Hey kid, wanna learn about Tao?

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Anonymous Fri Jul 12 20:45:10 2019 No.21685830 [Reply] [Original]

Hey kid, wanna learn about Tao?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 20:47:04 2019 No.21685838 why are you spamming threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 20:49:10 2019 No.21685848 File: 122 KB, 450x600, seiga full ohayou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21685838 I don't know who you're talking about but this is my second thread today and the first one was 6 hours ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 12 21:01:42 2019 No.21685895 File: 1.13 MB, 1041x1539, __hijiri_byakuren_touhou_drawn_by_kan_aaaaari35__cf52d2eb165bfe05fa5a5f0fd658a32a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sorry, but /jp/ is Buddhist clay

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 01:54:59 2019 No.21687226 File: 197 KB, 900x1440, __kaku_seiga_touhou_drawn_by_raptor7__a76e31578bf88a6f1eab9f7e84e97439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21685895 I'm sure that could easily change

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 12:50:20 2019 No.21689584 >>21687226 Seiga nyan nyan is going to only change one thing and it isn't /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 15:15:48 2019 No.21690208 File: 591 KB, 770x1090, 70794095_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do you think seiga would fulfill my /d/ tier fetishes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 15:21:07 2019 No.21690231 File: 521 KB, 898x1200, 1535370227927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21690208 Only the ones that mix well with femdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 15:38:47 2019 No.21690309 >>21685830 Seiga makes semen retention unnecessarily difficult.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 16:01:34 2019 No.21690415 >>21690231 She enjoy pleasures, I think she doesn't mind being dommed

Anonymous Sat Jul 13 16:12:51 2019 No.21690458
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>>21690208
She sure would. Imagine getting breastfed and changed by Seiga-dono.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 18:21:41 2019 No.21691023 File: 588 KB, 920x600, seiga bully nue.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Seiga to teach me the art of bullying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 18:25:18 2019 No.21691044 File: 267 KB, 610x996, small sexy seiga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21689584 Do you think you can resist?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 20:33:00 2019 No.21691666 >>21685830 Only if I get to punch your milkers!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 20:36:58 2019 No.21691683 >>21691023 I thought taoists were the good guys?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 01:38:04 2019 No.21693060 see~ga

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 13:49:22 2019 No.21696302 >>21690458 Imagine getting mercilessly spanked by Seiga

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 16:37:48 2019 No.21697202 File: 41 KB, 600x338, uuughhh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't do it, anons. She made me chug mercury for shits and giggles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 10:26:19 2019 No.21701630 File: 611 KB, 595x842, 1561559091217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21696302 Would she comfort you afterwards if she made you cry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 10:47:01 2019 No.21701729 >>21685830 My peepee is all big and swollen! If it was returned to its normal size somehow I would surely become a taoist!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:00:54 2019 No.21701778 >>21701630 She'd make you sit on her lap and tell you what not to do ever again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:01:51 2019 No.21702433 File: 319 KB, 1000x1400, 1552285582899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sucking on mommy's breasts! Touching mommy! Having first sexual experience with mommy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:13:07 2019 No.21702472 Tao is interesting! Could you help me with cultivation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:17:10 2019 No.21702488 >>21702433 I want to fall asleep in Seiga nyan-nyan's arms whilst suckling on her breasts!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:25:20 2019 No.21702528 tell me of this "tao"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:17:31 2019 No.21704917 >>21702528 the tao that can be explained is not tao

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:10:16 2019 No.21705641 >>21697202 But you get to be immortal and cool like Miko. Guess I'll do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:25:12 2019 No.21705695 File: 326 KB, 1280x1807, __kaku_seiga_and_toyosatomimi_no_miko_touhou_drawn_by_tare_tonikaku_magaru__e15ff7facd6aae25a1537d9e13d84b3d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why don't you trust this fine lady?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:31:37 2019 No.21705715 >>21701729 Your peepee might get stung by a bee

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:28:36 2019 No.21705855 >>21691683 Bullying youkai is a righteous thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:35:16 2019 No.21705872 >>21705695 The size of that crib is very suspicious

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:36:36 2019 No.21705876 >>21705872 I want Seiga to put me in a crib.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:48:06 2019 No.21705907 >>21705876 I want to subsist on nothing but Seiga's milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:52:21 2019 No.21705922 File: 1.05 MB, 1184x1800, 1509390037977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21702433 >>21705907 I would convert to Taoism in an instant if Seiga became my mommy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:09:48 2019 No.21705958 >>21705922 She would be a horribly mommy because she'll turn you into a mummy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:10:30 2019 No.21705962 File: 111 KB, 600x848, Seiga nyannyan has found a victim!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705922 Having Seiga as your mom would probably be scary. She'd practically helicopter you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:03:57 2019 No.21712759 >>21705962 Would be worth it. Miko on the other hand....

