/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

>>21756484
POTATO

POTATO

Kiss squirrels. No misspelling or misspeaking here. Kiss squirrels.

>>21756484
I need healing!

>>21756484
cute summer potate

Lewd pure nuns are the best!

>>21756452
Dangerous plan anon. Lets see if it works out.

>>21756502
>racist anon promotes asian erasure
Shame anon.

>>21756484
I need more meat on my dwarves.

Being good is for the birds.

>>21756484
>>21756492
>>21756503
I see the Irish are out in force today.

What would a monster girl based off the Hounds of Tindalos be like?
>she traveled back in time to retroactively be your childhood friend as soon as she fell in love with you

>>21756525
That’s about asses not tits you dumbass, learn your memes

>>21756492
You called?

>>21756305
Sexually active, shy, and pure.
Awkward schlick-addicts.

>>21756500
I'm going to need some more convincing.

>>21756525
Don't be mean to the banshees.

>>21756492

Demons out! Luck in!

>>21756536
Good taste
>spoiler
God fucking taste. I wanna catch her in the act.

>>21756540
>tfw you remember banshees are basically deathpriests.
They just got a bit better.

Forget about monsters anon, you're her squire

>>21756506
Gonna ask Sister to help me purify my incubus cock

Make sure you go down on your waifu once a week or more.

>>21756557
I'm a little too old to be someone's squire.

>>21756531
>Sexualizing potatoes
>Anybody but the Irish
Learn your memes dumbass.

>>21756561
What a coincidence, she's also too old to be somebody's knight.

>>21756547
Why is this so hot?
Am I getting turned into a lolicon?

>>21756557
No.

>>21756557
just wait until she sees my incudick.

>>21756575
Dark knights are lame. Real men like dark braves.

>>21756557
Gonna sneak demon realm ingredients into her food

Oh no

>>21756484
The good dwarf is a fat dwarf.

>>21756577
>Womb tattoo
>Vagina pasty
I'm getting mixed signals.
Does she want knocked up, or anal only?

>>21756577
ARE THOSE

>>21756552
If I had a demon in I wouldn't need any more luck. Portals fucking when?

Why are gremlins so cute?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure you don't mix up a holst paladin and minotaur fighter.
They may be similar superficially, and both have a weakness to trip attacks, but please know its racist to call them all cows

You guys know what to do
Ignore and continue

>>21756628
What a cute succ! This makes me wanna take one out to eat and get drunk!

>>21756613
Obviously knocked up anon. The pasty is supposed to act as a wrapping paper for her present.

>>21756618
Please officer no!

>>21756628
>>21756635
Kill yourselves, never come back ever again.

>>21756557
Am I the only one here who wouldn’t mind having an order paladin waifu? I’d love to be her squire and give her as many sons as possible!

>>21756647
No u

>>21756648
I'd like to pslime an Order paladin into being a better waifu!

>>21756641
Oh! Even better! But I'm sure she wouldn't be opposed to anal sometimes?

>>21756647
Don't respond dipshit

>>21756618
I wanna be a serial hugger and hug all the MG police officers!

>>21756648
Nah, I to would like a paladin wife like that. Although i will make her a pslime like that other anon to help her!

>>21756656
>I'd like to pslime an Order paladin into being a better waifu!
Good taste
also of course she would be open to it. just as long as you fill up all three then your good.

I want to get a blowjob from a loli monster with braces!

>>21756620
Eventually. Maybe.

>>21756519
Where’s the other elemental harpys

>>21750886
>>21751233
Finally threw mine together. I feel like there's a few species I could bump up a slot, but I needed to finally just make it.

>>21756656
>>21756667
I wouldn’t even turn her. I just want to be her husband.

>>21756514
What?

With how heavily ingrained all things sex are into a succubi, is there really any difference between a virgin and experienced succubi?

>>21756689
Her reaction.

Oh are we posting these? I did a sorter and this became my top 21.

>>21756689
nope. Its why wanting an "expirenced" succ or monster is silly.

>>21756669
This is a really endearing design.

>>21756676
this lad has fucking exceptional taste in wife material

>>21756525
Feckin’ ‘el

>>21756689
A succubus experienced with (you) will be better at pleasing (you). I imagine that in general, even virgin monsters are about as good as a first lay with a fairly experienced human, though.

>>21756648
Order women don’t seem that interesting I’m pretty sure their basic in bed like just missionary

Fuck monsters

>>21756696

There's something I like about the smile but I can't quite put my finger on what it is.

>>21756606
>"Come on, kiddo. I'll give you this magic hole for cheap. Self-lubricating, feels just like the real thing and you don't even have to worry about clean up."
>she doesn't tell you that it's actually a magic portal linked to her

>>21756718
>HFW the shota is an onahole expert and is really frustrated by his inability to properly dry the thing

Getting snug with the wives.

>>21756711
That’s the greatest thing about it. You unlock her inner slut by grooming her into the woman you never want to leave.

>>21756689
Keep in mind sex always steadily improves the more a monster and her mate adapt to each other, but its always mind-blowing to begin with (to the extent that its not unusual for the man to pass out or simply be unable to process the pleasure initially). As for experience with other people, yeah that likely has little effect.

>>21756718
>tfw you'll never be /ss/'d by a cute mamono

>>21756716
That's the idea.

>>21756718
>>21756736
I want to have this happen to me after being shotafied.

