/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for the Fox Empire!

Hail to the Sabbath!

>>21772284
Thanks for the updates, the wiki options should be useful.

"Risky Ratatoskr" is finalized. Paste won't expire this time.

Contains shortstack, maledom, bondage, kidnapping, and consensual sex.
https://pastebin.com/Z7Qx8gCk

I need photos. Photos of pregnant monsters.

http://imgbox.com/g/p8dA5W9lqe
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 93. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/9ytVzJ83

Wiki updates:
Finished the list and added it to the Monster girls page.
Added a 'Roll for Waifu' button under the community tab.

Reposted since page 10.

>>21772426
Good stuff.

>>21772405
She's Pregnant! Not Fat!
Given how many babies mice usually have, I'd say she's only 3 months into her pregnancy!

>write a yandere character
>call it a tsundere
why would you do this?

You're doing your part for the Reich, right anon?

>>21772483
No. Fighting is gay.

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>21772483
I'm doing my part Ma'am!
I can't wait to see my wife after this tour on the Ost Front. We have triplets on the way!

>>21772499
So what do you propose? Women aren't becoming any more loyal or competent or dependable partners any time soon

>>21772512
Oh anon...

>Tfw you will never be "rescued" by a mershark on the beach
It honestly fucking hurts.

>>21772512
Anon, that's a Pasta.

>>21772483
>Joining the dog Reich
>Not joining Meowist Chinya

https://help.kunstmaan.be/hc/nl/community/posts/360033460434--Live-8-----------2019728

>>21772483
Nyet

>>21772526
So that's why she hated the sparrow girls

>>21772526
>Starving to death trying to make as many litter boxes as possible

>>21772536
>implying I wouldn't nuzzle my way up into the inner Party

>>21772493
>>21772526
To the camp with you.

>>21772506
Anon, your part means being a breeder.

>>21772543
I've already gotten my tanuki ties propagating news of war crimes and brutality from your camps. They've promised me a nice reward; both the commeownists and the tanukis!
I think the Americorcs are on their way now.

I like cute monsters that want to hold hands and play with my hair

>>21772483
Sorry, me and my succubus wife are individualists.

>>21772567
I want that but with an Elf who likes my round ears

>>21772512
That's a bot you idiot.

>>21772458
I imagine that a mouse household is just a flood of little mouse lolis clamoring over stuff like it’s a giant jungle-gym. A swarm of hyperactive little girl all vying for their parents attention!

>Anon, your beauty is unparalleled. I would not do it justice if I was a poet and spent my whole life writing about it
Which monstergirl is most likely to say something like this?

>>21772607
Phantom

>>21772543
What kind of a man would I be if I did not fight?

>>21772607
>>21772609
I wonder if it's possible for a Phantom to be non-chuuni. I bet all their fiction and philosophy would be very entertaining.

Oni Nee-sans!

>>21772616
An extremist kiki's master?

>>21772616
One doing its duty? Men are few, they're not to be put in danger.

Are the nurses from SH mgs? Because they were my first fearboner back as a kid.

>>21772405
What type of monster girl would you marry? I'd either go with kikimora or a cupid.

>>21772650
I really can't decide. I vacillate between Echidna, Kikimora, Merrow, Sea Bishop, and Nureonago.

>>21772650
I'd marry any girl that isn't a loli or a furry.

>>21772650
Holsts.

>>21772690
>I'd marry any girl that isn't a loli
>or a furry.
Sounds like your perfect match is a Cait-Sith

>>21772650
Whichever one that could bear to be in my presence without being overcome by a sense of pity or obligation.

>>21772431
Could be because I'm on a phone right now but I don't see the roll for waifu button.

>>21772650
In order of preference.
There's plenty of girls "lower" on my preferences that it could still work out with, I just probably wouldn't go for 'em given the choice.

>>21772426
Good work anon! I like it a lot!

>>21772650
>>21772719
>Lists/tier thread
Behold my superior taste! I would also marry the almost wife tier if i had to.

Can I be both a master and a butler to a kiki at the same time?

>>21772650

Mermaid, I'm a bit old fashioned, straight dere dere romance and love, most gentle and kind too,

>>21772743
Master in the streets
Butler in the sheets

Where were you when Sadpanda was kill?

>>21772650
Crow Tengu.

>>21772769
Backing up all my ex-only favorites.

>>21772769
Here, shitposting.

>>21772742
>Higher with minor changes
>Both of the siths are in this list
Can full on redesigns be considered "Minor changes"? Other then that, i do agree the siths aren't bad in concept.

>>21772769
work

Aquatic monstergirls are most trustworthy and kind

Flat ratas are the best!

>>21772650

>>21772797
Fat ratas are best!

I want to tie up a loli Wolfu and really work her tailhole!

>>21772650
Aside from the obvious answer and posting a wife commission, I adore houris, nures and nuras!

