/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

Basilisks are olev

First for the glory of the desert kingdoms, the blessings of the Sabbath, and the bounty of Wonderland!

Sticky Paladins and Sticky Nuns! Make sure to give them big hugs!

Doggystyle #1

Do you think feline monster girls hate it when you call it "doggystyle?"

>>21819107
No, doggystyle is for ook-ook monkey fags.

>>21819107
>>21819109
Walking home today some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about doggystyle being the best sex position. I tried to remain calm and actually explain to him that lotus is the best position, but he wouldn't take a hint. He then started throwing around words like "maledom" and I lost it. Punched him right in his doggy-loving fuck face.

I hate doggystyle so goddamned much.

>>21819103
I'd make it a habit

>>21819116
based.

>>21819103
Should you say hello to the slime partner or just ignore it?

>>21819113
My apologies to your waifu.

>>21819103
Sticky Alchemists and Sticky Engineers and Sticky Clothiers!

If we built the pyramids today, what material would the Anubi commission it to be made out of? Awooninum

>>21819129
No need to be a sex position elitist anon, there's mamono mana and stuff.

>>21819139
No, legos.

Pat the Lolim.
Do it slowly.

>>21819116
Lotus position sucks for the same reason missionary does. It hits almost none of her most sensitive spots or yours or even properly activates all the areas in the brain that could be activated by the act of lovemaking let alone producing the best dopamine dumps or the largest spikes of activity. By insisting upon such fallacies you rob yourself but most importantly you rob your waifu.
>>21819113
See how this anon rails against the truth out of fear. Do not worry, anon. Doggystyle welcomes all and does not judge past sins.

>>21819146
Where did this meme start from anyway?

>>21819153
You're spare parts bud, I bet you haven't even had sex yourself.

>>21819153
Dude, epic

>>21819153
You think you're hot shit don't you anon?

>>21819153
Riddle me this. How do you doggystyle a lamia?

Watch out Anon! She's about to use her signature [Banana Ball]!

>>21819101
Didn’t even tried, lame

>>21819170
Polymorph/potions.
The answer is always magic.

>>21819178
>not loving your waifu enough to have good sex with her in her natural form
Over the line bud.

>go out for a refreshing walk
>temperature increases 5 degrees in under an hour
I'm hot tonight~

>>21819184
Don’t those spells wear off once you start sexing anyway?

>>21819173
I have a slow connection. It sometimes takes a full minute for a post to send.

>>21819178
>that fang
I am going to pound that Bap into the sheets with unmatched intensity holy shit.

>>21819190
Spell yes, potions no.

>>21819184
>never trying anything new with your waifu ever
You people are completely unprepared for monsters.

>>21819118
Thats the spirit!

>>21819125
be sure to be nice to a sticky slime carriers pslime friend! I assure she can make the sex much better.

>>21819135
All the sticky choices! And all of them lead to even more sticky girls!

>>21819206
forgot image.

Remember to give real donations, maintaining a shrine doesn't bring in a lot of money and semen doesn't fix decayed beams.

>>21819206
A sticky engineer could even build a mechanical body for the pslime friend, for more lewd fun!

>>21819218
M8

>>21819218
Furfag out.

>>21819151
Headpats should be reserved to loli MGs only. Giving them to fully grown MGs is such a waste

>>21819230
Why stop there?
They should be reserved for beastman MGs because they will appreciate them far, far more.

>>21819220
That sounds neat! Probably base it off an automatons outer shell and have both of them feel each others sensation or at least the pslime feel and and the carrier could mimic the mans dick with her slime.

>>21819230
what about shorties?

>>21819240
Such cohabitation could have strange applications for living armor and living doll

>>21819240
Or have the slime connect the carrier and slimebot through their asses, let the carrier facesit the man, and have the slimebot ride his cock.

>>21819237
Nah, according to research all lolis appreciate heapats regardless of their type, even the haughty ones like Vampires

>>21819243
If they can be passed as genuine lolis then fine, but if they have an ounce of titties on them then never

>>21819248
I am not sure how it would even work.

>>21819249
That could work. Although i feel that position would be used by default anyway.

>>21819262
i wanna pat a redcap then

>>21819265
Why is sammich on frying pan? Explain.

>>21819262
Just be careful not to pat them too much.

>>21819270
grilled cheese my dude

>>21819265
I could also see the two conjoined with slime by their pussies, and sandwiching his cock while tribbing.

>>21819270
She is making another one for (you)!

>>21819265
They're both hollow and parasite slime are already stated as potentionally hiding inside armor.
Living armor that's a house for a bunch of faeries sounds cute too.

>>21819269
Bear in mind however that even though all lolis like headpats their way of showing gratitude can vary greatly in regard to their species. I wouldn't recommend giving red caps one unless you're into some serious lolidom reverse rape fetishes

>>21819273
Nonsense, there could never be 'too much'

>>21819276
Another good idea for basically what is now a bigamic species.