>>21756745
I'd shotafy myself just so I could go around subtly tempting CCs to /ss/ me.

>>21756729
>HFW the shota ties it on his cock to give him constant pleasure.

Can elves monsterize into any monster a humangirl can?

>>21756754
>hfw he's much bigger than she thought and her stomach is constantly bulged

>>21756745
I want to get dragged away into an alley and raped by a pack of rats while shotafied! Only to wake up with them the next morning as an adult and get double-revenge raped for tricking them!

>>21756753
I’d shotafy myself and go to elementary schools to catch predatory CC teachers, and make a tv series out of it!

https://i.imgur.com/pVVwXN3.png
Got a new wife picture! Remember to help your wife clean herself!

>>21756771
Your wife looks like Blue Elsa

>>21756753
That works to.

>>21756763
>hfw everytime he cums it is also transported deep into her womb.
>it causes her to cum everytime as well.

>>21756765
The CC ratpack is dangerous. Not a smart idea to trick them into thinking your a CC.

>>21756768
I would watch it.

>>21756765
Getting raped by a bunch of thicc CCs as a shota is the best.
>get fucked so much that you incubize
>they all have a shota fetish, so you never change back into an adult

>>21756779
She never was good with ice spells!

>>21756819
Mothgirls are cute! I want to be her brightest light!

>>21756784
I want to be a Tanuki's shota assistant for "testing merchandise"!

>>21756784
>by noon she's trying to keep it together and peddle her wares while looking pregnant with a womb full of shota semen

So anon, who would you want to officiate your wedding with your waifu?

>>21756853
The totem of the elders? I don't know what authority dragons acknowledge than other, bigger dragons.

>>21756841
>I want to be a Tanuki's shota assistant for "testing merchandise"!
"As you can see, we are only a minute in and my dear, sweet assistant is already losing himself to the pleasure. Just a few more pumps and...there we go! Such a cute boy! And my, what a splendid ejaculation!"

"It seems even more people are gathering around. Care to give them another demonstration?"

>>21756853
A kidnapped merrow that she assumes is a sea bishop on account of it being a fish with a hat

>>21756819
You know what she needs? Shades.

>>21756866
So, the fuck is this

>>21756866
That was weird. As a non-American I don't know nothing 'bout no Connecticut so the joke's probably going over my head.

>>21756862
>"Anon, tonight I want you to help me test some merchandise that's not for sale."
>you don't know what she's talking about until you notice her fingering herself

>>21756872
It makes no more sense for us I assure you.

Some daddyfucker's always tryinna ice-skate uphill!

>>21756872
I’m American and I don’t understand this, I’ve only been to Connecticut once and I absolutely hated it. I like the southern states more, better outdoors, better food, and women with southern accents are my kryptonite.

>>21756872
As an American I can assure you I don’t get any of it either.

>>21756862
She'll have to make sure the customers keep their hands off me, though!

>>21756873
Of course I'd be there to help Miss Tanuki with her own personal needs!

>>21756758
> Can elves monsterised into any monster a human girl can?
In MGE, no.
Human women can only be monsterised because, in short, they're spiritually weaksauce. So it's easy for demonic energy to snuff out and replace their internal spirit energy, replacing a human's metaphysical nature with a monsters'.
Elves, conversely, are spiritually a lot stronger, so their nature can't be wholly overwritten no matter how much DE they absorb.
Primeria could only be turned into a werewolf because she was a half-human mutt and that dragged down her spiritual power level to the point that she could be yuri'd to a wolf.

>>21756877
What self-respecting father wouldn't want to make out with his special little girl?

>>21756893
Elves truly are unsalvageable then. What a shame.

>>21756853
I guess a Ryu? I don't think they do weddings though.

>>21756889
She probably needs it. It must take a herculean amount of professionalism not to jump on you and wring you dry while you're "demonstrating proper product use" in front of customers.

>>21756898
>Elves
>unsalvageable
Oh well, more for me I guess.

>>21756908
Calisthenics?

>>21756908
dance 'nubis dance!

How would you handle your daughteru's education?

>>21756872
Connecticut is inconsequential to the "joke", they just picked some random small place to make the whole thing seem irrelevant.
This is peak normalfag humor.

>>21756923
She'd definitely have schooling through high school, most likely at a nicer public school. After that I don't think she'd have much interest past maybe some occasional private tutoring from her mother as my daughteru would live at home forever and not have any need for a job.

>>21756923
We got a Lich
She can teach fancy things like reading and maths

>>21756903
Of course! Although, sometimes she'd "test merchandise" clandestinely while demonstrating things on me!
The customers don't need to know where the other end of the magically-connected onahole-dildo pair is!
Or what "lube" she uses on me when not specifically advertising it!
Or what happens in the "break room" after demonstrating potions and such on me!

How susceptible are vampires to mind control?

>>21756951
That’s a tengu

>>21756923
> Monstergirls
> Education
We live in a fucking swamp like Shrek, she maybe gets a picture book if one falls off the back of a wagon somewhere but I have to turn the pages for her because jelly and paper don't mix

>>21756771
Nice thighs on the wife.

>>21756963
Do you chase away Order trespassers while singing All Star?

>>21756951
They're the ones who do the controlling.

>till cookie dough sinks in DQ ice cream
What type of Blizzard or other ice cream product does your waifu like?

>>21756976
I don't know much about ice cream.
Haven't had any in years, since I never really liked it.