>>21772650
Hellhound.
Because why the hell not?

>>21772800
Wrong, but that's because you have bad taste.

>>21772807
>houris
Why do you love terrorists? Are you anti-American, son?

>https://i.imgur.com/mIGvOBR.png
have sex with fairies dude!

>>21772626
The sounds, of the guns...they call for me!

>>21772769
Up north in my cabin without my rig with my girlfriend meaning I missed saving my shit. I'm still up here till monday...

Chapter 24, get it while it's hot!

https://pastebin.com/Uh0nXC4f

>>21772650
Ushi Oni

Nothing gets a salamander wetter than a dual on a stormswept tower ruin.

Humans should be kidnapping monsters, not the other way around.

>>21772908
Anon go home you're drunk

>>21772650
I would a drug loli

>>21772908
>Implying most average people could even lift the most average monster girls
Unless you suggest we kidnap the young monster girls (At which case, enjoy your new bride you have to raise) no one can do jack shit.

>>21772650
There's only one for me, maybe add some orcs if they come as part of her horde

>>21772785
I wasn't really thinking when i made that section. Every loli you see higher up would be as oppai-lolis. That goes the same with the lolis in that section. I should redo it to make more sense and address the big issue with how it is worded.

>>21772878
Everytime...y'know, normal couples just cuddle under blankets when it rains...I call dibs on the claymore this time.

>>21772948
>kidnap a kobold while twirling your moustache evily
>she thinks she just got adopted from being a stray and just wags her tail the entire time
Even when they lose, those dastardly monsters win!

>>21772948
Humans have spirit energy. Men have testosterone. They both work great in giving men the strength to overpower and take your average monster. With the right equipment and training even a dragon or kraken can be taken.

>>21772908
kidnap fairies and fae dragons!

>>21772953
>oppai loli nurarihyon
>oppai loli large mouse
>oppai loli bicorn

I can appreciate these tastes. Specially the large mouse oppai lolis. There's nothing i wouldn't do for 20+ little imoutos who are all addicted to having my hands squeeze, molest, and play with their over-sized titties!

>>21772959
>>kidnap a kobold while twirling your moustache evily
See, when you say this all I can imagine is KDF as Snidely Whiplash.

>>21772874
Thanks for your writing anon, really enjoying your stories.

>>21772799
I wonder where the guy who hated kumihos go.

>>21772974
Actually i meant that just the lolis are oppai-lolis, but those where great ideas so i amgoing to add that when i do my redo.

>>21772650
A black dragon. I'd love to adopt a kiki daughter though so she grows up nicely to find a master.

>>21772974
>Pai loli Nura and Bicorn building a pai loli harem for you
I want it

>>21772981
Sorry, meant >>21772865

>Waifu Wisp
>Wisps seem most likely to be turbo dead neet fujos
>end up looking like a beautiful fucboi post death incubization

Would you be fine looking pretty anon or would you be mad that your manly chin / jawline is gone?

Behold, my superior taste

You are now manually realizing there is a loli-Bicorn in existence due to the Sabbath.

>>21772941
Is there a more mature version?

>>21773019
So you would two loli foxes?

>>21773019
No, not at all.

>>21773031
Isn't it every man's dream?

>>21772599
I’d hate to be the anon next door who catches the eyes of 20 of them.

>>21773040
Some men dream of bigger things.

>>21773019
What would a loli Cheshire be like?

>>21772650
One I can use as a scarf.
It's a surprisingly broad category.

>>21772908
Is it kidnapping if she’s a maid?

>>21773050
>Some men dream of bigger things.
Not me, i always dream of having a cute loli kiki who i could molest while she's on the job.

>>21773052
likes to play innocent but smug as hell

>>21773050
I don't know if I could even lewd a kiki. They're so pleasant and helpful I just want to cheer one on all the time and rest on them when I'm tired.

>>21772948
>go for a "wall" in the forest and take a "fall"
>flail and scream
>second a black harpy or 3 swoop down to come gloat and take their prize pull the cord on a bird net trap
>take home your new wives as they cuss you out the entire way back
>dig a hole 2/3rds the height and length of your average lamia in soft soil
>sit cover that bitch properly and sit over it on a safe stick
>do pretty much anything you need to lure a lamia type of your preference like espousing pharaoh superiority or describe yourself as vulnerable and alone etc.
>wait for a dumb bitch danger noodle to come and fall for a trick as old as geurilla warfare
>enjoy the fact that her snake body can't climb shit over half its length in height and/or width especially if the walls soft
>it puts the the ring on its hand or else it gets the hose again
>theres something like 40% of MG's that would just blush and stay flustered if you just ballsed up and openly approached them then proceeded to shout to the world she is now your wife as of this moment proceeded by putting a ring on it and just let you drag them away by hand into the nearest private area for consummation
>literally any large body, insect, or avian type mamano you can just throw ether at or carry a bucket full of broken seashells and vinegar towards and they'll just drop like flies and you can proceed to truss them up and cart them out using any method you feel like
>a soaked silk cloth over your face opens up just flat out yoinking shit like weresheep
>wurm would probably just be okay with whatever
>you just flat out ask her to get on the trolley or in the back of the van and come with you and she'd probably just be excited she's going on an adventure with a new friend
They say need is the mother of all invention but my dick is the father of ingenuity and my dick needs dat ass.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, teach a ryu the martial arts! She may be the head of a shrine but that's no excuse to not bulk up for self defense!

