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>> No.21796113

Bully the shorties!

>> No.21796114

tentacles fog my spectacles

>> No.21796116
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>>21796113
Bully the manlets!

>> No.21796119

>>21796110
>Anyone else feel a chill?

>> No.21796122
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>>21796113
I want to bully a Troll's asshole

>> No.21796129

The reason why Childhood Friend scenarios are so popular, is because it lets you put you and your wife together in a childish scenario without worrying about logistics, like having a sleepover or visiting her everyday after school/work.

>> No.21796130

>>21796129
But they never win?

>> No.21796131

How does one platonically befriend a Lim

>> No.21796133

>>21796130
That’s a meme that can be handwaved by MAMANOMANA

>> No.21796136

>>21796130
That's because human girls are weak-willed.

>> No.21796140

I love Khepris! I want to be a kind and just king that they're all proud to be queen-servants to!

>> No.21796141

>>21796131
Marry one of her friends.

>> No.21796151
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>>21796141
What if I want to stay single?

>> No.21796152

>Ghost girl silently haunting you
>Fills your head with her lewd fantasies.
>Traces her hands against your chest
>Lightly kisses your cheek
>Likes to hug your head affectionately.

>> No.21796155

>>21796129
I can visualize a million more fantastic scenarios more easily than having a childhood friend.

>> No.21796172
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>>21796152
>Nightmare gives you lewd dreams
>Ghost also tries to give you lewd dreams
>Both begin fighting over who gets to jerk you off in your dreams

>> No.21796173

>>21796155
K

>> No.21796174

You just know your daughteru would become lewd

>> No.21796180
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Sheepgirls are nice. They'd make fantastic bedbuddies.

>> No.21796187
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>>21796174
Boy do I!

>> No.21796188

>>21796180
0 to 3 and 5 seem nice

>> No.21796190

>>21796174
Once she's old enough to overpower and rape me that's just nature taking its course. Has to be adopted as well.

>> No.21796197

Big titty harem!
Small and Tall girls with huge mammaries!

>> No.21796203
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>>21796188
I like them all desu.

>> No.21796205

Tallflat hellhound that's even more aggressive to compensate

>> No.21796212

>>21796180
7>5>6
Hime cuts should be mandatory.

>> No.21796213

>>21796180
I desire 9 because big is best

>> No.21796215

>>21796174
She'd join the harem, and share me with her mother and her aunts and her half-sister cousins, like a good princess!

>> No.21796219

>>21796180
2 > 5 > 1

>> No.21796221
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>>21796205
Chubby tall nerdhound that gets sick of being bullied and becomes biggest bully around

>> No.21796222

>>21796174
Better than her becoming a 30 year old crazy cat lady

>> No.21796226

>>21796174
You say that like I'm not getting bribed by her childhood friend to keep out of his way

>> No.21796229

>>21796221
Does she at least lose her stutter and lisp?

>> No.21796231

>>21796180
9 or 4

>> No.21796234

How can a monster be cute and lewd at the same time?

>> No.21796238

>>21796234
Familiar

>> No.21796241
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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76014461

>> No.21796243
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>>21796234
Hot cocoa to put you to sleep for cuddlerape

>> No.21796244

>>21796234
I can't find a girl sexy unless she's also adorable.

>> No.21796251

>>21796172
A ghost who looks like that would be immediately met with some questions
>So you don't need to eat or breathe?
>...and you don't have any circulation to worry about?
>Are there any materials you can't move through?

>> No.21796254

>>21796222
Cheshire cakes need love too.

>> No.21796260
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>>21796172
Always bet on horsepussy.

>> No.21796262

>>21796254
>Everybody used to like my jokes...
>You still think I'm funny, right anon?

>> No.21796263

>>21796151
Impossible for prolonged exposure to lilims. Stay around them long enough and you'll end up well fucked on way or the other.

>> No.21796276
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I love dragon girls with a fiery passion.

>> No.21796277

>>21796172
>keep dreaming about lolis

>> No.21796288

>>21796262
>Shortstack meaty cheshire
Gonna lewd.

>> No.21796294

>>21796276
I love dragon girls but I don't know if my pelvis is strong enough.

>> No.21796300

>>21796263
I feel like it's possible to be stubborn enough to reject her advances, rape or no rape. Would her mom get mad if you kept rejecting her?

>> No.21796309
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>>21796294
Don't worry, while dragon girls are excellent fighters some of them can be pretty shy when it comes to love and sex.

>> No.21796348
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>> No.21796349

>>21796262
She's still my funny girl no matter how old she is

>> No.21796353

Lizards are cuties

>> No.21796356

>>21796309
would it be hard to eat ass with tail in the way

>> No.21796360

>>21796348
Every time this is posted, I've wanted a banshee a little more.

>> No.21796363

>>21796348
I wish I could make a banshee not cry but smile

>> No.21796366

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be careful at the gym.
Wolfus work out in packs and you may find some gathering about you

>> No.21796369

>>21796366
I'd rather exercise at home. Maybe an ochi could help me.

>> No.21796371

>>21796366
But at least they're masterworks all.

>> No.21796376
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>>21796366
Thank goodness I don't go to the gym

>> No.21796377

>>21796369
>Eager bodyguard noises.

>>21796371
Well yeah, even the runt is ripped.

>> No.21796381

>>21796376
Just means you now have to deal with shitposting wolfus online

>> No.21796385

>>21796309
Sure she make be nervous at first, but she will get used to it eventually and sooner or later awaken or beastial lust.

>> No.21796386

>>21796381
Canines can't find me over the internet!

>> No.21796389
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>>21796356
Possibly, but thick tails are also a bonus.

>> No.21796394

>>21796386
They can smell you based on your shitposting

>> No.21796401

>>21796381
They have no power here.

>> No.21796413
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>>21796394
>Implying lonely NEET tanuki wouldn't use her parent's fortune to bribe your ISP and give her your IP adress and private search history
>Implying she wouldn't message you on steam and tell you about how depraved your search history is before listing off each website you visited and tags you searched
>Before she tells you she's into it all and would be more than willing to fulfill your degenerate dreams

>> No.21796421

>>21796413
Why is this so hot?
Why do I want this so much?

>> No.21796424

>>21796413
If she told me she was into that stuff I would delete all accounts and fling myself at the nearest other MG.

>> No.21796435

>>21796413
I'm into tall flat tanuki with big fat tails

>> No.21796440

>>21796413
That sounds better than my version where a raccoon digs through the dumpster looking for used tissues, eventually hunting me down like some reversed version of cinderella

>> No.21796459

>>21796413
>implying she wouldn't nope the fuck out of there.

>> No.21796481
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>>21796413
Even the slightly gay shit?

>> No.21796486

>>21796481
>hfw when she finds out anon fantasizes about wearing cute frilly dresses

>> No.21796487

>>21796413
>NEET tanuki spies on your browsing history and tries to seduce you online via appealing to your dirtiest fantasies
>genki rata spies on your browsing history through her network of connections to find your sweet, sappy, romantic fantasies
>rivals the tanuki by trying to appeal to your heart

>> No.21796492

>>21796487
>Gremlin skips all the shit and hacks you
>Finds out your location
>Rapes you before anyone else gets there first

>> No.21796509

>>21796492
>both the tanuki and rata know I'm into threesomes from their research
>neither is disheartened, and both redouble their efforts
>end up in a comfy harem with all three
>gremlin raping all three of us as she pleases
>tanuki and I indulging in /d/egeneracy together
>ratatoskr and I being sickeningly sweet together

>> No.21796517

A dragon's love is worth more than any hoard in the world

>> No.21796520

>>21796129
>The reason why Childhood Friend scenarios are so popular, is because it lets you put you and your wife together in a childish scenario
This only kicks the explanation can down the road, though. Why do people *want* to put their personal sex-monster in a "childish scenario"?
Are you telling me that Childhood Friend Anons are just closeted Daughteru Fucker Anons?

>> No.21796521

>>21796520
No because you don't fuck when young unlike the daughteru fuckers who do fuck a young

>> No.21796527

>>21796486
Hey man, there's nothing wrong with wanting to look pretty while you make love to your hot monster wife.

>> No.21796529

>>21796440
But Tanukis are not raccoons?

>> No.21796530

>>21796521
>No because you don't fuck when young
Speak for yourself fucko

>> No.21796531

>>21796521
>No because you don't fuck when young unlike the daughteru fuckers who do fuck a young
This is only making it *less* comprehensible. It's a waifu fantasy where you *don't* get to fuck them? So now you're telling me that Childhood Friend Anons are closeted NTR Anons?

>> No.21796533

>>21796520
>>21796521
>ywn experience a mamono version of Mujaki no Rakuen

>> No.21796535
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>> No.21796537

>>21796529
And tlacuaches aren’t possums, your point?

>> No.21796539

>>21796520
Because you want your wife to have been there that time you skinned the hell out of your knee and nobody cared, or played dumb videogames all night because you didn't have to wake up early the next day, etc. It's a quiet, comy, nostalgic sort of "best friends" love rather than an elaborate and dramatic courtship.

>> No.21796542

>>21796531
No you dumb fuck you still fuck the childhood friend just not when you two are young you wait until you are older

>> No.21796549

>>21796129
I like the idea because it's fated. It's the perfect fate. For your entire lives you've known each other, been each other's best friend. You know each other better than anyone else. Practically never in your life have you ever been separated from each other. She's always been your other half. You shared ALL of your 'firsts' together. It's all around the best romantic story. A story that no one here will ever experience no matter how much they wish it to. Even if MGs became real, you still would never experience it.

>> No.21796553

>>21796537
American raccoons and tanukis are not even of same family, they won't go through your dumpsters

>> No.21796563

>>21796487
What if the news squirrel finds out I'm looking for ice girls? Will she change into a snow Rata to suit my needs?

>> No.21796566

>>21796549
>you still would never experience it.
But a mindflayer can make you think you did

>> No.21796567

>>21796549
But if you were born into that situation you'd have no real appreciation for it.

>> No.21796571

>>21796487
>genki rata spies on your browsing history through her network of connections to find your sweet, sappy, romantic fantasies
>rivals the tanuki by trying to appeal to your heart
That might actually get me, not gonna lie.

>> No.21796573

>>21796549
>spoiler
This. My biggest beef with the childhood friend fantasy is, you are who you are due to your specific past experiences, at least in a major way. If you were somehow able to go back and do it all over again with your waifu, would you really be 'you' after your experiences start to deviate and you start developing around them instead of your old ones?

>>21796567
This too.

>> No.21796578

>>21796573
>>21796533

>> No.21796583

>>21796578
I don't know what that is anon.

>> No.21796585

>>21796573
This guy gets it

>> No.21796588

>>21796563
She'll investigate to try and find the root cause of the reason.
If it's something she could try and at the least emulate, she'll try her darnedest, but if not, she'd be a bit sad, but wouldn't bother pursuing you. She might point a chilly lass in your direction, though.

>> No.21796590

>>21796566
>go to a mindflayer with your inari wife to get yourselves inserted into each other's memories
>everything seems normal, appointment is going well
>get to the "fights that seemed important at the time but now you look back on and laugh at how childish it was" (the mindflayer is very thorough)
>decide that you played Mario Party at a sleepover once, the full round game, and it got heated
>both of you laugh, and at the exact time tell the mindflayer "of course, I ended up winning, but that's not important"
>both of you immediately stop laughing, make eye contact, eyes narrow
>wordlessly, you both leave the in-progress appointment, go back to your house, and both fish out your childhood N64s
>the contest begins with the discussion of whether to use her Japanese N64+game or your Western one, and just escalates from there
>poor mindflayer goes home to her husband and admits she just doesn't understand couples these days

>> No.21796600

>>21796583
Loli ecchi manga about a guy who gets his mind transported back into his body in elementary school. Surprisingly sweet.

>> No.21796622

>>21796600
I see. I don't feel like that'd be very authentic. I mean, I certainly would really hate to go back to my childhood, even if it were with my waifu.

>> No.21796628

>>21796622
As would I, and the protag had a pretty miserable childhood as well (neglectful parents, fujo cousin that molests his ass, difficulty making friends); but a good chunk of the plot is him using his experience from the future to fix his problems and give himself the childhood he wished he could've had.

>> No.21796632

>>21796628
>using his experience from the future to fix his problems and give himself the childhood he wished he could've had.
If only it were that easy.

>> No.21796635

>>21796628
I don't know man, big parts of my childhood were pretty much doomed to fail.

>> No.21796638

>>21796632
I feel you there, but there are quite a few moments in my childhood where I could've prevented the downward slope of my adolescence by just being less meek or more aware.

>> No.21796654
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I want a clingy mouse sister who gets jealous whenever she sees me with anyone else!

