/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Protect the shorties

a harpy bath would be a god damn water park

How does your favorite monster girl make you melt in her hands like an ice cube in the summer heat?
https://i.imgur.com/PDlUUM7.png

Taking high class monsters to eat chili dogs!

Dragons in poofy pants!

>>21838204
I just realized I have more demon pics saved than any other species. Is this some kind of sign?

>Demon waifu is way into cosplay/roleplay sex
>One night she's a domineering business executive, the next night she's a ditzy German barmaid, etc.
>On one particular evening she seems unusually nervous. After asking about it she goes for the gold.
>"Ah! Well, see...um...I was wondering if, you know just for tonight, if...maybe YOU could dress up? For me? I already have something picked out for you. It's only if you're comfortable with it, though. I mean it's...well...it's kinda...it's a bit of a specific fantasy of mine."
>You reluctantly agree
>Going into the other room to change you find that she expects you to wear https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61fp4uZbaHL._SY679_.jpg

I'm gonna nut in this squirrel and make her my wife!

>>21838241
It's a sign of patrician taste.

>>21838205

Worship Pharaoh.

>>21838304
We need more pics of pregnant monstergirls

Pregnant Monstergirls who are tough and rowdy on the outside, but ridiculously careful and worried about their growing family on the inside!

What would a purple oni be like?

>>21838320

>Blue oni intelligence
>Red oni rambunctiousness

The mischievious Cheshire of the Oni world.

>>21838318

>>21838320
A strong, stoic leader with a funny and playful side once you got to know her and gained her trust

Hang on if zombie dragons are dragons that died alone shouldn't they be old hags then?
I can't imagine anything other than time killing a dragon.

Touch fluffy tail.

>>21838342
Anon, just because they're dead doesnt mean zombie dragons aren't sensitive about their age

>>21838205
How does one escape this situation?

>>21838342
Spirit Energy Starvation
Lack of husband + crippling depression + time

>>21838276
is it rude to ask wing, tail and horn pics of a demon?

>>21838342
> They have long life spans compared with humans. (It varies depending on race, from only a little longer than humans, to those who live for thousands of years.) No matter how old they get, their forms remain young and beautiful, and they never physically age any further than that.
I'm confused. If monsters are don't age but are still mortal, do they just drop dead out of the blue one day?

>>21838375
No.

>>21838204
There's also a version with her tits out
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76144132

>>21838205
These girls are getting a slow and steady supply of art, it's nice.

I like my demons pure and my angels slutty

Why is this weasel so happy?

Don't forget to brush your zombie's teeth

>>21838421
And her hair

>>21838419
you returned home from work

>>21838436
she has lots of hair on her head...it'll be like a safari adventure in there

>>21838410
why not have both of them pure? that way, there will be no arguing as to how one should live life

>>21838344
i'll get addicted and marry the mofu tho...

>>21838463
Because that way they can bicker on the shoulders of a human

Chapter 25 is up. Enjoy.

https://pastebin.com/3rdE7szr

>>21838222
I love her poofy pants!

I want to cuddle my waifu's fluffy tail like a security blanket.

>>21838492
Oh damn that's nice.

>>21838419
shes about to have her battery recharged if you know what i mean.

>>21838492
Whore

>>21838344
Touch rata mofu

>>21838596
Tiny thighs!

>>21838590
Rude

>>21838605
We need a rata with runya rata tier mofu, and this tier thighs!

What monstergirls would be willing to indulge me in male nipple play?

>>21838619
I don't know man, I think small thighs and cute little round butts are cuter on lolis. Major tail fluff is always good though.

>>21838620
Alp

>>21838620
Any one of them as long as she's your waifu anon. I too have discovered that I'm pretty in to getting my nips played with recently.

>>21838505
thanks

>>21838639
Good to know I'm not alone at least.

>>21838620
Kraken.

>>21838620
Dark Elf.

What is the hierarchy of the Monster Girls?

>>21838492
Runa is better.

>>21838620
I'm actually kind of into that too, it's not something I look for in art but I love the idea of it happening to me.
Consider jabberwocks, they can lick both nipples at once.

>>21838689
Lolims hunt in packs

>>21838687
Lilith>Lilims>Baphos>Etc...

Spooky cat.

>>21838565
Dumb hair

Hows your summer been so far?
Picture reptile monsters basking in the summer daylight

>>21838737
Rude.

