/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Clap Rata cheeks!

>>21856446
No thanks,
Ushi Oni buns are all I need

>>21856446
Is that like spanking?

>>21856446
Give me a tubby news Rata to grope!

Would you go to the slime sororities party?

Mersharks are all creeps and pervs with leg fetishes

Evidently Cheshire-san wants a vacation.

Which would you prefer for your waifu?
>monsterized from human
>born from monster of same race
>born from monster of different race (bicorn from unicorn, anything from echidna...)

>>21856514
Oh no anon.

>>21856518
So, no different from the anons here?

>>21856514
Is she related to goatse?

>>21856524
?

Remember to take your wife to the beach!

>>21856555
My waifu is a sand golem. She doesn't go to the beach. She becomes the beach. She likes to suffocate the under developed women who look at me funny.

>>21856555
Jinko-san loves it, cheshire-san isn't a huge fan.....probably because that small cat is fat

>>21856523
Monsterized from a human. No other option is possible for her.

>>21856527
The anons here don’t bite strangers legs then run away so they can watch how their victims react.

>>21856435
Why on Earth would you make the tail see-through? That's what I'm here for!

>>21856579
Probably so folks can see that fat Rata ass.

When are these /monster/ refugees find somewhere else to shit up?

>>21856595
Forget soft.
We need an undead muscle harem

>>21856548
>>21856542
>>21856514
This is still a blue board you moron.

>>21856603
he's a retarded summer nigger, just let the mods do their job

>>21856576
You don't know me!

>>21856446
Thumbnail looks nsfw

>>21856435
What kind of clickbait articles she wrote ?

>>21856622
Then let me get to know you dammit!

>>21856603
I got blue balls

>>21856599
Truth

>>21856518
I want a Mershark bitejob.

>>21856589
Whi are you ralking to?

>>21856435
>>21856446
I'm uncertain what kind of message the gods are trying to convey.

>>21856635
>Men are denied consent to determine consent
>...and that's a good thing!

>>21856555
If only!

Is /jp/ dying?

>>21856518
Does that apply to all monstergirls that don't have legs?

>>21856761
I want to make sweet gentle love with that kobold

>>21856787
That's a man's wife you're talking about.

>>21856787
Too bad.

>>21856781
Yeah they are all creeps.

>>21856787
I'd say go for her daughter but she's taken too.

>>21856767
The sky has been falling for years.
So, no, not really.

>>21856790
>>21856794
>>21856806
I will just take kdfs wifes twin sister than.

>>21856809
>The sky has been falling
What happens if you say that to a wurm?

>>21856815
Just take his wife anyway after he alps from being a huge fag

>>21856840
She takes you deep underground in a panic

>>21856864
ebin

>>21856555
Swimsuits for spiders!

>>21856864
You're the type of nigga that not even a monstergirl could love

>>21856523
Born from monster of the same race!
A proud line of Kiki momsters!

>>21856555
If anything, she'll have to remember to bring me!

>>21856864
Fuck off ntr fag

This momster meme is more obnoxious than the /monster/ refugees.

>>21856555
The beach can be good, but beach towns are better.

>>21856915
Fuck off /monster/ nigger

>>21856900
Go on about how you wanna kill some of the other girls and their husbands

>>21856927
I hate the /monster/ faggots.
But I also hate the retarded momster meme. It doesn't even make sense and I would put money on it only being one or two anons pushing it.

>>21856934
No?

>>21856938
It can happen!

>>21856938
It’s basically a milf mg that took care of a human

I want a minotaur to step on me!

>>21856934
death is of no consequence there

>>21856940
Straight up fucking liar, all it takes is an image and you want it to be executed on the spot. Shit you'd stomp them to death if there were no weapons available to kill them with.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Nami955/726380/Otohimes-Orifice
This is clearly the pussy of a 17-year-old girl.

>>21857003
???

>>21857010
No it's alright you don't have to lie because you're with like-minded individuals but just don't go thinking you'd get an mg with your murder spree desires.

>>21857003
>>21857041
So who called your waifu shit?