>>21773040
It’s not my dream anon. Give me your tired, pent up, and lonely CC monstergirls. That’s my dream anon, to give love to the loveless.
Also the thought of lolis just disgusts me outright. If KDF actually had a daughter like I do, he probably wouldn’t say the things he does.

>>21773082
But she cant do the flying spinning kick

>>21773087
>NEET Ryu who just wants legs so she can finally learn how to do a bicycle kick like in MK

>>21772769
Here, not caring

>>21772908
They do though. Humans take mamono slaves all the time, but the monsters are just playing along. After the men have fucked them a few times they forget about the slave/master dynamic and just settled down with their wife.

>>21773079
>senpai in the streets
>>21773067
>kawaii in the sheets
Make your choice, masters. Could you possibly bring yourself to blue ovary/lewd this young maiden?

I wonder what ocelomeh's paw pads feel like. I want to hold her hand, and for her to touch my cheeck

What's the ideal body type combo for a Liliraune?

Revised tier list from >>21772742

twitter.com/mikanbako365/status/1155286237105627136
Kiki leglock

>>21773134
>paw pads on cheeks
That's just down right dangerous, anon. You might end up losing your mind

>>21773040
Needs more meat

>>21773175
Jesus I’m giving that woman no less than twelve daughterus! And no one can stop me!

>>21773115
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
The ONLY proper way to be a good master to a kiki is to alternate between forcibly lewding her hard enough that she can't clean mid-cleaning blueballing her cleaning instincts just as she was starting to get into it and paying almost zero attention to her when she has no cleaning left to do because you did it all while she was spread eagle passed out on your bed recovering from the lewding so now you blueball both her cleaning instinct and blue ovary her one day the the next day just do things that slightly hint at you lewding her mentally or could be misconstrued as that all day long while she cleans but do absolutely nothing to her outside that even after you hit the bed.
Then just switch between the 2 that way when you do just walk up and pick her up mid cleaning she's had a full day of being blue ovaried and the blueballing of her instincts and the light blue ovarying after lines up and leads into the next day because then she'll think she's getting hints from you all day "on the off" day because of the prior days occurence.
She'll clean like nobodies business trying to ignore the build-up you've forced upon her but won't satisfy and when you do decided to do so she'll basically try her best to crush your pelvis.
You have to juggle it perfectly though otherwise you just end up with a kiki that's constantly mopping up the trail she's been leaving behind sort of like a dog chasing their tail for all eternity.

>>21773115
>Could you possibly bring yourself to blue ovary/lewd this young maiden?
Yes. Imagine her little eeps as you slowly snake your hands up her maid dress to feel her little, developing breasts!

>>21773107
>not keeping up the master/slave roleplay all the through her crying in the night
shoggy doggy

What do angels do if they are in contact with a shota?

>>21773252
They make that choir boy sing

>>21773252
Bedtime stories and hero training.

Tall Flat Cheshires are super smug

>>21773252
They train him right

My commission of Miia dressed as the Demon Queen is finished.

I really want to rest my face on my wife's useless meat.

>>21773236
I don’t care how many pictures there are, there will never be enough OL monstergirls pictures in my book.

>>21773302
Love the details, looks great anon

>>21772800

Why do people like tall flat monsters they are flat but not loli but tall but not mature. worst of best worlds

>>21773322
What

>>21773302
Cute!

>>21773326
Tall Flat= Flat like a loli but not as small, but tall like a mature one but no tits

Can I be a butler to a shog?

How tall are yetis?

>>21773322
Just look at this pleb. Look at this pleb and laugh

>>21773302
What useless meat? Everything there is vital.

>>21773335
Why would you want to be a butler to a smelly space slime?

>>21773302
Is she evil?

Since we keep getting triggered about Ratas being chipmunks or squirrels why don't we have art of both versions I want to see a Squirrel Rata and Chipmunk Rata being rivals

>>21773357
I want a video game of space marine slime girls killing dudes. Raccoon MG is their weapons supplier. Wurm is their cigar smoking sarge.

>>21773357
Because it would be fun

Girls with animal ears are made for head petting

>>21773386
>human ears

>>21773359
Ratas rats when

>>21773391
Double the ears to tease isn't ever bad

>>21773386
>4 ears

>>21773391
Please don’t bully her. She thought the human ear headband looked cute.

