see i'm trying to get a harem of rapist monsters?! god, you monkeys just like to get in the way of horny men on a quest!

>>21907885
Ooh eeh ooh ah aah

>>21907835

>>21907025
>>21907090
>>21907881
Used to not like the hair whores, but this is getting me aroused in ways I didn't think I could be.

>>21907885
i bet they're incels who believe men don't deserve the same rights as monster girls because they think men are only good for filling their stomachs and wombs...

>>21907900
That's totally natural.

Doggo and Tanuki girls are definitely the best

>>21907926
Shortstack Kejs are probably really dangerous!

>>21907920
>incels

>>21907926
They even look good with oppai now, and I'm normally into pettanko.

>>21907899
Beamsnake is the best!
Soft and snuggly.

>>21907920
The only incels in an MG-dominated world would be human women.

>>21907881
Kejs are so versatile!

what does your waifu put in her submarine sandwich?

>>21907885
Time for some anal punishment

>>21907966

>>21907920
Fuck off.

>>21907900
I used to hate pubic hair but the idea of a big voluptuous Kejourou with a perfectly kept bush that complements her hair is just too much to refuse.

Remember not to overfeed your Kitsunes.

>>21907982
sorry

Reminder to report and hide off-topic posts

>>21907982
Fuck on!

It was me.

>>21907966
holstaur cheese, demon beast ham, alraune lettuce, barometz tomato slices, humpty mayo, gnome salt and tentacle pepper. all with delicious bread made at marune's sabbath bakery!

>>21908028
where's the demon beast bacon???

>>21907999
Fuck in.

>>21907983
I'm the opposite. I love nice bushes, and once the idea of a kejourou having control over her pubes as well set in my head, everything connected and clicked for me.

>>21907409
>"I want to sniff your farts"

>>21906361
>monster boy
Fuck off

>>21907966
lots of fish

>>21907983
the art of yuel with those pubes does things to my dick

>>21907966
My liver.

>>21907966
Fish, vegetables and wasabi.

Potatoes are for marriage and happiness anon. And specialty weaponry/armor.

I want a hellhound with a wild unshaved bush

>>21906361
God I wish that were me.

>>21908109
i'd marry a couple of potatoes

>>21908109
Potatoes?

>>21906376
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>Dragon Zombie
>Mandragora

Now that is a weird combination

>>21906376
>Kikimora
>Will-o-the-Wisp
Undead kiki, I desire to sit in her cage.

Who wants a shortstack on a cannon?

>>21908132
Ahh it's nice to see you zombie-chan.

Will I get fired if I grope my demon boss who's single?

>>21904415
are those fucking mogeko panties?

>>21908070
no you

>>21908235
Sure look like them.

>>21888944
Finished the other KC doujin profile. Had to make this one ad-friendly so here's the puffy nipple edition https://i.imgur.com/KlFbDjZ.png

>>21908353
What a great succ! I want to sweep her of her feet with the biggest and best wedding!

>>21908226
What, is she not groping you at all?

Wikifag here, after going through the /v/ booru, I got 22 images. That's all.

>>21908353
Do you also have the uncensored variant for the first one you posted?

>>21908353
>218 years old
>On the young side
Sure thing, grandma

>>21907885
Their my favorite mg species so I’ll go see if there is one that looks like my oc

>>21908415
Anything under 500 is young in MG years.

>>21908427
Do MGs see us like children?

It's time to go adventuring and that means it's time to assemble your party. A curious and diverse collection of similarly-minded explorers, thrill-seekers, monster-hunters, and treasure fiends are available for recruitment.

You get two party members. You can take the first two you hover over or use random.org, your choice.

1.) Simple-minded Wurm tank. She has exactly 1 INT point and doesn't have the WIS score to even know how to use it. She has no spellcasting capabilities, no unique abilities, and has a hard time following complex orders. However, her natural scale armor, immense strength, and absurdly fast natural healing make her nigh-unkillable except through the most extreme methods. She's usually content to draw attention and tank hits for the party but dire situations or a verbal command can activate her 'attack mode'. Surprisingly cost-effective as a party member as she requires no equipment and can catch all of her own food.