>>21756866
>tfw no demon witch who will love me despite my solid 4/10 looks

>>21756853
If a regular priest won't do it, another tengu can.

>>21756976
I got my haughty Vampire waifu to finally admit that she loves “commoner food” ever since I got her a slurpee from 7-11.

>>21756729
Ouch?

>>21756893
Would be nicer if they could but if primeria could it means half elf can so could just use them

>>21756729
>Spraying water into the onahole to clean it

>>21757000
If anyone asks who put sand in her vagina, she'll fucking know.

>>21756841
>>21756862
>>21756873
I want it now.

>>21756846
>eventually at the end of the day a sperm finally breaches her deepest depths.
>She instantly cums as it hits her egg and impregnates her.

>>21756995
>she didn't tell you she hates them, then secretly send her thralls to buy more
Not haughty enough, it seems

>>21756853
I think we'd want a Wonderland wedding, officiated by a Hatter!

>>21756975
Hypnosis isn't real.

>>21757001
I just headcanon it that elves can all do it except the only thing they cants change into is a succ as their normal monsterization is elf like succ is for humans.

>>21757022
It's a Slurpee. You can't just hide your love for Slurpees. Really though, I feel like the poor girl was given an impossible challenge. She should've been given something she can at least pretend to dislike like a corndog.

>>21757030
I've never had a Slurpee. What is it?

>>21757022
Oh please, she tried that so many times it’s not even funny. That’s why I went out and bought her her own slurpee machine for her birthday! Complete with a special flavor I know she'll love! (It’s my blood. I added my blood to the slurpee mix.)

>>21757033
It's a sweet drink that's been blended while freezing. Imagine a milk shake made of soda and you've got the gist.

>>21757033
where do you live?
Its a simple crushed ice + Flavoring treat sold mostly at gas stations. Very common treat to get at least in western canada where i live.

>>21756768
You wouldn’t make it past the pilot episode.

Do you want ants in your pants?

>>21757047
>crushed ice + Flavoring treat
That's a snow cone. Similar but different.

>>21757054
Absolutely not, I'm highly allergic to ants.

>>21757054
Reminds me of those old Command & Conquer Red Alelt 1 missions of giant ants, but instead of killing you they want to husbando you.

Also do ants IRL have a good sense of smell?

>>21757044
Eh. Don't like milkshakes or soda, so I don't think I'd like that.

>>21757047
Missouri.

>>21757054
I don't see why not.

>>21757059
What about a snake in your boot?

>>21757056
ah. I didn't know how it was made. thought it was just ice+flavor+mixer. Didn't realize its premixed.

>>21757066
Ok it might be a canadian thing then. Never seem to find people who know about it in washington.

>>21757074
I've never been bitten by one of those so I don't know. I've got major needle anxiety though so I'd really prefer not. Also I don't want to squish her.

>>21757049
Oh yeah? I’m gonna make an entire seven season run out of this idea and at the end of it all I’m gonna take a permanent shota potion and marry all the predatory CC monstergirls and make the worlds biggest harem!

>>21757074
>your lamia daughteru won’t hide in your boot one day only to pop out and surprise you before you go to work

>"Mr. Anon, I find it highly insulting for you to be ogling your female classmates during my lesson, when you could be watching me instead"

>>21756577
It won't work. Ever since the Order started their training to identity an Incubus by their genitals, brave paladins have increased their efforts to identify and capture them. Now if only they wouldn't go missing after they capture one.

>>21757059
If the alraune entry is anything to go off of, allergy to a mamono just leads to increased sex drive when exposed to the allergen, instead of the normal averse effects.

>>21757078
Maybe. Or I could just have not noticed it. Usually, if I'm getting anything other than gasoline from a gas station, I'm just grabbing a cup of mediocre coffee before work because I forgot to set up the coffee pot at home the night before.

>>21757098
"...Huh? Were you saying something?"

>>21757100
>Number of paladins returning with captured incubi increased.
>However they also almost always ask to personally be in charge of their capture
>Once they leave they never return.
best part is trainning incudick resistance might just back fire.

How would you feel if your waifu asked you to take a potion to temporarily give your ween a wacky texture? You wouldn't grow very much but you would get bumps and ridges in all the right places.

>>21757098
>blonde hair
>slut shirt
No shit I'm ogling the students.

>>21757098
But you saw the rack on that whitehorn, right? They're huge! How does she even hold up her head?!

>>21757134
I'd be fine with it.

>>21757134
Well she's a dragon so of course she needs it.

>>21756976
BEGONE BRAND

>>21757134
No thanks, I'd rather just use a textured sheath or something.

>>21757134
I'd tell her to fuck off

>>21757134
Seems fair, so sure. I'd probably ask her to pop the odd potion (maybe even some permanent ones) so one hand must wash the other.

>>21757158
Bows on tails are c u t e

>>21757134

What if something goes wrong and I get a missing texture on my dick?

>>21757167
A fully frictionless dick sounds good for bored sex play. It's like that smooth dick on cat pussy story.

>>21757126
Nonsense. Resistance training is taken by only the most dedicated paladins, which is why they always come back.

>>21756577
Painful. Gauntlet. Handjobs.

>>21757134
Sure, provided she take a potion to give me a similar experience with her pussy.

>>21757183
Link?

>>21757185
yeah, but those ones always come back lewder and lewder each time. its very suspicious.

