/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would make this post for the shorties but

Sadpanda is making me sad

>>21761342

That last thread has me wanting a dom kiki maid-mistress.

Are you sad?

>>21761342
>>21761355
Get fucked

>>21761355
Nah, I got a Bunyip coiled around me.

>>21761355
Gimme the chubby panda

Give your Kiki and a kissi

One of these things doesn't belong

>>21761355
KC made pandas so breedable.

>>21761355
I want to FUCK that panda.

>>21761364
Practially every other hentai archive site on the net gets their material from sadpanda. This is nothing short of a disaster.

>>21761378
Nightgaunt because she’s not shit!

Which mamono would like mutual masturbation most?

>>21761383
So?

>>21761390
Merrow.

>>21761383
i don't really care about doujins

Dutch government shutting down sad panda cause of loli/shota
If there are any comics you want to save now is the time to do it .

>>21761394
Where are we gonna get it now, genius?

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

>>21761413
>Replying to the troll
He is only trying to start shit you dumbass

>>21761398
Care to elaborate?

>>21761413
Santa

>>21761355
Why does bad news keep coming?

>>21761411
Not even our doujins?

>>21761430
>In Soviet Russia, you fuck tentacle monster(girl)

>>21761413
You don’t. Simple enough.

>>21761430
very few and none of the girls i wanna see, i prefer images alone for masturbatory aid.

>>21761429
Because politicians and corporations are parasites, normalfags are insectoids and cattle, and human civilizaton as a whole has a terminal aids infection. I don't want to get all political here but that's simply the facts. The bad news never end, and the elite and -isms will take and take and never stop taking more.

>>21761438
But now we won't have any more comedy gold.

>>21761446
>implying that shit is funny

Foxes!

>>21761443
And what do you intend to do about it boyim?

>>21761452
Foxhounds!

I wonder how monster girls would take this sort of news.

>>21761441
Those will take a hit to. With no safe place for patreon leaks and thus dissemination to other sites patreon only material and prices will sky rocket because now they can do so unopposed.

>>21761454
We could always join isis or something I guess.

>>21761458
Do you really think anything will change?

>>21761454
How would a conspiracy theorist end up with a Tanuki?

>>21761452
mg's in spats are for marriage

>>21761464
Considering its existence has been a constant preventative for just that type of thing at the admittance of the art community for years now? Yes.

>>21761456
Organize a protest.

>>21761355
Reminder its very likely you'd see these pandas in human cities and territories.

>>21761443
Careful with that edge

>>21761452
i'd milk that fox

>>21761483
i don't see any edge in his post.

>>21761443
>>21761483
Humanity has always been cancer, the internet has just made it more obvious.

>>21761492
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
SATURATION

>>21761456
>>21761475
they'd just make free porn and give it away

>>21761381
Good on the outside, the inside, and the inside. They're damn good indeed.

>>21761494
Nani?

>>21761503
Awesome

>>21761456
Probably be happy since less porn means their men have to pay more attention to them.

>>21761412
Glad I got the heads up. I've saved everything I liked since the LAST purge, but there was some stuff I hadn't read yet that needs to be hoarded.

>>21761501
Simple. The MG virus will be released into the stratosphere, and three quarters of the human population will be forcibly mutated into monster girls.

>>21761495
The amount of porn monster girls make would far out number what we have. Those Leanan Sidhes are hardworkers.

>>21761456
Depends on the mamono.
Clubs-suited Wonderlanders, Sylphs, and Gremlins will probably be the most disappointed.

>>21761501
RE5 reference

>>21761535
>"BABY SHARK DODODODODODO"

>ywn be a shota raised in an Order temple
>ywn have your secretly-corrupted pslime or dark priest nun mentor tell you about how your "holy boy lance" has a special power to subdue demons
>ywn be guided to a demon realm to go use your new "holy art" in front of a demon onee-san

>>21761550
>What is it onii-chan?

>>21761568
I didn't know weresharks could be so cute!

>>21761568
flatfish are good fish

>>21761456
This probably wouldn’t happen if we had mge mg in our world

>>21761523
Imagine the ASMR

I don't know if I'd prefer a Shirohebi, a Basilisk, or an Apophis.

>>21761587
What would they think of Male ASMR videos / sound?

>>21761583
looks terrible

>>21761587
>>21761604
ASMR?

>>21761587
>Any MG who's voice has effect on people still works even in ASMR videos.

