/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>2167098

this is pretty much all i have. Any more for the funny?

Japanese are crazy barbarias who can only thank the Americans for having whipped them into shape and stopped them from prying in superior nation of Corea's business.

this sorta counts ;_;

>>2167147
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>>2167182
>naruto

>>2167098
Where can I get penis ice cream?

>>2167323
If you look at the lighting on the girl you can easily tell shes a figure and its photoshopped. So in answer to the motivator's question, it can happen in any country which has computers with photoshop or similar software installed on them.

>>2167337
At the penis festival.

Only in Japan would people consider toilets addicting.

>>2167366

A toilet which cleans your ass for you

>>2167361
I thought that was mostly meats and sweets.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>>2167119

leave corean.

>>2167746
Except all of those people in the picture are white. But I guess it's no surprise that people who make motivationals are fucking stupid.

amidoinitrite

>>2167760

Fuck off, monkey-faced barbarian islander. This is not your place. Nobody actually likes your nation without history or culture here, so go commit seppuku in your 3 square meter flat.

What is the name of that festival where all the lolis run around in rope thongs?

>>2167111
oh god what

>>2167902
problem Anonymous?

>>2167818

no-one wants you here gook. can your small eyes not see that this is japan/general and not corea/general? nobody in the world likes corean anyway, especially when they realize that corean is most racist, ignorant and uncultured people in the world.

>>2167923

Stupid baboon headed islander, can't you see that South Corea is as a whole smarter and whealtier than your nation of slaves of the American Empire?
Why perpetuating lies when they can be so easily debunked by well known data?

>>2167890
Rapture.

>>2167991
Name 3 coreans who has a nobel prize. I bet you can't.
Your 1 point IQ lead is useless. Japan has a larger population, and produces more geniuses that actually contribute to science and technology. All corean knows how to do is plagiarize, steal inventions and fabricate data. Remember your national hero Woo-Suk Hwang? lol. Nobody in the world trusts corean with anything, and if they meet a corean, they will realize how uncultured they are.

In my home city, which is Seoul of South Corea, Japanese students
1. steal anything they can get
2. lie to policemen
3. spit in people's faces when talking, nobody stands the foul stench of their breaths
4. are always short on money, not to mention many Japanese students wear riddled clothes, dirty pants and busted shoes
5. the most heinous act of all: they rape Corean girls because they rejected them due to their ugly, fat appearance
6. all they eat is Natto, which smells bad
7. their body odor is unbearable, I wonder when was the last time they bathed? Maybe 10 days?
Japanese are the same as barbarians

>>2168032

linkin nguyen

cheng pong chi

pasue lubu

>>2167680
Hahaha, oh shit.

>>2167366
Nigga you clearly haven't used one of those ass cleaning japanese toilets.
I think i spent at least 30% of my time in japan repeatedly launching pleasantly warm water at my anus.

>>2168072 pasue lubu
do not

>>2168032
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Dae_Jung

versus Japan's

1. Osamu Shimomura*, Chemistry, 2008
2. Makoto Kobayashi, Physics, 2008
3. Toshihide Maskawa, Physics, 2008
4. Yoichiro Nambu*, Physics, 2008
5. Masatoshi Koshiba, Physics, 2002
6. Koichi Tanaka, Chemistry, 2002
7. Ryoji Noyori, Chemistry, 2001
8. Hideki Shirakawa, Chemistry, 2000
9. Kenzaburo Oe, Literature, 1994
10. Susumu Tonegawa, Physiology or Medicine, 1987
11. Kenichi Fukui, Chemistry, 1981
12. Eisaku Sato, Peace, 1974
13. Leo Esaki, Physics, 1973
14. Yasunari Kawabata, Literature, 1968
15. Shinichirou Tomonaga, Physics, 1965
16. Hideki Yukawa, Physics, 1949

Korea wouldn't even have democracy if it wasn't for japan.

>>2167351

What now?

