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Do you come from a land down under?

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>> No.21713952

>>21713946
Fuck you beat me by 8 seconds.

>> No.21713968

My waifu is cute.

>> No.21713972
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>>21713952
That's what you get for being slow.

>> No.21713981
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>>21713968
Mine's cuter.

>> No.21713984
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>> No.21713987

Why does my bicorn childhood friend keep bringing other girls to our after school gaming sessions

>> No.21713988
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>>21713972
Gotta go fast.

>> No.21713991
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>>21713984
Lil' Kej is cute.

>> No.21714002
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21714002

Lims are lewd

>> No.21714006

>>21714002
Lims are for cute

>> No.21714010

I love Wonderland!
I want a Heart March Hare wife to lewdly pamper me while we speak innuendos to each other throughout our day-to-day chitchat!
I want a Diamonds Cheshire wife to play lewd pranks on us and help me tease and dom my March Hare wife!

>> No.21714011
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>>21713988

>> No.21714028

>>21713991
Yeah. Not a lot of art of Lil' Kejs in particular though.

>> No.21714033
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21714033

Snek or horse?

>> No.21714048

>>21713987
That sounds fun.
>tfw no bicorn waifu to lovingly help you build your perfect harem

>> No.21714049
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>>21714002
>>21714006
Why not both?

>> No.21714051

Reposting because I didn't see this was the thread

>Wendi scout gets lost in a snow bank
>Yukionna scouts move the snow with their powers to find her
>Yeti scouts warm her back up with their homemade hot cocoa
>Scout master White Horn gives her a ride back to the cabin
>Glacies scout helps Wendi scout with macaroni art until she's all warm and happy
Just another day in the Snuggle Scouts

>> No.21714054
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21714054

>>21714033
Horse, she is prime breeding stock making our kids the greatest in the arena, while snek is just jealous cold blooded bitch that wants to fuck her superiors

>> No.21714060

>>21714048
But I only want to play my new game with her other girls have cooties

>> No.21714065
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>>21714048
I'd work for a bicorn CEO.

>> No.21714069

>>21714033
Snake for sure. She is super hot.

>> No.21714082
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21714082

https://twitter.com/cowfeeNSFW/status/1142796297096744960

>> No.21714087
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21714087

Wrote a story about a bossy Anubis "disciplining" a subordinate. Nothing fancy, pretty much pure smut, but I hope you all enjoy it regardless.

https://pastebin.com/LD37NStL

>> No.21714089

>>21714054
Why is she dressed like a fancy prostitute?

>> No.21714097

>>21714033
Both.

>> No.21714099

>>21714065
I bet working for monster CEOs would turn out to be fairly boring since they would already have a boytoy by then if they are ceo

>> No.21714101

>>21714089

Because she's a fancy prostitute

>> No.21714107

>>21714087
Let's see

>> No.21714108

>>21714060
She has a game she wants to show you, but she needs those other girls for you to play it properly.
It'll make the cooties enjoyable!

>> No.21714114

People who have harems or more than one waifu; can you and your wives survive a game of Mario Party?

>> No.21714115

>>21714087
I love your stories and I'm glad to see more of it! Will masturbate while reading it later.

>> No.21714117

>>21714108
Fine but the girl she brought along is getting the madcatz controller

>> No.21714127
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>>21714087
This is important.

>> No.21714128

>>21714087
Bootynubis!

>> No.21714142

>>21714114
>"Rotate the control stick real fast" minigame comes up.
>Feline and Canine paws dominate
>Their smugness evaporates once its time for the button-mashing minigame

>> No.21714144

>>21714065
>You work as secretary to Bicorn CEO
>Time of the year again when it's time to call in the shareholders and discuss profits
>Most of them come off as incredibly successful and incredibly bitchy business women
>They're all actually lonely, old monsters that worked themselves to the bone to reach the top but sadly could never find a husband
>Bicorn CEO decides takes break and calls you in to bring lunch
>While they're eating Bicorn orders you to go around the table giving each shareholder a shoulder massage
>Turns out the food was spiked with aphrodisiacs and before you knew it you were massaging breasts
>After that meeting you and Bicorn CEO now hold 97% of stock along with a new harem

>> No.21714147

>>21714117
As long as it has a good rumble feature, everyone will be happy.

>>21714114
I don't see why not. Mario Party is pretty chill. Not as cutthroat as something like Fortune Street or Civ.

>> No.21714159
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21714159

Only the ones I care about. I like kitsunes but KC's are so below average.

>> No.21714165

Ain't lilims just succubus blancos?

>> No.21714172

>>21714117
>The dense anon and his bicorn that keeps trying to set him up with another girl

>> No.21714173
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>> No.21714180

>>21714147
>Civilization with your harem
Yeah someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight.

>> No.21714188

>>21714087
You really know how to make a man crave for a lewd anubis boss.

>> No.21714192

>>21714180
I bet anubis keeps picking Egypt

>> No.21714195 [SPOILER] 
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>>21714165

>> No.21714201

>>21714192
>hfw "the pyramids have been built in a faraway land"

>> No.21714204

>>21714180
Nonsense! Civilization is a game about cooperation.

>> No.21714207

>>21714204
That is until you push for militaristic might and beat your harem in a domination victory.

>> No.21714212
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>>21714201
Looks like someone's getting conquered.

>> No.21714217
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>>21714201

>> No.21714219
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>>21714165
Where
is
my
super
succ?

>> No.21714226

>>21714147
I want to play CK2 with monstergirls

>> No.21714229

>>21714180
>Implying we don't play Strip Civilization
>Each time someone loses a city, they lose a piece of clothing
>No more clothing and the person who took/destroyed their city gets to issue them a lewd command
>Conquer someone's capital and they're your sub slave for the night

>> No.21714230
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Snug your rata daily!

>> No.21714232
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>>21714219
Do you think the Demon Lord has black sclera?

>> No.21714234

>>21714165
>white succubi
>are superior to the rest
Makes sense.

>> No.21714242

>>21714230
Rata are good chipmunks

>> No.21714244

>>21713946
>work at the monstergirl equivalent of Hungry Jack's
>fuckin' raging shroom and demon incense junkies hopping over the counter to get a snog with their snag
>horrendously underpaid and undermanned due to staff constantly rotating in and out of the hospital
>but not you
>fuckin' untouchable, mate
>have gone so long without rape or bodily injury that you keep winning employee of the month on attendance alone
>until today
>Miram-fuckin'-Turnbull, bunyip kid of that Malcom cunt, comes slitherin in, waving her hips like she owns the fuckin place
>you're subbing in for the guy at the register, so you're pretty well fucked mate
>cunt approaches counter
>"I'll have the Tendercrisp® Cheesy Bacon PeriPeri, and some water"
>who the fuck asks for tap at a fast food restaurant
>head to the kitchen, as you're subbing in for the entire cook team as well
>cheeky cunt climbs over the counter
>grabs hold of you
>the fuckin Tendercrisp® is burning
>no one's looking, because no one's here, because you're subbing in for everyone
>"It's my first time, so I'll be gentle."
>no one in the restaurant is looking
>realize Miriam-fuckin-Turnbull used taxpayer dollars to hire a bunch of bums to infiltrate the restaurant and turn a blind eye to a pre-meditated rape
>can no longer reach and deploy emergency pocket vegemite due to being crushed by a huge fuckin snake
>realize your long-standing career as this Hungry Jack's best man is coming to an end
>fuckin hell

>> No.21714247

>>21714232
Do you think a lim's sclera color can change if she gets very angry?

>> No.21714251
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>>21714242
It's okay to be wrong.

>> No.21714253

>>21714219
she can be the el grande madre of my heart

>> No.21714257

>>21714207
I always win by space race of cultural, wars are bad.

>> No.21714260

>>21714253
>That atrocious conjugation
[Reees in spanish]

>> No.21714264
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>>21714127
Butts are always important

>> No.21714270

>>21714264
Which MG has the best butt?

>> No.21714272
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>>21714270
>>21714264
Squirrel butt
Your waifu's butt

>> No.21714273

>>21714272
>Squirrel
no chipmunk butt

>> No.21714274
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>> No.21714275
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>>21714270
lim butt

>> No.21714279

Tanuki are smart

>> No.21714284

>>21714270
Troll

>> No.21714292

>>21714275
>Vicc
Bullshit. Where's the hat?

>> No.21714296

>>21714270
See >>21714087

>> No.21714301

>>21714270
Centaurs.

>> No.21714304

>>21714275
Damn I want to grab her horns.
Also I wonder how does it feel to pat wings like demon's or succ's.

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>>21714270

>> No.21714309
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>>21714292
Off hunting
>>21714304
The question isn't how it feels to pat them, the question is how it feels to be wing cocoond by them.

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>>21714301

>> No.21714329

>>21714309
>Off hunting
For a better host?

>> No.21714334

>>21714329
Yeah, it must be tired of having a literal piece of shit for a host.

>> No.21714337
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>>21714329
>>21714334
Hey shut the fuck up

>> No.21714341

>>21714337
Find a better waifu than some dumb cunt with a hat and maybe we will.

>> No.21714344

>>21714337
You're the one posting images of excrement, I'm sure its against the site rules.

>> No.21714345

>>21714341
Rude

>> No.21714347

>>21714319
Is it possible for a centaur to do facesitting?

>> No.21714349
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21714349

What is the appeal of a petite flat vampire mistress instead of a big meaty one?

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>> No.21714355

>>21714349
Both are good.

>> No.21714358

>>21714349
Nothing. Flat chested and especially loli vampires just can’t compete with full figured vampires who know how to treat a man correctly.

>> No.21714361
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>> No.21714363

>>21714349
something something their heart is closer to yours and bending over every surface something

>> No.21714368

>>21712428
Late but those all sound fantastic. Especially the paimouto one.

>> No.21714369

>>21714349
I like their elegance and flow of their body

>> No.21714370

>>21714350
Eros has certainly blessed this cupid.

>> No.21714372

>>21714361
Is she going to use those trains as nunchuks?

>> No.21714380

I need a freezing cold monster to hug me because fuck the hot weather I want winter back

>> No.21714381

>>21714344
I thought excrement was Beast's thing?

>> No.21714384

>>21714349
I'm still thorn between a tall big tiddie vampire and a demon so idk. Seriously I need to help to choose.

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>>21714370
What about this one?

>> No.21714387

>>21714349
Small breasts > Medium breasts > Large breasts > Flat chests > Massive breasts

>> No.21714404
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>>21714384

>> No.21714405

>>21714244
It could be worse. At least shes rich

>> No.21714418

>>21714385
Needs a lot more blessings.

>> No.21714423
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>>21714349
No idea, but i fucking love my big meaty vampires!

>> No.21714426

>>21714114
>angry tsundere jabberwock screeching
>wight doing some light teasing regardless of how she's doing
>demon not getting into it since it's not lewd enough and spends most her time suggesting how the game could be "improved"
>salamander getting competitive but laughs whenever she's on the receiving end of shenanigans
>hinezumi gets competetive and remains highly competitive and quiet, almost breaks controllers while trying to keep calm
>kobold is bad at the mini games but loves playing so much she smiles the entire
>bapho complaining the princesses could be flatter and going nuclear when her stars are stolen
>lich has all the mini games down to a science after extensive research but remains kuu even in victory
>hobgoblin is better at it than the kobold but equally as happy
>hellhound just wants to chill out drinking ale while watching since it's not her kind of game
>kiki trying to distract other players by bringing up things she discovered from observing everyone in her work
I tend to prefer thinking about fantasy/official setting stuff with them usually but some stuff like this is great once in a while. We would have to do multiple games with the winner staying on while the other players rotate. It would inevitably end in lewdness though, probably me getting "raped"

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>>21714418
Rude.

>> No.21714450

>>21714439
Sorry, but as a dedicated follower of Hathor I must love big breasts.

>> No.21714452

>>21714002
I want to fuck this Limimim

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>>21714450
Hathor a shit.

>> No.21714473

>>21714454
Dudes gotten much better. His first ones looked kind of awkward with colouring and shading. However he seems to have much improved which is great!

He should do a pslime

>> No.21714474

I think I went too far with my Waifu.
>/fit/ Ancient Evil Self-Made Ojou Jubjub (Spade Variant) Owl (Giant Snow Owl) Lich (Worm that Walks/Tentacle Variant) of Eros that specializes in body modification and alchemy. On top of that is also equipped with a Queen Parasite Shog hivemind that she singlehandedly defines because her inherent genki cannot be contained even by her phylactery.

>> No.21714510

>>21714114
>Liliraune expert at minigames requiring simultaneous/precise inputs; will try to distract me with one body otherwise. Generally pretty successful, as she's the harem queen for a reason.
>Clubs Trumpart keeps trying to do speedrunning tricks and RNG manips, usually fails, gets flustered when she fails and excited when she pulls them off.
>Hearts March Hare isn't actually playing, she's just there to reward the winners and comfort the losers
>Parasite Shog Carrier is cleaning the house with her shog-tendrils while playing with that PS2 vibrator controller from the Japanese release of Rez that she modded to work on the GameCube.

>> No.21714521

>>21714054
damn, how do you fuck a horse girl anyway? Horses tend to take gargantuan shits at random from what I hear so while you are trying to shove your pp into her baby room, she could take a huge shit without notice and cover you in brown sauce

>> No.21714523

>>21714465
Hathor is love Hathor is life.

>> No.21714530
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Snek in a box.

>> No.21714538
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>>21714521
>damn, how do you fuck a horse girl anyway?
Like this.

>> No.21714540
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>>21714521
frontpussy

>> No.21714543

>>21714523
I fucking love hathor!

>> No.21714544

>>21714426
Those girls sound great anon! I’d love to go drinking with Kobold and Hobgoblin, they sound like good girls.

>> No.21714558

What’s a less gay way of saying that I want my wives to bukkake me with their milk?

>> No.21714563

>>21714558
You want a milk shower
You want them to feed you their milk at the same time
You want a milk fountain

>> No.21714565

>>21714033
That snake’s belly is dangerously open to bullying.

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>>21714563

>> No.21714576

>>21714033
Snek girls are nice.
Better than horse girls.
Neither are high enough for waifu/harem status, but I'd be lying if I said I've never fantasized about a snek girl.

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>>21714565
Jinko bellies are even more open to bullying. Go ahead and rub it

>> No.21714582

>>21714571
That's the first holst pic I've seen that I've liked. Nice.

>> No.21714595

>>21714033
Why not both?

>> No.21714596

>>21714543
And Hathor loves you and your wife!

>> No.21714609

I need need need an Eros hellhound

>> No.21714610
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Let's talk about wyverns.

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>>21714609
>need need need
Oh no, anon had a stroke!

>> No.21714620

>>21714610
I want to mount a wyvern and ride her through the sky!

>> No.21714625
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>>21714582
>That's the first holst pic I've seen that I've liked
Then you haven't seen enough holst pics

>> No.21714630

>>21714543
And Hathor loves you and your wife!

>> No.21714632

>>21714610
I have a combined folder for wurms, wyverns, and dragons because I don't have enough pics for all of them individually. Of the three, wyvers have the most pictures.

