/jp/ - Otaku Culture

PRAISE THE DEMONS!

What’s the tallest mge species on average?

Protect the shorties

Nothing better than cumming in an alp and creating true monsters.

Whos hyped for EVO?
Wish i was good i fighters so my waifu can support me when i play

>>21806267
Lamia if we count all their body. Dragons in dragon form. Without cheating the amazon I guess.

>hug posting hours

To be honest, I can understand the nervousness that many guys experience in this day and age, but I don't see any need to put real females down. Not because it will damage their feelings, but because it would solidify a stigma that monster girl fans are just seething coping incels. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that fans should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the ordinary cannot supply.

>>21806379
Go away, Lenny.

>>21806404
If she isn't a wurm then what is she?

What's the best way to turn a confident, domineering manticore into an ahegaoing mess?

>>21806406
She's Not A Wurm, duh.

>>21806414
Take the Misato route, and fuck her continuously for a whole week.

>>21806414
Going shoulder deep into her tailpussy while you go shoulder deep into her normal pussy while going balls deep into her asshole.

>>21806414
Fist the tail while thrusting a dildo up her ass while you mating press and kiss her

>>21806423
>Going shoulder deep into her tailpussy
Why have I never thought of this before? I definitely need to see this now.

Very good plan of attack though. I like this option the best

>>21806414
You don't.

How does japan feel about alps?

I just quit my job so you guys better get use to me being around here more

>>21806480
NEET posting is comfy. Lots of time to think about mgs.

>>21806477
The tale of genji is Japan's don Quixote
In one part of it a girl rejects the MC's advances so he then decides to seduce her younger brother , to get back at her I guess.

I want a dom maid to shake me by the shoulders and tell me how to function. Or maybe just a wifeslime to run away with.

>>21806500
Murasaki was a lewd girl.

Alps are starting to appeal to me more.
Help.

Orange slime girls are the best!

>>21806571
Do they smell like orange soda?

>>21806594
It differs depending on who's interacting with her. You might smell orange soda, but someone else might smell chocolate, fresh laundry, bacon, roses, and so on.

>>21806634
Ms. Spider! Kidnapping and/or hostage taking is a federal felony!

>>21806567

>>21806634
Fuck Spiders. Fuck em hard in the cunny!

>>21806567
>help
Here, use this.

>>21806652
Gay.

>>21806567
Remember its not gay if its with a 100% human female body which alps have.

>>21806690
I mean just female as technically mamano arent human, but they are female.

>>21806652
>>21806682
Shoo, get out of here you Alps!

New commission from GreenMarine. Super happy with how it came out!
http://imgur.com/a/tEoSgar

Big haughty vampire mistresses! Who really care about their cute little servant.

>>21806652
>>21806682
Thanks, I'm cured of that sudden strange attraction.

>>21806702
>get out of here you Alps!
But why?

>>21806702
I'll clear them out of here and into my room

>>21806705
Pound the CC Wendi

I do not recognise the bodies in the water. Unless it's a Lava Golem, Ignis and Hellhound boiling away the water to see what's on the lakebed, in which case I'm okay with recognising them.

>>21806702
I want to kiss that cute bitches face before fucking her cute little cunt and molesting her chest as her tits grow into a nice pair of E cups

>Alpfags samefagging

>>21806724
>every post that doesn't agree with me is made by the same person

>>21806702
Alps are near the bottom of the list for me, but I'm so fucking horny and desperate for love that I wouldn't reject one.

>>21806715
Fuck, that one is actually cute.

I signed up for an apprenticeship with a Lich. I thought that the uniform being just a speedo is something I'd just have to get used to, but all she makes me do is pose for her from time to time and make her coffee. Can I file a complaint somewhere?

>>21806702
Someone needs to be a bro and color this

>>21806755
>Fat Alp badonkadonk, now in color!

