/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

There are too many great mamono!

>>21830032
Yeah it is. I also like to think we would have reversed scenarios where she is the corrupt pslime nun seducing my order devotee self into lewd depravity.

if i won the lottery i'd commission a lengthy animation with audio of mucus toad

>>21830069
I would waste it all on translations of sadpanda

>>21829990
Cute!

How would one realistically get an ochimusha wife?

Acquire lizards

tenth to tubby tanuki

>>21830073
waste is an apt word

>>21830080
I love this artists cute mini comics! Especially the snake one.

>>21830079
Besides the obvious cop-outs of mana markers or "mamono mana senses your desire and draws her to you":

>Head to Zipangu
>Find a patch of land, sizable enough for a manor plus some extra land
>Claim it as your territory
>Declare yourself lord of that territory
>Proclaim to the world that this new lord demands subjects

Do note that this may cause an ochimusha harem.

>>21830079
Look for old battlefields covered in demonic energy.

>>21830080
good plan

>>21830131
She really wants it, does she?

>>21830088
How would a mg react to sensing someones desire? What's the max range? If I wanted a dragon zombie really fucking hard would she be talking to her friend and suddenly get up and start running towards me?

>>21830132
lizards are for breeding and they know it

>onitengu revived again
>rare hobgoblin art
Great start to the morning, he did a holst too https://twitter.com/OniTengu0/status/1159010622425538560

>>21830170
His handwriting is hard to read sometimes

>>21830081
Can I pay my rent in cake?

>>21830170
>Mastah~ It's too hot~
>I can't walk any longer, please piggyback me~

>I'll buy you an ice cream later...
>I can't carry you anyway, my body wouldn't be able to withstand it
>(In a lot of ways)

>>21830199
Cute! Hobgoblins really do need more love.

>>21830170
i bet holsts smell like barns

>>21830195
She's really more of a hamburger sort.

>>21830081
>>21830195
>>21830221
Fatniggers stay out.

Gotta love the rare smiles

>>21830233
Manticore smiles are nice for that reason.

>>21830170
So this is the power of a Hobgoblin!

incubus gang

Here take this!

It's a Ratatoskr! You can use it to send messages to people!

>>21830226
Fat shaming is not okay.

>>21830315
it super is

>>21830315
"I have a dream, that a monster girl will be judged... not by the brand of their monster exterior, but by the content of their character! ... And that girl's character is- she's out of control! She's fat! A porker! Obese! Nasty!"

>>21830322
It is super toxic.

>>21830333
Fat people have given up their humanity in the base pursuit of mouth-pleasure. They are but animals

>>21830340
So they're monster girls?

>>21830344
Monstergirls aren't animals.

Chubby monster girls are for bullying sex and serving small portions until they reach a healthy weight.

>>21830170
Here's the Holst

>>21830350
MOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>21830350
I love the way he draws the girls. There's something sexy and sleazy about their faces and it fits MGE so well. I wish he did more than basic sketches.

>>21830350
>>21830170
Imagine just how much delicious shortstack sweat there is between those breasts. Probably enough to quench a man's thirst for an entire week.

>>21830350
I have the sudden urge to shove my hand up a holst's pussy

>>21830350
How can any man look so upset being next to a ushi like that?

>>21830412
Because intense heat sucks.
I don't know how people can envision themselves with a Hellhound or any other fire species.

My waifu is a cute!

>>21830350
>This is bad, I'm getting too nervous about Comiket...
>(Because it's my first time...)

>It's okay, I'll be there for you <3
>Why not drink some milk and calm down?
>(This is the first bottle I milked this morning)

>>21830221
Tanuki understand the importance of hamburgers.

>>21830432
Mamono mana makes you more tolerant to heat if your waifu is a species like that. The opposite is true for the winter girls; you're more tolerant to cold.

>>21830199
>>21830449
We need more translated OniTengu

>>21830199
>>21830170
Holding hobgoblin honkers!

>>21830611
Just imagine how heavy those things are. Good thing she has insane Hobgoblin strength to lift them.

>>21830618
Yup, the strongest back muscles!

Making the Bapho image amused me more than it should so here's a bunch of exploitable images for fun posting purposes.
https://imgur.com/a/MbVLnnh
All credit for the models/pose file goes to the original creators.

small onis!

>>21830622
I don't know why but having strong back muscles sounds extremely lewd.

>>21830643
Almost as good as big onis.

Undead parties every weekend!