>> No.21714636

>>21714625
I'm not a big fan of the rural agrarian thing, and once breasts get to a certain size they become a turn-off for me.
That said, that pic is kinda cute.

>> No.21714639

>>21714544
Thanks anon, I really love the thought of taking my girls on dates and meeting up with other husbands and their wives for a little chat.
The kobold's not really a drinker and is the type to get tipsy really easily but the hobgoblin can hold her own surprisingly well for a cute airhead.

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>> No.21714667

>>21714636
>and once breasts get to a certain size they become a turn-off for me
That pic isn't even close

>> No.21714674

>>21714639
Well it’s settled, when the portals open, we’ll go get a drink with our harems and play pool and darts.

>> No.21714683

>>21714639
Other harem anon here, my wives and I mostly just drink the liliraune's nectar, or whatever strange potion the trumpart brews up. The pshog carrier doesn't mind this; as long as any time I'm not drinking directly from one of my other wives, I let her pshog form into a cup for me while her host holds it for me.

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Cute fox daughters.

>> No.21714692

>>21714667
Oh, I know. It's actually at the borderline for me, because I prefer B-C cups the most, but I don't mind that pic.

>> No.21714702

>>21714690
They're not going to try to convince me to be naughty, right?

>> No.21714710

>>21714674
Darts and pool sounds like a good time, I suck at darts and I can just imagine my Hobgoblin wife pushing around a stool and standing on it every time she wants to take her shot at the pool table.
Sounds like a fun time all around!
>>21714683
That's some pretty lewd stuff dude, that last part's really cute too. Never thought of that sort of thing with pslimes before.

>> No.21714724

does your hobgobo or pai-loli wear a bra?

>> No.21714731

>>21714710
Well, a liliraune's nectar is not only tastier than any normal food or drink, but it can also supplant it all for her husband!
And of course things get lewd - half my harem is from Wonderland!

>> No.21714743

>>21714724
No.
She goes bra-less.

>> No.21714775
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People are still posting in the other duplicate thread

>> No.21714780

>>21714011
>centaur spats
I wanna sniff em when she is done

>> No.21714783

>>21714260
RÉÉÉÉÉÉ

>> No.21714785

>>21714347
if it is what your heart desires

>> No.21714789

>>21714257
How do you feel about religion victories? It’s war, but apparently using lightning bolts.

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>>21714636
>I'm not a big fan of the rural agrarian thing
rural agrarian>urban industrial

>> No.21714795

>>21714538
I want to ride my bicorn wife with my other wife and making out with her.
I bet the bicorn wife would just keep waking with a smile as we just kept getting more and more 'intimate'.

>> No.21714798

>>21714779
dumb cheshireposter

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>>21714779
Dumb cat, you forgot your meme arrow.

>> No.21714823

>>21714664
>demon gets tan
>she becomes purple
nice

>> No.21714832

Wikifag here, finished the /d/ monster girl threads and the monster girl futa threads. Got around 9 more images since the last report.
I'll start going through the (non-futa) MG threads now.

>> No.21714844

>>21714832
What

>> No.21714848

>>21714832
This is bait, isn't it?

>> No.21714849
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>>21714844
You've never heard of wikifag?

>> No.21714851

>>21714832
>finished the monster girl threads
>I'll start going through the monster girl threads now
???

>> No.21714855

>>21714851
Exactly what I thought. I think the /d/eviancy has warped his brain

>> No.21714858 [SPOILER] 
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>>21714851
>>8615475

>> No.21714868

>>21714851
The original monster girl threads died out at around #67, a few threads after the futafags took over.
The (Non-futa) threads appeared at the end of 2017.

>> No.21714870

>>21714858
>>>/d/8615475
fixed it for you

>> No.21714872
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What is she offering?

>> No.21714874
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>>21714858
That's the fake MG thread started by trolls on /d/.

There are two running MG threads there now: the (non-futa) and futa threads.

>> No.21714876

>>21714530
Is she allowed to leave the box?

>> No.21714880

>>21714858
>don't post art which involves fetishes other than monstergirls
>picture is fatshit
What did they mean by this

>> No.21714884

Harembros, what's your harem dynamic like?

>Liliraune harem queen. She lets me have as many wives as I want and do whatever with them, under the condition that she's my main wife and I bring the other girls into her flower for lewd or romantic things - she wants me to stay in her flower as much as possible, really.
>Clubs Trumpart who feels jealous of liliraune, but in a "this jealousy turns me on" way. Masturbation addict.
>Heart March Hare who spends a lot of time in the flower with us. Acts like a younger sister to the other wives. Dotes on me a lot.
>Pshog carrier who acts like a friend with benefits to the harem. Takes care of the house, while host likes tinkering with machines. Wants to build a robot body for her pshog.

>> No.21714890

>>21714832
Thanks for the update.
>>21714848
>>21714851
The "futa" threads were actually non futa but said it in the text of the OP rather than the subject field and futafags hijacked them which lead to the non-futa ones becoming a separate thread using the subject field.
So while the old ones are "futa" the content in them wasn't. It'd a dumb drama.

>> No.21714891

>>21714876
Yes.

>> No.21714893

>>21714884
I was too was wondering this recently. Also to those with harems, how do your waifus interact with each other? Do any of them have special bonds or shared interests? Do they ever get sex with each other even when you're not around?

>> No.21714895

>>21714858
>>21714880
It's a troll thread started by a futafag trying to make people who like hetro stuff like stupid.

>> No.21714904

>>21714858
What if the only thing I'm okay with in that list is feet?

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>>21714895
>like stupid

>> No.21714911

>>21714270
Kakuen butt

>> No.21714913

>>21714905
I had a stroke.

>> No.21714917

>>21714893
>Special bonds
March Hare and Trumpart have been close friends since long before I met them.

>Shared hobbies
Trumpart and Pshog Carrier are both fascinated by technology - Carrier likes building and modding and tinkering, and Trumpart likes vidya and playing with the machines that Carrier makes.
Trumpart and Liliraune both like working with potions, and will sometimes compete over whose potion effects turn me on more.
Liliraune and March Hare both like writing and wordplay, and will sometimes write me - or even each other - lewd and sappy poems.
Liliraune and Pshog Carrier both like music, and the three of us will have jam sessions sometimes.
I'm always with the Liliraune, but the Pshog Carrier is happily free use for the whole harem, and the two Wonderlanders lez it up regularly.

>> No.21714922

>>21714270
>Which MG has the best butt?
A nine year old Dark Mage

>> No.21714929

>>21714884
>Harembros, what's your harem dynamic like?
dunno as it is all in moo's

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>>21714922
>spoiler
Is that the number of years that's passed since she monsterized?

>> No.21714952

>>21714884
I haven’t thought about it enough but I guess
Kakuen and raiju would be the more spontaneous types
Mad hatter would be the type to tease
Ryu would be the more normal of the four

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Mouse-senpai is so cool!

>> No.21714964

>>21714087
Nice. Thanks mate

>> No.21714974

>>21714884
>>21714893
>Wight and Lich act almost like sisters at times with how close they are due to their past
>Hobgoblin and Kobold play around and go on little adventures around the town
>Hinezumi and Salamander are rivals, Hinezumi takes it more seriously with the Salamander just going with the flow
>Bapho and Wock clash and try one up each other, sometimes in lewd ways and sometimes in others
>Hellhound sometimes uses her teacher skills to help some of the new recruits to the bapho's sabbath who are more genuine in their loli-ness than others
>Kiki gets along with everyone and enjoys chatting a lot as she does her work
>Demon acts as an advisor to Wight wife and is like a lewd onee-chan to the harem despite one being older
Just some examples, there's some more dynamics too but I don't want to dump too much at once.
And can I just say that the increase in harem talk recently has been really nice, all you other haremfags posting here have cute very wives by the sounds of things.

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>> No.21714990
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Imagine touching a gyaru ryu's reverse scale.

>> No.21714991

>>21714937
If her coming out of a Dark Mage mother's womb as a monstergirl of the same species technically counts as monsterization.

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Sexy birb.

>> No.21715031
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Are kikis good at things like plumbing and electrical wiring?

>> No.21715040

>>21714625
>holst gyaru sexually harassing you in public
My boner's raging out of control

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>>21714625
Everyone talks about cow tits, but cow butts are better.

>> No.21715058

>>21714891
May I talk to her?

>> No.21715073

>>21714990
Hot take:
Gyaru makes every MG better.

>> No.21715077
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oni ninjas

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>>21715058
Yes.

>> No.21715094
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>>21715077
What about them?

>> No.21715099

>>21714990
What’s the worse that can happen?

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>>21715073
I don't see anything wrong with this idea.

>> No.21715113

>Sneaking Wonderland CC-ification cake into a Sabbath

>> No.21715115

>>21715094
they are cute

>> No.21715124

>>21715073
Can a slime be a gyaru?

>> No.21715130

>>21715073
does gyaru work with silent kuufish?

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>>21715113

>> No.21715136

>>21715094
Don’t rub an Onis horns; that is the equivalent of rubbing an Elf’s ears, and in most tribes signifies a marriage proposal.

>> No.21715144

>>21715130
Yes, think of her bronze skin in a leopard print school swimsuit and tell me that’s not a hot idea.

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Imagine, if you will, sitting in your longhouse in a large comfy sofa, watching your favorite sportsball team, getting sandwiched between the breasts of some busty, sweaty p'orcs as you wait for them to bring you some of their world famous p'orc BBQ for dinner. P'orc servants would no doubt be the best of them all.

>> No.21715148

>>21715134
She seems awfully composed for a ccfied baphomet.

Unless... it was an inside job! Damned traitor!

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>>21715136
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>> No.21715155

>>21714917
Didn't know you where a haremfag pshoganon. Sounds like fun dynamics though and it does make sense for a harem involving a alraune to probably have a decent amount of yuri while your stuck in the plant.

>> No.21715161

>>21715124
a pslime can.

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>>21715148
The familiars did this, I know it.

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>> No.21715192

>>21715168
>sit down next to a dark mage in the bar
>hell yes, gonna get me some premium ass
>she's mumbling under her breath, seems like she had a bit too much
>try to start a conversation but she still doesn't respond
>about to leave my seat when suddenly she shoots up, knocking me over
>"IT WAS THE FUCKING FARMING SABBATH I KNOW IT"
>she grabs me by the neck of my shirt
>"THAT FAT COW BITCH MARUNE DID THIS TO ME"
>realize I'm talking to a "little" witch
>she drops down next to me and starts bawling
>"I'm sooo ooold" she blubbers " Huug meee, oniii-chan"
>desperately look around for help as sobs on my shoulder
>oni bartender only chuckles as she films me
Don't talk to strange monstergirls in bars, lesson learned

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Which girl would you rather have as your senpai?

>> No.21715225

>>21715025
Tengus can fill many roles during sex
>Acting smug because her pussy and secret sexual techniques overpowered you.
>Both of you keep up with each other and end up exhausted ,and she gasps out that next time she'll show you why the tengu are so powerful.
>She bites off more then she can chew and gets dominated, and she's surprised that it was nothing like it was in her books.
>Gets hit with her mating season and rapes you, telling you she loves you and it should be a honor being a tengu's husband, so just knock her up and start a nice family with her, okay?
>Be in a relationship with her and tease her about how much you love her and want to start a family with her, eventually causing her to lose control and the both of you having sex right there.

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Watch her dance.

>> No.21715240

>>21715231
To unfitting music

>> No.21715242

>>21715192
Shouldn't she be having some soda instead?

>> No.21715246

>>21715197
Panko looks like her knows what she's doing.

>> No.21715261

>>21714884
>Cheshire shitposts at home and does chores/makes money streaming. Is a dork and is well on the pudgy side. Teasing but pretty damn short and fairly flat. Has DAT ASS though.
>Serious jinko that works an accounting job and is very tall and buff with well paying career. Very muscled thanks to her lifting regiment but enjoys reading. Has glasses and puts up with Cheshire's shennanigans. Has a massive chest and is actually a huge pervert, even more-so than cheshire.
>(Dice) Pai Loli Cupid that is an Eros "Envoy" to the local Sabbath Marune branch. Is basically more PR than actual arrow shooty short. Gets stressed fairly easily but doesn't show it till she gets home and launches herself into my lap with a small whine. Gets along greatly with Jinko
>(Dice) Familiar: Doesn't actually work with the Sabbath and does the magical equivalent of IT. She's gotta a dead eyed expression and is a tad cynical in a way that only Tech Support can get. Games with Cheshire and gets along fairly well with Cupid. Weak to tail scritches.

>> No.21715262 [SPOILER] 
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Touch the cow.

>> No.21715268

>>21715242
The bartender has been giving her virgin cockails all night, but she hasn't noticed yet.

>> No.21715280

>>21715155
I didn't know I was at first either, but the more I thought about it, the more it made sense for me.
I even waifuposted with every type of mamono I thought I might like over the course of some time, to see which mamono I really would want to be part of my harem.
I had already established the clingy, possessive liliraune and casual lewd friend-wife pshog, and the rest followed my interests and tastes naturally.

>> No.21715293
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>> No.21715296
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Flag stealer

>> No.21715308

>>21715296
Arrest her right now!

>> No.21715328

>>21715296
I know its a shitpost but the fact that flag has 3 stars annoys me

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>>21715296
Give it back!

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>>21714051
Troop leader White Horn-san has a quest for you! [Worrisome Wendis]

>> No.21715364

>>21715341
Flagmander has zilla feet

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>>21715353
What does she want me to do?

>> No.21715412

>>21715268
>Whatdya mean?
>Ive had shix Shirley Temples and free Roy Rawdgers with an Arnoold Pawmer chaser!

>> No.21715423

>>21715412
Just wait until she hits the hard stuff like Sassafras

>> No.21715434

>>21715367
I don’t know but I do believe I can make an entire snuggle scout troop with that White Horn.

>> No.21715443

>>21715423
>>21715412
>she wakes up the next morning with a bad stomach ache
>she is convinced she’s pregnant now since she woke up in your bed (while you slept on the couch of course)
How do you convince her that’s not how babies are made?

>> No.21715461

>>21715144
But what color fishparts to go with that?

>> No.21715498

>>21715367
Her Snuggle Scout Wendis are lost and their father gets home from work in 2 hours, find the snowpuffs in the snow! Reward - Free rides through the snow, 2 jars of Yetea Hug In A Cup tea leaves

>> No.21715517

>>21715443
>not going along with it, and when she doesn't show any signs of pregnancy, speculate that she must've had a miscarriage
Now THIS is bullying

>> No.21715526
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What's the police force in an undead kingdom look like? What's the most common issue they face? And what happens to criminals if they're caught?

>> No.21715529

>>21715498
The trick is to cook meat which will attract them towards you. You then have to look for shuffling under the snow.

>> No.21715532

>>21715113
Instant schism

>> No.21715534

>>21715498
I imagine the Snuggle Scouts theme song is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E6dmxh76Q0

>> No.21715535

>>21715526
>What's the police force in an undead kingdom look like?
Like a swarm of Zombies in a horror movie. That’s why they have such a good arrest record.