Do monsters know that no means no?

https://exhentai.org/g/1455633/41d881e743/

>>21806767
Of course they do. They just don't care if you say yes or no. Fuck time is fuck time, and nothing's gonna stop it from happening.

>>21806767
Only if you show it to her you really don't want it.

>>21806705
GreenMarine's style is perfect for your wife, good stuff Wendi guy.

>>21806722
Did anybody remember to milk the clowns?

Big Fluffy Manes.

>>21806722
>I do not recognise the bodies in the water.

>>21806767
Your resistance only makes them wetter.

>>21806772
Dont like the sequel

I wanna hug slimes

>>21806705
Big wendis sure look strong.

>>21806816
What about orange slime? She acts like a dog when horny and she smells like orange soda. Also, just touching her is enough to induce euphoria in you, and it gets stronger the more you hold on.

>like Baphos, Lims, Ratas, Manticores and Kitsunes
>not a power slut tho

>>21806816

>>21806490
>comfy
More like depressing

>>21806799
I'm in love with the lion friend, she's just too hot.

>>21806735
There is only me and you here

>>21806834
Cheap bastard. At least buy me a new MG game.

>>21806722
>>21806803
User CRV is not within acceptable limits.

Where were you when the panda came back?

>>21806848
Work

I love me some fluff spiders

>>21806828
999 is for pure not lewd

>>21806838

>>21806834
>the lower mass face
Shogs are too cute and should be relentlessly spoiled

>>21806855
Doesnt it sometimes freak you out when you realize that there is another living breathing human on the other side responding to you.?

Do you ever wonder why you chose the waifu you chose?

>>21806848
Having sex. I only noticed because someone @'d an entire discord I'm in for...questionable artists and my natural instinct when my phone makes a noise is to grab my dopamine dealer and see why it's crying.

>>21806874
Not really she’s sexy and cute

>>21806874
I'm guessing it's because I'm kinda fucked up in the head.

>>21806874
Nope.

>>21806874
I wonder why she would choose me

>>21806874
>chose

>>21806874
I love slimes, and I love maids. Everything just sort of clicked, whereas before I just really liked this or that.

I bet it would be hard for a regular slime to be a maid

>>21806874
I thought we would share the same interests and she really grew on me.

>>21806929
But can they be housewives?

>>21806942
With a Hellhound, the heating bills are down. Also, I rarely have to use the gas stove to cook anymore. Her abs will do the job better.

>>21806929
As long as they tried their best I would appreciate them all the same.

>>21806874
No. I grew up helping out my grand parents as often as I could on a dairy that over time slowly died which lead to it converting to a crop farm for corn then a commercial farm for basedbeans all while they kept and cared for the holsts(the cows not the mamano) they still had till they slowly died off because while my grandpa would cuss at them when they didn't get into the barn fast enough and how he'd crack them on the head when they were young to teach them to not steal the other calves milk he cried when it was time to slaughter and from the day they were born till the day they died they weren't pets they were family members and caring for them wasn't a chore it was a joy.
I was cornered into waifuing holsts since day one.

>>21806837
She's the leader of the bunch, you know her well!

>>21806929
I'm sure after her shift she would need my help to get debris out of her slime

>>21806831
Ratas are extremely powerful!

>>21806979
Rata-chan! Messenger of the Gods!

>>21806929
Orange slimes are better!

>>21806996
>Genki Orange Slime who describes her flavor as: 'Outrageous Orange™'

>>21806874
I don't have a specific waifu, but I understand why I like all the mamono species I really like.

>>21806996
Parasite slimes are better!

>>21807001
She likes to tickle you! She's cute! And funny!

>>21807006
Orange parasite slimes are even better!

>>21807014
I won't disagree!

>>21806259

>>21806996
*purple

>>21807049
I want a demon to call my handwriting "cute".

And to watch her read a list of my fetishes.

I want a rainbow slime

>>21807076
>rainbow

>>21806259
Do devils count?