>>21773393
Would gopher ratas be muckrakers?

>>21773315
Perfect rata!

>>21773395
>Kiss on the human ear while you pet an animal one

>>21773398
I'm going to bully all her 4 ears.

>>21773315
>This is sure to get that hero's attention when I deliver his next message!

nacho

For anons who want a harem, what do you do if they unionize?

>>21773444
It’s great to see monster couples showing their love for each other.

>>21773444
Only true patricians would appreciate the canal pleasures of raw hatesex with an abyssal loli tsundere bitch

>>21773456
As in?

>>21773458
I want to hypnotize her into being deredere and record her so I can show her it after she is back to normal

>>21773444
>tfw no nacho to caustically insult you except actually mean it

>>21773462
You have to give them even more cum

>>21773456
But what would their demands be? How would they enforce said demands anyway?

>>21773456
Unionize so they can give you manticore barbs, potions, and all sorts of enhancers so you can please them all more?

>>21773456
Unionize all they want the heads are in my pocket so it'll just be a puppet union at best. Holsts ain't too bright y'see.

>>21773456
seize the means of reproduction

>>21773456
Ironically, having both a fox and tanuki means automatic union busting.

>>21773464
>hypnotize
>when you can actually do it with your dick

>>21773496
Yeah but doing it with the dick would give her an excuse hypnotizing would be even more embarrassing

>>21773444
Is it weird that that wouldn't bother me in the slightest but her just acting like an annoying child would probably make me drill her through the floorboards fist first followed by dick.

>>21773456
You can’t exactly bash their heads or do anything like that, but you could always tell them stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I met a Lamia down in Truth or Consequences. I was over in Silver City doing work with the mines. It used to be that one mine could supply a town with enough recourses and people to become incorporated. So after taking an afternoon to see the Gila Cliff Dwellings I broke the sole of my hiking boots and needed to go into town to get a new pair. I had snake skin boots back in the day before switching to leather. So I decided to go into Hot Springs, which is what they used to call Truth or Consequences before they renamed the city to Truth or Consequences in honor of the show Truth or Consequences. So I needed to head into to get a pair of boots.

>>21773508
Nachos are one of the few hard "No"s that exist for me, outside the obvious. Just everything about them seems so miserable and awful.

>>21773489
>Do you have to shout that everytime you grab my dick?

I like cute monsters trying to act sexy but not doing it right

>>21773465
>tfw no nacho to help me kill myself by slowly poisoning me at my request

>>21773519
I mean the transformation bit can go onto the tire fire with sandworm and mindflayer but I'm more getting at verbal abuse does literally nothing for or to me. I give the same amount of shits to caustic shit flinging as I do to calm discourse which is 0 shits but someone who's not a child acting like one would make me tard rage.

We need a high tear monster in the mundane public
Image the chaos of a dragon taking something minor as an insult and the the peoples confusion when you rub her horns to calm her down

What are they looking at?

Why was your waifu crying?

>>21773558
>>21773561
Those are the wrong questions to ask. The right question is how can we get it back?

>>21773561
Because I'm not real

>>21773553
>holst sees red in a shopping mall
>the nearby crowd just stares in odd confusion when you take her down and hog tie her like a mongolian horse rancher with a rowdy foal on instinct alone
>get odd looks from people and some brown noser breast feeding her kid out in the open constantly going "ahem" louder and louder at you because you whipped out your wives tits in public for the required noontime milking before it starts to hurt and cause health problems

>>21773566
Get what back?

>>21773551
>dissing Sandworm
I will fight you.

>>21773599
My baby back baby back baby back.

>>21773615
Won't be much of a fight with those pansy cuck arms and chicken legs you vore lovers always have.

>>21773622
It's not vore because there's no actual eating involved.

>>21773618
What year is it?

>>21773622

>>21773628
>literally being ingested into a body through the mouth
>quite literally the foundational aspect of vore as even being taken into the mouth and spat out constitutes vore digestion is not required
Its vore.

>>21773629
I'm not even the guy that originally started it I just saw an opening and couldn't let it slide.

>>21773561
I told her i wasn't right for her and that she should find someone better.

>>21773652
>into a body
But the girl is the body-the worm is just a shell.

>>21773633
Come down from there this instant!

>>21773658
The girl is the main body but the rest of the worm is still a part of her body which means you're being ingested into her body which is vore.
Its vore. It's always been vore and always will be KC only made the distinction so people would stop making comments about people only banging a tongue and thus being permavirgins and his only statement on why is that it just contains the sexual organs.

>>21773629
Year of the Pig!

