/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for snek thread

>>21632584
Join the snake cult!

Big spicy awoos!

>EMG lamias
No thanks, they're too 3DPD in attitude.

>>21632589
We prefer to be called the snake church here in the states anon.

>>21632597
Hellhounds make me way too horny. I want to wrestle sex one.

>>21632584
Sunbathing Snakes on a sunny summer Sunday!

>>21632598
Rude.

>>21632579
I thought this was a big brain wojak at first

>>21632579
i would choose dragons but i treat giving love to monsters communism-ingly since sneks need more love

I just wanna snort lines and lines of my fairy waifus dust everyday!

>>21632653
You so cray-cray

Shark butt.

>>21632598
Miia herself is pure at least.

>>21632665
>Legs + Feet
Absolutely heretical.
I'd still love her and fuck her.

>>21632665
>>21632690
>legs+feet
Absolutely incredible.
I'd love her and fuck her and lick her soles.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75537782

>>21632690
>>21632694
What about legs without feet?

>>21632714
Thighs are the best part of legs, so I don't mind.

If your wife doesn’t have black sclera then what the fuck are you doing?

>>21632746
It's not a good idea to give Wonderland girls black sclera.

>>21632728
I would love to have an entire party of shortstacks.
>Elf archer/princess
>Dwarf berserker
>Shetland Centaur Knight
>Dark Mage

>>21632746
Do you think Mamono mana would also change the sclera of your waifu?

>>21632746
Fucking her.

>>21632751
Says you.

>>21632760
Maybe if she’s exceptionally extremist-bent for her species.
Assuming she’s not of an extremist species to begin with, of course.

>>21632751
Sounds like a great idea to me.

>>21632700
>Raped by an ocelomeh
>She comes with you going full aheago
I wonder if she becomes the laughing stock of the tribe or she just rapes you harder and hopes no one noticed

>>21632603
How about Fellowship?

>>21632746
Because it doesn't suit all monsters. You can have your shit taste and I can have mine.

>>21632728
>sisterhood of sympathetic shortstacks
Muh dick..

>>21632714
Not nearly as attractive, but I'd still leave a trail of kisses up her inner thigh.

>>21632584
Imagine renovating your dream house with your lamia wife. She can get the high places without needing a ladder! You’ll both be sweaty and tired at the end of the day, but you’ll have the perfect safe place to raise a family and live together for the rest of your life!

>>21632803
Just rapes you harder. Now if one of her panther ara-ara goddesses does that then shes fucked.

>>21632629
Lamia walk that perfect line between vanilla and exotic

If a hero can use some sort of super mode, do you think incubi can do so as well?

>>21632746
Slit pupils > Dark Sclera

>>21632833
There’s no reason why they couldn’t.

Are Incubi as strong or stronger than heros who already received a blessing/broke the limit?

>>21632842
Ok

>>21632842
Normal incubi would be weaker or as strong.

>>21632842
>Are Incubi as strong or stronger than heros who already received a blessing/broke the limit?
That's an odd question. that's like asking if a guy who's super buff can beat a guy who's trained martial arts his whole life and is just as strong.
A normal incubus just doesn't have a limit, that doesn't mean they know how to fight.

>>21632835
You say that like they’re incompatible.

>>21632867
Jumping makes my chest hurt.

Would you follow a witch into her house made of candy?

>Halt, evildoer

>>21632877
We'd have to know each other more

>>21632882
no

>>21632867
Apophis and Bunyips prove this

>>21632746
My wife, my rules, bitch.

>>21632877
I found out the other day what separates witches from magicians,sorceress ect...
Apperently witch means someone who sold their soul to the devil for magical power.

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>21632921
Bunyip's eyes only go slit when threatened

>21632933
Still haven't gotten that pity fuck yet?

>>21632904
Beware evil maids, sweeping dust under the carpet and using all-purpose cleaning solutions on delicate surfaces!