>>21807093
the devil is in the details

>>21807076
found the alp

>>21807087
>>21807104
Whats wrong with having a slime that changes color randomly or based on the day/weather or emotions

>>21806705
Your waifu is super stylish for a feral coat lady.

>>21806890
I want to see an octopus girl serving takoyaki.

>>21807049
What would happen if you suddenly came up with your own contract and she had to sign it first?

>>21806751
Ask for to do extra services.

>>21807143
like?

>>21807171
What she wants you to do.

>>21807173
I wonder what kind of games a Titania would enjoy playing. Definitely comfy things like Harvest Moon and cutesy RPGs that aren't too violent, maybe some Mario Kart for multiplayer.

>>21807130

>>21807202
One pus killed another and cooked it for her love.
I wonder if pus-girls bully squids.

>>21807196
Are you implying a Titania can't do sick air juggles?

>>21807209
Take a look at her tentacles. She didn't get the takoyaki from another scylla.

What if I accidentally Bees?
What if Bees could live in any hollow area?
What if Bees were secret agents?
What if you and Bees had highly different taste in music?

>>21807225
How busy am I today that I missed that?
I still want to see them bully squids.

>>21807227
I'm worried about bees. They say bees die around those 5G towers.

>>21807102
Can I be in the devil's details?

>>21807230
What if Bees had fetishes?

>>21807210
I'd think they'd get put off by the blood, guns and protagonist-impaling in most character action games, but maybe there's some gap moe in them being puffy-cheek miffed you think they're so childish. Or maybe Titanias are just real Tekken fiends.

>>21807237
She wants to peg you with the stinger?
Fudge, I'm starting to think like /jp/ now.

>>21807240
>Your Titanee will never be a master of street fighter.

>>21807244
>she quotes bee movie while hammering your prostate

>>21807254
>>21807244
NOPE

>>21807246
>gives a wide, closed eye smile and a peace sign every time she perfects you
>she perfects you a lot

What if bees wrote a travelogue?
What if the travelogue was just bees?
What if you eloped with bees?
What if you served refreshments to bees?
What if someone mentions bees?
What if bees formed a religion?
What if that religion involved clockwork bees?

>>21807187
Pose for her and make her coffee?

>>21807269
Cutest Waifu

What would you build with a gremlin?

>>21807274
What if bees were called cees?
What if they were yellow and black instead of black and yellow?
What if their stingers actually were little tickle feathers, the kind you put on a stick to play with a kitty cat?
What if bees worked construction and flew construction materials up to help in building skyscrapers?
What if bees invaded the vatican and killed all the pedos, then revitalized Christianity with honey flavored communion wafers?
What if bees played basketball, but were allowed to fly?
What if bees played hockey, but used their stingers augmented with the end of a hockey stick?
What if bee racing was as popular as NASCAR?
What if the next Call of Duty game was Modern Beefare: Death to Thots 7?
What if the starship Enterprises was crewed by bees?
What if all bees were jedis?
And what if you mixed the DNA of a bee with a frog?

>>21807307
suicide booth

>>21807334
I suddenly have this urge to cum deep inside her golden folds

>>21807334
One of my waifus has a womb tattoo
It's not the one you'd think

>>21807329
Delete this.

She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money
She gets it on like the easter bunny
She's my baby
I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go

>>21807363
its really just a room with shikibus in it

>>21807363
If I had a shortstack Gremlin that had massive tits, I'd breed her.

>>21807370
Shiki's work is racist propaganda.

>>21807365
Cowgirl!

>>21807307
A family.

>"snake" bondage
Danbooru pls

>>21807274
>>21807313

>>21807427
automaton kids are nice

>>21807464
Slippery snake

>>21807517
Somethings off about these monsters

>>21807173
hey now careful with that colorful alp shit

>>21807014
This anon is correct.