>>2168152
Wait you seriously think this is real?
If anything your picture confirms it as fake.
Pixels, in my time etc...

>>2168159

I honestly don't know, with Japan I have a stance to don't doubt anything.

>>2168112

That's a very uneducated opinion, weeaboo. What about reading some actual history books, rather than the whitewashed crap students are forced to study in Japan?
Japan never had something that could be called democracy in their so-called history. First it was the shoguns, who ruled peasants as if they were cattle. Then the emperor regained power and he appointed himself God on earth so that gullible barbarian commoners would execute any of his commands without objecting. Finally, modern days Japan is the same as its old self, except it has less self-imposing suits instead of feudal lords.
Japanese know they cannot rebel to the high-ranking powers. They spent so many centuries sacrificing their body and soul to them that it has become a staple of their morally bankrup society, so they have no other escape but drinking themselves to unconsciousness.

Chink here.

We officially declare Japan part of Corea as Japs clearly descended from Coreans.

/jp/ should ban barbaric korean

>>2168213
lol what?

>>2168213
Flawless logic

>>2168213

Anthropologist here.

We officially declare China part of Africa as Chinks clearly descended from negroids.

Nippon at its best.

>>2168238
Korean art is superior

>>2168213
And as Corea is was, is and will be a tributary of the Great Chinese Empire, it belongs to us.

lol u guize r so wacky

/jp/ should ban barbaric korean.
Asian nigger korean never learn real histrory of Korea.

>>2168297

You keep posting these photos every time, but by now everyone knows that they're forgeries and barbaric Japanese invaders forced honest Corean inhabitants to expose their breasts at gunpoint so that they could show other Japanese barbarians that they managed to subjugated the people of Corea. Too bad USA blasted you two new assholes, barbaric monkeys.

Why are you guys spelling Korea as "Corea"?

>>2168328
LOL WHAT. YOU SHOULD STUDY REAL HISTORY OF KOREA. NOT KOREAN FANTASY.

>>2168333
The official romanization of Korea was apparently made by Japan (which had colonized Korea at the time) so that Korea would come after Japan in the alphabet, so Corea is the correct spelling.At least, that's what the Korean nationalist people claim.

This is the glorious Japan of the rising sun when it knew its place.

>>2168355
And has anyone ever told them that the Japanese don't use the western alphabet?

barbaric Korean is barbaric

>>2168344

Japanese barbarians are so blind they will never be able to look up for the true history of their disgraceful nation. Japan has always been a land of barbarian monkeys enslaved by feudal lords. Even today, you can still clearly see the legacy of this centuries old self-subjgation to their greedy masters.
Corea, on the other hand, has always been a rich and ingenuous country until barbarian monkeys invaded it for their own selfish benefit.
What Japanese barbarian is posting is forgery.

>>2168372
They don't care about it. They just want to blame Japan for everythig. and they want to be superior to Japan even tiny things like that.

All IQ calculations concerning South Corea must include the average of North Corea, since they are the same people. So after careful calculations the Corean average IQ will be a little more than that of the Americans.

Korean never learn real history of Korea. because they want to kill themselves for feeling inferior complex. This is the korean fantasy and reality of Seoul. They only learn fantasy in their history class.

>>2168372

I don't want to alarm you or anything, but the original romanization was indeed Corea. Is this satirical map from 1905 enough of a proof?

>>2168401

Oh, you little stupid American. You have been instructed by the media not to voice your complaints about your country, so the only safety valve you've left is nosing in other nations' affairs.
North and South Corea are separate entities and want to remain so. Why else haven't they merged after Soviet Union has fallen?

A Korean man kill himself because he feel inferior to Japan.

Japanese barbarians like killing themselves so much they invented seppuku. Do like your barbarian ancestors and splatter your bowels all over the floor of your cramped flat, yellow monkey.

>>2168423
Fail troll is fail, either unite like the fucking nationalistic gooks want to or just shut the fuck up and remain irrelevant in the world like you always have been while our Soldiers continuously rape your women.