I want to be a shota adopted by a family of CC monsters. It'd consist of a centuries old monster who adopted two daughters who each adopted their own daughter. That'd give me
>a CC grandmomster
>a CC momster
>a CC auntster
>a CC onee-chan
>a CC onee-cousin
Living in that ocean of pent up lust would be heaven.

>>21830081
Delicious tanuki dairy products

I want to rape a bapho so fucking badly

>>21830930
How specifically do you want to rape one? It's a good fantasy.

>>21830950
I wanna kidnap her, tie her up, and force myself onto her. The more she resists the hornier I get. Then right before I go to sleep, I'll tie her head to my crotch such that her mouth acts as a cock sock all throughout the night and perhaps the entire following day.

>>21830930
I only like consensual maledom but world guide 3 and Ropurotto's Sabbath makes me really like pet play. Especially the idea of putting a horny loli on a leash.

>>21830959
>The more she resists the hornier I get
I can understand that, resistance is hot. Runya's a good Baphomet for it too.

I want to cum inside an orange slime!

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/kinkymation/726745/Lamia-tit-job

>>21830997
humpty egg!

Medusa!

>>21831020
Not a fan of the skinny tongues so many artists give lamias. I prefer when they're more thick, human-like, and long.

>>21831017
secluded beach with mg is best beach

>>21831017
I really hope he posts the card soon

Suu my goddess

>>21830145
>dragon zombie
>talking with her friends
That would be funny to see. Imagine zombies at the mall mimicking the other chatty teenagers with just grunts and exaggerated gestures

>>21830145
Dragon zombies have no friends.

>>21830432
I hate intense cold, and crave warmth.

I want a wing hug so bad right now

>>21831265
I want a bunyip, shirohebi, apophis, or basilisk to coil around me and nuzzle me.

>>21831265
I want to get tackled by a griffon

>>21830679
Does being an incubus let you change your appearance like this? It’d be funny to play pranks on Order soldiers getting HUSBAN’D

>>21830059
Oni girls are great but I don’t drink and I don’t like drunk people.

What do?

What about a snake with wings?

>>21831303
I'd like to "join" an Order barracks with my Living Armor, activate the GremTech demonic energy field amplifier, and see how quickly the priests find out their soldiers are getting incubized/alped/monsterized.
Then find the cutest priestess and hit her with the GremTech demonic energy beam cannon.

>>21830930
It's not like Runya would resist anyway, poor Bapho has such a poor opinion of herself.

Although I do wanna rape Shiro or Greilia too.

Gonna sneak a milf potion into the sabbath punch bowl and see what happens

>>21831326
How would she fly?

>>21831354
>see what happens
You get sent to cunny jail for crimes against pedophilia.

>>21831346
>force yourself on shiro
>pin her down face the ground, loli ass raised in the air
>she looks up at you with scornful eyes and says something like "don't take me lightly boy, I won't be underestima-"
>cut her off with a good hard spank
>proceed to pound her till she regrets looking down on you
Would make a pretty nice paste or doujin.

Vanilla wolfu yes or no?

>>21831388
y e s

Manticores are nice girls actually

>>21831369
Like a spring

>>21831371
they wont be able to catch me

>>21831388
wolfu are cute

>>21831388
>nihon ookami
>eeh
>I am off to work

>I told you to wake me up before you leave!
>I've tried to wake you up plenty of times?

>Don't work overtime today
>Please...

>I'll try...
>Yay~
>(Maybe I should leave early today)

>They have big beast ears and a pint-sized body like a little girl
>no gremlins in WG3
So do gremlins just hate the Sabbath for some reason?

>>21831404
they look mean though

>>21831425
It's probably nothing against Gremlins, Familiars were oddly missing from most of the guide despite being one of the core races of Sabbaths. Room in the book was just limited.

>>21831425
I guess they're not really loli, they're just short. I've always liked the idea of a shortstack Gremlin anyway Well endowed genki engineer girls are the best.

>>21831425
Sabbath is a magical orgnization.I don't think magic and Gremlins mix well?

>>21831443
Why do you keep posting this

>>21831372
Shiro is so smug, bringing her down a peg and begging for more would be great.

>>21831426
they are just aggressive in their desire to please you that is all.

>>21830080
Does this guy have a page with more stuff like this? I can't figure out who the original creator is ;-;

>>21831454
Cheshires have a similar appeal but there's just something about haughty loli hags.

>>21831479
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=13203324

I just want to snuggle and have sleepy sex in Runya's Sabbath!