>>21761587
it would make me pretty angry just like all asmr that involves speaking

Rata are righta

>>21761606
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

>>21761610
>Accidentally listen to a lamia's ASMR

>>21761587
>god voice works over streams
>she can give viewers jerk off instructions their body follows without a second guess

>>21761648
I'd be really angry if she caused me to make a mess

>>21761644

>Mermaid puts up a video of her singing
>Listening to it will render you unable to do anything else for however long the video lasts.

Subscribe to Rata Doujin Delivery service today!

Every subscription comes with a complimentary flat rata, since we all know you used exhentai for loli hentai

>>21761664
But I like shortstacks!

>>21761666
We serve shortstacks too.

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>21761666
I wanna cumflate a shortstack too, Satan.

>>21761670
You aren't me!

>>21761666
As the flat rata is complimentary, we offer no customization.

>>21761666
Who doesn't?

REMINDER TO ARCHIVE ALL THE MGE SCANS ON EXHENTAI NOW

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EXHENTAI IS GOING DOWN IN A FEW HOURS

ARCHIVE IT ALL TRANSLATIONS EVERYTHING

>>21761711

>>21761711
Check the OP.
All translations have already been archived.

>>21761711
If you're like me and is just as fine saving the only titles of your favorites then use this https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/23406-sadpanda-save-export-all-favorites

>>21761559
>Pslime nun guiding shota away
>not taking him herself.
Unless shes married i call fake.

>>21761664
Stop trying to make me love squirrel girls!
It might be working!

>>21761746
They come in larger sizes too!

>>21761733
We als need to make sure

>Alternate language translations
>Scans without translations
Are all saved too. If not we can potentially lose a lot.

>>21761711
>>21761737
https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/10379-e-hentai-downloader
Can also be used to save galleries without using credits or torrents.

>>21761670
How about pai-loli rats? Do you serve them or just ratas?

>>21761759
There's still the gallery limit which takes gp to reset.
Not that I don't have a fucktillion of that but still.

>>21761736
There are several species which I prefer how they were portrayed in EMG rather than MGE. Some.

That said, who would you guys host?

>>21761757
>Alternate language translations.
Don't think the korean ones are saved. Chinese ones are saved on their mainsite.
Most of the novels are untranslated, so, there's only the jap version. Which are on the archive
Jap versions of the doujins are saved on nhentai. Translated ones are on the archive.

Borger

>>21761768
Godspeed you gp hoarding bastard. You're the hero monster girl lovers need right now.

>>21761754
That's nice, but I prefer pettanko!

>>21761745
Or wants to share him with a demon.
Or wants him to come running back to her.
Or has talked with a demon in that area to help in an elaborate plan to seduce him after making him feel like a hero.

>>21761782
>That's nice, but I prefer pettanko!
Good, a man of taste I see! It's a good thing too, because we don't have anything larger than pettanko! >>21761754 is false advertising, and does not represent RDDS corporation!

>>21761670
I want a shortstack Rata with Bakunyuu tier breasts

>>21761781
Hmm, didn't we have a better WGIII scan somewhere though? One that was nicely cropped and such instead of loose pages.

>>21761802
Good, good!
Pettanko girls need love too, of course!
I mean, it's not like I love squirrel girls yet! Right? I don't know!

Goblin mages

>>21761769
Cyclops, dragonewt, medusa, and maybe werewolf. I imagine the cyclops would make a lot of metalwork furniture and whatnot as thanks for hosting her. I would also like to tease the dragonewt about her reverse scale.

>>21761865
Do they fear the one known as Goblin Layer?

>>21761769
Dryad, definitely.

>>21761769
Alraune and Elder Devil

>>21761878
When they speak of him they get visibly horny

>>21761769
Werewolf
Werecat
Werefox
Wererabbit

>>21761769
I want a long leg spider to yell at me for being a NEET.

>>21761355
>tfw downloading over 200 monster girl doujins right this very second
>tfw I have stop every so often to wank a load out

>>21761949
All I need is Yupiel and I'm fine.

>>21761925
What a cute spider

Which one do you prefer?

Would spidergirls be proud of me taking care of and protecting spiders at my workplace?

>>21761949
It's over for me, I'm not even at home and I'll be out for 2 more days, there's no way I can download shit. Why everything I love gets destroyed or taken over by dumb snowflake politics

>>21761971
Naga

>>21761971
I like buff titty mermaid but I don’t like big open water so either slime or centaur.

>>21761971
Too many flat girls, centaur it is.

>>21761971
Cute spider!

Feels good to be turned off by doujins and already gone through tens of thousands of images to cherry pick for my personal folder

>>21761977
Same here I wish I was at home fuck.

>>21761802
I wonder how the RDDS corporation stays afloat with such terrible products.

