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21686486 No.21686486 [Reply] [Original]

Can you guys take care of my sister for a few hours? I have some errands to run. Please don’t do anything weird with her.

>> No.21686495

Your sister looks like Reimu.
Don't worry, I'll make sure she won't get pregnant.

>> No.21686643

>>21686486
Is sniffing her pits falls under your weird list?

>> No.21686933

>>21686486
Tumblr tier thread. Get lost.

>> No.21686982

>>21686486
Hey..wanna play a game? Unzips* super nintendo with a copy of Yoshi's Island

>> No.21687514
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>>21686486
Behold this member of the fair sex, known as Original Poster's sister.
Just look at the lovely lass and her beautiful, bare shoulders, plump armpits and her amiable smile. Who would have thought that such a beautiful young lady exists? It is as if I was seeing the King's lovely juvenile daughter, a young woman that I, Anonymous, would never have been able to see with my very own eyes, as I am just a commoner, peasant, a nobody and dime-a-dozen lad of average wit residing in the village that I will never get out of during my entire lifetime.
Alas! she is OP's (younger?) sister, for that I cannot have impure thoughts about this attractive, youthful woman that has a wine-like blush straight from Tuscany, and her grey eyes that stare at someone's soul as if the storm that will make a good day tomorrow will also give a good day to him that she looks at.

I still had intense sexual thoughts about those plump armpits.

>> No.21687535

>>21686933
Absolutely disagree

>> No.21687539

I want /bant/ to fuck off.

>> No.21687654

>>21687539
While I generally agree, it's hard to argue that inane Touhou character threads, down to the intentional cutesy tone, haven't been a mainstay of /jp/ for years (Reimu a chuchu, doggly, pls rember, etc.). If people like the character and want a thread to them, but don't have anything original to add, they'll usually put it in just enough effort to avoid a deletion. That's nothing new.

What's new is people spamming it, which is NG because it needlessly speeds up the board. And that's where I agree.

>> No.21688303

>>21686486
I can’t promise that.

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21688327

>>21687539
have sax

>> No.21688517

>>21686495
This is not RIM. This is BNKRG sister.

>> No.21688522

>>21687514
This is a very fuckable raymoo, good job.

>> No.21688524

man, I wish Raymoo was my imouto

>> No.21688531

>>21688327
That's a euphonium.

>> No.21688578

>>21688517
iirc BNKRG has shorter hair

>> No.21689633

>>21688578
No

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21690103

oops!, accidentally turned her into my wife, dude!

>> No.21691067

>>21686643
Yes. Sniffing her anus on the other hand is acceptable.

>> No.21694088

>>21686486
Nah

>> No.21694094

>>21691067
Die

>> No.21694102
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21694102

>>21691067
Then I'm going to do it. I'm going to find out if the smell I imagined matches the real one.

>> No.21694229

>>21686486
Why do you need me to take care of her? She's like 30 years old

>> No.21695762

>>21694229
I'm 30 years old and I still need someone to take care of me

>> No.21699207

>>21686486
no
she is lame

>> No.21703095 [DELETED] 

[Spoiler]sex[/Spoiler]

>> No.21703151

I want to impregnate Reimu

>> No.21703980

Does Reimu even have any relatives?

>> No.21710158

>>21703980
Yes me.

>> No.21711543

>>21686486
bro can i marry her for like 2 seconds ?

>> No.21711576

>>21691067
Forget sniffing it. I want to stick my tongue nice and deep inside and lick all around.

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