>>21831426
It's not their fault they look intimidating.

What are they playing?

>>21831442
>They are highly skilled and knowledgeable when it comes to magical items, magitech dolls, and machinery...
Nope.

>>21831545
Zelda 2

>>21830748
No one person can handle that much ara

>>21831303
Other than the chaos stuff, which is a true monster form, the only change that happens, unless your wife really has a specific fetish within human variation like shota or something, is a bigger penis. Even becoming more attractive is usually left up to prisoner fruit because monsters don't care how you look.

Kumihos

>>21831658
No thanks, I like having my internal organs.

You guys and I, we both talked about what kind of mg you want, what would you do etc. However we didn't talked about the important things here, which is never discussed either.
I mean when you kinda join monsters there should be some benefits right? Do I still have to pay taxes, do we get a family starter bonus, how much do properties cost inside demon realm, how much does the electricity, gas, water costs, things like this.

>>21831670
What for?

>>21831658
Are best.

>>21831426
They are great once you get to know them.

>>21831677
To live, obviously.

Chocolate lilim

>>21831673
Keep talking, I’m about to cum.

Ice monsters are counterproductive, if a man gets cold he'll want to cover up more.
But if he gets hot he has no choice but to wear less and less.

does anyone have the Brother Captain Anon greentext

>>21831687
Tell me she can play LAN Diablo II and maybe I'll take one in.

>>21831761
That’s why all the warm monsters are the best.
Why do you think White Horns basically overheat?

>>21831673
Your benefit is becoming longer living and gaining a wife that will always love you.

Does your waifu dye her hair?

I truly wish monster girls weren't attached to the most insufferable faggots imaginable. Jesus Christ.

>>21831809
No, she has a natural gradient.

>>21831811
Don’t be so hard on yourself.

>>21831750
I completely forgot how much do things cost, I mean the uncorrupted fruits would go higher and lets be honest here, neither of us will pay 5 dollar for an unocrrupted pristine banana for kg. At the same time you have to consider animals will be larger, and this means bigger food supply, so the meat prices will drop hard.
>>21831790
Do we get higher pension too?

>>21831809
Nope. She likes her hair as is.

>when you can't choose between red or blue and decide to compromise

>>21831885
You didn’t go for the slime though, a common beginners mistake.

Shirokuto has the best underwear, her bloomers are delicious.

>>21831911
Bloomers are for old hags!

I love old hags trying to fit into their old school clothing!

>>21831911
>Shirokuto has the best underwear
I disagree
https://imgur.com/PBdxm7V

>>21831926
Chen is not old!

>>21831947
>ywn tear those panties off with your teeth

>>21831926
smoking hags are my favorite

>>21831947
Greilia has the best underwear...

Because she's wearing none.

>>21831958
But smoking is bad for you!

>>21831958
I want a old hag to start smoking after she finishes fucking my brains out!

>>21831985
No

>>21831987
I don't care, its way too appealing for me.

I want a Sabbath to help me accept that I am a lolicon.

>>21831958
Do mamono smoke?
Or what's the MGE equalivent? Manticore barbs?

>>21832091
equivalent, sorry it's late

>>21832091
The Nurarihyon has a pipe in her profile picture. Probably some demon realm aphrodisiac shit. Nothing like that has actually been made in a guide, the closest thing is demon realm incense from WGII.

>>21832091
Opium

>>21832091
I think its when demon realm comes contact with tobacco leaves they became laced, so when the person who is smoking gets horny, so do the passive smokers.

>>21832091
dank cummies.

>>21832108
I think KC said it was demon realm herbs and she can use the smoke to hide
And even if he did thats good headcannon to use anyway

>>21832137
>dank

>Khepri sisters lonely due to their ruins being so remote
>Wandering Baphomet passes by
>Offers them a deal
>She'll help them find a king, but the king will also be her onii-chan, and the kingdom will be her Sabbath
>All female inhabitants of the kingdom must be lolified as well
>Including the Khepris
>If the would-be king isn't a lolicon, the Baphomet won't approve of course

>>21832210
Seems one-sided towards the Baphomet. Couldn’t one of the Khepris go off and find a king on her own to achieve the same goal without the restrictions?

>>21832217
I tried to imply that their ruins were too remote for that to be reasonable, and Baphs can easily get around much more easily.
Plus, I like the idea of a bunch of lolified Khepri fighting for their husband's attention with his Baph wife.

Do you like alternate color mge species?

>>21832237
I love them, off profile looks in general are good.