>> No.21796657

>>21796549
>A story that no one here will ever experience no matter how much they wish it to. Even if MGs became real, you still would never experience it.
Sounds like someone's never tried Wonderland-brand shotafication cookies

>> No.21796658

>>21796600
But how would the whole 'monstergirls accepted into human society' work?

>> No.21796660
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>> No.21796669

>>21796366
The only sport I am good at is swimming.

>> No.21796677

>>21796638
My childhood is something I only remember vaguely. I think it was pretty ordinary I'm getting older so that doesn't help.

>> No.21796694
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I wanna start a dairy farm!

>> No.21796699

>>21796658
It'd be fucking crazy
Part of it depends on how many mgs appear at once
I anyways write about them slowly coming out of nature's wood work, and the government segregating them into a small area (that is getting increasingly crowded), which becomes MGC

>> No.21796704

>>21796694
Can neighbors get free milk?

>> No.21796709

>>21796122
trolls are underrated

>> No.21796718

>>21796694
I'll buy milk wholesale to upcharge at my store!
I'll even discount potions for you!

>> No.21796723

>>21796658
I mean, my ideal alt universe has monstergirls appearing somewhere around the 1940's-50's and slowly integrating into human society so the world is the ultimate comfy blend of familiar human stuff and neat sexy monster stuff during my lifetime.

>> No.21796738

>>21796590
>AI beats both of them

>> No.21796772

I want to smoke my lungs away with a nura

>> No.21796780
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>>21796704
>free
filthy commie
>>21796718
>upcharge
filthy capitalist

>> No.21796795

>>21796780
I need to make a profit somehow! How else am I going to attract a cute Tanuki?

>> No.21796800

>>21796795
Sell Tanuki milk?

>> No.21796813

Kooky Tanuki is very very spooky

>> No.21796819

Would you take your monster waifu out to a shooting range? What gun would she use or own?

>> No.21796820
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>>21796116
I will not be bullied. Through the power of my low center of gravity I will tackle big girls and tip Holsts.

>> No.21796822

>>21796819
Guns are pretty mondo gay anon.

>> No.21796824

>>21796800
I mean upcharging. Can't make a profit if you don't sell for more than you bought it for.
And how can I get a Tanuki to notice me if I can't even do that?

>> No.21796831
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>>21796694
Me too. Maybe throw in a vineyard as well.

>> No.21796833

>>21796822
this I'd rather shoot bows with elves

>> No.21796835

>>21796819
I have given a Wurm a full-sized NR-30 and instructed her on how to fire it.

>> No.21796836

Why do monsters think men deserve love?

>> No.21796844

>>21796833
I also want to practice archery.

>> No.21796846

>>21796836
A mixture of their instincts (find husband, fuck husband, love husband) and their culture (all men are deserving of mamono love unless proven otherwise).

>> No.21796850

>>21796833
I want to practice the khopesh with a Khepri!

>> No.21796851

>>21796819
yes, and BIG IRONS
>>21796820
>cow tips in wrong direction, on top of you
>>21796831
the goats will eat all your grapes, troublemakers

>> No.21796855

>>21796836
"deserve' is a bogus human construct.

>> No.21796856

>>21796819
Her paws are too big for any of my guns
>>21796822
no u

>> No.21796860

>>21796819
It's hard to shoot guns with just talons, but I would go out shooting if I felt it was needed to protect her.

>> No.21796863

>>21796836
Everyone deserves love in Wonderland!
If a man in Wonderland has no one suitable to his tastes there, the Queen herself will whisk more women in!
If a woman in Wonderland is lonely, the Queen will draw in a man who will love her!
All hail the Queen of Hearts, and her eternal paradise!

>> No.21796868

>>21796819
Hinezumi with a good old M590

>> No.21796874

>>21796819
would have to make custom gun with no trigger guard and thas a bad idea

>> No.21796878
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Food comes from God. Spices come from the Devil.

>> No.21796890

>>21796878
Devils are the most underrated housewaifu.

>> No.21796906

>>21796835
>>21796851
>>21796868
Neat anons!

>>21796856
>>21796860
>>21796874
Polymorph her hands when you go to the range. That way you can practice and have a great time together. If you wont want that then i am sure they would still sit back and watch you shoot.

>> No.21796914

>>21796878
>tfw no cute Devil to cook dinner for a group of hungry cultists.

>> No.21796963
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dO4mV7fuhU

>> No.21796965

>>21796963
That really jingle-jangles my spurs.

>> No.21796971
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>>21796965
but does it make your iron the big iron?

>> No.21796972
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>>21796971
There was never a man like my Johnny

>> No.21796975

>>21796965
I'd have concerns about a centaur who keeps eyeing your demon silver spurs and blushing

>> No.21796979

>>21796972
>>21796975
well aint that a kick in the head

>> No.21796990

>>21796979
Reading these posts almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter so I could cuddle indoors with my Ghoul dominatrix.

>> No.21797041

>>21796890
i'd a devil

>> No.21797046

Whats your favorite position?

>> No.21797052

>>21797046
MATING PRESS

>> No.21797053
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21797053

>>21797046
Lotus. I will post some.

>> No.21797054

>>21796836
>Why do monsters think men deserve love?

The shirt answer is "they don't?".

Monsters think of men the same way frat boys think of hot sorority girls.
After the date rape they might discover you fuck real good and have compatible personalities so may be waifu material.

>> No.21797055

>>21797046
lotus or reverse cowgirl

>> No.21797057
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>>21797046
>>21797053

>> No.21797059
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>>21797046
cowgirl,lotus,or amazon

>> No.21797060
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21797060

>>21797057
>>21797053
Is just really good. Will stop posting them now because I don't have more.

>> No.21797063

>>21797060
That sucks. Lotus is really fucking good.

>> No.21797066

>>21797046
See >>21797053
Also missionary but with the girl on top.

>> No.21797070

>>21796116
Please don't, I have low enough self esteem as is.

>> No.21797072

>>21797046
Regular, or lady on her back.

>> No.21797073

>>21797046
Leg-locked missionary for vaginal, cowgirl for anal, sixty-nine for oral.

>> No.21797074

>>21797066
>missionary but with the girl on top.
my absolute negro

>> No.21797081

>>21797046
Secret techniques known only to lamia-kind

>> No.21797092

>>21797046
Full body pinned to the floor by an oni.

>> No.21797096
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21797096

>>21797092

>> No.21797100

>>21797046
Standing lotus with a loli.

>> No.21797101
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21797101

>>21797046
Probably the closest I can get to lotus with a lamia.

I always figured she would wrap around both of us to keep us upright.

>> No.21797109

>>21797046
Sitting upright and forcing her onto my cock, using her legs for grip.

>> No.21797117

>>21797096
More like number 4 here >>21797059 but with arms pinned by handholding.

>> No.21797125

>>21797117
why not just a bigger redder more aggressive #12

>> No.21797134

>>21797125
It looks like they're on their sides and it's hotter if she's on top.

>> No.21797146

One of the better things about monstergirls is no sour coochie or stank booty. It all just smell like, spiced peaches and candles. Or atleast that what my waifu would hopefully smell like down there.

>> No.21797149

>>21797146
There will still be sex smells, but nothing nasty. More enjoyable but still heady enough that it reminds you of all the fun you had last night/this morning/this afternoon/later tonight.

>> No.21797153

>>21797146
>>21797149
What do Alices smell like?

>> No.21797170

>>21797153
Strawberries

>> No.21797172

>>21797170
I've been eating a lot of those lately.

>> No.21797177

>>21797134
>it's hotter if she's on top.
this is indisputable

>> No.21797183

>>21797146
What do tomboy monsters smell like after working out?

>> No.21797186

>>21797153
pb&j

>> No.21797189

>>21797183
you'd need to sniff their spats to find out

>> No.21797208

>>21797046
Doggy style.

>> No.21797216

>>21797046
Prone bone

>> No.21797241

Is it legal to ask for a monster girl's bust size on her maid application?
Also, what are you supposed to do when a Shoggoth writes a dozen pages of non euclidian geometry calculations to reply?

>> No.21797246

>>21797241
Of course it's legal, she has to be FORMALLY competent for the work after all.
As for the Shoggoth, you should take measurements by hand.

>> No.21797267

>>21797246
>Anon mesures a Shoggoth's bust
>It keeps growing as he's doing so
>It finally stops when it reaches peak oppai
>He hires her on the spot
This is why shogs will always be more smug than kikis.

>> No.21797269

>>21797241
Field: Bust Measurements
> My ChEsT hEaVeS aNd BuRgEoNs FoR mY mAsTeR's MoRtAl HeAt In DiMeNsIoNs HiS kInD cAnNoT nAmE ~ e'Re ThE sTaRs GrOw CoLd AnD aLl LiFe ExTiNgUiSh, StIlL mY nIpPlEs WiLl AcHe FoR tHe WeT cArEsS oF hIs ToNgUe ~ tHeY wIlL jIgGlE fOr HiM uNdEr ThE cHtOmIc GlOw Of FaDiNg GoDs ~ I wIlL cLoThE tHeM iN lInGeReE mAdE fRoM tHe FiLiGrEe DrEaMs Of ShAtTeReD mInDs ~
> P.S. I aM a SlImE, sIzE hApPiLy ChAnGeD tO pReFeReNcE ;)

>> No.21797271
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21797271

>read a book where the main character is a gourmet who interrupts the plot to explore French and Italian cuisine in detail
What girl is the best cook? I'm not hungry but I'm salivating.

>> No.21797280

>>21797046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky0udPOvSHM&t=29s

>> No.21797281

>>21797241
>Is it legal to ask for a monster girl's bust size on her maid application?
Perfectly legal. A master needs to know if a maid is the right fit for him.
>Also, what are you supposed to do when a Shoggoth writes a dozen pages of non euclidian geometry calculations to reply?
Depends on what she's trying to calculate. But in most cases, you should send a reply that you'd like to keep your sanity.

>> No.21797295

>>21797271
Trolls, Nureonagos, Demons, Devils and Kikis come to mind but every monster girl can become a gourmet chief with enough practice and passion.
I'd personally pay good money to eat a Manticore's bar-restaurant.

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21797308

>>21797271
P'orcs make the best cooks, particularly in the BBQ department.
Holsts are definitely the best bakers. Their freshly squeezed milk gives them an advantage.
Satyroses would be a good as well since they're experts in all thing alcohol. They'd know what to use when and what to pair with what dish.

I feel natural meidos like kikis and shoggoths would do great since home-wife stuff is right up their alley.

>> No.21797316

>>21797295
>>21797308
Never try Elven cuisine. It's just unleavened bread and lettuce with copious amounts of fermented grape juice.
Do you have any idea what drunk wine aunt Elves are like? They recite poetry at you and keep asking if you'll be the Beren to their Luthien.

>> No.21797317

>>21797269
I'd rather get back an application that's just a crude drawing of a Wurm in a maid appron raping me than having to read distorted text. This applies to captcha Automatons as well.

>>21797281
>you'd like to keep your sanity
That's telling her that she's not fit for the position.

>> No.21797368
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21797368

How about a succubus raised by tanuki?

>> No.21797414

>>21797368
Prostitution isn't such a great career when you come from a species who can't even give it away for free (because most humans run screaming for their pitchfork)

>> No.21797434
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21797434

I want to see battle mansion hold a wrestlemania event.

>> No.21797446

>>21797434
HELL IN A CELL

>> No.21797468

>>21797434
I want to see a lim get tazzmissioned by a minotaur.

>> No.21797472

>>21797434
Beast wrote that disputes are often settled in her arena. WWE tends to that with arguments the wrestlers have.
Imagine arguring in a bar with a kobold and now youv'e got to fight her.

>> No.21797479

Hellhound riding your hot meaty cock like a cowgirl!

>> No.21797511

Consider this
Mofu

>> No.21797514

>>21797511
Go on

>> No.21797517

>>21797511
I see your point

>> No.21797518
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21797518

>>21797511
Ooohhh?

>> No.21797525

>>21797511
Cumflate that Mofu!

>> No.21797530
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21797530

>>21797511
No, you consider this
Domme Mofu

>> No.21797541

>>21797530
>those teeth on her
GODDAMN I WANT

>> No.21797543
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21797543

>>21797514
>>21797517
>>21797518
>>21797525
>>21797530
Now consider this
Headpatting the mofu

>> No.21797548

>>21797541
>You will never see her give you a toothy grin, her looking at you with pure carnal desire before licking her lips and fucking her prey (you) until they can't walk

>> No.21797552

>>21797543
Cumflate her too!!

>> No.21797562
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21797562

>>21797046
Amazon And being stepped on in close second

>> No.21797567

>>21797046
Whatever wrapped in snek is called

>> No.21797571

>>21797567
Burrito?

>> No.21797598
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21797598

>>21797046
Whatever position my Kakuen wife likes. Which is all kinds of positions.