Would sandworms enjoy listening to Shai Hulud?
https://youtu.be/N5picftBPqU

>tfw no platonic alp bro to hang out with

>>21807533
>alp
That's a titania and her fairy subjects you dumbass.

>>21807468
I always wanted a cheerful, strongfat bumblebee girl with plenty of fuzz

>>21807564
I'd feel pity for Alps if it wasn't for the trapfags that would inevitably worship them.

>>21807583
I admit that I like reverse traps sometimes, and alps appeal to that.

>>21807589
Kiki with chest bindings in a butler outfit.

>>21807579
looks pretty gay with all those colors

>>21807564
>platonic
you dick

>>21807598
That sounds really cute.

>>21807604
How? How's it any different from having any other mamono as a platonic friend?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead remember that dire girls require larger than average beds so prepare appropriately.

>>21807608
Not him but blueballing someone who Alped for you by friendzoning them on the other side of the transformation is a dick move.

>>21807640
Who's to say she alped for me? It could be an alp bro I met entirely post-alpification.

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

>>21807664
Sandworms are the best

Who needs mamono mana when you have science?

>>21807649
Doesn't make sense they'd be too busy playing halo with their husband and getting railed for that sort of thing.

>>21807664
If I was going to live like trailer trash in a mobile home it'd be with a vampire mosquito but sandworm is a close second.

>>21807689
Sandworm IS the mobile home.

>>21807683
Why not Neuromancy, perfect blend of gremlin technology and mamano magic?

>>21807684
Good thing I've never played Halo, then!

>>21807701
I'm aware. I guess I could paint a confederate flag on her shell or something

I want to butler for a kiki

>>21807702
But don't gremlins use magic in their technology already?

>>21807689
what about neetbug?

>>21807703
Don't worry. They'll get you into it and up to speed in no time. By that night you'll be doing skull runs on mythic.

>>21807714
It's a reference, on several levels, anon.

>>21807718
I don't know what that means, but I'm guessing it's something impressive. I've almost never even touched a FPS before, and never played an Xbox. Are alps that good of teachers?

Draw on the count of three

>>21807745
But she's already drawn? What a cheater

>>21807758
No she wants you to draw her cool pose

I'm so happy I got this wife picture on my birthday! How does your wife help you celebrate your birthday?

>>21807796
Your wife looks great in everything.
Who's the artist?

>>21807796
She cute

DO IT NOW.

>>21807845
My hands are going two places, her crotch and her mouth

>>21807845
How do I do that?

>>21807093
Yes.

>>21807816
https://www.instagram.com/soduki/

>>21807845
But what if you're busy? Delaying another week or so couldn't hurt.

What kind of monstergirl would you raise with your waifu

>>21807796
Cute bunny. My wife would give me a gift, we'd do something special for dinner like go out with our friends or make something that needs more preparation, and have sex.

>>21807864
What kind of praise does she desire of me?

>>21806874
Because she caters to my every fetish and is the only race that I imagine could have the personality I invision. Rats have the best personalities and have versatile body types!

>>21807796
>>21807869
Mind letting a brother know who did this picture too?

What would a delinquent haku be like

>>21807918
>Rats
Read that as Ratas for a second.

Instead of upsetting monster girls with sad songs, what if you tried to make them happy with romantic songs? https://youtube.com/watch?v=jRFlhRvMJAw

>>21807930
https://twitter.com/EzzyEcchi They did the first wife picture I got!

>>21807937
If normal Hakus are like walking encyclopedias, then they’re like walking Anarchist Cookbooks

>>21806414
Fuck off mdomfag

>>21806874
There are a couple species of mamono I really like, but my tastes fluctuate too often for me to have a waifu. A few are consistently near the top, though.

>>21807960
What kind of haku is like a walking Voynich Manuscript?

>>21807950
But I want to make them sad.