>>21832237
Very rarely do I imagine mamono who look just like the example in the book.

degenerate rapist monstergirls with deviant fetishes

>>21832237
Yes
I want a hellhound with pink hair

>>21832260
I want a devil to kidnap me, rape me, indulge both of our degenerate fetishes, then cuddle me and be a sweet, loving housewife.

>>21832260
like?

>>21832260
Oh the fun that could be had.
A wonderland honeymoon is a must.

>>21832237
Yes, otherwise how am I going to be kidnapped and husbando'd by 2'2m tall, pale skinned, blonde haired, blue eyed viking amazons?

>>21832084
I like trashy girls if its 2D

>>21832286
ask /x/

Speaking of colors, guys I think there is something wrong with my demon. I think she caught a flu or something.

>>21832298
No way, when did you get a shiny demon? Did you catch it at a friend safari?

>>21832298
The blue really suits her

>>21832298
That's just a succ in cosplay.

abs

>>21832332
Why would a demon in this world need offensive magic? Isn't everything solved thought sex?

>>21832367
>Why would a demon in this world need offensive magic?
to be offensive

>>21832373
Against who?

>>21832367
To have the advantage in case another monster targets the same man as her.

>>21832392
Huh. I always figured each monster girl shared a hive mind or something with each member of their species since the profiles make each member of their species so similar in looks and personality.

momster or onee-chan?

>>21832442
Yes

>>21832442
Why not both?

>>21832442
Why not both?

>>21832492
The cops should arrest that elf for kidnapping

>>21832506
It's not kidnapping, she's clearly her mom. Or so she says.

>>21832514
his*

>>21832492
>breast mole
cant be the only one with this fetish

>>21832514
Does she have the boy's birth certificate?

>>21832575
She's saying she's the mother, anon! Don't you dare suggest otherwise!

>>21831687
How about milk-chocolate tanned Manticores with lighter hair?

>>21832572
This is exactly the sort of OC design I wish more people would do.

One moment you're having a nightly stroll in the woods and then suddenly you get pinned to the ground with a wolfu trying to tear your pants off and suck your cock

>>21832632
In what way? The glasses or something else?

>>21832575
>>21832625
was going to say something but maybe too /d/ for these threads.

>>21832698
nah I think girls are hotter with panties on.

>>21832650
Not anything specific about it. In fact, I personally don't like that design or art very much.
More that I appreciate when people take elements of a template and make them their own, as KC has been explicitly encouraging in his world guides.

>>21832706
you mean like oc?

>>21832718
Yeah. Moar OC plz.

>>21832719
dont people hate on OC?

>>21832719
There needs to be more arctic/tundra variants of other species

>>21832727
It depends on the creator.

>>21832727
I assume you mean the lilims I haven’t see hate for random oc girls

>>21832727
There's a ton of oc waifus in these threads though.
Like the dark mage one, tundra girls, mousefag's wife and daughters, Wightfag, Lichfag, the blonde dragon with black scales, the various. Anubisfags.
It's only really the lilims that bring shitposting.

>>21832698
No! I am NOT attracted to smoke hobos, no matter how cute they smile or alluring the pose! She is now my wife! I mean not!

>>21832698
Gonna do kinky, loving things with her.

>>21832830
What about KDF?

Does the MGE say anything about suicidal people? Do they hang out in the undead kingdoms?

>>21832867
They get cured of those silly thoughts.

>Ywn be sung a Russian lullaby by your kiki meido

>Ywn be sung a Russian lullaby by your kiki meido
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDMmj5WgB8c

>>21832907
I was half expecting a rave

>>21832867
Monster girls don't want mentally ill men when they can get better options. If a monster girl does take a suicidal man the relationship would be horribly strained.

>>21832896
Sure but what if there's no monsters around and they do go through it?

>>21832867
>Does the MGE say anything about suicidal people?
Yes, they die alone.

>>21832919
That only happens when you break out the vodka

>>21832867
>>21832923
They would ask a Mindflayer to help him

I want to summon an imp!

>>21830315
Get dabbed on p'orks lover. Baphomets are the patrician choice for the aristocratic minded individual.

>>21832991
More like Brapomets

>>21832915
I want to worship her body

>>21832926
A wisp snatches his soul.

>>21832991
You can have a Baph, but I want a Familiar or two!

>>21832915
>tfw a Pharaoh will never call you her "Cute cute servant"

>>21833064
I want a Baph & a Familiar as well!
Also a rata on top

>>21833076
Ratas are really nice!
Also a loli shirohebi!