>>21838619
>>21838626
I like atleast some butt and thighs on lolis, this is probably the maximum for me. A little Wight, Dark Mage or Demon with this body type would be the perfect girl.

I'm a bad boy. I always skip the smut in every story I read

>>21838748
Like this?

>>21838689
That the raccoon from that one terrible isekai?

My classmate's a dullahan!

>>21838794
>that one terrible isekai
You'll have to be more specific.

>>21838803
The one that fans said wasnt like other isekai but actually was exactly like every other isekai.

>>21838808
That's every isekai.

>>21838748
Flagmander needs an update

Worship Pharaoh.

>>21838836
Is getting her pregnant with my kid considered worship?

>>21838205
It doesn't take much effort on her part.

>>21838833
She got one

Would terra esper form count as a monster girl?

>>21838877
Give or take

>>21838877
Probably, yeah.

>>21838706
i wish lolims would hunt me down.

>>21838716
how come baphos don't have bat wings and black scleras like lilith and the lilems?

>>21838861
What exactly is going on here

>>21838727
man, the pet cemetery sure is a popular place. there's probably an ancient burial ground set by wendigos or something underneath it

>>21838776
why does that jabberwock look annoyed?

>>21838947
No idea. I guess KC used a wingless version of baphomet as the base for his bapho species. Classic RPG succs usually are all winged and thus lilith (an og succ) and the lilim (super succs from liliths womb) are winged.

>>21838847
no, that's a reward for worshipping her gracefully in a way that pleases her the most

>>21838961
MG casinos are scary.

>>21838961
i want some of that shiny green juice, whatever that is.

>>21838996
What's she so smug about?

>>21838971
Because you aren't fucking her RIGHT NOW.

>>21839003
That's a BIG dragon.

>>21839003
if she wants me to fuck her, then she's gonna have do sexy things to me if i'm gonna get turned on

>>21838947
>>21838973
KC's baphos are based on Ragnarok Online
https://ragnarok.fandom.com/wiki/Baphomet

>>21839001
anon, i don't want to scare you or anything but her hand seems to be aiming towards your right hand a little, i would prepare for rape if i were you

>>21839026
cute

>>21839055
She's cute.

>>21839025
For you

>>21839066
sneks are for kissu

>>21838861
I would love to see Selene out of that braid.

>>21838983
it's gf juice. drink it and you get demon gf by accident

>>21838619
i'd tell her to put some pants or she'll get raped

>>21838964
Please do not desecrate a Wendigo heritage site. They are very traditional species with beliefs passed down for generations. The falling of a mighty pine is a tragic time, but also a time for the celebration of their life and the joy they have shared with others.

>>21838982
>Comped room service
>Literally means being serviced
>Men who go to a MG Casino walk away married.

>>21839104
Is that a promise?

>>21839134
Is the aim to get the men so into debt that they need to marry one of the patrons of the casino?

>>21838971
Annoyed jabberwocks are the best.

Deer pussy.

>>21839172

>>21839207
She can take my vorpal sword, if you know what I mean.

>>21839152
That would be some of the more seedy casinos run by the Danuki.

>>21839172
You could pay me billions and I still wouldn't want to date one, extra mouths are grossout territory for me.

>>21838982
That's what makes them fun.

>>21839207
My club Cheshire with an astounding ass acreage!

What monster girls would be nicest toward the elderly?

>>21839172
>>21839172
This is a good color for wocks

>>21839337
Grizzlies

>>21839337
Nureonago.

>keep getting Pet shelter ads
Are there human boy shelters at MGC?