>> No.21715543

>>21715526
>And what happens to criminals if they're caught?
Rape

>> No.21715556

>>21715526
>tfw you keep getting into trouble just so you can mess with the Banshee police officer that patrols your neighborhood

>> No.21715566

>>21715534
>White Horn in a marching band cap and baton
>leading the happy troop while they sing
Cute! I bet they march in the Christmas Parade that brings the whole town together

>> No.21715569

>>21715517
Anon that’s not bullying. That’s straight up psychological torture, especially a young, impressionable MG like that who’s scared out of her mind. You sir are the reason why we don’t have our waifus with us today.

>> No.21715573

>>21713946
Everyone here has their monster gf and here I am all alone.

>> No.21715614

>>21715517
>she kills herself out of shame when she discovers the truth
Enjoy settling for human pussy, because no monster girl is gonna want you now.

>> No.21715624

>>21715526
I want to go wild inside that cold, lifeless body

>> No.21715628

>>21715569
Sometimes I wonder what some anons think a healthy relationship entails, seeing as many of them seem to think it involves treating your significant other like something from a friend (male) to an outright rival.

>> No.21715631

>>21715556
>She cries every time, tearfully asking you to stop

>> No.21715668
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>> No.21715673

>>21715628
Its the ones who want to treat them like pets that worry me.

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>>21715673

>> No.21715698 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.21715711
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It's gotta be a bot at this point.

>> No.21715720

>>21715673
I just wanna swim and cook with mine

>> No.21715723

>>21715711
And yet mods never delete it, really annoying

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>> No.21715736

Gargoyles would be better as kuuderes.

>> No.21715737

>>21715628
What we think is a healthy relationship is different from person to person

>> No.21715745

>>21715736
Kuu relentlessly humping you is great

>> No.21715750

>>21715673
I mean some mg want to be treated like that

>> No.21715753

>>21715569
>>21715614
I-its just a prank b-b-bro

>> No.21715760

>>21715628
A healthy relationship is when the Husband and wife are the perfect team, able to tackle any challenge, and if they fail, they build each other back up

>> No.21715778

>>21715711
But a bot for whom?

>> No.21715786

>>21715573
You're not alone Anon

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>>21715723
>And yet mods never delete it
Except they do.
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=I+can+sympathize+with+the+social+anxiety+that+many+men+feel+these+days%2C
Look how many of those posts have the "deleted" icon next to them. A flesh-and-blood poster would've gotten the hint by now.

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>>21715778
You tell me.

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>>21714724
I imagine they adjust to fit the situation.

>> No.21715825
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21715825

You've heard of grapesnakes, now get ready for limesnakes.

>> No.21715835

>>21715787
You underestimate just how autistic shitposters can be as long as they're still getting their kicks.

>> No.21715841

>>21715825

how many fruit snakes are there?

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I hate summer.

>> No.21715860

>>21715673
yeah, fuck KDF

>> No.21715863

>>21715854
Winter isn't all fun and games either (sorry winter-chan)
Spring and Fall are the best!

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>>21715841
One for every color.

>> No.21715884

>>21715868
but purples not a real color.

>> No.21715889
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>>21715863

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>>21715854
I hate winter, but I'd still bury my dick as deep in an Ice Queen as physically possible.

>> No.21715909

>>21715863
>not liking the comfiest season
>not liking the season that strengthens your body and soul
>not liking the season that separates men from boys
>not liking the season with the best dynamics and aesthetics
>not liking the season with the best hunting
>not liking the best season for hiking and various things like cross country
>not liking the season for cozying up with warm food and drink next to the fireplace
>liking the seasons for bugs, bad food, bad weather, and loud assholes because it's easier to handle

>> No.21715927

>>21715889
Dibs on the Ushi
DIBS!

>> No.21715928

>>21715909
But he did say that he liked Fall.

>> No.21715940
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>>21715927
Attaboy.

>> No.21715942
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What would be a good stand name for something with rock/plant powers?

>> No.21715945

>>21715909
Yes. You try working 12 hour days fixing communication lines in the cold, just to walk into an empty apartment to wait for the next day.
Oh, and you have to shovel snow every other day just to get to work

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>>21715942
Cute gnome.

>> No.21715956
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This fox is getting sick fucking gains! What have you done lately to get stronk?

>> No.21715957

>>21715942
Stone sour

>> No.21715966

>>21715956
What exercise is that?

>> No.21715970

>>21715942
I dont like stands
Direct martial arts is better

>> No.21715978

>>21715966
Bench press.

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>>21715956

>> No.21715988

>>21715928
>fall
>strengthen anything other than the depression levels of SDD sufferers
>poor food
>insects move inside but haven't died yet
>hunting is meh
>hiking is 2nd place
>wood fires can occur but only at certain times of day and warm food doesn't reach optimal comfy levels or benefits
>>21715945
Been there done that try it in alaska when you have to heat up cables with a hand dryer attached to 1200ft of extension cords for an hour before it's safe to move or bend them and rather than an empty apartment it's a single room module containing the unshielded toilet and 12 other men who haven't showered in the past month who fart 24/7 because that's what the food they send you causes to your GI tract and that's your life for 3-6 months then complain.

>> No.21716007
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How do you like your evil monsters?

>> No.21716008

>>21716007
EVIL

>> No.21716010
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21716010

Bow before your queen.

>> No.21716017

>>21716007
Sunday morning cartoon but she tries
Or
Ultimate evil but she's busy being your wife

>> No.21716022

>>21715868
I wonder what an applesnakes are like?

>> No.21716029

>>21715988
>goes through this
>still likes it
That's why nobody takes masochists seriously.

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>>21716029
Rude.

>> No.21716036

>>21715942
Go the fuck away you cancerous jojobrony.

>> No.21716044

>>21716007
Villains who have reformed into wholesome, loving women who have to battle their inner demons every now and then

>> No.21716047

>>21716029
>still likes it
>not liking everything being genuinely easier after the fact
>not having done your time and been rewarded for it rather than having that hanging over you in the unforeseen future
>not enjoying becoming a stronger better individual
>not enjoying testing yourself wholesale, refusing to give up, and succeeding

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>>21716036
>jojobrony
Huh, never heard that one before.

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>>21716007
Sunday morning cartoon villain who keeps having her plans foiled by that pesky, yet kind of cute, human boy Anon. Even when she goes out to deal with him herself, they keep winding up in lewd situations together, forcing her to retreat in embarrassment.

>> No.21716099
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I want to stick my fingers in a demon's mouth and rub her spit all over my face

>> No.21716107
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>> No.21716114

>>21716047
No, fuck winter.

>> No.21716116

>>21716068
Kindly fuck off

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>>21716099
This, but with her vaginal juices.

>> No.21716120

>>21716107
STOP!
YOUR MESSING UP HER SURFACE TENSION

>> No.21716143

>>21716119
The real question is. Would you do it with her third hole?

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>>21716114

>> No.21716147

>>21716068
Go away meme spammer

>> No.21716157

>>21716147
>one picture is meme spamming
Oh boy, the no fun police are here.

>> No.21716159

>>21716120
>you'll never poke a slime so hard you break her surface tension so she has to yell at you in the form of a puddle

>> No.21716168

>>21716143
Ewwww, no.

>> No.21716171

I doubt a mamono could seduce me.
I have the blessings of humanity and the Order protecting me!
No mamono will corrupt me!

>> No.21716177

>>21716171
>"What are you gonna do? Stab me?" T. man stabbed

>> No.21716184

>>21716177
That's what I was going for.

>> No.21716195

>>21716184
I honestly had a brain fart. Stabbed was supposed to be Corrupted...

>> No.21716196

>>21715942
Where's the sourse on this? Who are these two?

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>>21716195
Either one works.

>> No.21716214

>>21716210
Foul beast! You have tainted human beauty and left her allure tantalizingly exposed!

>> No.21716219

>>21716051
That loli cheshire is for anal.

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>> No.21716228

>>21716196
I just dug this up form the archive
IIRC They are OC's made by Beast, so if you want their stoy ask him.

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New request of the pups finished yesterday! I've been wanting to get them in some cosplay for awhile now, really like how it turned out.

>> No.21716246

Chapter 23 is finished, and starts a new arc
Quick rundown
>Sucked into mamono dimension
>Lost in the middle of nowhere and saved by elves
>Help elves fend off an attack and head for monster turf
>Find out about raging allergy to demonic energy, learn more about magic use
>Yan titania almost ruins everything

https://pastebin.com/Fa3EpgFh

>> No.21716268

>>21716237
Your daughteru looks cute with pink hair

>> No.21716270

>No oppai loli riddle cat to great me when I get home from my runs or work.

Life is suffering.

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>>21716214
I regret nothing!

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>> No.21716317

>>21716270
>Pai loli Sphinx asks easy riddles
>answer them wrong anyways
Nice life indeed.

>> No.21716319

>>21716246
Two stories in one day, it is a good day

>> No.21716329

>>21716317
She's for snuggling and womb bloating.

>> No.21716361

I want to drive an ice cream truck around a monster city and help everyone keep cool with nice ice cream

>> No.21716372
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I like cupids.

>> No.21716374
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foxes

>> No.21716377

I don't know what I expect, but some times, when laying in the tub filled with water, I can hear the whispers of the deep from aeons long past.

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>>21716377
That's what you get from using a shog tub.

>> No.21716389

>>21716384
how does she clean me?

>> No.21716398

>>21716389
anally

>> No.21716418

>>21716384
I bet a slime bath would be like a fully body massage

>> No.21716420

>>21716384
i'd submerse myself in a shog bath

>> No.21716424

>>21716398
She prefers the word “fastidious”

>> No.21716425

>>21716372
Same, especially the blue alternate color.

>> No.21716429

>>21716302
>tfw your ancient evil waifu watched the Buu saga and Gotenks was her favorite character
>the ghosts still explode, but with sexual energy instead of Ki

>> No.21716430

>>21716424
:^)

>> No.21716431

>>21716237
Fuck off KDF

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>> No.21716438

>>21716007
Madly in love with me

>> No.21716441 [SPOILER] 
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Dwarves are best girls.

>> No.21716443

I want to clean for a kiki

>> No.21716446

>>21716425
Quality recolors are always nice to see.

>> No.21716452

>>21716443
Never do this.

>> No.21716454

>>21716372
>>21716374
I like both of these, how am I supposed to choose?

>> No.21716456

>>21716418
Not only that, but you'll be cleaned and milked too.

>> No.21716460

>>21716292
She must be in agony! I swear I heard moans of suffering on the way here!

>> No.21716465

>When that salamander loli you defeated in combat gets pouty cause you're oogling Holstzerker oneesan

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>>21716441
That's a harvin from granblue, drawn by jingai modoki/youkaido. but okay.

>> No.21716468

>>21715296
>ur fucking sa7 dorito
What did she mean by this?

>> No.21716469

>>21716452
What's the worst that could happen if I cleaned her messy room while she was gone and walked in on a clean room

>> No.21716477

>>21716441
Arulumaya does the worst things to my dick.

>> No.21716480
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How do you keep cool?

>> No.21716482

>>21716465
Bloodlusted Holstzerker vs. Milklusted Anon, who wins?

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>>21716454
let foxes guide you

>> No.21716492

>>21716482
Their children who wouldn't have been born if not for the sheer hornieness of their parents for each other.

>> No.21716497

>>21716482
Anons dick....and Lolimander is mad, pouting in the bushes.

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>> No.21716506

>>21716497
no cucking the lolimander

>> No.21716508

>>21716491
Only so long as they're guiding me to a surprise fox gangrape.

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>>21716491
I'd let a smug loli fox guide me

>> No.21716518

>>21716506
Anon please, it just means that she has a co-wife as she's going to hop on anons dick while he sleeps.

>> No.21716522

>>21716443
If you give a mouse a cookie and it will want some milk.
If you give a kiki a day off she starts to remember the frontlines and trenches, the smell of cordite and smoke, and the calm words of the kapitan before the charge.

>> No.21716523

>>21714033
Translations when?

>> No.21716525
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>>21716454

>> No.21716527

>>21716469
You will completely destroy her self-esteem and confidence as a maid.

>> No.21716534

>>21716522
>>21716527
But I just wanted to give her day off and show her just how good I am from observing her clearly if I'm that good at cleaning I must be watching her a lot

>> No.21716537

Would monsters wear fake tails to make it seem like they have more mofu than they actually have?

>> No.21716538

>>21716513
shiro is for aggressive anal

>> No.21716539

>>21716454
Gumiho charm sniper.

>> No.21716542

>>21716537
>"Oh wow, a fifteen tailed fox! I didn't know they could go that high."

>> No.21716544

>>21716454
Harem route.

>> No.21716545

>>21716452
>>21716443
What if your terrible at it, thus reassuring her how much you need her?

>> No.21716551

>>21716537
Is there anything more embarrassing than a fox caught faking the number of tails she has?

>> No.21716558

>>21716525
Do Eros girls have heartpupils all the time, or just when they're around (You)?

>> No.21716561

>>21716551
How about the leader of a demon gang being revealed to be an angel

>> No.21716571

>>21716551
>fox caught faking the number of tails she has?
>Many tailed old fox curling her tails around so it looks like she only has one big tail

>> No.21716576
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Worship Pharaoh.

>> No.21716578
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Kumihos

>> No.21716580

>>21716578
More like Cum in her Holes

>> No.21716584
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>>21716508
and marriage

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>>21716578
Are inferior to kitsunes.

>> No.21716597

>>21716591
>>21716578
Aren't they the same

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>>21716578
Are the best

>> No.21716621

>>21716597
Technically, they are all local-variants of the same monster so kinda yes? OG nine-tailed fox are said to be originated from either China or India

>> No.21716626

>>21716576
I wanna see that cat and pharaoh dock!

>> No.21716634

Why is it that tanuki are always cute?

>> No.21716637

>>21716634
huge balls

>> No.21716643

>>21716634
Short, smug, and chubby.
The perfect combo

>> No.21716648

>>21716597
One eats livers and semen, the other tofu and semen. One prefers to rape you and the other to seduce you.

>> No.21716652

>>21716634
I wonder what it would be like having a tanuki daughteru

>> No.21716664

>>21716652
>man pregnancy

>> No.21716672

>>21716664
Adoption you fuck, I'm not FTM

>> No.21716673

>>21716672
>doesn't want to carry his cute daughteru for 9 months

>> No.21716674

>>21716648
Actually I prefer the former

>> No.21716675

>>21716584
Naturally.

>> No.21716679

>>21716664
>Having a tanuki daughter
>Could be through impregnating a tanuki waifu
>Could be through adopting
>He immediately thinks about man pregnancy
Is there something you need to tell us, anon?

>> No.21716682

>>21716673
my waifu isn't a seahorse

>> No.21716683

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, if you are ever in doubt, please contact the office of Loli affairs to confirm if the girl you are dating is or is not a loli (old)

>> No.21716686

>>21716578
I want her to eat my liver

>> No.21716694

>>21716683
Who are you supposed to contact if your CC is actually young?