>>21833086
>loli shirohebi
Now... that is something that sounds really nice

>>21833104
Enjoy the extra weight of having her wrapped around your leg all the time

>>21833104
Eager loli yanderes are cute!

>>21833110
>>21833113
Great, now my group of desires consists of a baph, familiar, rata and now a smol shirohebi

>>21833113
what about when you treat them like a daughteru and don't lewd them?

>>21833122
That makes them extra yan, extra bratty, and extra eager to make you lewd them!

>>21832976
This, but with an arch imp.

>>21833152
I'm happy either way!

>>21832850
He’s weird but his girls are pretty cute.

>>21833193
>Go to MGE land
>They speak a language you don't understand
>Find waifu
>She loves you anyway and takes you in¨
>She teaches you all the "important" word in their language
I would be okay with it.

I can't see loli monsters as being for anything more than cute

>>21833265
I know, right?

>>21833275
She looks like she wants belly rubs but the moment I start she is gonna claw the shit out of my arm

>>21833275
>Start kissing her chest
>Then kissing down her belly
>Then kissing her panties as her legs lock around my neck

>>21833265
Thankfully Baphos know how to use their cuteness to their advantage.

>>21833302
I don't know baphos just make me wanna pat them on the head and tell them good job and tell them they should be sure to do their homework

>>21833302
>Love lolis
>Neutral on baphs

>>21833349
Oh god that thing is hideous, why would you save this

>>21833297
Gyarus make any monster better, prove me wrong.

>>21833362
I can't.

>>21833367
I want a Gyaru core

>>21830059

Fuzzy flower.

>>21833369
Gyarus are nice, but here's a question: How would a Gyaru Living Armor work?

>>21833302
I’m more interested in the statues in the background. Is that a small Moai in front of a normal one, or is that a normal one in front of a giant one?

>>21833395
Slutty leopard print bikini armor?

Realistically between a couples fruit, a succ potion, and making them ahegao from forced anal could one force alpification or would that just make a really small dicked sub incubi?

>>21833395
She’s armor that makes you look like a bimbo when you wear it.

>>21833371
She got stuck?

>>21833275
P U P P Y
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>>21833424
mutt cunt

>>21833413
Take your faggotry elsewhere.

>>21833416
No, she just wanted to show her best friend Anon to everyone in town.

>>21833413
A mamono would swoop in and save him before you rape him if he doesn't, on some level, want to alp.

>>21831955
i wanna chew on them

>>21833511
God dammit anon, panties are not food!

>>21833413
Wouldn’t work unless they want guys more than girl and now most mg won’t like you for doing something like that congratulations

Post bats

>>21833413
>>21833506
>>21833521
>gayanon tries to rape a man into alping
>he's terrified
>but helpless
>as the fag is about to claim his prize
>sudden fucking earthquake
>the ground itself rises up to untie the bonds on the victim
>the gnome leaves the gay rapist's home in ruins
>she carries the drugged-up man away, and protects and nurtures him until he feels normal again

>>21833547
BIG FAT ___ TATS

>>21833506
It's not rape if they heart pupil, anon.
>>21833521
Alps also alp if they fall in love with a man. Between the fruit, being introduced to prostate orgasms, and stockholm syndrome taking effect it should work out.

>>21833552
Do couples fruit ever wear off? Its description makes it sound like the effects only strength till consummation occurs.

Loli monsters are for telling dad jokes to not giving dad dick to

>>21833516
you'll never thwart my plans!

>>21833424
>dog daughteru starts humping your leg
is this a sign?

>>21833558
Like I said, she nurtures him until he feels normal again, regardless of what that takes or when that is.

>>21833566
It's a dominance thing. Hump back to assert yourself

>>21833560
>not telling her dad joke while dicking her

>>21833572
I'm just saying. If the fruit never wears off and the symptoms only grow till the deeds done at that point she's just torturing him more than the guy trying to convert him.
Perpetual ever increasing existential pain and emptiness but your keeper refuses to do the one thing that would solve that so you just get to live in increasing torture till you die. Sounds like a shit deal when a single comparatively short lived act would cure it.

>>21833581
but her leg is too small for me to hump. i might as well give up...there's no way to stop a dog daughteru from making you her bitch like a wild animal in heat
i swear every generation gets more rape-ier and rape-ier

>>21833621
>"Hey, Anon. I'm getting pretty old. If I can't find a man, you'll marry me right?"