>>21632946
>Replying to obvious copypasta
>>21632948
Aren't shoggoths an all cleaning solution slime?

>>21632946
Stop replying you retard.

>>21632948
>>21632953

>>21632946
Stop replaying and i want to rape that lim.

>>21632579

>>21632746
Black sclera might look interesting for her species but they aren't needed.

>>21632939
Quick, give her some chips!

>>21632566
Heard you were talking shit

>>21632987
nah, give her a snickers instead

>>21632972
>replaying

>>21632992
Nah, was talking about Viccy but she's as good as shit

>>21633005
fuk u

>>21632992
I love these shiny tits.

The monmusu guy abandoned Miia's silly hat and that's terrible.

>>21633016
What

>>21633014
https://i.imgur.com/hIbcLWI.png

>>21633016
Since when does Miia wear a hat?

We need more monster girls in royal dresses tied up.

>>21633027
Hasn't she always wore a hat?

>>21633012

>>21633027
She used to have a hat.

>>21633035
This bullying has to stop

>>21632953
>>21632964
>Kiki drags Shoggy by the ear to her impromptu remedial maid school, forcing her learn how to make all sorts of different cleaning cloths and why having different solutions is so important
>Master knows he can't interfere when Kiki is like this, so he just mouths a silent "do your best!" to Shoggy

>>21633043
Where?

For those waiting on the ratatoskr greentext, I'm probably going to try to do it after 10-13 hours.
Once I finish it, I'll compile it and hopefully edit it. I've already archived my texts for later.

On an unrelated note, can lamias unhinge their jaws?

>>21633061
On her head, silly.

>>21632992
Genuine question here:
Why did you make her look so much like Esdeath? There are many ways you could have switched up the design to make her more original.

>>21633083
>can lamias unhinge their jaws?
Why would they need to do that?

>>21633083
No, it gives vorefags to many ideas

>>21633012
Gonna take a big shit in her hat!
She's gonna put on the hat in a hurry without checking!
Shitty lilim!
Shitty lilim!

>>21633094
A lamia eat she own eggs.

A shameful lamia.

>>21633083
No, too grotesque.

>>21633094
>>21633096
Need to make sure apophis can't bite me through just anything.

>>21633096
>to many idea
>to
>>21633097
You have to be over 18 to post on 4chan, sweetie.

>>21633094
>Lamia
>Hips and implied ass
If you snakefags wanted a girl with hips and ass you should have gone with a monster with legs. This is wanting your cake and to eat it and it looks stupid.

>>21633032
We need more royal monstergirls in a state of undress preferably lolis

>>21633109
I can be an overgrown kid if shitting on lilims is involved, anon.

>>21633091
Because originally I had thought the story would be relatively small, maybe three chapters at most, and the character would be forgettable. Because of that I just slapped the esdese outfit on her to save on effort of designing an actual original look, since I was only looking for a nice looking uniform for her to have later in the story. Then the story turned out to be 20 chapters long, and the rewrite looks like it'll be 34 chapters long, and the character grew on me.

Mari said she'd give her design a few changes if she ever comes around to drawing her, and .less already did a few changes as well compared to the literal esdese copypaste that she originally was.

>>21633104
>he doesn't want to be LOADED with venom
Gay
>>21633111
MGE is built on having your cake and eat it too.

>>21633109
Poor Haku-sensei. She must feel very demoralized after grading her class' essays.

>>21633125
MGE is built on having your cake and fucking it too.

>>21633123
I hate .less' newer art style so much. I miss when he drew cute anime style girls instead of this weird offputting semi realistic way.

>>21633109
I'm sorry for using the wrong version of "to" I'll go take myself to detention
>>21633111
But I don't want to fuck a snake cloaca, I want to fuck snake pussy

>>21633125
You know how me and that other anon feel about biters, anon.

>>21633141
This guy knows.