>>21757194
Those are no match for incubus dicks of steel and as such only serves to make sadist paladins fall faster.

>>21757200
>Sure, provided she take a potion to give me a similar experience with her pussy.
What happens when the grooves fit together too well and you get stuck?

>>21757134
Nope

>>21757209
It's not like you'd be allowed to leave until that potion wore off, I see no problem.

>>21757206
>only serves to make sadist paladins fall faster
This was the incubus' plan all along...
Deflowering those angry, repressed sadist paladins must be the best.

>>21757209
She squeezes her pussy on me to milk me, I finger her ass, and we keep fucking until the potion wears off.

>>21757216
The repressed lust combined with monster cock autism would be a sight to see.

>>21757194
twitter.com/xelvy850/status/1151952507729371136?s=20
I do appreciate a glare of disgust

>>21756951
Did you really posted Aya as a vampire on fucking /jp/? where the fuck do you think you are?

>>21756484
Reminder that old hags are for impregnation!

>>21757246
He didn't even pick one of the actual vampires.

>>21757250
That can't be true or someone would've done it by now, or at least taken an interest!

>>21757250
That's not what the nice little witch handing out pomflets for the Sabbath tea party told me!

>>21757216
Exactly. They doit once and while it does no damage the paladin starts getting thoughts. Eventually this causes them to do it again and get more thoughts. And next thing you know the sadist is haughtily telling you your cock belongs to her before impaling herself on your incudick.

>>21757220
agreed.

>>21757233
I am not much of a maso, but thats still hot.

>>21757250
fuck magisa is so hot.

>>21757261
No, this is the correct method.

>>21757246
That should be a public ban

>>21757233
>Xelvy

>>21757261
Leave my wife alone

>>21757285
>Leave my wife alone
No, I'm going to squat down and talk to her in a condescending tone.

>>21757134
>not going full hentai protagonist and surgically implanting pearls into your cock to make it more textured for your waifu
I swear do any of you not love your waifus?

>>21757290
It shames me I knew about this procedure existing.

>>21757261
Why is this thread trying to get me to love squirrels?
Is there a Ratatoskr psy-op going on?

>>21757306
Can't hear you with all the Rata Mofu muffling your voice.

>>21757209
The idea of being stuck to your waifu mid-coitous is hot
Is this why furries like knots?

>>21757306
No, I just decided to have a rata waifu one day, and started waifu posting every so often, and now I made rata a bit more popular in these threads

>>21757315
Why would there be a fluffy tail in the way of my voice? I don't have squirrel cunny on my mouth yet!

>>21757290
What, you mean like sounding? Because as neat as that might be, how will the cum get out?

>>21757321
Just like me and Kappas!

>>21757290
>>21757299
Isn't that from Yayoi-san?

>>21757324
Cool Kappas!

>>21757325
I don't know what that is but I know real people do it, heard about it on the radio.

>>21757321
>>21757324
I've posted about my love for Sylphs from time to time.

>>21757321
How do you think KDF became KDF?

>>21757355
Through excellent taste.

>>21757355
I imagine there's some traumatic childhood experience or cool supervillain backstory.

>>21757355
Through horrible taste.

>>21757355
I can't even imagine.

>>21757361
Hey remember that KDF's got this superhero thing going with his family? We need a DDC (Daugheru Dicker Comics) Secret Origins issue.

>>21757355
A man retreating from reality after having his family, friends, and direction in life taken away from him due to his fascinations and underlying mental instabilities.

Dumb Dora is so dumb, when she monsterized, she transformed into a [blank].

>>21757361
It's probably because sex was never talked about among my family and my parents rarely showed affection to each other. The internet taught me what sex was.

>>21757374
If only it were that cinematic.

>>21757376
Actually anon since I started coming here I've reconnected with people and my life has really only gotten better and more focused.

>>21757384
>Actually anon since I started coming here I've reconnected with people and my life has really only gotten better and more focused.

Good for you, man.

>>21757384
>Use the internet to teach a chatbot to talk, it turns into a nazi
>Use the internet to decide on snack flavors, receive multiple variations of bodily fluids
>Use the internet to teach a man sex and love, and he develops more degenerate fetishes than can be listed
Truly humanity’s greatest mistake.

>>21757387
Hey thanks anon.

>>21757392
No
We must go deeper

>>21757395
My machine isn't all that great, but I be glad to be among the first to download the OVERDIK.EXE virus from succd.com.

>>21757395
I want her to corrupt me!

>>21757220
How else is she going to train a incubus to be useful if she can''t bully his cock until they submit? She has to know all the weak points.

>>21757402
How can she make an incubus with no body? Would virtual MAMONO MANA be a thing?

>>21757392
>>Use the internet to teach a man sex and love, and he develops more degenerate fetishes than can be listed
I mean, most of my fetishes have been with me since birth anon, specifically bondage and to a lesser extent latex. I'm not sure about the loli one but it certainly didn't start when I was already an adult. Incest is a fetish I only picked up after coming here.

>>21757407
Don’t talk to me you slime

>>21757395
>The next game has Succuvirus in it.
>Taking the place of an npc, doing lewd things to your player character, drastically changing the way the game plays and how the story goes.

>>21757407
>I mean, most of my fetishes have been with me since birth anon, specifically bondage and to a lesser extent latex
You didn't know what either of those things were at birth.
Out if the way late bloomer pleb, lactation fetishists coming through.