>> No.21797609

>>21797598
Is that even possible

>> No.21797653

>>21797046
Whether transformed or in my human form I would enjoy taking my Night Gaunt wife from behind so I could grope her chest and between her legs. I like the idea of playing with her completely flat little chest in her loli form or having her take a potion and become and adult and play with her large heavy breasts.

>> No.21797699
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21797699

>>21797046
> What is your favourite position
RAPESPIDER

>> No.21797705

Reminder to protect your daughters from fat faceless men, and save them for their childhood sweetheart

>> No.21797728

>>21797705
Remember that if fat, faceless tanukies come for you, holding their hand's during the rape can restore their face.

>> No.21797744

>>21797728
>Being violated by female ugly fat bastards
I have a new fetish now

>> No.21797769

>>21796590
>inari wants to insert a memory of giving you a footjob under the kotatsu during your 8th birthday party
>you don't even know what a kotatsu is
How would mondflayers handle cultural differences?

>> No.21797778
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21797778

I want to perform a bunch of wrestling moves on shortstacks to assert dominance before pinning them for the three-count mating press.

>> No.21797792

A hellhound raised by an Angel family!

>> No.21797813

>>21797792
>sweating and panting furiously while asking a guy out because her monster instincts frequently clash with her chaste upbringing

>> No.21797825

>>21797813
Mating press on the Pooch nun!

>> No.21797838

>>21797825
Hellhound is for femdom, fuck off

>> No.21797850

What legitimate posts.

>> No.21797851

>>21797825
>pure hellhound whose lewd curves stretch out her nun habit
My fucking dick

>> No.21797866

What is everyone's favourite greens featuring smol girls?

>> No.21797986
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21797986

I've always been of the opinion that herd animal girls, like holstaurs and weresheep, would be the ones to form harems with their friends of the same species. Sorta like with real herd animals, they feel very uncomfortable being alone or in small numbers, so they stay with the group. So to stay with her "herd", she invites her friends to form a harem with the guy she chose to be her husband.

I'm really just looking for an excuse to be smothered in lots of holstaur tits.

>> No.21797999

>>21797986
One never needs an excuse for that

>> No.21798123

I just want an Ignis to throw a big inferno into the woods and flush out anything hiding in there.

>> No.21798158

>>21797986
>ywn have a herd of oppai loli holsts make you their communal husband and force you to move onto their farm so you can help them with their daily milkings
>ywn get roped into taste test competitions where they all want to hear whose milk is your favorite
>ywn get tackled onto a hay bale as they all climb on top of and over each other trying to be the first to lose their virginity to you
>ywn wake up covered in holst lolis who are all happily asleep on you, each one occasionally letting out a “wuv you hubby” or “hubby’s so nice” in their sleep

>> No.21798176

>>21798158
Cut pai loli cows
Now just needs a tomboy pai mino and pai nerd cow

>> No.21798213
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21798213

>>21797986
I like it

>> No.21798261
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>> No.21798313

>>21797778
>boston crab a draph so her breasts press against the floor with a nice squish
>make her admit she's an onahole
>german suplex her onto the bed and pounce on her
>full nelson her while making her repeat that she's a slutty onahole it but don't stick it in
>pin her with the mating press

>> No.21798317

I must creampie a Holst. How loud does she moo anyway?

>> No.21798328
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21798328

Stacked sheep.

>> No.21798335

>>21798328
Baa

>> No.21798340

>>21798328
Lewd sheep!

>> No.21798344
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21798344

What is a chimera's nicest personality?

>> No.21798350

>>21798344
Goat.

>> No.21798385

>>21797598
>Top 10 Sex Positions that will Blow his Mind and Destroy his Penis

>> No.21798406
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21798406

>>21798261
I like her wings. I've always liked Thunderbirds.

>> No.21798431

>>21798328
Imagine how nice it must be to be able to jackhammer your wife with little effort and to casually bounce in and out of her without needing to do any work. It’s like being able to hump her forever without ever expending energy.

>> No.21798480
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21798480

When you go around saying you want a strong waifu to protect you.

>> No.21798502

How would a succubus react if her boyfriend and prospective husband kneeled down and said a prayer before going to bed?

>> No.21798503

>>21798480
what if I want to protect a strong waifu

>> No.21798514

>>21798480
I would rather protect my low power waifu. Especially with her being a small flat chested loli.

>> No.21798529

>>21797267
>She does this
>Shog looks increasingly smug
>Small-breasted kiki looks ashamed
>Give the shog a handshake and let her know that there are plenty of would-be masters into oppai, but I'm not one
>Give the pettan kiki a hug and let her know she's hired

>> No.21798565
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21798565

>>21798529
Prepare to be hunted by yandere flatchested loli shoggoth

>> No.21798566

>>21798529
True man of taste. Only learned men can appreciate the aesthetics of flatties

>> No.21798568

What if the real monstergirls were the friends we made along the way?

>> No.21798573

how many guys here are incels? (Non derogatorily speaking)?

>> No.21798578
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21798578

>>21798529

>> No.21798585

>>21798573
Fuck off

>> No.21798592

>>21797769
Adding a memory of her showing you what a kotatsu is!

>> No.21798596

>>21798565
I'm okay with this.

>> No.21798618
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21798618

What's the best way to cheer up a waifu? besides sex

>> No.21798623

>>21798618
Depends on the waifu.

>> No.21798670

What mamono is best for gentle lolidom?

>> No.21798678

>>21798670
Loli awoos

>> No.21798691

Hug spiders before they can tie you up

>> No.21798701

>>21798678
Why loli awoos, moreso than something like a Familiar or a loli dragon?

>> No.21798709

What mamono is best for rough dom followed by cuddly aftercare?

>> No.21798720

>>21798670
>Witch
>Familiar
>Some of the nicer Baphomets
>Alice if you aren't cut out for maledom

>> No.21798726

>>21798720
>Alice
What about switching who's dom and who's sub on a whim?

>> No.21798732

>>21798670
Kobold!

>> No.21798740

>>21798701
Loli dragons would be more like bratty haughty ohoho type dom while Familiars would be feigning-innocent imouto dom. Wolfus are pack animals they will be into protecting, nurturing gentle dom

>> No.21798751

>>21798740
Loli dragons are for anal
Which lolibutt is best?

>> No.21798757

>>21798740
I could see the Familiar as being my preferred type out of those three. Playful feigned innocence can be gentle!

>> No.21798781

>>21798751
Got to manhandle that anubis

>> No.21798783
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21798783

>>21798740
Loli dragon dom the best!

>> No.21798786

>>21798751
I guess butt shapes comes with being athletic so like loli Hinezumis or loli Ocelomehs?

>> No.21798791

>>21798709
Rough is shit both ways but maledom especially should be loving and gentle

>> No.21798795

>>21798791
>Rough is shit
Wrong
I want a monster to both treat me like shit and love me

>> No.21798800

>>21798786
But there’s no padding there!

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21798805

>>21798578

>> No.21798812

>>21796110
>feral vampire gf
>really toned
>sleeps through most of the day
>keeps you in a random cave, sucks your blood
>wanders out during the night, comes back with a deer and firewood
>scars on her body from fighting animals
>as you get closer to incubus she gets more loving

>> No.21798909

>>21798585
;_;

>> No.21798921
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21798921

>>21798592
But then your memories would be a confused jumble of geography, culture, and romantic shota-on-loli mating!

>> No.21798945

>>21798921
Gay

>> No.21798986

>>21798480
Then end up with a muscle harem

>> No.21799010

Now that the dust has settled what is the best lewd paste?

>> No.21799054

>>21799010
Clockcore and Silent's Xiongmao paste are pretty good

>> No.21799090

Tomboy monsters with huge tits.

>> No.21799138

>>21799090
Could they be described as ‘wobbling’?

>> No.21799162

>>21799138
Wobbling and jiggling.

>> No.21799168

>>21799162
Then yes, perfect tits for a tomboy

>> No.21799249

>>21798514
Wendigo.txt

>> No.21799271

>>21799249
My waifu is a loli Night Gaunt and I prefer the Nacho and Night Gaunt to the Wendigo but they are okay too. It's one of the reason I like the chaos transformation, especially those 3 vs the Mindflayer, as you can protect and take care your wife.

>> No.21799276

>>21799010
They’re all shit

>> No.21799288

>>21799010
Probably something by RS.

>> No.21799291

>>21799010

say ah and I'll give you some lewd paste

>> No.21799293

>>21799090
Perfect for teasing and groping

>> No.21799301

>>21799010
The KDF one where he tortures his daughter’s nipples.

>> No.21799306

>>21799293
What if they just laugh and start groping your crotch.

>> No.21799330

I want to protect a monster that doesnt need protecting

>> No.21799349

>>21799288
This.

>> No.21799355
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>> No.21799358

>>21799355
Purple is going to be a bitch to wash out

>> No.21799364

>>21799330
>“It’s okay honey, nothing will ever happen to you while I’m by your side.”
>’What are you talking about? I was the one that saved you from a Grasshopper chasing you.’
>”Shhhhh. It’s okay my dear. I will protect you.”
>’B-baka’

>> No.21799374

>>21799355
using your venom to heal is awesome

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>> No.21799395

>>21798585
Why?>>21798585

>> No.21799406
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21799406

>I'm gonna be SWOLE soon!

>> No.21799415

>>21799406
Ganbatte little fox
You’ll be buff one day

>> No.21799427

>>21799415
Buff kitsune do not exist. The best they can ever do is toned.

>> No.21799430
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21799430

>>21799406
>One month later

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21799440

>>21799415

>> No.21799442

>>21799406
I hate foxes.
But that's cute.

>> No.21799449

>>21799430
She turned into a werewolf?

>> No.21799472

>>21799427
This is incorrect, they will exist.

>>21799440
Nice Jackal

>> No.21799491

>>21799472
>they will exist
I have yet to see one, ever.
Every time someone wants to depict a muscle canine it’s a wolfu or dog. Foxes are cursed to be soft.

>> No.21799499

>when mindflayer sees what's in your mind

>> No.21799506
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21799506

>>21799491

>> No.21799524

>>21799506
Intredasting.
Looks like I can up the grand total to 1 at long last.

>> No.21799535

>>21799499
>Is almost overwhelmed by the sheer amount of negative thoughts
>Wonders how a human can manage to endure it.

>> No.21799540
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>> No.21799544

>>21799535
Because suicide is quitters talk in most cases.
And I ain’t a quitter

>> No.21799567

>>21799499
>"this guy needs a hug"

>> No.21799571

>>21799540
>Mershark
>Master
Boner lost

>> No.21799575

>>21799499
What would make her blush

>> No.21799578

>>21799306
>dominant childhood friends
Real bad news, she got too friendly. Expect to be pushed down and violated.

>> No.21799583
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21799583

Kumihos

>> No.21799596

>>21799571
What should she call you then?

>> No.21799602
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21799602

Good moth.

>> No.21799604

>>21799583
What's the point in showing off an ass that doesn't exist?

>> No.21799610

>>21799544
https://youtu.be/oowTC_XfFIQ

>> No.21799622

>>21799604
Rude. Some people actually prefer lithe figures you know

>> No.21799625
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21799625

>>21799583
Are best.

>> No.21799659
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21799659

>>21799499

>> No.21799660

>>21799571
Let mersharks be mer-maids sometimes. It's a free country.

>> No.21799694

>>21799659
mashiro is for dry unprepared anal sex

>> No.21799702

I just want a buff lioness monster to hold me and make me psychologically feel safe as she makes me physically feel her abs.

>> No.21799720

>>21799702
I want her to kill me in my sleep real quick and painlessly so I don't notice.

>> No.21799730

>>21799702
I want her to bully me sexually!
>>21799720
Bro you just posted cringe

>> No.21799737

>>21799720
>not wanting it to be slow and painful like you know you deserve

>> No.21799755

>>21799702
i want to feel her barbs inside me

>> No.21799800

>>21799499
endless hate?

>> No.21799803
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>> No.21799809
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>>21799602

>> No.21799814

>>21799809
Who she ?

>> No.21799829
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>>21799814
just a moth with 3 pieces of decent art

>> No.21799852

>>21799829
What's her name?

>> No.21799872

>>21799852
juniper

>> No.21799883
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>>21799803
God I love Yetis

>> No.21799894

>>21799883
Do you really?

>> No.21799906

>>21799894
I dont anymore

>> No.21799930

>>21799906
Are you sure you’re not confusing them with mindflayers? I think you meant to say you love mindflayers.

>> No.21799970
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>>21799894
yeah

>> No.21799980
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21799980

Have you made your weekly pilgrimage to your local shrine? You know how lonely the shrine maidens get and how worried they get about you too

>> No.21799981

>>21799930
I am not gay

>> No.21799995
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Yanking a saiyan girl's tail is considered both a war crime and a marriage proposal.