>Walking through MG mall
>Find a tiny kiosk tucked away in a corner between stores
>Only thing is a strange, golden box
>Khepri kiosk owner pops up
>Says it's not for sale
>She'll give it to whoever can beat her in a game
>Agree; games are fun, she's probably lonely, and I'm pretty lonely too
>She slides the box to the side and brings out an elaborate board game
>I'm pretty sure she added new rules mid-game
>Also, I'm pretty sure the board changed shape a few times
>Even still, whether by her will or my own ability to adapt, I win
>Gives me the box
>Asks if she can follow me
>Said she got separated from her six sisters
>Accept
>Even if she rape-marries me, she's pretty cute; wouldn't be a bad end
>Kiosk disappears
>Khepri has a few bags packed already
>Says her name is Mana
>We go back to my apartment, where I inspect the box
>There's a 3D puzzle inside
>We work together all night and solve it
>It's a weird pyramid-shaped amulet
>Mana says it's a magic relic that gives good luck and skill at games, and punishes cheaters
>Hatch an idea
>Mana and I go to a MG casino, where we gamble our way to the top with the blessings of the puzzle
>She said her sisters were drawn to games as well, so she accepted my idea
>Tanuki casino owner storms in
>Challenges me to 1-on-1 high stakes game
>I win, I keep my earnings for the night
>I lose, she keeps me as a husband
>I reject her challenge, she keeps all my earnings and bans me from her casino
>I accept the challenge
>Even if I lose, I'll find a way out
>Mana looks worried
>I have to win, for her
>Tanuki is cheating, hard
>It's blatant, too, but she owns the place, and anyone who isn't on her payroll is bribed
>Suddenly, pyramid puzzle starts glowing
>Tanuki starts hallucinating any card she pulls from her clothes as being a 2 or 4 or 6 instead of a face
>Keeps folding in poker
>Keeps going over in 21
>Stubbornly refuses to play fair, or to admit defeat
>Puzzle glows again
>The words 'pentalty game' form in my head
>Every card she pulls from her clothes are part of her clothes
>As she tears her clothes to shreds, thinking she's still playing, her mind is left in a flustered flurry
>Mana and I leave, as the casino owner is too busy masturbating to notice anything else

>>21839404
>MGC
No.

huff the manticore mane

>>21839426

>>21839404
They call them orphanages.

>>21838982
I want to see a monster girl amusement park. No one mention that shitty series.

>>21839466
Amagi park?

>>21839404
>in the arms of an angel ad to guilt trip Angels
>demon demanding they use her contract
>venomous mgs swear the men where already drugged
>amazon demanding the most fragile one
>whole operation is run by mindflayers and hypnotic monsters
>you mindbreak you buy policy
Honestly dark elf auctions might be better

Bunyip boobs.

>>21839487
Hes talking about kemono friends

>>21839172
>>21839207
Cute color, but give me one with a regular lovey personality instead.

Human men belong to canine monsters by birthright. So long as a single one of man’s best friends (with benifits) sleeps in an empty bed, no other monsters should be allowed to enjoy human men.

>>21839500

>>21839504
But I don't really like dogs.

Wife the brownies!

>>21838222

Stop! Hammer Time!

>>21838355

Cum. Party is over when you go limp.

>>21839310
that lich looks uncomfortable

>>21839361
what's that popped up on his computer monitor?

>>21839524
That can be dealt with.

>>21839552
Well no duh, Liches probably spend every day in their catacombs by themselves until they finally get a husband.

>Me and my paladin homies drive to the poor part of town
>Some mangy dog beasts opened up a new shop on crescent street
>Fucking monster immigrant scum taking our jobs
>Joffrey, Rupert and I go in posing as customers
>Place stinks of wet dog and strange foreign foods
>An ageing mutt with devil eyes and an aura of murderous intent greets us behind the shops counter
>"Awoo~ Welcome to Ms Fursteins humble store! What can i get you fine gentlemen!"
>I can barely understand its unintelligible monster babble
>Joffrey and I stride over to the counter while rupert keeps lookout near the door
>I slam my fists on the laminated counter and yell
>"LISTEN HERE YOU FLEABAG, WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND ROUND HERE"
>Excited by my wanton display of speciesism, Rupert and Joffrey start chanting "Deus Vult!"
>With beads of sweat dripping from my forehead, i stare intently at the demon shopkeep awaiting its reaction
>Nervously and meekly it begins speaking up
>"You.. want some miso soup? Its very tasty and also affordable! ~"
>BLASTED THING IS MOCKING US
>My vision becomes red with rage and my fist clench with anger
>I start smashing everything in sight, my compatriots follow suit
>"Please stop! Why are you doing this? This shop is my everything!"
>I smash one last bottle of some kind of voodoo liquid and smugly view the destruction i've brought
>The shop owner is trying to pick up broken glass and ceramics
>It begins chanting a demonic incantation that sounds like crying
>"Leave and go back to your own lands! Deus vult!"
>We book it out the door and run to the car
>Managed to hid out in the church until the whole thing quieted down

DEGENERATE ABOMINATIONS BTFO

>>21839055
>>21839076
Sauce?