>>21761971
These are all pretty damn good designs, to be honest. It's hard to choose just one. I guess the order would be
>mermaid
>naga
>harpy
>centaur
>plant girl
>octomaid
>spider girl
>slime

>>21762013
Feels good that every doujin I like is available on nhentai

>>21761958
>>21761949
Maybe I'll realize how often I use exhentai when I can't use it anymore, but everytime I've wanted to fap/read a doujin, I've fully downloaded it, and unless I hated it, I didn't delete it, so I'm not exactly super worried about the loss of exhentai...

>>21762034
Better clients

Even if sad panda goes down, wouldn't mirror sites of it like hitomi.la still have archives of it anyway? I don't know what all the fuss is about

>>21761483
>Its another "anon doesn't know what a word means" episode

>>21762077
Worse quality
Some tags not allowed
Sadpanda is the source from where the rest of sites used to take the stuff

>>21762077
Those sites don't have it all, anon. In fact, those sites usually have something like 50-70% at best. The main issue is those sites are going to be insanely spotty on updates now as there's no main site to rip from.

>>21762020
But who will old fox mofumofu?

>>21762090
Yes, I know the updates will be a problem but I can't understand 'ohmygod backup all the shits now' kind of reaction. There are all there

>>21762058
Not to sound overly pragmatic but I'm approaching it as I approach everything else. With a shot of bourbon, five hail marys, and a wistful "C'est la vie".

>>21762105
>they are all there
That's the point. They aren't all there. I'm not even talking the pedo shit either. Theres quite a lot of things only on exhentai that's nowhere else. A fair portion of it not even H content.

>>21762070
> "Why yes, I drink a glass of Holst milk with breakfast every day, how could you tell?"

>>21762098
Amagi is not old!

>>21762034
But ratas wouldn't be half as appealing without the pettanko!

>>21762173
Indeed, they would be twice as appealing without.

>>21762171
HAG MOFU

what happens if i trick a rata into publishing false information?

Left or right?

Left easily

>>21762197
Left

>>21762188
Say that one more time and you'll get a 16-inch shell up your ass.

Reminder.

>>21762209
SUPER HAG Abyssals are better

>>21762171
She's mature!

>>21762222
>Abyssals
Wrong boatslut game.

>>21761355
Very

>>21761737
>>21761759
Imagine being this desperate

>>21762220
I still say they ripped Beast off.

>>21762173
That is very false.

>>21761984
Do lamia show camaraderie by calling each other “My Naga” ?

>>21762173
it's best to not engage oppaifags since they like to insult other's tastes

>>21762220

>>21762236
I'm too dead inside to feel anything. Thoughts of my Nightgaunt waifu is the only thing that is bringing me embers of emotion.

>>21762220
Who won the most? I think the shota.

>>21762257
I very much doubt a monster girl wishes I was real.

>>21762272
There's an alternate universe where a cute monster is commissioning art of you right now

>>21762280
Different anon, but what kind of mamono?

>>21762257
>>21762280
How is the Human Boy Thread reacting to the Sadpanda shutdown?

>>21762280
And it's hardly the only art of you she's commissioned either. She has quite the collection.

>>21762280
She's crying that everyone on the imageboard she frequents puts you at shit tier of their husbando tier lists.

Reminder that childhood friends shouldn't fuck each other

>>21762327
What if I’m the childhood friend of a loli as an adult?

>>21762327
From a place of experience childhood friends should absolutely fuck eachother assuming it's not gay.

>>21762324
i'd put me in shit tier too

>>21762327
Why?

>>21762307
Your cute waifu

>>21762324

>Everyone in the her laughs at her attempts to change their mind about you
>everything from green texts to stories, etc
>No luck, but she keeps at it.

>>21762280
No there isn't

>>21762336
Because it's icky. If you really want someone from your childhodd then you shoud go for your imouto

>>21762058
they had a good tagging system and a community that did a good job of maintaining that,

>All monstergirls are exceptional at giving head
>Ghouls are even better
Just how good are ghouls? Will you ahegao from it?

twitter.com/bastetnya_/status/1154501830396657664
Eel titties

Is all the porn gone, or just exhentai?

I mean, we still have e-hentai, nhentai, and Hitomi.

>>21762343
Why not both?

>>21762353
Wonderful.

>>21762338
But what if I don't have a waifu?
What if I can't decide which mamono I like most?
There's a small handful of mamono that all stand out equally at the top for me, sometimes one standing out more than the rest, but never permanent.

>>21762343
Imoutos are pure! For protecting! Not for lewding!
What kind of imouto would want onii-chan ochinchin anyways?