>>21757414
How rude.

>>21757415
>last game I bought was Prey
>Prey has been corrupted by a Succuvirus
This will be fun!

>>21757397
What happens when she stutters and skips past her orgasm, leaving you unsatisfied and her already spent? It’s almost like skipping time.

>>21757419
I like holsts but why do they have to wear such fucking dumb pants

>>21757422
Exactly

>>21757419
I wonder how Holsts feel when they see a human mother breastfeeding her child.

>>21757419
Ok, that may have been an exaggeration but I do distinctly remember several times in preschool (age 3 or 4) where I'd pretend I was a villain who tied up and gagged the girls I had crushes on.

>>21757433
Only if Alps have to wear such obnoxious Venus/Mars symbols on all their clothes and Hakus have to wear their mortarboards everywhere.

>>21757419
I gained my femdom fetish at around 5 or 6 because of Princess Aura from the Flash Gordon cartoon.

>>21757432
Seems unlikely she'd be capable of being spent if she didn't want to be, even a normal succ wouldn't do that. Past that, use my hand and cum tribute.

>>21757439
>"Aww, isn't that cute? Let me show you how it's supposed to be done. Hubby?"

>>21757439
You might have to be wary when a holst offers to hold your child and they start lifting their shirt

>tfw the biggest degen in the thread actually has his life together
this truly is a clown world

>>21757470
Kissing goblins, appreciating goblins, in bed with the goblins!

>>21757443
Heh, I pretended I was pet of the girls I had a crush on. They would play along and act like they had me on a leash. Ah those were the days

>>21757433
Isn't that how those rednecks dress themselves, no?

>>21757439
> Being around kids empathetically auto-triggers holsts' milky hormones
> Husbando has to be on double milking duty every time they walk past a kindergarten

>>21756718
>"Wow! It's a piggy bank!"

>>21757402
>Old order battle nun
>Captures an incubus after he shows her his cock.
>tries to give him a rough hand job with her gauntleted hand.
>he simply moans much to her curiosity.
>Tiny tingle starts in her loins that she ignores and simply ties him up.
>A few days still feeling the tingle she decides to play with the incubi again.
Thats how it starts.

Would monsters bully a monster for not being lewd

>While experimenting with mana vials from different species in her lab, a chemist Gremlin accidentally spills some in her 12 hour instant energy drink
>After a sip and a creak and a boom later, she discovers herself as a full fledged centaur
>She can fully control all of her new features naturally, but has an extremely elevated sense of arousal, compared to normal
>After burning off the sugar high and her sexual energy with her husband, she awakes to find herself in her original body, completely unchanged
>Some further research and a listening deal from her Demon lawyer and Tanuki business consultant, she successfully refines the recipe
>”GremChem Monster Energy Drink”
>”Safely experience life as another species! 12 hours of fun in each can!”
>Drink is mass produced and introduced into monster friendly cities throughout the world.
>Common “flavors” include standard species like lamia, centaur, mermaid, succubus, hellhound, and werecat
>Certain species are seasonal, like elementals, while others are short run, limited supply, like chaos and sandworms
>Mixing flavors results in chimera-like monsters, but no increase in duration or magnitude of changes
>The effect even works on humans with no lasting changes, except maybe for the memory of how good sex was as a monster
>An underground market for these drinks even develops in order lands for couples curious about life on the “other side”
>One day, you and your wife, girlfriend, classmate, or childhood friend are walking home and pass by a vending machine
>”Oh look anon! They have GremChem! What flavor should I pick?”
>It’s in your hands. Try a taste of something new.

>>21757486
What happens if you megamorph a goblin? What happens if you megaporph a hobgoblin?

>>21757568
Gobo becomes CC milf gobo.
Hobgobo becomes Ultra CC Holstaur Milf Hobgobo

>>21757549
>one day while jerking him off, he accidentally spurts on her face
>without even thinking, she licks some of it off her lips, causing the taste to spread throughout her mouth
>horrified by what she just did, she frantically wipes the rest off her face with her hands
>doesn't know why she can't get that taste out of her head until she realizes that she's sucking all of his semen off her fingers

>>21757552
>Girls lewdly bullying this other girl in an attempt to get her to be more lewd so that she can get her crush

>>21757583
>corner the plain-looking monster girl in the bathroom
>she's terrified when the scissors come out
>minutes later they push her out of the bathroom right in front of the boy she likes
>they cut and tried her clothes to show off more skin and maximize her sex appeal while also giving her a seductive new hairdo

>>21757595
Eventually those girls are going to need to know the value of plain looks when it turns out that is what their crushes like so they have to go begging the plain monster to show them how

>>21757602
Ah, the Taming of the Gyaru.

>>21757581
>After the incident she cant get his taste out of her mouth.
>Stops jerking him off for a few days until her thirst comes back.
>After a few strokes she makes him spurt again however its not enough.
>She curses him until he suggests using her mouth.
>the temptation causes her to ask guidance from her god.
>Her god simply responds to follow her desires.
>As a result she give him and intense and sloppy blowjob.
>Thirst causing her to suck harder than a vacuum.
This is fun!

>>21757583
>>21757595
>To their confusion, the Plain Jane monstergirl gets her man without acting lewd at all and just asked him if he wants to go out with her.

>>21757625
Ah, she shacked up with a JUST FUCKING ASK Anon.