>>21839572
Fuck off.

Can every monster be yandere?

>>21838820
What about Dunbine?

>>21839561
Those breasts are way too large! What the hell?

>>21839588
Yes, though some might be a little broken.

>>21839588
Yeah but a Titania being yan would just be cute

>>21839588
>sea bishop
>alice
>umi osho
>hellhound
no, not every monster can be yandere, anon

>>21839596
Too large? We can go bigger!

>>21839572
Man, I hate (((heroes))). They think they're such cool shit because they're the Chief God's (((chosen people))).

>>21839596
I don't have any idea what you're talking about.

>>21839608
Please no! I like small breasts!

>>21839606
>sea bishop

>>21839606
>hellhound
But why not?

>>21839611
I'm not into oppai!

>>21839606
Every one of those except maybe Umi osho could easily be yandere.
Yes, even Alices.

>>21839633
Then get thee to a lolifox before the CCs get to you.

>>21839619
sea bishops aren't very forward enough to have a self-induced lovesickness for a man

>>21839616
Bigger we go!

>>21839606
>>21839634
A yan Alice would be adorable!
She'd be fiercely protective of her onii-chan, and in her innocence-rape-lewd Alice-innocence cycle, she'd be more proactive.

>Onii-chan! Onii-chan! Whenever you pat my head or hold my hand, my panties get wet! But I didn't wet myself! It felt so good and I decided to taste it and it tasted so good and now onii-chan needs to taste his imouto's special love fluid and make her make more and more and more!

>>21839629
>>21839634
hellhounds are too stacey to live the shirohebi life. and just cuz she's black doesn't mean she's crazy either

>>21839665
But why?

>>21839647
A lolifox would keep the ara-aras away?

>>21839678
Yes.

>>21839679
Are lolifoxes good at cuddling?

>>21839663
>>21839674
Species aren't singular identical girls, you realize.
Nor is yandere incompatible with them in any way.

>>21839634
What if a you met a yan hellhound how long before she pounces

>>21839678
Because you must learn

>>21839691
The next time you're alone.

>>21839699
Jokes on the yan lolihound
I like soft girls and oppai

Strip poker with monsters is cheating

>>21839702
Like that would stop one.
She just might end up with more of a chest than she expected.

>>21839694
Learn what? How far oppai lovers will go before average people are as turned-off as I am?

>>21839699
i wanna pick her up and hug her! but no kissing on the lips cuz that's sabbath boundaries right there, i'm an elder-party extremist man.

>>21839722
Just one taste of loli lips can't hurt, right?
One little kiss, one little bit of passion to one little girl?
That way, you could prove to yourself that you definitely don't like lolis.

>>21839719
Yes

>>21839699
Which sabbath would they be in

>>21839713
Chest and padding, I win regardless

Fug plants

>>21839737
At that point, what's the purpose?

>>21839740
Kuroferuru most likely.

>>21839743
Which one?

>>21839297
>Ice Palace Casino
>you can offer your body heat as payment if you get broke
>when that's run out you'll be a permanent resident there

>>21839753
The fat ones.

>>21838505
Nice, thanks anon!

>>21839685
Very good.

>>21839809
Is it better to find an "independent" lolifox, visit a shrine, or go to Ropurotto?

>>21839753
The ones that are tall and flat like stalk of corn

>>21839815
Organize a babysitting visit to get one straight from the breeder.

>>21839826
Why is that? Are they the most in need of love?

>>21839846
she needs a bigger box

>>21839842
No, because she's a 60 year old loli and if she babysits you maybe you'll hit it off and get her out of the house.

>>21839815
A shrine can offer all kinds of lolifoxes that'll fawn on you for visiting and make you want to visit the shrine more and more

Someone mentioned a lilim gangbang pic last thread. Didn't get the chance to comment on it. Anyone have it and wanna post a link to it?

Also, all lilims are turbo sluts. But that's why we love the,

>>21839846
I claim this jinko.

>21839867

>>21839856
That makes some sense. Misunderstood the logistics you were going for, though!

>>21839858
And I'd be happy to help them take care of their shrine! It might be nice to just stay so late I happen to fall asleep there, and wake up in a cuddly pile of lolifox mikos. And then start doing that regularly. And then I guess I live there now!

>>21839867
Fuck off

Sizzling bacon on a hellhound!