>> No.21800022

>>21799981
Of course not. Your mindflayer wife is 100% female. She had the most beautiful dress on your wedding day.

>> No.21800026

>>21799980
Fuck off furfaggot

>> No.21800033

>>21800026
what

>> No.21800047
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>>21799981
http://imgbox.com/gKsdKT34

>> No.21800055

>>21800033
Button Nose and whiskers

>> No.21800057

>>21800047
Geez that’s a long tail

>> No.21800068

>>21799499
I don't think I'd see her again after she ran off like that

>> No.21800072

>>21800055
That doesn't look like a button nose. It just looks like a dot to mark where the edge of the nose is. Look at the shading on the face.
And those "whiskers" look entirely flat, as if they were just face marks.

>> No.21800090

Squeeze your waifu until she leaks milk and pussy juice!

>> No.21800118
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21800118

I learned today that tigers can be even 300kg. Lol fattie.

>> No.21800145

>>21800118
Fat jinkos are for light teasing

>> No.21800152

>>21800145
Teasing muscular mgs about their weight is super fun, especially when they try their best to explain how muscle weights more than fat.

>> No.21800170

>>21800152
That it is, thighs are a good target for this

>> No.21800178
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>> No.21800192

>>21796110
What is she doing to his head?

>> No.21800196
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21800196

Cow mages!

>> No.21800209

>>21800196
I want her to ride me in cowgirl position!

>> No.21800212

>>21800192
Filling it with fuck

>> No.21800214
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Red? Blue? Why not both?

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>>21800214

>> No.21800254

I want to make love to an Alice in her hiney!

>> No.21800261

>>21800047
No way fag

>> No.21800268

>>21800196
Does she cast boob hat?

>> No.21800275
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>>21800254
>hiney
Read that as honey for a second.

>> No.21800300

>>21800178
Popsicle slut!

>> No.21800301
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What is she looking at?

>> No.21800316

>>21800301
looking away in shame because i'm a loser

>> No.21800319
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>>21800316
Nonsense.

>> No.21800326
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21800326

Got a really nice summer wife commission
http://twitter.com/flavoursarthole/status/1157012732450725888
I think it's a good sequel to the festival one from last year.

Yes there is a followup in the works.

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>> No.21800372

>>21799980
>show up religiously two nights a week to your local shrine, to donate what you can and maybe pray for a little luck
>shrine maidens start of very formal and respectful, but eventually even the most professional one greets you like an old friend
>suddenly don't show up on one of your expected nights
>800 year-old shrine maidens assure the 80 year-old ones that things sometimes come up and they shouldn't worry so much, though internally the older ones are a bit concerned
>then you're absent for the next expected day
>and the next
That'd probably honestly be really scary for them, regardless of whether the absence was due to something serious or not.

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>WTF am I casting?

>> No.21800388

>>21800326
Ew she's drooling.

>> No.21800427
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Fat pig.

>> No.21800429

>>21800427
mating pig

>> No.21800440

>>21800427
Breeding sow

>> No.21800442

>>21800427
Its ironic

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>> No.21800457

>>21800254
I want to fill an Alice's holes with my cum, and then have our daughter eat them out!

>> No.21800474

>>21800372
Anyone over 70 should expect death and should have experienced loss at least twice by that point

>> No.21800485

>>21800427
Who will save the nerds from lewd Gyaru monsters?

>> No.21800490

>>21800485
Who will save the monsters from Gyaruism?

>> No.21800494

>>21799980
But the Sabbath wants me to go to a tea party at the same time I'd visit the shrine, and a nice priestess at a totally normal Order temple wants to give me a healing massage with a special holy sacramental fluid, and an emissary of chaos wants to help me study forgotten languages!
How am I supposed to choose?

>> No.21800501
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METAL

SLIME

>> No.21800504
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>>21800427
She's very cute.

>> No.21800506

>>21798328
>You look tired adventurer? Care for a gentle bounce?

>> No.21800507

>>21800501
The Persian mythologies told of a "living metal".
I wonder if she's from that era

>> No.21800509

>>21800474
The fragility of humans in comparison to a monster's lifespan is just another good reason why the extremists need to win.

>> No.21800511 [SPOILER] 
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>>21800427
P
O
T
A
T
O

>> No.21800516

>>21800490
No one, Gyaru onee-sabbath are very convincing.

>> No.21800525

>>21800445
As someone who plans to start a Goat Farm, this is important information.

>> No.21800530
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>>21799995
Scary Space Monkeys!

>> No.21800533

>>21800501
How do you get the Metal Slash skill for your dick?

A Statue of Anguish Pattern monster girl would be cute.

>> No.21800554

>>21800533
How so? it doesn't even have facial features

>> No.21800583

>>21800509
Our fragility teaches us great lessons Anon.
One day we do have to leave this world for the next

>> No.21800589

>>21800554
Golem spidergirl with tattoos.

>> No.21800590

>>21800445
Human men belong under goat hips

>> No.21800620
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Wrote a short story about a daring young adventurer walking into the wrong temple and getting monsterized via Grape bite. My first MG story, so feedback is highly appreciated.
Hope you all enjoy it!
https://pastebin.com/7CR4D6zK

>> No.21800637
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>>21800620
Wonderful

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>> No.21800668

>>21800637
>her pasties are erect

>> No.21800671

>>21800645
Nice slime I hope she wouldn't get mad when I ask for water though

>> No.21800684

>>21800620
Enjoyed that, please use an account if you decide to write more. I'd love to keep track of your stuff.

>> No.21800686

>>21800671
You're the designated driver
She understands completely

>> No.21800705

>>21800620
Top tier anon. I fucking loved it.

>> No.21800719

>>21799355
>Welcome to the hospital! I'm your nurse.
>You want to be discharged?
>You can't. You'll be in my care forever.

She uses the character "駄" (muda, useless) in "you can't ", so she means business

>> No.21800730

>>21800719
This is why yans should not be allowed in healthcare.

>> No.21800735

>>21800719
>She uses the character "駄" (muda, useless) in "you can't ", so she means business
I thought only vampires could use that?

>> No.21800746

>>21800668
How do those things work? And don't say "MAMONO MANA".

>> No.21800753

>>21800735
Sharp fang clause, established by Claudia Estamaroque in 1455 states that person(s) with sufficiently sharp and intimidating fangs may borrow lingo from each other without prior approval.

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>>21800637
>>21800684
>>21800705
Thanks, I think I'll write some more in due time, this one was fun
>>21800684
You mean a Pastebin account? Thought about it before, but maybe I should use this chance to finally get one

>> No.21800777

>>21800730
only for in-home care of chronic illnesses, like my constant erections

>> No.21800796

>>21800645
I'll have three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel.

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>>21798812
>was raised by ghouls
>used to be the runt but is now boss of the pack
>every day is multiple fellatio day
>during this she keeps you pinned to the ground or her thighs
>depends on how much you struggle

>> No.21800805

>>21800583
I'm pretty sure if there is an afterlife I'd be going to hell .

>> No.21800818

>>21800746
Mamono banana

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>>21800490
No one can. The Gyaru curse is too potent. Too strong!

>> No.21800848

>>21800301
Those movers just dropped a piano on somebody.

>> No.21800890

>>21800735
Dhampires can do it also. One report clocks in at least 30 seconds straight.

>> No.21800902

>>21800836
Am I looking at genderbent hetalia?

>> No.21800907

>>21800530
Why are girls so scary? Spiders are pretty scary too but there's no bigger fright than a girl suddenly talking to you or something

>> No.21800918
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Mix an ochimusha, a cursed sword and a dark priest and you get...

>> No.21800937

>>21800918
I want to be her toy!

>> No.21800968

>>21800890
That's about 7 pages right?

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>> No.21801003 [SPOILER] 
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If a priestess is killed and brought returned to life by a cosmic snowflake in her original mostly undamaged body what sort of undead is she?

>> No.21801032

>>21801003
Oh boy.
Gonna enjoy this shitfit

>> No.21801048

>>21801032
I mean anybody who still has faith in their writers at this point is incapable of rational thought. She's sexy though.

>> No.21801062

>>21800907
>Kobold, Titania, and Umi Osho walk up to an anon
>immediate fear and tense apprehension visible in his face, fight or flight response clearly triggered
How do they handle this delicate situation?

>> No.21801067

>>21801003
Wight

>> No.21801068

>>21801003
>>21801048
At this point the only good thing about it is the hot girls, and I've been playing it since BC.

>> No.21801069

>>21801048
Anon, I've just been enjoying the shittrain since 'morally gray'

I dearly wish I had a cheshire because she seems like the sort to shit on this stuff with me.

>> No.21801091

>>21801068
A lot of the characters models and races are hot as fuck. There's a ton of fan made porn and 3d models too but you have to wade through an ocean of degeneracy to get at it.

>> No.21801095

All monstergirls get better when they are brown and/or lolis escepially if they are brown lolis

>> No.21801101

I like the elves from that one game because they have big ears.

>> No.21801104

>>21801095
Kuro is too lewd.

>> No.21801108
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what species of monstergirl is most likely to physically intimidate a guy into unwanted butt stuff?

>> No.21801109

I want to see elves bully other elves based on ear length

>> No.21801117

>>21801003
Who bitch this is

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>>21801117
The Lich King's little sister
No I'm not kidding

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>>21801129
Excuse me

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>>21801109
I want to bully an elf for her ear length till she sits on my face

>> No.21801149

>>21801136
Arthas had a sister that survived the shit then died in what i can only describe as a HORRIBLE storyline.

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>>21801129
Lightforged undead actually happening.

At this point they are just face fucking the lore

>> No.21801154

>>21801109
But that would lead to some guy's half elf little sister getting bullied at school by the haughty High Elf girl for being a mutt.

>> No.21801160

>>21801154
High elf is a flatty sister is oppai so sister can use her human side to bully her about flat chest

>> No.21801161

>>21800494
Turn them all down and go to the nearest demon cult.

>> No.21801164

>>21801136
She's undead now too, for reasons. No, it has nothing to do with her brother having been the Lich King. Wacky, eh?

>> No.21801166

I wish I wasn't shit at cooking what monster would turn me into a good chef?

>> No.21801179

>>21801166
A Demon would love to teach you but in the end insist that she still be the one who cooks.
>"Can't have you accidentally burning or slicing yourself, dear!"

>> No.21801185

>>21801160
Better solution is for the big brother to go beat up the bully. And if things don't go as planned, well, life is an adventure.

>> No.21801192

>>21800494
Why not do all of them

>> No.21801195

>>21801166
Zombie. She wouldn't be able to cook for you so you'd have to learn to cook quick unless you plan on living off of tv dinners

>> No.21801199

>>21801166
A kiki, probably.

>> No.21801206

>>21801150
They could also use her as the new leader of the forsaken after they inevitably get rid of the Banshee. That wouldn't get the those sweet race-change bucks though.

>> No.21801213

>>21801161
But I don't want to make the others sad!

>>21801192
What if I lose track of time?
What if I can't leave?

>> No.21801230

>>21800968
Yes, when graphically transcribed.

That reminds me, I need to put my garbage out to be collected. Some of my stuff is starting to grow fungus.

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>>21801199
>"Silly, master, why would you want to learn to cook when you have your own wif- maid who'd happily cook for you?"
Your only hope from learning from a kiki is to be a butler in training or to grope her while she cooks and watch her technique trying to learn what you can from it

>> No.21801239

>>21801195
Good point I'd force myself to get better since I'd be taking care of her and not just myself I can't let my negligence harm someone else.

>> No.21801269

>>21801150
That's nothing new, they've been bending it over a barrel since the end of Cata

>> No.21801285

What monstergirl would be most into World of Warcraft?

>> No.21801290

>>21801240
If you framed it as a self improvement thing then the kiki would probably be happy to help, but would never ever let any of her secret recipes slip so you can't replace her in the kitchen. Even confident kikis can be surprisingly insecure or territorial like that.

>> No.21801296

>>21801285
The loser neckbeards and incels.
Elves, mostly. They all play human male characters.

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>>21801285
What Monster girls would play FFXIV?
>Its all erping Cheshires

>> No.21801338

>>21800907
The most horrific monster is therefore the Nureonago

>> No.21801346

>>21801095
Nah. Gimme that pale big busty blue-eyed blonde.

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>> No.21801358

>>21801296
Should I mention I'm a real human male when I'm in a guild.

>> No.21801359

>>21801296
>anon plays female blood elf because he thinks they're hot
>makes a friend who has a male human avatar, assume it's another guy because who else would play a human male
>his friend is a female elf who plays a human male because she thinks they're hot
>assumes anon is another elf girl because who else would play a female elf
What an awkward IRL meetup this will be

>> No.21801380

>>21801358
Only if you want to destroy the guild with drama and be the cause of a lot of cringy white knighting

>> No.21801385

>>21801380
I will admit that sounds tempting.