2.) Rambunctious Redcap Berserker. Her defenses her poor but she's a blindingly fast and frighteningly aggressive combatant. Her cleaver deals spiritual damage rather than physical damage, causing those wounded by her to openly spill their mana and lose magical power; combined with her speed this makes her a potent anti-mage. While not the most reliable healer she can take care of your wounds in a pinch by using the red, liquid mana that drips from her cleaver (there are side effects). She gets worked up easily and her power only increases with her agitation, but if she herself runs out of magical essence her cap will turn white and she essentially becomes useless. It's wise not to bring her into town because of her abrasiveness and willingness to pursue conflict.

3.) Gloomy Owlmage Wizard. A nocturnal insomniac with a wealth of magical knowledge and a massive array of spells at her disposal. Her poor sleeping habits, however, tend to have a drain on her awareness and intelligence. She often has to be reminded to do things like eat and dress herself. Despite her dreary, distant personality she's very passionate about the pursuit of knowledge and is at her happiest when surrounded by books.

4.) Diligent Salamander Martial Artist. While most of her kind are keen to take up the sword, she became fascinated with martial arts from the Mist Continent at an early age. She's very excitable and talkative as long as the subject is kung fu, will happily talk your ear off about it or invite you to join in on her training (and she's never NOT training). The strength she pursues is, perhaps, unattainable but in her eyes it's the pursuit of it that satisfies. Rather than mana, she has impressive control over her own body's life force, or qi, which she uses to increase the strength of her blows, harden her body, and even launch invisible 'blasts' of energy. Wears over 300 lbs of weighted clothing at almost all times and refuses to remove it unless innocent lives are in danger or if she's face-to-face with a worthy opponent.

5.) Twin Lamia Bandits. Conjoined twins with two separate bodies arising from only one tail, they've made a living for some time out of robbing unwary travelers. They wield a single large shield in between themselves while each sister's free hand brandishes an enormous scimitar. They're a nightmarish opponent for most other physical fighters because of their unorthodox fighting style which prioritizes counterattacking and double-minded strategies. Looking to turn over a new leaf they've decided to take up some honest adventuring, though they're still not the most morally upright pair. They rarely argue but when they do it's always fierce and it takes days or even weeks for them to reconcile completely.

6.) Depraved Succubus Knight. She's a member of a order of monster-knights considered bizarre and deviant even by monster standards. Her order believes that resisting temptation and denying yourself personal pleasure are good things, notions that most Succubi consider offensive. However, her order also believes that it's best to surround one's self with temptations to resist rather than to hide away from them. Her mind is constantly filled with lewd, lusty thoughts that she refuses to pursue. She reads (and writes) hardcore erotica as a hobby and constantly ogles men she finds attractive. Her skin is always flushed and her face frequently contorts into expressions of barely-contained lust. However, she remains a virgin and will even actively save men from being raped. As a result of her bizarre lifestyle her mental fortitude is absolutely unshakable; she's completely immune to all forms of mind-altering magic. She protects herself with a suit magical black armor, knows numerous mid-level support spells, and her swordsmanship is distinguished. Tempt her at your own risk since she's basically hundreds of years worth of lust just waiting to explode.

1/2

>>21908442

7.) Trustworthy Elf Merchant. Just about the most reliable, honest, charming saleswoman you've ever met! Her combat potential is low but she has the uncanny ability to instantly appraise any object for its value. She's an expert in haggling and money management and is guaranteed to snag you amazing discounts and deals where ever you go. Despite her money-oriented nature her most prized possession is a simple hair accessory; a single leaf with an attached stem that she weaves into her hair. She's very picky about where the party makes camp and STRONGLY prefers to be indoors at night.

8.) Stoic Cupid Archer. Stone-faced and serious, her demeanor is unflappable and her aim is flawless. Along with the love and lead arrows typical of a Cupid she also makes her own custom arrows with a variety of effects including healing and divination. Her morals are upright and she will leave the party without a second thought if they even suggest not helping someone who's in need. She's easily swayed by stories of tragedy and romance and it's easier to convince her to do things using emotional arguments. She falls in love easily and dreams of a pure, chivalrous romance.

>>21908427
Just how old does a lich have to be to be considered "old" by MG standards?

>>21908442
A salamander martial artist and a Elf merchant. It'll be difficult, but we'll save lots of money from haggling and not using weapons.