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 14:24:59 2019 No.21714522
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>>21705962
That doesn't sound all that bad. It might get tiresome sometimes, but I think I'd like getting helicoptered by her to the point where she wouldn't even let me use the bathroom unsupervised.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 14:40:47 2019 No.21714614 Easier said than done. I want to know what to start with while turning to Tao

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 14:42:04 2019 No.21714623
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>>21714522
That sounds very awkward, it's one thing to have someone stumble on you in the middle of dressing up, but it's a completely different thing to have someone watch you undress and take a bath, or use the toilet. What's there to supervise anyways?

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 15:34:27 2019 No.21714840
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>>21714623
I wouldn't know, but I also wouldn't question her. I'm sure she knows best after all. And she wouldn't be just watching you undress or take a bath. She'd personally undress you and give you a bath.

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 16:11:37 2019 No.21714978
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>>21714840
That's just going too far, she may be my new mother but there is no need for that. Fine, she can watch how I bathe, brush my teeth, use the toilet, get ready for bed, but she doesn't have to help me do all of that, I'm not a toddler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 16:39:05 2019 No.21715064 File: 1.22 MB, 2880x2880, 1542290635558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21714978 You may not be, but your average mommy fetishst wants to be treated like one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 17:41:03 2019 No.21715335 Yes. How does one cultivate and obtain the dao?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 17:58:02 2019 No.21715421 >>21715335 You gotta seduce her, or be a babu for her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 18:10:17 2019 No.21715483 >>21712759 Are you saying you wouldn't want Miko as your dadhu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 18:11:09 2019 No.21715490 >>21715483 miko has a boipucci hes no dad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 20:40:32 2019 No.21716180 >>21715490 Just because you would fuck Miko doesn't mean he's not Kokoro's dad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 03:43:48 2019 No.21717832 File: 328 KB, 1920x1400, 1552759310432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21685830 I am a taoist because it's better than being buddhist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 03:46:53 2019 No.21717835 >>21717832 I want Seiga to buy me some ice cream then have some of it drip on me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 01:54:54 2019 No.21723205 >>21717832 Fat biddies right there!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 06:21:47 2019 No.21729396 >>21685830 SEEGA

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 01:08:10 2019 No.21733996 File: 665 KB, 883x700, __kaku_seiga_and_miyako_yoshika_touhou_drawn_by_konnyaku_yuukachan_51__c56a7ebe7c5dc6dc88ae1a5741bbfcf2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 01:22:18 2019 No.21734066 Cum inside Seiga's mouth.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 12:49:05 2019 No.21736511 >>21685830 I wanted to learn about it when I was younger but now feel like a middle aged alcoholic piece of shit with brain problems so I'm not sure it would even help anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 14:38:17 2019 No.21737001 >>21736511 Vector Spectacle

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 15:02:49 2019 No.21737111 File: 1.07 MB, 1800x1800, __okazaki_yumemi_touhou_and_touhou_pc_98_drawn_by_kugi_kugi_xiv__edb2639ea7cd98273bd02aa60f094471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll pass. Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior and not some pagan wumbo jumbo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 15:08:28 2019 No.21737140 >>21737001 Meant actual Taoism, lol. Thanks for the recommendation though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 19:49:23 2019 No.21738404 >>21737111 Yumemi is most like atheist though

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 03:50:58 2019 No.21740252
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>>21736511
Never too late to learn something cool. Start with the Tao Te Ching since its written by the man himself, its only around 81 pages so it should be a quick read. If you end up enjoying it I'd recommend continuing with Chuang Tzu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:54:06 2019 No.21743764 File: 531 KB, 2500x2500, __kaku_seiga_touhou_drawn_by_shan__34cbcf2d2e7ffa7bdf10270b1fa8fa28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Making a secretly timid yet outwardly confident hermit blush!

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:06:21 2019 No.21743804
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I've always thought Taoism was interesting, but it feels wrong to try and get into another culture's religion, like I'd be making a mockery of it. Reminds me of those Western hipsters that call themselves Buddhists even though they know nothing about it.