>> No.21801396

>>21801185
*impregnate the bully with many mutts of her own
Noticed you misspelled that somehow, fixed it for you.

>> No.21801397

>mmo filled with elves
>server full of healers desperate for tanks and dps

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>>21801285
>Angel is the standard heal slut that constantly get catfished by tank monster girls pretending to be boys
>Dark Mage plays warrior because she can already cast spells IRL but can't even hold a sword for long periods of time
>Cheshires are trolls that play rogue and just gank low level players, if they're ever in a raid they pull trash and ninja loot. They feed off the salt of people complaining in chat
>Lizardmen and Salamanders play arms warrior exlusivly no matter how bad the spec is or how bored they are it's the only character they play
>Dullahans play death knights and are constantly RPing even if it's a non-rp server
>Dryads and alarunes play restoration druid and sometimes shaman
>P'orcs and H'orcs all pretend to be Orc only players but their real main is a cute thin blood elf
>Liches are angry they can't be necromancers and refuse to play death knight since they despise melee combat. So they just pick warlocks
>Holstaurs are nice tanks who equally get catfished as angels by players pretending to be cute boys who need gear desperately. They even bring food for the whole raid, but are really slow pulling mobs making sure everyone is okay after each battle
>Minotaurs are the opposite type of tank who'll run ahead and pull tons of mobs, but never enough that you can't kill them. If you can keep up with her she's probably one of the best tanks on the server and knows all boss mechanics before anyone else
>Dragons play every class every race with every spec. They are always raid leaders and will be whatever the raid needs at the time. Will pull you into private chat to tell you how disappointed she is in your DKP being so low and how if it continues she'll have to let you go. Will take all the loot and divide it up between those that earned it. Have a box full of extra mics as whenever the raid wipes she'll scream in anger till she breathes fire on it melting it
>Finally there's Anons who play male humans and constantly get flak on voice chat over them faking it. After being called an alp enough he sends a dick pic to the whole raid as some don't believe the time stamp and others apologize

>> No.21801423

>>21801410
>Cheshires are trolls that play rogue and just gank low level players, if they're ever in a raid they pull trash and ninja loot
Too real

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>>21801397
Yes pls gimme

>> No.21801426

>>21801410
>Minotaurs are the opposite type of tank who'll run ahead and pull tons of mobs, but never enough that you can't kill them. If you can keep up with her she's probably one of the best tanks on the server and knows all boss mechanics before anyone else
Finally, someone worthy of healing.

>> No.21801443

>>21801410
What do cursed swords main?

>> No.21801465

>>21801397
This appeals to me. I'd love to have a party full of lusty elves ready to do anything.

>> No.21801469

>>21801443
>Cursed Swords are fury warriors that use all their backpack space to hold onto every weapon she's used since level 1
>Living Armors are discipline priests that are almost always on point with their shields. If she misses one and someone gets damaged, no matter how little, she's quick to yell sorry in voice chat or spam sorry in the text box

>> No.21801478

>Have Arachne Waifu
>She wakes up one day not feeling too good.
>Her eyes beside her main two are all pale and her lower body is twitching uncontrollably
>Tells you that she'll call in sick and that you should just go to work yourself
>Half way through the day she calls you begging you to return
>You race home through the city as fast as you can
>when you get there you find her curled in bed grabbing her arm as if it were broken
>She shows you how the chitin is slowly peeling off her fingers, revealing bloody human skin underneath quickly forming
>After a few hours her secondary eyes begin to dissolve entirely. She can't even see through them and becomes disoriented as the nerves die off
>You try to wash one and instead it falls out in your hand, leaving behind only a small scar and smooth skin underneath
>Over the course of the night the rest of her eyes fall out or completely dissolve. She cries herself to sleep as you clean up all the blood and help her peel the chitin from her new human hands
>When she wakes up in the morning she can no longer move her lower body.
>The spider legs pull inwards of their own accord like a dead spider and she comments that there's no feeling in them
>The area where her human torso connects with the spider body turns a dark red like a superficial wound and you begin to see the chitin cracking
>After a few more hours she begins to scream in uncontrollable pain while chiting flies off her body in fragments. You try to hold her but she begs you to 'pull her out'
>You do as she says and grab her upperbody while she hyperventilates, at the count of three you pull with all your might until an incredibly loud cracking sound rings through the room
>She sighs in relief and collapses in your arms. Her human legs completely separated from the spider body which is now an emptied, bloodied husk waiting for disposal.
>You carry her to the bathtub and lay her there while wiping away the blood.

>> No.21801480

>>21801410
I bet tanukis rule the auction house

>> No.21801492

>>21801478
What

>> No.21801503

>>21801478
>Perfectly good spider waifu turns into boring human waifu
Hoping there's a way to fix her

>> No.21801509

>>21798431
>hump forever without the expending of energy
noice, but also violates some laws of physics I think

>> No.21801511
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>>21801478
Quick! Call Greilia to reattach it!

>> No.21801519

>>21801492
old pasta

>> No.21801527

>>21801095
Loli Salamanders and brown loli Dragons are for doggystyle while pulling her cute short tail.

>> No.21801536

>when you want to post a pic but you're not sure if it is sfw

>> No.21801543
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>>21801536
Do just it faggot or post an imgur link to it

>> No.21801549
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>>21801543
friends!

>> No.21801550

>>21801478
Why does it end half way there is clearly more that could be written like her life where she adjusts to to being human and not just the whole two legs walking but the lack of silk among other spider things

>> No.21801562
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>>21801478
Delete this.

>> No.21801571

>>21801550
Because it's a copypasta for shock value.

>> No.21801591

>>21801571
still though seeing it to the conclusion would be better

>> No.21801599

>>21801549
>wake up japari but all the friens have penis

>> No.21801604

>>21801591
>better
Why do you hate monstergirls?

>> No.21801608

>>21801599
Get out

>> No.21801616
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>>21801608
he doesn't deserve yous

>> No.21801622
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>> No.21801624

>>21801616
I did this
Next is milking

>> No.21801631
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>> No.21801632

>>21801604
because the conclusion would be her becoming a spider

>> No.21801635

>>21801631
Oh no! I forgot to do my homework!

>> No.21801639

>>21801632
But you can't fuck an actual spider.

>> No.21801645

>>21801631
Teachers are not allowed to fuck students

>> No.21801651
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>>21801635
Well now she'll surely see it on your face and ask for your homework, anon.

>>21801645
What if the other goblin girls in the class always volunteer.

>> No.21801654

>When a spider gives you a shirt she made but only because she had extra silk not that she likes you or anything but for some reason is really insistent on you wearing it

>> No.21801656

>>21801645
"you can't do that, that's illegal!"

>> No.21801661

>>21801651
Overly endowed goblins are for using as your cumdump and breeding mare

>> No.21801669

>>21801656
Monstergirls have to follow the law just like humans

>> No.21801682
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>> No.21801692

>>21801682
those clothes don't seem to provide adequate covering

>> No.21801698

>>21801656
The only law here is the NAP.
Welcome to AnCapistan, fucko.

>> No.21801701
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>>21801692
They look good to me.

>> No.21801724

I want to hug a balled up armadillo girl

>> No.21801725

What do big monsters IMAGINE doing with their husbands?

>> No.21801731

>>21801725
Sex

>> No.21801737

>>21801724
I want to go bowling with a balled up armadillo girl
I'll let you interpret that as you will

>> No.21801739

I like modest monsters

>> No.21801744

tomboy monsters are best monsters

>> No.21801747
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>>21801725
Making big families.

>> No.21801753

>>21801654
That was very thoughtful of her

>> No.21801756

>>21801744
What about tall tomboy tsundere

>> No.21801757

>>21801725
Sweater trap

>> No.21801759
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>>21801725
snu snu

>> No.21801765

>>21801759
But I need my pelvis to walk

>> No.21801773

What are you supposed to do when your kiki gets lazy? Is it best to just not say anything and start doing the cleaning yourself?

>> No.21801776
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>>21801765
You don't need to walk

>> No.21801779
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>>21801725
Boob hat.

>> No.21801787

>>21801773
>Kiki is lazy because she's increasing depressed that her master hasn't expressed any romantic feelings for her
>she comes downstairs to see her master cleaning up after making himself breakfast
>PANIC.exe
>she runs back to her room, crying
>she thinks she's going to be fired, having become useless to her master
>"Sniff...N-now M-m-mmastah will, will, WILL NEVER LOVE MEEEEEEeeeeEeeeee"

>> No.21801793

>>21801787
Clearly I'd catch her crying as I come up to her room to share breakfast with her and comfort her then

>> No.21801805

>>21801773
Buy a Roomba. Don't tell her, just wait for her to find it vacuuming a floor somewhere.

>> No.21801807

Make sure you hug your kiki while she is in the middle of cleaning

>> No.21801810

>>21801805
>Her production increases after you find it stabbed on a pike

>> No.21801814
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Would you

>> No.21801827

>>21801805
>hear crunching noises and your kiki yelling "Slut!" one day

>> No.21801832

>>21801814
But which do I kiss first?

>> No.21801833
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The bigger the mofu, the more her husband loves her!

>> No.21801839

What's with the sudden WoWfag invasion today?

>> No.21801840

>>21801832
Why not both?

>> No.21801842

>>21801756
>tall
good
>tomboy
good
>tsundere
meh

>> No.21801844

>>21801833
I'd love to kiss a tall flat rata

>> No.21801845

>>21801839
Because it got worse

>> No.21801846

I'd buy a roomba just to see a kiki destroying it

>> No.21801850

>>21801846
Roomba-chan just wishes to clean, Anon

>> No.21801853

>>21801805
Make sure to put a cute little maid bow on the Roomba to really drive the point home.

>> No.21801855

>>21801850
well now I feel bad and must protect roombas from harm

>> No.21801857

>>21801725
>picking him up and kissing him all over his face and neck
>kabedon with minimal warning
>making him give a full-body massage but acting like it's body worship the entire time to embarrass him
>lap pillows/sitting, especially when video games/shows are involved
>really rough makeouts, +10 points if he pops a stiffy/leaks precum
>boobhatting
>being the little spoon (it's kind of like having your dog curl up next to you to them, v cute)
>surprising him with gifts
>waking him up at 4AM with a blowjob because sometimes girls just really want it in the mouth, it's probably an oral fixation thing, but it's more common than you think
The last two things aren't exclusive to HUEG girls, but romantic/sexual needs are a venn diagram of sorts

>> No.21801862

>>21800178
If she's not googling big keyboards, what's she looking at on her computer?

>> No.21801864

Roombas being accidentally exposed to monster mojo and turning into simple minded kiki-automaton hybrids

>> No.21801868

>>21801850
>cute little LCD screen makes faces
>happy when it finishes cleaning a big mess or when you rate it well on its phone app, even whistles a little tune
>sad when you yell at it or it gets trapped on a corner
>cute snoozing face when charging
Surely kiki wouldn't be so heartless as to hate such an earnest little robot

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>>21801759
Give me this girl, then a hourglass dark mage and I don't need more.

>> No.21801871

>>21801814
>Arguing over which way to pelvis pound the adventurer they've captured.
>While it escalates Anon is able to wriggle free from his bonds.

>> No.21801874

>>21801855
As you should

>>21801868
She shouldn't
Roomba-chan isn't her replacement, she's her assistant, taking on maid tasks 'beneath' Kiki.

>> No.21801877

>>21801855
>>21801864
>>21801868
A 2007 study showed people treated their roomba like a pet.
>"We have people who actually consider them their companion, even though it's just vacuuming their floor," said iRobot spokeswoman Nancy Dussault. "People get attached to them and think of them as part of their family. It's almost a pet. It makes them feel like they're not alone. It's really interesting how they've taken to their robots."

>> No.21801878

>>21801814
Only if she drop's the shoulders I need.

>> No.21801880

>>21801874
I bet roomba-chan looks up to her cool kiki sempai

>> No.21801884

>>21801877
>Likewise, Electrolux, which sells the Trilobite robovac in Europe, reports that owners regard their device like a household pet, product manager Jonas Carlsson says. Most name their Trilobite, and the Sweden-based company often receives congratulatory phone calls, letters, poems and pictures from owners, especially children.

>> No.21801886

>>21801880
Of course!
She makes happy little chirps whenever Senpai tells her some new maiding trick!

>> No.21801890

>>21801877
Now we just need ones with waifu holograms

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Fuzzy flower.