Is it bullying to play this song for a Nightmare, or would she think it’s nice? https://youtube.com/watch?v=EErSKhC0CZs

>>21773561
She wore out her favorite body pillow and the White Horn delivery girl won't be able to get another pillow for a week

>>21773561
Fucked too hard

>>21773676
Wrong it's the year of the dog

>>21773693
>no tail

>>21773701
Actually year of the dog was last year
Next year it's going to be mouse's

>>21773676
What a nice lady, I'm going to tell her where my village is.

How do you make a unicorn go into Destroy Mode?

>>21773715
Tell her you're fan of My Little Pony

>>21773705
I can accept that
>>21773715
Tell her you've been going to the gym and met your minotaur gym buddy, and how she constantly calls you stud and follows you into the mens locker room

>>21773715
Future bicorns will go into destroy mode when you tell them mid-creampie you aren't a virgin.

Feed the bug.

>>21773722
>Implying she wouldn't turn into a bicorn immediately after you take her virginity while not being one yourself
It's funnier to tell her to look in the mirror and watch her fully give into the pleasure

>>21773736
Nah you gotta tell them right before the transformation. Though a mirror would be good as you get to see them go from warm and happy pleasure face to scrabbling panic and fear to lascivious pleasure face in the span of 5 seconds.

>>21773734
Bugs are for ignoring until they depression-eat themselves into thick Papillons.

Is there a hydra monstergirl that I can do this with? https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=434098

>>21773748
>Creampie a bug so much she inflates into a Papillon

>>21772769
It did nothing but enable my more unsavory fetishes
I'm glad it's gone

>>21772908
I am gonna kidnap the local human shrine maiden, corrupt her, then get beat up!

>>21773755
Wocky fills that role and maybe chimera

>>21772865
Noice

>>21772650
Kakuen

Tell doormouse-chan a bedtime story one word at a time

>>21773829
DICK

>>21773833
the

>>21773834
birthday

>>21773837
boy

Werewolf is for HAND HOLDING LEG LOCK MATING PRESS.

>>21772650
Hellhound! Alternatively, a Yeti, or Anubis.

>>21773903
Look at those fluffy paws.

>>21773903
I want a pawjob from a hellhound!

>>21773675
Its called the main body in the profile. He did it to try and prevent the comments, but sadly vore autist are persistent.

Would calling ratas "tree mouse" make them mad?

>once a monster girl births her tenth daughter, she gets a certificate in the mail signed by the Demon Lord herself designating her as an official broodmother and asking her to keep up the good work
>many monsters proudly frame it and hang it where guests can see
>those families also gain funding as an incentive to keep popping out as many babies as possible

>>21773999
That club is really devalued by mice.
In fact, since power and reproductive capacity are inversely correlated, it's basically a consolation prize.

>>21774010
Dont forget the true queens of the brood: vamp mosquitos.

>>21773999
Gonna help my ancient ushi wife in getting that title!

Which monstergirls are considered the strongest/dominant?

>>21774010
>t. salty CC Dragon who secretly longs for daughterus

>>21774010
I bet mice and other such monsters have to meet higher qualifications because it's so easy for them. Like 100 instead of 10

>>21774020
Lilith>lilim>baphos>dragons,arch succs, wights>everything else.

>>21774020
Was gonna say dragons, but they are just mere female lizards

>>21774032
>baphos
>strong/dominant
I don't care how much magic power they have, all lolis get bent over stuff and pounded.

>>21774032
pretty sure Hellwans rank higher than Wights

>>21774020
My kiki headmaid

>>21774059
>guard dogs rank higher than realm makers and runners that have their own armies
Nah.

>>21774049
Baphos are the physically strongest species.

>>21774059
Pretty sure your retarded. Wights are the undead queens and strongest undead. Hellwans lose the moment they get hit with a wight claw.

>>21774032
What about pharaoh ryu Apophis and ice queen?

>>21774075
>monster that even gods could not tame
>guard dogs
You may sound brave now, but can you be this brave when you see them eye to eye?

>>21774099
Ryu is a dragon and thus covered, but i did forgot the ones mentioned. Also genies. I would say pharoah, apohis, and ice queen in the wight tier and genie in another tier just below them.

Has magic gone too far?

Friendly reminder that the uniform of a properly trained, high-class maid always includes a pair of nipple clamps and a nice large butt plug.

>>21774116
2 human 4 me

>>21774127
>Not one designed for pregnancy

>>21774116
Not far enough. Need to go more fertile.

>>21774100
Thanks to my wight wife I no longer fear mortality and thus am free from the shackles of fear.

>>21774116
Until I see a sandworm, manticore, tentacle mix, I'll say no.

>As you can see..
>We're currently living in the era where humans, elves and orcs all live in peace and harmony
>So make sure you never go kidnap and rape any female knights, okay?

>>21772650
The only monster or woman I would ever accept is my Night Gaunt waifu.

>>21772650
I'm so fucking desperate I'd settle for any monster girl.