>>21761355
Just in physical pain.

>>21762359
Because imoutos and childhood friends can never coexist. They're designed to hate each other's guts

>>21762356
Anon Youre dumb

>>21762349
General chart of hole pleasure:
Exceptional oral>exceptional pussy>good oral>good pussy>bad oral>exceptional anal>>bad pussy>good anal>bad anal.
Assuming they're as good as they're sold as they're tiptop-tier pleasure-wise while all all other mamano are 3rd places in comparison.

>>21762374
But what if my imouto is my childhood friend!?

>>21762222
Super hag, super cute. AL has some good grannies.

>>21762386
That's impossible!

>>21762280
>>21762257
THE PAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNN
MAKE IT FUCKING STOOOOOOPPPP

>>21762265

Bat, frog, or lamia. I have great difficulty choosing.

>>21762394
>Long lost imotou becomes childhood friend before relationship is revealed.

>>21762257
>the you she wishes was real is actually another you from another universe that made all the right decisions the you in this one didn't
>the other you she actually wants is massively successful in nearly every way you as you are now isn't

>>21762374
Even Shirohebi and bicorn can form a harem together I’m sure they’ll be fine

>>21762416
>your imouto is shirohebi while your childhood friend is bicorn
This will turn ugly

>>21762413
But if that happened, odds are, that me wouldn't have discovered monster girls in the first place. How ironic.

>>21762430
>The ideal you and the ideal version of your waifu never meet any interation of each other
>The imperfect versions that dream of each other do, and help each other grow together

I want to teach monstergirls about the nightmare that was WWI !

>>21762425
What about kiki imouto and automaton childhood friend?

>>21762416
How would that work out?
Or a Shirohebi and Dryad harem, for that matter?

>>21762460
Kc said Shirohebi will try to become the number 1 member and get the most sex but that’s basically it

>>21762444
Kiki imouto will at least try to be civil
but be passive aggressive while secretly hating automaton's guts but automaton will be completely oblivious to everything

>>21762385
> doesn't even list cloathed-paizuri hole
Holstfags btfo

>>21762471
So shiro just becomes top bitch in your stable and bicorn becomes staff manager?
Basically, the average pimp setup.

>>21762471
>Shirohebi and Doppelganger in harem
>Shirohebi won't rest until Doppelganger turns into her

Do you think, if a Shirohebi gets harem'd, she'd try to get a Doppel into the harem so she can have objective proof that she's number one?
How disappointed would she be if the Doppel stopped disguising? Not only would she lose her method of knowing who her husband's favorite is, but it would imply that the Doppel is his favorite instead of her.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, snuggle a panda, we'll need more of them.

>>21762493
That's not really a hole otherwise things like handjobs and armpits would be shoved in there to. Titjobs are still the least out of those 3 by tactile pleasure alone due to the handjobs having much higher possible pressure and some texture and armpits having more texture whereas tits are fairly soft and smooth and while that feels nice in your hands and the like it's not the greatest for your dick. Thems the objective breaks.
T. Holstfag that still likes gigantic tiddies.

>>21762442
> Even in /hbg/ you are told to fuck off for being a grimderper

Then again war usually involves a mass rape or two; I am not, however, aware of any specific examples from the Great War.

>>21762522
There was some rape in Belgium.

>>21762522
Releasing oomukades in the trenches would be a hell of a thing

>>21761355
someone give me a quick rundown.

>>21761971
Definitely Slimetender.

>>21762553
The inevitable conclusion of having servers based in >europe

>>21762553
>Exhentai (Sad Panda) hosted in Netherlands
>Netherlands passes stricter CP laws
>Government wants Exhentai to purge all loli/shota content or shut down
>A thorough enough purging within the time limit wouldn't be feasible
>So Sad Panda is dead

>>21761378
Oh, they want their necronomicons signed?

>>21762597
>>21762568
What a shame. I'm sure all those pedophile kingpins in political circles will be tearing out their hair over the staggering blow to their operations.

>>21762597
I wish I could kill everyone who tries to get drawings banned or censored. I don't like loli but it's a fucking drawing, which makes it art and you don't get to censor it.
Whatever.

>>21761971
Slime

>>21762614
Nah, their human sex trafficking will only be continuing.
Fucking hell what a world

>>21762624
The Eternal Normie is truly the final enemy of all free, red-blooded men.
Ayn Rand was right

>>21762280
Hopefully of an idealized version of me. I was a healthy kid. When did I become such a fatass? Why don’t I have time for my hobbies anymore?

>>21762641
I think that was the joke

Disregard Sadpanda.

Rub sahu tails.