>>21819279
True. I feel sorry for any paladin-chan that finds and puts on that armor. A two fold attack!
Or even trying to beat them for any new adventurer boys would be difficult!

Orange slime girls are the best slime girls! They are the only ones who can smell like your favorite scent and make you exponentially happy just by touching you!

>>21819279
I like the idea of a living armor-sylph partnership.
Living armor gives the sylph protection and a way to interact with the world, sylph gives living armor a means of motion before finding a husband/female vessel.
Plus, it helps that they're two of my favorite species.

>>21819297
>tfw no Kesaran Pasaran/slime hybrid mamono

>>21819301
Orange slimes are the friendliest of them all! They just want to spread happiness to everyone!

>>21819303
Even if happiness would involve a harem?

What breed of dog would you want your kobold to be? What would she look like?

>>21819330
Terrier. Fun-sized and ferocious!

>>21819330
Tibetan mastiff. The biggest and thiccest of kobolds, yet still an adorable shortstack.

>>21819280
being raped by a loli IS my fetish

>>21819280
I want to give a familiar and an alice headpats at the same time, and see who snaps and rapes who first!

>>21819118
imagine putting your dick in the front hole of that shirt

>>21819218
This thread isn't for your kind

Hellhounds are fucking hot.

>>21819402
No I'm fucking hot when I'm with a hellhound.

>>21819402
Of course they're hot when you're fucking, those flames aren't for nothing.

>>21819118
Good morning Sister Mofu!

>>21819402
exotic skin is hot

>>21819407
>t.hellhound

I wanna be a thick tail mg's professional tail holder

>>21819458
>You will never be the Royal Tail Holder for a fat tail, belonging to the princess of the Lizard Kingdom.

Remember! Don't accept anything from old hags!

>>21819500
But she looks like a sexy onee-chan!
Why wouldn't I accept shotafication from her?

>>21819458
>Yfm be accidentally tripped and get fired for nearly letting her tail touch the ground

Cats in spats

>>21819500
Nothing better than mind breaking an old hag because she forgot her shota spell doesn't affect dick size.

>>21819506
>But she looks like a sexy onee-chan!
Please don't call her that, most people call her obasan, we don't know how will she react.
>Why wouldn't I accept shotafication from her?
If you want to be shotafied then you can but for the love of chief god don't go with her to any "party carriages" or her home.

>>21819528
But she looks like a friendly, playful onee-chan! And why not? She seems like she'd take care of me nicely at her home!
And what's a "party carriage"? Does she have other onee-chan friends?

>>21819500
I want her to bully me now that i'm weak and small

>>21819549
>She seems like she'd take care of me nicely at her home!
Don't go there! We are talking about a powerful mage with who know how much pent up lust!
>And what's a "party carriage"? Does she have other onee-chan friends?
Yes, the entire Onee-chan covenant in fact, all of them searching for their own otouto, for your own safety don't go there, they will shower you with affection, handmade cookies and some of them will want you to sign something (don't). Go to church instead and praise the chief god and maybe even join the Order!

>>21819568
A powerful mage with an onee-chan covenant! That sounds comfy! Affection, handmade cookies, and why shouldn't I sign something?
And why would I join the Order? They're a bunch of bullies who want to hurt the mamono!

>>21819575
>why shouldn't I sign something?
It could be a contract that binds you to them! There is no escape after that and even paladin-chan wouldn't be able to help!
>And why would I join the Order? They're a bunch of bullies who want to hurt the mamono!
They are brave heroes who protect us from man-eating monsters! We KNOW that they eat men! Manticore told us!

>>21819594
>Ma'am, indecent exposure is considered a felony in these parts

I want to deeply mating press the demon lord! Fuck all the other monster girls, I'm gunning for the head honcho!!

The day of the potato is upon us!
The great mashing will soon commence!

>>21819762
Speaking of potatoes, when is KC going to do a Leprechaun?

Do you think high level Monster Warriors go easy on low level adventurers that challenge them to a fight? Trying not to hurt them too much?

>>21819770
They take you seriously if you take them seriously, so don't go challenging them casually!

>>21819770
I guess it depends on the Monster, some would like to watch you squirm, not stopping even after you're beaten.

>>21819788
I want to be her co-pilot in a plane that was never meant to fly.

>>21819788
MANSWINE!

>>21819788
>Here, breathe in some concentrated P'Orc musk.
>Thank you, High Orc.

>>21819763
Gimme my red headed, freckled shortstack

Any /monster/ refugees now that eightchan is kill?

>>21819866
I fucking hope not.

>>21819866
Only kill on a temp basis with them finding a new host right? Would be nice if it stayed gone but still.

>>21819866
They're working on getting it back up under a new service.

>>21819500
I have

>>21819866
Maybe this is the timeline where we can put our differences aside and come together to create a greater, more compassionate community surrounding monstergirls.