>>21807974
Haku that ate Shog jelly

Uh, oh, Anon, you've tries sneaking out of school through a hole in the fence but are now stuck. Who's the first monster girl to find you?
>Hellhound delinquents: they'll rifle through your pockets before they jokingly grab your dick only to find it's hard from their teasing
>Baphomet history class president: she'll agree to pull you out but only if you join her Sabbath and promise to be her partner for the next club meeting
>Yandere mantis: she cuts you free then demands you reward her from saving you from some ugly slut that'd undoubtedly use you like a cum pump, of course she never actually said any of that she just sort of implied it through her piercing gaze
>Kikimora home ecs teacher: She helps you out right away and never even questions why you're there in the first place, of course she also has to make sure you're okay so she demands to take you to the nurse, then back to her class so she can make you some food since you've stuck there for god knows how long in reality you were only stuck for 5 minutes till she found you
>Demon prefect: she pulls you out right away only to restrain you against the fence and list off every rule you've broken since 2nd grade, you're disturb by how much she knows till she interrupts that thought by saying she'll make sure you'll have detention for the rest of the year unless you sign this apology letter she happily written up for you and give it to the principle aka her mother
>Creepy oomukade classmate: she's been with you since kindergarten and the day you shared your box of 64 color crayons, from that day on she's been by your side, or 25 feet trailing behind your side, either way she might just take this as the perfect oportunity to express her feelings for you. All alone, quiet and most importantly you can't really say "No"
>Shoggoth groundskeeper: she's actually the fence and closed around you hoping for you to learn a lesson after someone came by, but since no one has shown up for a while she decides to take your punishment into her own hands.

>>21807950
Nothing makes a Yeti happier than cuddling to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9-TDylOlzg

>>21807937
Short fuse, aggressive way of speaking, but a protective mother hen to all her underlings that makes sure they only get into a little mischief instead of serious trouble. Would probably be a better student if not for her non-existent patience, but is very knowledgeable about any topic she personally finds interesting. Will protect you from oni and manticore bullies, but once they run off will still casually call you a nerd.

>>21807994
Kikimora.

>>21807994
Kiki is too good to pass up

>>21807869
>Instagram
That's like linking to facebook nigger

>>21807950
I always loved songs with sad or melancholic feels in them, I wonder any MGs would share my taste in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NynkFRDlWtY

>>21807994
I'm gonna lick the fence!

>>21808070
Some kind of code?

>>21808070
How do I learn to understand mofu?

>>21807994
I let the cute baph know that I was interested in her Sabbath but was too shy to bring it up.

>>21808070
>>21808075
>>21808083
I fear LN has been abducted by the Mofu Mafia.

>>21807994
The oomukade seems nice

>>21808083
"MOther FUcker"
They're really thuggish.

Consider the following: Mofu flavored tofu.

>>21808110
Step aside I have my VIP membership right here

What is the appeal of mofu?

>>21808114
Mofu

>>21808103
That happened a long time ago anon.

>>21808114
Having the qualities of mofu.

>>21808068
I think most undead would be into that sort of thing, with the exceptions of Pharaohs, Zombie Dragons and Vampires.

>>21808116
>>21808120
The appeal is an absolute intrinsic property of mofu?

>>21808127
Mofu is itself. It is an ideal quality.
Kitsune-bi are elementals after all.

>Poison

>>21808134
That makes sense, but what is the draw?
The only mofu mamono that I'm really drawn towards are ratas and tanuki.

>>21808138
Venom

>>21808141
Comfort, really.
Just as much so for the spirit as the body.

Halt, evildoer.

>>21808145
I can see that, yeah.

>>21808145
>"Alright, gonna fluff your soul now."

>>21808147
I'll halt if you tell me what evil I have done to need halting.

>>21808163
These are the true fruits of the Runya branch's research.

>>21808138

>>21808164
literally for having a penis

>>21808164
Being a virgin, obviously.