>The more stuff I add to my setting, the weirder it looks
Kill me.

>>21762663
Eh?

>>21762653
Eat less and move more. Spend less time on your computer.

>>21762658
grope them and lick them

>>21762657
IT STILL FILLS ME WITH RAGE

I want to have a long, passionate make out session with my Kobold daughteru.

>>21762563
>Slime Shark teeth
For what purpose?

>>21762666
Nothing Satan, I'm just dumb.

>>21762680
>offtopic reaction image
Commit Netherlands Hentai

>>21762568
My country's european and there are no problems about this stuff. I hope you're not american because half your country bans this.

>>21762684
Shame the Netherlands can’t do anything about you.

>>21762698
State by State Basis®

>>21762685
Because she knows it turns you on. I'd a blowjob from a Slime with sharkteeth.

>>21762685
Well a slime girl can form her body however she wants, including giving herself shark teeth. They're not as solid or sharp as they look.

>>21762708
Are they sharp, or do they act like a rubber gasket?

>>21762718
They are firm but a gelatin-like material. Her mouth is ribbed for pleasure.

Would it be possible for a pslime and a regular slime to merge?

>>21762653
tfw fatass my whole life until I shaped up at 30 and got a qt Azn gf It's never too late anons

>>21762685
She paid a mershark much for those but such is the price of slime accesorizing and fashion

>>21762732
/r9k/ is that way

Anyone have any good greentexts about elementals?

>>21762737
Go on...

>>21762758
Human men belong to canine monsters.

>>21762758
mofu looks great in uniform

>>21762700
Joke's on you anon, I've never even been to Europe!

>>21762766
i do not object this

>>21762766
Indeed

>>21762724
They can mix for awhile I'm sure. Would make a fun threesome.

>>21762776
>>21762766
I object!

>>21762782
Holy hell those metals will be scorching in the sun, how in the hell are those girls on top of that nearly naked?

>>21762785
I'd just like a full-on slime girl living in the carrier and popping like a pslime would.

>>21762653
I always thought that since MGs are Succubi and Succubi are demons, they'd actually be *more* attracted to slothful, gluttonous sinners than "good" men.
Your appeal is directly, not inversely, proportional to how much you squander God's gifts

>>21762766
>>21762782
>>21762776
Think again, comrades.

>>21762773
I live in Europe and my country ruled in 2011 (I think) that drawings are not illegal. Lewd your lolis here.

>>21762766
If a boy can have a dog, why can’t a dog have a boy?

>>21762808
i wanna be a hellhound's good boy

>>21762799
But what if the only sins I'm steeped in are lust and greed?

>>21762799
This just makes me imagine a Succubi's failed attempt at flirted with an Anon who's trying to work out at a Gym.

>>21762802
This is the first time I've been in support of filthy communists.

>>21762793
It's in the shade obv.

>>21762808
>"Welcome to your new home!"
>"Where are my parent?"
>"Over here is the bathroom."
>"Who are you?"
>"I bought this really nice bowl for you."
>"Can I just go home?"
>"And don't worry about your bed. We'll be sleeping together from now on."

>>21762819
Two outta seven ain't bad, and you got the most important one.
Ironic Punishment Lilim would send you a Tanuki or a dragon, to teach you the true meaning of greed. (Or to "match you with a compatible personality soulmate", whatever)

>>21762817
You and me both.

>>21762825
>filthy communists
You're going to the rape gulag

>>21762844
ghosts go to the boolag

>>21762841
What a wonderfully wholesome image.

>>21762782
>tfw you will never be the only male member of a tank crew in the Demon Lord's army

>>21762837
>How to make a human male feel at home
>How to calm down a human male
>Things human males like
>How to make a human male stop crying
>How to tell if your human male doesn’t like you
>How to tell if your human male is scared
>Am I a bad human male owner?

>>21762857
i'd rather be in a submarine with the sahus!

>>21762856
>>21762841
I didn’t even see her

>>21762824
> "Heyyyy Anon, why don't you try lifting *these* weights instead ;)" she coos, elbow-squeezing her fat tits together until they almost pop out of her 80s neon gym spandex
> "Triceps on leg day? Pfft, no way lady. You don't skip leg day."

>>21762856
They're good bad girls.

>>21762782
>>21762802
So it's third awoo reich vs communist kitsune union? Man that's a tough choice why can't I have both

>>21762859
You're funny

>>21762806
I’m guessing either Denmark because that sounds like something they would do, or Finland because of the picture.

>>21762839
>Tanuki
That'd be amazing.

>Dragon
Can she be a loli?