>>21819770
There’s gonna be at least one Manticore who just loves milking young adventurers in starter areas.

>>21819879
I'd like that

>>21819866
Fuck /monster/
It's full of retards who get overly angry at the slightest thing
Also they're anti femdom

>>21819881
Listen, if there's no Cheshire, who undermines my serious egdy quest for revenge or some bullshit at every turn I'm not interested.

>>21819889
ha, yeah they certainly do
>Also they're anti femdom
this is outright false, however

>>21819889
>Also they're anti femdom
fucking based

What style would bune martial artists prefer?

>>21819866
Oh yeah were hoping to get more of /monster/ arnt we?

>>21819889
>Also they're anti femdom
Good. Sometimes you need to dominate your waifu and sometimes she needs to dominate you.

>>21819895
>this is outright false, however
I got yelled at for a pretty standard femdom post
It's like 4chan but the autism is multipled times 10 without any of the lovable autism you see here
>>21819901
>sometimes she needs to dominate you
That' still femdom retard

>>21819902
>lovable autism you see here
Um..I

Someone else tell him, I cannot.

>>21819902
What's femdom?

>>21819902
Hey anon , theres no need for name calling.

>>21819866
Not sure what they hope to accomplish other than get brownie points
Those guys are just going to come back here

>>21819911
You’ll get over it.

>>21819866
Are there any refugees to begin with? I've been there like 2 or 3 times, and it was unbelievably slow I cannot imagine people only using that for MG related things. So I just presumed people used both /mgt/ and /monster/ but kept quiet about it?

>>21819923
It’s one of those things that really didn’t need a whole board for it.
Also probably to an extent, but I never really bother going there myself.

>>21819879
I'd rather see this entire site die than have /monster/ migrate here.
>inject their own crazy brand of politics into everything despite being the exact same crowd as the "stop putting politics in muh video games" types
>get angry to a degree that makes the turbulent /a/ days of these threads look peaceful
>offtopic reaction images everywhere
>greentexts full of shitty memes
>have more forbidden fetishes than you can count
>seem to prefer modern day and don't give a shit about the canon setting

>>21819934
>>seem to prefer modern day
To be fair that bit is fine.

>>21819934
>have more forbidden fetishes than you can count
As in they’re into weird shit, or that there’s a whole lot of stuff that will set them off?

>>21819938
It's more the trying to cling to rule of god on certain topics as a way to shut down discussion while obviously not caring about the setting to begin with that bugs me. Used to happen a lot here too before things calmed down, pick one or another.
>>21819946
More things that'll set them off, way more.

>>21819952
Okay what would set them off that's pretty common and accepted here?

>>21819897
Lots of kicks and leg work.

>>21819909
>what's femdom
Female domination

>>21819902
>I got yelled at for a pretty standard femdom post
that's weird, it wasn't my experience going there at all - virtually all the content and writefagging was femdom

>>21819954
Puns

>>21819889
>It's full of retards who get overly angry at the slightest thing
Anon, I...

>>21819934
How do you inject politics into mg stuff?

>>21819172
Did Axem make a new gallery?

>>21819981
In regards to comparing /monster/ to this thread
This thread really only gets really mad in 3 scenarios
>Banned fetishes (monster boys cuckolding etc)
>TG shit
>When I post about femdom

>>21819983
you don't, he doesn't know what he's talking about

>>21820001
>When I post about femdom
As opposed to you getting mad over submissive hellhounds?

>>21820006
I don't get mad, I just tell you you're objectively wrong

I want a teen tomboy Salamander.

>>21820013
Teen wyverns are where it’s at

>>21819966
What's the appeal?

>>21819983
Magahats i guess

>>21820008
>You: ...objectively wrong
>KC: You can have anything you like
Oh, it's this again.

>>21819096
Holy mating press!

>>21819330
Mines would be an Malamute that looks alike Atago from AzurLane, she would be an gentle onee-san type that keep wanting to sit on my lap even being not so small anymore.

She would be very well-behaved, but stubborn sometimes and for some reason keep asking to do my laundry, also when wanting attention she rest her face at my groin.

>>21820020
The appeal is for people who want to be dominated by a woman

>>21819983
Quite easily.
>meta thread that's 30% monster girls and 70% whining about sjws/politicians/twitter e-celebs
>regular threads getting derailed by people talking about wanting to hang the gays, jews or roasties with their monster waifu
>hellhound thread getting derailed by people photoshopping black people's faces onto them and calling them niggers
>unironic use of parenthesis
As three examples but it's everywhere there.
>>21820004
Spotted the /monster/fag.

>>21819983
occasionally reeing about leftwing politics now and then, mostly, but also a fair amount of rightwing stuff

>>21820032
>>hellhound thread getting derailed by people photoshopping black people's faces onto them and calling them niggers
Is that for real? Did you see that with your own eyes? Wtf absolutely distasteful if it's true than I guess /monster/s can go fuck themselves

>>21819881
I'm reporting her to the guild!