Twin foxes!
Pregnant twin foxes!
Pregnant twin foxes in kimonos!

>>21833636
Pregnant twin loli foxes

>>21833633
Sorry, you're not really my type.

>>21833636
Cuddling with pregnant twin foxes!

>>21833633
I mean, I would.

>>21833621
i would like to make fun of her while she's drunk but at the same time she'll be twice as pissed and emotional and i'll feel really bad and the night will be ruined thanks to a drunk old aunty demon and my dumbass

>>21833633
Nah, I'd rather die alone than be with someone who so openly considers me their silver medal.

>>21833633
that's a pretty big insult to the face so no

>>21833633
>If I can't find a man
No. That was rude

>>21833608
Knowing kc I bet the fruit wouldn’t even work unless the guy was already having alp quality before eating it I doubt I work between two straight guys plus the guy who attempted this in the first place is more likely to alp from exposing the self to Mamono mana

>>21833691
*i doubt it would work

>>21833413
You could try dragging him to wonderland, mainly because a lot of the stuff will turn a guy into an alp with no complications and the fact it's the back ally of the demon realms: no one will hear him scream.

>>21833691
True but just generally speaking the idea of that. Could you just give any random mamano the red fruit after you ate the blue and keep them tied up somewhere more or less indefinitely. The ultimate in denial play, basically. Give a kiki some bullshit dealm silver chastity belt and a red fruit every morning then revisit the issue 3 months later.
Give your bicorn a red fruit pie and then make her pick your harem for you before banging them and only them while she watches.
Etc.

drinking lolis

I want a buff gf from a monster species that usually isn't buff

>>21833710
Honestly, the queen seems like the exact flavor of fucked up that she'd greenlit and encourage that sort of bullshit.

What happens to a type 1 alp if they switch to a prisoner fruit only diet? Do they just go full type 2 regardless of the husbands wishes?

>>21833724
buff sandworm

>>21833716
It work work between husband and mg but keep in mind your also denying yourself you might cave before 3 months

>>21833659
>>21833660
>>21833672
She's trying to get with you in a roundabout way you dinguses. You were always the first option.

Why are people trying to force alp on a straight guy? Why not find a normal alp?

>>21833735
*would work

>>21833742
Then she fucked up hardcore because that just put her on my permanent shit list and apparently a few others to boot.
You don't win people with insults and backhanded comments and pulling a 180 from that just pisses people off and makes them never trust you or your word from that point forward because you just actively demonstrated that they shouldn't.

>>21833742
I bet she was autistic enough to fall for the "playing hard to get" meme.

>>21833742
Yeah well I have self confidence issues, so if you make it sound like you're settling for me than I'm always going to believe that you don't actually love me.

How do you report a monster to HR for lewd comments if HR is the one that made those comments

>>21833744
Alpfaggots are starting to feel more welcome and have begun to push their tranny fetish again.

>>21833744
Because if I can source alps from multiple sources my alp harem could grow exponentially rather than linearly and according to a basic cost:benefit analysis of the situation its is exceedingly more efficient if I can just expedite the process of making non-trans men alp via forced but ultimately enjoyable one-nighters rather than going through the entire process of wining and dining them for possibly months for a single alp. 1 night > having to go through the entire process of making a relationship bloom and maintaining it long enough for them to alp.

>alpfaggots being pure AIDS again
What else is new.

>>21833777
And this is why you need to (non-sexually) bully alps at every opportunity.

>>21833774
Report it to your wife, let her handle it. WARNING: May result in more lewd comments if your wife's a bicorn.

>>21833800
Don't, they'll just become subs.
Look, that one is already blushing.

>>21833800
just furnace them with siths

Please keep your love of alps in check before the entire thread turns on them again.

>>21833784
Go the fuck back to /lgbt/ holy shit. Alpfags have never been welcome.

>>21833800
Implying Alps wouldn't sexually bully everyone last one of the kissless virgins in this thread.
>"If I remember correctly, it should become unbearable if I do....this....!"

>>21833659
>>21833660
>>21833672
>She looks to her left and to her right
>”Well, you’re the only man I’ve found. Let’s do it!”
>’I thought you meant when you’re older?’
>”I’m older now. I can’t take it any more.”

>>21833774
You file at another HR at another company.

>>21833828
Stop pushing your alpshit, anon.

>>21833817
>Alpfags have never been welcome.
We had a conversation about alps just two threads ago.