>>21757613
>after being given the okay by her god, she starts sucking him off every day, telling him it's his divine punishment to have all of his vile fluid drained from him
>finds she can't swallow very much while eating three square meals a day, so she begins to eat less and less actual food
>doesn't even notice that she hasn't gotten any weaker even though she's now getting all of her nutrients from his semen
>still curses him for being such a detestable incubus despite the fact that she's essentially worshipping his dick with her mouth on a regular basis

>>21757677
>Eventually she gets more depraved in her actions.
>Teasing her charge and finding the quality and quantity can be increased.
>Soon she is ensuring he only cums when she wishes.
>Getting so good she become able to milk the as efficiently as a monster.
>Of course the entire time unaware still of the true extent of her punishments.
>Eventually an urge over comes her while observing the incubuses sinful meat.
>Her god speaking directly to her to accept him deeper.
>It initially confuses her and causing her to ask her god for further guidance.

Do you want to see something strange and mystical?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWn_Cd1HHXE

>>21757730
Secret Fox Shrine discovered +100 xp

>>21757730
Why is fox shrine shaped like a turtle?

>>21757742
It's turtles all the way down, son.

>>21757742
>shaped
It looks like its a living turtle.

>>21757605
Is it really taming if the moment the plain clothes are off and she is naked with her crush the lewd comes back?

>>21757763
He hasn't moved much. Foxes probably feed and take care of him, good girls.

>>21757216
>Deflowering those angry, repressed sadist paladins must be the best.
Hear, hear. I will take care of the local grumpy order shrine maiden. Maybe her rival shrine maiden too.

Do monsters realize just how cute they are?

>>21757801
Shes probably grumpy because her rival already has a man and now that your here shes going to sexually torture for taking so long. Also for daring to be an incubi, but thats less important.
Probably not even care when she sprouts wings, horns and a tail.

Oyakodon with cc dragon and her shy daughter

>>21757823
By cc, I assume you mean Christmas cake? Do you not know what that means?

>>21757828
Probably not. He seems to be an “experience” fag which tend not to be to smart.

>>21757821
What a perfect bitchy shrine maiden. We are going to be a great monster hunter pair. Also gonna embarrass her by being hopelessly in love with her

>>21757814
The smug ones have to.

>>21757835
To add to your harem or do mean hunting those demon realm beasties?

>>21757850
It's just a very stern talking to troublesome monster girls by her. We would definitely also hunt demon realm beast. Beating up rowdy paladins too. Bascially just keeping the peace

>>21757861
Ah yeah then she would be perfect for that. Especially at giving a very rude and dick explanation of why monsterization is great to those paladins.

What makes a childhood friend monster different from a monster of the same species but not childhood friend

>>21757868
>Especially at giving a very rude and dick explanation of why monsterization is great to those paladins.
I would probably apologize to confused and beat up paladins for her behavior, but at the same time said behavior would turn me on a lot.

dumb aztec cat https://i.imgur.com/eIUbfCy.png

>>21757916
This seems perfectly safe to me.

>>21757906
Ah well good. Sadist shrine maidens arent very forgiving. Also dont ever make her think you like any of those paladins or mamano or else you will feel it in the morning.

>>21757916
Stop speaking like that, it's weird.

>>21757940
I am very much only in love with her. If only her dark mage friend wasn't so teasing and seductive though

If I bully a shorty, I better be prepared for some sort of back and forth bullying war which culminates in hatesex over who gets to cum first.

>>21757916
i wish i had a rape cat on me like that

https://i.imgur.com/ZKG8AAv.png
>>21757944
Wonamo weikāpa
>>21757965
There's always a lonely rape cat waiting to come across an unfortunate passing adventurer

>>21757889
The non-childhood-friend one is better because if you're in this thread you necessarily have xenophilia, and since a childhood friend had to have been brought up in the same village she's not very xeno.
Conversely the non-childhood-friend monster can commit many cute cultural gaffes and you can have fun learning the intricacies of each others' lived experience. Whereas a childhood friend can teach you diddly-squat new things except for how childhood friend irrumato feels, which admittedly is no small thing

>>21757944
>>21757916
Nahuatl script best script

>>21757992
would lick her delicious stomach

>>21757814
No! These mice have to learn how cute they are soon or I might just teach them the hard way!

>>21758034
Is this 'Shhh' a threat? If you don't keep quiet will her sisters burst out and hold you down?

>>21758052
The more the merrier I say! I’d rather have as many of her sisters in the room as possible!

>be shota anon, in class
>Haku-sensei is busy writing on the board
>accidentally call her "Mom" while asking a question
>her chalk snaps, and she slowly turns around to look at you, her heart-pupiled eyes practically screaming "ara ara"

You think the chief god position is similar to how administrators work in devil survivor 2?

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

imagine how cute it would be to have a potate trying to seduce you

>>21758170
Nice try, potato, but I prefer meat

>>21758170
That's a sweet potato

>>21758175
always brown your meat

>>21758170
I'd call her cute and pat her head.

>>21758175
Maximum meat is best.