>>21820039
I can verify, a few of them were joking around with the idea for a while, although they got told to fuck off

>>21820024
>saying this unironically
oof

>>21820039
Seen it for real. Used to drop by there once every couple of weeks and scan threads of girls I liked for drawfag content before going back to ignoring it, the small amount of art was never worth it so I stopped.

>>21820056
>although they got told to fuck off
No they didn't.

>>21820017
>Group of teen monster girls of different reptilian types like dragons, lizardmen, salamanders and wyverns
I bet they all love sun bathing.

>>21820067
They had, in fact, been told to fuck off

>>21820076
Summer is the best for reptiles!

>>21820020
Some men just want to be loved unconditionally.

How sensitive are her ears?

>"It's okay, onii-chan. I still love you!"

>>21820109
Her ears are probably blocked up by all the motor oil in her fur and she can't hear the voice of reason.

>>21820109
>yandere gets ahegaod by earplay
is this the finest twist?

>>21820111
If you love him so much why dontcha marry him?

>>21820111
Already posted mate, albeit compressed.

>>21820112
>Turns our it’s not motor oil
>It’s stray blobs of dark matter

How submissive do you think each Baphomet is?

>>21820156
I think the most submissive would be Runya, but first she'd need to get over her feeling of being unworthy to love

>>21820156
>Bapho-chan
Dom
>Kuro
Very dom
>Momo
Equal
>Shiro
Equal
>Runya
Very sub
>Ropu
Sub
>Marune
Slight sub
>Grelia
Slight dom

>>21820111
I wasn't able to help myself with this card.

>>21820179
Such an adorable girl

>>21820169
Runya really needs someone to push her down and throw a ton of Fairy Powder on her.

>>21820156
>Bapho-chan
Switch
>Kuro
Usually extremely dom but a total degenerate up for most things even if it includes being a sub
>Momo
Sub
>Shiro
Dom
>Runya
Sub with a surprising dom side once she gets used to sex
>Ropu
The most sub
>Marune
>Slightly sub
>Grelia
Gentle dom

>>21820253
Yes, I'll take one. I'll sing Fire Make it Bun Dem with her.

>>21820173
>>21820242

This is exactly why Kuro is the best girl. Extremist girls are just too good

>>21819946
>As in they’re into weird shit?
No anon, THEY'RE the ones forbidding it.

>>21819995
That was just a singular draw I did

>>21820274
I don’t really see how that mentality is compatible with claiming to enjoy MGE. There’s a considerable variety of degenerate shit, and at a bare minimum it asks that you be able to ignore other people enjoying things. Pretty much the only canon material that won’t be touched on here is a whopping two species.

>>21820305
Which ones?

>>21820291
Thanks for the info.

>>21820266
While Kuro is probably my favorite Baphomet. The whole submissive pet play stuff with Ropurotto is really hot to me but I would probably prefer a Ropurotto Sabbath Witch to any Baphomet.

>>21819983
They think monstergirls would be nu-right spergs like them.

>>21820323
Probably

>>21820353
What is that supposed to mean?

>>21820353
It's been stated monsters don't like horrible people

>>21820032
wow you got me, guess that gives you the green light to seethe

>>21819118
I see what you did there

>>21820361
>>21820366
There suppose to be perfect waifus do I'd imagine they would be ok with whatever the guy is into.

>>21819934
The only thing worth a damn on that board is the drawthread. A couple of good artists still lurk there for requests; though, they're few and far between now. Everything else is complete trash and retardation. I remember at one point they seriously considered all forms of masturbation to be NTR.

>>21820397
Pretty sure that "whatever the guy is into" doesn't include harassing and/or harming people just because they happen to be of a different race/religion/sexual orientation.
>They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!".

>>21819866
>Cripplechan Refugees
My sides are now in orbit

>>21820408
This. The extremists on /monster/ would either be cured of their insanity or shunned for their extreme hatred. Same as the far leftists.

Where is our otter monster girl? They’re already cute incarnate I want to marry a big busty Sea Otter or a cute awkward River Otter.

>>21820400
>I remember at one point they seriously considered all forms of masturbation to be NTR.
You remember correctly, a snake using the sheath of her sword got people screaming cuck at the guy who posted it.

So why are they kill? Did one of them finally sperg out and go on a rampage against those evil minority groups they hate so much?

>>21820408
There are literally extremist monstergirls who forcefully monsterize everyone who's not like them.

>>21820441
>Smug JubJub laughing at all her friends
>”You don’t have your dick in your wife at every moment? How pathetic!”

>>21820320
Not him but same, Beast girl lolis are best lolis. Especially if their whole gimmick is giving into bestial nature and constantly being in heat. Beast girls really have it best, having an estrus/heat/ect is such an unfair advantage over girls who don’t. After all, who doesn’t want to be their for a Loli going through their first heat and easing the process with a rough pounding they’ll remember for the rest of their lives?