>> No.21716696

big wives are best wives.

>> No.21716697

>>21716694
Office of Maturity

>> No.21716699

>>21716491
PUFFY

>> No.21716700
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>>21716674
Only men of taste do.

>> No.21716705

>>21716700
Touching her own tail how lewd

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>>21716634
'cause they're nerd foxes, and the expression "tanuki face" means to feign surprise or ignorance.

>> No.21716711

>>21716672
>FTM
I wonder if they would get incubi dicks that would be nice for them so they can fuck their waifu

>> No.21716721

>>21716683
How am I supposed to believe them when they are also run by bunch of loli babas?

>> No.21716722

>>21716707
>flat
>no curves
>womanlets
>dirty fujos
Man no wonder the foxes always have them beat.

>> No.21716726

>>21716721
Because they're lolibabas that know their stuff.

>> No.21716729

>>21716705
They're lewd girls. Way lewder than most kitsunes.

>> No.21716730

>>21716711
Nah. DE cures them of their mental illness and mamanofies them. Same with all trans barring alping.

>> No.21716733

>>21716730
But what about their waifu they have?

>> No.21716735

>>21716722
Dude, those are little girls.
You don't call a nine year old a womanlet, you call her a daughteru.

>> No.21716743

Daughterus are for teaching cute tricks and then showing her mom

>> No.21716747

>>21716733
All lesbians turn bi when the turn into a mg the two girls will go find a man together

>> No.21716748

>>21716735
Even the actual lolis have better bodies.

>> No.21716750
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Have you changed how some species act in your headcanon? Or if the species was not made by KC, how do you imagine they do act?

>> No.21716754

>>21716750
Nah. If I don’t like the way a species acts I just look to other species.
What’s the point in having the species variety if you just go “oh they all act however I want”?

>> No.21716758

>>21716743
I can understand that.
>>21716750
On an individual basis!

>> No.21716770

>>21716754
Well you may have your own opinion about a certain species should act. For example, you may think dhampirs should act like vampires but just with sun resistance. As long as it is in your head and not pushed in the threads you can do whatever you want.

>> No.21716776

How do you make sure cop or teacher monsters don't abuse their power?

>> No.21716780

>>21716754
Well, not every monsters are based solely on their entries. Take Runya Runya for example, she's a Bapho yet she can't use magic at all

>> No.21716785
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>>21716748
Are you seriously body shaming young nooks?
This is why they always have that inferiority complex towards foxes.

>> No.21716789
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Young Tanuki are cute I'd love to help paint her lemonade stand sign

>> No.21716801
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>> No.21716802

>>21716789
I'd just take her home and relax on the couch

>> No.21716807

>>21716801
How do I open her third eye?

>> No.21716811

>>21716705
Monster girls usually do enjoy touching their own monster parts or other features they're proud of.

>> No.21716814

>>21716780
Individual differences are fine, especially how she still abides by their “magic researcher” quality.
It’s when people get to removing core aspects just because they don’t like them it gets stupid. Just find another species.

>> No.21716817

I like young monsters I bet being a teacher would be nice, though I wonder how parent-teacher conferences would go

>> No.21716821

>>21716754
Because encyclopedia pages aren't meant to be comprehensive and they're mostly fluff for an artbook?
Imagine the encyclopedia entry on "humans" described Bette Midler and Elon Musk.
Would you not assume there were other variants of human?
Luckily the Bapho book shows us that even within a faction of related characters there's plenty of difference.

>> No.21716822
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Would you rather have all the girls turned into shortstacks or BIG strong girls.

>> No.21716825

>>21716822
all of them tall flats

>> No.21716830

>>21716807
Anal. The 8th chakra is found there.

>> No.21716835

>>21716807
you kiss her

>> No.21716838

>>21716822
Big. I'm short enough.

>> No.21716844
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>>21716814
I'm gonna marry an umi-osho dominatrix, and there's nothing you can do about it!

>> No.21716849
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>>21716785
If they worked to look more like auntie then maybe they’d stand a chance.
As it stands, who’s going to notice them? There’s to much heavy competition from the foxes.

>> No.21716852

>>21716844
You won’t, because you don’t actually care and you’re just being a fool.

>> No.21716856

>>21716433
If she starts gargling, does it become a hot tub?

>> No.21716859

>>21716852
If KC sez it's OK...

>> No.21716866

>>21716830
*first
First chakra is feet, ass, and base of spine.
Second is genitals and pubic region.
Third is belly.
Fourth is chest, specifically heart.
Fifth is neck and mouth.
Sixth is third eye and brain.
Seventh is aural crown.

>> No.21716868

>>21716849
My waifu says her sister is a bad influence on the kids

>> No.21716869

>>21716859
And I can still call it for the idiocy it is regardless.

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>> No.21716882

>>21716866
Look at this nerd.

>> No.21716884

Does your momster protect you from your wine aunt?

>> No.21716887

>>21716872
Those are some amazing eyes

>> No.21716892

>>21716868
Maybe she’s just a bit jealous of her considerable assets.

>> No.21716900

>>21716868
Just because her sister teaches them to give discounts to cuties doesn't make her a bad influence

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What is she so angry about?

>> No.21716909

>>21716900
But being arbitrary with prices is not good for business

>> No.21716915

>>21716906
She's just acting, she's putting on a performance of Convictor Yamaxanadu for the school play.

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>> No.21716922

>>21716919
Those are nice horns

>> No.21716935

>>21716884
My momster's an only child.

>> No.21716937

>>21716776
You can't

>> No.21716939

>>21716733
All non-straights turn bi, again alps are exceptions, so they'd just go find a husband.

>> No.21716943

>>21716906
her husbando won't let her impregnate him

>> No.21716946

>>21716937
Sure you can you have a man watch over her

>> No.21716948

>>21716750
Not really. I just use the encyclopedia as guidelines and keep the flavor of the species but understand variations can absolutely occur.
Honestly, however since I joked about holsts being Not!Dutch it's just stuck with me.

>> No.21716951

What mamono would you want as platonic friends?
What mamono would you rather help find someone to hook up with than hook up with then yourself?

>> No.21716953

>>21713988
Is that a mare with a mare's leg?

>> No.21716956

>>21716948
I think this is the right way to handle it

>> No.21716957 [SPOILER] 
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Suspicious apophis.

>> No.21716961

>>21716953
Please leave maresleg posting in /cangen/

>> No.21716963

>>21716750

My headcanon just adds onto what the encyclopedia says rather than changing it.

>> No.21716964

>>21716957
This taste... it's the taste of a harlot!

>> No.21716971

>>21716534
I bet Kiki’s would enjoy sharing their talents with their master and spending time doing what they love.

>> No.21716972

>>21716961
Can't, it's already metastasized to all of /k/.

>> No.21716975

Are there glory holes in the MGE-verse?

>> No.21716976

>>21716776
Undercover shotafied agents and let it be known they exist and that there is at least one in every class and just generally roaming around town. It could even be a day/night job for incubi who's wives lean that way and their new bodies aren't really suited for any other kind of work place.
It'd cut down on bullying and rowdy kid occurences to as now theres a mediator that already knows the ins and outs of social dynamics at that age without being constrained by the state of children's minds that other kids think is just another one of them. Kids are gonna go raise hell? Fuck it send the shota chaperone he'll make sure they don't come back with broken bones.
Suddenly all teachers and cops behave themselves and trench coated cheshires and dark elves disappear over night from all playgrounds.

>> No.21716979

>>21716971
>When the guy shows the girl to golf but instead it's the kiki showing him how to use a broom

>> No.21716986

>>21716975
Yeah but its for one guy to eat them all out

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>>21716811

>> No.21716988

>>21716957
That's a raspberry snake

>> No.21716991

>>21716979
>Showing your master how to do basic bitch housework to bond
That's pretty poor taste. Something that's more of a hobby like cooking or spinning pottery would work better.

>> No.21716995

>>21716976
That just sounds like a speedy way to lose all your agents.

>> No.21716996

>>21716991
What I was going for was the close touching with her tits on your back with her hands on your arms doing the motions

>> No.21716997

>>21716673
Wouldn’t your arms get tired?

>> No.21717000

>>21716822
Big strong with big tidds.

>> No.21717006

>>21716986
Even better.

>> No.21717012

>>21716996
I know.
1. that's going to be really awkward if her arms aren't longer than yours
2. the second example was exactly that, but more memetic

>> No.21717013

Are there any monsters that arent scary when yandere?

>> No.21717018

>>21717013
Fairies.
They're not scary as yanderes. They're just incredibly annoying.

>> No.21717021

>>21717013
Yandere's are never scary, so just let her in already.

>> No.21717031

>>21717018
What if it's a yandere Titania

>> No.21717038

>>21717031
>yandere Titania telling you good night through your mail-slot
Cute.

>> No.21717043

>>21716951
Red oni seem like bros and good wingmen in general.
Kiki's. I honestly feel they're too easy to lock down compared to most and too pure/naive to know how to land a master that's right for them. Sort of like how certain households shouldn't be allowed children let alone pets for those children but they go out of their way to get a dog that they'll neglect both environmentally and emotionally anyway because they wanted a dog so they're gonna get one. If I could have helped a kiki find a good home, but didn't actually help them out when I could have, and later found out she's living in a tiny house with only 4 rooms to clean and no real yard to do yard work in relegating them to 20 minutes of work a day then 8 mind numbing hours of boredom and tedium before master gets home every single day for the rest of her life I'd feel terrible for the rest of my life.

>> No.21717044

>>21717013
a Kiki, because what is she going to do clean extra?

>> No.21717050

>>21717013
Mice! They just try extra hard to get that baby-bump and to be the one who snuggles up on your chest at night while their sisters settle for your arms and legs!

>> No.21717053

>>21717013
Umi osho.

>> No.21717055

>>21716995
>lose all your agents
>pedo momster count disappears over night because they're all married now
>actual kids safe
All according to keikaku.

>> No.21717056

>>21717044
I’ve seen at least three pictures of yandere Kikis and they all involved large knives.

>> No.21717057

>>21717013
I feel like a Banshee's crying would make them seem a lot less threatening.

>> No.21717062

>>21717044
well there was the story about the yandere kiki that chopped off her monster parts because she thought her master only liked humans, it had a happy ending where she was cured of being yan and got to be with her master

>> No.21717065

>>21717055
the best part is that since momsters are weak to shota cock the undercover agents will easily beable to dominate.

>> No.21717069

>>21717013
Charybdis, as long as you have no plans to go near the ocean.

>> No.21717071

>>21717055
But that doesn’t do a thing to stop things like the true-loli Sabbath.
Or Witches in general, really.

>> No.21717072

>>21717055
>pedo momster count disappears over night because they're all married now
Then, eight or so years later, it fucking explodes again. Cunny was a mistake.

>> No.21717075

>>21717013
Yandere Childhood friend monsters are harmless

>> No.21717080

>>21717069
Is there any monster more unwanted?
Maybe Giant Slugs...

>> No.21717088

>>21716697
Wait there’s an office for that?
Do they have a dating hotline?

>> No.21717092

>>21716957
I’m not normally too fond of Apophis, but this is pretty awesome.

>> No.21717095

What kind of monsters post on human boy threads?

>> No.21717097

>>21717072
>at age 10 daughters of momstergirls suddenly fill out
>begin looking like momsters themselves and learn from their moms how to hunt.
>even get tips from dad.

>> No.21717099

>>21717056
A fearboner never hurt anyone

>> No.21717105

>>21717097
I've got this image of little girls poorly applying lipstick and stumbling around in high heels far too big for them, then I realize this should be oppai loli and suddenly it's kind of hot. Send help.

>> No.21717112

>>21716743
This. Daughterus are for playing games with, sharing favorite bands/albums with, and telling stories after you tuck them into bed at night.
You’re a terrible father/human being if you dick the daughteru.

>> No.21717115

>>21717075
What the fuck is a childhood friend even?
Like, do people really have people that are close to them for more than a few years?

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>>21717018
>fairies
>anyone that seems overly friendly with you, vaguely hostile, women that you come within a mile of, etc all mysteriously disappear never to be seen again with no trace
>not scary
>>21717044
Don't fuck with kiki's, anon. They may seem prim and proper but the motherland is a cruel mistress and only the most tenacious kiki's can escape out into the wider world and if they ever feel master is in danger or their position as masters meido , perhaps from some harlot eyeing him up or being a little too friendly, they'll show exactly the unique set of skills that allowed them to make it this far in the first place.

>> No.21717120

>>21717105
i was implying they grew taller, but your mention of pai-lolis attempting to be momsters is indeed hot as fuck.

>> No.21717122

>>21717071
That's another department's problem.
>>21717072
We'll just hire my agents. Problem solved.

>> No.21717134

>>21717112
What about if your daughteru turns into a zoomer and calls you a boomer

>> No.21717136

>>21717112
>spoiler
I already am/would be anyway

>> No.21717143

>>21717118
But a kiki couldn't hurt a fly she's so fragile and soft

>> No.21717151

Though it's sorta minor, I've always thought the idea of a succubi wrapping their tails around their husbands - an act that is said to be an expression of profound love - to be incredibly cute and endearing. I'd love to have a demon wrap her tail around my arm in public as we walk together.

>> No.21717153

>>21717115
>anon doesn't have 1 or more best friends that he's known for longer than he can remember quite literally since they were introduced to eachother before they were even a year old

>> No.21717156

>>21717080
Giant slugs are nice; I like them; but I mentioned Charybdis since they can't really move on their own.

>> No.21717157

>>21717134
You Floss in front of her friends. Poorly.

>> No.21717159

>>21716789
>Tanuki neighbors young daughteru sets up a lemonade stand in front of her house on a really hot day
>because it’s so hot only two people show up the whole day
>her parents to be exact
>you sigh as you walk over to her stand and ask her how much for the whole jug
>her eyes light up and tell you $5
>you hand her a $20 bill and tell her to keep the change
>her eyes went from sparkling to star pupils as soon as she holds the money
>she thanks you and hurriedly breaks everything down to go run inside and sit in some well earned air conditioning
>the next morning you’re greeted to her waving at you from her lemonade stand
>that just so happens to be in your driveway
>her parents just smile and wave at you from their front porch

Twenty years later and she still blushes every time you ask for lemonade.

>> No.21717163

>>21717153
Clearly one of the most important jobs as a father is to find a good monster family to be friends with and invite to all your barbecues so that you can give you kid a good childhood friend

>> No.21717165

>>21717134
I’d go mow their lawn for them at 5am on a Saturday

>> No.21717169

>>21717157
The job of a fatheru is to embarrass his daughteru

>> No.21717171

>>21716906
I keep beating her in Mario Party.

>> No.21717175

>>21717134
>daughteru starts playing fortnite and listening to EDM and x-wave the second she turns age 10
>try to salvage her by introducing her to classic rock and grand strategy but it doesn't work she just adopts aggressive dab emote tactics and gets into meme remixes and futurefunk instead
>kick her out of the house and forget she ever exists but tell the wife it's just that time in every girls life to go out into the world and find their own husband
Ah, the cycle of life. So beautiful.