>>21633131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drfqjiigGIs
>this scene with a hakutaku

>>21633137
It's a bit plain now

>>21632746
>Guy has a human wife
>the wife is actually a demon in disguise
>the black sclera reappears from time to time
How long can a demon keep this up?

>>21633137
Iunno, I like it

>>21633141
If apophii can't bite, they get depressed.

>>21633158
Lolipophis can have a softer ball gag that squeaks when she bites down on it.

>>21633123
Well I am glad there is a lilim in military uniform. It expands my dong

>>21633158
If an apophis lady wants to be my partner or servant, I'll only allow the occasional little nip to build up immunity.

>>21633167
Uniforms are fantastic

>>21633111
Nothing wrong with a fertile snake girl with big hips

https://pastebin.com/PjCsb8qB
Finally finished my pslime greentext. I hope anons enjoy. Might make it longer it a later date.

Buy her game.

>>21633165
It's just not the same.
>>21633171
There's no immunity to MAMONO MANA.

>>21633171
>not wanting an apophis to come up behind you, hold you, and pump you full of venom
>So much in fact you start humping the air in pleasure.

>>21633190
>>21633197
Unf. Evil, sadistic Apophis mistress is my favorite fantasy. Gonna be her bloated venomlump and cumpump!

>>21633197
>>21633206
Pretty hot. Being at the mercy of a mamono like that sounds great

>>21633027
Do you mean this one?

>>21633111
Snake hips are the best thing since bee’s knees

>>21633165
>Lolipophis can have a softer ball gag
And a softer blindfold, collar and pair of handcuffs. And a softer tablecloth on the table she's bent over.

>>21633197
>She acts smug watching you hump the air
>When you start ejaculating purely from having so much venom in your system, she moves quickly so she can get to it

>>21633250
Lolis must be trained gently.

>>21633206
>>21633215
I can see why, but I don't trust an apophis to run things my way. An evil being like her needs to be under control, which means I'm giving her a rubber ball necklace.

>>21633151
I expected https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bdf_XdDwc-o

>>21633185
I dont even know who she is.

>>21633215
It's great when you're so exhausted and can't resist anymore but her tentacles/hair/tails/etc prop you up and all you can do receive her love

>>21633190
>>21633197
I’d prefer a caramel snake to a grapesnake, but I’d be okay with the venom play as long as it didn’t have any lasting effects.

>>21633250
>the table she's bent over
But her pussy's on the front?

>>21633294
Lamiass

How does one restrain a snake? The arms and mouth are obvious, but what about the coils?
Really I just want an excuse for someone to post monsters getting restrained.

>>21633303
But then how does her spine work?

>>21633316
Her pupils are cute. I could get lost staring into her eyes.

>>21633294
Bend her backwards.

>>21633179
Cool beans anon.

>>21633313

>>21633206
>>21633215
Yep. Nothing better than being unable to stand from the pleasure and falling into her tits as you still try to move your hips. Probably even have her hand move to start pumping your cock.

>>21633313
You'd have to get creative with lashings. Unless she was unconscious or actually cooperative it'd be tremendously hard.

>>21633325
This works great for vampires too. Even demons

Guys I think I'm becoming a drillslut.

Who's a better herder for weresheep, hellhounds or kobolds?

>>21633156
It’s just a rare medical condition, nothing to worry about.

>>21633344
Nothing wrong with that.

>>21633349
>Should I herd my sheep with an undomesticated wolf or a dog

>>21633349
Hellhounds are effective but cause the herd to misbehave and be troublesome for you regularly. You’ll have more than a few “black sheep,” so to speak.
Kobolds have a hard time with it but boy are they enthusiastic!

>>21633357

>>21633364
But it makes me easy prey for Ojou monsters!

>>21633366
>undomesticated

>>21633334
Vampires, dhampirs, and vampire mosquitoes definitely. Also i now want an ara ara one of the three to do that to me and drain me of all my cum and blood.