>>21833816
>before the entire thread turns on them again
>again
Nobody except the faggots like them, the only reason anybody even remotely tolerates alpshit is they hope that whoever the retard that brings it up will shut the fuck up after one post without a shitstorm. Don't try to make it sound like they're not one of the most hated "girls" in MGE.

hey guys, sabbath confession time. i did something the baphomet will not approve upon hearing from me and my little sis. i sometimes hand my daughteru the grown-ups menu at restaurants and let her choose whatever she wants off their whenever nobody's looking.

Monster girl spellcaster wives/girlfriends are best!
They can use their magic just for utility, can you imagine how much easier travel is if you have teleportation?

>>21833850
he's probably referring to anons who use alps to discuss in an unfavorable manner

>>21833856
It's ok to treat your daughteru like a big girl sometimes anon.I bet she'd feel really special being able to order a grown up meal every once in awhile.

>>21833829
That's just digging the hole deeper.
Ontop of the backhanded insult out of the blue now not only am I her silver medal but she's only taking me up because I'm the only option.
Implying twice that I'm not what she actually wanted but what she has to work with. She hit "good luck dying alone, bitch." levels of fucking up the first time around why would doubling down on it somehow fix that.

>>21833850
Stop pretending to be retarded. Alps and the people that use them to push retarded shit like what's going on now aren't welcome just like siths.

>>21833808
Bicorns are cute I'd have her be my one and only wife

>>21833863
>>21833856

When is she gonna get a real adult's meal and suck you off under the table when the waitress isn't looking?

>>21833800
Originally requested this image on a .less drawstream what must be nearly 3/4 years ago. Good to see it still being posted

>>21833835
He's not wrong. They're succubi essentially and if they aren't type 1, which would be paired and thus not being the ones doing this, they'd be free agents which means they'd just do what succubi do which is sexually predate on vulnerable prey. Nothings more vulnerable to sexual bullying than a kissless virgin.

>>21833835

>"Hmm? Is something wrong? You've been breathing heavily for some time now but haven't said a word."
>"Hey! Hey! Is it okay for you to let me touch you like this? I used to be a guy, you know. I can guess how it must feel!"

>>21833856
Bapho-chan would only disapprove if you're a daughteru dicker. Are you a daughteru dicker anon?

>>21833874
>Cucking a bicorn by not cucking her

>>21833860
Teleportation is boring, though. Part of the fun of travel is the journey between points. Seeing all the things to see between points A and B.

>>21833808
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>21833906
Not when you have to drive over the boring part of your state to get there.

>>21833817
>/lgbt/
But real-life homosexuals who know about MGE hate alps because they think it means that KC hates homosexuals.

>>21833904
i only dick other peoples' daughterus

>>21833800
I'd bully their penises

>>21833904
i don't have a daughteru, anon. i have a little sister, an older sister, and a couple of co-workers that tried hitting on me. if it counts, i can see myself with 20 daughterus with different mothers in the future tho. right when the era of matriarchy begins and mamono are allowed to rape men like it's the motherfucking purge

>>21833918
>real-life
literally feeding their own persecution complex

>>21833914
I drive through all the boring states(ohio, new mexico, arkansas, etc.) all the time, anon. You just gotta learn to let go and enjoy the drive even if it is hours and hours of unchanging scenery. Blast your favorite music or just zone out and let your mind wander.

>>21833925
How can you bully something that no longer exists?

>>21833934
Found the refugee

>>21833925
Alps don't have penises though...

>>21833729
It must feel real safe in her arms

smol sneks

>>21833947

>>21833938
I blast Music but the problem with I96 (Michigan) is that between Grand Rapids and Lansing its farms which is fine...but then you start hitting Detroit which is a shitpit from suburbs to center.

Going up north/down south I'd drive as 131 is pretty nice but dear lord Detroit trips suck

>>21833947
SMOL
N
E
K

>>21833918
I know FTMs love Incubi
>>21833951
Cute snake with nice scales

>>21833965
>spoiler
I don't believe you.

>>21833970
well you should because I want to become an incubi

>>21833942
Remember how in marvel when scarlet red wished away all the mutant powers but that just separated them from them ?

>>21833973
Good thing mamono mana cures all mental disorders.

>>21833965
But it doesn't work like that.

>>21833912
does she come equipped with big horse dong?

>>21834001
You act like people don't have their own stuff that isn't canon that they add to the setting

>>21834007
You act like a faggot.