>>21857009
1700 more like.

>>21857060
Nobody but dishonesty is my most hated quality in a person and i wouldn't want some murder fantasist thinking they're a great person.

>>21857064
NO.

I want to be enveloped in a Dark Matter's love!

>>21857157
you sure? half of that love is from men!

>>21857181
what?

>>21857182
the ball is men's desire

>>21857192
oh i get it
balls=testicles

>>21856943
>MGs will not pounce upon those who are wounded or weaken
Does it mean you're shit out of luck if you're physically disabled, unless there's some high tier healing magic at work?

>>21857270
>e physically disabled,
like?

>>21856943
This is the plot of more than a handful of fan stories on KC's site

Anyone went to comiket this time? Hope there's scans soon.

>>21856555
I bring the beach to my wife

>>21857270
It means they won't try to rape you if you have pneumonia or a spear in your gut.

>>21857279
Missing both legs, permanent blindness, bubble boy disease, stuff like that.

>>21857192
that's what it represents
it's just a ball of her mana, totally fine to be submerged in while she rides you until you're unconscious

How ancient do you like your ancient evils?

>>21857324
You won't be pounced but you might be gently romanced.

>>21857348
Great Old One ancient

Cute snek.

>>21857395
Jerk snek

>>21857350
which rough girl do you want to gently romance you?

>>21857426

>>21857426
not tomoko

>>21856435
Where are her weapons?

>>21857492
the pen is mightier than the sword

Reminder:

If you ever find a sleeping dormouse, rape and kidnap her.

>>21857514
What for?

>>21857519
It's what she wants.

>>21857504
penis

>>21857519
Because why not?
She's literally just there asking for a brutal rape, sleeping out in public like that

>>21857083
The great sea-hag rises from the depths once again to validate herself. Make sure you bring earplugs.

Do krakens/Scylla make good takoyaki?

>>21857514
i only kidnap fairy kind

>>21857514
I want a dormouse to spoil rotten! I want to turn her into a chubby loli and grope her all over while she’s asleep in my arms!

>>21857343
This.
Demonic energy is made of desire in general. It's not so much the desire of men, but rather fueled by the lustful gazes of onlookers.

>>21857514
raping females is for losers, however kidnapping is fun and energetic

>>21857605
Yes.

>>21857602
Another cold winter for the snek

>>21857611
Imagine dormouse triplets to grope, rape, and sleep with all day long!

Human boys belong to their big sisters

>>21857673
But I'm the oldest in my family!

>>21857650
>Imagine dormouse triplets to sleep with, sleep with, and sleep with all day long!
Look, I really like sleep, okay?

>>21857673
big sister mgs who sweater trap their human little brothers!

>>21857645
whys he so concerned, that tentacle will just grow back

>>21857692
They're gonna expect sex sooner or later, anon.

Do you really want to wake up, tied up, with three sexually pent-up, loli mice hovering over you about to force their desire on you?

>>21857650
That sounds like the life. Especially if it means waking up every morning to sleepy dormice dry-humping my legs and kissing me all over, begging me to tell them bedtime stories for message them back to sleep!

>>21857721
>or to message them
Good job, me.

On another note- the world needs way more chubby /busty dormice art . Nothing’s better than molesting a sleepy chubby mice’s cheese wheels and hearing her happily moan your name!

>>21857492
You have more than 70 pictures of this fluffer?
Do you have the VRChat model?

>>21857687
Then you belong to your momster I guess

>>21857754
Thats just the number from the fanart gallery.
My folder is just shy of 100

>For two years straight, I sleep with my laptop open beside me with pictures of my waifu pulled up so that whenever I wake up in the middle of the night, I can see my waifu's smiling face
>I sleep with a body pillow and hold it tightly to pretend she's my waifu

>>21857720
Why can't they figure out how to do it in our sleep? Weresheep can manage just fine.

>>21857770
No way dude.

>>21857819
Doesn't the computer light keep you up?