>>21633179
Nice, that was a fun read. Glad pslimes get more attention now. Hopefully other ignored monster girls are as lucky in future.

>>21633371
>more black sheep
>farmer keeps losing farm boys to delinquent ara ara sheep.

>>21633349
If you off-handedly mention to your concerned kobold that you're just in a blue mood because you can't control the weresheep situation, and that she shouldn't worry about you, you will have the greatest herder on the planet.

>>21633349

It feels unusual to see a more gentle/calm side of hellhounds. Maybe that's just me.

>>21633384
fake news

>>21633397
How can anyone resist when they invite you over to nap with them?
Stupid sexy sheep.

>>21633401
It makes me suspicious.

>>21633321
>>21633388
Thanks anons!

How does your wife beat the heat?

>>21633413
By thoroughly enjoying it.

>>21632820
making a lakeside or boat house for an aquatic girl would also be super fun

>>21633416
Her face looks disturbing

>>21633357
>her husband is a proper order citizen

>>21633377
Now I want to see a long haired Ojou-sama Troll

>>21633423
what smellis best to trigger a hellhounds heat? Can hellhounds even enter heat?

>>21633413
Magic to create a bubble of cool air around her.
Naturally, she only casts it on herself so I have to cuddle up to her to get away from the heat.

>>21633453
Thats a bit mean of her.

>>21633450

Hellhounds ARE heat.

>>21633458
She's only doing it because she wants a long hug. I think.

>>21633416
Gremlim

>>21633416
He's really been going for these comms lately. I'm impressed and slightly jealous.

>>21633371
>Kobolds have a hard time
Bullshit, any kind of shepherd type would be amazing. I feel like with weresheep the harder part my be waking them up rather than getting them moving.

>>21633476
What a terrifying prospect.

When is KC going to make a Palutena like goddess of mothership and fertility?

>>21633485
I thought he was done with MGE. I wonder what brought him back.

>>21633476
Tech support

>>21633490
I bet a Gremlim is powerful enough to make an Automaton out of a paperclip, a piece of paper and the rubber off the end of a pencil.

>>21633495
Who cares, when Medusa is better?

>>21633520
I love how in denial she is about her horns when you first see them

>>21633513
>Two goddesses of motherhood fighting
>Its over a human boy that both want to make their hero.

Now that we have a good amount of Lilims, which one is the best one, and which one is the worst one? I personally like the new gremlim a lot, and Laila is the obvious one for the latter.

>>21633495
Hathor fucking when?

>>21633531
Nothing will ever top the profile lilim.

>>21633531
No contest

>>21633531
Selene or viccy best
Laila should not count, so the worst is Iiassa or lani if only by association with their creators

>>21633544
I wouldn't say she's the worst Lim, but if you insist

>>21633501
He's been getting MGE stuff since leaving the threads quite consistently.

>>21633547
shtfup

>>21633531
I don't like any of the OC lilims.

>>21633531
No idea. I want to see the adopted lilim and eldest lilim first.

>>21633553
Cute!

>>21633528
>"What is it? Horns? On my head? No, nothing. There’s nothing there. There’s nothing there so I won’t tell you anything. Yes."

>>21633568
Cute!

>>21633531
I absolutely could not care less about this OC shit
Lilims are so fucking stupid

>>21633544
More like Ickytoria.

>>21633531
>Best
Mari. Even KC liked her enough to make her semi official.
>Worst
Lani. Her creator spammed posts about her all the time as a thinly veiled attention grab and left the threads is a seething rage when anons called him out for it.
He's mellowed out but still pushes her on the discord every time lilims are mentioned and it's as annoying as ever

>>21633544
Why did someone put a hat on that turd?

>>21633586
Shhh... you dont mention the discord stuff here, we dont want too hear it

>>21633586
>Even KC liked her enough to make her semi official.
After he changed a bunch of shit about her sure.