>> No.21717176

>>21717157
>"Hey, daughter, am I hip?!"
>"Hip" was archaic even when you were a kid, but damn if you aren't going to play the shit out of this role

>> No.21717178

>>21717159
Clearly that girl needs to scout out locations that have lots of foot traffic and then set up her location there perhaps near a bank is a good spot since people will be pulling money out they will want to spend it. What a cute Tanuki

>> No.21717183

>>21717159
That’s adorable, a Loli nuki would make an excellent onahole

>> No.21717185

>>21717183
No lewding the lemonuki, young monsters are for see them be cute not destroying their innocence

>> No.21717189

What is the appeal of getting daughterus? I've never inclined to having them, maybe I'm just too selfish and want just me and waifu to be alone?

>> No.21717190

>>21717185
Can't destroy what was never there.

>> No.21717192

>>21717151
Eh...that probably means something else anon. The tail of succubi family species is an erogenous zone with the tip of the tail in particular being exceedingly sensitive similar in effect to the glans of the penis.
That's basically just her whipping it out and rubbing up against you in public while most people are oblivious to what's actually occuring.

>> No.21717194

>>21717175
Never give a child younger than 12 free access to the internet.

>> No.21717195

>>21717189
Because they are the ultimate symbol of you and your waifu's love also they are hecka cute

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>> No.21717202

>>21717196
Nice hips wow

>> No.21717207

>>21717195
I dunno, I never found any kids "cute"

>> No.21717208

>>21717192
>That's basically just her whipping it out and rubbing up against you in public while most people are oblivious to what's actually occuring.
I'm aware of this

>> No.21717209

>>21717189
>what's the appeal of the most basic human instinct
We just don't know, anon.

>> No.21717210

>>21717192
How sensitive are the glans supposed to be? The shaft was always the more sensitive part to me.

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>>21717207

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>>21716007
>Not once person in the thread realized this was a Digimon
Explains all the shit taste around here.

>> No.21717218

>>21717192
>>21717209
What if she just sticks it in your mouth while your yawning or something?

>> No.21717220

>>21717192
Then you realize that succubi are probably proportionally common in most places and succubus types with tails even more so. Plenty of people WOULD know what she's doing. Would the nods of approval and aras be embarrassing?

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>>21717210
Is this what circumcision does to people? Poor little feller.

>> No.21717226

>>21717189
People like having kids and most people remember exactly how much of a little shit they were as children and how much that fucked up their parents lives and how much parents adored their daughters.
Daughterus = cute and lovable on an instinctive level.
I honestly can't imagine the kind of shitstorm it would be raising an incubi son.

>> No.21717227

>>21717212
I like kids and I don’t like that image. Some kind of bizarre bobble head.

>> No.21717232

>>21717210
Not to make you feel bad but pretty damn sensitive if you aren't circumcised. Like, feel it in your teeth levels of uncomfortable when it rubs the wrong way on things levels of sensitive.

>> No.21717234

>>21717224
My balls are fucked up too. I was never intended to reproduce.

>> No.21717235

>>21717136
Come on anon. Being a father, and being in a relationship with your waifu mean you have a responsibility to be greater than what you think you are. My dad wasn’t the best father but he tried everyday to be one, he also really wasn’t the most responsible person in the world, but he had to put that responsibility on his shoulders because it was either be a dad or fall flat on his face. Believe in yourself more anon, and you can do great things.
Also, if you have a good or decent relationship with your parents, give them a call, talk to them, tell them you love them, because it hurts so much when you can’t tell them that anymore.

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Nureonagos

>> No.21717237

>>21717226
Unpopular opinion, but I've recently begun to think that raising a human son in a monstergirl setting could be kind of fun.

>> No.21717242

>>21717236
She’s gonna get smiled at.

>> No.21717244

I worked with my father painting houses so I bet that would be nice with monsters because they would have such interesting houses so that would make every job interesting. Though I wonder what monsters would be nice to have in a painting crew

>> No.21717246

>>21717237
>walk in on your son wrestling with his childhood friend, her newly grown tits in his face
>Are ya winning, son?
>MMFMFBFHHDM!
>You kids have fun now

>> No.21717249

>>21717236
Water is the best

>> No.21717250

>>21717112
>spoiler
hey fuck you buddy

>> No.21717251

>>21717207
I used to say the same thing and then I became an uncle. I still don’t like other people’s kids but my nephews are awesome as hell.

>> No.21717254

>>21717246
Pretty much exactly that, just throw in some boomer memes for good measure.

>> No.21717255

>>21717246
>The father that keeps accidentally cockblocking his son, so the childhood friend has to bribe your wife to keep you busy

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>>21717237
Imagine raising a incubus child with a sea-dwelling mamono or-heaven forbid-with a sandworm.

>> No.21717260

>>21717237
No, that does sound interesting. Make sure to give him good values and ensure him a bright future. Support his interests and encourage growth.

>> No.21717262
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Vipers take care of and defend their young, unlike other snakes. (Where the closest behavior to this is brooding or guarding eggs.) Does this mean Echidnas are Vipers? That's even less of a reason to fuck with them.

>> No.21717268

>>21717262
Careful not to get bitten, viper venom is extremely pleasurable.

>> No.21717270

>>21717237
If it did happen to me that kid would have the biggest anti-bully pack of siblings ever.
There’s few things dumber than messing with the kid who’s got a bunch of Hellhound sisters.

>> No.21717272

>>21717255
>"accidentally"

>> No.21717274

>>21717257
Truly Sandworms are the hippies living in mobile homes of monsters.

>> No.21717281

>>21717220
That depends entirely on if they let that secret out or not. It could just be a women's secret type of thing and you'd be surprised how many of those exist that men never ever learn about like(spoilers may ruin large portions of your life IRL proceed with caution)how every woman suffers from runners bladder to some degree even if they aren't running it's just the mechanics at work down there. Every woman knows it's a thing their underwear is built for it specifically and they've guaranteeably spotted leading to asked questions but how many men are even aware that shit existed at all let alone how prominent it actually is.
Succubi could just pass it off as their version of handholding and if another succ sees it in public they keep it on the downlow because they do it to. All those husbands holding their waifu's tails just being happy at the PDA and closeness meanwhile their wives are about 2 second away from needing to step away and go "powder their nose" before the overflow starts to become noticeable.

>> No.21717287

>>21717237
Human sons? Sure, that's manageable.
Incubi sons? Fuck that.

>> No.21717288

>>21717237
Like by actually having sex with a human woman? That’s fucking gross anon.

Or is it more like you adopted him and it’s like that movie Big Daddy?

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>When your party is about to get wiped, but your Kakuen Monk pulls out her ultimate move.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BqPIkWjA90&t=4s

>> No.21717297

>>21717262
Vipers named Piper!

>> No.21717298

>>21717255
>Bribing your wife
This is an excellent time for the beer and rock CDs meme.

>>21717281
Every succubus would know and anyone that ever fucked a succubus would know. It could maybe be a public secret, but there's no way you wouldn't get some acknowledgement there.

>> No.21717301

>>21717287
No anon! Don't fuck your incubus son!

>> No.21717303

>>21717153
I don't even remember anyone I went to elementary school with.

>> No.21717304

>>21717237
It would be fun to be a dad of either i bet. Dont know why you think thats an unpopular opinion.

>> No.21717305

>>21717287
It should be fine. You’d be an incubus by that point and could handle him normally.

>> No.21717310

>>21717272
This. The best part about being a parent is going to be playing the "Dad" role to a tee with a straight face knowing exactly how much it makes them cringe and squirm. Everything from spending mental downtime thinking up the perfect dad jokes to using my keen ears to know exactly when to walk in on them for maximum embarrassment and memories they'll blanch at years later.

>> No.21717314

>>21717260
What good values? Obviously, good Christian values are right out the window, so what else?

>> No.21717315

>>21717281
It’s in the first world guide, which is an in-universe document that’s gotten plenty of notice among monsters.

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>>21717287
Incubi ARE human, regardless of what /tg/ says.

>> No.21717319

>>21717298
How would any person that fucked a succubi know? That's the kind of info that needs direct relay. Sort of like why every woman likes riding horses and how every woman knows why women like riding horses but men never make that connection until they've been verbally told it.
So long as no succubi flatout explains it it would just come across as a PDA.

>> No.21717321

>>21717288
It's better to just not think of the implications behind it.

>> No.21717323

>>21717314
>so what else?
Church of Hel will work

>> No.21717328

>>21717314
Jewishness will help with raising a tanuki

>> No.21717329

>>21717310
>not even talking about the best part of being a dad
>coaching their sports teams

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I want to see more angelic kiki

>> No.21717336

>>21717298
>This is an excellent time for the beer and rock CDs meme.
Clearly the greatest ally of the Childhood friend is her friend's mom because both have the same goal

>> No.21717338

>>21717301
It's cool they'll just alp mid-coitus.
>>21717305
I'm more worried about the property damage and increase of outbursts.

>> No.21717339

>>21717330
What if the wings were on her wrists and just tiny

>> No.21717340

>>21717242

And then she'll become a wife.

>> No.21717341

>>21717319
Tells like moaning or clenching up when it's rubbed would give it away pretty quick. Plus, succubi really don't strike me as the type to be reserved in the sack or in general, so it seems likely anyone they bang willingly would be instructed to touch there. On top of that, it seems like something men that have picked up on it would spread.

>> No.21717343

>>21717330
OHHH So that's how she cleans the ceiling

>> No.21717344

>>21717329
That's when your rival coaches your daughteru's enemy's team and it becomes a father daughteru team to fight the family rivalry

>> No.21717351

>>21717294
The Way of the Butt!

>> No.21717359

>>21717336
>locked in a cold war with your own wife over cuntblocking your son's childhood friend

>> No.21717369

>>21717359
The desire for grandkids vs the need to make dadjokes at least the aggressive sex would be fun

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In the Demon Lord's ideal world, men would no longer fear mamono because incubi are hardwired to seek mamono as mates. How would that affect the more predatory species like manticores and hellhounds that get off on giving men fearboners?

>> No.21717387

>>21717303
What about High School?

>> No.21717388

>>21717316
You know what I meant.
>>21717315
That makes a decent bit of sense but that just goes back to only women knowing about it by and large unless that guide was disseminated amongst the human population to.
>>21717329
Oh no, anon. That's going to be something I love. If I have a son thats into sportsball I'm gonna be that dad that goes full bore rather than half-assed. I'll teach him how to check the bigger kids into side walls hard enough to make the other team send in benchwarmers but make it still seem accidental or roll out proper ye olde troop placement tactics for the defensive line and outrider 101 for the QB and wide receivers. If that bastard makes it to the finals and they don't have a planned way to get cross country I'll get my class D license and personally drive that team via schoolbus for the next 36 hours with no sleep. I care nothing for sports television but damn if I didn't love participating and wrecking as a kid while my dad encouraged me and supported me through obscene and ill advised amounts of lay ups, swings, kicks, catches, and practice. The rest of it will be dad jokes, playing old people music, doing things that will publicly embarrass them, and cockblock them but sportsball activities are sacred.

>> No.21717391

>>21717375
>(Hot for teacher' intensifies.)

>> No.21717395

>>21717375
Rape finds a way

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>> No.21717403

>>21717314
Sense of right and wrong obviously. Social expectations and how to deal with others. The importance of treating people with kindness and accepting differences. Etc.

>> No.21717404

>>21717375
Here's my headcanon:
As the DL's plan comes to fruition, and more incubus/mamono marriages occur, more and more people will turn to Eros worship.
As Eros grows in power and influence, soulmates become an increasingly common occurrence.
Thus, once the DL's ideal world is achieved, Eros will bless every fearboner loving mamono with an incubus who not only is turned on by her body type and shares her interests, but gets his biggest boners from fear.

>> No.21717415

>>21717387
High school is mostly blurry.
I still talk to a couple people from there.

>> No.21717418

>>21717340
And I’ll become a husband

>> No.21717421

>>21717329
>letting your son do sportsball

>> No.21717423

>>21717415
Close enough.

>> No.21717424

What is a teacher supposed to do when the teacher's pet monster starts to dress more lewd

>> No.21717426

>>21717421
>Not being the softball coach for your manticore daughteru

>> No.21717429

>>21717421
How about robotics sportsball? It sets them up for a great future!

>> No.21717432

>>21717404
The best part would be them stalking you across the entire damned world like some slasher villain.
>You see a barbed fleshy flower on a tentacle hovering outside your second story window at 2am.

>> No.21717436

>>21717423
You'd count that as childhood friend?
I didn't even really have friends in high school until senior year.

>> No.21717438
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Touch fluffy tails.

>> No.21717439

>>21717404
The most appealing part of Eros’ religion is that you can count on there being a perfect soulmate out there for you and that you’re fated to meet each other.

>> No.21717441

>>21717401
Is it time for walkies?

>> No.21717442

>>21717415
That's honestly kind of sad.
Not that I'm close with people from those eras either, but I certainly remember them.
I've been in contact with my highschool buddies for a solid fifteen years.

>> No.21717444

>>21717432
I want her to come up behind me, put one hand over my mouth as she breaths into my ear, and then use the other hand to unfasten my pants. To finish she tags me and start pumping vigorously with her tail.

>> No.21717445

>>21717436
Don’t know about others, but I would.

>> No.21717446

>>21717401
easily best kobold art to date

>> No.21717447

>>21717438
That little girl might develop a mofu addiction

>> No.21717449

>>21717442
I lost contact with almost all of them immediately upon graduation, and within a year most of the rest.

>> No.21717452
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>>21717418
Sounds like a plan.

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>>21717441
Yes.

>> No.21717459

>>21717446
Isnt that hard when most of it is latex stuff

>> No.21717463

>>21717439
How do haremfags fit in?
Does the man have multiple soulmates? Are all of the harem members drawn together this way?

>> No.21717465

>>21717438
Is this what it looks like when you smear hair gel in fluff?

>>21717441
It is always time for walkies.

>> No.21717466

>>21717447
Mofu addiction is a serious problem get help

>> No.21717467

>>21717455
>those spats
UNF

>> No.21717469

>>21717415
>>21717303
I've had that to but honestly the core group of friends has stuck together to the point we still live within walking distance 2 and a half decades after we met and do shit when work schedules allow.

>> No.21717470

>>21717463
they dont. I dont think eros is fond of harems despite the houri thing.

>> No.21717474

>>21717463
Yes. Harem-mates are drawn to other harem-mates and their meetings are the result of fate. Do you believe in Gravity?

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>> No.21717479

>>21717459
trudat

>> No.21717484

>>21717476
I forgot. Does her electrocution paralyze you, or make you jackhammer?

>> No.21717485

I wish I could be a home economics teacher for a monster highschool teaching them how to cook and other home tasks like budgeting and sewing would be nice

>> No.21717486

>>21717470
That's a shame.

>>21717474
I like that.
Rhinoceros beetle.

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>>21717474
I believe in Intelligent Falling.