>>21762844
Rape gulag? How many catgirl guards will I be used to please?

>>21762837

This is very arousing to me. Thank you.

>>21762880
ANON NO THE ADS

>>21762874
Even William Gibson depicted Finland as the safe-haven of illegal data.

>>21762880
Heterochromia bjs best bjs

>>21762698
As a canadian i shall defend the us. Its only grey area/illegal in 3 states. Funnily enough California is not one of them.

>>21762909
Citation?

>>21762724
Pslimes form instability will cahse them to merge and become a pslime based on the normal slime.
What would that even be like?

>>21762917
>Pslime Dark Slime
Uh oh.

>>21762917
The carrier and slime can hear each others' thoughts when the slime is inside her.
The slime's core rests in the carrier's womb.
The slime can emerge from the carrier's pussy, and separate as long as they stay joined by one of the carrier's orifices, for direct access to the carrier's pussy.
Any cum in the slime is taken to her core, and the slime will likely unconsciously stimulate the carrier in response to her own arousal.
Yuri is likely, threesomes are inevitable.

Oh no.

>>21762944
NOT THEM TOO!

>>21762944
Anon?

>>21762944
Neat!

>>21762944
? Still works for me.

>>21762944

Yeah, I don't know what happened but here's the site.

http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/

>>21762913
I cant. Ican say that Canada just straight up has flat illegal.

>>21762963
That's address for the hosting site of KC's page you moron

>>21762950
>>21762956
>>21762957
>>21762961
>>21762963
Disregard my previous message, the site is back up.
It was only down for 10 minutes, apparently.

>>21762977
In that case I am contractually obligated to tell you to “fuck off you retarded faggot”. Good day.

>>21762971
Must suck to be a flat girl in Canada. No matter how old you are you can't have sex legally.

>>21762927
>Infects much more aggressively.
>likes to bring max pleasure to the human women first
>Then the shapeless Pdark slime moves the core into the victim through the pussy.
>Once core is inside the transformation is complete.

>>21762931
Not what i meant, but still hot.

>>21762994
Its why our national average is E cup.
Also i meant loli is illegal.

>>21762994
Sounds like a problem that will fix itself after a few generations.

>seeded a LEE doujin 15 times over today
Everyone's gettin' their lolis in while they can I see.

>>21762997
>Nure Pslime
>the infected woman becomes much more better at house keeping almost instantly.

>>21762997
Sometimes, the slime will sit on top of or lie underneath the carrier, and have their pussies conjoined for their husband. This is more common among Dark Slimes.
If a Slime Queen merges this way, the carrier is given a slime throne that constantly double-penetrates her. While the Queen has direct control of the lesser slimes, they'll listen to verbal orders from the carrier.

>>21762872
Soviet felines, kitsunes are imperial japan

>>21763041
What do the awoo Nazis do at their concentration camps?

>>21763059
Breeding chambers

>>21763082
Are they gentle? Do they take what they want?
Would they interrogate their prisoners to use their kinks against them?

>>21763095
Just like a bouncy castle!

>>21763026
>meet a normal looking lady in the rain.
>Give her a small smile as you walk bye.
>Get home.
>Same lady is at your stove making dinner.
>Slime tendrils spread around from her bare pussy helping her.

>>21763040
Again not really whati mean for the first part, but still really hot.
Second part though makes sense for Pslime Queen. Its also really fucking hot.

>>21763095
Big bouncy bosoms!

>>21763117
Ching Nog Wong to you too translate it

>>21763117
A sweet set of images indeed

>>21763104
I bet she'd have a slight smell of petrichor about her always.

>>21763117
>>21763124
And then in the next one he’s super old and she looks the same, then after that she’s at his grave stone. I’m onto your bullshit Japan, this is how it always fucking goes.

>>21762471
>Shirohebi will try to become the number 1 member and get the most sex
I struggle to think of *any* MG that wouldn't try to get the most sex for herself.
Maybe Kamaitachi, because they can't get knocked up unless their sisters do too so ya gotta share fairly

>>21763117
i like her hat

>>21763059
Masturbation
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>>21763082
I don’t know. It just doesn’t seem logistically possible to rape and marry or monsterize 7 million men and women.

>>21763153
that's not going to stop them.

>>21763134
Oh man that sounds dreamy.

>>21763153
Don’t you mean 11 billion?

>>21763152
I want to be hooked up to one of these that does me and my waifu at the same time.