>>21633586
Yeah, he still tries to get people to draw her instead of drawing her himself

monster girls in summer seasonal wear, discuss

>>21633607
If summer seasonal wear includes swimsuits then I'm all for it.

>>21633607

>>21633601
He can't draw for shit and I'm speechless that he has the balls to charge money at his current ability level.

>>21633531
The best one was the one that worked at Taco Bell.

>>21633607
Lamias In sundresses!

>>21633544
Viccy gets my vote if she gives me a military demon wife

>>21633636

>>21633546
I've always wondered why Selene tends to come as a package deal with Viccy.

>>21633633
According to Lose, she got fired from Taco Bell for fucking around too much at work in both meanings of the word

Lamia with legs

>>21633531
Best: Queen of Hearts
Worst: Don’t care enough

>>21633654
Imagine having two lilim wives!

>>21633649
Beautiful!

>>21633654
Selene had almost no art until quite recently.

>>21633607
I should try and get a picture of the wife in a bikini or something summery. So far I've got a bunch of images on the way that all have her in the same clothes and it's getting a bit samey.

>>21633671
Its nice to see Beast finally getting art.

>>21633671
I wish I had a lilim to fight. I'd want to win by teasing her in the middle of combat.

>>21633667
>Queen of Hearts
I want to be her throne

>>21633654
>>21633671
Beast has a legacy of a long whishlist of stuff he wants to commision with no money to work with.
Thankfully its not just his steelim and that stupid "mascot" of his.

>>21633690
The flagmander?

>>21633683
Ruler of wonderland, A loli lilim that whos insanity lead to the creation of most of the wonderland girls.

How does one temper a sexually aggressive monster girl like a hellhound, ushi oni, lilim, etc, so they can act normal when they meet your family, or attend funerals, and similar, serious moments?

>>21633692
You mean fagmander

>>21633530
>one "evil" mommy goddess and one "good"

>>21633668
See, this is where I'm torn.
One one hand, I want a short and soft lilim wife that's heavy on the stack.
On the otherhand, I want a huge tier, buff lilim with extra stack

>>21633697
Perfect for lolidom

>>21633683
>>21633697
“Dickthrone” seems to be a common job title in wonderland.

>>21633700
Rude.

>>21633713
She can also use my face!

>>21633705
>evil mommy goddess decides to use sex to seduce hero boy to her side
>good mommy goddess hears and comes to your house as well.
>now you have 2 horny and thirsty mommy goddesses looking to one up each other at your door.

>>21633662
nice

>>21633722
Clearly I go with the one that can make better cookies

>>21633700
No, fagmander's an entirely different OC. There's a gay trap one.

>>21633699
Promised her something she really likes that she cannot simply physically take from you (so sex is a poor choice).
Brush up on your masseuse skills.

>>21633714
What a silly salamander https://i.imgur.com/vo4WtBV.png

>>21633692
Yes the flagmander.

i hate anime with a white hot passion, but what monster will let me delve the most into REAL japanese culture?

>>21632882
I believe the line is
>Stop right there, criminal scum!

>>21633747

>>21633747
Rural shrine Inari

>>21633747
a particularly long-lived Ochimusha

>>21633316
two spines, one above and below the pelvis.

>>21633413
Osmosis!

>>21633775
But they can't work if they're separate!

>>21633783
A slime could keep you cool by submerging most of your body into her own.

>>21633699
Just tell her you will be very sad if she doesn't behave properly. I don't think there would be any problem with a lilim though. Just remind her to turn off her "mindbreak/lewd" aura or whatever

>>21633791
They can if the skeleton is weird enough.

>>21633794
Compressing “bath” and “me” to a single option!

>>21633794
I would just lay in the pool with her while she sucks up fresh water. If she absorbs enough water to expand her cups size and hips, then she'll stay cool for hours.

>>21633349
Did you know a lot of sheepdogs herd sheep completely untaught and just on genetic instinct? The farmer/Shepard doesn’t even have to instruct them, they just naturally know what to do and feel compelled to do it! This can happen with some hunting dogs too!