>>21857281
One dude has the books so its a start

>>21857770
>Eldest sons belong to momsters
>Middle sons being stalked equally ignored monsters
>Youngest sons getting an arranged marriages at the bright old age of 14

>>21857860
Not at all. I wouldn't call myself a heavy sleeper, but light and noise doesn't bother me too much

>>21857754
>VRChat

>>21857819
I feel you anon. Ever since I started getting commissions I'll 'say goodnight' to my girls before shutting my computer down and going to sleep.

>>21857926
Like you wouldn't want to be the little squirrel.

Morning commutes just got a whole lot better.
>Select all images with buses

Potatoes are the best, they can even reach into a PC case and hook the CPU cooler's clips on properly while it's already installed!

>>21857981
no thats gay.

>ywn find a Cursed Sword and find her a cute vessel
>ywn corrupt a cute paladin girl into being your depraved monster waifu

Kumihos

>>21858195
Dragons.

>>21858195
What's the appeal?

>>21858238
Foxes with danger.

>>21858238
Rape machine mofus

>>21858250
Any mofu can be a rape-machine if that's what you're into! Even a Rata, after you're married, can learn to rape you from demonic energy.

>>21858243
But you could go on dangerous adventures with other foxes.

>>21857673
who the fuck are you calling a boy? and i belong to no one. who even wants to be a monster's "property", anyways?

Do monstergirls let their otoutos grope their tits as much as they want?

>>21858238
Redcaps with mofu.

>>21858387
no, they have to get them to grow up to become adults, i'd imagine them feeling bad for diddling an underaged boy so it's better if young adults and men are the only ones allowed to be curious with monsters

>>21858238
they run the best delis. half off on all liverwurst!

>>21858421
>onee-chans not lewding their cute younger brothers
Ha! That was a good joke.

Big fuzzy thighs used as pillows!

>>21858419
Not a big fan of redcaps.

>>21858430
Why would they sell the liver though?

>>21858387
>>21858437
What does it take to be taken in by a monster as her otouto?

>>21858387
I want my best friends onee-san to target me like in that one Regura doujin.

>>21858438
An excellent idea.

>>21856767
Yes. We need to move these threads to /trash/ immediately.

>>21858441
>Why would they sell the liver though?
butchered so many demon realm animals that there's an overload of meat so she's going to make profit off it.

>>21858471
Anon, that's basically saying you want this to become a fat monster girl thread.

>>21858471
Still got the impotent rage, huh?

>>21858437
boys would be scared and find onee-chans creepy and very uncomfortable to be around, it's better if they're grown up and ready to breed

>>21858471
Go to bed Reimu.
>>21858509
You mean NTR furry monstergirl thread.

>>21858338
Pfft. As if a squirrel can intimidate me

Outside of Vampires/Dhampirs, are there any monsters that lend theirselves well to oyakodon?

>>21858533
reimu is a shirohebi and marisa is part of the sabbath!

>>21858556
>Witch Marisa stole the precious thing!
>Aka: Anon's virginity

>>21858541
flowkelp
tsurara-onna + yuki-onna
wight + zombie
titania + fairy
phoenix

>>21858541
Obligatory Kobolds.

>>21858589
eh, it's not like i was gonna use it anyways

>>21858541
Depending on whether it counts as motherhood, a succubus and her lesser succubus convert.

>>21858533
I stand by what I said.
I want an oppai loli Flan and Remi

>>21856446
>>21856435
oh god that's insanely cute

>>21858448
>Drink shota potion
>Walk out to nearest park
>Call out "Onee-chan!"
>???
>Otouto'd

>>21858533
>we just got a new dragon touhou
n i c e

>>21858663
looks like a turtle dragon

>>21858238
suicide by letting her eat your organs as a gorefag

>>21858556
>marisa is part of the sabbath

>>21858706
sir, that is offensive to my religion, please delete

>>21858238
Compared to kitsunes

>Stronger
>Prettier
>Sexier
>Bigger fangs
>Fluffier
>Fewer in numbers, so dating one is more exclusive
>Predator instincts
>Funnier to be around
>Loves you so much she wants your insides all for herself

>>21858724
Religion is stupid!

