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Which 2hu would you have babies with?

>> No.21700364

Sanae, Reisen, or Junko.
Avoid Reimu, Marisa and Kaguya at all costs.

>> No.21700403

I'd rather Sanae be the baby

>> No.21700411
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EVERYONE
Every 2hu should bear my child made from my filthy virgin sperm and give birth to lots of good-for-nothing genetic dead ends!
Thus another generation is born!
This is how all 2hus stay eternally young, they just get reborn from neet's semen!

>> No.21700522
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>>21700212
I have the genetics to potentially make these blue eyed blondes.
Foxes ain't got shit.

>> No.21700623

>>21700212
How the fuck alphes get away with this?!?!??

>> No.21700659
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>>21700403
I'd rather be Sanae's baby

>> No.21700670

>>21700411
Your impotent NEET semen wouldn't get anyone pregnant

>> No.21700750

>>21700411
>give birth to lots of good-for-nothing genetic dead ends!
Thank you harbringer of apocalypse. Can't wait to see the dystopian future full of worthless neets.

>> No.21700831
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Komachi!
I want to make life with death!

>> No.21700854

>>21700831
I know the word comfy has been abused to death but Komachi's chest pillows look comfy as fuck. Just staring at them soothes my soul.

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>>21700212
I want Tojiko to raise my half-human, half-ghost, half-daikon rape baby! How will she explain this to Futo and Miko?

>> No.21700945

>>21700212
Any of them that I would befriend and grow to love
If love happens then babies will happen naturally

>> No.21700960
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>>21700659
I'd rather be a baby with Sanae

>> No.21701028

>>21700854
Too bad Komachi's chest doesn't actually look like that and the sizes in fanart tend to vary, so it depends in which artist draw the best boobs.

>> No.21701068

>>21701028
Nice: Komachi's lovely chest cushions.
Not nice: Your negativity.

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>>21700623
She didn't.

>> No.21701243

>>21701068
No negativity. I'm just saying what it is.
Komachi's big chest might not exist, but I still love Komachi.

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>>21700364
>Junko
imagine slowly healing Junko by giving her a family again

>> No.21702821
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>>21700212

>> No.21702827

>>21702791
I want to heal Junko by becoming her son

>> No.21702874

>>21701236
its after getting censored of course
boobhus are most oppressed form of 'hus while all the faires are trying to sway good men away from boobies with their cunnies

>> No.21702895

>>21702821
you can't, she'd die

>> No.21702972

>>21700411
What the fuck, Tenko

>> No.21703078
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21703078

Sumireko is my top choice. I dont trust breeding with yokai because I fear our children would kill me
I will fuck sumireko and name our baby girl hanakuso

>> No.21703085

ur imouto

>> No.21703653

>>21700411
From this image, i learned that Tenshi and Alice are fucking degenerates, that Aya carries scissors with her at all times, and that Mokou is the Tomoko Kuroki of 2hu

>> No.21704557
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>>21700212
All of them minus the manhus like Rinnosuke and Fortune Teller.
My main would be Hatate hough.

>> No.21705040
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>>21700212
my mistress

>> No.21705044

Yuuka or mokou
I feel like yuuka would not be a great mother now that I think about it

>> No.21705089

>>21703653
if you didn't already know that tenshi and alice are degenerates you haven't been here long enough

>> No.21705203

>>21705089
The correct wording is “Lurk Moar” Anon.

>> No.21705285
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>>21700212
Suzu! We would have lots of kids!

>> No.21705306

>>21702895
She won't, just watch me.

>> No.21705317

Nice thread Abe.

>> No.21705338

>>21705089
Source on that?

>> No.21706017

>>21705338
How about this.
Read the released books.
Play the games.
The answers are all there.

>> No.21706036

>>21705285
Wouldn't survive childbirth.

>> No.21706046

>>21706036
Says you

>> No.21706072

>>21706017
I never heard it's mentioned that they have sick sexual fetish.
Alice is obsessed with dolls but I'd call it creepy than degenerate.

>> No.21706108

>>21703653
the aya thing is a reference to inu to hasami wa tsukaiyou

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>> No.21708266
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This birb, if she does not want kids i will have almost ostrich-sized eggs to eat, so it's a win-win situation

>> No.21708435

>>21705203
yeah that's the phrase

>> No.21708603

Yukari

>> No.21708845

>>21708603
the gap hag? Unless you have a dismemberment and being contained inside a fridge fetishes I don't see the appeal here...

>> No.21708910

>>21708845
Well, she has a nice rack, and her caboose is pretty good too

>> No.21709202
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Ran
She would make a great mommy

>> No.21715063

>>21700212
Yukari and Yuuka

>> No.21715163
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21715163

The god of moms would naturally be the best mom.

>> No.21720948

>>21700212
kiss sanaes sanaes

>> No.21721297

>>21715163
her ego is too needy

>> No.21723145
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21723145

breeding the three magicians daily

>> No.21723163

>>21723145
is something that you filthy NEETs will never experience.

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>>21700212
Definitely Reisen. Would date and marry first.
>>21700403
Get hitched to Suwako and she can be!

>> No.21723503

>>21700364
What is wrong with you. Red White, is glorious! Imagine, helping out at the shrine. It's a warm summer day, you've just finished sweeping up the courtyard. Sweet beading at your brow.