>>21633826
Isnt that why doggos are usually loyal to humans as well? Also why its harder to turn other canidae into dog like pets due to not undergoing the same genetic selection that dogs have been under?

>>21633845
Yep. It’s why wolves make bad pets.

>>21633758
>The most pop culture she knows is an old record of Sukiyaki

embrace the darkness!

>>21633888
The only good Dark is a Dark Slime.

>>21633845
It's actually funny. The domestication of the dog resulted in an evolutionary change in humans, with our senses growing duller while our intellect rose. The dog, meanwhile, got dumber but more hardy. Wolves are larger and more powerful, but the dog developed greater stamina to keep up with human endurance hunting.
We've become completely symbiotic species who each make up one half of a whole, and our relationship is very unique.

>>21632932
>See small adorable Witch walking next to a big lewd Dark Mage
>The Witch swore to a Baphomet that she'd live a depraved life full of obscene sex
>The Dark Mage is actually just a nerdy girl that spends all her time practicing magic

>>21633888
Would embrace that demon. The other can kindly go and stay go.

>>21633888
Long time demon worshipper here.

Would you confront your daughter if you found out she was a headpat addict?

>>21633607
Sundresses

>>21633893
Agreed.

I need pictures! Pictures of momsters!

>>21633925

>>21633938
Knight succs are very cool

>>21633953
If her sclera is black watch your back.
She might seem like a harmless butterfly but those eyes don't lie.

Dragons are great, especially Otohimes and Jabberwocks. What do you think of dragons anon?

>>21633957
t. Dragon

>>21633957
Assuming we're sticking close to profile descriptions for the sake of conversation, I don't think I'd want a dragon other than a ryuu. I'd add wyvern to the list I'd take, but no hands.

>>21633607
this count?

>>21633957
See >>21633973

>>21633922
My wife is so cute and powerful.

>>21633956
That color is blue

>>21633957
Nip dragons are the best!

>>21633957
I'm biased and love Jabberwocks but vanilla dragons come second and the rest are nice too.

I want to have so much sex with my waifu that we both become super sweaty. Then i want to have even more sex with my now super sweaty waifu.

>>21633953
wow those are some majestic wings

>>21633982
Is it rude to use your waifu like a couch, or would she like that you’re that comfortable around her?

>>21633994
>>21633982
>>21633957
Rut are the best!

>>21634003
super sweaty sex in a cave or in a proper house?

>>21634008
I don't think any MG, especially lamia patterns, would besmirch skinship in any form.

>>21634014
Fuck. Ryu. Ryu. Are the best.

>>21634016
Preferably house, but i am not super picky.

>>21634008
There's nothing wrong with it.

>>21634022
Perfect. I’d never want my lamia wife to let go of me.

Is it possible to outprank a Cheshire?

>>21634041
Yes but you will need a high prankster's gambit

>>21634037
I'm very interested in that book they're reading. I'd love to talk to the author about it

>>21634024
Rut with ryu! Punch the reverse scale! Make it rain!

>>21634037
>”It sure is gross isn’t it?”
>Yeah, I’m glad Apophis aren’t like that.

>>21634032
House maintenance would get in the way of constant sex. Maybe a pocket dimension/realm is the way to go. Then again, intense sweaty sex and cuddling in a mountain cabin sounds very nice.

Would you mind a monster calling you cute?

>>21634051
>Make it rain!

>>21634063
Only in public. At home, we can be as lovey dovey as we wish

>>21634061
its not constant though. its more a weekend thing

>>21634063
In general? No. If she's trying to pick me up a more subtle approach would be better, though. Someone who's already a wife/lover/fuck buddy would have carte blanch to do so at pretty much any time.