>>21808125
Cool. Nothing more comfy than spending your evening listening to sad songs while cuddling with your ded waifu

>>21808163
>>21808166
Is Runya looking for onii-chans to snuggle and lewd lolis?

>>21807994
shoggoth for sure. I want her to form a cump pump with her body before forcing me to eat her out.

>>21806848
Here. I'm always here.

>>21808176
>implying

>>21808173
And what's the punishment?

I think monsters should be protected and spoiled

>>21808189
Give them treats!

>>21808183
>And what's the punishment

snibbity snab

>>21807994
What happens if I sheepishly hand Mantis-chan a paper with a list of my fetishes?

>>21808194
I'm pretty sure castration violates whatever the MGE equivalent to the Geneva Convention is.

>>21808202
leave now, and never come back.

Fat foxes.

>>21808205
3d women also like monstergirls and some would rush to the portals to become a monstter

>>21808224
yeah, so?

Considering trying to write something, but having some indecision over a few things.

>Self-insert with waifu, or come up with some characters specifically for the narrative?
>Isekai or "mamono are real and just hiding"?
>Write about one of my favorite mamono, or try and write about one I feel iffy on to try and sort my feelings out?
>How much lewd to include?

>>21808224
I wont dispute that, but I find it hard to believe cosplayers would be those women however.

>>21808233
That means more monstergirls, obviously.

>>21808243
Is that the wurm rape face?
Does that mean someone is going to become a wurm's foreverial bestest friend?

>>21808245
No, this is a wurm rapeface.

>>21808251
I want to watch a wurm lay eggs!

>>21807994
I'd just do what I did when that actually happened to me.
Summon that special tard strength that comes with sheer panic that rips muscles from tendons, push upwards with all my 5 year old might, and proceed to slowly doggy walk backwards as the edges of my vision go black and the rest gets tinted a nice shade of red.
That's what the cool kids did because now they have horrific scars going down their entire back they can claim came from a bear and it honestly looks bad enough they believe it.
All you sucker's are just going to get raped.

>>21808239
Pocket Succ can help!

>>21808269
So what you're saying is I should just take the next masturbatory fantasy I have and type it up before I fap?

Would an art fairy like blue prints or autocad drawings? I know they aren't that artsy but still

>>21808275
yes

>>21808210
less fat fax

>>21808224
Why does this turn me on?

>>21808282
If it looks sufficiently "artsy", maybe.

>>21808254
i could easily masturbate to closeups of mg's laying eggs

>>21808282
Only if the blueprint is hand drawn, properly apportioned, and scaled accordingly.

I want a pharaoh to share my inside jokes with. One that understands what I mean when I say END YOUR FUCKING TURN JEAN

>>21808285

I want to hug a flat holst

>>21808297
I'm convinced that the "Clear Mind" ability is just common sense, and it's so uncommon there that it needs to be divinely bestowed by a god-dragon.

>read through every profile
>multiple times
>still not certain which mamono is my favorite
How is it so easy for other people?

>>21808292

Gonna fluff monster tails

>>21808312
We are perverts, some more than others, like me

>>21808312
It's not a race.

>>21808316

Would your waifu grow a fluffy tail for you

>>21808291
It occurs to me that there may have been a jubjub whose humpty egg hatched before it even left her body

>>21808325
What do you mean?

>>21808323
I'm a pervert too, no doubt. But how does that help you decide?

>>21808305
I can buy that. Given that their power source is literally linked to emotions and the difficulty of trying to focus while driving, being able to maintain common sense is important. Where’s my Crimson Wurm to encourage me to grow?

>>21808269
I'd never trust a succubus with anything. I've seen enough doujins to know that they're all killers.

>>21808312
It’s a negative way of doing it, but have you considered working backwards and seeing what your least favorites are?

>>21808334
I mean there's no rush.
Just keep an open mind, and keep in mind that your ideal may be somewhat off-standard for a species.

>>21808340
Those doujins are all propaganda made by the Order.