>>21774169
>Sister! It's an emergency!
>What happened?!
>Me and my my brother was hunting in the woods, and we came across this.
>He's severly hurt, looks like a grizzly got him
>By the looks, I guess he's "human knight"
>Sister, hurry and use recovery magic on him!

>>21774116
Nonsense! Magic has no limits! Magic isn't about why, it's about /ss/!

Minotaur press https://i.imgur.com/lYwOOvQ.png and Ocelomeh butter-t https://i.imgur.com/1x0NyNl.jpg

>>21774175
>? Sister, what are you doing, hurry-
>Sister?!
>Human knight...
>Your Orc's instict is kicking in!
>O...orcs?!
>Unhand me!
>You...you must be bandit of Orcs!

>>21774179
That's nice and all, but mating pressing a centaur would be far more impressive.

>>21774180
>Hey, just calm down and listen to us firs-
>A big female Orc?
>You must be the boss of this bandit!
>Boss?!
>Despicable beings, don't underestimate my power as a knight of the kingdom!
>He's so cool..
>I shall perish you this instant..
>p...perish...
>Ah, he fell

>>21772650
My Dark Mage wife.

>>21774179
Also, I now know what I'm beating off to tonight. Love seeing my waifu get ravaged like that.

>>21774169
I love monstergirls who act out of the ordinary for their species

big titty banshee gf

>>21774208
>Playing "that game" and having your banshee gf pilot her namesake and attempting to splatter you only to get shot down by a Spartan Laser

>>21774208
big titty banshee momster gf

>>21774239
Banshee Motherfucker!

>>21772410
>>21772416
>>21772483
War. War never changes.

>>21773456
Outsource.

>>21773456
Does "unionize" mean they are going conspire to imprison me in a sex dungeon and have their way with me 24/7?

>>21773977
It'd suck for her, having to clean it all out of her fur after

>>21772908
>>21773081
Also remember: If she's a biter, she gets the ball gag.

Yo, oyabun!

>>21774285
Believe it or not but both male and female sexual fluids wash away with amazing ease using just plain water. It only becomes an issue when its soaked into something like textiles but fur and hair are fine assuming you're willing to soak them thoroughly.

>>21774334
> Not taking obscene pleasure when you jizz in a girl's face, get it in her freshly saloned hair, and having her curse at you because it cost $50, how could you, you pig?!
Their complaints are like music to me.

>>21774358
Their fault for spending $50 on a haircut.

Demons are cute!

>>21774448
I wish he used grey instead of blue. You'd get a much more aesthetic dealsucc that way.

>>21774311
I bet she has a heart of gold!

>>21774513
Blue is best

>>21774285
Having a Hellhound suck your cock must be a really warm experience. Especially when you hear the semen boiling inside her mouth

>>21774513
You can have a red,grey,green walking around one of the nice things about mge

>>21774513
What about white?
Not white people white, white white.

>>21774566
>green demon
Eew, no

>>21774448
The best.
Why can't the demon army just invade ;_;

>>21774577
White is for pure succs that can only get off on handholding.

>>21774621
>can onlt get off to handholding
you mean degenerate

>>21774625
Pure as snow, as the hearts of White Horns and the minds of Unicorns!

>>21774566

>>21774703
succs, deems and lims

Fucc The Succ

>>21774191
Imagining you doing it I hope.

>>21774834
>succ is incredibly inexperienced

>>21774311
What series of misunderstandings has lead her to think I am someone tough enough to be called Boss?

>>21774923
>succ has to prove to her mom that she can make a human boy cum while she's watching

>>21774954
>little does she know he's already involuntarily cum to her five times since seeing her this morning
>which is why he can't get it up

Why is she raiding the fridge midnight?

>>21775047
Because midnight snacks always taste better than regular ones

>>21775050
Unicorns are cute but I wish they didn't have horse pussy

>>21775047
I dunno but that's how she gets fat.

>>21775074
You know what to do to put her back in shape,its only good fat if it goes into the right bits

>>21775084
Groping meaty wendis!

>>21775047
The perils of keeping large quantities of stretchy meat in a single place.

>>21774966
I feel like this could also be a problem with a lilim gf
>Lilim making breakfast for her boyfriend
>bf walks into the kitchen
>Lilim forgot to turn off her "mindbreak" aura or whatever
>bf immediately starts humping her legs like a beast

What would your waifu do if her daughteru wasn't the same species as her due to some magic fuckery during the pregnancy

>>21775180
Love her just as much as her sisters! Hey, you didn't say it was unexpected magic fuckery.

>>21775198
Canon best moms

>>21775198
Echidnas are really cute I'm not even all that much into legless girls but they have a cute factor to them

>>21775204
Lovely broodmothers for lovely breeding. Raising the kids must be hectic though.

>>21775206
So you're a leg man then? Do you prefer thigh, calf, or feet?