>>21839743
>>21839790
I can't help but be drawn to Alraune thornpussy lately.

>>21839903
yeah should hover it over the ends of her eyes and enjoy

>>21839887
what species is mokou and kaguya?

>>21838618
>brown lim
Behold, the first lim to get rejected by a man.

>>21839977
phoenix and aye lmao

>>21839988
Kaguya might as well be a lilim, between her abilities and story.

>>21839702
>he thinks she wouldnt start filling out mid fuck.
Your going to end up with a shorstack/pai-loli at the end of the night and your going to like it.

>>21839997
By that logic, since I like small-breasted, delicate sticcs, if I got succ'd, would the succ start to lose her curves mid-fuck?

>>21840011
Not mid-fuck, but it would happen eventually.

>>21839846
Big F@ C@ T@s

>>21839993
Original legend she's still the most beautiful woman and has the elixir of immortality.
Touhou version has a power they never figured out how to use in the fighting games because it's such a narrative tool.

>>21840011
Its easier to fill than to remove so it might take like 2 fucks, but yes. Thats why MGE is so wonderful!

>>21840016
>succ starts getting less curvy
>breasts shrink to a nice small size
>pubic hair thickens
>gets worried about what's going on
>thinks it might be some kind of curse or hieromancy
>hfw I get more excited and aroused than ever before

>>21840024
Ok and? I dont see how that contradicts her being a lilim. Maybe she is the first and thus has even more bullshit op powers than the other lilims. Her being called the most beautiful being the cause for QoH and druella to do what they do.

I like cute monsters that need guidance so that they can become respectable young women

>>21840053
I like large, muscled monster girls with huge tits.

Mermaid Unicorns would be nice

>>21840085
That's one of the two best types of monster girls.

>>21840085
Espically when she hates her breasts complaining about them getting in the way when she does push-ups or is bench pressing

>>21840095
Is the other short, chubby, and sporting a fat ass?

>>21840105
Especially if they get in the way.

What monster would make the best noir detective

>>21840117
Not him but the other should be short, petanko

>>21840117
>Is the other short
Yes, short, and very stacked.

>>21840122
*Pettanko

>>21840128
Where did you get Pet Tank?

>>21840121
Automaton

>>21840121
Rata

>>21840123
>ywn have your tall big tittied muscle minotaur and shortstack holstaur look at you like that.
I want it.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76101278

>>21840112
Nice, more tengu art.

>>21840085
I don't, but I respect your tastes.

Which do you like more Alraune or Liliraune

>>21840190
Why not both at the same time?

>>21840190
No contest.

>>21840177
But Tengus get more than enough art

What monster girls would be part of a power metal band?

There's something strange about this fox..

>>21840190
Barometz

>>21840190
Alraune are top tier, but Liliraune are toppest tier.

>>21840230
Is that what happens when you play rock music to your plants because I heard plants enjoy music?

>>21840205
How is such a thing possible?

>>21840243
Triraune

>>21840223
That's a different kind of tengu.

>>21840228
Dragon
Raiju
Valkyrie
Cursed Sword
Succubized Heroine

>>21840230
>exterminatus

>>21840233
My nigga.

>>21840274
Fruit sheep makes a comfy bed.

>>21838505
Sweet

>>21840190
>>21840233
This, I don’t like the other plants but barometz are good.

>>21840274
I wanna eat that ass so badly and molest those breasts

>>21840274
I want to be surrounded by barometz and their rectangle eyes.

>>21840274
What a jiggly fruit girl! And that positiin is just asking for an ass slap.

>>21840230
>mofu plant
I'd grow them.

Okay anon, you can have your monstergirls, but you'll be sent to a post-apocalyptic world. Life will be harsh, danger will be real, but you have the chance to find true love. Maybe even help rebuild civilization depending on where you land.

Or you can refuse the offer and live forever in this comfortable but dull timeline.

>>21840230
I bet her tail feels cottony smooth

>>21840333
Do be careful.

>get sick
>your childhood friend decides to take care of you

>>21840334
I'll find her or die trying.

>>21840342
Holy Jesus, bless this ravaged body.

>>21840334
These prompts are rather dull.

Zombutt.

>>21840355
That zombie needs new clothes

>>21840349
But she needs to stay away from me or she might get sick

>>21840355
I swear these undead are getting thicker by the raising.

>>21840359
How's this?