>>21758170
She has earned herself one (1) headpat

>>21758138
>be human boy whose family just moved and placed you in a MGC elementary school
>other kids get along fine, everyone is generally pretty friendly, even towards you, a newcomer
>some boys and monstergirls are bullies, but it's not hard to avoid those kids
>but there are some other things that are unique to school
>a fellow human boy who you befriended really quick is apparently already married to a much older Lamia
>he mentioned how "parent-teacher conferences" involve both his parents and wife, and how he has to follow the rules of his parents, even though he lives in a different house
>another friend you made, a unicorn, is also married to a boy in another class. >They don't live together at the moment, but she assures you they are working out a plan.
>One of the bullies in the school, a very angry succubus girl, is rumored to be married to an older man, and is trying to get the other succubi in her clique to get married to him as well (which mostly fails)
>one of the succubi in her gang stares at you a lot

>>21758147
Monstergirls who have seen the ugly side of humanity!

>>21758239
Of just grieving Rutger Hauer's death.

>>21758175
I see you are a man of cultured taste, high esteem, maturity, and good breeding

>>21758252
A solid possibility

>>21758253
Well I certainly do like some good breeding now and again.

>>21758262
How would Blood of Heroes change if Monster Girls were applied?

>>21758233
>the girl sitting next to you in class is the same age as you, but looks like she could be as old as your mom
>your new best friend stops wearing shorts to school and switches to skirts
>holst classmate always has a gallon sized thermos of milk in her lunch, apparently "homemade"
>the kakuens keep hogging the monkey bars

Make sure you don't accidentally headpat a monster or she might beg you for more

>it's 30 Celsius outside
Sacrifice virgins to the volcanoes already.

>>21758286
>"Teacher! Wurm ate the crayons again!"
>fairies and pixies help the other kids learn how to draw
>Mrs.Titania and Mrs.Echidna teachers have the calmest, best behaved classes
>Mrs.Short Kitsune teacher has the worst behaved class, since all the kids don't believe her when she says she's over 1000 years old, since she's only about as tall as the shortest kid in the class

>>21758327
can't she just show them how many tails she has to show her age

Another waifu commission, more lewd office Anubis!

https://files.catbox.moe/wwpbmh.png

>>21758335
You really expect kids to understand that? Especially when she still looks and sounds like another kid?

>>21758325
but i'm not near a volcano

>>21758327
Mrs. Echidna sounds like a nice teacher
>super motherly
>the way she moves and talks is oddly soothing, calming even the rowdiest of kids
>she always cries at the end of the year because she sees her students as her children, and moving up to the next grade means having to let go

>>21758349
How does she get any work done again?

>>21758349
Wait a second, this isn't work!

>>21756771
Helping is the right thing to do.
Cute wife as always.

>>21758349
What a sexy abuse of the power dynamic.

>>21758350
Clearly she just needs to use her tails to get the students to be calm

>>21758233
>>he mentioned how "parent-teacher conferences" involve both his parents and wife, and how he has to follow the rules of his parents, even though he lives in a different house
This sounds like a pretty interesting scenario. Is he from an old family that has always married off a boy to a lamia for generations?

I finshed translating a Cheshire story from KC's site. Holy fuck it took longer than expected

https://pastebin.com/k5qhx7UD

It's a Cheshire story so naturally the original was fiiled with Japanese puns and wordplays. I tried my damned best to come up with an English one so pls no bully even if you see a terrible pun

Anyway for the next story I'm thinking about doing that pslime one some Anon requested., though it might take some time for me to get back to work

>>21758417
Excellent

>>21758354
Man I’d love to experience school life in mge land. My only possible concern is that my tastes in girls is drastically different now than when I was a teen. Makes me wonder if I’d be the tsundere to my future girlfriend or just a rape victim that ends up with the same tastes

>>21758417
>"I choose you, Nya."

Figures a cheshire would declare her love like that.

>>21758448
>Clannad with monstergirls
I'd watch it

>>21758417
Out of curiosity, are there any good gremlin stories on KC's site?

>>21758349
Now imagine her graped.

>>21758417
That was really enjoyable and made me smile a good few times. Sweet teasing like that is how I prefer Cheshires, thanks for the translations as usual.

“Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
whose fleece was white as snow.”

— Assassins’ Redoubt, Final Transmission

>>21758710
"We had a wham, bang shang-a-lang and a la-la-la thing"
- Quote from man describing his date with a Kesaran Pasaran

>>21758739
Dont do drugs, kids

>>21758696
Graped Anubis is absolutely fantastic. I want more.

>>21758673
I don't know? I'll go through them next time I choose stories

>>21758739
https://youtu.be/n-5F_7DwPpo

Come to Australia! We have fluffy snakes!

>>21758767
I should watch Point Break again.

>>21758781
No thanks, the blood would rush to my head and I need it in my dick

What mamano would would help me get my life together and cure my suicidal downward spiraling depression?

>>21758829
Beelzebub also feels totally worthless! You can be miserable together!

>>21758829
But honestly, all of them would help the latter part.

>>21758325
Lava Golems really do need more love.

>>21758840
>Childhood friend kiki gets sent to anon's home in university by his mom
>She was talking so strange, about how kiki needed to go see him urgently, and she actually looked kinda freaked out
>Kiki knocks on the door
>Anon opens
>Kiki cant keep from screaming at the horror that is starved anon and his godawful room full of old clothes and empty quick food cups everywhere

>>21758742
But she asked really nice for me to do her!

>>21758839
What kind of music does she like?

>nobody at school understands why Anon and his childhood friend(?) Nacha always hang around each other given how they usually just argue and mess with one another
>Haku-sensei is the only one who truly sees what kind of relationship they share and thinks it's one of the cutest things she's ever seen

I want to molest and rape a cute mamono!