Goddamn the fucking niggers have more influence in this world than Corea ever will.

Hey, is this the troll thread?

>>2168447
LOL STUPID KOREAN KILL HIMSELF BECAUSE OF INFERIOR COMPLEX TO JAPAN. JAPANESE DO NOT KILL THEMSELVES SUCH STUPID REASONS.

>>2168453

All the electronics you buy are projected and manufactured in South Corea.
We own half of the videogame companies. Do you like SNK and Sammy games? They're ours now.
All of the anime is outsourced in South Corea.

If we were to cut all ties with America, you weeaboos would kill yourselves out of desperation, so be careful of what you're wishing for.

>>2168453
lol wow

>>2168466

I lol'd. Look up Japan's suicide rate.

I pity the island monkeys... they're stuck in their miserable shithole with each other. No wonder they would commit seppuku.

Korean never learn Western art history. Many famouse european artists stole Ukiyoe from Japan in Edo period. Korean DO NOT WANT to know this facts. Because they feel inferior to Japan.

>>2168489
LOL stupid Korean. Many Korean newspaper have English and Japanese web site. Nowadays, they tell Korean suicide rate is higher than Japan. Stupid Korean is really liar.

LOL. Stupid Korean kill himself because he feel inferior to Japan.

lol barbaric Korean

>>2168491

LOL, stupid illiterate island monkey stretching the truth because to make believe people used to like Japanese barbarians rather than peg them as dodgy human waste.
European artists were bewithced just by exotic places, not Japan. Do you know who Gauguin is, barbarian?
What Japan doesn't want to know is that the world has always looked down on barbaric Japanese customs and their despicable "honor code". Even Prussians, whom Japanese took as a model for their society after the Meiji Era, regarded them as beasts.

>>2168524

How could monkeys fly a plane?
They couldn't, that's why they used them to kill themselves.

>>2168506

Your grammar is cute. It just shows how unintelligent japs are. Keep telling yourself that Japan's suicide rate is lower than Coea's. I'm not Corean btw.

>>2168548
LOL no culture Korean. Some European also gone to Korea in Edo period, and they stole nothing from Korea. Because Korea has nothing precious to steal for other people.

>>2168480
Troll fail, ban yourself.

let's get back on topic, people

>>2168565
For example, this is Japanese web site of Korean newspaper which tells Korean suicide rate is higher than Japan.
http://www.chosunonline.com/article/20060919000038

>>2168565
Nothing is more delicious than sweet irony grammar fag.

Japanese people are crazy! Japanese is like PIGS! Japanese is like MONKEY! Short legs, ya know, like YELLOW MONKEY! Do you understand, Mr. Ohira?

>>2168589

Blind weeaboo, stop talking out of your ass and fly a plane into a skyscraper in the same fashion as Japanese barbarians flew theirs into your grandfather's ship.

and, this is englsh web site which tells Korean suicide rate is higher than Japan.
http://english.hani.co.kr/arti/english_edition/e_national/158160.html

LOL barbaric Korean christian

>>2168637
Are you implying all Christians are so barbaric?

>>2168637

That's what in the free world is called "freedom of expression". Does Japan have any? Of course not, since barbarian monkeys are stuck in their rut 24/7 and pass out drunk on the street because they lack any other recreational activity.

Koreans buy anime goods.

>>2168657
LOL Are you christian? You should know about Korean christian cults are notorious in the world.

LOL barbaric Korean army

National passtime of barbaric Korean.

>>2168628

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_rates

Notice how Japan has its very own article on suicide.

>>2168677
How are they notorious? What do they do exactly?

Japanese barbarians like killing their peers so much that they threw nerve gas in Tokyo's subway because of religion.
Japs = Islamic extremists.

>>2168704
For example,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Myung_Moon

>>2168687

Here's Japanese army, instead.

>>2168716
Wow....

requesting that pic of koizumi in a morning suit in that car saluting the army as he passes by.