>> No.21717491

>>21717484
it makes you feel intense pleasure

>> No.21717493

>>21717470
Then how am I supposed to get my Cupid and Houri sisterwives?

>> No.21717497

>>21717469
I've lived in six different towns across two different states, and haven't lived in any one house more than three years in a row.

>> No.21717499

>>21717484
Pure pleasure in electrical form. Whether that's you jackhammer or paralyzed depends on the intensity of the shock.

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>>21717479
Don't be rude.

>> No.21717504

>>21717500
Im not saying latex is bad read the whole chain it's about kobolds

>> No.21717508

>>21717485
I bet a kiki would get an A plus in your class even though she doesn't need to take it

>> No.21717510 [SPOILER] 
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21717510

FEAR HER

>> No.21717512

>>21717510
Too big!

>> No.21717513

>>21717485
>only man in the entirety of home ec because all shop classes filled up and they had to put me somewhere
>only person in the class to get an A+ on everything including the child rearing portion getting me a babysitter license and awoken my almost autistic love for cooking and baking
Its gonna be a fucking war over kitchen duty and childcare time slots.

>> No.21717514

>>21717510
2 big

>> No.21717516
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>>21717512
Rude.

>> No.21717521

>>21716237
what a weeb you are.

>> No.21717526

>>21717497
Damn. I've done some moving aboug for a variety of reasons myself but I've always migrated back towards my hometown and friends one way or another.

>> No.21717528

>>21717513
I bet you make the kiki's jealous because they feel you are too good to need a maid

>> No.21717534

>>21717487
>Hey, Anon!
>What is it, Miriawurm?
>How come things fall down?
>Isn't it obvious? Everything is trying to get to the center of the Earth because the Earth has a Heart of Gold!
>Eeeh?! SUGOI ANON!
Seriously though what is Intelligent Falling and why do Wurms believe in it?

>> No.21717536

>>21717526
The town I lived in as a child, I haven't seen in nearly a decade.

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>>21717521
Where do you think we are?

>> No.21717546

>>21717540
Good luck Sarah Sama

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>>21717534
>though what is Intelligent Falling
A meme made to poke fun at fundies.

>> No.21717554

Wurm are made of cute

>> No.21717555

>>21717441
In the Canine Kingdom, taking dogs for walkies is a full-time job that pays very well.

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>>21717554

>> No.21717560

>>21717558
I bet it she would enjoy being pushed on the swings

>> No.21717564

>>21717555
What is the official opinion on those ball launching sticks? Are they allowed or considered taboo with how they cheapen the fetch/catch experience?

>> No.21717569

>>21717528
It'll be knife fights over who's doing the cooking today. I'm gonna have to set up a rota...

>> No.21717577

>>21717536
Damn. I honestly wouldn't mind never seeing mine ever again if it wasn't where everyone I know lives. Nothing of interest here which means going out of the way a good bit if I want to do anything and even them most of its meh.

>> No.21717581

>>21717526
Not him but I've lived in the same town for most of my life. Made a few friends but now I only have one that see every so often. None of them are female so green texts/stories about such aren't something I can get into.

>> No.21717587

>>21717564
You're gonna need to do way better than a chuckit with how rough they play.

>> No.21717588
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I scream with many mouths. I break with many hands. My only weapon is lust.

>> No.21717593

>>21717588
Okay, but can you cook breakfast?

>> No.21717595

>>21717593
Don't ask her that, she'll make you eat all the eggs.

>> No.21717600

>>21717577
I've rarely had more than a few people in my life at any given time.
People just drift away - even family.
Part of why I like mamono so much is the idea of true stability.

>> No.21717603

>>21716237
shit taste aside, your girls are very cute.

>> No.21717623

>>21717595
better than when that mermaid surprised me with eggs

>> No.21717626

>>21717588
would you free an mg if she was bound like this in some ancient place?

>> No.21717628

>>21717626
Hoping for an inari

>> No.21717632

>>21717626
Eventually. But first I must exploit the situation.

>> No.21717633

>>21717626
Not a snowball's chance. No one puts in the effort to do that unless whatever they've imprisoned has done some shit.

>> No.21717636

>>21717626
I dont see why not

>> No.21717642

>>21717633
Honestly I'd free someone even if I thought they were going to immediately harm me.
Just personal preference.

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>>21715073
I want a gyaru lich

>> No.21717663

>>21717626
What's the worst that could happen?

>> No.21717709

>>21717663
You swap places.

>> No.21717729

>>21717642
This. I prize freedom highly enough I'd sooner eat a bullet than suffer its loss. I'd free her on principle one way or another just because I can personally see myself in that position and would rather die but I'd at least try to extract some guarantee on my safety beforehand.

>> No.21717750

>>21717626
By ancient place are we talking pre current demon lord because if so it’s not hard to guess why she’s there but because of her transformation it my be safe to let her go

>> No.21717766

>>21717750
i'd say any mge girl is safe so let's say in a non-mge environment you come across one like demon, fox, beastman or lamia.

>> No.21717771

>>21717729
would also try to help while making sure i can get away before she can move

>> No.21717818

>>21715231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3A2lGipy0o

>> No.21717825
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You've really done it this time, Ranger.

>> No.21717827

>>21717825
>short hair
>shaved head
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin-chin.

>> No.21717834

I want to marry the ancient evil.

>> No.21717844
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>>21717834
what about an ancient mothfu?

>> No.21717846

>>21717825
cute teeth

>> No.21717847

>>21717844
Absolutely radiant

>> No.21717855

>>21717844
I'd be afraid of those teeth desu.

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>>21717855
nonsense

>> No.21717911

>>21717766
If it’s a non mge environment then no probably not a lot of things could go wrong

>> No.21717927

What are you to do when a Cheshire catcalls you

>> No.21717939

>>21717927
Pop a lemon drop and spray yourself down with some lemon juice.

>> No.21717973

>>21717644
>gyaru lich is always texting away on her phone during her date with anon
>she's actually taking extensive notes on everything he likes and using the data to extrapolate what would make for any even better date next time

>> No.21717975

>>21717939
Speaking of lemon, though not terrible related. Lemon sharks are known to become possessive and chase away other sharks when they take a liking to a diver. Granted, it seems to be more territorial than any sort of affection, but still.
Yandere lemon Mershark.

>> No.21717980

>>21717975
Sharks are nice but mantas are even better. And I know at least one manta who is absolutely obsessed with a man.

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>>21717975
Possessive MGs are best
Especially if she's a bully

>> No.21718024

>>21717975
Imagine being stuck on a deserted island with one

>> No.21718040

>>21718024
Poor girl is stranded on land?

>> No.21718060

>>21718040
It's an island so she would have water to swim in

>> No.21718085

>>21718060
i'm a shark
i'm a shark
i'll suck yo dick
i'm a shark

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Irasshai, boya.

>> No.21718143

>>21718141
Nice ears would rub/10

>> No.21718161

>>21718143
Need to be about three times as long.

>> No.21718167

>>21718161
thats why you rub them

>> No.21718175

>>21718141
Is that an elf cosplaying a dark mage or a elf that monsterized into a dark mage?

>> No.21718176

>>21718175
Cosplay to attract young boys.

>> No.21718220

>>21718175
It's a dark mage with fake ears.

>> No.21718222

>>21718141
>no claws, paws, tail, fuzzy ears, tentacles, or sharp teeth

why bother / 10

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>>21718141
Sorry, I think I'm in the wrong room. I was looking for the fighter.

>> No.21718250

>>21718239
Do they call her Sonia Rouge?

>> No.21718260

>veteran adventurer Anon signs up with a group for a quick quest.
>Turns out the rest of the group are loli adventurers on their first quest.

>> No.21718275

>>21718222
>why bother
Dem ears.

>> No.21718285

>>21716957
Got a source for that?

>> No.21718303

>>21718239
>>21718141
Ladies please, the enemy are about to send in their ingimasi and suicide bombers.
Put on some fatigues, a plate carrier, helmet, and gun and find some cover!

>> No.21718307

>>21718260
Hopefully he's a good teacher, mentor, and councilor to help those lolis through the traumatizing parts of adventuring

>> No.21718330

>>21718260
Cuddle pile in the campsite bed!

>> No.21718570
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You run out of things to talk about and she's STILL looking at you like this. Do you think you could just read the phonebook out loud at her and get away with it?

>> No.21718572

>>21718307
One can hope

>>21718330
Best way to conserve heat

>> No.21718637

>>21718570
She's day-dreaming about being your wife and raising lots and lots of little mice with you.

>> No.21718653

>>21718637
or wearing a buttplug

>> No.21718726

>>21718570
She looks cute as can be I'd give this mouse a cookie

>> No.21718767

>>21718726
>give this mouse a cookie

limp bizkit intensifies

>> No.21718771

>>21718726
But then she'd want more

>> No.21718784

>>21718726
Anon...we've talked about this. You give mice cookie they'll want milk. Before you know it they're trying to take over the world because they just want more each and every time.

>> No.21718806

>>21718771
>>21718784
She's just a cute little mouse what more would she want I'm sure that single cookie would make her full for the rest of the day

>> No.21718807

>>21718570
>Do you think you could just read the phonebook out loud at her and get away with it?
She probably really likes the sound of your voice. Talk about any topic you wish at length, it doesn't matter. You could have the most monotone voice ever but some monster girl will really like it anyway.

>> No.21718825

So if I bellyrub a werewolf, does that guarantee she will fuck me tonight?

>> No.21718871

>>21718825
Was there some doubt as to her willingness?

>> No.21718876
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I love BIG girls!

>> No.21718884

How was your dat mgt?

>> No.21718889

>>21718141
This one but as a Dark Slime
>>21718239
This one but as an Automaton.

>> No.21718892

>>21718876
Oh sweet Gwendoline!

>> No.21718902

>>21718876
Imagine the mofu.

>> No.21718919

>>21718876
>Dark Souls kitsune
I'll do what I did in the game. Get my bow out and shoot her in the boob.
NEVER trust a fox.

>> No.21718948

What about putting tails on monsters that don't have tails, like giving mofu to an elf

>> No.21718971
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>> No.21718982

Hellhound as a Bail Enforcement Agent! She tracks down anyone who dares to skip court date!

>> No.21718983

>>21718919
That fox may as well be the sun itself.

>> No.21718992

>>21718982
>Bail Enforcement Agent!
I read that as Ball Enforcement Agent at first.

>> No.21718997

>>21718948
there's the vn where the brown elf is a catgirl

>> No.21719000
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>> No.21719001

>>21718948
>Giving mofu to a kejourou
Now you can get teased by her hair and tails at the same time.

>> No.21719020

>>21718982
Hellhound on my Trail!

>> No.21719024

>>21719000
Big Mom goes too far.
>>21719001
Pretty sure the Keanu Reeves 47 Ronin movie had a girl who was a fox, a kejorou, an ittan momen and a dragon all at once.

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Look at this absolute degenerate. How big of a shameless pervert is your wife(wives)?

>> No.21719034
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>>21719024
I'm not sure if anyone's ready for that level of softness.

>> No.21719044

>>21719032
Mine likes to drool on me a lot and licks my ears.

>> No.21719047

>>21719034
I'm certainly not, but I'd welcome being caught with my pants down.

>> No.21719072

>>21718570
I wish I had mice that looked at me that way

>> No.21719074

>>21719034
>A Kejourou, an ittan momen
>An Ittan momen with Kej hair
>Floats around as she pleases. If she finds a man she likes, she'll just carry him off with her hair and drift away.

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>> No.21719098
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Why are gremlins so cute?

>> No.21719103
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>>21719032
Just give her what she wants.

>> No.21719104

>>21719032
Linked portal underwear.

>> No.21719113

>When the imotou/oneesan doesn’t know their otouto/nii-Chan is actually overpowered

>> No.21719126

>>21719095
Beep

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>> No.21719134

Why dont the childhood friend monsters just rape their dense human friend

>> No.21719135

>>21719134
>Why dont the childhood friend monsters just rape their dense human friend
>Hellhound childhood friend keeps trying to rape her friend but somehow she always chickens out or is distracted by him doing something cute

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>>21719134
But they do?

>> No.21719151

>>21719135
>tries to rape him
>can't open his zipper because it's stuck
Density increases Luck.

>> No.21719155

>>21719135
>chickens out
What a disgrace.

>> No.21719154

>>21719135
And every time after an event happens she is dumbstruck and wonders what the fuck happened and how did her body just not let her rape him

>> No.21719160

>>21719155
She can't help it he was giving her that look that just melts her heart

>> No.21719163

>>21719151
Playing dumb leads to instant loss though.

>> No.21719174

>>21719160
And if she was worth a damn then that would ignite her desires.
Useless as a hound.

>> No.21719181

>>21719174
But her stomach get's butterflies and her brain just doesn't work right and next thing she knows she's agreed to go ride bikes

>> No.21719192

>>21719139
I wish Kappa didnt have the dumb hat

>> No.21719212

>>21719181
I’m afraid she’s defective.

>> No.21719214
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>>21716465
There's nothing you would need from a holst, if I you to stare at a lolimander's flat chest, big g-string -clad butt and exposed midriff every day when she only wears a tiny bikini to fight you.

>> No.21719219
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I want to chug a shota potion and go around teasing old CCs with my hot young bod.

>> No.21719223
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>>21719219
That's just cruel

>> No.21719227

How many slimes is too many slimes in one area

>> No.21719230

>wake up
>see the news
I guess we have another reason to hate yurishitters

>> No.21719233
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Consider the following: SURRENDER.

>> No.21719235

>>21719214
Except lolimander lacks huge stonking tits

>> No.21719237
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>>21719230
Anon, I think you're in the wrong thread.

>> No.21719238

>>21719230
?
This about the fire?

>> No.21719239
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>>21719227
Depending on viscosity, composition and density, even one might be too much.

>> No.21719240

>>21719237
Wow what a smart girl she is even able to read upside down and backwards

>> No.21719244
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>>21719233
no u

>> No.21719251

>>21719239
So my plan of a tiedye swimming pool of slime isn't gonna work?

>> No.21719252

>>21719233
>you will never be Flavius Aetius
>you will never resist the Hunnic Horsepussy Hordes allied with Iberian Visiwolfus
>you will never give Queen Theodora of the Visiwolfus headpats and ear scritches

>> No.21719257

How much would I have to pay a lizard to protect me

>> No.21719259

>>21719251
Could do it with a Queen slime.

>> No.21719263
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>>21719244
Who, me?

>> No.21719269

>>21719251
I dont think the fire and ice slimes would get along and dont even think about adding bubble to it

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>>21719251
It could work, but be wary of absorption.

>> No.21719275

>>21719032
My liliraune wife is generally pretty vanilla. She'll flirt and tease and grope me if she's in the mood, but nothing too unusual, unless the desire is unusually intense, in which case she may do things to appeal to my less vanilla kinks, for example emulating peeing on me with her nectar or stealing a lolification potion from my clubs trumpart wife, lolifying one of her bodies, and molesting it with her other body while presenting her cunny to me.