>wife locks you in the "love cave" for the weekend
hot

>>21634108
Meant to reply to >>21634089

>>21634108
>Pharaoh has the week off
>Sounds of lovemaking right throughout the palace

>>21634116
>Work in the palace grinds to a stop
>All of her Anubis adjutant's paperwork smells like fish

>>21634108
Exactly.

>>21634130
That poor Anubutt.

>>21634130
>smells like fish

>>21633895
>our senses growing duller while our intellect rose.
I call bullshit on that anon. We changed dogs through selective breeding, they did shit to us.

>>21634174
>they did shit to us
That sounds incredibly naive.

>>21634041
You can actually trick Cheshires by baiting them into a meme. It's very similar to how toons always respond to the shave and a haircut jingle. Just walk up to one and say "Cheshire, cheshire...", and when she responds, you can pretty much tell her to do anything.

>You got your centaur in my dullahan!
>You got your dullahan in my centaur!

>>21634185
A hybrid known as the headless horsepussy.

>>21634140
If only it weren't so hard to hook her up she'd be less uptight.

>>21634182
He's not wrong. Our intellect grew because we formed a mutation in the genes that developed our jaw muscles and eventually genes that developed our hips. One allowed a greater brain mass and the other allowed for that greater mass to be birthed without complication. We changed wolves into dogs ages ago but all those things you've listed off as things they changed in us occured even further back than that.
All dogs did for us is change our hunting tactics and that didn't happen far enough back to leave genetic traces.

>>21634184
Unless she's older, in which case you may need to dig up something... vintage.

>>21634207
More jpg artifacts than an angelfire webpage.

>>21634182
No it's not. You sound obsessed with dogs to the point where you wish we were some symbiotic species. See >>21634204 and read a book.

>>21634146
All the pizza fat goes to her breasts i guess.

>>21634146
No, use a plate!

>>21634146
Exotic Kiki meat!

>>21634213
>Anon awakes "ancient" evil
>turns out she's from the 1990s

>>21634207
>monsters getting compedative over how many bubble tea plastic cups they can hold in/on their breasts.

>>21634253
>awakes
*awakens

>>21634257
>holst gf can fit 3, maybe 4 if they're small

>>21634253
What year was she born in the 90s?
>>21634261
>Anubis haku teacher's pet
>Tells on anon for misspelling a word
>Just did it so she could help him with his paper and be close to him
Now comes the question. Will an anubis perform worse in class so she can join anon in lower levels or would she make anon excel so he can join her?

>>21634292
I didn't say that she was BORN in the 90s, only that she doesn't remember anything after that decade.

How much alcohol do I have to drink to impress an oni?

>>21634291
Only 4?

>>21634319
>Holstaur at a zoo.
do you pet her?

>>21634319
Between her cleavage, yes? In AND on her tits? Probably bump that up to eight resting comfortably without needing aid from her hands

>>21634326
I don't know, Anon. That's the look of a girl who really wants a milking. She might grab you if you aren't careful. If she gets her hands on you, then it's nursing handjobs until the zookeepers can tranquilize her.

>>21634326
The sign says not to touch the monsters.

>>21634317
At least a moderately sized aquarium's worth without succumbing to the ravages of alcohol poisoning.

>>21634326
Please dont touch the monsters. They may bond to you over so mild a gesture and that might make them aggressive and troublesome to handle

>>21634343
>zookeepers can tranquilize her.
The same sign as >>21634345 also says that any man pulled in is legally obligated to marry the monstergirl who pulled you in. They wouldn't dare tranq her.

Sea slimes.

>Monster girl petting zoo
>Old hags pretending to be cute young animals to get a shota
When will someone put a stop to this?

What would a monster mother do if her daughteru called a different monster momma?

>>21634319
Gonna go beeeg

That's a big bear.

>>21634365
>Pet zap weasel at petting zoo
>Get zapped.
>She suddenly turns into a milf and rapes you.