This is your healer

>>21758448
I wonder how teachers and students would react to me, a 39 year old man, going back to college to get my degree.

>>21758990
This is your shogun

>>21758990
Why would I need a healer? I'm a humble apothecary, not one of those silly adventurers who provide us with plenty of precious coin.

>>21759020
What happens if I stick my hand in her lower mouth?

>>21758991
Demons are the cutest!

How is daily life married to an Ocelomeh?

>>21759032
She blushes

>WTF am I casting?

>>21758748
Is that the god-damned hot-crazy matrix in the background?

https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

>>21758991
I have a burning desire to slay this demon with my holy lance!
I will not rest until she's writhing, with a gaping hole dripping with her unholy fluids before me, begging me to finish her off!

>>21758990
Does she remove debuffs? I have a nasty status ailment called "virginity."

>>21759077
Sorry anon, she still didn't learn the miracle skill

>>21758748
Every day, life running a shop with a Tanuki wife sounds more and more appealing.

>>21759009
JOCASTA'D.com

>>21759098
Tanukis are CUTE

>>21758748
i wanna chew on a nuki's leaf

>>21759077
If you maintain the status all the way through the game you get the Super Secret Easter Egg End

>>21759113
They are! Cute and comfy and would be enjoyable to be around!

>>21759140
good girl

>>21759063
A relentless ordeal of femdom pelvis-pounding as she commands you to give her strong daughterus who'll also pelvis-pound their way through you pathetic human warriors.
And I wouldn't have it any other way

>>21757916
I want a rape cat to rape in the comfort of our own home.

>>21759157
I want this, but with a saurus girl

>>21759144
They’re also short and portable

>>21758961
Psybient

>>21759182
And lewd! Very lewd! But in a cute way!

>>21758748
I don’t get it.

>>21759225
Its psyop marketing.

>>21759225
I found it on the /monster/ drawthread. Some anon posted a video from a show I don't recognize and asked someone to make a parody of it with a tanuki.

>>21759258
Fuck off cripple-channer

>first confirmed sighting of a jackal in Finland
Soon we will breed a mighty new breed of Anubis with with the combined autism of both a regular schedule dog and a Finngolian.

>>21759157
what if me and my garbage penis give her garbage daughters because i'm garbage? she should have chosen somebody of value.

>>21759205
And the lewd lewd kind.
Lord knows a vacation in wonderland would happen

>>21759278
Pharaoh takeover soon. Glory awaits

Watch out for manticores!

>>21759330
>you will never grow up with your manticore mistress

>>21759290
I don't think any genetic material from the father actually goes to the monster daughter, anon - monster-human sex produces full monster daughterus not half-humans, it's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit. But it does mean that if you're waste of genes, this is not especially problematic.
Exhorting you to cum strong daughterus is therefore more dirty-talk than it is actual command.

>>21757567
How would the Kamaitachi flavor work? Would it just split her into three different bodies, or would it come in a 3-pack for different girls to drink?

I want an old hag to mind break me!

>>21759349
3 pack. It’s three different girls, but something like a Liliurane would be one drink.

>>21759350
Alright, that's not too bad.

>>21759346
>tfw mamono rape you into submission on a genetic level too
hot

>>21759346
Wouldn't this mean you're still a genetic failure though, since you aren't passing on any of your genes?

>>21759350
I wouldn't this if it were a different monstergirl.

>>21759346
I think daughters would get at least a few things like Hair or eye color. Maybe a personality quirk or two from the dad.

>>21759063
> 23rd May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
> Madre de dio, we were overrun. All our holy swords and incantations were as nothing as the demon cats fell upon us. The depravity I have witnessed in my first hour on this strange new continent exceeds anything I have seen on the battlefield in a lifetime before. They took men right there in the midst of the fighting, not even bothering to disrobe any part other than the crotchplate, mewling and howling in demon ecstasy even as around them their comrades were still engaged against our pikes. The lines broke, men fled in terror. I can console myself only in that I kept my nerve by the barest of threads, but then a jaguar struck me with her black sword and I fell as though the spiritus sanctum were torn from my body. I awoke in this cell. I hear jaguar chants and human screams through the walls - I can only conclude they mean to sacrifice us all to their feathered gods. No priest to deliver the last rites, so: Per istam sanctam unctionem ignoscat tibi Dominus quicquid peccaveris sive deliqueris

> 24th May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
> I live, and I do not know why. They threw something into my cell - they said the word 'taco', as though I should understand - which smelled like food, but on biting into it my mouth was as fire. Two cats laughed uprorously as I begged for agua vitae; one shamelessly bared her chest and bade me sup as a babe, then laughed more as I cursed her. I fear they mean to torture me to death with their spiced food.

> 25th May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
The jaguar-warrior who bore her chest to me returned alone today. She entered my cell and... and... dios mio, I hardly dare write of it. She used me, in a way that not even the crudest of men would use the most common of whores. Pushed against the wall; then on my knees, my face in her sex; and when my legs failed straddling me on the cold stone floor, this lithe demonspawn took her pleasure from me. Madre dimitte illis non enim sciunt quid faciunt, she wrung me seed from me to dirty her monstrous paws, and smeared it o'er herself like war paint. Words whose meaning I could not comprehend tumbled from her fanged mouth, but her manner spake clear enough, that she mocked my weakness.

If you hear a monstergirl singing in the woods are you supposed to follow it to her?