>Succ riding you in amazon position
>Shoves her THICC spade tail up your bussy
>Gives your prostate a thorough massage
>Each thrust she reaches deeper inside your bussy
>Her tail is almost entirely inside
>The pleasure is so intense
>Her tail induces orgasm after orgasm
>Her womb is bloated with your cum
>After hours of fucking she finally settles down
>She pulls your cock out of her pussy and cuddle up with you
>She leaves her tail inside your bussy as burrow your face into her massive mammaries
>You both fall asleep in each other's arms
>Her tail squirming around inside you all the while

>>21840361
>mamonomana ever letting a monster get sick
If anything, the residual mana will heal you faster. And slowly turn you into an incubus, but if you're childhood friends with a monster, then the process is already in motion.

>>21840367
Much better, zombies need to be fashionable

>>21840375
still though it's better to not take the chance because if she did get sick i'd feel bad

>>21840334
Part of why I love Khepris so much is the idea of rebuilding from a ruined past, and making it better than before.

>>21840369
I remember when I wrote this months and months ago. Thanks for reposting it, anon!

>>21840376
Clearly it is the job of the husband to make sure his zombie looks cute

>>21840386
Aye.

when will we get a new mg?

>>21840398
After Comiket I guess.

>>21840398
how are those lights on?

Harpies are cute and arent bird brains

>>21840422
MAMONO MANA

>>21840429
>Bird
>Not a bird brian
t. bird

I love happy monsters, every monster should be happy

>>21840441

>>21840434
no u

Pat the fox.

>I don't wanna set the world on fire
>I just wanna start a flame in your heart

>>21840487
That sounds painful. No thanks.

>>21840487
FUCKING HOT

>>21840487
That sounds painful. Thank you.

>>21840369
What the fuck happened to her navel?

>>21840487
sounds nice

>>21840487
I want to form a covenant with an Ignis!

>>21840498
>>21840503
>>21840504

Kitty!

>>21840522
cute flame id love her to keep me warm

What's she plotting?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that trying to make weresheep super soldiers failed because the added oni dna didn't increase their aggression, it just made them more adept at snuggling.

>>21840522
There's not enough material of dark elementals.

>>21840542
A torturous, evil rape of anon

>>21840542
Rape

>>21840542
hugs

>>21840539
That's one cute cat and wow thats a lot of smaller kitties around her

>>21840542

What monstergirls would be most likely to volunteer for the make-a-wish foundation? To cheer up all the kids who are g-going to uh, get their w-w-wings soon...

>>21840553
>>21840557
Rape is good, hugrape is better

>>21840580
This is truly evil, bullying that Ice Queen like that!

>>21840581
Lich so she could bring them back you absolute fucking retard. God your posts are so dumb.

>>21840581
an Angel

>tfw your strict momster will never suck you off under your desk while you study so you don't have any distractions

>>21840539
Any more monster girls dressed as other monster girls?

>>21840581
Wurm!

>>21840443
Genki succs are dangerous.

>>21840620
>>21840599
The best team
The sad part is when it's revealed the wurm has no idea what's going on, and the angel has to sit her down with an arm over her shoulder

Zombies are cuties and must be protected

I want to lolify or teenify a Raiju!

>>21840653
Amen.

I think a familiar, witch, or rata at the Runya Sabbath would be better at encouraging me to make things and do things than a leanan sidhe.

Travel-sized smoke hobo.

>>21840721
Stop trying to make me like you, you drug-addicted creep!

>>21840657
>Experienced pelvis smasher
Where do I sign up?

>>21840729

>>21840334
So that one Fallout Monstergirl quest on Akun?

>>21840737
I want a cazadore girl I'd show her my C-13 implant

>>21840736
I said stop it, smokehobo!
I can't find you sexy!