>>21858733
Gurofags stay on /trash/ pls

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes comp time comes with some strings attached.
Like taking your tanuki boss out on a date and pretending she's not well past cake age.

>>21858541
Dryads and Bicorns, because they actively try to harem up their husbands with any girls they like, and why wouldn't they like their daughters?
Shirohebi, because if they have to share their husband with someone, it would be their loving daughters.
Jubjubs, because they need to show their daughters how to properly perch.
Cheshires, because they're kinky pervs who would tease you for being a daughterfucker while fingering her as well.

>>21858541
Dark Elves are femdom oyakodon

>>21858697
Only guro I found even slightly arousing was Pupa.

>>21858733
Ah, I see. Not my taste, but I can get why people might like them.

>>21858819
who?

yo, what species is this new 2hu

>>21858862
Armadillo?

>>21858856
Pupa is a guro incest anime.

>>21858869
the ribbons on her head and the dress makes it look like one, so i suppose she really is an armadillo girl

>>21858195
Sauce? Please not be shit.

>>21858862
What is her brooch? A penis cactaur?

>>21858925
i couldn't even saucenao it because the crop

>>21858908
It might be a pangolin, isnt that the Asian one?

I'm going to sleep thinking about my wife hugging me with her tail, arms, legs and wings.

>>21858962
Sorry, I too only have cropped version I'm afraid

What is she trying to tell me?

>>21858630
>Be orphaned with older sister.
>get adopted by a nice lady single lady.
>everything is good for a year.
>then one day after coming home.
>sis has extra clubs to attend so your alone.
>mom gives you a drink of water.
>turns out its spiked and you pass out.
>Wake up later tied to a chair naked.
>in front of you is your mom, now looking like a succ, masturbating.
>try to resist, but start getting hard at the sight.
>Eventually she cums.
>thats when she notices your a wake.
>Pulling her handout of her snatch she walks up and forces your to lick it clean.
>Thats when your sister comes home.
more to come.

>>21858633
good taste.

werewolf shrine maiden set to protect his lover from all the dangerous youkai known for raping men and corrupting innocents!

>>21858630
>suCC corrupts a young human girl
>they bond so closely that they consider each other mother and daughter
>they both decide to share the same human boy
Hot

>>21859159
her*
sorry

>>21859090
She's trying to blackmail you to get dessert.

Is it wrong to want a Cursed Sword to impale me to her in the middle of sex?

>>21859254
Pretty sure it's fine if she's made of demon silver.

>>21859029
Thinking about cuddling an Alice helps me sleep.

>>21859254
Nope.

>>21859254
anything to keep you from fighting back her assault while she is happily raping you

What about cursed swords based off legendary swords?

>>21859446
What about chuuni Cursed Swords who pretend to be legendary swords?

>>21859477
That sounds cute

>>21859477
After you level them up for a while it becomes self-fulfilling.

>>21859540
foots

>>21859505
Chuunis are the cutest.

>>21859522
Any world with RPG mechanics allows you to help a chuuni's dreams come true.

>>21859540
foot

>>21859254
This is probably what happens when you ignored her for too long.

>>21859130
>tfw you write a lot more, but then accidentally delete it all.
Fuck me. I might come back later, but just know that sister gets surprise yuried into a lesser succ by mom before they turn on (you), fucking you senseless.

>>21859577
paw

couldn't find that fox but found a cat

>>21858925
>>21858962
>>21859049
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=69077352
I did it.
It only took me looking though around 1200 images of Ara in her fox form and now I'm into her.
This is probably how Ratas get human boys. >"Hey, could you please help me find the source on this cropped fragment of fluffy tail?"

>>21859540
Cute boat.

>>21859577
fox footjobs!

>>21859618
Absolutely.
But the best Cursed Swords take advantage of their demon silver traits no matter the amount of attention they have received.

What the fuck just happened?

>>21859753
2hufags got a cowgirl bird girl

>>21859753
>tfw no takoyaki master Scylla gf

>>21856519
I want to rickroll a Cheshire.
>>21856523
Born from the same race. Hers is a tradition that goes back centuries or even bigger numbers!

