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What do you think of "Hey Mister", /jp/?

>> No.21811446
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>> No.21811466

>>21811446
ehhh? I was under the impression that this originated on /jp/.

>> No.21811558

>>21811446
What do they all have in common?

>> No.21811648

>>21811558
they are all pregnant with my children

>> No.21811698

>>21811400
I prefer when lolis offer me alcohol with the intent of kidnapping and raping me.

>> No.21811739

>>21811648
Even the reddit alien?

>> No.21811792

>>21811739
ESPECIALLY the reddit alien

>> No.21811874
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>>21811400
its a shit reddit meme, from a shit non-yuri remilia doujin

remilia is cute tho

>> No.21811917

>>21811874
Remilia's childish cunny is too good to be wasted in eternal foreplay. She needs to have her little womb filled with semen.

>> No.21812149

>>21811917
this, but very unironically

>> No.21812254

>>21811874
>non-yuri
This might be worse than OP

>> No.21812261

>>21811917
This but by Sakuya

>> No.21812395

>>21812261
But Sakuya doesn't have any semen!

>> No.21812418
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>>21812395
I've seen doujins suggesting otherwise

>> No.21812458
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>>21812395
just ask patchouli to give her a dick

>> No.21812469

>>21812418
P-proof?

>> No.21812485

>>21811400
Give toes pls

>> No.21812529

>>21812485
I want feet fag to leave with OP

>> No.21812564
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It's cute&funny, just like everything Remi-related.

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>>21812261
Sakuya's sticky semen is for Flan's womb only.

>> No.21813017

>>21811446
The loli with the dog collar is extremely rapeable.

>> No.21813047

>>21812928
it's a fact flan hasn't washed her feet in centuries

>> No.21813102

>>21811917
I wish I was Remi

>> No.21813104

It's a fact footfags are the most obnoxious people in this board and deserve to be burned at the stake.

>> No.21813246

>>21813104
Official /jp/ fetish tier list

>Low Tier
Footfags

>Shit Tier
Smellfags

>Gigashit Tier
Diaperfags

>Acceptable Tier
Everyone else

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>>21813246
>shit tier
>smellfags
come on bro, everyone likes a good smell

>> No.21813341

>>21813264
Smellfags are especially annoying because they bring up their shit fetish every opportunity they get. They also pair up with footfags frequently, which is a vehemently detestable combo.

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>>21813341
>>220931623
I imagine the Remi's feet, after a long day of being a vampire, must be absolutely disgusting from marinating in sweat, grease and bacteria. When she removes her shoes at the end of the day, she probably gets flustered at just how smelly and toxic her bare feet are; her own body betraying all standards of decency by producing an unbelievably lewd and slimy, biohazardous zone of filth within her own footwear. Shoes designed to look pretty and appealing, now soiled and turned into unusable, smelly, ruined trash by her own festering feet. It's almost amazing how an odor so potent and foul can come from a girl so cute. What a contrast!

The contrast would be captivating. On one side, you've got her beautiful, pale, shapely, happy feet. They're works of art, and can arouse anyone with their perfection. On the other hand, you've got endless of amounts of a stink so foul it can make plants wilt and birds fall from the sky just by spreading her toes! Imagine seeing the Remi dip her feet in the ocean and turning it into a bubbling, stinky green mess with her odor and killing all the fish, or having her grab your nose with them and make you take deep breaths!

Remi's cute, pale, smelly, vampire feet!

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>>21813341
the smell of a cute 2hu a good one, not "muh unwashed feet one! is way less disgusting then feet or piss

>> No.21813685

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T4zt2wFghI

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>>21812261
But Sakuya is Remi's mom!

>> No.21814056

>>21811917
You can have yuri with dicks!

>> No.21814130

>>21813264
>>21813376
can i please have the source?

>> No.21814138

>>21813685
Kill yourself /r/touhou

>> No.21814342

>>21813102
I can fill your insides with semen if you're cute and shorter than 160cm.

>> No.21814858

>>21811400
That you should stop making shitty template threads

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i think its cruel we live in a world where little girls dont ask grown ass virgin NEETs like me for sex

>> No.21816461

>>21814130
i think its a doujin called "mutual smelling match" and "mokou visits kaguya"

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>>21816461
i found it
thank you anon

>> No.21821105

>>21814881
Please reconsider and re-evaluate your life choices.

>> No.21821483

>>21814881
I think the worst part is the fact that there aren't immortal little girls who would make fun of me for being a grown ass virgin NEET.

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>>21821483
I know right? VR experience can't come fast enough. Just replace immortal with immoral while we're at it.

>> No.21827274

>>21811874
>yurifag
Worse than op.

>> No.21827296

Remilia is the stinkiest touhou

>> No.21827369

>>21827296
Yeah, she constantly reeks of semen.

>> No.21827813

ba-dump ba-dump
ba-dump ba-dump
ba-dump ba-dump
ba-dump ba-dump

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh



arhggggggggggggggg no non ono no

hohoohooooooooooooo *cums hard*

:))))))))))))))))))))

>> No.21830143

>>21811446
It’s origin is actually from a Facebook group. It used to be a small inside joke but got out of hand when people spread it to other platforms.
Don’t know if it’s for better or worse though

>> No.21831448

>>21811400
you talking about the meme or the actual doujin?

>> No.21832587

>>21811874
A cancerous thread gets a cancerous reply from a cancerous person who cancerously gets upset at Touhou porn.
Man I can't fucking wait until the current generation grows up and moves on to ruining another hobby.

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>>21832587
>gets upset at Touhou porn.
it was a joke, every touhou porn is good even if it isn't yuri

>> No.21832646

>>21811874
>yuri

>> No.21837585 [DELETED] 

>>21832646
what's the matter

>> No.21840956

Haha funny joke

>> No.21844499

>>21837585
yuri is shit

>> No.21849808

I want the source

>> No.21850260

>>21822113
What a cute girl. I don't want to see more of her.

>> No.21855371

I want the Remi to swallow my bitter, stinky semen!

>> No.21860287

>>21855371
Get in the line.

>> No.21860287,1 [INTERNAL] 

fag

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