>>21820448
That's not what I fucking meant. They think monstergirls would be fine with killing everyone who isn't white and heterosexual.

>>21820447
>finally
It happened before in NZ and it happened again in America. One of the two incidents over the weekend was a homegrown from 8.

Would kitsunes let loose fox screams if you pleasured her hard enough?

>>21820447
Pol found that the shooter's dad was Jewish and they had to shut them up.

>>21820448
Those extremists aren't mass murderers though, they just believe that women need to be fixed by monsterization and men need to be raped into ideal men.

>>21820477
Is Bapho flipping me the bird?
Why is it on fire?
Is she flipping me a phoenix?

>>21820476
Maybe.

>>21820476
Would you really want that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-42P_iYrthM

>>21820173
I feel like Greilia would be in the same category as Runya, she really seems to be big on serving and helping humans.

>>21820551
No, but the ruined boner would be saved by how hard I would be laughing.

>Beware my jaws that bite, my claws that catch!

>>21820551
Yes

>>21820551
If it went out like short yelps instead of going full REE like the video it would actually be hot as hell

cuddle with tall, buff monsters.

>>21820649
Be the little spoon to tall buff monster girls
Rest your head on the chests of Tall buff monster girls

>>21820649
>>21820654
Be the big spoon to big jinkos!

>>21820688
Be the big spoon to tall buff girls
Be the little spoon to small shortstackk buff girls

>"This is MGC TV News. Our top story tonight: outrage from shortstacks all across the city as a mysterious man has been putting things on high shelves and stealing they're step ladders. Police are looking to make an arrest as soon as they can reach their handcuffs."

>>21820744
Now this is the kind of news I need.
What would undead news be like?

>>21820751
I got no clue, little moth with big tiddies.

>>21820768
Undead PSA: remember to keep busy and keep chasing your dreams. We wouldn't want you to turn hollow...

>>21820744
>they’re

>>21820768
>"In lighter news, 42 people died and are now unliving happily in Crypt County."

>>21820751
You know how an iron glows when it gets hot? Using the same idea we can use electricity to make a wire glow and give off light.

>cleric monsters are relatively more pure than regular monsters, but their healing magic has the unintended side effect of causing raging erections
>"Don't worry, Anon. I'll have you patched up in no time."
>"Oh my! ...S-should I help you with 'that?'"

Be careful when purchasing goods from a Tanuki. You don’t want to be marked a rube do you? That can lead to dangerous results: https://youtube.com/watch?v=jciWaVggEmU

>>21820688
>Defeat Jinko in martial arts tournament
>She demands a rematch as she wasn't feeling good today among other excuses
>You agree, but on one condition
>She has to be your daki
>She bares her teeth and clenches her claws so hard that they draw blood before agreeing to your terms
>Later that night she proudly barges into your room wearing her Hello Kitty pajamas, but that high and mighty attitude is quickly broken upon seeing you naked
>After much arguing that about how she never specified that you had to be clothed you bring up the ultimatum that she wont get her rematch
>She relents and begrudgingly hops into bed with you
>At first she tries to be as far away from you as possible but then remind her what a daki is
>Spoon her from behind as you wrap your arms around her and grope her breasts and stomach
>After some more arguing about where place your hands you just bring up the rematch again
>You finish the night making some jokes about how good she smells and how you thought she'd never use such girly shampoo
>The next morning you two have your rematch, and you win again
>She demands another stating how your snoring kept her up all night
>That seems odd as you specifically remember her snoring like a P'orc the instant she fell asleep
>You agree again and offer the same daki exchange, but this time she has to be naked too
>She reluctantly agrees

>>21820848
>all those eyes
Yes me worry

>>21820844
>no Loli dark priest ‘cleric’ who abuses healing magic to heal your erection as soon as it goes down
>will never master the art of extending your ejaculations via healing spells to turn your cock into a broken faucet whenever you’re in her mouth or pussy

>>21820768
>The wight countess would like to remind everyone that panties are still illegal
>In other news, after 14 years a local ghoul finally found her husband lost head and can finally have him resurrected by the Lich.
>The bi-yearly undead march on the neighboring kingdoms for all the undeads without a husband will start next week, as normal it will be lead by a vampire as part of the tradition
>An adventurer had tried to sneak into the city from the zombie slums but was found out and is now living happily with his 5 zombie wives
>That's it for now and remember, hugging your husband can make you warm on the outside, but his cock can make you warm on the inside.

>>21820878
>panties are still illegal

>>21820884
She likes to live dangerously.

Would your wife like fancy fluffy dresses anons? Or would she be more into slimmer figure revealing ones?

>>21820878
>An adventurer had tried to sneak into the city from the zombie slums but was found out and is now living happily with his 5 zombie wives
I wonder if I can commission Losenis to write this...