My clubs trumpart wife, being from Wonderland, is an absolute unashamed pervert. She'll molest the other wives, sit on my face or cock casually, shotafy me so she can ara-ara me properly, and bring doujins the the liliraune and I asking if we can try out recreating them with her. She's usually got something stimulating her, whether her hand, one of pshog carrier's toys, or a pillow she's humping. She also casually does lewd things of all sorts with the hearts march hare.

My hearts march hare wife is a pervert as well, to be expected. As is natural for a march hare, she weaves innuendos into everything - whether hearing or saying it. She has no qualms with taking my cock when she wants it, especially in public. One of her favorite things to get me in the mood is to fill her pussy with liliraune's nectar and maybe a potion from the trumpart, push me over, sit on my face, and force me to drink it up. She'll piss at this time too, usually. She's the second most frequent - after me - to use our maid-lewd friend-wife.

My pshog carrier wife is openly and happily free use for the whole harem - she likes when one of us takes her and uses her like we were just masturbating using her body. She'll casually masturbate openly in the house, and builds lewd machines to use on herself or for the pleasure of the rest of us. Sometimes, her host body will casually sit in the liliraune's flower with us, cleaning using her shog tendrils while enjoying a snack. Usually, whether the cause of climbing in there or the result of eating so much liliraune nectar, she'll at the least start touching herself, if not ask the liliraune and I for release. Beg, rather.

>> No.21719277

>>21719257
And that is called paying the Dame-geld
But we've proved it again and again
that if once you have paid her the Dame-geld
you never get rid of the dame!

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>>21719233
Consider:

>> No.21719290

What does it mean when a monster tips her bonnet at me?

>> No.21719294

>>21719290
Greet her back you boor.

>> No.21719298

>>21719275
No comment

>> No.21719313

>>21719238
What fire ?

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>>21719298

>> No.21719323

>>21718767
Is flaccid pancake okay instead?

>> No.21719329

>>21719313
The Kyoani arson. People died. Not relevant here.

>> No.21719333

>>21719315
Those are some impressive sap sacks

>> No.21719337

>>21718971
Don’t do drugs kids

>> No.21719346

>>21719337
no instead do drug with kids

>> No.21719349

>>21719192
Please Understand

>> No.21719350

>>21719346
No, do kids instead

>> No.21719353

>>21719350
while on drugs

>> No.21719356

>>21719134
Because childhood friends never win. Haven't you learned anything from all those Chinese cartoons?

>> No.21719362

>>21719356
>childhood friends never win.
But Monstergirls deserve to win

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>>21719333
*nectar
Sap comes from trees.

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>>21719346
>>21719350
>>21719353
Why do kids when you have goats?

>> No.21719372

>>21719362
They are getting defeated by other MGs so technically MGs are getting wins

>> No.21719374

>>21719369
I like goat's body style since I dont like horse pussy but I dont like alcohol if only I could have one of the other centaurs but as a goat

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>>21719369
Nah, kid is still better

>> No.21719381

>>21719372
Could be worse like a monster losing to a human girl

>> No.21719383

I feel like these threads get into ruts every so often maybe it's due to the heat cause fuck summer

>> No.21719385

>>21719329
Id say its relavent on the basis that people were looking forward to more dragon maid
And that its quite a shitty way for your anime to fall apart

>> No.21719387

>>21719363
Haven’t seen that one before

>> No.21719399

>>21719315
Cute liliraune! Different from my wife, but still cute!

>>21719387
That's a dryad.

>> No.21719400

>>21719399
I know it’s a dryad, I’m saying I haven’t seen that pic

>> No.21719409

What am I to do when I am being bullied by a Hinezumi

>> No.21719425

>>21719400
Ah, my apologies.

>> No.21719468

>>21719095
Ideal Automaton form is a 5'8" athletic and fit body, with a modest bust but is eager for upgrades.
>>21719098
They are smart and energetic, and a little unrefined. They have an element of smugness that makes them natural leaders in femdom situations, or extra gap moe in maledom situations, like when the Automaton forces her to dress as a maid.

>> No.21719477

What does a monster do with a drunken sailor

>> No.21719484

>>21719409
Start practicing the Cum Impregne martial arts.

>> No.21719486

>>21719477
Put him in the bed with the Captain's daughter!

>> No.21719510

>>21719379
"Breed? Breed! Breed breed!"

>> No.21719523

>>21719486
I wonder how the captain would react

>> No.21719528

>>21719074
More like
>Kejourou Momen floating around
>little kid grabs some of her hair and thinks she’s a kite

>> No.21719535

>>21719275
While not offtopic, you did put quite a lot of thought into this, didn't you, anon?

>> No.21719552

>>21719523
>It's a ship filled with Dark Elves
OH NO

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>>21719552
OH YES

>> No.21719586

>>21719552
At least the captain would be happy her daughter has a husband

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>> No.21719628

>>21717626
Absolutely, what could possibly go wrong?

>> No.21719634

>>21719626
God I wish that was me

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Hipster oni.

>> No.21719644

>>21719552
>Yarr, me hearties! It be time to ravish the cabin boys again!
Such is life in the high seas.

>> No.21719655

>>21719626
How cute as they say home is where the mofu is

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>>21719655

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>>21719263
Yes, you

>> No.21719686

>>21719098
Imagine being restrained by the giant robot arms while she tests out her latest creations.

But all the while you can't help but wonder how smooth and skillful her hands would feel under those gloves.

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Dragons are sleeping, please wait warmly.

>> No.21719714

>>21719698
I'll watch Spider-Man 3 while I wait so I can impress her with my dance moves.

>> No.21719716

>>21719698
What if I hold her hand while she sleeps

>> No.21719724

Sounds like KC's finished his work for the side guide and wants to chill out in a hot spring.
Hope this means he's a bit more free to work on new girls.

>> No.21719728

>>21719698
>>21719714
Bold of you to assume her tentamaws won't just restrain you till she wakes up.

>> No.21719733
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>>21719685
Fattie.

>> No.21719735

>>21719728
Curses. Foiled again.

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>>21719698
Jabberwocks aren't true, noble dragons. They're just lewd lizards

>> No.21719739

>>21719737
>They're just lewd lizards
Isnt that every scaled monster

>> No.21719746

>>21719739
Mermaids aren’t lizards.

>> No.21719747

>>21719724
Excellent.

>> No.21719750

>>21719746
sure they are just water lizards

>> No.21719753

>>21719750
No, that’s Sahuagins.

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>>21719737
I think you mean degenerate lizards. Jabberwocks are girls that are into fetishes that make the shit on /d/ look vanilla.

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>>21719739

>> No.21719792

Monsters are for listening to

>> No.21719798

>>21719792
>heavy breathing

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>>21719746
They're still lewd.

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>> No.21719827

>>21719233
The cat kingdom requires head pats, grooming, and cuddles from their citizens when they take over a land. What does the centaur kingdom require when they conquer a city?

>> No.21719831

>>21719792
How do I listen to a kiki she keeps telling me to tell her what to do

>> No.21719836

>>21719535
Anything I didn't already have set was easy to figure out!

>> No.21719840

>>21719374
Same here.

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>>21719827

>> No.21719953

Which do you prefer for your waifu?
>ex-human, monsterized
>born from mother of same species
>born from echnida mother

>> No.21719962

>>21719939
Looks soft for someone that’s supposed to be stiff

>> No.21719968

>>21719953
Naturally born from a mother of the same species.

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>>21719953
Ex-human.

>> No.21719994

>>21719953
force of nature born from the universe

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>> No.21720017

>>21719953
Born from the same species.

>> No.21720034

>Be adventurer
>Win over a salamander and a Lizardgirl in a fight
>They both want to become your wife
>They fight one another over who's going to marry you
>They're evenly matched
>They train hard to win over the other
>They both train so much they can beat you quite handily now
>Neither of them cares about that
>You basically end up marrying both but they refuse to accept the other as being married to you

>> No.21720053

>>21719953
2 of my harem are former humans but the rest were born monsters.

>> No.21720113

>>21719953
For my harem:
>Liliraune and pshog were both natural monsters that monsterized their other halves from former humans.
>Clubs trumpart was a former human.
>March hare was naturally born.

>> No.21720124

>>21719953
The two regulars I do are natural born but I’m just as accepting of the turned

>> No.21720136

>>21719953
Sealed/isolated for a long time, discovered by accident

>> No.21720148

>>21719953
Real.

>> No.21720157

>>21719953
Born from mother of same species relatively not all that long ago

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>> No.21720191

>>21719997
She looks like she would prefer their roles swapped.

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>>21719994
>force of nature

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Oni butt.

>> No.21720227
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SNAKE KIIIIICK

>> No.21720236

>>21716500
Too bad the artist never draws porn.

>> No.21720255

>>21720236
Like that’s going to stop my dick.

>> No.21720260

>>21720236
Who needs porn when the "SFW" pics are still boner-inducing?

>> No.21720267

What are all the MGs that have fire as an element? Hellhounds I know about.

>> No.21720271

>>21720267
Ignis, Lava Golems, Hinezumi. Dragons, depending on their color.
It’s kinda rare, really.

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>>21719953
Pslime are pretty much forced to be both option 1 and 2 at the same time so that.

>> No.21720282

>>21720271
Thanks kindly. I was wondering how you live with them and dealing with modern conveniences, kind of like having difficulty with someone who deals in electricity and modern tech.

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Wolfus are wonderful.

>> No.21720295

>>21720282
Monster-made/magic-based constructs are likely hardy against such things, but electronics are a different matter. Although only Ignis and Lava Golems would really run into the issue of not being able to “turn off” the heat or otherwise avoid exposing objects to it.
In any event, mamano mana means that their husbands gain resistance to their typically fiery homelands.

>> No.21720301

>>21720227
I’d love to have snake surprise tackle me and pin me down.

>> No.21720302

>>21720295
Actually I suppose that even Lava Golems could go into their “cooled lava” state if they really needed to, though it’s probably not a preferred state for them. Too stiff.

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>>21720285
Mans best friend with benefits

>> No.21720319

>>21719953
Mother of same species. She was the one who was monsterized in the first place.

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>> No.21720401

What would happen if I fed a bapho to a sandworm?
Would the bapho lolify the sandworm and take control of her, or would the sandworm overwhelm the bapho with pleasure?

>> No.21720405

>>21720401
Fuck off you vorenigger.

>> No.21720415

>>21720405
Sandworms are not vore

>> No.21720420

>>21720415
You literally said “fed”, don’t you dare try to play coy.

>> No.21720436

>>21720401
>>21720415
Kill yourself vore faggot.

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>>21720420
To monster girls "food" is synonymous with "lover". It's a figure of speech they use, and it literally says this in the books. Don't automatically assume the worst.

"To them, while human men are their “most delicious food,” at the same time, they are “male breeding partners,” and “dearly loved beings.”"
"There are even races that call them “slave”, “servant,” “food”, etc."
"They're overjoyed when their “food” gets off"
"For them, their “food” or “slave”, etc. is irreplaceable in the same way as a husband."

>> No.21720441

>>21720401
You'd end up with a slimy goat dropped off at the nearest oasis. Having said that, I wonder if a human woman being transported inside of a sandworm would (quickly) experience any adverse effects? Sandworms aren't noted to corrupt things harder than usual, right? She'd probably be naked afterward because the clothes-dissolving slime has to be turned off rather than on, right?

>> No.21720445

>>21720401
>>21720415
Leave now, and never come back.

>> No.21720450

>>21720439
You are so full of shit.

>> No.21720451

>>21720439
Kill yourself.

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>>21720439
I can't explain why, but I get the urge to try and bite very gently on a mg's horn, then caress it.
I guess I came up with a new fetish.

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>>21720441
>I wonder if a human woman being transported inside of a sandworm would (quickly) experience any adverse effects?
Aside from losing her clothes and a sexual encounter with the sandworm's tongue, my guess is that enough sandworm mana would be transferred into her to begin monsterization. The digestive fluids of the sandworm likely speed it up the longer is stays on her skin. Monsterizing a human woman into a sandworm seems like it'd be a very bizarre transformation and possibly grotesque.

>>21720450
It's in MGE: World Guide 1.

>> No.21720473

>>21720461
That's a very strange thing to desire indeed. It'd be fun if it made a strong girl like a minotaur or ogre melt into pleasure.

>> No.21720474

>>21720464
you're just as bad as the alp faggots. it's vore, alps are faggots, fuck off all the same. or kill yourself, makes no difference to me.

>> No.21720478

>>21720464
> a very bizarre transformation and possibly grotesque.
>Possibly
It'd be like turning into a lamia, only the snake part eats you. No way that wouldn't be surreal. Terrifying too if it didn't feel incredible.

>> No.21720489

>>21720478
>Eats
Figuratively, that is. I guess "engulfs" would be the better word.

>> No.21720495

>>21720478
Yeah, that's probably how it starts. She takes the form of a sandworm in its lamia form, but then the body just eats her as it gets bigger and bigger, and of course, her former human body forms as the tongue. She likely wouldn't be able to shrink it back down either like an experienced sandworm could unless the monsterized girl was a skilled magic user to begin with.

>> No.21720496

>>21720489
>>21720478
Vore faggots slip up again.

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>>21720496
>>21720474
It's not vore because the girl herself isn't eating you.

>> No.21720517

>>21720504
Sandworms are just a play on an extreme mouth fetish. You stay in her mouth at all times. You have sex with the "tongue", and you're covered in saliva all the time.
Vore is taking it to another level and involving the stomach. Sandworms don't do that, at least, not naturally.

>> No.21720527

>>21720517
Not even vorefags would buy that horseshit.

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>>21720527
Stay mad.

>> No.21720540

>>21720517
you mean have sex with the main body. Vorefags should fuck off with this stupid tongue meme.

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>>21716466
Harvin's are dwarves anon.

>> No.21720547

>>21716441
>>21720545
I want big titty Harvin

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>>21720545
I hope their is a society of dwarves in MGE that have draph body's.

>>21720547
Or this would be great as well.

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>>21720540
>stupid tongue meme.
I like it because then technically every sexual act you have with a sandworm is just a glorified blowjob, so you really stay a virgin you're whole life and thus become a wizard despite having a sexual partner

>> No.21720565

>>21720554
Not those weird dudes but It's the main body instead of just a tongue anon.

If it weren't reproducing would be...difficult.

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>>21720553

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>> No.21720574

>tfw no Alice mistress who is actually a shrewd and ruthless lolibaba
>Her cute and innocent demeanor is only a front
>only reveals her true self in private(includes in front of me)
Manipulative lolis are hot

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>>21720554
Ok, but that doesnt change its still the main body.

>>21720566
they look like they need help.

>> No.21720576

>>21720553
>>21720566
>>21720569
Draphs are garbage

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>>21720576
Draphs are not garbage.

I just like potatoes more and I'm not even irish!

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>>21720582
its nice to see reasonable lolilovers like you anon. I prefer draphs, but can definitely appreciate harvins.

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>>21720565
That does raise questions about the anatomy of the main body.

>> No.21720597
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>>21720582
Lolis are always better than that oppai garbage anon.