>>21859826
WAIT BREAKING NEWS
it's actually a pegasus

>>21859898
Ahh, the great outdoors!

>>21859662
i looked through maybe 600 or so before giving up but good on ya m8

>>21858925
>>21859049
>>21859662
>https://i.imgur.com/TlofoU7.jpg
lewd version since you gave me the character name

>>21859826
wiki wiki wow wow wild west

>>21859909
needs hooves and some horse ears

>>21860009
Now I need to see her fight a giant metal spider.

>>21859662
She'd find out what kind of autistic pursuit you have, and exploit it.
So saucefags would get a request like that.
Tierfags might get requests like a mofu tier list, a pettanko tier list, a tier list of news sources, etc.; doing tiny things to push ratas higher and higher.
Writefags might start getting requests to write stories starring her, starting mundane but getting more and more suggestive to risque scenarios.
Drawfags might get petitioned to draw her.
Fa/tg/uys might get requested to help her make a character/GM a 1-player session/help her build a deck or army/etc.
And so on.

She'll take what you like and make herself a big part of it, until you associate everything that makes you happy with her, until she makes you happy on her own merit, and then just start subtly nudging at your kinks and fetishes.

>>21860025
This, but make it a giant metal ushi-oni.

>>21859997
Oh. Neato

>>21859997
Good work. That doesn't look very healthy.
Kumiho really are scary.

>>21860074
Spiders are the most vicious rapists in the animal kingdom.

>>21860075
>>21860091
cute fox pics should be shared with all, sadly the larger version exceeds file size for this one.

>>21858663
This one?

>>21860112
>sadly the larger version exceeds file size for this one
Just use this:https://compressimage.toolur.com/

>>21860034
>"Look, you've got my characterization all wrong. You need to spend more time with me."

>>21860115
She has a ponytail dammit

>>21860136

>>21859997
>that dude
It's shit after all.

>>21860185
i'm glad to not keep track of artists or care about them

>>21860154
>'Silly anon, that's not how I'd seduce someone! Let me show you!'

Mofu.

>>21858071
Why no headphones? Wouldn’t they be better than blaring your music for everyone to be subjected to?

>>21860353
dangerous mofu

>>21860366
>she will never demand your delicious internal organs as tribute

Do you think you could go 24 hours handcuffed to your wife?

>>21860418
as long as she has her medication, i don't have to worry about anything

>>21860034
Plus, ratas are likely well-connected with one another due to their focus on gathering information.
If a rata finds out that another one she knows could satisfy a guy better, she'd help get them together. If a rata found out a guy was into being with multiple girls, she'd get another news squirrel involved. If a rata found out a guy specifically liked a certain other type of mamono, either she'd try to supplant them or hook him up with one. Or, she might just play up her similarities. For example:

>Guy likes baphs
>Afraid to check out the nearest Sabbath
>Rata with a crush on him finds out
>Starts telling him "rumors" about the Sabbath
>Teases him about being a lolicon
>Playfully acts like a loli around him sometimes
>Calls him onii-chan
>Brushes her tail against him to make sure he can find out how soft and comfy it is

>>21860418
24 hours it tiny babby weenie time anon, at least for seasoned bondage veterans like me and my waifu.

>>21860418
It would be a change of pace to being on a leash I guess.

>>21860418
sure why not

An anon in the previous thread asked for the source of some succubus picture he saw. It's a manga called Shachiku Succubus no Hanashi.

>>21860418
But why would we need handcuffs whe we have her tail?

>>21860454
Do I even want to know KDF?

>>21860418
Anon what it shes a flyer?
Like a griffin, wyvern or God forbid a dragon.

>>21860570
Flight with dragons is completely safe.

>When you get the latest scoop.

>>21860537
I wasn't alluding to anything specific scenario there anon, except maybe the extended tandem bondage sessions we'd enjoy together in the automated section of our sex dungeon.

>>21860596
kek. You're a funny guy anon.