>>21820884
I want to be her chair.

>>21820895
No, everything tears because of her scales rubbing against it or her muscles and wings flexing or burns down for mysterious reasons that have nothing to do with hiccuping.

Would you be the apprentice to a legendary cyclops blacksmith?

>>21820919
Does being a twinky blacksmith's apprentice mean I get an annoying fairy and a badass elf princess to fug?

>>21820897
>I wonder if I can commission Losenis to write this...
Hello hi gib moni

>>21820919
Gross

>>21820943
It's just one missing tooth dude, sheesh.

>>21820895
Slimmer figure revealing dresses, she's a wight after all. And occasionally short ones that show a lot of thighs.

What kind of bedtime stories would you tell your daughteru

>>21820984
The Story of O

>>21820984
How I met your mother

>>21820934
You know, I might actually do it.

>>21820895
She’d just love them, the more frills the better! She’s got a bit of a complex though, so most times she’d only wear them in private. As for slimming clothing, she’s super into latex so that should tell you a bit. Her normal everyday wear would be simple yet classy.

>>21820994
If you do, I can't promise it'll be quick. Real life stuff and that other spicy lilim commission are keeping me busy.

>>21820984
The boy who cried werewolf.

>>21820895
I think she would use fancy and regal ones.

>>21820984
The one where daddies put their dicks in their daughters cunnies

>>21820309
Siths.

>>21820895
To her unending frustration, yes.
Dresses are just difficult for some species.

>>21821047
>Hey what do you mean by that?
>That's my line, what do YOU mean by that?
>No, aren't you listening to me?
>I'm not interested in any of that
>About this one thing... I have something to say!

>>21821001

>>21821047
>Dresses are just difficult for some species.
tails just get in the way

>>21821001
>>21821101
Ends with the boy getting "eaten"

>>21821121
That’s what the tail slot is for.
It’s the big meaty paws or sharp bits like claws that can make fancy dress a hair complicated.
>Dragons forced to get dresses made out of kevlar

Are you brave enough?

>>21821128
Vore is gross

>>21821163
Hello Wurmborn.

>>21821153
>dresses made out of kevlar
Tell me more, this is important.

>>21821157
No

>>21821173
It’s just that dragons are that interesting combination of high pride and inadvertent proximity damage to delicate objects.
Which would no doubt lead to revolutions in durable formalwear for monsters. They certainly have the funds.
Isn’t Arachne silk supposedly super durable as well?

>>21821209
Tensile strength a thousand times greater than that of steel!

Commission delivered, thank you /a/non

>>21821157
she needs a hug and kiss

>>21821157
This bug is for kissu

what happens if I wolf whistle at a wolfu construction worker

>>21821231
There's something devious about that smug look of hers

>>21821293
She drops her stuff and presents herself.

>>21821231
I do not like this Troll Anon. Her smug aura mocks me!

>>21821358
A lot of pent-up emotions in that girl...

>>21821209
>Enchanter Anon with Arachne waifu
>The commission fancy dresses to Dragons by combining the strength of Arachne silk and fire resistant glyphs sewn in hidden areas
>They're very expensive but Dragons can afford them anyway

>>21821157
WILCO

>>21821368
Imagine a tsundere Dullahan.

>>21821387
>“I'm home. Uhm... What is it? I just wanted to touch you a little bit, ya bastard...”
>~a dullahan, the following day after departing on an expeditionary mission~
The quote in world guide 3 for the teleportation spell.

It makes me happy to think there are mgs posting right now, on their zipangese rice cultivating forum.

>>21821168
?

What is you and your waifu's favorite roleplay situation? Mine is Order-captive interrogation where I get to be a captive while my waifu gets to be a interrogator trying to mindbreak me into submission

>>21821404
Bill Cosby

>>21821231
Cute troll.

I can't tell if it's summer fags or /monster/ fags, but one or both are definitely here, shitting up the thread.

>>21821432
Sounds like confirmation bias

>>21821397
>Hey gals, I'm moving to Zipangu next week! I already bought myself a conical hat and I know a few phrases from my mangas, so I'll fit right in. Maybe I'll even find a Zipangese bf, wish me luck!

>>21821453
Lewd genies are the best.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76101278
YOUNG

>>21821432
I've felt that way for a few weeks now. Its safe to say /monster/ faggots will be here after their site was shut down but I'm also certain we've got some underage posters around from reading some of these posts.

>>21821432
Scary loli fox.

I feel sorry for corrupted order nuns. They spend all their time cultivating and leading heroes into corruption only to never get a man. Then even when a sole incubus comes to town he will be going for the cute uncorrupted sister and mostly ignore lewd nuns of sin.

>>21821465
I didn't know they came any other way

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>21821540
ok

>>21821540
Epic copypasta

What would monster girls think if you drugged a single monster girl and raped her?
Would they just accept it and just demand that he takes responsibility?