>> No.21801904

>>21801884
>congratulatory phone calls, letters, poems and pictures from owners, especially children.
The part about kids reminds me of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1E-FlguwGw

>> No.21801914

Guys we can't just turn household things into monstergirls, what's next a chair you can fuck or a lamp post to suck your dick

>> No.21801917

>>21801914
>Shoggoth

>> No.21801920

>>21801853
>destroyed Roomba is salvaged and reconstructed as an automaton maid
>mechanically neutral around anyone but the kiki
>hugs Master extra close whenever the kiki is around
>mimes spitting on the floor when the kiki gives her an order
>makes constant reference to the smell of her blood (oil) on the kiki's hands
>all in a completely neutral automated tone
Anon invites a war into his household.

>> No.21801926

>>21801920
The kiki just needs to apologize maybe take it upon herself to buy damaged roombas and repair them herself

>> No.21801927

>>21801917
The original smart home™

>> No.21801928

>>21801880
>Cool kiki sempai is worried that roomba-chan might replace her
>She's younger, faster, cuter, learns easily from her
>Tries to sabotage her making her look bad in master's eyes but it backfires making her look even better
>Starts packing up her things and explaining to master how she's obsolete
>Master embraces her and tells her he'll never replace her
>Roomba-chan watches intensely from the door as kiki smugly winks at her
>Later at dinner roomba-chan asks master if he can do the same thing to her what he did to kiki
>Smug kiki doesn't think master will kiss her
>He does but just on the cheek
>Irate kiki biting her nails while cooking dinner and cursing roomba-chan

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>>21801877
Fucking hell, just wait until companion robots.

>> No.21801933

What happens if you duct tape a knife to your Roomba automaton?

>> No.21801936

>>21801928
Poor kiki I bet a smile from Roomba-chan and hearing her gush about how awesome she is at cleaning will make her jealousy subside

>> No.21801937

>>21801933
Combat Automaton.

>> No.21801938

>>21801933
Combat maid

>> No.21801939

>>21801933
You enable pest control mode

>> No.21801940

>>21801926
Well that would come full circle she repairs what she one damaged

>> No.21801943

>>21801904
That kid's getting spared in the coming robot uprising

>> No.21801948

>>21801939
>A Group of Mice Girls who broke in to steal food are now running in terror from Roomba-chan.

>> No.21801949

>>21801936
Kiki wonders why roomba-chan doesn't hate despite how she treats her

>> No.21801951

>>21801933
2B

>> No.21801952

>>21801917
I already like to think of Shogs letting little undifferentiated blobs of themselves scurry about, acting like roombas. Getting to pet them and praise them for doing a good job in ways the main maid body might find embarrassing is just a bonus.

>> No.21801956

Well great now I want to protect a vacuum like she was my daughteru

>> No.21801965
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Evil drow wife

>> No.21801967
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>> No.21801970

>>21801965
No thanks, don't like evil.

>> No.21801974

>>21801965
Gonna make her into Evil pregnant drow wife.

>> No.21801977

>>21801965
She's not evil just morally challenged

>> No.21801978

>>21801965
I want to brag about my cool evil wife to everyone!

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>>21801970
Look at this guy. Laugh at him.

>> No.21801981

>>21801978
oh yeah well my wifi is the most good

>> No.21801987

>>21801929
The day when we have personal android wifes can't come soon enough, the hope of it is the only thing keeping me alive.

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These are your wives now.

>> No.21801993

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure you pay your protection money less you wake up to something in your bed.
Something....disturbing.
Like a Horse girl giving head in your bed.

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Real dead hours.

>> No.21802036

>>21802030
Some of us have to sleep.

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>>21801993
How terrifying!

>> No.21802041

>>21801988
And now comes the honeymoon.

Last one standing gets first dibs.

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>>21802036

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>>21802036
>>21802043

>> No.21802053

>>21802043
Sleeping between a shorty and a buff, busty tall girl is how I want to spend my evening.

>>21802049
Goddamn that's snug

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Swimming caps.

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>>21802030
Undead qts

>> No.21802069

>>21801886

>Kiki becomes wife and thus gives her title of head maid to roomba-chan so that she can teach how to maid to master and wife's daughter

>> No.21802071
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>>21802053
Hellhounds are extremely comfy if you can get them to calm down for a bit.

>> No.21802081

>>21801980
I want to be an evil girl's bitch!

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>>21802071
I want to cuddle a griffon.

>> No.21802106

>>21802062
don't paint the undead

>> No.21802108

>>21802062
tae is best undead qt

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>> No.21802126

>>21802100
I certainly agree with that sentiment.

>> No.21802142

>>21801846
A gijinka roomba is currently a major antagonist in Yugioh.

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>>21802106
Or they'll what?

>> No.21802151

What would an undead robot be like?

>> No.21802160

>>21802151
A rusty hunk of junk!

>> No.21802161

>>21802151
Windows XP-chan

>> No.21802162

>>21802151
An old nokia phone that you forgot, but she didn't forget you.

>> No.21802170

>>21802151
Cute

>> No.21802192

>>21802162
I still use an iphone 5c

>> No.21802195

>>21802151
Strogg.

>> No.21802197

>>21802160
Rude, she has potential

>> No.21802198

>>21802192
I use a pay as you go flip phone

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>> No.21802203

I just wish I could protect all the monsters that need it

>> No.21802208

>In the arms of an angel plays over images of boys without momsters

>> No.21802226 [SPOILER] 
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Delivery for "A. Non"

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>> No.21802228

>>21802199
Would download MG finder

>> No.21802229

>>21802226
I think that's the wrong order, I ordered CR1616 Lithium batteries not mofu

>> No.21802231

>>21802203
God Speed Anon

>> No.21802235

>>21802229
Oh, our orders got switched

>> No.21802237
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>> No.21802238
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>>21802226
But I wanted a silver one.

>> No.21802239

>>21802226

>not a crate of thick scaly tail

return to sender

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>>21802239
Our apologies.

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>>21802238
Next time specify when ordering.

>> No.21802246

>>21802229
Oddly specific

>> No.21802249

>>21802242
Ahh!
Don't kill me!

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>Meet hot single elves in your area

>> No.21802256

>>21802226
Oh, I just wanted the rata delivery girl to come by so I could give her a kiss.

>> No.21802259

>>21802253
>no flatties
how distasteful

>> No.21802262

>>21802253
How many am I allowed to take?

>> No.21802266
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>>21802253
>tfw no elf gf
>tfw even if real still no elf gf

>> No.21802267
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>>21802262
As long as they're okay with it I guess, it's up to you to find the right ones.

>> No.21802268

>>21802226
Every time, I see that bundle of tails as a litter of singles.

>> No.21802269

>>21802256
I like the demon one that keeps trying to have you sign for packages you didn't order

>> No.21802270
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Who needs a swimming pool?

>> No.21802272

>>21802246
Pokemon carts with dead batteries
>>21802253
I love elves and I would be fine with one calling me a mayfly because I'd say if I'm a fly then she is my fruit

>> No.21802273
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>>21802268
That would be outright insanity.

>> No.21802274

>>21802267
They both look very dumb.

>> No.21802278

>>21802269
Do you think she'd be able to set me up with a cute devil?

>> No.21802281
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>>21802274
What, just because they're gyarus they have to be dumb, anon? That's racist.

>> No.21802284
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Consider the following: mofu vampires

>> No.21802286

>>21802284
Make the mofu vampire hourglass and we have a deal.

>> No.21802290

>>21802284
>1 tail
>Chuuni
Where is her mom

>> No.21802291

>>21802284
How come this fox is wearing a swimsuit when she's not at the beach?

>> No.21802293

>>21802290
taking photos of her

>> No.21802295
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21802295

>>21802262
>>21802266
>>21802272
Everything's fun and games until you find out she's a yandere.

>> No.21802297

>>21802290
I just realized how cute a chuuni living armor would be.

>> No.21802302

>>21802286
>hourglass vampires
Who would want such things?

>> No.21802306

>>21802144
think you're ashamed of them and sob

>> No.21802309
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>>21802302
Anyone with taste who prefer them over the loli ones?

>> No.21802310

>>21802237
bully this elf

>> No.21802311

>>21802295
Yandere elves are perfectly fine I think she is cute

>> No.21802314

>>21802309
I want sticc vampires
>>21802310
Not allowed, anti bully ranger protection time

>> No.21802318

>>21802295
Yanderes are for loving and finding their crazy antics charming

>> No.21802322

>>21802314
I want smol sticc girls as well. Thicc just isn't for me.

>> No.21802325
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>>21802295
Yandere a SHIT

>> No.21802327
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>> No.21802328

>>21802311
>>21802318
Good posts

>>21802325
Bad post

>> No.21802330

>>21802309
She's such a sloppy eater. Look at all that ketchup!

>> No.21802331
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>>21802314
>>21802322
I mean, it's nice that they have fans too that don't consider them failures, I guess.

>> No.21802336

>>21802331
>when centuries old vamp spots a cute young bloodbag

>> No.21802339

>>21802295
Then it gets even better. Yandere elves are perfection.

>> No.21802340
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>>21802328
T R A S H

>> No.21802341
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>>21802325
Best girls always have at least a little crazy in them.

>> No.21802345

Are yandere elves just overcompensating for being so close looking to human girls and not monstrous enough?

>> No.21802346
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>>21802331

>> No.21802349

>>21802336
I am more than just a meal I am a human

>> No.21802354

>>21802341
Nah

>> No.21802363

>>21802345
Elf girls don't have to prove themselves

>> No.21802365
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>>21802354
Yes.

>> No.21802369

What would you do if your daughteru becomes Chuuni?

>> No.21802374

>>21802369
Play along using the WWE personality I developed as a kid.

>> No.21802375
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>> No.21802376

>>21802369
Invite over the neighbor boy that she has a crush on

>> No.21802378

>>21802369
Do the "Are ya winning son" with her daily

>> No.21802380

>>21802314
gonna bully
>>21802327
bully her into marriage
>>21802363
haughty elves have a lot to make amends for

>> No.21802388

>>21802369
Pin her down and put my dick in her ass.

>> No.21802394

>>21802327
cute snake I bet she has amazing scales

>> No.21802401

>>21802376
That might just make him as much of a weirdo

>> No.21802409

>>21802401
He'll be even worse.

>> No.21802413

>>21802409
>>21802401
Imagine their daughter finding the lame photos of them as nerds

>> No.21802421
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>>21802394
Oh she has nice scales alright.

>> No.21802433
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>> No.21802443

>>21802421
I bet she also has a nice scale to weigh things

>> No.21802448

>>21802421
the glow is attractive

>> No.21802451

>>21802413
>Grandpa anon brings out the family photos to show his granddaughter how her mom was at her age

>> No.21802460
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You're gonna need a bigger boat.

>> No.21802462

I want to get my daughteru all hopped up on sugar, caffeine and aphrodisiacs!

>> No.21802468

>>21802462
I know you want grandkids but think about the well being of her childhood friend

>> No.21802472

>>21802460
You don't need a boat with mershark-san by your side

>> No.21802474

>>21802468
You fags are insufferable.

>> No.21802493

>>21802331
Why would a dainty, petite, gentle, beautiful girl be a failure?

>> No.21802494

Is there an opposite of lolibaba

>> No.21802497

>>21802494
Titania.

>> No.21802498

>>21802494
Autist girls?
Woman-children?
Wurms?

>> No.21802499

>>21802460
My U-Boat is plenty big.

>> No.21802510

>>21802494
Basically Titanias.
Which is also why they creep me out.

>> No.21802515

Cute pure and innocent girls are my favorite

>> No.21802518
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>>21802499
U-Boat?

>> No.21802522

>>21802518
You're acting like you've never seen a German U-boat in the middle of the jungle before.

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>>21802498

>> No.21802526
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>>21802522
Wait, we're in the jungle now?

>> No.21802530

Why does this thread like autistic girls?

>> No.21802532
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21802532

Another life destroyed by mofu addiction.

>> No.21802537

>>21802530
High-functioning autistic girls have cute traits that, when idealized by mamono mana, effectively get the best personality traits of a yandere, a genki girl, and a loli all in one.

>> No.21802538

>>21802522
Now that's a reference I didn't expect to see here.

>> No.21802541

>>21802530
We do?

>> No.21802546

>>21802532
There needs to be a way to cure it

>> No.21802550

>>21802538
Recently rediscovered my love for the series and for Claudia Black's sex-dripping voice

>> No.21802551

>>21802532
She's already getting the shakes

>> No.21802555
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>>21802530
They're fluffy!

>> No.21802556
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>>21802242

fat snakes delivery

>> No.21802557

>>21802532
This is how they get guys. They always give out first mofus free

>> No.21802561

>>21802556
The XXL Jumbo Python Special.

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>>21802557
>Hey, buddy

>> No.21802565

>>21802556
>tfw no thicc squishy snake coils to lay on

>> No.21802568

>>21802564
Only 500 yen, what a bargain! I gotta try this mofu stuff everyone's talking about!