>>21860584
I'd like a mamano bar or club that was only accessible by flight so that you're encouraged to solicit single patrons or employees for a ride up.

>ywn be a conspiracy theorist in MGEland trying to uncover news ties to Sabbath pedophile rings, only to be silenced by a familiar or rata or devil exploiting your curiosity and desire for truth and making you her onii-chan

>>21860739
>Sabbath pedophile rings
I'm pretty sure they're super open about that kind of thing anon.

>>21860739
I know what your trying to do, but it make more sense to be a secret bapho onee-chan ring. Baphos and sabbaths are well known.

>>21860765
>>21860773
I mean ties between Rata news channels and the Sabbaths. I though I had mentioned the news.

>>21858749
We should move these threads to /trash/ desu

>>21860596
Cute chipmunk

>>21860813
the entertainment value in that alone would be worth it

>>21860797
again that wouldn't be unknown. Runya is the "information" bapho with tons of rata subordinates and thats well known.

>21860813
>21860825
Back for some more self flagellation, eh samefag?

>>21860834
I forgot about that.

>>21860834
I want to bully Runya for being a big nerd!

>>21860695
Ah yes, Laputa.

>>21860858
>lmaosamefag

Cute little fluffball.

>>21860938
that's way too hot to let a child eat

>>21860938
A heinous villain in the making!

>>21860938
But what is it?
Just a beast?

>https://i.imgur.com/mGuPjUu.jpg
this is what kidnapped fairies are for!

>>21860994
Bubble baths? Seems fun.

>>21860739
>>21860765
>>21860773
>>21860834
>Oblivious conspiracyanon thinks he's uncovering a "secret pedophile ring" connecting rata news, Sabbaths, demon cults, hospitals, farms, publishing agencies, etc.
>Doesn't realize how public Sabbaths are about this, and how public Sabbath involvement in society is
>Runya Sabbath finds his passion cute, if misguided
>Sends some "agents" to play along
>Easily corrupt him into being a lolicon
>Direct his conspiracy analysis to helping them catalog historical information and lost alchemic records
>And give him plenty of loli love
>To "keep him quiet", of course
>He's so oblivious, it takes him at least a year of being married and a Sabbath onii-chan to realize the truth of his situation
>Continues playing along with his past mistake anyways because his wife and him find it fun

>>21861001
>wurm tossing many gallons of soap into a pond so she has a bathtub big enough for bubble bath

My werewolf girlfriend has a worrying habit of wearing greatcoats and wielding long barrel Mauser pistols. She's also taken interest in many forms of brutal close quarter combat techniques. What's going on?

>>21860867
I want to tickle Runya chan's tummy!

>>21861007
Wurm no think of the pH levels!

>>21861008
She saw Hellsing Ultimate, didn't she?

>>21861018
I bet she sleeps in a pile of ratas and sheep.

i want a fairy to use my penis as a punching bag

>>21861031
I want to sleep in a pile of ratas and familiars and witches in fluffy pajamas.

>>21861041
>ropu girls even have magical jammies so they always have ears and tail

>>21861049
That would be extra cute! Would the "bed" be a pile of pillows on the floor, with lolis encouraged to huddle on their onii for warmth?

>>21861061
pillow pit for cuddle puddles is best option

With all the Art Fairies indisposed due to pants related stuffings, seek inspiration from other small muses.

>>21860596
I want to call a successful Rata fake news for presenting unbias facts about how Demon realms are great.

>>21861080
100% unbiased!

>>21861104
Rata-chan gets pouty if she doesn't get kisses!

Remember to only interact with fluoride-free undines

>>21861077
Can I get a tiny Gremlin to help me with my electronics job?

>>21861104
>>21861113
Watch out, if you deny your rata kisses she will write a hit piece on you and then you'll have to deal with Cupid "activists".

>>21861077
>tfw grab a pixie by mistake and get shrunken and kidnapped by the fairies instead

>>21861128
A Gremlin would most likely advice you to quit your job to start working on a portal opening device.
She'll fund the project by giving you revolutionary adult toys patents to sell.