>>21808334
People that already know their tastes have no trouble when it comes to compatibility, or making one work, open minded also
>What are harems
Some people are just massive sluts, like me

I want to hold hands with an order priestess who is slowly being transformed

>>21808343
I know the ones I dislike for certain, and the ones I have uncertain/mixed feelings about - liking some aspects a lot, but disliking others just as much. There's even a decently-sized pool of mamono I really, really like, but I struggle to narrow it down, and my tastes oscillate across the pool regularly.

>>21808344
Most of the mamono I really like aren't too popular. Only one that is popular, as far as I know, is ratatoskr.

>have literally never had a waifu

>>21808349
You're a fuckin faggot, dude.

>>21808346
I know my tastes. But they change rapidly.
And even my top few change, and the pool of mamono that I shuffle around through is way too large for any reasonable harem dynamic.

>>2180836
>they change rapidly
Then you don’t know your fucking tastes

>>21808362
How so?

>>21808362
NO U.

Play video games with monsters

>>21808369
What I mean is, I know what I like, but how much I like any given thing that I like varies from time to time in relation to other things I like.

>>21808359
Cute wino goat.

>>21808312
Just think of what monstergirl you would like living with most. Would you rather go adventuring or live a quiet life? What would you like to spend your time doing or where do you want to live? What kind of personality and quirks could you see yourself living with? This is how I got my favorite.

I want a tsundere monster to take a liking to me

>>21808382
>Would you rather go adventuring or live a quiet life?
Either a quiet life, or that of a ruler.

>What would you like to spend your time doing or where do you want to live?
Running a demon realm kingdom or NEETing it up and just spending my time playing music and reading about magic and studying the supernatural.

>What kind of personality and quirks could you see yourself living with?
Here's the tricky part. There are a wide variety here, some of which are mutually exclusive.

>>21808374
What kind of video games?

>>21806254

Around a monster when it doubt whip it out

Monsters in uniform!

>>21808400
>or that of a ruler

>>21808447

>>21808400
I think, personalitywise, I'd like a girl that's some combination of:

>Playful
>Gentle
>Home-making
>Sisterly
>Childish, but capable of being serious if needed

>>21808448
Grapesnakes are pretty nice. I think I like Khepri more, though.

>>21808400
So just go through different scenarios in your head with different girls. Things might click eventually.

>>21808450

>>21808454
I'd like to see a group of graped khepri

>>21808469
is it just me or is she slightly smug?

>>21808466
That's what I do, but some of them "tie" in my head. Like, multiple different things click at the same time.

>>21808469
Titanias are pretty great.

I also don't have a waifu, what I fear most is that I would end up the biggest manslut there is like those girls in mind break doujins.

>>21808312
I just decide my monsters on what I perceive their level of domming to be

>>21808488
One of my more common fantasies is a group of Khepri reverse gangraping me while their leader/oldest sister gently caresses me and feeds me the demonic energy by facesitting me whenever I get tired, before returning to holding me in place lovingly, while her younger sisters let out all their pent up lust on my cock, leaving me an ahegao's mindbroken manslut for beetle pussy before the incubization helps me recover and reach a new level of clarity, so I can be a king that they're proud to call husband.

Undead girls make my heart beat

>>21808498
*ahegao'd, my bad.

>>21808239
Write about yourself and your waifu and make it as lewd as she goes. Lay yourself bare!

>>21808506
>as lewd as she goes
I don't think this thread would want that.
Some of my kinks are taboo here.

>>21808313
I love this passionate artiste!

>>21808512
I can understand that.

Hug the smug when they want fug

>>21808560
Looks too manly for me

>>21808560
I can't fight that.

>>21808560
I wanna do horrible perverted things to a Hellhound cake that forgot about her instincts

Reminder that it's still illegal for monster girls to fuck you without consent. However, it's legal for them to fuck you until they receive consent.