>> No.21802574

>>21802568
ANON NO

>> No.21802578

I don't want mofu I want scalefu

>> No.21802580

>>21802557
What should I do if a Tanuki is offering me free samples?

>> No.21802592

>>21802580
Wear disguises to get more than one free sample

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>> No.21802603

>>21802592
But she says they're specifically for me! And some of them are a special blend of tea she made, with a secret ingredient she wants me to try!

>> No.21802607
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>>21802574
What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.21802615

>>21802578
I want both

>> No.21802616
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>>21802578
This scaly enough?

>> No.21802617

>>21802598
Why does she have exposed nipples on her belly?
What's coming out of them?

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>>21802607
Your life.
Next thing you know you're desperately working for some yakuza club, getting paid in room and fluffs.

>> No.21802628

>>21802615
This.
I want a bunyip snuggle pile.

>> No.21802629
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>>21802617
>nipples
I assumed they were some part of octopus anatomy.

>> No.21802631

How do you recover from mofu addiction

>> No.21802641
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>>21802628
That sounds exceedingly dangerous.

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>>21802631
Replace it with tentacle addiction.

>> No.21802653

>>21802647
But I want no monster addictions I guess I'd need to find a mind flayer

>> No.21802654

>>21802647
I'd take a kraken's tentacles over mofu any day

>> No.21802659
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21802659

Does your waifu have sick moves?

>> No.21802666

>>21802659
No. She thinks dancing is humbug.

>> No.21802676

>>21802666
why not dance with her

>> No.21802678

>>21802676
Because I agree with her.

>> No.21802679

How often do you think it takes for a nun to lose to her lust to shotacock and become a dark priest.

>> No.21802683

>>21802530
You're familiar with the theory that autism is an extreme expression of a male type brain or some odd mix of typically male and female traits?
And you're aware of how much of this thread wants what amounts to a husband with a tits and a pussy?
Those two things might be related.
Also nerd girls are hot.

>> No.21802684
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>>21802654
A wise choice.

>> No.21802685

>>21802679
How often does a dark priest use Wonderland stuff to keep her husband perma-shota?

>> No.21802687

>>21802555
big bunyip belly

>> No.21802686

>>21802641
How? It sounds exceedingly comfy!

>> No.21802689

>>21802679
I want to be her good alter boy and hold her hands and lower her lust

>> No.21802690
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21802690

teach jinns a lesson about occupying jars

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21802691

Join the Snake Cult.

>> No.21802694

>>21802690
Don't bully a greedy pot

>> No.21802695

>>21802641
>Croikey! A Human!

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>>21802689
>alter boy

>> No.21802700

>>21802685
As often as possible.

>>21802689
It might not be the best thing to do. It could very well increase her lust or even cause her to form an addiction.

>> No.21802706

>>21802700
Does dark priests keep their pubic hair nice and bushy?

>> No.21802709

>>21802698
fuck I meant altar
>>21802700
>increase her lust
But it's just some innocent hand holding while she says her prayers

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>> No.21802713
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>>21802691
Inari cults are much more fun.

>> No.21802714

>>21802710
I wanna hug her

>> No.21802720
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>>21802709
>hand holding
>innocent

>> No.21802721

>>21802720
Sure it is it's pure and platonic

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>>21802713

>> No.21802725
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>>21802721
It's the lewdest thing ever!

>> No.21802726

>5 new H-Roz in not sad panda

>> No.21802728

>>21802706
Depends on what you want.Although basic state is nice well kept bush. As the order gods demand, but of course you can change that if you want.

>>21802709
Yes, but she might become addicted. It will start out small, but eventually it will overtake her causing her to pin you down and take you. And thats not even mentioning possible withdrawl from even the slightest deviations from her daily dose.

>> No.21802731

>>21802723
Why is "umal" the correct answer?

>> No.21802733
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>>21802726
Where?

>> No.21802734

>>21802731
My a's also look like u's to people...

>> No.21802735

>>21802733
The normal version, not the ex one

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I hope Anon is rescued by a mysterious, masked Elf Rogue!

>> No.21802740

>>21802728
Good! If I'm going to be made the shota sex slave of a lewd nun, I'd at least like her to satisfy my desires as well!
Would she use her pussy juices as holy water to perform lewd rites?

>> No.21802739

>>21802731
She's helping you study for a test and the only correct answer to the question of who founded the feather guild is Umal the weightless

>> No.21802743

>>21802736
Can I give her some better armor for saving me

>> No.21802751

>>21802736
if I take off her mask, will she die?

>> No.21802759

>>21802734
oh so amal?

>> No.21802761

>>21802751
It would be extremely embarrassing

>> No.21802762

>>21802761
she's a cute girl

>> No.21802765

>>21802762
For you, Mayfly.

>> No.21802771

I like the idea of an elf getting to know me and beating herself up for calling me a mayfly and saying she is sorry

>> No.21802779

>>21802771
Flirting with your Elf party member always starts off slow. She just doesn't know how to react initially.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aZg6ZNofOg

>> No.21802786

>>21802771
Aww I wouldn't want her to beat herself up

>> No.21802796

>>21802786
if a haughty elf doesn't apologize she might as well put herself in the garbage

>> No.21802800

Haughty Elves are for protecting

>> No.21802810

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, practice your button mashing technique you never know when it might come in handy.
Like when your waifu says she can beat you in mario party

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>>21802800
Show an interest in archery, that's how you get them.

>> No.21802858

>>21802810
If I challenge a hellhound to smash am I just gonna end up under her?

>> No.21802872

As a general rule, should you enter a monster girl’s magical realm when given the opportunity?

>> No.21802873

>>21802858
Go up to a Hellhound and challenge her to a game of 'Smash'. See how she interprets it.

>> No.21802882

>>21802872
Do you mean demon realm? If so if you like the mgs that live there why not?

>> No.21802897

>>21802872
Are you referring to the /tg/ meme?
If so, then that depends on your level of openness to kinks. If you're vanilla, probably not.

>> No.21802908

>>21802873
a-as an offer for a good time?

>> No.21802910

>>21802882
>>21802897
Yes, I was referring to the meme. Should you immediately be open, proceed with caution, or shut her down when she starts to bring her fetishes into other things?

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>>21802908
Sure, a real good time...

>> No.21802915

>>21802910
If you're not into her, shut her down.
If you might be into her, proceed with caution and shut her down if it starts to spread into too many things.
If you are into her, be open, indulge her magical realm, and invite her into yours.

>> No.21802918

>>21802873
I don't know what's funnier to me, a hellhound walking in with her controller to find a naked anon ready for a different kind of smashing or an anon getting his pelvis shattered for picking winning with op characters one too many times

>> No.21802924

>>21802918
Truly Monsters are princeSS tier

>> No.21802936

>>21802918
>or an anon getting his pelvis shattered for picking winning with op characters one too many times

You know that even if you pick some OP character, she'll just kick your ass with Captain Falcon.

>> No.21802939

>>21802910
Do I have to learn /tg/ memes now?

>> No.21802966
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I want to travel

>> No.21802967

>>21802915
As an addendum: Magical realm behavior is standard courtship for most Wonderland dwellers. Accepting her magical realm at all is tantamount to accepting her marriage proposal.

>> No.21802974

>>21798480
New adventures have it tough

>> No.21802977

>>21802974
adventurers*

>> No.21802982

>>21802966
Hes probably focused on her ass

>> No.21802990

>>21802974
I wouldn't become an adventurer in the MGE setting unless I had an elemental covenant, a demon contract, or a living armor waifu.

>> No.21802995

>>21802966
I want a perverted NEET tanuki heiress to seduce me by showing me that she's into everything I am, both in terms of hobbies and kinks.

>> No.21803001

>>21802974
>New adventures have it tough
85% of being captured and enslaved in the first week

>> No.21803029

>>21803001
Even if they do end up become strong they will be hunted down by MGs who have hots for strong heroes like Lims or Baphos so yeah, becoming adventurer is like the surest way possible of getting yourself married to MGs

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Dead thread

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>>21803110
I'm way too hype about the new One Piece chapter to discuss monster girls. Have a zombie.

>> No.21803138
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IT'S BACK

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So, the panda isn't sad anymore.

sadpanda is back up for the moment.

>> No.21803142

>>21803138
>>21803139
NANI
So I downloaded all that stuff in a panic for nothing?

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>>21803138
Motherfucker beating me by 1 second

>> No.21803149

>>21803142
Probably a good idea to have it still, I'd recommend archiving more just incase.

>> No.21803153

>>21803136
>One Piece
that shit's dead after Ace got killed

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>>21803153
I love it more than ever.

>> No.21803340

>>21803165
Why are shark teeth so wonderful?

>> No.21803341

>>21803340
You like to live dangerously.

>> No.21803440

>>21803340
Shark tooth necklace from your wife's teeth!

>> No.21803480

>>21803001
I wouldn't mind being one of them. Maybe get taken to the Dark Elf kingdom

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>Sad Panda has been revived

>> No.21803496

>>21802990
Going on adventures and quests with a succ knight waifu would be pretty cool

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>>21803492

>> No.21803545
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21803545

Praise the angel momster for this miracle!

>> No.21803553

>>21803498
Not him, but I just woke up and learned about this due to his post. Today's going to be a good day.
Now if I could just get a Shoggoth to deal with my persistent back pain.

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>>21803553
>Yay! I get to massage mastah!

>> No.21803581

>>21803545
Thank you Angel

>> No.21803585

>>21803138
What happened?
Why has it been brought back?

>> No.21803588

>>21803585
Through Dick, Unity.

>> No.21803614

>>21803588
>Demon Lord army motto

>> No.21803687

>>21803498
I was doing night shift.

I guess the owner realized losing a literal portion of the internet that can't be replicated was a big deal?

>> No.21803786

>>21803687
To put into perspective how big sadpanda is, it's the 13th most visited porn site.

>> No.21803808

>>21803786
That's actually kinda low than expected? All that cookie bullshittery keeps out casuals I guess

>> No.21803875

>>21803808
Well it's a site mostly dedicated to what most people would consider "weird anime porn." Having it rank 13th in a list full of more mainstream shit like Pornhub is impressive, though most of the visits aren't from the west. Chinese visitors made up a massive percentage of users, and even Japan considered it their main site.
Hell, people in Taiwan set up a shrine on the street when it shut down.

>> No.21803902

http://imgbox.com/g/irU6M8fi6F
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 61. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/UCEZqZ15

Wiki updates:
All pages now have a link leading to the Fanart hub.

>> No.21803904

>>21803440
At the rate sharks renew their teeth, you need to figure out some uses for them I suppose.

>> No.21803929

>>21803904
Hey, it’s no different than using harpy feathers or dragon scales!

>> No.21803944

>ywn pound a banshee's soft ass while she screams quietly into a ball gag
I wonder if even death could unite me with my qt undead elf waifu

>> No.21803946

>>21803902
>Cerberus as a hellhound
Nice.

>> No.21803947

>>21803929
>making armor out of dragon scales
>in fact, SHE'S making it for you
>can't let her treasure get hurt

>> No.21803954

>>21803947
>>21803929
Anon, that's just weird. It'd be like if your waifu made something out of your cut hair or nail clippings

>> No.21803959

>>21803954
...you mean yours doesn't?

>> No.21803963

>You will never pound a Panda hardcore and cum deep in her pussy making her fat with your semen

>> No.21803981

>>21803963
That’s just the bear minimum I’d do

>> No.21803984

>>21803959
Kikis are neatfreaks. Also, she is of sound mind so nope
Atleast i hope so

>> No.21804054
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21804054

>Eating from the honeypot
Yes! Good! Good! Download your favorites! Reread them again!

>> No.21804062

>>21803959
What’s a non-creepy use for shed snakeskin?

>> No.21804066

>>21804054
I would do many things to a shortstack tanuki

>> No.21804070

>>21804062
Give it to spooder chick.
Spooder chick reweaves it with some tempering into pantsu.
Have idol Valkyrie with big hooters wear snek skin pantsu during concert.
Sell used pantsu through raccoon girls.
Moneies.

>> No.21804094

>>21803902
Why do you always upload the Master1200 when scraping from Pixiv?

>> No.21804112

>>21803492
For realsies?

>> No.21804116

>>21803492
I'm at work so I cant check

>> No.21804182

Boobie monsters

>> No.21804203

Where is my eldritch abomination made out of incoherent mounds of flesh monster girl?

>> No.21804212
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>>21804203
Here you go.

>> No.21804214
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>>21804203
Nope, she's mine. You can't have her

>> No.21804217

>>21804212
Nice.

>> No.21804227

>>21804182
What of them?

>> No.21804231

>>21804214
>madoka use to be advertised as from the maker if says no uta
>says no uta now advertised as from the maker of madoka

>> No.21804239
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>>21804227

>> No.21804257
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>>21802982
You would be too if she was wearing "The Sakuya."