>>21775180
I'm sure she would love her daughteru no matter the spaces honestly this is a dumb question because no matter the species a momster will love her kid

>>21775047
White Horn-san believes in giving her Snuggle Scouts healthy snacks like granola bars and fruit cups, she hasn't had even a nibble of meat all day!

>>21775227
>Raising the kids must be hectic though
I imagine an Echidna can subdue the rowdiest of hellhound pups with a just glare

>>21775227
Not really a leg man I just like the humanoid bodyshape if I had to say a part I guess thigh

>>21775259
Only experienced mothers have the skill of the Spoon.

>>21775274
So just regular hourglass ladies would do it for you? Any species in particular

>>21775180
>Slime waifu saves up spirit energy and splits it off into a new slime but for some reason the outside of the new slime hardened into a pseudo egg and over time a harpy hatches

>>21775294
Kikimoras are cute, and so are ratas it sure is hard picking a single waifu and my autism won't let me go the harem route

>>21775295
Don't bring your slimes to Wonderland.

>>21775304
>>21775294

And so are Tanuki, wow this is hard good/bad thing the portals won't open soon so I still have plenty of time to figure it out

>>21775295
Harpy and slime is a weird combo though I guess it would work what kind of challenges would she have raising a bird since she is a slime I guess getting a friend to teach her daughter how to fly would be important

>>21775315
Well when the harpy gets old enough she would be able to take her momma flying just gotta put her in a bucket

>>21775306
There is nothing wrong with a wonderland vacation it is a safe place to visit

>>21775336
>Safe place
>harpy daughteru comes back pink

>>21775336
I kind of like the idea of certain monstergirls being as afraid of Wonderland as some anons are. Like a very professional, stoic kiki who doesn't want her master to find out about her secret lovey-dovey gentle femdom fantasies that would no doubt manifest in Wonderland, so she constantly (and increasingly desperately) tries to redirect their vacations elsewhere.

>>21775355
>>21775326
>Slime waifu is cowering inside her bucket
>Wah! D-daughter, can we fly a bit lower? It's scary!
>It's ok, momma! It's perfectly safe!
>Meanwhile you're sitting in the cable car up to Harpytown hoping they're alright.
>At least, they can sing about snacks on the way up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szLVHLWjgpw

METAL slimes

>>21775378
I'm sad this isn't a gif where the metal slime vanishes

>>21775369
Well that sounds adorable I wonder if the mother would eventually love the air. I'm imagining when the harpy was young the slime bought how to fly video tapes and books so that she could learn how to teach and then using her slime body gave herself slime "wings" to help demonstrate the motions to her daughteru

>>21775378
Can monstergirls be boomers?

>>21775388
Wouldn't work, I don't think slime is aerodynamic enough. I'd imagine she or her husband would find a harpy neighbour or friend to help teach the daughteru. Baby harpy would grow up with her parents and lessons from her "aunt" and "uncle".

>>21775390
Dark matter bombs don't boom so much as splat.

I think he should have stopped with the deer. Which species would you settle down with if you were in his shoes?

>>21775403
>I don't think slime is aerodynamic enough.
That's not what I'm meant I'm not saying the slime would fly just that she would mimic the motions to her daughteru and baby mimics them back but instead of being stuck on the ground her motions would cause flight after that you get to the advanced stuff you bring in a harpy

>>21774021
>”Whatever. I’m fine not having kids. You just burn through your horde looking after those brats.”
>Secretly, she would trade everything she has away for the opportunity to have a beautiful daughter to hold and protect and nurture.

>>21775419
The spider, scorpion and snake.

Can dragons be motherly?

>>21775420
I bet it would look silly watching a slime try to flap her arms like wings but the moment the harpy starts getting air those fake wings and the rest of her body for the matter would lose shape due to just how proud the mom for seeing the first flight that she lost focus of everything but her daughter

>>21775434
She could always adopt

>>21775420
>>21775455
Sounds legit. I can imagine the baby harpy cheerfully imitating mama and flapping her wings the first few times. I'd take photos of that and bring them out years later just to embarrass the both of them.
And of course, mama is a perfect safety net if baby can't stay airborne for very long.

>>21775434
I'm not sure how a P'orc horde is used as currency, but I can get behind that.

>>21775461
>Dragon becomes a cat lady but instead of pets she has cat daughterus

>It's hot again
Ice Queen pls come back

>>21775106
>forgot to turn off my swag
>woke up covered in hubby’s cum

>>21775503
>It's easier for her to become an adopted grandmother than a mother
How happy would she be when she has her first egg hatch?

>>21775295
Check the local hat harpy colony. Maybe one of their kids hatched a little “runny”

>>21775503
>Lonely CC dragon too proud to admit she really does want a daughter
>Cheeky "stray" cheshire too proud to admit she really does want a mother
Can you be tsundere for your own adopted family?