>>21763122
first one
>Let go of me, you child! I told you not to follow me!
>I don't like humans, if you don't get out my sight now I'll just eat you
>Don't touch me, you fool! Are you listening to me, child?!

second one
>fufufu, it seems you have become quite skilled in handling long hairs, child
>Though I feel like it has grown a little too long, maybe it is time for me to cut it
>Eh...
>...What is it, child? Do you prefer long hairs?
>.....Yes
>Kakaka! Well then, in that case I'll just keep it for the time being

>>21763153
> "Oy very Anon, heard you questioning the official historical statistics like I wouldn't find out? That's hate speach you know. Nice wallet you got there by the way. Be a shame if someone were to... fine it."

Not a huge fan of Goblin Slayer, but I loved that Elf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWLnldBhEyY

>>21763173
If I shill about the Holocum enough, will a Tanuki give this boyim some shekels of her cunny juice?

>>21763166
>>21763153
> "Oy vey Anon, heard you questioning the official historical statistics like I wouldn't find out? That's denialist hate speech you know, and it's illegal. Nice wallet you got there by the way; be a shame if someone were to... fine it."

>>21763155
The host wouldn't even be able to catch a cold as a result of sitting out in the rain. The slime would probably like the feeling of rain again the hosts skin.

>>21763173
>>21763189
I’m questioning your ability to post

>>21763193
I thought we were talking about regular Nureonagos

>You know your father, the Shogun, assigned this bodyguard to protect you from assassins, but why did he pick someone so scary?

>>21763189
>>21763173
Look who’s practicing revisionist history now!

>>21763183
Lucky for you, boyim, Tanukadism is inherited matrilineally. Prove yourself a useful enough ger toshav to the Chosen People and you just might be worthy of sireing some

>>21763206
It’s to intimidate your enemies. Like having a terrible monster as your guardian to protect you from other monsters.

>>21763134
Yeah of course. A warm smile and nice smell to invite you home everynight.

>>21763200
Well I was talking about a variation on the Pslime. But yeah, regular Nures would also smell of petrichor and enjoy quiet moments of being out in the rain.

>>21763206
Just get in her belly, it's safer there.

>>21763212
Look at this smug nook, I bet she writes that outfit off as a business expense.

>>21763219
What do I look like? Some kind of Stray Cat?

>>21763212
Of course!
Beyond Tanukish law and preserving the truth of the Holocum, what must I do to better the lives of God's Mofu?

>>21763193
Definitely. Probably wear slime clothes for that very reason. I bet you would find her masturbating with the Pnure every time it rains.

>>21763200
Nah its on different types of pslime.

>>21763221
I just want to live a plant-like life, don't @me

>>21763206
Because they went adventuring together back in his day!

>>21763225
Do you think we could stretch this further?
From slimes to slime-like mamono?
Perhaps a carrier parasitized by a barometz's jelly, or by a dark matter's sphere, or by an undine?

>>21763225
Parasite Slime and Nure go pretty well together. the Nureonago does try to pass herself as a human woman anyway so why not take it a step further?

>>21763220
> Rule of acquisition #51: the more time he spends looking at your cleavage, the less time he spends looking at the small print

>>21763136
Nah bro mamonobama, he's going to stay in his prime forever.
That grave she's visiting is one she made for her old typewriter. She had that thing for 300 years and she's a little dramatic. That's all it is, I promise.

>>21763266
I want a feisty Tanuki grandma to lecture me on the Rules of acquisition .

>>21763238
I could see certain elementals like Dorome, Dark matter, Undine, etc...
Plants probably not though.

>>21763251
Exactly. A lonely women walking through a rainy forest only for her to meet a Pnure and let her infect her to cure the loneliness.

>tfw no milfy older monster to ara ara at you and call you boya

>>21763306
tits on the table!

>>21763306
Boya or fly, either is fine.

How do you make a grasshopper girl shut up and go to bed. She’s got legs for days, but dang she won’t stop babbling about how much she loves you, even when you’re trying to sleep.

>>21763330
ball gag

>>21763330
Stuff her face with something. Hoppers love them eats.

>>21763330
I second the ball gag.

>>21763330
Duct tape
Or ball gag if that's her thing

>>21763281
> "OK shegetz, now my granddaughter's started shtuping you it's time to make sure you're no business schelmiel"
> "Rules of Acquisition is ancient Tanuki wisdom, OK, gonna learn some culture into your noogie, make you a proper shabbos mensch boyim"
> "Now, let's see here... Rules 1 through 5 are about how Pharoah is a skanky ho-ass shiksa, all true not so useful these days..."
> "6 through 13 are about kosher bustieres, hmm, also not for you"
> "And 14 through 22, oy vey, rates of conversion for sexual services as payment in kind, think you can skip that"
> "You know what? Maybe you leave the business side of things to the chosen people. You just worry your pretty little tuchus about making me some great-granddaughters"

I have spent the last six hours downloading my collection from sadpanda. At times like this I just want you all know how much I appreciate these threads and the people who post in them. I have likely never met any of you, and likely never will, but I consider myself blessed to have been a small part of your lives, and that you have been a part of mine. If what is happening to ex were to happen to 4chan, I would miss you all very dearly. I must rest now, for my body is weary. I offer the thread a cute oppai loli in these trying times. They have been a source of great comfort to me, and I hope they may provide comfort to some of you as well.