>>21840730

>>21840742
Whoops forgot my image
https://i.imgur.com/ueNSv0b.png

>>21840737
>>21840742
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter waifu

>>21840755

>>21840742
>Gonna get cazador waifu
>Spot lone cazador girl wildly stinging the air and being a menace to society/nature in general
>Tackle her pinning her stinger to the side with my foot as I put all my weight on her while holding her arms down with mine
>She tries to fight but can't fly away or use her venom to disable me
>Resorts to biting fruitlessly
>Start trying to take off pants with no hands then suddenly hear sound of loud buzzing
>Cazador girl looks smugger than a devil who found a lolicon
>Realize cazadors are never alone
>Stimpaks -100
>Super stimpaks -50
>Addicted to med-x
>Addicted to psycho
>Addicted to buffout
>Addicted to hydra
>Addicted to turbo
>Antivenom -36
>After for hours of fighting and running from cazador girls I finally come out on top bloodied with more venom than blood in my veins
>Find cazador girl I first assaulted trying to crawl away
>I step over her knocked out sisters before pinning her down from behind
>Lean down close to her ear and ask her what color wedding dress she wants
>Months later she showing me to a abandoned mine
>When I ask her why she took me here she tells me she wants to introduce me to her mother and the rest of her sisters
>Low buzzing fills my ears as we go deeper
>Soon shadowy figures with wings and hatefilled red eyes begin peering through the darkness
>One of them much taller than the rest

>>21840789
Cazadores are pussies when you have three ranks in DNAvenger and Implant C-13 thats +40% damage

>>21840779
cute headband

Fast and bulbous!
That's right, the mascara snake; fast and boolbus! Also, an atomic matron: https://twitter.com/CedricDewitt2/status/1159471621306048512

How do you attract a devil?
Could one just go up to the Kuroferuru Sabbath and ask to be a devil's onii-chan?

>>21840800
>even needing that
Just pop em in the wings and it's like shooting faster radroaches

>>21840834
I was doing a melee build so I didnt have that option

>>21840830
Be a good church boy and promise to never have sex before marriage. Make sure to go to church every sunday, and pray to the chief god the whole morning, always be apart of every fundraiser or charity event, basically become the most good natured man that any unicorn would slobber over. Eventually a devil will notice you and try to make you succumb to her degenerate ways, then surprise her with all that pent up lust you have

>>21839496
Nope

>>21840830
Devils can't resist a wager. Challenge one to strip poker and keep going until you bet your soul.

>>21840840
>didn't play a chad cowboy build
coward

Is this raid ever going to end?

Snakes should be given a fluffy tail to go along with their regular snake tail

>>21840842
I don't want to open myself up to hieromancy, though. Couldn't I pass for being an ordinary man who wants a quiet life, and let my inner deviancy act as a beacon - a fire for her to kindle?

>>21840842
But what if you become so pure her being around your purity aura instantly corrupts her into purity and gives her a halo

>>21840850
That sound like a good idea.
Maybe challenge her to a strip variant of a children's card game, and then up the stakes into a SHADOW strip variant of a children's card game.

>>21840876
she'll go from being a devil to becoming a jesus monster girl or something

>>21840876
>Keeps her horns and wings but gains a halo and becomes pure white

>>21840855
I hope so. Keep on keeping on and maybe they'll assimilate.

Mer-maid.

>>21840934
Why her pose so familiar

>>21840949
Fuck you

>go on a blind date
>turns out your date is Eros herself
>her archangels thought it was finally time for the matchmaker goddess to find a match

>>21840855
They have not one, but two bunkers so it should be over soon.

>>21840955
I am not worthy but I must give her the best date ever

>find a dark elf in the woods
>rape her, kidnap her, and enslave her
>a month or 2 filled with endless raping
>she escapes
>you go outside to find her
>end up getting booby trapped by a dark elf tribe and get taken to their court
>the dark elf you kidnapped and raped repeatedly tells her sisters and fellow members of the things you did to her a month or 2
>they all agree that you're a perfect candidate for being the tribe's personal sex slave since you love fucking so god damn much that you have to go and defile a dark elf repeatedly nonstop
this is why assaulting a woman that's all alone ain't the greatest idea like what the outcome was for the recipe for dark matter soup being conceived

>>21840971
>>21840974
well, speak of the devil lol

>>21840755
>>21840764
Shog-chans are so cute! They're the best maids!
I'd love to sleep on a Shoggy bed!

>>21840971
That's stupid anon, Dark Elves are sluts for kink whether it be S or M.

>>21840983
It's her way of thanking you

Lim and Deem, on the beach
https://i.imgur.com/TbIKFQL.png

>>21840977
Devil?

>>21840974
>Dark Matter Darla's Super Soup Shop!
>where the soup changes your life forever the moment you start eating it!

>>21840600
what happens when you accidentally impregnate your strict momster?

>>21841000
May Cry!

>>21841007
"accidentally"