>>21775512
It's too hot even for desert Ice Queens

>>21775366
>I don’t know, I think we’ve been just about everywhere on our vacations.
>”There’s always that Otohime’s place!”
>Yeah, but it’s always so crowded this time of year.
>”Let’s look at a map. I’m sure there’s somewhere new.”
>What’s this little place over here? I’ve never heard of that before.
>”Aa-um. Master. L-let’s look elsewhere.”
>Wonderland? Like the Lewis Carrol book?
>”O-oh! Why don’t we go here! It’s in the sea. You enjoy the water don’t you?”
>...may produce unusual reactions in certain monsters...
>”Let’s go here instead. Chaos Depths! ‘A pitch black world of indescribable horrors and pleasure.’ Doesn’t that sound better? T-t-t-they have five star restaurants.”

>>21775567
I bet the cheshire messes with her mom by slightly teleporting a coin into the wrong hoard pile

>>21775378
A girl to surpass Automatons!

>>21775574
>desert Ice Queens
so would they be like the ancient ice merchants

>>21775587
>Oh, come on, let's try something new!
>her face when they check in

>>21775574
More like dessert Ice Queens.

>>21775587
That's so adorable. You can just imagine her looking through the brochure and trying to hype up every single detail about the Chaos Depths ("Look, they still use cursive for their signs, how exciting!") while her master makes a mental note to look into this Wonderland place even further. Bonus points if the kiki's feathers are already pink.

>>21775658
>Bonus points if the kiki's feathers are already pink.
That would mean she has family there and thats just prime bullying coming her way when her family asks to meet her master

>>21775648
Just don't call them Dairy Queens

>>21775620
>Kiki and her husband enter Wonderland through a well advertised hole in a tree
>After seemingly falling for a while, they softly land on the trampoline-like floor
>The trumparts guarding the door ask the usual international travel questions
>”Last question has two parts. Are you currently of sound mind and body? If so, would you like to be returned to this state at the end of your stay?”
>Husband stares in confusion while Kiki quickly answers yes to both and gathers up their luggage
>They walk through the door and into the Wonderland visitors center, a very crowded grand central station like building.
>A Cheshire saunters over, wearing an oversized tour guide hat.
>”Welcome to Wonder~nyan~d! I’ll come back to you two later. Here’s a water bottle and a towel. See you two syoon!”
>’What did she mean by that?’
>Husband looks over at Kiki and sees her undressing
>’W-what are you? So many people?’
>”Shhhhh! Just go with it, my dear.”
>Husband lets out a lusty growl before playfully pouncing on her as they start fucking right in the middle of the crowd.
>Just another happy couple enjoying their vacation.

>>21775746
How cute, she's finally honest with herself. I bet after that vacation she'd be back to her usual self, but behind her professional smile her head is full of all sorts of lewdness.

>>21775670
>>21775658
I bet she always explains it away as being Eros followers instead of having JubJub ancestry.

>>21775758
That might be deviant but at least they tried

>>21775767
There’s potential, as long as they don’t go down the wrong path.

>>21775758
Pretty cute, obviously still learning but their heart is in it.

>>21775761
>JubJub Kiki
Whoa

Would elementals in Wonderland develop traits of the suit analagous to the minor arcana tarot suit of their element?

>Spades Sylph
>Clubs Ignis
>Hearts Undine
>Diamonds Gnome

>>21774948
Why else would a regular-looking boy end up in the special school for delinquents?

>ywn have comfy life in a Sabbath

>>21775926
Napoleon Bonaparte sent his wife Josephine a letter where she asked her not to bathe for three days before he returned home. This exquisite appreciation for a woman's scent shows us that the most intelligent of men prefer High Orcs.

>>21775938
so what you're saying is smells are for manlets?

>tfw no Alice waifu

>>21775971
Why don't you step down here and say that to my face?

>You are lost in the woods when suddenly this momster appears.
What do?

>>21776032
POCKET SAND

>>21776034
And if that doesn't work?

>>21776034
That's not very nice,she just wants to take care of you and keep you safe.

>>21776032

>"Hello"

>>21776063
Then I tell her I don't want no trouble.

>>21776032
Ask her if any alraune or barometz are nearby.

>>21776032
Fight for loot.

>>21772483
Don't mind us, just paving the way to your complete and total air incapability.

>>21776123
Von Braun didn't ask for this

>>21776121
Anon you are the loot.

>>21776032
Ask where her little sisters are.

>>21776135
And she is mine.

>https://i.imgur.com/NnfnTf4.png
>tfw no pepper pupper to do this to me

>>21776175
golly

What kind of books would you read with your daughteru? I think I Spy would be fun to read with a little gazer

>>21776183
are there waterproof books?

>>21776199
Yes there are

>>21776195
cute shark would marry

>>21775864
>Diamond suit elementals
This seems incredibly dangerous.

>>21776203
i'm just gonna tell her stories about mom hunting great sea monsters and fluff it up here and there.