Your wife calls out. "Tea's ready!" Ready as usual, you walk back to the shrine, Reimu Hakurei is waiting. With a humble platter of tea and the midday snack. Miso and tea.
After a bit of relaxing and chatting in the shade of the shrine besides Reimu. You look over and nod. She leans against you smiling.
You then hear some noise from within the shrine.

Your young daughter, steps out and climbs onto your back. "Papa!" All is wonderful in Gensokyo in this moment of peace. As transient as time is. The serenity of surround washing away the bodies stresses, the family healing the soul, and days finish worked putting the mind at ease.

>> No.21723555

>>21723261
>Get hitched to Suwako and she can be!
Wait, how will that work!?

>> No.21723562

>>21723555
something about unbirth anon

>> No.21723619

>>21723562
I think I'll just stick with making babies with Sanae then

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my wife of course

>> No.21726094
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I want to make a doll army for Medicine and fill her womb with poison!

>> No.21727598

>>21723555
Sanae is a direct descendant of Suwako.

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I would gladly offer my service as a surrogate father for these two and mating press one while the other caresses her partner's head offering words of encouragement to her.

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With these fat fucking brapcow mommies

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>>21733916
Good taste. Braphog mommies are the best.

>> No.21736848

>>21700212
I want to breed Nue

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My wife of course!

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I'm impregnating my wife!

>> No.21737890
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>>21700212
I would only have babies with my wife

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My dear wife, Remilia. Just imagining the baby bump that would result from it makes my pregophile side shiver.

>> No.21738110

This is some /d/ tier shit right now

>> No.21738733

>>21738110
is /d/ known for having threads about consensual sex between married partners

>> No.21741039

>>21738733
no and this thread is not one either

>> No.21745160

>>21700212
looks comfortable enough!

>> No.21748540

Reisen, Okuu, Junko, Marisa, Reimu, Kaguya, Eirin, the cockhu. All of those are prime candidates. If i had to choose only one id take Okuu tho.

>> No.21748582

You posted her.

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>>21723145
no mine

>> No.21759243

>>21700212
yuyuko

>> No.21763004 [DELETED] 

>>21748540
wild

>> No.21763141
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9000 cute baby Suwakos!

>> No.21763259
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This species of Wriggle

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I'm gonna be Lafcadio for Yakumo

>> No.21763532

>>21763364
You have good taste
Yukari is made for being a momhu

>> No.21768755

>>21737890
I want to woof the woofer

>> No.21776209

>>21723261
Fill the wabbit

>> No.21778708
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>>21700212
>friendly and loving
>voluptuous
>only pretends to be retarded
>loves to eat
>can kill your enemies
Your children will never go unloved, unfed, or bullied. Is there a better wife or mother?

>> No.21779855

>>21778708
Who are you quoting?
Also
>loves to eat
I don't know man, that sounds more like a negative than a positive, she would eat your children's food if she feels like it unless your children eat as much as her (In which case, your wallet would be in trouble)

>> No.21779873

>>21778708
She will eat your children

>> No.21779876

>>21779855
He's quoting yuyucow, dumbnumb

>> No.21779911

>>21706036
That's kind of hot.

>> No.21780179

>>21779876
Yuyu would never say those things!

>> No.21780584
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>>21779855
>that sounds more like a negative than a positive
Girls who eat a lot are cute!
Also, I'm sure she wouldn't be a glutton. Intelligent people also have good impulse control, so she'd definitely be able to hold back for the sake of her children.
If she just can't help herself, she can always breast-feed them, breast milk is designed to keep children healthy: it's full of nutrients, probiotics, and boosts both parties' immune system.

>she would eat your children's food if she feels like it
>your wallet would be in trouble
That's the part where I feed her my cum. She's a ghost, and cum is full of life essence, so that ought to fill her up.

>>21779873
>She will eat your children
It's okay, I have a vore fetish, so we can make more right away!

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>>21780584
>It's okay, I have a vore fetish, so we can make more right away!
Making children takes time and Yuyu is hungry now. It's good that you have a vore fetish, cause she's about to indulge you in it!
Also, A or B?

>> No.21782371

>>21782266
>she's about to indulge you in it!
Being cuddled by her insides, as I slowly lose consciousness, and part of my body becomes part of hers... is there a better way to die?

>Also, A or B?
Definitely B, it's like a mini-skirt for breasts, that gently flutters with every movement, and doesn't really reveal the shape. A, on the other hand, besides being weird, leaves nothing to the imagination.

>> No.21782523

>>21782371
its interesting to say the least that every vorefag i see is saying same things about why he likes vore
"become part of her "
"slowly lose conciousness"
but those two statements actually have nothing with being physically eaten maybe the fetish you are looking for is absorption

>> No.21783482

Definitely; best 2hus: Parsee, Tenshi, Hata-no-Kokoro, Yumemi, Mugetsu, Gengetsu, Koishi
Probably; good 2hus: Youmu, Rumia, Alice, Shikieiki, Marisa, Sakuya, Byakuren, Flandre, Utsuho
Maybe; decent 2hus: Nitori, Reimu, Yukari, Mima, Remilia, Satori, Kaguya, Clownpiece

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Yuuka!

>> No.21783729

All the fairies.

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>>21783482
Good taste. I want to impregnate Sacchan and turn her from a NEET into a housewife!

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>>21700212

>> No.21794490

>>21700212
Remiu

>> No.21794514

Ichirin.

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