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Well damn, /jp/. I went out into my back yard for a smoke and look what I found. She was almost crying, she seemed so cold. I took her inside and put her in a blanket in front of the fire. All she wants to do now is cuddle, but I'm not comfortable getting this close to a wild loli. I almost feel like I'm taking a risk bringing her inside.

>> No.2169532

>>2169521
You are. What you need to do right now is find out if she's actually wild; her owners could be looking for her. If she doesn't have any, take her down to the vet for vaccinations and a license.

>> No.2169547

/jp/ + /an/ = ?

>> No.2169548

How did you find a loli.jpg in your backyard?

>> No.2169552

Since she's wearing clothes, it's more likely that's she's an abondoned child rather than a feral one. That means that's she's got her shots and you don't have to worry about getting rabies if she bites you.

>> No.2169556
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2169556

>>2169521
Adopting loli can be a very rewarding experience.

>> No.2169560

A wild loli has appeared!

[x] genuflect

>> No.2169565

You're in grave danger, I advise you lock yourself in a room it has yet to enter at once. Don't bother trying to lock it out, once it's been in one place it can warp there at will. If not, I hope you like your anal probing.

By the way, if you want to see it's true form look at it's reflection. It can fool human eyes, but it can't fool light.

>> No.2169574

>>2169565
I went into the bathroom to get some cold medicine for her, and she followed me in there. Her reflection was real, which leads me to believe that this actually is an abandoned loli and not something more sinister.

>> No.2169591

>>2169574

Try to talk to her but be cautious not to be too intimate

>> No.2169608

>>2169574
Do not allow yourself to be alone with her. She might just rip your heart out and eat it. She's probably observing you closely now, don't let your guard down.

>> No.2169612

Ehh, I adopted a found and adopted a loli not too long ago and let me just warn you some, like mine, can be quite expensive and demanding. but it can still be a very rewarding experience.

>> No.2169626
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Well damn, /jp/. I went out into my back yard for a smoke and look what I found. She beat me up and took my smokes, she seemed so cold. She went inside and grabbed a blanket and sat in front of the fire. All she wants to do now is shoot me, but I'm not comfortable getting this close to a wild witch. I almost feel like I'm taking a risk going outside in the first place.

>> No.2169628

>>2169608
>>2169591
I'm being cautious, but I'm not entirely worried.
>>2169612
Was she lonely and cold when you found her?

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>>2169612
forgot my pic

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>>2169556
Interesting. I have also had a similar experience.

>> No.2169644

inb4 blind mute loli

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