>> No.21804267
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>>21804214
Can I at least have some of that green stuff?
>>21804217
Here she is in more traditional get up.

>> No.21804277
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>>21804212
Cutest abomination.

>> No.21804278

>>21804212
>>21804267
>>21804277
But who is she? Where is she from?

>> No.21804286

>>21804231
To be fair, Saya no Uta's a hard thing to sell. Someone's more likely to read something containing violence, rape, horror and a girl with a chest a baphomet would be proud of if you tell them the madoka guy did it.

>> No.21804293
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>>21804182
Booty monsters.

>> No.21804295

>>21804286
Rude. Saya no uta is considered by many a classic, including most of VN writers such as Nasu Kinoko

>> No.21804310

>>21804286
Isnt madoka also edgeshit?

>> No.21804314

>>21804278
An oc nankinjouto likes to draw. I think he calls her meat jersey girl.
>>21804295
Don't get me wrong it's one of my all time favorite VNs but it's a hard sell to a lot of people.

>> No.21804318

>>21804286
>To be fair
Fairness is a FAIRytale

>> No.21804332

I want to give headpats to all the lonely lolis in a Sabbath!

>> No.21804336

>>21804332
Sabbath are for head pats and nothing else.

>> No.21804402

>>21804336
Sabbaths are also for cuddling, and having tea parties, and meeting a friendly and supportive Familiar who seems to be made specifically for you after venting your struggles to a Baphomet!

>> No.21804404

dragons?

>> No.21804407
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>>21804332
>I want to give head

>> No.21804411

>>21804402
Also for raw dicking

>> No.21804413

>>21804336
Loli monsters are for gentle cuddle fucking.

>> No.21804439

>>21804407
That can also refer to eating a girl out, anon. If everything looks gay to you, maybe you're the alp in the mirror.

>>21804411
>>21804413
That comes later!
Every loli in the Sabbath who wants my cock participates in a game where I get blindfolded and my cock ridden by each participating loli until I can tell them apart by the feeling of their hole of choice on my cock.

>> No.21804443
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21804443

>>21804404

>> No.21804461

>>21804332
>I want to give head
Gay

>> No.21804474

>>21804439
Such beautiful depravity!
Care to go further?

>> No.21804507

>>21804474
Sometimes they'll try to mix me up, like using one hole for the first couple rounds and switching to another later. A common tactic is, to try to mess with my senses, have a different girl moan in my ear while the loli on my cock puts in a gag. The lolis who haven't had their first turn yet will sit on my face until it's guessing time, and the lolis who have my cum in them will eat each other out.
If I guess them all in the first two rounds, I win, and get to dominate them all as I please, leading to an orgy specifically catering to my fetishes.

>> No.21804523

>>21804439
>That comes later!
I feel that teen monster girls are highly under appreciated in this thread.
I want my teen hellhound damn it.

>> No.21804534
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>>21804413
Lolis are for gentle domming in romantic mood lighting.

>> No.21804536

>>21804507
The dream.

>> No.21804544

>>21804439
I've never seen it used that way
For women I've always heard it as going down on her.

>> No.21804547

>>21804507
What happens if you lose?
Also, do you stick to just the main Sabbath species, or do you enjoy other lolis, too?

>> No.21804550

>>21804523
I think a teen Sabbath that tried to appeal to ephebos would be pretty hot.

>> No.21804574

>>21804544
This is true but don't bully the little Alp too much.

>> No.21804584

>>21804523
Teens are great! I want a gyuaru teen neighbor who uses my house as a hangout for her and all of her single friends! Or alternatively, getting pestered by a pack of teen mice whose breasts are beginning to bud and they are all entering their first heat would be nice too. Though honestly, any situation involving an animal mg entering their first heat always makes for fine daydream material.

>> No.21804600

>>21804584
>Though honestly, any situation involving an animal mg entering their first heat always makes for fine daydream material.
I never thought of this.
That sounds absolutely amazing.

>> No.21804605
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>> No.21804625

Would you go down on a mg?

>> No.21804628
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>>21804404

>> No.21804638

>>21804625
Of course. I would both eat out and 69 with my wife.

>> No.21804643
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>>21804625
Definitely.

>> No.21804645

I want a legless lizard monstergirl

>> No.21804679
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>>21804645
I want an armless monstergirl

>> No.21804682

>>21802740
Of course. You better get used to the taste cause you gunna be drinking it in a lot of those rituals.

>> No.21804683
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>> No.21804689

>>21804443
Look at all the damage she is causing, dragons are dangerous!

>> No.21804694

>>21804625
Absolutely. It maker her feel appreciated.

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>> No.21804702

>>21804547
It's less a "lose" state, and more "the game goes on so long the lolis get tired", so I guess the "lose" would be falling asleep in a pile of lolis and sexual fluids.
And lolis of all kinds! Especially ratas and snakes!

>>21804544
I've heard "give head" as gender neutral, "go down" for women, and "suck off" for men.

>> No.21804703
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>>21804443
>tfw your waifu will never rip a whole through dimensions and tear a portal right into your home just to bring you back with her

>> No.21804706

>>21804694
Whst if she stinky?

>> No.21804711

>>21804703
I've had this feeling ever since reading the ending of Mirai Nikki.
>>21804706
Monster pussy smells delicious and it's a smell you love.

>> No.21804718

Dhampirs sure are cute

>> No.21804733

>>21804711
>Mirai Nikki
the what
you got a link senpai

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>>21804718

>> No.21804738
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>>21804733
Mirai Nikki, the manga that codified yandere in popular culture? Yuno Gasai, the girl who invented Yunoface? How could you not know this?

>> No.21804740

>>21804738
>When your non-yandere waifu gives you that look

>> No.21804741

>>21804738
i dont like yandere

>> No.21804742

>>21804735
Tomboys in girly dresses is my weakness. I blame Berserk.

>> No.21804749

>>21804741
At any rate she breaks through a dimensional barrier to be with her love.

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>>21804738
Ah yes.

>> No.21804766

>>21804625
of course and i would do it everyday.

>> No.21804767

>>21804738
>codified yandere in popular culture?
Did it?

>> No.21804770

>>21804738
Would Yuno be a wisp or Shirohebi?

>> No.21804776

>>21804767
Didn't it? Yunoface certainly became shorthand for the archetype as seen here for example>>21804761

>> No.21804783

>>21804770
Forget about her, what about actual best girl Uryuu?

>> No.21804815

>>21804740
That's scary

>> No.21804832

>>21804738
Literally babbies first yandere. She's not even a good yandere.

>> No.21804843

>>21804832
>a good yandere
Like a married bachelor? A square circle?

>> No.21804845

>>21804738
My daughter keeps making that face at the neighbor boy should I be concerned?

>> No.21804851

>>21804845
Only if he starts seeing BITCHES AND WHORES around the neighborhood.

>> No.21804854

>>21804755
Asses like that make me want to play bongos with them

>> No.21804859

>>21804776
It's a meme

>> No.21804875

I want to make a flesh-horror/abomination feel like the most beautiful girl in the world!

>> No.21804877

>>21804859
Yes.

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>> No.21804977

>>21804970
I want to wipe away her tears

>> No.21805013

>>21804977
Psst, that's not tears. She's just proto-goth.

>> No.21805014

>>21804977
I want to put her on a diet and exercise program.

>> No.21805021

>>21805014
I want her to bully me with her thighs

>> No.21805024

>>21805014
Why though? She already looks healthy and fertile.

>> No.21805025

>>21805013
What?
>Furthermore, they are extremely easily moved to tears. Besides the death of a human, they also weep over little things and all those tears arouse carnal desire in their husband, making him lust after them.
The breed is based around constantly crying.

>> No.21805031

>>21805024
Look at all those useless fat sitting around her torso. She needs to burn those away

>> No.21805046

>>21804977
With your hands or...?

>> No.21805055

>>21804977
I want her to wipe my dick with her pussy.

>> No.21805054
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21805054

Hol up a second

Why aren't there any pics of men hitting on monstergirls instead? I want to fluster a monstergirl.

>> No.21805061
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>>21805054

>> No.21805070

>>21804845
>When your waifu raised her daughteru into also being yan as way of getting a boy

>> No.21805077
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>>21805054
>>21805061
>tfw no qt monstergrill to dote on and make blush

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>>21805054

>> No.21805113
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>>21805093
If you took a dragon by surprise like that, would she panic and not know what to do, or would she get angry?

>> No.21805128

>>21805113
>Amour? I'll show you amour! My hands will hold yours, my wings will block out the gaze of others! My kisses are fire, my heart is yours!
Dragons are dorks, don't let them talk just kiss

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>Bill Sienkiewicz has a youtube channel anon-kun... let's learn to paint like him next! I know you can do it...
Even if you don't believe in yourself, Art Fairy does.

>> No.21805156

>>21805147
THICK cows are best

>> No.21805191

>>21805061
That's not an elf, that's a gun-tan.

>> No.21805199
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>> No.21805202

>>21805147
Cute tsun-cow

>> No.21805209
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>>21805156
Aren't all cows supposed to be thick

>> No.21805231

>>21805199
Short snake, can she even coil?

>> No.21805242

>>21805209
Yes.
Those who believe otherwise are wrong

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>>21804257
I love demons so much!

>> No.21805249

>>21804550
Same here, and there's also the charm of a lovely tween Lamia or Witch trying to balance their studies with sex.

>> No.21805288

>>21805209
not all of them are sometimes a random mutation happens and you get sticcs poor girls

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>> No.21805299

>>21805147
Are you man enough to breed a shortcow?

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>>21805054
Is there any art of some Anon falling for a Shirohebi willingly? They're the kind that doesn't make the first move.

>> No.21805322

>>21803902
those ocelomeh breasts are pretty nice

>> No.21805335

>>21804625
i'm gonna eat her from behind so my vision is enveloped by her ass

>> No.21805347
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>> No.21805368

>>21805347
where's the rest of her?

>> No.21805387

>>21805199
>>21805231
There should be a MG version of Q-bert where sneks chase you as you're trying to paint a floor or something and drag you off for fun times.

>> No.21805444

Now to think about it it lims are dumbos, is that hereditary? I mean your offspring can be a dumbass too.

>> No.21805457

>>21805444
Druella's fine though.

>> No.21805458

>>21805444
You might be the real dumbass, your post is absolutely incomprehensible

>> No.21805467

>>21805458
because I'm tired, so I have an excuse

>> No.21805473

>>21805249
And asking you for help with both, of course.

>> No.21805562

>>21805231
You just have to believe.

>> No.21805571

>>21805457
Canon Druella, or /mgt/ Druella?

>> No.21805576

I find all monsters cute

>> No.21805580

>>21805571
Canon.
KC's lilims are the only lilims worth paying attention to anyway.

>> No.21805600
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>>21805580
Rude

>> No.21805601

>>21805580
True.

>> No.21805603
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Comfy centipede.

>> No.21805608

>>21805603
I'd love to get a full body hug from her

>> No.21805784

>>21805576
Even alps?
Even siths?

>> No.21805790

>>21805603
I want to feed her food that I've licked!

>> No.21805792

>>21805784
Yes

>> No.21805807

>>21805312
Would a shiro be more like Anna Nishikinomiya than Yuno?
Anna-style yanderes (not sure if there's a distinct term for them) are my favorite.

>> No.21805811

>>21805792
What do you find cute about them?

>> No.21805821

>>21805811
Alps have a cute inexperience to them and siths have a fluff to them

>> No.21805829

>>21805821
What about Girtablilu?

>> No.21805835

>>21805829
A nice thick stinger looks very cute

>> No.21805867

>>21805835
How?

>> No.21805874

>>21805867
>Girtablilu
It has nice curves

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>> No.21805940

>>21805784
I find Siths sorta cute in a "would pet" way.

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>>21805829
What about them? They're not so much taboo as simply forgotten.

>> No.21805990

>>21805821
Yikes

>> No.21806003

>>21805821
I prefer it if they still havnt accepted what happen to them and act like doing stuff with them is Gay with a bit of resistance

>> No.21806033

>>21806003
Would that make the alp like it more or less up the ass?
Also, buy an alp a double-ended dildo so she can feel like she's stroking her old cock when she masturbates.

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>>21805990

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21806055

>>21805600

>> No.21806091

>>21805807
More like Yoshimi Satou than either of them. Yoppi is perhaps the closest thing that a Shirohebi could be

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>> No.21806119

>>21806095
What a nice looking spider

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>>21806033
They already have tails for that.

>> No.21806144

>>21806055
>Hey you missed pal

>> No.21806208

>>21806139
So she can get the visual too, until she gets a male friend who lets her straddle his cock and stroke it while pretending it's hers.

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