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:10:07 2019 No.21743814
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>>21736511
>>21740252
I gave a similar advice in the last Tao thread.
Tao Te Ching is a really good book to start with. It encapsulates many of the basic principles of Tao. The book may be around 80 pages long, but each page is comprised of a short verse, and the language is simple and easy to understand.
It provides a great stepping stone for further studies of Tao in Chuang Tzu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:30:15 2019 No.21743879 >>21740252 >>21743814 What translation of it would you anons recommend?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 21:38:27 2019 No.21744448 >>21740252 >>21743814 Thank you, anons. I've actually got it sitting across the room from me on a dresser. I'm going to get drunk tonight, hopefully for the last time in a while, then pop it open tomorrow when I get up and blow through it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:02:25 2019 No.21745228 File: 1.66 MB, 1211x1700, 50966277_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21743879 I ended up buying the Gia-Fu-Feng/Jane English version. Thanks for converting to me Taoism Seiga-chan!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:30:02 2019 No.21745749 >>21736511 Look up "Neiye".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 20:19:44 2019 No.21750218 File: 275 KB, 584x609, big desire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] large mounds of desire

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 10:19:17 2019 No.21753433 Post the Seiga with the Seiga one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 11:50:28 2019 No.21753979 File: 1.66 MB, 2036x1444, x22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On second thought, I think I'll have Kasen teach me about Tao.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 01:13:18 2019 No.21757283 What an old hag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 02:24:47 2019 No.21757526 File: 203 KB, 1000x1000, 1550837566138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21743764 Flustered christmas cakes are definitely my jam but in Seiga's case it feels wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 02:36:27 2019 No.21757573 >>21750218 Mounds large enough to feed a Taoist temple

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 16:42:12 2019 No.21760775 >>21685830 i trust jesus

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 22:06:42 2019 No.21767898 File: 1.97 MB, 1800x1246, 1533473830085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21757573 Does Nyan-nyan prey on any men and women looking into Taoism?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 05:10:39 2019 No.21769185 File: 238 KB, 714x1000, Drink the milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21767898 I prey on Seiga so I could drink and subsist on nothing but her milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 05:15:53 2019 No.21769197 >>21743804 Just follow it's principles, but don't advertise yourself as one and don't go preaching

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 09:19:03 2019 No.21769889 >>21769197 Pull a Miko and live as a closeted Taoist ww

Anonymous Sat Jul 27 17:09:41 2019 No.21771856
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I bought the Tao te Ching two days ago and within a day of having it on my nightstand a big spider decided to make the slightly open cover his permanent residence. Is this spider enlightened? I'm not sure what to do with him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 18:59:45 2019 No.21778477 >>21701729 Go see a doctor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 01:00:21 2019 No.21779918 >>21738404 Just because she's an intelligent university professor doesn't mean she's atheist!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 06:39:45 2019 No.21786103 >>21685830 No

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 06:39:50 2019 No.21786104 File: 907 KB, 873x1417, milking a zombie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21769185 >her milk Too bad, she'll just get some expired ones from her living sex doll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 06:53:54 2019 No.21786163 >>21786104 Is that supposed to be a punishment?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 20:08:32 2019 No.21789774 >>21685830 n-n-yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 20:17:27 2019 No.21789826 File: 1.65 MB, 1158x1637, 2497161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Seiga to dissect me while I'm still conscious, and then turn me into her zombie slave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 17:47:16 2019 No.21795256 >>21685830 Of course

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:48:04 2019 No.21799392 File: 1.28 MB, 1500x768, 1561238262972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21789826 But can you as a zombie satisfy her needs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:23:05 2019 No.21801196 Do I need to let go of my pride to practice Taoism well? How do I do it without losing my drive?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:13:32 2019 No.21802756 >>21771856 Darkness within darkness. The gate to all mystery.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:30:26 2019 No.21802808 >>21771856 Try Baopuzi for esoteric stuff

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:43:12 2019 No.21802844
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https://youtu.be/-OKFqLdDQks
https://youtu.be/aIjVgbq4-Mo
https://youtu.be/rUw0iHZaxv4

I want to open a occultism club with /jp/
(cuz /x/ sucks) and curse the riajuu.

akuryo taisan ( 悪霊退散 )
rin (临).
pyō (兵).
tō (闘).
sha (者).
kai (皆).
jin (陣).
retsu (列).
zai (在).
zen (前)."

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:44:06 2019 No.21804130 File: 169 KB, 431x528, lao tzu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801196 Heaven is eternal, the Earth everlasting. Man who browses /jp/ has no pride in the first place

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