>>21861127
Dude just filter her

>>21861180
Do you know how expensive filters than can clear out fluoride are

>>21861194
We spared no expense

>>21861180
That's either abuse or some messed up foreplay.

>>21861197
You say that until the local Tanuki comes walking at your doorstep with two big muscled Oni asking you to sign a paper that passes all your debt onto some poor boy you don't even know.

>>21861216
Hey, if Kaiji didn't want to pay my debt why'd he back my loan?

>>21861216
Wrong! Filtration is like bathing for Undines.

Naked Oni
Picture it
Just a naked Oni
A drunk one too

>>21861232
Uh-huh

>>21861232
I can picture it

I want to fuck a Kikimora in the butt while her sister watches and masturbates.

I want to be fucked by a sexually hyperactive (HYPERACTIVE!!) Hellhound.

Imagine a Sabbath centered around gentle comfort.
Like, they find Ropu too energetc and Runya too busy, and center their life around comfy living while awake and research around oneiromancy and even oneiro-nymphomancy.
Beyond the Baphomet, Witches, and Familiars, common members would be Dormice, Nightmares, Dryads (whose tree homes are connected to the Sabbath headquarters; maybe the Baphomet leader is a Baphomet-Dryad hybrid and the hall is her and her husband's massive tree home), maids who seek to make their onii-chan's life as comfy and carefree as possible, Bunyips, and the occasional Shirohebi.

>>21861295
A Loli genki dryad who spoils her husband and actively invites girls from the rest of the forest to join her husband’s harem sounds pretty nice.

>>21861232
The description makes this image.

>>21861412
Quick! Assign her to protect the Shogun's son!

>>21861271
Kikimoras have very lickable buttholes

>>21861508
shog butts taste like dinner

>Elves losing to human libido
Is there no end for the shame of their kind?

>>21859829
>She always makes the best takoyaki for you.
>Odd. One of her tentacle looks shorter than usual.

>>21861659
Elves are whores, anon.

>>21861797
If that's the case, then Hellhounds are wild sex crazed dogs.

>>21861836
Yes, hellhounds are also whores.

>>21861842
>>21861797
It's ok that the species you like are natural born whores. What's important is that the girl you choose is a whore only for you.

>>21861855
holsts aren't whores... :'(

>>21861904

>>21861925
Moo

>>21861925
Self defense mechanisms aren't whorish.

>>21861904
>Docile girls who enjoy getting their breasts fondled and milked by men
It might not be straight up sex but it's still whorish behavior.

>>21861925
Did we just witness a murder?

>>21861945
No, that's the manga about the hero who fucks women to save the world.

>>21861978
At least he doesn't have to fuck and marry a bunch of ancient CC dragons who went evil from loneliness.

>>21862001
How'd you know how I met my wife?

which one would be embarrassed being seen in their underwear?

>>21862053
Wood Elves, but just because they're supposed to not wear any by their forest laws.

>>21862053
Spiders with custom panties they crafted themselves.
>Atlach-Nacha wearing a cute pair of Cthulhu print panties

>>21862104
Imagine spluttering curses she would throw at you when you accidently see it

>>21862053
Vampires.

>>21862114
I honestly can't imagine a nacho splurging out as anything other than hilarious unless they were irish or scottish. Every other dialect and languages cursing is subpar compared to the esoteric and outlandish shit those fuckers can bring if they're well read.

>>21862146
>nacho splurging out as anything other than hilarious
That is the point, you know. I personally find little girls verbally assualting very cute

>>21862114
>>21862104
Lordy I want one with a fat ass.

>>21862104
>>21862114
>Hubby sees nacho in her 'secret' underwear
>Its just funny
>Not a funny as her embarrassed sqeaking
>All of her insults and bants just make him laugh harder because of how ridiculous she looks

I want to cuddle, fuck, take naps with, and play Minecraft all day with Runya

>>21862157
I thought the point was their cussing you out was supposed to magically make you angry so you hate fuck them.