>>21763390
You're pretty alright anon. I like you.

>>21763390
>>21763409
Lol gay

>>21763389
> Tanukis STILL mad about that time Pharoah enslaved their people
Four in every five grapesnake advocacy organisations are funded by Tanuki gold! It's all part of a millennial blood feud, WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>>21763414
So not only are Pharaohs anti-Tanukite, but they're pushing hate speech on the poor, innocent Apophises, too?
For shame, for shame.
Y'know, why don't you head to the nearest NukiMart and pick up some tinfoil for a hat?

>>21763390
I'm in the sadpanda threads of multiple boards and I've never seen this kind of harmony between people.
Through Dick, Unity.

>>21763428
Porn is one of the few things that unites all of mankind, anon, because ALL humans are sexual beings and need sexual titillation from time to time. Its one of those things that you'll find in any human being, regardless of gender, race, etc

>>21763390
>>21763428
Just found a mega for From Software artbooks on /h/
What a time to be alive

I want a dragon that's really bad at courtship. So what she does to try and make me marry her is just dropping of cattle and gold without talking to me an then not understanding why I haven't married her yet.

>>21763485
Dragons have trouble saying embarrassing things so YOU propose.

>>21761355
It's going to be like nyaatorrents or batoto where somebody else will swoop in and pick up where exhentai left off, right?

>>21763562
Nobody, fucking NOBODY is going to be picking up with all those obscure old vidya art books that only exist on panda. GONE AND LOST FOREVER

>>21763478
>Great Grey Wolf Sif
>Master protected her from the abyss with his shield and went to go face the Shoggoth alone
>Was defeated and corrupted by the abyss
>Luckily you put him out of his misery and saved Sif
>Together you defeated the Shoggoth saved princess Dusk
>Hundreds of years later you make your way to Artorias' grave and come face to face with Sif again
>Try to explain that you just want to the ring to walk the abyss but she refuses to give it to you
>She doesn't want you to become corrupted like her old master
>Picks up her sword to stop you
>The duel goes on for what feel like hours but eventually you start coming out on top
>She's limping and seriously wounded, practically unable to continue the fight in this way
>One final sword blow puts her down and the ring is yours
>Victory Achieved
>Thankfully you used a demon silver weapon and she'll be fine later

>>21763573
/a/ and /v/ are currently working overtime to save as much as they can. Other boards probably are as well.
Things'll be fine.

>>21763584
Can confirm, /m/ is doing god's work

>>21763584
I wonder if nhentai will just take up the torch? It was already for the lazy people who couldn't be asked to make an ehentai account

>>21763597
nhentai just copied shit off of exhentai and not very thoroughly. There's so much stuff that people went to comiket to buy and scan and upload that's just going to be gone now.
And this is only the beginning, my friends. The internet is DOOMED.

>>21763584
>/v/
Doubt

Does anyone else want to fuck a Manticore's pussy? It's the forbidden hole after all.

>>21763608
You'd be surprised.

>>21763617
its canon the perfect pussy once she takes enough cum with her tail.

What monster girls would be the best at making spooky youtube videos?

>>21763623
Skeleton
At first it's a cute cat video
AND THEN A SKELETON POPS OUT

>>21763623
Wights. They're smart enough to know what really scars people and know a good spook takes building up and tension. Vampires are too haughty for criticism meaning they never get better because they are "perfect". Zombies are too dumb. Ghouls would just suck on a crate of lolipops and make it an asmr. Skeletons are just 2goofy4u with her long limbs and easily broken kuudere attitude. Phantoms are the only other monster girl who would even come close to making scary videos
>>21763608
Have faith, this is porn you're talking about. And no way in hell are they gonna let exhentai just crash with everything along with it

>>21762280
this warms my heart

>>21763643
>no way in hell are they gonna let exhentai just crash
The people running the site gave up without a fight.

>>21763617
If I wanted to fuck a pussy-pussy why would I be after the MG with the tailpussy?
It'd be like pursuing a ghoul for the handjobs

>>21762438
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.