>>21821540
I'm not sure what's more confusing - the idea that someone initially thought that posting this would make people angry, or the fact that it actually does make people angry.

>>21821540
>but I don't see the reason to put actual women down
But I don't think about actual women at all.

Also nice pasta.

Don't turn you back on a monster

>>21821497
Although I realize it's not the best or the worst thing, bu I've noticed a influx of "what would/if (blank) with your waifu?" or just in general "what if" posts.

>>21821593
Can I turn my front to her and give her a hug?

>>21821432
You calling me a queer?

>>21821231
I wanna be molested by a troll's big hands

>>21821432
You really love avatarfagging with loli akagi don't you? You bitch about something while posting that way too often recently.

>>21821552
>>21821567
>>21821579
>>21821592
>giving him (yous)
You fucking faggots.

>>21821593
What's she gonna do, tickle me?

>>21821633
It's a good scowling picture of a monster girl. I'm not even the same person who was originally posting it. Nice falseflag retard.

>>21821680
>giving them (yous)
You fucking faggot.

>>21821712
Struck a nerve, did he?

>>21821706
>monster girl
That's a boat.
Though I suppose you could classify boatgirls as tsukumogami-type monstergirls

>>21821706
If you're not him then you followed his retarded behaviour in avatarfagging and bitching about the state of the thread rathermthan trying to.do something good for it.
You don't even know what a false flag is either, sasuga.

>>21821593
I wouldn't, since I don't trust even myself.

>>21821593
>trying to run away, anon?

>>21821593
The only time I want my back to a monster is in bed when she holds me like a teddy bear.

>>21821776

>>21821790
I want to worship her!

Big elf booty.

>>21821730
i'd marry a boat

>>21821800
Lewd.

>>21821826
I want to turn the human hating elf queen into a butt slut.

>>21821790

>>21819909
while the actual definition is a bsdm term, the internet usage is that the woman takes charge/initiative during sex, as opposed to the man, which describes 90% of sex scenes featuring monster girls

BUNNY C___

>>21821856
isnt that technically like kissing with her vagina

>Anon 'auditions' for TAILED.com
>Shows up for filming
>His manticore partner walks onto the set
>With an audible woosh, her tail swings around into his lap
>It's absolutely massive. The shaft is almost as thick as her waist, and the bulb looks like it could swallow a watermelon
>The mouth is drooling, its folds gently undulating, revealing solid walls of thick, squelching muscle within
>Anon breaks out into a cold sweat
>Before he can stop himself he utters 'There's no way that's real...'
>The manticore just shoots a smug grin at him
>Before Anon can react, she's ripped off his pants and pinned him to the couch
>His entire waist is engulfed in the massive tail
>His entire midsection is slathered in her juices as the massive appendage milks him
>Powerful muscles squeeze and ripple around his cock like a hot, moist vice
>Her muscle control is so precise, she can apply pressure in specific locations and even fondle his balls
>On the outside, the huge head undulates as it drains load after load with an audible slurp
>Anon's face is completely glazed over, lost in the bliss of this massive tail
>All he can do is hold onto the bulb for dear life, occasionally trying to thrust even deeper in
>After what seems like an eternity, the manticore finally releases him
>There's an audible pop as the tail's vacuum-like suction is finally broken
>Anon is lying in a heap on the couch, soiled with secretions fro the waist down
>The manticore leans down into him, chuckling to herself
>'Still think it can't be real, Anon?'
>He can't do anything but hazily mumble in response
>'Hehehe. I thought you'd change your mind.'
>She gives him a little peck on the cheek before standing up
>'Since you seemed to enjoy it so much, how about I give you a little more, hmm?'
>Se reaches to her tail and slowly pulls out one of the massive barbs
>It's the length of a pencil with the girth of your thumb, venom dripping of in bright, viscous ropes
>'Time for Round Two, sweetie. This time, I might just play seriously.~'

>>21821867
>kissing with her vagina
Monstergirls are versatile!

Good moth.

>>21819866
My biggest concern about the shit down of that site us the people that pushed for it may then set their sights on lolicon art next .

>>21821883
I know irl dolphins can manipulate things with their vaginas like hands.

>>21821902
>shit down

>>21821906
Would dolphin monstergirls need to come up for air regularly, or would Poseidon's magic take care of that?

>>21821902
Two entirely different sets of people.

>>21821902
>Shut down an entire site for what goes on in parts of it
They already did it to sadpanda. Pure luck that it returned.

>>21821866
CUTIE

>>21821598
That happens when we run out of images usually.

>>21821902
There's a huge difference between pictures and 8 actively encouraging people to do abhorrent shit like murder.