>>21862215
Yeah but to me it's like a music, especially if it is in Japanese.
I'd probably provoke Nacho by molesting her just to hear more of her cursing if I ever met one then would proceed to fuck her brains out

>>21860418
If it was on a day off, absolutely

>>21860418
>24 hours handcuffed to a holst
>she just drags you around everywhere fairly oblivious to the fact her stride and arm swing and reach are much bigger than yours
>mid day nap she rolls over on you and because of the chain you can't move out of the way so you're stuck that way
>if you survive you have to somehow live through all the chores needed to do on the farm
I'd just do my old party trick and dislocate my shoulder the second the cuffs go on and pray for the best.

>>21862215
The making of mentions that their husband understands that they don't mean it.
>While in the profile text you're supposed to read their phrases like "You are the lowest scum.", when they're husband and wife, it really kinda sounds more like "You're the lowest scum... <3"
Maybe in the initial encounter but a lot of it is hyperbole and one of the main points Nacho is that your venom heals their pain. I'm pretty sure the Scholar is meant to misunderstand and exaggerate the chaos monster more than usual because they are meant to be so alien and unknown.

>>21862289
I wonder if chaos hubbies transform when they get extremely pissed. I also wonder if they transform like nosk, just to freak their friends out

>>21862461
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

I want to kiss undead lolis. In many different ways.

>>21862631
Professional hitmen targeting little girls became a huge problem when the demand for undead lolis increased.

>>21862675
>but in the case of women, their resistance to monsterization will be corroded along with their rational faculties, and they'll change into undead such as "Zombies", "Wights", etc. It can easily result in a horde of undead.
The Zombie Dragon entry show just like how men can become undead incubi without actually dying, women just need to be exposed to undead mana to become one.

>>21862570
If only werewolf MGs could transform into 8 feet tall beefed up furballs with claws the size of steak knives for when someone threatens their human mate.

>>21862712
Well then how do I make money from this?

>>21862675
You're doing it wrong, you need to lobby undead nobles to try to make more children to get more cute loli Wights, Liches and Vampires.

>>21862719
That fact that instead of pedomorphasis on adult undead or normal monsterization by mamono mana you went directly to going around literally killing children so some random monster could come along and raise them is fucked up.

>>21862741
It's a living.

>>21862717
That’s pretty much what hellhounds are at all times. Have you seen the size of those claws?
And flying off the handle at threats to their mate is a significant part of their profile.

It is kinda a shame that werewolves didn’t get more of a “changing” aspect to them though.

Someone made the Midwestern American Ryu upset and she flooded my town. How can this be fixed?

>>21862758
Sacrifice a virgin.

>>21862758
>>21862771
To be more precise, sacrifice the Ryu's virginity to your dick.

Had a new commission of my waifu finish, and it came out really well! She's so beautiful, I love her.

Bosswoman MG taking advantage of anon in the workplace.

>>21862811
I wish I had your passion.
Or any passion...

>>21862811
Oh hi Frost, good to see you're still around.

>>21862813
A commonplace occurrence.

>>21862813
This is why you work in IT
No one really hassles network engineers

>>21862840
I want that snek to wrap around me and lick my ears.

>cumflating a shorty.
What?! What the fuck?!

>>21862882
Hey lady, I got some liver flavored gummies. You want some?

>>21862885

>>21862885
It’s a must

>>21862976
Wurm-Chan is ready for the week

Milk snake.

are you man enough to handle 5 hellhounds?

>>21862741
The guy is just derailing with retarded shitposts. Besides, everyone knows natural monster lolis are better than anything you get with transformation.

>>21861295
Went to sleep thinking about this idea.
Dreamed about a cuddly loli shirohebi who wanted to make sure I never needed to leave the house, because she was worried someone else would snatch me away if she went outside. Then a loli dryad from a nearby tree brought us both into her tree, claimed me as her onii-chan, and inducted us into the Yumebura Sabbath.

>>21863001
>Get raped and married to a Hellhound
>Live happily with her for years
>Eventually get her pregnant
>She gives birth to a 5 pups litter
Then you got their whole childhood to manhandle, wrestle and play fighting with them. You better stop once they hit puberty or else things get lewd really quick.