>>21833964
That snake is too small how can she give hugs you'd have to let her hug your finger

>>21833956
That's why you take 475 to 223 to 23 from 90 at toledo or 69 to 75 to 23 in flint. Between the 2 you can turn off 23 onto 96 in brighton or 23 to 59 in hartland then make the switch to 96 in howell to make it to lansing.
If you HAVE to get that close to detroit that is.

>>21833947
>>21833964
Big snek.

>start reading a story
>get really into it
>finish on a cliffhangar, don't get to see the antagonists get their shit kicked in
This is the worst part of in-progress stories.

>>21834014
Wrist hugs.
>>21834016
Smol snek.

>>21834015
Have to.
Other issue with that is for mileage they WIILL look at what I put so I have to do the shortest route.

>>21834018
Especially when the last update was 4 years ago.

>>21834025
Do you explain to them that the shortest route involves Detroit which involves burning the most fuel due to traffic whereas the best roundabout while longer burns less due to highway mileage and no stop and go? That route above can even save time compared to dealing with Detroits bullshit.

>>21833977
No you /co/faggot.

>>21834020
that meat tooks too big for her

>>21834031
The absolute worst I had was a decade. Fortunately the current story I'm on updated a few weeks ago, so it's not too terrible. The protag's kind of a dumbass though.

Dude haha what if we posted a bunch of awful shit but hid it with spoilers like we're on /v/ hiding lewdposts hahaha

>>21834036
I mostly just go with my phone, which has actually sent me through some suburbs sometime.

>>21834047
Lamias eat very large meals but once per week. She'll eat 3 sashimi of salmon and be full till next friday sushi night.

>>21834048

>>21834060
>Lamias eat very large meals but once per week.
>lamia waifu has you prepare a massive feast for her every week
Are you a bad enough dude to make sure she's satisfied?

>>21834073
>A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and ALPISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.

>>21834074
>tfw I enjoy cooking
I am miles ahead of half the faggots in this thread.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that rank amonst monsters in organizations can be decided by hat size.

>>21834074
I hope she likes variations of pizza, pasta and rice.

>>21834089
But is that hat size to scale like a giant hat on a fairy is still a small hat even if it looks Doug Dimmadome Tall

>>21834095
Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome?

>>21834081
>bikini bottom for tail

>>21834052
Theres various apps that are more meant for road trips but they allow you to actively select certain routes yourself or select routes that ex out certain things like suburbs or city one ways.
Fuck around with them prior to trips to get ideas where certain things are on your various options.
Theres also drivewyze, overdrive, weigh my truck, trucker path pro, copilot truck (best one for this sort of thing but costs $150 a year though) that just make things easier on you. Between big road, cost per mile, and fuelbook your numbers are handled as well. It's about a 50/50 split on if those require subscriptions or are free but the only one that's a glaring cost is copilot but that ones worth it and its GPS works fairly well offline to.

>>21834081
>>21834112
>covering her cloaca but not her pussy

The best part about Shoggoths is that their form is malleable. She can be incredibly busty on Monday and then totally flat on Tuesday.

>>21834118
>cloaca and pussy
i prefer to keep double pussy on taurs

>>21834081
going to jam my tongue in that cloaca

imagine hosting a tv show on catching mg online predators hunting for shotas

>>21834074
Nah, you just hit up the local all you can eat buffet because a normal size lamia(about miia's size) would eat 1 meal that is equivalent in size/nutrients to 1 week of 3 meals a day human diet.
Rather than drop a whole weeks worth of food and double your food costs just drop $20 and hit up golden carrol or something.
>>21834081
Fuck you anon I'll get my supplier on the line and get me some quarters and halves and we'll see who is miles ahead of who(m(st(?))). You're gonna have to bring your own proofer for dessert though.

>>21834129
According to KC all monsters with beast lower halves have double-pussy syndrome and give birth via the traditional means of their animal portion. Still not sure if that means harpies have cloaca.

>>21834142
>yfw she gets banned from all the buffets in the city

>>21834155
sounds like my college roommates and I getting asked to leave a Cici's pizza

>>21834129
Imagine downing a tentacle potion and fucking her in both ends.

The sensation from being penetrated in both pussies at once must be incredible.

>>21834161
>you guys ate all the meat and macaroni pizza we had, for the week. You're going to have to leave.
>but it'sa BUFFET!!!
Oh God I can already smell the 3 day bender that leads to such mistakes.

>>21834151
Merse's pic from Fallen Brides says otherwise

>>21834180
>she's just fat