>>21819866
Normally I'd feel bad for them, but I've browsed /monster/ a few times and its somehow worse than here.
>Painfully slow with threads form months ago still floating around
>They have content, but the vast majority of it makes Alp's early attempts look like a published author's works.
>Similarly, their own art community just can't compete with the ones we have here. The closest thing to a good artist they have always makes his work look like something out of a cheap cg animation.
>The hilarious extreme right posts on how the mamono would support their crazed day of the rope fantasies and be into christianity despite following a literal demon lord (this did seem to die down in all fairness)
>They've never grown out of paladin posting.
This shut down has done them a favor if anything, because now they'll be free from that drek.

I wanna hug the monstergirls who have never been hugged

>>21821868
I would do it.

>>21821866
Carrot?

Woof!

>>21822010
why are they all confused.

>>21821866
chungus

>>21821995
I'd hoverhand hug a cheshire while telling her what a great friend she is

>>21822010
Woof yourself.

>>21822016
how would mamano react to hover handing and the pence rule.

>>21822012
She kinda expected a more terrified response from the dogs.

Would monstergirls have those degenerate child beauty pageants?

>>21822024
The trueloli Sabbath already has that covered.

>>21822024
Oh, absolutely. But with theirs you’re actually supposed to fuck the lolis!

>>21821989
>The hilarious extreme right posts on how the mamono would support their crazed day of the rope fantasies and be into christianity despite following a literal demon lord
They justify it by saying the demon MGs are the same as Biblical demons.

>>21821989
>>21822034
>are the same
*aren't the same
How the fuck did I fuck that up?

>>21822044
All the same, they wouldn't support hate and cruelty and christianity doesn't exactly favor hedonism.

>>21822034
Weren’t biblical demons explicitly “fuck the system” though? They’re demons because they didn’t agree with the big man’s rule.
It’s pretty similar to the current MGE situation.

>>21821573
That's awful Anon

Sabbath lolis are for not lewding

>>21822034
Someone should tell them about the whole thing about false idols in the 10 commandments.

>>21822034
>demon MGs aren't the same as Biblical demons
Lorewise they aren't anymore even if they were pre-DL due to mamono mana. In any case it's fucking stupid to drag arguments about religion and politics from there to here.

>>21822059
Yeah, the order is basically middle ages christianity. I don't think monstergirls would throw away their lust and sexual freedom to join another realities version of their enemy.

>>21822033
No you're not. They use said pageants to find the best husband for the girls participating.

THEN they consummate.

Would monsters like Renaissance festivals?

>>21822033
so in other words, exactly the same

>>21822067
Lolis as a whole are not for lewding.
It creates horrible mental issues

>>21822058
>>21822059
>>21822071
>>21822073
>>21822081
It's pretty fun to watch their mental gymnastics trying to reconcile their Christian morality with monstergirl values.

>>21822102
>horrible mental issues
Like what?

>>21822105
I don't know, anon. Most of the times I see this topic pop up, it seems to be more about them being christian than anything else.

would it be possible for a dhampir to have a vampire twin?

>>21822117
Probably.

>>21822116
Its more about them being obnoxious and trying to fit the setting around it.

>>21822117
>>21822136
No.

>>21822108
Some of the worst Personality disorders I've ever seen

>>21822151
You really think loli mgs would react the same way as human children?

>>21822151
monstergirls reach sexual maturity as children

>>21822138
I only see people dragging that obnoxiousness here about them being obnoxious. Not everyone here frequents that board, so all that comes across is "look at those christians who like monster girls".

>>21822105
If you marry them it's not a sin

>>21822162
if they reach maturity then why are they so dumb?

>>21822091
Some of them might.

>>21822162

put dick in little girls

>>21819866
I was on /jp/ first mostly for Touhou, but I did frequent /monster/. >>21821989 mentioned the core issues. Though I will admit I liked the lack of tolerance for cuck shit. I guess being with a bunch of hardliners has it's benefits at times.

>>21822105
Apparently they were split evenly between Christians, Pagan/Occultists, and Agnostic/Atheists.

>>21822024
Sabbath's black mass probably has that covered.

>>21822105
Easy, monstergirls aren't real.

>>21819866
Shame the thread i made is dead, but the rest of the board was pretty shit. Not looking forward to their invasion.

>>21822210
dont worry we have a low cuck tolerance here.

>>21822177
You're sounding awfully defensive, anon.

>>21822207
What if I don't want to?

>>21822210
That image isn't a monster girl

This thread needs more action.

>>21822250
Action?

>>21822262
Action 52

Kobold's helping Cheetah girls get over their social anxiety!

>>21822278
>Cheetah girls
Is this some kind of reference?

>>21822091
>>21822203
Probably a big thing in the undead kingdoms

>>21822300
https://www.boredpanda.com/nervous-cheetahs-support-dogs/

>>21822265
>three ocelomeh of varying builds run through the jungle and bully the everloving shit of every human in sight, accompanied by a catchy chiptune

>>21822238
Could be a dragon in her original form.

Reminder that all undead girls smell awful

If you go to a monster girl saying you want to start a harem and you want her to be in it what does she do?