>>21808587
Is it legal to rape a single mamono?

Would a snakegirl with two tails be able to walk on them like legs?

>>21808593
The punishment is being forced to marry her.

>>21808593
That's a trick question since the law is written so it's not rape if you do it to a single mamnono. Just involuntary courtship.

>>21808600
Not much of a punishment, now is it?

>>21808604
Now that I think about it, Alices and Mandragoras only find men by being raped, so that makes sense.

>>21808611
>Not much of a punishment, now is it?
It is if you don't want to do it.
This is why many low-quality monsters try to bully you to provoke you into putting it in and being forced to marry her.

>>21808469
>Thank you my dear Fairy Knight, for keeping my realm safe.

>>21808571
Androgynous girls are cute!

>>21808625
But what if I rape someone top-quality, like a shirohebi or a familiar?
It's not like an alp or oni could trick me into raping them.

>>21806874
Pettanko, loli, big mofu. I like the idea of her being high and mighty in her writing, but easily flustered and cute in reality.

>>21808648
>what if I rape someone top-quality
Do you think they will allow it? If you manage to put your dick inside one, she wants you to do it.

>>21808658
But she probably also realizes I have a rape fetish, so if she wants me to do it, she'd likely indulge me.

>>21808662
Yes, that's exactly what would happen.
She'd scream and cry and pretend to struggle but deep inside you know she wants you and is in complete control.

>>21808673
I'm perfectly fine with that.
I'd even be fine if, part of the way through, she turned the rape around.

>>21808683
You rape for the first round, she rapes you five times afterwards.

>>21808697
I don't know if that'd be more enjoyable with a shirohebi or a familiar, but both sound amazing.

>>21808571
Your loss.

>>21808698
Def Shirohebi.

Would you like her to rape you hard immediately to "get revenge on" you and then mellow out, or start gentle and get more intense with each round?

>>21808716
Start gentle ("Oh! I've found a husband! Yay!"), get more intense if any other mamono are nearby, as a way of claiming me as hers.

>>21808715

>>21808741
Muscle maids best maids

>>21807994
Mantis or hellhound

>>21808741
>spill something
>she puts you in a headlock

>>21808899
>Haahn?! You gonna clean up that or what?! You shitty punk?!

>>21808899
>She needs to vacuum the couch your sitting on
>Rather than telling you to move or doing it later she just lift the couch with no issue and starts cleaning under it

>>21808920
>>21808926
>>21808899
>>21808741
Who'd win in a fight
Muscle Kiki or Muscle Shog

>>21808961
Mastah

I want to get black out drunk and do something weird
Something like beating a high orc but nobody will tell me how i did it.

>>21808499
Blue Moon, you saw me standing alone, without a love of my own?

>>21808961
Muscle Roomba.

>>21808978
Gremlin no

>>21808978
Muscle robots are cheating! You can just give them the perfect body without them doing any work!

>>21809008
Extreme sports with robot girls!

>>21808560

I want to live in this image's world.

>>21809070
I want to work for this law firm.

>>21809108
Ace Attorney but Monster Girls?

>>21809110
Rather, as their wall repairer.

>>21809120
Oh that rascally spider cow demon!

>>21809126
I want to be the rascally cow demon's stress ball!

>>21809108
>>21809120
>>21809130
So what do we know about this law firm?

>>21809141
Well, Ms. Ushi is quite the amazon, while Mr. Pally QC is a heavy drinker, even if he can't keep up with Ms. Oni.

>>21806874
Not really. I love everything about the Night Gaunt. The transformation, the latex, the kuudere personality, and submissive nature. There were other breeds I liked before she came out but the Night Gaunt is everything I would want in a wife.

>>21809147
I'm sure the school swimsuit doesn't hurt.

>>21809145
>private investigator
So the Oni is a hard-boiled detective?

>>21809166
Ushi Oni, rather. But yes, Ushi Oni are masters of stealth!