>>2168713
LOL. Do you forget what Korean did about anime Hetalia? Some korean go mad. Everybody knows that Korean are crazy like Islamic extremists.

Is this thread really here?

LOL Public lavatory in Korea.

>>2168205
>-european-country- never had something that could be called democracy in their so-called history. First it was the lords, who ruled peasants as if they were cattle. Then the king regained power and he appointed himself God on earth so that gullible barbarian commoners would execute any of his commands without objecting. Finally, modern days -european-country- is the same as its old self, except it has less self-imposing suits instead of feudal lords.

Not bashing Europe or anything (eurofag here). Just saying that it was like that almost everywhere in the world. Maybe with mild differences but the idea is still the same. About the "still repressed today", I agree that Japanese are more submissive than the rest of the world but are you really as thickheaded as to think that today's society is totally free? Get out of your house goddammit.

Take the UK for example, they're being monitored as hell nowadays. Germany? "Oh there's blood in this game let's ban it". Same goes for Australia.

Another public lavatory in Korea.

>>2168761

Is that some KTF and SKTelecom? Aww yea

>>2168702
that doesn't look like Starcraft

>>2168702
>koreanhateamerica.jpg

I dont see a problem with this.

you fat weeaboos, I am Korean.

Koreans are nicer to westerners than Japanese are.

Isn't there some famous saying that goes, "Everyone is a barbarian to someone."?

MORE VESPENE GAS IS REQUIRED

>>2168815
Gooks are disgusting, flat faced animals

I'm an American who have lived in several Asian countries, and I can tell you that you gooks are the worst people, the most racist people on earth. Chinese people are so humble and have so much more confidence than you ugly, barbaric, dogeating flat faced, ugly 588 layers of makeup wearing gooks. Japanese people are much kinder and open to foreigners than you dog-eating, flat-faced, garlic breathed barbarians.

LOL KOREAN HOMELESS AND OTHER KOREANS

Fuck no.

I lived in Korea for 3 fucking years. Worst period of my life..

In my vacation time I went to Japan, the people were much friendlier and better to be around.

Fucking Koreans are all xenophobic, even my student's parents wouldn't talk to me, and I was the head teacher at the school in my 3rd year.

The ONLY good Koreans I met were those that lived OUTSIDE of Korea for a short time, when they came back to Korea they all realized how FULL OF SHIT ALL KOREANS ARE! My students at times were ok, better than the typical "I've never seen a foreigner lets get in his face" mentality.

In all fairness, the typical Korean is brainwashed into the "Social Circles Only" mindset, which seldomly allows them to marry after 28, and they rarely make new friends after 25.

Korea has mad Japan-envy, they always act like Japan is the chip in their shoulder. Best part it, while Koreans will have anti-Japan demonstrations and brainwash their children to hate Japan for no reason; most Japanese don't give a fuck about the Koreans.

/rant.

>>2168872
Can somebody just copy-paste this post into every retarded korea/japan thread? Seriously, this is the only "true" thing that's been said this whole entire time.

I feel sorry for Koreans who leave for another country and realize how full of shit their lives have been.

>>2168998
Honestly I don't feel sorry for them, they should all escape Korea for a few years and get a feel for the outside world.

It would do wonders for their country and also help their image. Even Korean government officials have to apologize to foreign diplomats/officials that visit Korea for their people's backwards-thinking.

God here. Why can't you fuckers be nice to each other?

People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along? Can we get along? Can we stop making it, making it horrible for the older people and the kids?...It’s just not right. It’s not right. It’s not, it’s not going to change anything. We’ll, we’ll get our justice....Please, we can get along here. We all can get along. I mean, we’re all stuck here for a while. Let’s try to work it out. Let’s try to beat it. Let’s try to beat it. Let’s try to work it out.

- Rodney King

>>2169863
I didn't know Rodney King was a stuttering illiterate. Maybe it's better he got his ass handed to him.