>>21634372
Laugh as the other monster is probably embarrassed, unless she herself is a mother, and then they share stories about funny things their kids do for hours as the children are forced to stand around. But I'd be worried about a boy calling his teacher mom, who knows how bad the other students would bully him

>>21634372
*happy bicorn noises*

>>21634364
Are cute and underrated, and I imagine they would be seen at beaches worldwide. Serving popsicles and shit.

>>21634389
Disgusting.

Four ears
Missing tail

>>21634391
Post more underrated monsters.

>>21634317
All of it. All of the alcohol.
Anything less is just a challenge.

>>21634430
Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
Oh Alcohol, I still drink to your health

>>21634365
>one of them isn't even disguised, she's just an older monster girl sitting in a petting zoo hoping some cutie will choose her
Desperate old monsters can be too cute sometimes

>>21634429
Gonna need a bigger pot.

>>21634430
>>21634453
This pleases the goat.

Werewolves are so awesome!

>>21634074
Nureonago probably make habitual trips to the shrines of Ryu

>>21634429

>>21634539
>”Um, Great Ryu of the Kojen valley, please allow me to make an offering for... f-for-“
>”Relax, my dear. For sunshine and kinder days? It is no problem, for I-“
>”U-um, actually! Miss great Ryu! I was actually hoping we could get some nice rain showers for the week! I-It’s my husband’s birthday, a-and I want to surprise him by recreating the day we met, s-so- please let it rain this week!”

>>21634473
>tfw a Satyros’ sweat and love juices probably taste like the finest alcohol their husband has ever had but tastes awful to other men

Cumming on an old lady's face!

>>21634571
>Nure on her way to the local shrine to ask for rain and pay her respects so she can better her chances of getting a husband
>A man happens to return her greeting with a smile right before she enters.
>She takes this as a sign that her her faith and prayers have been answered

>>21634502
it's not so awesome when you find out how they live...

>>21634600
>Ara, ara, you made quite the mess

>>21634600
washing an old person!

>>21634685
Who else here will soon be "the old person"

>>21634651
>cumming in an old monster
>Aaaah~ You're making me a mess!

A fairy, but instead of a high-pitched, childlike voice, she has a deep, sultry, mature voice and a cadence that makes every sentence that leaves her lips sound like an invitation to lewd and sinister acts.

>>21634723
I'm 31 myself

>>21634739
she's starting to become a titania through the power of irony

>>21634739
I kind of like stacked fairies. It's a weird feeling, however.

You wouldn't date a Dwarf right?

>>21634793
Probably not. Harvins are alright.

>>21634814
But they're the same damn thing!

>>21634821
It's a cultural thing, dwarves have too much baggage.

mg holes are for looking into and masturbating to

>>21634831
>Dwarves have too much baggage

You can't just say something cryptic like that without any explanation.

>>21634831
You mean the beards?

>>21634790
Stacked as if you just shrunk titania down? If so i like you.

>>21634836
no, because you could look into a chaos kraken's ass hole and see it's actually a portal to Cthulhu's cunny as the chaos kraken is one of Cthulhu's worshipers

>>21634849
While both versions are amusing I meant a small fairy with big grapes.

Wife commission from a little bit ago finished
http://twitter.com/meolucky147/status/1146575695117787136

>>21634857
I, myself,
have an unimaginable thing for fairy role reversal with shrinking involved but I don't want to summon /him/ or piss off anyone else...

>>21634559
My nigga.

>>21634854
>cthulhu is ancient evil loli

>>21634858
she showing her delicious gazer holes while using an onahole on her lover?

Please stop these indecent discussions about fairies at once. Fairies are pure beings they are not for lewds

>>21634893
Extremely sleepy as well.

Revealing secret of high level mg to embarrass them!

>>21634857
Thats what i meant with my version. A fairy that has like grape sized tits. Thus they are huge for her body.

Let's talk about food.

Does your waifu have a particular meal she loves cooking? Or do you do the cooking in your household, and what do you make on special occasions? Or do both of you suck at cooking and usually dine out?