>> No.21720607

>>21720595
Its get a semi independant CNS that is given vague orders via the main bodies brains and runs off mana.

>> No.21720613

>>21720597
Oppai lolis are worse than both shortstacks and regular lolis.
They're just shit.

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>>21720576
How can someone be so wrong

>> No.21720619

>>21720553
>>21720566
I said harvin

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>>21720597
>>21720591
I never said anything about lolis anon.

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>>21720576
Your taste is garbage.

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>>21720633
>>21720615
Autism

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>>21720619
I said i would like big titty harvins as well anon. or a type of dwarf that has draph like bodies instead of harvin.

>>21720597
nah. I likem and they aren't garbage at all.

>>21720625
Sorry then.

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pull tails and eat ass

>> No.21720654

>>21720633
You don't need to spam this picture every single thread.

>> No.21720659

>>21720654
or this >>21720644 one.

>> No.21720661

I like both lolis and draphs, but glasses are lame.

>> No.21720671
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>>21720652

>> No.21720679

>>21720659
This i just like this >>21720644. No idea why he spams the other one. it honestly looks like shit.

>> No.21720680

>>21720639
?

>> No.21720684

>>21720679
I don't like either one, it's just oversaturation/overexposure for me, so I just hate seeing it and draphs in general now.

>> No.21720688
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>>21720652
>amal

>> No.21720691
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21720691

Could a minotaur possible produce more milk than a holstaur?

>> No.21720705

>>21720684
the chart isn't even posted every thread.

>> No.21720715

>>21720705
what is or isnt oversaturation for you, could be for me. Personal feelings aren't a universal experience anon.

>> No.21720742
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>>21720691
Never.

>> No.21720749

>>21720691
>size difference
>likes: horses

that's hot

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>>21720749
Did somebody say horses?

>> No.21720765

>>21720749
Go back to /d/

>> No.21720775

>>21720765
one can have multiple tabs open, johnny mcbuzzkill

>> No.21720782

>>21720639
I don't get it.

>> No.21720787

>>21720775
Nobody cares.

>> No.21720800
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>> No.21720803

>>21720671
Her handjobs are probably amazing. Her hugs are probably amazing.

Even just holding hands would be amazing.

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>>21720803
You forgot her really long tongue.

>> No.21720820
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21720820

Speaking of holding hands, why do Inari and Youko have human hands while the other Beastman-type MGs have paws?

>> No.21720826

>>21720816
What the fuck is this?

>> No.21720837

>>21720820
no idea, but i hope kc makes a fox girl with beeg paws.

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>> No.21720845

>>21720841
>999th post
>This shows up

>> No.21720851

>>21720661
You know what they say, "If she wears glasses. fill her full of semen and cum on her glasses"

>> No.21720852

>>21720820
Common kitsune depiction + fox girls act more "proper."

>> No.21720870

>>21720841
Demons are top tier.

>> No.21720877
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>>21720845
Yes and?

>> No.21720884

>>21720671
Just imagine getting felt up by Yao. Her fluffy hands caressing your body all over.

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>>21720852
>proper

>> No.21720893

>>21720877
I want a demon to convince a dark Valkyrie that I'm a hero so she fucks the hell out of me so I can receive the blessing from the fallen goddess.

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>>21720886
You heard me.

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>>21720900

>> No.21720916

I want to incubize before fucking the cute head nun into a dark priest wife. Then we convert the entire town through have tons of sex with each other.

>> No.21720919

>>21720900
This is the only fox I've ever liked.

>> No.21720923
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>>21720916
Feed the troll.

>> No.21720930

>>21720923
Whoops, didn't mean to quote >>21720916

>> No.21720932

>>21720923
That's how one gets a fat troll.

>> No.21720935

>>21720923
>>21720930
I got excited that some one shared my vision. Now i am sad.

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>>21720932
And that's good.

>> No.21720953

>>21720916
This, but with a shrine maiden

>> No.21720954

>>21720935
Oh I share it alright.

>> No.21720983

>>21720953
What would a shrine maiden turn into? A dark shrine maiden?

>> No.21720984

>>21720841
How is the demon's design just so fucking good? It's not fair.

>> No.21720995

>>21720983
Dark shrine maiden sounds fun. Fox is a pretty good fit though I guess.

>> No.21721004

>>21720983
Dark priest, sea bishop, houri or shirohebi seem like the obvious choices.

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>>21720983
A snek!

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>Your village is raided by Ocelomeh, looking for sacrifices.
>Unfortunately for you, you get captured by a talkative, genki Ocelomeh.
>As she ties you up she excitedly explains that you're going to be her last sacrifice.
>After this she's going to travel the world as an adventurer, determined to become the strongest warrior in the world!

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>Please be quiet-class is about to begin

>> No.21721066

>>21721007
Marisa is dark mage in the making

>> No.21721109

>>21721029
do you get to adventure with them

>> No.21721117

>>21721029
The perfect bodyguard for a wandering scholar or merchant

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>>21721066

>> No.21721136

>>21721109
If you ask real nicely.

>> No.21721142

>>21721066
Mana tanks too small.

>> No.21721145

>>21721142
Everyone knows mana is stored in the cunny anon, not in the tits. THere's science and stuff.

>> No.21721149

>>21720995
What do you think a Dark shrine maiden might look like? I fond it interesting as well.

>>21721004
>>21721007
Probably right with these though. Still fun to think about a dark shrine maiden.

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>>21721117
>wandering scholar

>> No.21721153

>>21721145
That's not what the onee-sabbath told me.

>> No.21721156

>>21721029
>Oh, so you've planned provisions and equipment?
>"Uh..."
>Some places can be pretty cold compared to the jungle, you have more clothes so you don't get hypothermia?
>"Hypo what now?"
>Do you even have any gold?
>"Well I..."
>Maybe I should come with you to help you with all the boring stuff, while you focus on adventuring?

The adventure begins!

>> No.21721159

>>21721153
I’m afraid you’ve been mislead.

>> No.21721165

>>21721127
Gonna defeat her in a duel and take her as my wife
>>21721142
Mamono mana will fix it

>> No.21721166

>>21721150
She looks like she needs to be taught a lesson. I'd love to shove my dick so far up her that her chest is bulging

>> No.21721173

>>21721159
But they gave me cookies!

>> No.21721174
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https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/unusualdan/pharaoh

>> No.21721184

>>21721174
Old news, just like the pharaoh herself.

>> No.21721193

>>21720953
Either
>You seduce her and she doesn't realize something is wrong until you don't stop cumming inside.
>She's aware that you're an incubus and wants to be a monster.
>You rape her.
>She beats you up and forces you to work for her and submit to purification attempts. Eventually leads to the sexual tension breaking and you just fucking.

>>21721149
Like this.
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4196956

>> No.21721198

>>21721173
How else are they going to get people to attend meetings?
In any event, there is no upper limit on the amount of mana that can be stored in the body anyway. Or at least not one that anyone’s ever found, since the demon lord is still racking it up with no end in sight.

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>>21721184
Rude.

>> No.21721203

>>21721173
Wait what type of cookies

>> No.21721210

>>21721193
>>She beats you up and forces you to work for her and submit to purification attempts.
>>Eventually leads to the sexual tension breaking and you just fucking.
This sounds the most exciting

>> No.21721241

>>21721198
But onee-chan's don't like.
>>21721203
Chocolate chip.

>> No.21721242

>>21721203
Peanut butter.

>> No.21721281

>>21721184
CEASE

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>>21721241
>>21721242
>Not Thin Mints

No wonder the Sabbath Scouts have such an iron grip on on the cookie market, everyone else isn't even trying!

>> No.21721321

>>21721304
Because onee-sabbath's cookies are made with love and not mass produced.

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>>21721321
So what you're saying is that their cooking is so bad they're even worse than "mass produced" ones?

>> No.21721353

size difference is dangerous!

>> No.21721357

>Get isekai'd to MGEverse
>Lose existing knowledge about setting in the process
>Land somewhere that Order troops find me before any mamono
>Get taken in by the Order
>Get the understanding that I'm in a standard JRPG world
>The way they describe mamono, I think they're dangerous monsters
>Take up being a bard
>Might as well do something I enjoy, since I'm likely stuck here forever
>Play music for Order religious services, for eateries, and to liven up the town square
>Play music at night since I'm lonely; a lot of the people think I'm an "incubus" since I came out of nowhere
>Swear I can hear someone humming along in the distance
>That doesn't make sense for multiple reasons; must be my head
>It happens every time I play at night
>Swear I could hear the humming during the day, in less crowded areas sometimes as well
>Sometimes my name
>Must just be the wind, though
>Always a breeze when it happens
>Start having more fun when I play at night
>Trickier rhythms, time signatures, and melodies to try to play with the humming
>It usually keeps up
>Pretty sure I hear it make a flustered "Hmph" when it stumbles
>This becomes a nightly routine, playing music and teasing the ever-distant hum
>After a few weeks, on a windy night when I've made sure I wasn't followed by anyone, I abruptly stop a song, and ask into the night
>"Who are you?"
>"Eura", the voice replies
>It doesn't sound distant anymore
>It's a gentle, youthful, feminine voice seemingly coming from a breeze that just blew by my cheek
>"Eura? Where are you?"
>The breeze passes by my other cheek
>The wind swirls, visibly in front of me
>A young looking girl, probably teenaged, with spring green skin, pointed ears, and what appeared to be a schoolgirl outfit made of translucent fabric that left little to the imagination appears in the wind, floating like the sky was water
>Startled, I lose my balance
>She catches me - not with a gust of wind, but with her arms
>I can't quite describe how, but her embrace was like the most satisfying gentle warm gust
>"Are you a monster?" I ask, nervous both from my near-fall and from what the Order had told me
>"Yep!" she says, beaming
>"Then why were you humming along with my music? Why did you save me? Why don't I feel in danger?"
>"Music feels good! Your music made me feel extra good! Why wouldn't I save you? You're my friend! Why would you be in danger?"
>"The Order sai-"
>She bursts out laughing
>Looking down at the city, the Order does seem to fit the "corrupt militant religious empire" aesthetic
>And looking back at their teachings, and their soldiers
>"Where do you live, Eura?"
>"The air! I'm a sylph!"
>"Could you show me more of this world?"
>"Of course! But, um, we have to do something first! A covenant!"
>She holds out her hand, a green spiral mark on her palm
>Taking her hand in mine, I feel the wind around me, and above me, and below me
>And hand in hand, her wind carrying both of us to the horizon, I finally have a friend in this new world

>> No.21721359

>>21721353
Even small guy/huge girl?

>> No.21721364

>>21721304
>Thin Mints
Who cares.
It's Samoas or get the fuck out.

>> No.21721369

>>21720826
Rule 63 of a One Punch Man character

>> No.21721375

>>21721364
Brother

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>>21721353
I dont see anything wrong here!

>> No.21721390

>>21721357
>>Get isekai'd to MGEverse
>>Lose existing knowledge about setting in the process
I would be a pleasant surprise for me to find a waifu when i expect to be eaten alive.

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>> No.21721419

>>21721411
Rowdy Onis!

>> No.21721422
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>>21721353
Not if they were made for it

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>>21721353
Says you.

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Soldier doggo.

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>> No.21721509

>>21721499
Oh, nea-
>all the suits
RUN!

>> No.21721510
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>>21721419
Cute onis!

>> No.21721518

>>21721210
>Starts off violent and rude, keeping her distance and only talking to you when she needs some worked done or wants you to undergo purification.
>Threatens to blast you with magic if you get too close, and her purification wrecks hell on your body, leaving you sore and nauseous as her seals attempt to flush to flush out the corruption in your body by making you cum uncontrollably
>Goes from disgusted to smugly mocking you, saying that it's impossible for you to run dragging around something like that between your legs and that most of your energy must go to your balls.
>When she gets drunk she admits to thinking about pimping you out or using you in demonstrations of how she can control threats to get donations, but it would be too dangerous.
>Teasing because more sexual and less hostile as time goes on, even groping you to apply seals and half mindedly saying you could wreck any women you got your hands on.
>Eventually just shoves you down and says the only way you will learn to behave is if you've taught how bad it is to assault someone, which is why she's going to rape you.
>"Forgets" to prepare seals to prevent you from cumming, and moans whenever you cum inside, telling you she knows you have lots more, and her pure maiden pussy is the perfect place to get rid of your corrupt semen.
>Wake up hours later sore and drained next to a new monstergirl.
>She kisses you and tells you that round two is coming later that night.

>> No.21721538 [SPOILER] 
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>>21721510
BIG onis!

>> No.21721541

>>21721538
That's a BIIIIIG oni

>> No.21721549
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>>21721538
>tfw no nude female version
>tfw I can only ever find the the futa dick version

>> No.21721553

>>21721538
Too big

Scale her down so he's staring at her tiddies and she'd be a good size.

>> No.21721559
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Here's an idea I had that might be fun. Give a quote from a character in another setting that you can see a MGE monster girl or incubus saying as well.

I'll get us started:

>Kazuma: "If everyone lived in a constant state of afterglow, there would be no war!" (Konosuba)

>> No.21721560
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21721560

Looks like the new book will be coming out this summer, no delays.

>> No.21721561

>>21721549
What did you expect from that artist, I just saw his new oni trio and it turned out to be futashit as well.

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>> No.21721569
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>>21721560
KC needs himself a nice relaxing spa vacation hosted by monster girls.

>> No.21721570
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Do you prefer your girls cute or sexy

>inb4 both

>> No.21721572

>>21721565
>No panties
Lewd little smoke hobo

>> No.21721579
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>>21721570
Cute is nice and all, but Sexy is required for relationships beyond "friend."

>> No.21721582

>>21721570
Sexy where it counts

>> No.21721585

>>21721570
>When you use too much magic and your skin turns blue

>> No.21721591
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>>21721353
That's what makes it exciting!

>> No.21721596

>>21721570
Depend on the species like for a kakuen a bit of both but for a mad hatter sexy mostly

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>>21721570
That's no dark mage, that's a demon in disguise!

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>>21721572
>little

>> No.21721609

>>21721606
She's big where it counts but still small.
Would enjoy as part of the harem.

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>> No.21721625

>>21716384
Thanks to you I had an idea involving that but my actual writing skill is lacking and as such not worth mentioning past attention whoring like just now.

>> No.21721628
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21721628

I like akanames.

>> No.21721631

>>21721559

>I find it human conflict to be most interesting. It makes no concessions to time or place.

>> No.21721633

>>21721628
They and umbrellas can be cute girls

>> No.21721635

>>21721353
Especially when you're pinned between 3 smol girls

>> No.21721644

>>21721633
Add in a ghoul to that and you'd have one heck of a trio.

>> No.21721648

>>21721644

The ultimate blowjob trio

>> No.21721651

>>21721648
Add in a Mucus toad for overkill if you like.

>> No.21721656
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>pin monster grill thread
>monster grills are technically demons
>come home after work
>pinned thread shows 666 replies

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>>21721635
>you will never be "cornered" out behind the gym by your gyaru classmates thirsting after your virginity

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>>21721633
Indeed.

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